When Fighting Is Your Relationship’s Default Setting - Colin Jost
Вставка
- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Colin Jost offers up some financial advice, gushes over low-rent university ads and remembers a relationship in which he constantly fought with his girlfriend.
Original airdate: July 26, 2013
About John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show:
John Oliver hosts some of the best comedians around, including Reggie Watts, Pete Holmes, Rory Scovel and Paul F. Tompkins, in this stand-up series.
Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up: / @standup
About John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show:
John Oliver hosts some of the best comedians around, including Reggie Watts, Pete Holmes, Rory Scovel and Paul F. Tompkins, in this stand-up series.
Watch more Comedy Central Stand-Up: / standup
Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up:
Twitter: / standup
Facebook: / standup
Instagram: / ccstandup
Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: www.cc.com/top...
#StandUp .
Comedy Central Stand-Up: Anti-Bias Statement: www.cc.com/inf...
Seeing Colin doing stand up and not weekend update is like seeing your teacher outside of school
LITERALLY LMAO when I clicked on this I was like oh yeah I totally forgot he did/does standup
No it's better.
Way more cornier
RIGHT???????!!
Like seeing captain america's son married to black widow on multiverse
I’m so unsettled at the fact that I can see his entire body and not just his torso and above
Ikr
Not bad one to look at either
His cute widdle legs 😂
SAME
I'm unsettled that I find him attractive but he's young enough to be my grandson
He looks like a midwestern candidate for senate.
no wonder he played Pete Buttigieg on SNL
@@scj6693 lol he was actually college roommates w him
one of the ones kids on tiktok would post fan cams of 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
House. Jost isn't creepy enough for the senate
Hahahaha!
his jokes make more sense when u realize he was an economics major in college lol
At harvard as well, lol
Bet none of his "Harvard" college friends thought for a second he be dating Scarlett Johansson in a few years . lucky bastard 😂🤣
What are you talking about? He majored in history and literature.
He definitely looks like an economics major from Harvard
Why do you know this
he sounds like Eric Foreman from "That 70s Show"
I was just thinking that lol
TRUE
He even kinda looks like him, only a little bulkier
I loved that show cause I grew up in the 70s.
👏😂
“Are you elderly and confused? Let us steal your house!”
😂😂😂😂
Nate Jones I read this the moment he said it😂
Same
So glad that I am not the only person that sees that as a scam
The reverse mortgage bit hit way too close to home!
They did that to my mom 😩
She was only paying $500 a month and in a heartbeat, they stole it from her. It would have been paid off already. Is like telling your kids; F your inheritance!🤦🏻♂️
Some people didn’t read the description that says the original air date was 2013.
Didnt think anyone had to look it up. Its pretty blantant this is a few yrs old. But this is the Internet where only thee dumbest survive n prosper.
I thought it was more like 2008. He looks so young
Thatsssssss why he looks so weird lol
Just Doin Florida ohhhhh
These SNL cast members must have some love potion, he's marrying scarlet Johansson, Pete dated Ariana, Jason Sudeikis is married to Olivia Wilde, kenans wife is a super model, Dave mccary is with Emma stone.
It's called humor.
I totally agree. But Colin Jost is super hot. He had looks and humor
@@JMarchel and brain, he graduated from Harvard
I’ll take a funny man, with emotional intelligence..over super “society-determined” hot and/or rich non-funny guy any day.
Pete’s with Kate Beckinsale now
That haircut makes him look like John Mulaney’s younger brother
Yas
#bruh
Francis Mulaney
It's better than the bowl cut he had in high school.
Didn't realize one of Mitt Romney's sons was doing stand-up comedy.
You're hilarious, you should try doing it too
Romney jr. Is pretty good
Stephen H. 😂🤣😭
Daaaaaaaaamn
That was savage 😂
This comment is funnier than the whole bit
he looks like a Kennedy. I don't know a better way to describe it.
It’s the broad face, thick hair, and wide, toothy smile
@@nrw7734 yeah that’s it lol
lmao cuz he looks irish
@@liammcgowan6795 yeah that’s a lot of it
@@annadalessio3793 your pfp is very unsettling
Colin has legs? I thought they had a puppeteer for the weekend update hosts?
And what nice legs they are!!!
Why do you think he's always sitting so upright?
SNL can't afford that, so they use real people (always have, from Chevy Chase to Norm Macdonald, even the ones from crummy seasons like Charles Rocket and Gail Matthius).
“So I helped her, but, like, from three feet away” - sounds like he was covid-ready long before the outbereak.
Yas
It’s sad that this comment is a year old
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE
@@kaylabowden3883 It’s sad that this comment is a year old
Colin is out here dressed like Mr.Krabs
Maison Gonzalez-Traeger 😂😂
He's still hot af
It’s very weird seeing him this expressive and moving around when he’s usually in one position with a Fox News haircut.
Underrated comment, true though.
FOX NEWS HAIRCUT LMAOAOA
Dylan and Cole Sprouse's missing brother
Especially the VOICE
So that’s why I’m attracted to this dude
Haircut
Both his personality and appearance is as if John Mulaney and Anthony Jeselnik had a child
Yeah, and the kid dipped like a toe in the genetic talent pool.
Not even close
@k.roy wow thank you its as if no one wouldve figured
He's not nearly dark enough to have Jeselnik in there, but i def see the Mullaney... I've kind of always thought Jost looked like a Mormon missionary :)
What a fine mayonnaise sandwich.
Lol thank you. O that is soo nice to say. Thank you. Mmm.
Lololol 😂😂😂
I'm You, You're me
koolaid is gross. Drink some juice, you've got a watermelon right there ffs. I can't eat a TV show.. and steak is better than chicken.
I'm just saying. Plenty compares.
Germ Antibody what the fuck is 'juice'? We want grape drink. Or orange drink. And if you don't like chicken then there is something legitimately wrong with you.. I don't know how hard you are trying to break away from stereotypes .. but don't fucking play yourself. Any human with taste buds loves good chicken.
Germ Antibody and I'm not sure which part of the world you come from, but when someone references a tv show in relation to people - it is *not* for eating. It's for reference in relation to all mentioned around it within a specific stereotype .. similar to how the original comment was a derogatory stereotype towards one example being related to a whole.
Is it all broken down enough now?
This is my first time seeing Colin’s stand-up (yeah I know this is probably a super old stand-up set), but he’s absolutely hilarious!! I’ve only ever seen him on Weekend Update, but no wonder he and Che work so well together.
As someone in tech, I completely agree with the assessment of the technical colleges.
“Turning a giant wheel” just became my new dance move.
"It's never like 'No, this is the cause of slavery'" 💀💀💀
Colin looks so good with his hair like that omg
This is the first time I've seen him do stand-up. Really funny!
Not
This guy is now engaged to Scarlett Johanseen.
I have no idea what I meant with that like I don’t know if I’m shocked or like confused or like ah yes good match 😂
Nevertheless he won
Gloria EMan SHE won
I just hope she ain't the crazy girlfriend, because if she is...she won.
The original date it aired was 2013 so nope, not Scarlett
He must be packin’ some heat.
He made it
"A gypsy on a vespa"
LMFAO
I have never seen him do stand up, this was funny stuff 😅
His standup persona is very different than his Weekend Update persona. I wonder which one he's more like in real life.
Stacy Neuman this comment would make Carlin turn over in his grave
Jack Ryan who is that and why would they turn over in their grave?
@@hanaomer4419 George Carlin was one of the greatest American comedians ever. I think that this Jack fellow is insinuating that Carlin would be offended by someone finding Jost's comedy funny, which demonstrates a complete and utter lack of knowledge about Carlin. Jost's style is very similar to that of Jerry Seinfeld, who Carlin says that he is a fan of in his posthumously published autobiography "Last Words."
@@NESherv I think it's a mix. I just read his book...hilarious and interesting...and he seems to be a fusion of both.
I can see Scarlett being attracted to his sense of humor.
I don’t know why people are hating on him, this was hilarious to me. 😂
Scarlett Johansson tripping about that stranger 💀
Do you think that's the gf he was talking about?
check the description Original airdate: July 26, 2013
@@garretth1863 Thanks. I saw upload date and thought it was recent
Can’t you see how young he looks🤔
@@garretth1863 Thanks, wow I'm a proper dumbass 💀
I love Colin Jost!! He's only gotten better since he did this- it makes me look forward to seeing what he does in the future, cuz I know I'll be watching out for it!!!
Lorelei Webster His last name is spelled the right way up in the video title just for you. Jeezus
*Jost
😊 Yes it is Jost, my spell Check and I are at odds still... Anyhow, Thanks and Cheers!!??!!😁
In fairness, it would have been difficult for him to get worse.
And the woman who fell...
was Scarlett Johansson
"I can't be racist. My wife is Black Widow."
-Colin Jost Probably.
Wtf are you talking about?
Relationship advice from the guy that landed Scarlett Johansson. My hero
Luckiest guy in the world..
And now he's gonna marry Scarlett Johansson
He’s so funny omg I wish he’d be in more than the weekend update tbh
"You know where else you can put it, back on the fucking rack." I didn't realize that he was this funny.
6 years later and still pretty funny...mark of some good standup! 👍
Ingenious inception bit!
He looks like he escaped from a 90's TV-show
"Let me see both your hands "what he says to che every time he tries to shake his hand before the weekend update.
I love looking at Colin. Real eye candy for me.
He's such a dorky dude, which makes pairing him with Michael Che the perfect combination
2011: Google Wallet using NFC for contactless payment.
2014: Apple Pay using NFC for contactless payment.
He married Scarlett Johansson. There's hope for us all.
Check the description. Original airdate: July 26, 2013
Yeah that pissed me off
B randon why? 😅
... fighting thing was such a mood
I’m about to see him in a couple weeks!
I love this guy
Your mom loves this guy.
“t h i s i s y o u r f a u l t” “yeahbutyouredriving”
I've never been drunk in my life and have walked barefoot with my shoes in the hand many, many times.
Also, I've tripped over nothing many, many times.
He kind of sounds like eric from that 70s show
*wishmeluck* oh my fucking god!! Your right
I can tell my ankle is going to fail about 30 seconds before it just can’t anymore.
Ooh, I feel this on a near spiritual level. 🤣 I guess since I can’t change it, at least humor helps!
Damn he really gunna call out black widow like that?!
Original Air Date: July 2013
Original Air Date: July 2013
This is before scarlet.
This the guy who marries black widow?
Yep
“But you’re the one driving” lmao
Sooo true
this was a better haircut on him i will accept no feedback on this
I didn’t know Gabe from the office did stand up
My boyfriend and I got into a fight about a microwave being too small to cook a bag of popcorn today. This made me significantly less angry at him
people are shocked he's marrying scarlett, bruh colin is so cute, smart, and funny! he has the most charming smile too
That fight bit is gold!!
Colin, you're marrying Scarlett Johannson, relax. I'd be more afraid if things go south and she gets Black Panther to key your car. ;-)
???
this was from 2013 lmao
Ohmygod STOP WITH THESE
Love me some Jostyyy!!!
Huh, I’ve never seen Colin behind a desk. So this is what a full Colin looks like.
Hey, I'm so proud of you. I met a similar version of you that is as carefree n wholesome as you. It's no wonder you inspire young athletes .
Westwood Rocks!
"I can't afford this, I better put it on my credit card." XD
My Uncle and Aunt's Relationship Default Setting is WW II. I was waiting for part III but it never came. So disappointed.
Scarlett Johansson’s husband
I love you Colin...keep up the good work. You bring a smile to all of our faces.
This guy is a born natural and SUPERSTAR!
that man would eventually go on to marry Scarlett Johanson
Watching early Colin Jost clips makes me want to go out and get a good haircut.
It makes me want to find a clip of a good comedian.
Little did he know that he would end up marrying Scarlett Johansson!
Bruh u r fighting with the black widow?? Damn she gonna screw ur head😂😂 (p.s i meant that civil war scene where Scarlett goes over winter Soldier's head)
This is a personal attack
Wtf this is the same guy that married an Avenger. 🤭🤯😂
This comment section is like the heckles comedians make fun of in their shows. Nobody cares what you find funny, grandpa.
Grandpa? Umm... I’m gender neutral and I am now offended by you identifying me incorrectly. Lol
Grandpa? Umm... I'm a 16yo male student and I am now offended by you identifying me incorrectly. lol
Thaw Thaw Lmao. I can see someone else has a great sense of humor. But while I admire the effort, I have to let you know that I am the King of SJW Cringe. Let’s see if you can beat this...
Umm... I don’t appreciate your copying what I said. You’re a 16 year old MALE! So I don’t need you shoving your white privilege in my face like that. You’re a White Male who is a racist that supports Rape Culture.
Not bad huh? Beat that! Lol
I don't know who he was dating at the time but he has gotten a major upgrade in the girlfriend/wife department.
I think his ex is the one who dodged a bullet. Weakest set I’ve seen in a long time. Painful.
@@shamelesshussy weakest hating comment I’ve seen in a long time. painful! He ain’t the funniest comedian out there but the guy has jokes & the audience is laughing. I would love to see you perform. I’m curious to know what’s your ideal of comedy.
He reminds me of Jim Carry back in the day 😀
Way too relatable
It’s so cute that Michael Che’s friend used to do standup
I love how this ends abruptly so he can get the last word 😂
little did we know he was going to be future Mr. Johansson....
Smart and funny. You can't beat that combination.
When you come to hear the joke from the title but it doesn't come until the video is almost over
Scarlett chose this? Wow. Hope for us all.
the video got wayyyy better as it went on
This video is going to age like crazy in about 5 years. I thought this was from the late 80's/early 90's before I realized who it was lmao
Le Public: Stand up comedians have no respect
Le Colin: so I just married Scarlett frickin johanssonn
I was in NY for 6 days and some lady tried to pickpocket me 2 days in lol
WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING HER?
"I was dating someone recently" years later: marries Scarlett Johansson
This man is engaged to Scarlett Johansson
I clicked this not realizing it was Jost I’ve always wanted to see him doing a set😭
I’ve never seen such a young man do such anold man act
is this set from the 80s??
He’s just describing my parents
Bro i didnt read the title. I had no idea that was Colin. I thought it was Rob Scallion doing stand up now.
That was really good lol. He's funny.
the way his hips move is mesmerizing