Every Way To Screw Up Thanksgiving Dinner | Botched by Babish

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @alanholck7995
    @alanholck7995 Місяць тому +4696

    The most important thing to remember when cooking Thanksgiving Dinner is to remember that there are 364 days in the year to experiment with recipes. Thanksgiving is not one of them.

    • @thevrifiedlosr
      @thevrifiedlosr Місяць тому +164

      Absolutely. Christmas too, or whatever you celebrate around that time.

    • @chlcrk
      @chlcrk Місяць тому +144

      Unless you're here in the UK. Then Thanksgiving is just any old Thursday and we'll carry on with wild experiments

    • @Xzorton
      @Xzorton Місяць тому +8

      Amen 🙏

    • @Surr3alD3sign
      @Surr3alD3sign Місяць тому +63

      Additional note: neither is christmas or any other holiday we typically celebrate with some kind of special meal

    • @Surr3alD3sign
      @Surr3alD3sign Місяць тому

      ​@@chlcrkmurica

  • @WartimeTrench
    @WartimeTrench Місяць тому +1140

    Babish broke into my home and attempted to gater all of my wine. Upon attempting to apprehend our bald assailant, I realized he was coated in a thick layer of butter. He slipped away that night, but I still see him out of the corner of my eye some nights.

    • @bluerabbit4010
      @bluerabbit4010 Місяць тому +35

      😂😂 What in the world lol love the lore of Thanksgiving Babish. Kinda like the krampus but better

    • @bonulver
      @bonulver Місяць тому +24

      Babi Jaga ✨

    • @loafofkitkat7504
      @loafofkitkat7504 Місяць тому +11

      @@bluerabbit4010 don't you mean.."but butter"

    • @iodinequartz
      @iodinequartz Місяць тому

      Lucky

    • @thickcocogrl79
      @thickcocogrl79 Місяць тому

      Very lucky😅

  • @KintokiSan
    @KintokiSan Місяць тому +2416

    A whole cup of salt into the
    cranberries was the most
    botched you've ever babished

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Місяць тому +29

      LOL, that's hilarious and horrifying!

    • @bitchenboutique6953
      @bitchenboutique6953 Місяць тому

      I let out such a gasp

    • @SinoPeril
      @SinoPeril Місяць тому +53

      this feels like a haiku

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Місяць тому +45

      @@SinoPeril Whole cup of salt Into the
      Cranberries was the
      Most botched you've ever Babished
      There, that meets the 7-5-7 haiku form. 🙂

    • @joeblow6568
      @joeblow6568 Місяць тому +3

      I'm kinda wanting to try that. a savory cranberry sauce.

  • @joetoscano6376
    @joetoscano6376 Місяць тому +480

    I keep saying “you could’ve fooled me” but the music doesn’t play and I hate it. please, it’s my favorite bit, never ever stop.

    • @Nooticus
      @Nooticus Місяць тому +3

      AGREED ITS THE BEST

  • @ivycreamz
    @ivycreamz Місяць тому +2485

    gaterwine on the table this year at the babish household

    • @AftaleItsOK
      @AftaleItsOK Місяць тому +27

      Gator*

    • @yenn0z
      @yenn0z Місяць тому +13

      we love the gatorwine

    • @Ubernaught012
      @Ubernaught012 Місяць тому +33

      Just had it for the first time on Election night, it helped.

    • @Random64
      @Random64 Місяць тому +2

      gaterwine we lov u

    • @jlavine5449
      @jlavine5449 Місяць тому

      absolutely XD

  • @nanoman172
    @nanoman172 Місяць тому +855

    the problem cabbage was my favorite character this year

    • @babykeys27
      @babykeys27 Місяць тому +21

      I really want the behind the scenes shots of Kendall just chucking the cabbage at Andrew

    • @kbarts316
      @kbarts316 Місяць тому +16

      MY CABBAGES!

    • @bextomoose
      @bextomoose Місяць тому +5

      It's my second favorite behind Gatorwine (yes Gatorwine is a character)

    • @KYoung867FAN
      @KYoung867FAN Місяць тому +3

      @@bextomoose AMEN

    • @cihojuda
      @cihojuda Місяць тому +2

      Problem Cabbage is the best BCU character

  • @elwhite83
    @elwhite83 Місяць тому +307

    10:50 It would have been pure gold if he did not notice he had added salt to the cranberries until he tasted it after he was done.

    • @johnburrill2625
      @johnburrill2625 Місяць тому +1

      Or if he added salt the second time too

  • @ibescansa
    @ibescansa Місяць тому +108

    My American friend made us sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving. She lives in Spain and she is dyslexic... so she mixed up a bottle of grounded "canela" with grounded "cayena" (cinnamon & cayenne, to be fair, both bottles looked exactly the same).
    We ended up eating spicy sweet potatoes and it was surprisingly not too bad!

    • @tessat338
      @tessat338 Місяць тому +7

      Sweet potatoes and cayenne were domesticated by the same people in Pre-Columbian America. They go well together.

    • @Pyroific
      @Pyroific Місяць тому +5

      one of my favorites is steamed mashed sweet potatoes with butter and chipotles in adobo mixed in! its an alton brown recipe

  • @CharlieFoxtrot06
    @CharlieFoxtrot06 Місяць тому +170

    I wholeheartedly approve of the Problem Cabbage. I am going to integrate this into my daily life. Please, keep this gag going in future episodes, at least the Botched videos.

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless
    @ReezeGoingSenseless Місяць тому +1428

    I get the feeling that food will be the least disruptive or unpleasant aspect of many Thanksgiving dinners in the US this year.

    • @KatieDeGo
      @KatieDeGo Місяць тому +94

      Yeah I'm not going to my family Tg for this very reason. It gets heated and I get yelled at for telling people to shut it

    • @FabianDialer-vw1zk
      @FabianDialer-vw1zk Місяць тому +43

      ​@@KatieDeGo well, considering some have mental breakdowns over the election result.

    • @USMCOrdy6541
      @USMCOrdy6541 Місяць тому +193

      @@FabianDialer-vw1zk At least those that lost this time haven't tried to stage an insurrection in protest.

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@USMCOrdy6541 neither did their side until January 6th.

    • @gunsbeersmemes
      @gunsbeersmemes Місяць тому +26

      At least we'll be able to afford the food next year!

  • @129chrisseb
    @129chrisseb Місяць тому +365

    Do not, I repeat DO NOT! put aluminum foil over your turkey after taking it out of the oven to keep it warm. . . It will steam, and that crispy skin you were showing off when it first came out will be gone.😢

    • @paradoxparade1
      @paradoxparade1 Місяць тому +8

      I've heard it's a conspiracy and that you should only put a tin foil on a turkey instead.

    • @danielduncan6806
      @danielduncan6806 Місяць тому +1

      This sounds weirdly like first-hand experience.

    • @Arcanua
      @Arcanua 29 днів тому +1

      You're also letting it mold prematurely by doing that, we don't do thanksgiving in Japan but everybody knows that's going to mold it faster since all cooked meat does that

  • @jojobiwankenobi
    @jojobiwankenobi Місяць тому +502

    That this video didn't start with someone drinking bourbon, it seems unrealistic to how Thanksgiving is typically ruined.

    • @mosheyedidyablass7561
      @mosheyedidyablass7561 Місяць тому +57

      Preferably while sitting next to someone who is completely on the opposite end of the political spectrum.

    • @chlcrk
      @chlcrk Місяць тому +26

      Maybe you can do the unusual and ruin it by drinking 3 glasses of Gatorwine beforehand rather than bourbon

    • @thevrifiedlosr
      @thevrifiedlosr Місяць тому +5

      Whiskey for my family 😂

    • @TyreeHarris-ir9pl
      @TyreeHarris-ir9pl Місяць тому +9

      B@@mosheyedidyablass7561 or opposing religious beliefs

    • @Zelmel
      @Zelmel Місяць тому

      Hey! I resemble that remark!

  • @wheeze2429
    @wheeze2429 Місяць тому +69

    do they like do shots before every botched by babish episode?? how are they consistently this batshit insane for every single one without fail

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 Місяць тому +3

      Because Andrew's a total gremlin when not sticking to a script

  • @Pumpkinhead9092
    @Pumpkinhead9092 Місяць тому +224

    Can we get a shirt that says "spatchcocked, butter stuffed, dry brined" as merch

  • @loraloo189
    @loraloo189 Місяць тому +145

    Add a tablespoon of either Grand Mariner or port wine to your cranberry sauce, regardless of whether you make your own or open a can. It elevates it with little effort.

    • @RobertCoxEsq
      @RobertCoxEsq Місяць тому +3

      The port I can understand, but with the orange peel in (and I use orange juice as well) wouldn't the grand mariner be a smidge overpowering?

    • @miradfalco251
      @miradfalco251 Місяць тому +3

      If you can get it, jaggery sugar is a lovely alternative. It's flavor is a lot more rich than standard commercial brown sugar.

  • @titangirl161
    @titangirl161 Місяць тому +214

    You can always do what my shrewd mother decided to do- have three kids, make sure they all like different things, then assign them tasks according to those things, like make the older (me) make mashed potatoes because they're her favorites, make the middle child (sister) who preferrs sweet potatoes make sweet potato casserole and make the youngest one (brother) make the stuffing since it's his favorite

    • @Singularity01010
      @Singularity01010 Місяць тому +4

      What does shrewd mean to you

    • @edw.b856
      @edw.b856 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Singularity01010
      What does pedantic mean to you?

    • @Singularity01010
      @Singularity01010 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@edw.b856 Pedantic describes someone who annoys others by correcting small errors, caring too much about minor details, or emphasizing their own expertise especially in some narrow or boring subject matter

    • @thickcocogrl79
      @thickcocogrl79 Місяць тому +8

      Mom had a great system, she was on to something lol!!!! And great little cooks to help out!

  • @GuardianAngel787
    @GuardianAngel787 Місяць тому +257

    10:07 She almost let the intrusive thoughts win and poked it.

  • @flatflo
    @flatflo Місяць тому +47

    Prep your gravy boat by pouring in boiling water and letting it warm before putting your gravy in. This will keep your gravy warmer and prevent it from congealing for longer.
    Or get a small thermal carafe and designate it for savory applications only. It keeps the gravy at the perfect temperature and is easier (and safer) to pour and pass than an open gravy boat.

    • @WickedKnightAlbel
      @WickedKnightAlbel Місяць тому

      Wouldn't that make the boat difficult to pick up at the table?

    • @Broadpaw_Fox
      @Broadpaw_Fox Місяць тому

      @@WickedKnightAlbel - you're only warming the inside of the boat with the boiling water - the handle and oustide will generally be fine. 😉

  • @jimbubbatube
    @jimbubbatube Місяць тому +86

    I smell a boxed stock “Ranked With Babish” episode! Make it happen!!!

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro Місяць тому +3

      Just sitting and being forced to drink every box of stock they could find at the grocery store

  • @bacare1971
    @bacare1971 Місяць тому +190

    Kendal is correct, but she forgot about how canned cranberries make a vastly superior Thanksgiving Friday sandwich.

  • @tedtamada
    @tedtamada Місяць тому +293

    Cranberry sauce is the easiest thing in the world to make. The house smells wonderful while it’s cooking.

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky Місяць тому +7

      Or nightmare smell if you butcher it to oblivion

    • @tedtamada
      @tedtamada Місяць тому +1

      @ Have never done that. Thankfully.

    • @EmptySkullProductions
      @EmptySkullProductions Місяць тому +3

      It really is just a compote with added ingredients. So simple as long as you don’t burn it lol

    • @RainCheck797
      @RainCheck797 Місяць тому +1

      I always volunteer for it because it's so cheap and easy. But remember to throw in a cinnamon stick and use oj in stead of water.

    • @tedtamada
      @tedtamada Місяць тому +3

      @ I don’t use water. I make a cranberry compote with cranberries and Granny Smith Apples,brown sugar, fresh apple juice, instead of water, cinnamon, and 4 cloves. It’s delicious.

  • @rainamelendez6145
    @rainamelendez6145 Місяць тому +20

    Kendall casually suggesting pelting him with Cabbage when they were brainstorming this episode is my favorite animal.

  • @EK-xz8ig
    @EK-xz8ig Місяць тому +80

    I peel the potato dirty, then rinse each one before submerging in cold water. It seems like it would take longer but it doesn't because a dirty potato is super easy to peel because of the friction. I use a super sharp pearing knife, not a vegetable peeler

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 Місяць тому +1

      The potatoes at my grocery store are clean. I still wash them a bit, but I never see any dirt coming off.

    • @bonulver
      @bonulver Місяць тому +4

      Brushed potato varieties (the dirty ones) keep longer. I think they're tastier but it's likely I am deficient in dirt.

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 Місяць тому +4

      @bonulver Important to get your USRDA of vitamin D(irt).

  • @HeavyMettaloid
    @HeavyMettaloid Місяць тому +21

    One of the things I've learned about poultry, mostly from this channel, is exactly what you say at around 5:16, add the amount of salt you want to end with because scraping it off is a pain if it's even possible. I've had different meats that I dry brined simple absorb all that salt and become nigh-inedible.

  • @punkinlady1039
    @punkinlady1039 Місяць тому +77

    I needed this video after everything this week. Will probably watch it on repeat constantly for the next decade

  • @sscout191
    @sscout191 Місяць тому +49

    Thank you for doing a thanksgiving video BEFORE a christmas video (I wish this comment was a joke, but its not)

  • @zeroelus
    @zeroelus Місяць тому +12

    I love the botched by Babish series. Duckups happen and seeing how people with skills/experience fix them is invaluable for me.

  • @karmagirl314
    @karmagirl314 Місяць тому +27

    I think the Problem Cabbage should be a permanent recurring character on the channel.

  • @kayleighhunter5025
    @kayleighhunter5025 Місяць тому +127

    This is my first year doing the full thanksgiving dinner, so I am absolutely using your channel to help! I really need the help!

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 Місяць тому +11

      Keep calm take deep breathes, and take it slow. Also clear off more space than you think it will need, if you don't need it, then you don't but if you do, you'll have it

    • @conmattang8492
      @conmattang8492 Місяць тому +8

      Based on personal experience, I'd recommend using a store-bought pie crust. It crisps up just fine and you save a lot of time.

    • @johnwisner5748
      @johnwisner5748 Місяць тому +10

      Free tip- Take the empty dishes you think you'll be using, put them in the oven (with it off) so you get a gauge of just how much space you have to play with.

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 Місяць тому +3

      Just do sandwich trays, fruit and veggie trays, cheese trays and cookie trays. That's what I do on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Better than cooking. 😊

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 Місяць тому +2

      @ashleyr6809 honestly, not bad. I do prefer cooking, but I do like your idea to.

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel Місяць тому +15

    "Better than Bullion" is also straight-up a better option than boxed stock. It's more or less what boxed is made from, but nicer, and you can make it different strengths. You can also add a little bit to stuff to add some more stock-y flavor!

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret 28 днів тому

      The ingredients leave much to be desired though, especially as I am allergic to corn, soybeans, and turmeric.

    • @Zelmel
      @Zelmel 28 днів тому

      @LycanFerret I mean, as someone without those allergies, I think the ingredients are fine for me.

  • @Sleepless_Chaos
    @Sleepless_Chaos Місяць тому +18

    LIVING for the cabbage tossing. 10/10 perfect bit.

  • @waheedabdullah6371
    @waheedabdullah6371 Місяць тому +138

    Make Mudka's Meat Hut Big Order from The Emperor's New Groove on Thanksgiving:
    3 Pork Combos (Extra bacon on the side), 2 Chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion ring, catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout.
    *You got all that honey?*

    • @TigrisCariosus
      @TigrisCariosus Місяць тому +6

      might be an opportunity to have some fun in the south american kitchen?

    • @tgyk80642
      @tgyk80642 Місяць тому +3

      I support this message.

    • @ValexTheGobbo
      @ValexTheGobbo Місяць тому +24

      Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma’s breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it.

    • @roosterconlon
      @roosterconlon Місяць тому +1

      Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of grandma’s breakfast, and change the bull to a gill. Got it.

    • @jrsdiesel
      @jrsdiesel Місяць тому

      Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it!

  • @knightofendor8384
    @knightofendor8384 Місяць тому +48

    I maintain there isn’t any shame to be had in using premade pie dough when you’re also the one making the other foods. 85% of your family does not have the tastebuds to tell the difference.

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret 28 днів тому

      I always use premade pie crusts because I cannot make dough. Put me and flour in the same room and things go wrong fast.

    • @SJisReading
      @SJisReading 28 днів тому

      It can smell fear ​@@LycanFerret

  • @toadstooltadd3843
    @toadstooltadd3843 Місяць тому +23

    I like the Problem Cabbages, very nice addition

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh Місяць тому +22

    i'm gonna melt dowm a whole pound of danish creamery butter and drink it like liquid GOLD.

  • @Ashewyn
    @Ashewyn 27 днів тому +2

    Thank you Babish! It was my first time ever doing a Thanksgiving dinner and I botched nothing ✨ The turkey was amazing, and the homemade pumpkin pie turned out perfectly.

  • @sungjin-woo8898
    @sungjin-woo8898 Місяць тому +42

    Whoever put "thighs first. That's my approach to life" we are now friends

  • @IamNotU
    @IamNotU Місяць тому +2

    It ain't Thanksgiving yet, but I am thankful for Babish and his crew...y'all have taught so many people and put many smiles on many faces.
    Swaz Do Lah.

  • @EdinMike
    @EdinMike Місяць тому +13

    I was lucky enough to be involved with one Thanksgiving dinner in the states and was asked to make a dish myself…
    Being Scottish i thought well I’ll get a Haggis ! There’s plenty potato’s, easy… I couldn’t find Haggis in the middle of nowhere Vermont so I made a nice Pho from scratch. Was a great wee starter before faaaaar too much food later 😂

  • @eoslily1655
    @eoslily1655 Місяць тому +18

    This is great timing since I'll be spending my first thanksgiving ever, so I know how to help with my family

  • @StefaniKaye
    @StefaniKaye Місяць тому +13

    i would loveeee a babish shop-along-for-thanksgiving. tell us your dishes, what we need to shop for, vlog you shopping, totals per dish etc

  • @fjvarro
    @fjvarro Місяць тому +8

    My dad's stuffing recipe involves cooking before stuffing in the bird (It includes Minnesota Wild Rice and Sausage), and doing so while almost too hot to touch, so it has already come to temp and is in the bird nearly at temp. Would be interesting to grab an instant-read thermometer this year to verify if it comes fully up to temp again in the bird...

    • @PredictableEnigma
      @PredictableEnigma Місяць тому

      If you do take that temp, let us know! I'm 29 but my mom still doesn't want me bringing thanksgiving dishes other than a dessert as she's controlling of the kitchen, so I can't test it myself

    • @gateauxgato
      @gateauxgato Місяць тому

      Maybe I'm confused, isn't the issue that turkey juices mingle with the stuffing when it's in the bird, so even if the stuffing is 100% cooked and ready to eat, the raw turkey juices have to be cooked out?

    • @fjvarro
      @fjvarro Місяць тому +1

      @@gateauxgato I assume that is part of the issue normally. But also it's assumed that normally the stuffing is cold, so it never gets really hot. But when I'm putting the stuffing in it's hot enough it's steaming, so I'm curious if that 40F (?) jump start of being 110F or whatever gets it hot enough soon enough vs being 70F.

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 Місяць тому +15

    Love this series! Thanks For all your help

  • @amandabevan6331
    @amandabevan6331 Місяць тому +5

    Regarding potato washing. I follow the Chef John Foodwishes method of a water bath after pealing and slicing to help pull out starch. They then get rinsed quickly and put in fresh water. So scrubbing is not required in that method.

  • @discgolfwes
    @discgolfwes Місяць тому +5

    Greatest holiday of the year and it isn't even close

  • @punkerguy805
    @punkerguy805 Місяць тому

    I love and I am thankful that Babish has grown his channel and brand in a way that is unique, and entertaining, without losing the original style and charm that he started with... you're a real one, Andrew. Happy Holidays!

  • @BardovBacchus
    @BardovBacchus Місяць тому +14

    My cranberry relish is 16 oz of cranberry, 1/2 cup of sugar, 3 poblano peppers, and a white onion. Sweat the last two in 2 - 4 oz of butter until desired consistency then add the cran and the sugar. I grate a bit of optional nutmeg in because I love nutmeg

  • @thegirlwithglasses3153
    @thegirlwithglasses3153 Місяць тому +4

    my dad practices his dressing two weeks before thanksgiving. It makes for the best dinner that week.

  • @IVI4R1U5
    @IVI4R1U5 Місяць тому +19

    26:49 WHERE'S THE CRANBERRY SAUCE??

  • @Timeward76
    @Timeward76 Місяць тому +23

    Babish. I wanna say, i bought your clef knife as a birthday gift for myself. And its simply an incredible knife my favorite thing to use while cooking. Ive shaved the top of my thumb with it already.

    • @erica9443
      @erica9443 Місяць тому +3

      I have one too, and once I carved a chunk out of my thumbnail when my cat scared me as I was cutting veggies. Can confirm, that knife is sharp!

  • @thekingofgreen333
    @thekingofgreen333 Місяць тому +12

    25:59 Problem cabbage for not using homemade whipped cream. It is sooo much better than the canned stuff.

  • @rsnd341
    @rsnd341 Місяць тому

    Thanks!

  • @DVNKF1Sh
    @DVNKF1Sh Місяць тому +3

    I was tought to wash/rinse potatoes before and after peeling.. told it also helps remove some starch from the more starchy potatoes.

  • @saulgoldfarb
    @saulgoldfarb Місяць тому

    Hi Andrew, I want to say thank you for being such a light of inspiration and creating content that shows your humor and generally gives me peace of mind. It is refreshing especially during times like this.

  • @marschallblucher6197
    @marschallblucher6197 Місяць тому +10

    As a Canadian I was very confused why a thanksgiving episode was being made now

    • @andrewmccarroll4515
      @andrewmccarroll4515 26 днів тому

      LoL. Really? No idea? I grew up near Toronto. EVERY one in Canada knows the holiday in U.S. falls in November. Advertising. However, most Americans have NO idea it is celebrated at all in Canada. Never mind about 45 days earlier.

    • @marschallblucher6197
      @marschallblucher6197 26 днів тому

      @andrewmccarroll4515 I know the US has it in November but I always forget about thanksgiving for Christmas until inevitably thanksgiving gets brought up by Americans.

    • @andrewmccarroll4515
      @andrewmccarroll4515 26 днів тому

      @@marschallblucher6197 very true

  • @supermike6519
    @supermike6519 26 днів тому

    Brother I appreciate your long takes! You don’t cut every two seconds to get the perfect sentence.

  • @misseclectica
    @misseclectica Місяць тому +4

    I think you are the only person on the planet who Bob Belcher would allow/enjoy in his Thanksgiving kitchen.

    • @themustar601
      @themustar601 Місяць тому

      I’ve only seen the beginning of the video, so I’m picturing Bob raising his eyebrows in alarm and telling Babish to go check on Louise

  • @Aaron-qg8yk
    @Aaron-qg8yk Місяць тому

    Glad you’re still making videos sir. Been a fan for many years!

  • @BennyTheButcher2
    @BennyTheButcher2 Місяць тому +4

    Pro move: instead of docking your pie dough, opt for a perforated pie pan. They absolutely rock and are pretty cheap

  • @c2bienaime
    @c2bienaime Місяць тому +2

    Also the way that Andrew put salt within the cranberries made me laugh so much!!!

  • @Version0111
    @Version0111 Місяць тому +16

    Please do the meal from the Thanksgiving episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Monkfish turkey and all.

  • @ericgerald2886
    @ericgerald2886 9 днів тому

    It's been a while but this video single handedly saved thanksgiving for me this year

  • @bragehove467
    @bragehove467 Місяць тому +3

    i don´t even celebrate thanksgiving, you´re just hilarious

  • @salinawilliams383
    @salinawilliams383 28 днів тому

    I made miso butter for my 1st ever turkey and put it under the skin. I also added half a lemon, lime, and grapefruit inside. It wasn't the worst but I also learned my husband doesn't like turkey. Now I make beef wellington with mashed potatoes and balsamic parmesan roasted brussles sprouts.

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 Місяць тому +7

    Happy thanksgiving to all

  • @paitenshipp7935
    @paitenshipp7935 Місяць тому

    So many quotable things in this Ep! But the one that’s making me giggle the hardest is the pie shrinkage and “strike me with the problem cabbage” 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

  • @nmills87
    @nmills87 Місяць тому +5

    21:12 he did the thing!

  • @amateurorator
    @amateurorator Місяць тому

    Your mashed potato tips are going to make mine elevated to 1000 this year! Thanks!!!
    Also, the stuffing inside the bird never gets those crispy bits at the top!!

  • @caesarsalad77
    @caesarsalad77 Місяць тому +9

    Now I want Thanksgiving. Only thing that table is missing is noodles.

  • @Schnauzerpatrol
    @Schnauzerpatrol Місяць тому +1

    Thanksgiving is the most beautiful holiday. I’m going to follow your advice ❤

  • @JWhittskey
    @JWhittskey Місяць тому +7

    6:44 a man of culture, I see

  • @domoandfriends
    @domoandfriends Місяць тому

    I put a little miso paste in my gravy for little something extra. I also make my mashed potatoes with yukon golds instead of russets so I don't have to worry too much about starches. My family loves the canned cranberry so I can't escape it, but I amplify the flavor a bit by adding orange zest mixed with sugar on top. Great tips all around!

  • @loganradick96
    @loganradick96 Місяць тому +3

    I do stuff my turkey. I know, against the so called "rules" But it doesn't stay there the whole time! When the turkey is almost done, we "unstuff" the turkey, and add it to the casserole pan of dry stuffing stuff along with the turkey drippins, then finish the turkey while baking the pan of stuffing

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 Місяць тому +2

    Having made cranberry sauce from scratch, I can definitively say that the only difference between homemade and canned is how much sugar you add. That's it. You can toss aeromatics into either one if you want but you get the same effect as homemade with canned whole cranberry sauce + honey.

  • @a2zfighting
    @a2zfighting Місяць тому +4

    I dont wash potatoes before peeling... I just rinse them off after I peel them, before putting them in clean water

  • @ashleyrupp1472
    @ashleyrupp1472 28 днів тому

    I'll have you know you've completely changed my Thanksgiving turkey and mashed potato game is being STEPPED UP this year.

  • @yaboimccoy8109
    @yaboimccoy8109 Місяць тому +3

    The kind of cranberry relish I make has frozen cranberries, raspberry jello, pineapple and pineapple juice, pecans, sugar, and orange juice. Idk how to describe the texture but it's more of a dessert than a sauce. I still think it's superior

  • @dorreenjones1348
    @dorreenjones1348 Місяць тому

    I love watching Americans cooking Thanksgiving. The nearest we have is Christmas & Easter. But we have roast potatoes and stuffing mixed with sausage meat. Made into a loaf. Cooked, chilled sliced & reheated, or made into balls. Served with steamed vegetables.

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer Місяць тому +5

    It bothers me slightly that the ingredients listed at 4:22 are not listed as "...Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme..." instead of "...Sage, Rosemary, Parsley, Thyme..." I can't be the only one who thought of the Simon & Garfunkel song, right?

  • @chappyhall6682
    @chappyhall6682 Місяць тому +1

    A botching of botched by Babish is the most Babish botching Babish has ever botched. Chef's kiss.

  • @GeneCash
    @GeneCash Місяць тому +5

    You missed not removing the innards from the turkey, and cooking it. Got that t-shirt in college.

  • @charlotteknotts9389
    @charlotteknotts9389 Місяць тому

    Bc of the crowd my family feeds and out live of leftovers, we’ve started doing 2 turkeys. One for the day of and one the day before. After I roast the Wednesday Turkey, I let it repose and I take the meat off the bones and store it for leftovers. I then break apart the roasted carcass and use it for my turkey stock. The results are HEAVENLY 🤤

  • @PinkZombie1987
    @PinkZombie1987 Місяць тому +18

    I’m not American, but your election put me into a total spiral. This helped to make me laugh ❤ love all you Americans. Sending hugs.

    • @PredictableEnigma
      @PredictableEnigma Місяць тому +1

      Disappointed in my fellow countrymen. Though I'm confident we can survive this storm

    • @PinkZombie1987
      @PinkZombie1987 Місяць тому

      @ still lots of great, loving, smart, modern thinking people in your country- I hope you having great things coming and this is just another bizarro 4 yr blip.

  • @xandan0431
    @xandan0431 26 днів тому

    Followed this for my first thanksgiving and everything turned out great

  • @TullyQuinn
    @TullyQuinn Місяць тому +3

    KENDALL APPEARANCE!

  • @heartoffire5902
    @heartoffire5902 7 днів тому

    Your editor is glorious. And so are you.

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh Місяць тому +5

    most dangerous year for thanksgiving now

  • @JacobLoveless23
    @JacobLoveless23 Місяць тому

    Danish creamery is my favorite butter brand. It tastes so much better than most butter out there. Plus, it's not that expensive. I highly recommend it!

  • @rolfyboy8
    @rolfyboy8 Місяць тому +3

    I know someone who can't eat a lot of salt, because he has high blood pressure. Do you know any substitutes for salt in a dry brine?

  • @bflogal18
    @bflogal18 Місяць тому +1

    The neck has been the base of my gravy for over 40 yrs. I suggest a splash of apple cider for acidity and a slight touch of sweetness. I also add apples in my stuffing.

  • @rivaldovillegas3725
    @rivaldovillegas3725 Місяць тому +7

    Going for a more Salvadorian chicken for Thanksgiving

  • @Verbatim_Moon
    @Verbatim_Moon Місяць тому

    I once basted the turkey with juices every 30 mins for the first 2 hrs, and then for the last like 2-3~ hrs I basted every 15 mins. I slathered it, inside and out with a herbed butter, which I injected under the skin and into the turkey via the juices until cooked to temp. While multitasking and cooking all the sides on time. That turkey was the best I've ever had

  • @paradoxparade1
    @paradoxparade1 Місяць тому +4

    What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
    I'll see myself out.

  • @bluerabbit4010
    @bluerabbit4010 Місяць тому

    "So cold prevents shrinkage? Boy was I wrong" 😂😂😂 Golden. Almost as golden as the pie crust itself

  • @WishMish15
    @WishMish15 Місяць тому +3

    It’s Thanksgiving already? You coulda fooled me 😏

  • @spercwolf2985
    @spercwolf2985 Місяць тому +1

    I'm just realizing Babishs meal prep/panic is just like Bob Belchers Thanksgiving mayhem.

  • @EK-xz8ig
    @EK-xz8ig Місяць тому +6

    Stuffing on the side 100 percent

  • @randocalzonian4756
    @randocalzonian4756 Місяць тому

    I've used the compound butter under the skin once for thanksgiving, but it was a bunch of Cornish hens. Absolutely delicious. Then I was actually given a turkey in time for Christmas, so I did the same thing, and even my sister who doesn't like turkey normally loved it. Unfortunately/fortunately, I'm not the designated poultry chef for family gatherings lol

  • @MrProthall
    @MrProthall Місяць тому +3

    I mean... peel all the potatoes, then wash them. Way easier than scrubbing them, same result

  • @matthewcantrell5289
    @matthewcantrell5289 Місяць тому

    "You know, the cabbage was right" was the best line in this