Revenge of the Colon - A Colonoscopy Horror Game Where Horrible Things Lurk in the Depths!
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- Опубліковано 30 чер 2024
- Revenge of the Colon - A Colonoscopy Horror Game Where Horrible Things Lurk in the Depths!
Revenge of the Colon is available now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/27...
#RevengeoftheColon
Note: I've condensed the length of the first four missions as they're very long and it can get repetitive if you're in the same colon for too long.
Also, The game contains copyrighted music so I had to swap it out. Hope you find my choices reasonably suitable. :)
00:00 Patient 1 (Lost Treasure)
07:42 Patient 2 (Pica)
17:38 Patient 3 (Hidden Cargo)
28:01 Patient 4 (Meat)
37:17 Patient 5 (The Blockage)
The song list
Tragic Story - Myuu
New Horizons - Futuremono
Spirit of Fire - Jesse Gallagher
Colony Track-Tribe
Spine Chilling Cardiac Tension - Biz Baz Studio
Lazy Walk - Cheel
Black Mass - Brian Bolger - Ігри
Note: I've condensed the length of the first four patients' colonoscopies as they're very long and it can get repetitive if you're in the same colon for too long. Each colon has unique horrible things to find and a big (weird) Item/creature at the end. :)
Also, The game contains copyrighted music so I had to swap it out. Hope you find my choices reasonably suitable. :)
the music was just right!, and happy new year!
Thanks! Happy New Year to you too! :)
Dare I ask what copywrited music could have *possibly* accompanied this rectal masterpiece? XD
Haha, none of the songs were well known. Something like Baby Got Back woulda been good though! :)
been a while i havent watched your vids, this title though..lets do this
I love how the first couple of cases are actually semi-realistic, though played up for horror, and then the final stage is just Pennywise setting up shop in some dude's butthole.
it’s so fun
"We all flush down here"
Ya wants some po(o)p corn Georgie?
Stephen King's "shIT"
Intestine. Please. It's the intestine.
Absurd, horrifying, and played professionally, comically straight. What a thing to end the year on.
Happy New Year to you
@@yueshijoorya601 and to you as well.
Happy Poo Year! :)
41:18 imagine having to explain to your patient: "we had to remove an entire IKEA section from your colon"
I love how the description is just "It's a door". Like he's seen so much weird crap already that he just doesn't question it anymore!
@@AlphaBetaGamer "That appears to be a clown"
@@togeluga_the_cat
"Nurse, get the saw. The Clown is back."
@@admiralpepper6933"the power saw"
😂 *Mario and Luigi Patient 5’s Inside Story*
I just love the recurring gag of having sweet corn be in EVERY colon, even when you're trying to finish killing a 1 inch tall clown, there's the corn.
C o r n
Oh my God it's Korn!
It's the corn-erstone of good level design
That parasite level was definitely the most gut wrenching and disturbing part of the game…
This is why you cook sea food properly to kill off any harmful bacteria and possible parasites as many aquatic organisms are like magnets to those things.
also why u shouldnt eat whole live fish and fish hooks
ngl, my first thought was just straight up "This man should not be alive, he shouldnt have been able to even walk to the clinic, mans got a whole generation of parasites inside him"
Also why you shouldn't eat peanuts in the circus ot you'll get ass-clowns.
And for real, there parasites looks like a from real life, that live in fish tongue and then they cut the tongue of the fish and they "subsctitute" they tongue...
Very creapy..
@@mthaylanprogames3689 yeah ik those guts, here are some "fun" facts
there can be more then one parasite on the fishes mouth, usualy a male and female
if the fish ever dies the parasite has no problem in just diping and finding a new fish by entering a host via the gills
despite lodging it self on the fishes mouth replacing its tongue, it really does not bring any benefit, really just acting as placebo in terms of replacement
"you are the Michael Jordan of Gastroenterology" is the weirdest and funniest shit ive ever heard
The fucking shaking of the camera at seeing the clown head and parasites is literally so perfect.
"Nahh man, nnaaaahh..."
I almost expected the very final patient to be the doctor himself after becoming paranoid enough to examine himself, now that would have made for a terrifying finale.
Ooh, nice idea!
same idea
Dang it now I'm upset that wasn't the actual final patient
I was thinking that too 😂
Imagine giving a lecture on intestine doors, crying baby fish and killer clowns and the attendees frantically taking notes, thinking that's the sh it, instead of having security throw you out like a raving lunatic.
Colonoscopys get recorded
You have proof
@Yokoto12343 it's more plausible to blame it on hallucinogenic gas being spread through the vents, making people hallucinate the footage. This would prompt them to evacuate the premises.
@@AntipaladinPedigri How would you explain everybody seeing the same?
If the footage then gets audited by a thrid party its confirmed
@Yokoto12343 we are talking about skeptic scientists here. They'd rather believe it was edited and falsified by a third party than acknowledge the existence of assclowns.
@@Yokoto12343 There have been recorded incidents of many people sharing the same hallucinations under certain conditions, usually by way of having the details suggested to them.
Faking the footage is more likely at that point.
This is a protagonist I can relate to. Wanting to do good and support the patient as best as he can. It's heartwarming seeing a medical professional show such genuine care and love for his job.
I love how everytime you found something unusual you'll shake your head first. Like "That ain't right."
I did *not* expect a colonoscopy to have a bossfight
Whenever you're having a bad day and you think it can't possibly get any worse just be glad you don't have an evil clown in your colon
Or a doorway. Or crying fish. Or even oceanic parasites for that matter.
or the pee fish ending up in yo weiner
🥵🥵🥵🥵
@@crucifiedhughneutron7764 Or a parasite that has a face.
LOL
the 4th, and believe me on this, is actually kinda realistic. all the eyes and teeth and fingers and ears are most likely the work of teratoma, a type of tumor that can grow stuff like eyes, teeth, toes and even genitals.
I was actually thinking of that at this part. I just didn’t expect the whole head that’s likely sentient and demanding food.
This is some Lovecraftian levels of horror,hs...
Yeah, it's like a fetus that was never born and formed inside its twin instead due to some sort of anomaly during embryogenesis.
This sort of thing is usually caused by a twin that hadn't fully formed nor separated from you in the womb, thus leaving some remnants on or inside you in the form of a benign tumor
Have fun sleeping :)
I think that was part of the inspiration for that level. A teratoma but taken to supernatural horror levels
I was not expecting to be blessed with a happily ever after good ending. Usually with weird shit like this at best the main character gets to live but has to keep the trauma to themselves since no one believes them. It's a nice change of pace.
Gotta love it how it doesn't mention the clown at all but you can tell he didn't mentioned it and everyone took it as another parasite
And the dude goes "fuck it, I quit"
@@eliel1815shadowprobably because there wass no way to explain it at least the fourth patient can be argued it's an higly developed teratoma
I find it hilarious that the scanner makes dial up sounds
You're one of the last to remember it
I noticed lol
Me to
12:14 ABG: *sees bleeding*
Ah yes, this requires a saw
MORE COWBELL! I mean surgical saw!
Same thing happens a minute later at 13:13
And at 40:14
"I cured the bleeding by removing the patient's blood."
@PerfectTheCircle I see no fault in this approach. Have you thought about becoming a gastroenterologist?
Taking digging for treasure to a whole new level
We've reached the bottom. :)
@@AlphaBetaGamer🎶started at the bottom now we here...🎶
Well whaddya think a colonic is? You think you run your asshole by the car wash??
Ok im guessing at some point the Devs heard the old insult of Ass Clowns and went "wait a minute...theres a game idea there!!" 😂
The worst part of all of these is most of these have legit happened. People who do stupid things on dares, sexual gratification, people who have mental illnesses, people who were simply never taught or failed to understand. And for every 1 case of a patient having an idea of what's wrong with them and the doctors won't believe them, there's at least 10 patients who can't think of any reason why their stomach hurts after they've been eating chicken bones, swallowing coins, drinking bleach. The "But I've been doing this for a long time and this is the first time it's ever been a problem" sorts like the Fisherman are also the sorts to then casually comment that they've been bleeding or seeing worms swim around in their toilet for a while, but they just thought they had bad pipes, or ignored several other obvious signs of problems assuming that EVERYONE had that problem or that they had that problem, but it was unique to them and just part of existing instead of having a cause.
I swallowed pennywise.
Even the giant clown?
That one was the most "fantastical", but there have been cases of someone shoving things up their wazoo while blackout drunk, and then forgetting it. Including cases not unlike South Park's Lemmywinks. @@misterboxhead3045
I mean, denial has got to be one of our signature moves as humans, nothing new under the caprisun
@@misterboxhead3045 yes , even the ass clown
Patient 4 could be a take on the so Called Teratoma
A stem cell tumor that can differentiate into many types of tissue and even grow eyes, teeth, bones or small patches of organs
22:11 I don’t know why, but the lice screaming in such a goofy way and eventually just exploding is funny as hell to me
Plus the intense music lmao
The fish crying like a fucking baby is going to give me nightmares
Colonoscopy and horror are two words that match perfectly.
As someone who has seen colonoscopy reports... Do go and visit your doctor if you've got symptoms. It could be nothing, or it could be a malignancy. Or a portal to hell.
Or a clown
"You are the Michael Jordan of gastroenterology" is a title I would love and hate to have.
I wonder to what extent this game was inspired by the ending section of System Shock 2 where one of the devs used their own colonoscopy footage as textures for The Many's flesh walls
Did they actually do that? Oh boy.
It was a memorable section, though.
Dedication to the craft😂
That explains why that section was so shitty.
There was a reddit sectet post where a dev says he didn't have time to make a monster texture so he photographed his scrotum and put the texture of it on the monster. The game was published with it.
@@AntipaladinPedigrialso that the burned corpse in half-life 2 is real and that they found the image on a medical book and turned it into a texture
When a colonologist and game dev hybrid finally had it enough.
Not about the money, its about sending a message
I love how the game starts off saying gastroenterologist and people still don't say it.
Proctologist would be the more accurate term, I think.
i like how he said "colonologist", i would've said the same thing too
@@whackedoutpoobrainno it’s definitely gastroenterologist. They deal mostly with the whole GI tract where as proctologists deal mostly with the lower colon and anus
*looks at calendar and calmly crosses out colonoscopy screening*
But if you don’t go, then how’s the doctor going to flush out the fire breathing taco demon from your butt?
The bad ending is kinda fucked up, given it implies your entire life went to hell afterwards and you live in unending nightmares, but it's nice to see there is actually a good ending. I half expected the whole "last week" comment to mean "you're going to die from a butt clown biting you in half".
This feels like having a fever dream late at night while you're hallucinating, but still lucid. I haven't felt this unsettled by a game for ages
A fun fact about the 4th patient is that your gut microbiome can in fact mess with your brain. This is why if you have a poor diet it can be hard to change because your gut microbiome is literally demanding more of what you're eating
The little fishes crying like babies creeped the heck out of me…
I think it's remarkable how good the good ending is. The absolute chad among men deals with the worst shit imaginable and lives to tell the tale. DOCTOR
As a middle-aged man with IBS, this game speaks to me.
Ibs? Irritation Bowel Syndorm?
I hear you brother
Diverticulitis here. It is hell.
As someone writing UA-cam comments while sitting on the toilet, me too
Love how this game is genuinely informative.
Agree, this game is playing an important role in raising public awareness about the colon clowns
"A door".
Game: This gum is permanently affixed to the colon.
ABG: *press every button to doubt*
I was not expecting the phrase "we all have a small clown inside of us" to be so literally.
45:00 - "That appears to be a clown"
Thanks scanner... What ever would we do without you?
What a cozy, totally normal game to watch at 2 in the morning
25:14 Damn, as if the parasites weren't enough, Captain Hook had to fight Peter Pan all these years.
The Depths of the Human Ass can be so Peaceful, and yet so Haunting and at times even Terrifying - Goatse
45:02 Not a creature/entity/demon shaped like a clown. No. Just a clown. Inside someone's colon.
This game has NO BUSINESS being as genuinely scary as it is. First time I have been genuinely spooked by a horror game in a long time.
Also, this game takes calling someone an ass clown to a whole new level.
Don't you just hate it when your wedding ring, a piece of your fake teeth, and a whole clown is inside your intestines/colon?
Don't forget a whole door and fish that cry like actual babies.
So THAT'S where I put them!
I'm surprised out of all possibilities that I didn't find drugs, would be more Logic.
The clown snorted the drugs
You forgot to mention the sentient teratoma demanding food and the shotgun shell
Man Trauma Team remake is something else
I was waiting for someone to bring up that game lmao
"i wonder why there was a clown in that colon" meanwhile I wonder why the fish sounded like crying babies????
I feel for these patients coming into the doctor’s office. These conditions are horrible. What unique detail in story telling and game play. I thought I was having a fever dream watching the intro.
Reminded me so much of "How Fish Is Made" I had to go check if it's the same dev. It's not - but they definitely share some voices in their head.
sometimes I think all possible game concepts have been explored and something new comes and blows my mind again. Thanks for covering these small projects ABG
As someone who works in an endoscopy procedure room, this is not too inaccurate of what we find in there...
My condolences.
What's the weirdest thing you found there? If I can ask, obviously
@@p_filippouz You ever seen the movie Trolls?....
@@aaronwhitener7023 ah
I would not want to be patient 4/5, imagine having random body parts crying for food or having some clown shoves up your colon, speaking of it, what happened and how does a clown manage to enter your colon?
Same kinda magic as with clown cars, I believe. Except it seems to make the clown evil in the process.
@@skullphantom705also vomits worms out of its mouth
@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 clowns are not immune to parasitic infections, unfortunately.
no kidding sherlock
40:24
Doc: "Sir... I have bad news"
Patient 5: " wUT?"
Doc: "You're the entire circus... "
I love how none of the events of this game are connected at all, it’s just pure coincidence that all this happens to you
It's one of those days for one of those games, y'know, where it has no reason to actually catch your attention as a video game & more as an interactive edutainment game but the premise is so out there that you can't even look away.
It's Fresh, for better or for worse, but hey, atleast it's original & its hook worked.
Love how you can tell when ABG was like: "Oh hell no!"
This game is genuinely really cool and fascinating
I don't know how you manage to come up with a pun at the end of each episode, but I am here for it.
What a brilliant little game! The concept is simple yet genius. I could see this becoming a game series with many titles: you could have recurring patients("Mrs. Heargraves, what did you swallow THIS time😂"), increasingly difficult and weirder levels. Think "Trauma Center", with some kind of plot, new doctors, a world ending threat etc etc. Maybe you have to add an "exorcism" accessory to flush out demons, you could have an alien probe in one etc..
The crying fish disturbed the hell out of me 😅
I always find it hilarious whenever I hear about "Pica", because it means a disorder where you swallow things you're not supposed to, and in my native language it's a slang term for penis
I know, my brain is stuck in the 5th grade
Which language is your native one?
@@nikivalfi2003 Brazilian Portuguese
Medical horror where a clinical approach falls apart with more and more twisted and surreal discoveries has to be one of my favorites.
Love your channel and vids! Been watching for years, and I've even gotten inspired and began learning how to make games on my own recently!
Hey! I'm a pixel artist. If you need help, let me know
Not going to lie, the parasites' little screams when they're getting hit with the cauterizer cracked me up!
We are truly living in the golden age of gaming
anyone saying otherwise has definitely not experienced a colonoscopy horror sim
"that appears to be a clown"
Haha, that and "It's a door" are my favorite descriptions in the game. It's like he's seen so much weird crap that he's stopped bothering to question it!
Finally gameplay from peak themselves, now i can watch gameplay of this game with no commentary
"Ok, first of all, the phrase is "bite the bullet" *that is a fucking ahotgun shell* "
A colonoscopy horror game. I don't even know what to say.
I love how he did everything to remove that piece of gum and nothing even worked
Oh man I finally remembered what this makes me think of - there was this edutainment game called "3D Body", I think, and one of the game modes was almost identical to this: FPS style, going through a patient's body and zapping everything that wasn't supposed to be in there - except you were timed and you had to be careful with your little fryer tool because you could actually injure the patient's internal organs. It was actually pretty intense for a kids game, even without any colon clowns. I remember you could straight up leave the operating room and run around this kinda creepy nighttime parking area outside the hospital, even mid-surgery. Dang thing felt like a creepypasta way before those were even a thing.
Would have been very interesting to see what the cauterizer did to the shotgun shell. 😂
I assume that's the third ending
avoidingthepuddle has his playthrough on his YT. He caved to temptation and used the cauterizer. It was glorious.
Weird gems like this are what keeps me coming back to this channel
3:50 of all the places for a Xenomorph queen to lay her eggs it had to be this one...
In colons, no one can hear you scream!
I'm pretty sure I heard the bloodsucking louse scream. So unfair!
Dude, you have no idea how much I've missed your videos?!
For a while, I didn't have a cell phone. It was pretty bad. When I finally got a new cell phone I couldn't remember the name of your channel. But I clearly remembered watching you at night, it was almost like a ritual. I would come home from school in the afternoon and when it was evening I would make popcorn and come and watch your old or newer videos.
What I want to say is that your channel is amazing man, and your videos always made me feel happier.
Have a nice night dude. :)
Thank you very much! Glad you like the vids. Welcome back! :)
@@AlphaBetaGamer glad to be back!
Did hear that the Body of the Many level from System Shock 2 was based on someone's colonoscopy.
Not just based on - it uses photos from one of the devs' colonoscopy as wall textures.
This is the most bizarre game I've ever seen
There is not a single encouraging word in this game’s title.
This game is oddly soothing
17:38 enjoying a pizza with your wife sounds like a Dr Lecter thing to do...
Honestly I do like how, as much as this game disturbs me and hits me in my phobia of internal things, it does have a shockingly happy ending, you live a nice life, only minority disturbed by the shit you find
You know, this game is surprisingly peaceful until the weirdness hits. Insert joke about people having their heads up their own asses here.
Nice that the story has a happy ending if you earn it. Nice that it holds back on the completely unexplainable weirdness until the very end and instead we spend most of the game dealing with more plausible horrors. Surprisingly nice idea overall.
Gastroenterologist:
Basically, a pirate but with medical training, rite?
Lmao
I really liked reading all the patients stories. I found that super interesting and learnt some things from the comments here too!
The scariest thing about this game for me is how it reminds me of a nightmare I had before, minus the... colonoscopies.
I used to work at a marina and everybodys biggest concerns were getting fishhooked in the hand, sometimes theyd get embedded in tie lines and if that gets in your hand itll take a chunk. I couldnt help but to get sick thinking about getting one in your colon and having it get pulled out like that.
this game fills the trauma team (wii) shaped hole in my heart
this is actually terryfing, will go to medic and do an exam soon lol
Good luck, let’s hope you don’t encounter any anomalies
I hope you don't have a ass clown there
I wish you used the cauterizer on the shotgun shell. I wondered if the shotgun shell would fire taking the patient and you out at the same time.
it does fire if you use the saw
The way you shake your camera as if to say “nope” sends me everytime!
imagine finding a shotgun shell in somebody's colon. The absolute mess that would've been made if that shi t went off
Great work on clearing the clown out of the pooper!
Apparently, this is how being a gastroenterologist in Innsmouth looks like
This is almost an education in what GI specialists do lol.
Pfffttt BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is like the funniest thing I’ve ever seen yet! A freaking clown in the colon?!?! He was like “UUUURRGH!” I lol’ed so damn hard… LMAO!!! 😂🤣💀
Colon cancer runs in my family, so I’m living this horror every day 😎 I’m only 30 but I’m already thinking about getting a colonoscopy early just to make sure there aren’t any specters or spooky surprises in my butt 😬
Ladies and Gents we are officially bowls deep into gaming
That Shotgun shell would be the point I would have had to start over, I would immediately set it off to see what would happen.
Quicksave, start blastin'
A bowel changing experience
This one was a winner IMO. And those were some mighty cursed colons, lol.
This game was weirdly enthralling.