The dialogue is actually pretty funny. I like seeing Wario going to ridiculous lengths to scam people and Waluigi being his partner in crime. I could see this being a game (minus the gay parts).
I just realized how stupid Truth or Dare would be if money was involved. *I dare you to give my 10 dollars back!* *I dare YOU to give MY 10 dollars back!*
I find it funny that the romance/money scam options in this game are the plumber brothers, the evil turtle overlord, and Waluiji, instead of someone ACTUALLY rich like, you know, the PRINCESS.
I don't think I've ever watched a Vinesauce stream like this before. This is probably some of the craziest stuff I've ever watched. I cannot even imagine what the chat probably looked like during this stream, especially in the middle of the video...
***** That's also 11 hours below my full play time of Rebirth (as well as afterbirth). My God. I have 122 Games in my Steam library. 11-122 = -111 There are 3 1's in 111 Illuminooty confrim
Doing all of those voices must have KILLED Vinny's throat. I love how the game ends and there's a good 30 seconds of silence. I mean, what the hell DO you say to that?
As for anyone wondering why this game exists, well, the engine used to make it is free and really easy to use, so there are a lot of people that use it to make troll/bad-on-purpose games. On the other hand, there is the possibility some weirdo Wario/Waluigi shipper was using it to fulfill their fantasy, but since it appears you can get with the other characters if you play your cards right, and Wario is easily one of the least appealing things in that universe, and the intentional humorous bits... I'd say it's a troll game.
hermionebubble It was made during the Pulse-Pounding Heart-Stopping Game Jam a couple years back, so it's mostly a shits and giggles silly game but steamy parts were added just to make it a true dating sim. It isn't a mature game, though, just tumblr-esque stupidity. (Sad to say there probably are people out there who get off to this...)
You know... If dating was totally out of the equation and it was just you as Wario trying to steal money... This game would actually be kinda super awesome. It had some nice writing and characters in some parts. Like in Toad Town.
Suspicious Scout You CAN play it that way, actually. When you do it to bowser after leading him on, there's hilariously sad music playing. (You even have to, to defeat Wa-Wario)
Wario is such an asshole in this game, he doesn't care who he screws over, be it the Mario Bros, Bowser or even Waluigi. Guess I shouldn't be surprised, he wouldn't pay his friends at WarioWare Inc. But yeah, that's Wario for you. Just take out the hanky panky/innuendo parts, and it be an awesome game. I was cracking up at the options of him stealing things from everyone, and the Toadie's situations XD
Considering how much the Wario franchise fluctuates with it's styles of games, I don't think it would be above Nintendo to make a real Wario Dating Simulator. Although it'd probably be more... *tame* than this. Wah.
The part where Waluigi comes in 'sweating profusely, hands on his knees' and says 'you...uh...you needed me?' had me in stitches for some reason! I also laughed a lot when Waluigi's knees hit street signs when they were driving Wario's hog.
I can't wait for "Wario Date 2: Squeakquel Boogaloo" It fills me with a 'doki-doki' feeling that could only be replicated by eating a two-pound cheeseburger
Whenever it gets to the part where it says, "You give your body free reign to make whatever noises it wants to," I always think of the Road Warrior queef from South Park.
i dared my friend to download this years ago. we were playing it in the high school cafeteria on a prehistoric laptop. a teacher saw what we were doing but was completely oblivious. good times.
You know, this only just dawned on me right now, but do you realize that this is a game in which you make out with Waluigi, kill Mario..... and put the moves on Bowser?
19:25 Dammit, Vinny ruined it, he moved too fast :( Luigi wants to be WOOED, Vinny!!! 24:55 Anyone else think that Toad looks a bit like Psy? No-one? Okay... I want there to be a new Super Mario Bros cartoon and I want every character voiced by Vinny. Is that unreasonable...or just unawesomeable!?
If it weren't for the fanfiction-y romance and this were instead simply a Wario choose-your-own-adventure game, this would've been awesome. Instead it's just fucking weird.
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Tomodachi Life 1-57 Extended Special](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tVKHNmmaFkc/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Sonic Dreams Collection](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iYs9v9QVu74/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Shotgun Mario 64](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ey1JE9ZjpHA/mqdefault.jpg)
This was never meant to be seen by human eyes again. I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
But this is a tale as old as time
#360noscope
You must have a killer Strong Bad accent.
Achievement unlock: You have created incest.
You're a good voice actor, I'll admit.
I know this was made as a parody, but i would love a wario and waluigi game where you try to scam others by going through ridiculous situations.
I know right??
Imagine a full 3d mushroom kingdom that reacts and changes depending on how bad you screw over the residents.
The dialogue is actually pretty funny. I like seeing Wario going to ridiculous lengths to scam people and Waluigi being his partner in crime. I could see this being a game (minus the gay parts).
no keep the gay parts
Makise NO THEY’RE BROTHERS PLEASE
I could take a thousand showers, and I would still never be clean again.
***** If im honest im not usually like that, i dont even remember commenting that
So this exists. A romantic visual novel with Wario. I seriously think it's the best thing that could ever happen to the nintendo franchise.
I just realized how stupid Truth or Dare would be if money was involved.
*I dare you to give my 10 dollars back!*
*I dare YOU to give MY 10 dollars back!*
I dare you to give my 14 dollars back!
+Poly blank i dare you to give me my 9000 dollars back
XD
"Yes! Now grab my sides and straddle my hog." I had to grab my own sides when I heard that
Did someone wake up in a cold sweat with the idea for this and start programming a Wario dating sim that night
this is how most stuff is made
I woke up in a cold sweat and remembered this stream
My throat starts hurting only from hearing this voice
You deliver a hefty blow to Mario's face. His nose crumples before your power.
Congratulations! You killed Mario!
Wario waits.
>pick nose
Sorry, I don't know how to "pick".
>EAT MARIO
You try to eat some of Mario, but you can't.
Smoko Mayro
Why does this look like it could be a possible Dwarf Fortress moment.
Didn't even have to do a strenght roll.
Vinny needs to consider a job in voice acting
Too lazy.
omg it does lol
Vinny's impersonation of Wario sounds like an impersonation of Joel doing an impersonation of Strong Bad doing an impersonation of Wario
you're bang on the buck with that lmao
crazy to see how much range Vinny's voice can cover nowadays
This is actually really creative.
I find it funny that the romance/money scam options in this game are the plumber brothers, the evil turtle overlord, and Waluiji, instead of someone ACTUALLY rich like, you know, the PRINCESS.
Nah, that's too heterosexual.
Bowser's technically a king, so wouldn't he be even richer?
Expansion Pak
He can't be very rich if he uses his own children to do some of his dirty work, can he?
Brobots in Disguise Someone needs to call child services...
Plus, Nintendo actually said they're not really his children, so that makes it even more frightening...
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How fitting.
"Please keep the chat calm and slow"
Oh the irony of that statement. (I was there for that stream)
BTW, how do you make words in italics?
Ben Sweetser Just put it in the Stars above 8 on the keybord *Like This*
Ben Sweetser
you put _ (underlines) in it.
_like this_
-or you could use dashes for this-
*or asterisk star things for this*
What was the stream chat like?
***** Fucking insane
Rest in peace vappy. This video always made me laugh so much
Wait what? He died?
@@victoriabat9899 Yes , Vappy died from China flu a while ago.
I refuse to believe it's been 9 years
"I could fill that hole."
-Wario, 2014
"Yes! Now grab my sides and straddle my hog."
-Wario, 2014
when did he say tht? o.o
***** It certainly does my dear.
I don't think I've ever watched a Vinesauce stream like this before. This is probably some of the craziest stuff I've ever watched. I cannot even imagine what the chat probably looked like during this stream, especially in the middle of the video...
It was chaos man I was there dude.
I was there. The chat was rapid firing like nothing I've ever seen before.
ScionicHeaven He totally needs to do more of that game.
He's missing a baby with Groose and Lamb Chop, and having a baby is a game-changer.
I wish I could’ve been there to see the chat lmao
@@NickMario1 same lol
I never ever ever get tired of his Dic cartoon Luigi impressions. They're spot on and hilarious
3:15:"Your wallet and heart are both very fragile. Please treat them with care"
That sounds like some actually good life advice for once
>Vinny's miscellaneous playlist is 219 hours long
Let's fuckin' do this.
*****
That's also 11 hours below my full play time of Rebirth (as well as afterbirth).
My God.
I have 122 Games in my Steam library.
11-122 = -111
There are 3 1's in 111
Illuminooty confrim
Uh ? Where did my comment go ?
*****
Oh my god
What the shit
I have no idea, actually. And I'm kinda weirded out by that.
That's UA-cam being broken as usual, nothing new.
***** Good point.
Either that, or my joke was so shit your comment decided to bail.
Now grab my sides and strattle my hog! ~Wario Date game 2014
that sounded wrong
+stephen play,s It was wrong.
Vinny your impressions are too fucking impressive.
why are you sorry?
Someone had to sit down and spend hours of their life making this. Just think about that for a second
Doing all of those voices must have KILLED Vinny's throat.
I love how the game ends and there's a good 30 seconds of silence. I mean, what the hell DO you say to that?
As for anyone wondering why this game exists, well, the engine used to make it is free and really easy to use, so there are a lot of people that use it to make troll/bad-on-purpose games. On the other hand, there is the possibility some weirdo Wario/Waluigi shipper was using it to fulfill their fantasy, but since it appears you can get with the other characters if you play your cards right, and Wario is easily one of the least appealing things in that universe, and the intentional humorous bits... I'd say it's a troll game.
hermionebubble It was made during the Pulse-Pounding Heart-Stopping Game Jam a couple years back, so it's mostly a shits and giggles silly game but steamy parts were added just to make it a true dating sim. It isn't a mature game, though, just tumblr-esque stupidity. (Sad to say there probably are people out there who get off to this...)
hermionebubble Yeah, I mean, the game looked pretty sweet, well, until... you know.
"Grab my sides and straddle my hog"
This game still makes me question who made this all these years later
You know... If dating was totally out of the equation and it was just you as Wario trying to steal money...
This game would actually be kinda super awesome. It had some nice writing and characters in some parts. Like in Toad Town.
Suspicious Scout You CAN play it that way, actually.
When you do it to bowser after leading him on, there's hilariously sad music playing. (You even have to, to defeat Wa-Wario)
Wario is such an asshole in this game, he doesn't care who he screws over, be it the Mario Bros, Bowser or even Waluigi. Guess I shouldn't be surprised, he wouldn't pay his friends at WarioWare Inc. But yeah, that's Wario for you. Just take out the hanky panky/innuendo parts, and it be an awesome game.
I was cracking up at the options of him stealing things from everyone, and the Toadie's situations XD
You know what's the worst part of this?
This is actually something Wario would do.
Warning: "It gets really rough and passionate"
i wanted to make a joke, but then i got traumatized by the thought of princess wario and bowser.
Uh oh
Edit: U H O H
*_reeeeallly passionateeee_*
Vinny's Wario impression sounds more like Strongbad
Gam3H3ro If only we could get a The Cheat Yoshi and this will be a perfect date.
+Anymynous Wumbo
OK
+Gam3H3ro He just wants to talk about metals
This is pretty innovative idea for Wario fan game
Ikr
Pretty creative aswell, hard to say
His girth is supreme
they drew luigi like an absolute cutie
I know! The way they drew luigi is really adorable! The rest of this game on the other hand is a little bit ...questionable.
Where can i download the game?.... nevermind i got it now
Implying Luigi wasn't adorable on his own
is everyone here a girl
:l
Purple Bunz since when do aggressively masculine five year olds watch vinesauce
*_the worst part is the fact this actually helped me with writing dialogue_*
this was literally the hardest thing to watch but i just.
couldnt stop
Welcome to Vinesauce
Nah the hardest thing about this video was me
Someone made this.
*Someone thought "Hmm... There needs to be a dating simulator starring Wario. No women invloved." and sat down and made this.*
RainStruck Makes you wonder how they slept that night.
@@DaShepherdess Peacefully
I had JonTron in my head going, "Oh god, Vinny, you don't know what you're doin' us! I don't like where this is going... Nope! Stop! STOP!"
Considering how much the Wario franchise fluctuates with it's styles of games, I don't think it would be above Nintendo to make a real Wario Dating Simulator. Although it'd probably be more... *tame* than this.
Wah.
I fucking love Vinny's voice impersonations.
me t.oo
Jason Skonning luigi's is my favorite XD
creeperfacekao mee t.oo ( I love his tv show luiigi impression))
thats what i was talking about XD
yey
Goddamn those Super Mario Super Show voice impersinations
EY MARIO
I was like "this looks like a cool game" AND THEN THE SEX SCENE I FUCKING-
i just got a violent flashback remembering this game exists 8 years later. it haunts me.
me too 🙃
_what did I just watch?_
*****
it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw
A Visual Novel
you watched your eyes bleed
A MASTER PIECE.
a bunch of colors on a screen
I FEEL SO BAD FOR LUIGI THE POOR GUY. WARIO YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCk
yep how i feel
The part where Waluigi comes in 'sweating profusely, hands on his knees' and says 'you...uh...you needed me?' had me in stitches for some reason! I also laughed a lot when Waluigi's knees hit street signs when they were driving Wario's hog.
Vinny's toad voices were the best part of the entire video.
yeah I agree
*AAAAY&AD*AWHJDIAPWNFAMOIWPKNFMAWOIKNFMAWOKGNAMWOKGN WJOKYYYYYYYFAW)IAP*
His Wario-toad/Mee T voice was quite literally a more gravelly Sméagol. It’s wonderful.
It's weird to see how old Vinny reacts to 57:40 vs how New Vinny would.
I can't wait for "Wario Date 2: Squeakquel Boogaloo"
It fills me with a 'doki-doki' feeling that could only be replicated by eating a two-pound cheeseburger
Why is everything Vinny and Joel play so damn bizarre
oh, you just need to put a few words together that you just dont put together. like toad phone sex
Because nobody else would
Dan Russo Because it's Vinesauce! (And that's why I love it so much) :D
Because Joel's full name is Joel Johansson. Aka. Jojo. So he and the other streamers, by default, are bizarre.
@@neptune9647
_oh my god your name is dio_
*_oh god dio just made a jojo reference_*
Whenever it gets to the part where it says, "You give your body free reign to make whatever noises it wants to," I always think of the Road Warrior queef from South Park.
This was so hard to watch.
But for some reason, I had to see what happened next.
This is the best game ever.
Wario Date. Quick, destroy it.
...WaluigixWario OTP. #Kappa
IM TIRED WITH STUPID IMPOSTERS!!!! STOP!!
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TO F45T FOR U
saron de awsomo
Come on, step it up!
THEIR FACES ARE SO INTIMATE, OH BOY!!!!!
*BALL RETRACT BACK INTO BODY AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT*
The scariest thing about this "game" is...it's actually more of a game than most text adventures.
i dared my friend to download this years ago. we were playing it in the high school cafeteria on a prehistoric laptop. a teacher saw what we were doing but was completely oblivious. good times.
This was the first Vinesauce stream I ever saw back in July 2014. From then on, my life would never be the same.
Tenouttaten, Hunnedouttahunned, best game
BEST GAME
I want you to grab my sides and straddle my hog.
Love that Jontron reference. (That is a JT reference right?)
Kamatori2011 Beautiful profile picture there.
Thanks, I think the photographer got my good side.
You know, this only just dawned on me right now, but do you realize that this is a game in which you make out with Waluigi, kill Mario..... and put the moves on Bowser?
Wario x Waluigi my new otp. Gotta love that twirling mustache action.
Vinny should be the only voice actor in a full-length animated movie. He is the reason this is watchable.
Wow.
Wow.
42:27
this was the 1st vinesauce stream i ever caught live.
It would’ve been my last if it was my first
"Jump on his back and literally ride him like a cowboy." I wouldn't be able to resist that option.
God, I always forget how good Vinny's 80s Luigi voice is.
Like, holy hell.
the whole toad town segment sounded like murder to poor vinny's throat, especially wario's smeagol doll.
At least the game's got a decent sense of humour ("T. Ultoad? You look blue to me")
It still always baffles me how spot-on Vinny's Luigi impression is.
At 19:27 I started choking on my drink, Jesus Christ.
I've been cringing for like an hour now but oh god i cant look away.
19:25 Dammit, Vinny ruined it, he moved too fast :( Luigi wants to be WOOED, Vinny!!!
24:55 Anyone else think that Toad looks a bit like Psy? No-one? Okay...
I want there to be a new Super Mario Bros cartoon and I want every character voiced by Vinny. Is that unreasonable...or just unawesomeable!?
I’ve heard the legends... but this is the first time I’ve seen it
this is literally the funniest thing i've ever seen someone help me
If it weren't for the fanfiction-y romance and this were instead simply a Wario choose-your-own-adventure game, this would've been awesome. Instead it's just fucking weird.
47:15 when Vinny said this I actually un-ironically said thank you three times
B u t i t c o n t i n u e d .
It's really brilliant when he does both his Wario and his Toad voice at the same time.
Why is everyone regretting watching this? It seems like an "ok" game.
oh god
OH NO
NOPE
* sudden regret hits you like a tsunami *
Took you about 4 months, but welcome to the club
@@spoopster809 LMAO
You'd think that if Wario could shake an entire MANSION by the foundation he could just.. y'know... break in and Luigi couldn't do a god damn thing?
That feel when Vinny does the voice of Wario doing the voice of a Toad
oh wow
I am going to need hot chocolate, candles, a blanket, and my wallet for this one
For a game that no one in their right mind would ever play, you can tell that whoever made this put effort into it!
30:16 God I felt the struggle for Vinny to do that voice.
Nice Luigi voice I enjoyed this by laughing my head off! This was just plain halarios!
his
girth
is
*SUPREME*
You want fun? Wario show you fun
Bing bing wahoo
Dong/10, would expand.
soo much to do
soo much to see
Of course genocide jack would like this lmao
I forgot this even existed, thanks for bringing me back. :^)
this is the first full sauce
holy crap this man can voice act!!!!!
1:06:10 Okay, lemme get this straight, wario, is now ON PLANET *_FUCKING_* NAMEK?!
I love how you can hear vinny's growing distress throughout this video. Me too, vin.
This was the first Vinesauce stream I watched, and the source of my nightmares.
This is what happened to Wario and Waluigi after Tomoadachi Life.
HOLD MY SIDES AND STRADDLE MY HOG
the game seems funtional, not written in broken english, overall doesnt seem like a poorly made game
The jokes are pretty funny and the scamming part seems pretty fun, but the seduction part may have gone a bit too far.
Vinny's 80's cartoon Luigi is very spot on...
Why is this actually kind of good? Who the hell made this to be good?
BEST STREAM EVER!
Hundred out of a hundred!
This is such a classic stream. My eyes have never been the same since
Holy shit, is this guy the voice of Strongbad!? His Wario impression sometimes sounds like it.
Nah, that's totally Joel.
why does this sound like one of my shitty homestuck roleplays i did when i was 11
because it is one, just a mario version of it.
the fact that vinny kept the voices up the entire game is amazing
that was surely something
Date.