Virtually Olive Garden (Job Simulator)
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
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Hot food go! Can't say no!
Brother from another mommy:
Hutch: / shaun0728
Hutch: / hutch
My Twitter: / sark
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MUSIC
‘Interloper’ - Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
Additional music courtesy of Epidemic Sound
SOUND EFFECTS
‘Jab’ - Mike Koenig
www.soundbible.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘wooshs 04 (medium)’ - toyoto
www.freesound.org
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Cymbal Hits Reversed’ - CloudyEyeTavern
www.freesound.org
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Circular Saw Cutting Wood’
www.freesfx.co.uk
License: CC Attribution 3.0
Additional effects courtesy of Epidemic Sound
I love these episodes. They’re basically extended story time videos.
*"Chopper Gunner, although I gotta' say there's somethin' that just can't be replaced about being one of them poor sons of bitches down there two tanks of kerosene strapped to your back liquid fire pouring all over the VC man in the dark pajamas formidable opponent indeed poppin' out one of his spider holes soaked with rice paddy ain't no human in this world harder to ignite with your flame tosser than one that's been seeping himself neck deep in a rice paddy wearing one of those little triangular hats how are you supposed to keep the rain off... neck deep in muddy, maggot-y, malaria-ridden water you poor sum' bitch send you straight to hell with my hell fire fight fire with fire look both ways before you cross the street DON'T YOU TAKE ANY WOODEN NICKELS. You little VC lunatic"*
- One of Sark's 'extended stories'
I got banned from Hutch’s Twitch chat for typing Hot food go can’t say no 😂
Worth it.
Definitely
I didn't and i typed it twice
@@j15y9rkp I don't why I didn't expect to find you here, and I knw it's 5 days late
Shit I'm about to do it!
Chilled would love this Mr Sark. With amount of times he talks about how much he loves Olive Garden.
He loves Olive Garden almost as much as mentioning he has Italian heritage.
with all these tid bits he's remembering its like NAM flashbacks. Bet he wakes up in the middle of the night screaming "HOT FOOD GO! CAN'T SAY NOOOOO! I CAN'T SAY NO! I CAN'T!" lol
Followed by crying in the pillow because he remembered what happened to him when he tried to say no
I can't wait for Virtual Mormon Mission, I hope they have the bike.
Complete with rejection.
@@toufusoup Don't forget quick time events when they try to stab you.
eh its facebones! lol
Not to mention the dogs that try to chase you. Those were fun times.
Facebonez nice reference
*Nonchalantly drinks an engagement ring smoothie*
*[eats raw bacon]*
*Jazz music stops*
I do love me a tomato-saracha-burned bacon and cd flavoured smoothie.
Also story time with MrSark is best story time :D
the last story nearly made me puke...
Personally, I love the "5-years-of-marriage-down-the-blender" breakfast shot
DocWhisky *Uncle Sark's Fireside... Chats*
Here's a classic story of his, Inbox Vietnam War days:
*Chopper Gunner, although I gotta' say there's somethin' that just can't be replaced about being one of them poor sons of bitches down there two tanks of kerosene strapped to your back liquid fire pouring all over the VC man in the dark pajamas formidable opponent indeed poppin' out one of his spider holes soaked with rice paddy ain't no human in this world harder to ignite with your flame tosser than one that's been seeping himself neck deep in a rice paddy wearing one of those little triangular hats how are you supposed to keep the rain off... neck deep in muddy, maggot-y, malaria-ridden water you poor sum' bitch send you straight to hell with my hell fire fight fire with fire look both ways before you cross the street DON'T YOU TAKE ANY WOODEN NICKELS. You little VC lunatic*
Sark I'll paypal you 20 dollars if you share a pic of you in your Olive Garden uniform
Respect to the old man for doing all that without a word.
Forreal! I wouldn't hear the end of it if it happened where I worked at
He's probably been through worse with a back like that 😅
I’m a Marine who’s gone to Olive Garden in San Diego and I can confirm the upside glass with the tip in it lmaooo
That story was fucking hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing lol, I wanna know what happened after you brought the plastic back to the kitchen though
I threw my whole tray in the trash.
Mr Sark I love you Mr Stark
This was probably one of the best story time vids ever!
I actually got to meet the guy who did the Olive Garden commercial voiceovers (Jim Bracchitta) during my week at the American Legion Jersey Boys' State. Really cool guy! He said the classic, "When you're here, you're family" line and everyone in the auditorium just flipped the hell out.
So when do we get the back in Nam episode...
Now that Machinima is dead, revive Inbox!
and radio
about time it died
Can you honestly say there aren't enough episodes of inbox?
NOW YOU CAN!
YES
noooo it’s been done man, it had its perfect run and it’s a precious memory that doesn’t need to come back. I’d love to see some more Sark stuff with a bit more of a budget or something but regardless I feel like it’s a period of time that has come and gone for good reason.
Yo mr. Sark, I remember eating a purschutto and cheese sandwich one time and since I was kinda in a hurry at the time I was eating pretty fast, I swallowed, and one end of this super thin, finely cut, delicious strip of purschutto went into my gullet while the other end was firmly anchored in the cheese and bread mush i had in my mouth. And since they were store cut they were super long and very thin. It wasnt a choking situation, but I remember just grabbing this slice of purschutto and slowly sliding it out of my esophagus while fighting back the tears and the urge to vomit. that was the only time i felt like a sandwich took advantage of me.
I've had that with fucking mozzarella sticks. It's the *worst* feeling.
Try a vegetable lasagna with it over cheesed. That was the only time I almost choked and pull a glob of cheese from my mouth that stretched to the top of my stomach, and I barely kept myself composed. To make matters worse, everyone who was eating the same thing had the same problems, so it really sucked overall.
@@paladinaeon3834 Im just glad we are here to talk about it
Prosciutto. It's prosciutto.
@@oliwerguszek5120 ty
I remember my days at the olive garden.. the screams of anguish have never left my mind since.
Olive Garden, that place people think is fancy because they dress nice and serve wine, but the employee's know better because the kitchen shenanigans are no better than the McDonald's two blocks down.
I worked at the Olive Garden as a dishwasher for awhile. I would say the three most difficult jobs are 3. Dishwasher, 2. Line cook, and 1. Busser. Dishwasher because you’re the one everyone takes their frustration out on, and you really do just have to stand there and take it sometimes. Line cook because it’s just the most stressful job in the restaurant, bar none, and busser because it’s the second most stressful, but _also_ the most physically demanding job. Those dudes have to be pretty jacked to do their job sufficiently.
2:48 i love how he's turning towards his monitor to tells us and it looks like he's telling the story to that robot dude
I worked at Olive Garden and can totally relate! Lol. Everything you said. SPOT ON!
14:07 funny how Sark looks more calm and collected on that Hell known as Machinima than on the Oliver garden photo.
Love the sark story times, need to sit cross legged like a kid while watching
I couldn't eat my supper but it wasn't because I was grossed out but because I was choking in laughter the more gurgling sounds you made.
God the "ucckk" noises were so funny. Phenomenal story telling
The story of the old man pulling the plastic out of his mouth had me crying! Sark I don’t watch your videos all that much anymore but when I do they leave me crying tears of sheer joy!! Absolutely amazing!
Wow I actually had to fight off a gag response for the last story. Storytelling ability 5/5 stars as always
I always laugh like crazy with the throwing up impression Sark does 🤣🤣🤣
"Hot food go can't say no" is absolutely what I'm saying each time I put food up in the window from now on, thanks Sark! ^^
I like how it feels like sark is telling the robo manager these stories and his face is so concerned this is his chef
Sark I was trying to enjoy my campbells thai soup and that alfredo story mixed with your gagging sounds gave me the impulse to vomit orange bile back into my bowl, thank you so much for this experience
The grasshopper came in the kale? Pretty sure that's good luck.
Sark is easily the most effortlessly funny dude on UA-cam. Doesn’t even try and I’m laughing my ass off
Okay, I’ve served and bartended at a restaurant and bar for several years... I will never bitch about work after imagining the horror of a 8 table section and having to keep endless soup, salad, breadsticks, and fucking diet cokes full.
Only been in an Olive Garden once. Had bread sticks and Zinfandel wine with my friend, which cause the wait staff to give us dirty looks the entire time we were there.
You just evoked all my repressed war tales from my time at OG. I used to be a busser there in college and the shit they have you do will give you the thousand yard stare at 18. The worst I remember is having to clean up some kid’s puke in the lobby, the sight of which induced more vomiting from his siblings, and then lots of very audible gags from all the adults standing nearby. This went on for a good 5 minutes (heaving, puking, and anguish) while I was on my hands and knees scrubbing it up trying not to puke myself.
That said I met my best friends of over 10 years now at that wretched place so I can’t say I regret it.
Olive Garden?
Cooking up some authentic Italian cuisine.
Er, I mean, boiling frozen noodles from the bulk store.
So, I first watched this at work and literally couldn't finished watching this because I had to force myself to stop laughing. I laughed so fucking much, like forcibly tried to quiet laugh and it shakes your whole body kinda situation. It caused my abs to seize up and I was in so much pain but couldn't stop laughing.
It was one of those laughing fits that like... You try to stop... And then you think about the part that made you laugh and it becomes funnier. Yeah. Holy shit.
I cried. Literally at your story with the old man. Holy shit again. I needed that laughing fit. Thanks Mr. Sark.
You're awesome.
Literally no one else on UA-cam can make me laugh like this dude does. Hilarious video as always Sark
See here is the thing with Sarks editing. Especially with this, I can't tell which sounds he added in post, and which were already there.
I love how Sark tells the story of the plastic bag as the emotionless cold face of the floating computer sits there, seeming content and interested with the story lol
only 2 things on the internet have made me gag: Filthy Frank's hair pie video, and Sark's plastic pasta story. well done.
As Sark was adding that hot sauce, it reminded me of when he gave APL that hot sauce in his soup. That mini bottle was adorable.
Holy shit I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! That story about the old man “choking” had me in tears. You’re an incredible story teller especially considering you’re playing VR the entire time
Mr. Sark, you've given me a new life experience. Never before have I laughed so hard that I cried while also desperately trying to avoid throwing up, but you've filled that void in my life that I didn't know needed filling. Now my throat is killing me. Your old man story will forever return to my conscious thoughts whenever I am eating, and I thank you for that.
I lost it at "drumstick & drumstick", not to mention the hit markers 😂
Somehow, I found a long hair INSIDE a breadstick when I was a kid. We stopped eating there for like 10 years until we figured it was probably safe to eat there again.
I legitimately cannot remember the last time I've laughed this hard to the point where my cheeks started hurting. Him throwing the tomato made me lose my shit.
Haven't laughed so hard in ages. The sounds for the old buy story really made it.
I half expected Sark to imitate Chilled as a bit.
*eats raw bacon*
*[Happy music stops]*
Honestly, with how hilarious and outrageous some of Sark's stories are, it's hard to tell which ones are true and which ones are just Sark pulling out his comedian magic 😂
True Olive Garden stories with Mr. Sark
The rewatch goes on! Love your stuff so much, everything is entertaining and well edited. See you on Twitch, love you and miss you. ❤
First time I'm hearing of the nasty olive Garden story. Nearly pissed myself from laughing so hard lol
Blessed be this day, that Papa Sark gifts us with his presence.
Anyone else nearly throw up from the gagging story?
I love how this series is just old jobs story time with Sark.
Also yes elderly people and the church crowd and GOD THE NEVER ENDING PASTA BREAD SOUP SALAD AND BREADSTICKS GODDAMN
I can listen to Sark tell stories literally all day
I like how the size of the bag increases and increases
I don't even watch gaming youtube anymore but I always come back for sark, it's about time I subscribe :'D
Story Time with Papa Sark.
I think Sark's old person impression is my favorite
I have never laughed this hard in my life. You're the best.
Worked at a bingo hall as my first job...we have VASTLY different impressions of old people
my throat hurts from wheezing laughing so hard at the story about the old man, fuckin tears in my eyes man 😂
ahhh, Drumstick & Drumstick soup.
My favourite
Glad it came out so quickly! Thanks Sark!
That mixtape blends well
Really enjoyed it Sark. Your one of the few people I can watch solo content. Glad your back.
A new upload? Oh fuck yes! Do me, Papa Sark! Do me dirty!
The double take a 5:00 killed me
“Hot food go cant say no”
Aunt: I found this lady bug in my salad
*Employee: Well At least you know its Fresh ;)*
My last experience at Olive Garden.
the soup can said ‘natural artificial drumstick and drumstick soup’ lmao
Can't wait to see you try being a mechanic, my neck of the woods.
I was laughing so hard I had to watch it twice because I missed so much the first time.
I love sark's videos so much XD literally will drop whatever I'm doing and watch the new episode
I looked up "Hot food go, cant say no" this was the top result. I'm extremely satisfied.
As a current Olive Garden employee, I love your statements about the hells of working here. I work on appetizers and make breadsticks. It’s hell. Love ya sarkypoo!
Sark could play Tic Tac Toe and make it a 10 minute funny video
Thanks, Mr. Sark! I hadn't laught like that in a while
Mad props for the Blade Runner reference!
No wonder you got 1 dollar tips when you delivered cups of hot sauce and blended up diamond rings.
As a Marine who’s been a “rascal” with tips I always left a little over 20% tip on my card if I did some tomfoolery with actual cash on the table
This is actually really sad to watch Sark go on his journey of going back through his old jobs. But also awesome to see him casually just do his jobs while storytelling. Even that damn hand movement and tossing the orders lol
I peed myself laughing at the story with the old man
Always makes my day when Mr.Sark has a story
Don't eat while watching this video.
Too late
@@amberpdavis same here
Professor Fuzzymuffins I made the same mistake
I was watching old Sark videos, and this came up, tis truly a blessed day.
This is one of the best videos you've posted in a while! I like the one on one Sark time with stories and stuff!
And here I was enjoying a bowl of cereal haha
My favorite part of this was how you'd pause your story to be baffled by whatever the game did, just to shrug it off with a quiet comment and continue with your story!
I just can't say it any other way. I fuc%#*g love this guy. I am sitting on the toilet, in the middle of the night laughing my ass off. I am about to wake up both my wife and daughter because I am laughing so hard. My wife is going to kill me.
I'm sorry Mr. Sark. My dearl leader.. I failed you... I couldn't watch all the way to the end because puke force was way too strong.
You can hit me with a shovel.. again. I gladly take my punishment.
Thanks sark , have video playing in background and setting to hear the old man story and I almost gagged myself.
More Sark content? Hell yeah!
13:30 Little Timmy? More like George Küster! HE LOVES DA APPLE SAUCE!
I like it mr sark!! I work at red lobster right now and this is relatable
This is the reason I love you, Sark. You are blatantly honest and your commentary/stories are to die for. I wouldve given you more than just the tip if you waited me. ;)
I love story time with Papa Sark
Sark: “No, I waited tables, and tended bar...and I didn’t drink at the time..........boy do I drink now” 😂😂😂 you sir have earned a like
The hitmarkers, I'm crying...