Did I Make the Worlds most Useless Pencil?

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  • @rebornboulevard9581
    @rebornboulevard9581 4 роки тому +2685

    I smoked for thirty years 30 a day. I got pneumonia and nearly died in intensive care. That feeling of not being able to breathe made me swear if I got better I would never touch another cigarette. I never smoked again. No stop smoking aids,; the thought of smoking made me ill. It’s been 12 years and I have never missed smoking. Pneumonia was the best thing that ever happened to me.

    • @a_me_1
      @a_me_1 4 роки тому +128

      Congratulations, that's incredible as it's sooo difficult to quit. Sorry to hear what you went through but honestly, well done for getting through it!

    • @obdious4873
      @obdious4873 4 роки тому +64

      Renaissance Pink respect
      My mum has quit and she has seemed like a happier person all together

    • @42c28
      @42c28 4 роки тому +32

      My dad smoked for his entire life since he was born in a middle eastern country and eventually, he got a lung disease a was forced to stop and after he did, I could notice how much happier he always seemed.

    • @TigerWild1
      @TigerWild1 4 роки тому +24

      For me it was: I had to go outside on the porch in the cold snowy winter. I had that cigarette, while thinking I will not let any addiction control me. It's not worth suffering in the cold for a cigarette! Never had an other cigarette. Every time I smell one or smell the walking ashtray, it makes me cough, it goes right to my lungs! If someone is smoking outside it comes in through my home and into my lungs ! They need to outlaw smoking anything that will effect anyone else! Let them vape it, that don't effect anyone else!

    • @vidiribu1
      @vidiribu1 4 роки тому +1

      I didnt

  • @SC-ds6ex
    @SC-ds6ex 4 роки тому +5535

    I’m so glad you decided to quit. My father died about five years ago due to lung cancer from smoking that same brand you were holding for forty years. The lung cancer spread to his lymph nodes, and by the time we figured out how bad it was, it was stage four. Thank you for quitting, I’m so proud of you. ❤️

    • @Maileigh
      @Maileigh 4 роки тому +114

      My father died the exact same way. It's soul crushing. So I'm super proud to hear Bobby quit too!

    • @soloice1351
      @soloice1351 4 роки тому +71

      I am really sad right now I can’t believe how much people get affected by smoking I really feel bad and want you to have a nice life have a good day and I hope this will cheer you up if it doesn’t just know that this is a 11 year old child trying to cheer you up

    • @soloice1351
      @soloice1351 4 роки тому +33

      So there is always something to be happy about

    • @SC-ds6ex
      @SC-ds6ex 4 роки тому +34

      @@soloice1351 you made my entire week buddy, thank you ❤

    • @Maileigh
      @Maileigh 4 роки тому +24

      @@soloice1351 Thank you, sweetling! Have a great day.

  • @darcyhess3666
    @darcyhess3666 3 роки тому +1793

    This ABSOLUTE CHAD quit not only Tobacco, but also ALCOHOL AND HEROIN!!!

  • @rosaswan92
    @rosaswan92 3 роки тому +714

    I appreciate his honesty. I think we need more of this in the world.

  • @reeseneedsanap8989
    @reeseneedsanap8989 4 роки тому +4173

    “i have a ten inch problem”
    “that doesn’t sound like a problem”

  • @somegal934
    @somegal934 4 роки тому +800

    "I've quit heroin" It all makes sense now... Ok but seriously that is insanely admirable and I believe in you, you can get through this too, always remember that your whole community loves you and we're here for you! Keep living your best life, man!

  • @icycroc9981
    @icycroc9981 3 роки тому +628

    “Stop having a boring pencil stop having a boring life”
    Was that a slap chop reference.

  • @JayHawk4372
    @JayHawk4372 3 роки тому +742

    Bobby: **throws a pack of cigarettes and starts dying**
    Me: That's not right...

    • @blinkonicteumae944
      @blinkonicteumae944 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao😂

    • @cabbagepatch5138
      @cabbagepatch5138 3 роки тому +25

      I guess when he was “dying” after throwing the cigarettes symbolizes his declining mental emotional stability.

    • @loganmcfarland3011
      @loganmcfarland3011 2 роки тому +1

      lmaooo

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 2 роки тому

      @@cabbagepatch5138 congrats mr.obvious

  • @alexguerra6135
    @alexguerra6135 4 роки тому +2798

    I remember when he posted “15 days without tobacco” and I was so proud. Now it’s been 2 months?!!! Omg Bobby we are sooo overly proud of you. You are on a roll man. Heroin, Alcohol, Tabbacco. Bobby you are so strong, you are smart, and you are doing amazing. We are really proud Bobby. You are a warrior,
    Overcoming an addiction can’t be easy and you’re doing amazing brother. Keep it up, we have your back

    • @alexguerra6135
      @alexguerra6135 4 роки тому +23

      Jay Gee watch the video bro. He said there’s a lot of stuff that we don’t know but will explain later on when he’s in a better mental state

    • @knowun8855
      @knowun8855 4 роки тому +11

      Jay Gee He mentions it at 6:47

    • @rosescent3359
      @rosescent3359 4 роки тому +5

      Oof

    • @sheeara
      @sheeara 4 роки тому +23

      Alex Guerra you’re a really beautiful person and that shows in the words you choose to support. Thank you for sharing... it made my day to read such a great kindness extended. I hope the people in your world value you. You definitely deserve to be held up. ~Sheeara, Alaska

    • @sparkygachaplays9745
      @sparkygachaplays9745 4 роки тому +7

      Alex Guerra never new he done drugs

  • @mikeylikesit525
    @mikeylikesit525 4 роки тому +1621

    Edit; since y'all apparently deaf, 6:45 to 6:50 is what I'm talking about.
    I was so caught off guard when Bobby said that he quit heroin. I'm so beyond proud of him for talking about that with us and sharing part of his life and for taking that action to better himself. Thank you Bobby and I'm proud of you.

    • @sarahfowler4433
      @sarahfowler4433 4 роки тому +81

      .... I thought he said cigarettes

    • @mikeylikesit525
      @mikeylikesit525 4 роки тому +121

      @@sarahfowler4433 yes, he's quitting tobacco, but he mentioned that he quit heroin and that caught me off guard.

    • @mikeylikesit525
      @mikeylikesit525 4 роки тому +49

      6:45 to 6:50

    • @ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV
      @ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV 4 роки тому +85

      @@sarahfowler4433 right this comment caught me off guard because I was still 3 minutes into the video 😹

    • @leapaws5011
      @leapaws5011 4 роки тому +4

      W h o a

  • @yeetartpr0472
    @yeetartpr0472 3 роки тому +972

    Mum: were going on a walk in the woods
    Me: Aren’t there demons in the woods
    Mum: there silly stories
    Walks into woods with mum*
    Sees a guy with only underwear on rolling around in a puddle of mud with 10 tiny hands on his fingers*
    Mum: I guess demons aren’t silly stories then!
    Goes back home and tells me to never go inside the woods*

    • @etstudio9131
      @etstudio9131 3 роки тому +29

      One time I was on a school field trip and I was sitting with my friends and I was staring out the window and so was my friend that was sitting next to me. THEN OUT OF NOWHERE WE SEE A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FOREST WEARING NOTHING BUT UNDERWEAR AND HOLDING A BUCKET JUST WALKING AROUND. My friend and I just looked at each other and didn’t say anything about what we just saw, we were so confused.

    • @rainbowkittycorn5387
      @rainbowkittycorn5387 3 роки тому +5

      Er ok those stories are weird but probably true

    • @200gramsofCashewnuts
      @200gramsofCashewnuts 3 роки тому +5

      And Then eating the small hands

    • @dorianramsburg7735
      @dorianramsburg7735 3 роки тому +2

      They're*

    • @larrybean8042
      @larrybean8042 3 роки тому +3

      Wewds*

  • @shnugglebugs5524
    @shnugglebugs5524 3 роки тому +64

    Both of my parents and my step dad were addicts and all of them quit. It’s not by ANY means easy, and while I have not had to quit tobacco I have quit self harm. Every single thing feels harder without your addiction. Every mountain gets steeper, every wave bigger, but it’s worth it. And when you’re able to make it past the hardest part, you feel better in ways you forgot you could feel. So proud of you Bobby, we’re all so damn proud❤️

  • @mbrr-wm8zt
    @mbrr-wm8zt 4 роки тому +3724

    I'm just gonna tell you. Don't say: "I'll only smoke one" Doesn't work
    But good luck.

    • @normxlfxm
      @normxlfxm 4 роки тому +38

      It does though, the idea of doing something bad only once puts you in a bad mindset where you do the thing once you feel more incuraged to do it again because it's "not your fault because it was likely to happen anyway" I did heroin once and just once, didn't instantly get addicted and it didn't magically ruin my life, but the wrong mindset towards it will, you can do most substances once in controlled portions just to see what it's like so the curiosity doesn't lead you to trying it later on with a higher chance of repeating it, so sure, smoke a cigarette, cough or think it's disgusting and leave it at that cause nobody I ever met liked their first cigarette, chances are you won't either

    • @jujumay2307
      @jujumay2307 4 роки тому +68

      Zara Dude you just rambled about exactly what the original comment said. Don’t try it once cause it’s not worth it.
      And most people I know that smoke cigarettes did enjoy the first one. I did. My best friend did. My boyfriend did. The first one was the best one. No cigarette since the first has provided that same buzz. The first one is the best one.

    • @mbrr-wm8zt
      @mbrr-wm8zt 4 роки тому +58

      @@normxlfxm
      1. You just shouldn't try it out. Because it's just bad for you
      2. What i actually meant was when you where addicted and you decided to stop to smoke and then after some years you say i'll only smoke one you're going to get addicted again.

    • @cathalyntje
      @cathalyntje 4 роки тому +31

      Once you've stopped, you gotta make sure to never smoke one again, but also dont start with just the one. It will never be just the one, doesn't matter if it's the first one ever, the first one in months/years whatever. It will almost never be the last one, especially not when addiction runs in the family, which it does for an awful lot of people...

    • @avocadocommander
      @avocadocommander 4 роки тому +5

      Yes it does work i've tried it once and i don't smoke

  • @ronnelperalta1427
    @ronnelperalta1427 4 роки тому +1728

    I call that "chaincil"

    • @unknownansel6235
      @unknownansel6235 4 роки тому +28

      Is this kind of a dad joke? Cause my dad laughed so hard to this

    • @wagonsforever578
      @wagonsforever578 3 роки тому +16

      @@unknownansel6235 Lucky you got a dad to laugh with.

    • @ek-ti8lp
      @ek-ti8lp 3 роки тому

      IQ 2,000

    • @rozu583
      @rozu583 3 роки тому +3

      Pencflail

    • @SSSugi-qg3bl
      @SSSugi-qg3bl 3 роки тому +1

      I was ur 900 like

  • @beaniebean4885
    @beaniebean4885 3 роки тому +145

    "He's doing it he's doing it he's doing it well"
    "Stop having a boring pencil stop having a boring life"
    I appreciate these references

  • @deecats6619
    @deecats6619 3 роки тому +12

    As someone who is recovering with drug addiction, and nicotine addiction, your upfrontedness and honesty really meant a lot to me personally. I thank you for talking about it. And wish you and anyone else who needs it all the luck and stubbornness in the world to get and stay clean from whatever is troubling them. Thank you for showing us yourself and your creativity. 🖤

  • @assrash2312
    @assrash2312 4 роки тому +3698

    Why is no one talking about how he was having both a seizure and a breakdown in the mud and his sponsor's earbuds didnt fell out, that sold me lol

    • @adamextras
      @adamextras 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh

    • @x3nnjp
      @x3nnjp 4 роки тому +9

      Jacklyn Choi it’s *fell*

    • @TheHypnosBunny
      @TheHypnosBunny 4 роки тому +6

      @Jacklyn Choi Its 'did not fall out' or 'didn't fall out'

    • @Duckybacca
      @Duckybacca 4 роки тому +11

      less of a seizure and more of a mental breakdown

    • @jenhindman6790
      @jenhindman6790 4 роки тому +3

      I was just wathing the videyo it was fak its just to make yo laf

  • @nougatsoup
    @nougatsoup 4 роки тому +2624

    “I’ve got about a 10-inch problem...”
    “That doesn’t sound like a problem”

    • @masterchief4376
      @masterchief4376 4 роки тому +43

      @Charles Bork A *_sexual_* innuendo

    • @timothycuddington2383
      @timothycuddington2383 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @bloodyrose2076
      @bloodyrose2076 4 роки тому +50

      @@heathernelson4376 She'll tell you when you get older

    • @rajory6057
      @rajory6057 4 роки тому +9

      Jaimee Rudick you’ve been trolled.

    • @giannagodsey8011
      @giannagodsey8011 4 роки тому +14

      Lol someone copied your comment and they got a heart from the creator 😂😂🤣

  • @SamSam-yf8ot
    @SamSam-yf8ot 3 роки тому +60

    I know it’s been a while since you posted this- but I’m really proud of you. I feel like people don’t understand how hard it is to overcome addiction. It is physically, mentally and emotionally trying, and it takes so much willpower to do. You have done something most could not and it’s incredible to see you be so open with your audience despite stigma. You have done so much good by sharing your battle. By involving your younger audience you have stopped so many from turning to smoking in the future ❤️❤️

  • @Kokola-qh9wp
    @Kokola-qh9wp 3 роки тому +19

    Can we just appreciate that he went outside and purposely gave everyone 20 bucks? Bobby is an angel

  • @asuwannabe2015
    @asuwannabe2015 4 роки тому +667

    1. i'm insanely proud of you for quitting. you're one of my favorite creators and no matter how long it takes for you to post another video i'll always wait. I'm glad that you made that decision for yourself because your daughters and wife are beautiful and now they'll get to spend so much longer with you.
    2. I totally knew that you weren't gonna pop up back behind the desk at the end. as soon as you went fully out of frame I was like where is he gonna pop up. yOU CAN'T FOOL ME BOBBY DUKE

    • @ashleywolff9448
      @ashleywolff9448 4 роки тому +1

      You can do it Dukey! We love you too! ^o^

    • @LP-ic3sx
      @LP-ic3sx 4 роки тому

      Yeah thats coz you dont wanna see anymore of his vids on your feed (joking but kinda not)

    • @LP-ic3sx
      @LP-ic3sx 4 роки тому

      ‘mAlIcIOuS’ i said that it was a joke but you’re obviously a feminist so just stop replying for your own sake

  • @sv6892
    @sv6892 4 роки тому +794

    quitting was one of the best things I have ever did, I was up to three packs a day at times and now I don't miss it at all, in fact smoke bothers me a lot now. Hang in there Dukey

    • @tonictoad2873
      @tonictoad2873 4 роки тому +13

      Congratulations!

    • @DRMadeIt
      @DRMadeIt 4 роки тому +15

      Congrats. I hit 7 years last month. I can’t stand being around it now. Even worse is smelling someone after they smoke. Can’t believe I used to smell like that

    • @juniperlynn
      @juniperlynn 4 роки тому +4

      S V and don’t you just love saving more money? it’s crazy how much it costs to be a smoker

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 4 роки тому +2

      I don't think i will ever smoke ever
      The smell of the smoke disgusts me

    • @krisjinstark4843
      @krisjinstark4843 4 роки тому

      @@ms0_u the jerk that i used to know as my mother (i now don't know her at all and basically cast her out of the family LOL) used to smoke a lot.
      like, i may get 2nd hand smoke inhalation problems from it because i'd want to go outside, and then it'd be a CLOUD of smoke. not just a few puffs of it, like it covered the whole yard. i was just like "NOPE!" she used to visit me but now she's gone, and i have no idea why, she just left, and if she died my grandparents would've told me, but honestly THEY DON'T KNOW IF SHE' EVER EXISTED! its been THAT long! so thats why i disqualify her as my "mother". sorry to take up your time (also, to anybody else reading this comment, please don't try to tell me that my mother IS kind and DOES care, because she really doesn't.)

  • @violetsvidzz8875
    @violetsvidzz8875 3 роки тому +35

    Teacher: what has happened to your pencil.
    Me: I have been watching UA-cam

  • @Jade-ib9np
    @Jade-ib9np 3 роки тому +27

    “Why does minute rice take 5 minutes?”
    THATS A SERIOUS QUESTION

  • @skyy8436
    @skyy8436 4 роки тому +1009

    Imagine you’re taking a stroll in the forest enjoying nature and then you walk into someone that is doing what Bobby was doing during the intro. I think I turn and walk away slowly

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 4 роки тому +17

      SKYY oh I turn and run

    • @shiisham._.2346
      @shiisham._.2346 4 роки тому +10

      I'd watch him from a few meters away from him and join him at the 1:31 part

    • @Yonatan24
      @Yonatan24 4 роки тому +10

      This is why a cameraman (camerawife?) is useful, and not a tripod.
      True also when you're laying 10 minutes in the mud trying to set up your camera to film your bike.
      Don't ask how I know!

    • @puffel8145
      @puffel8145 4 роки тому +4

      I'd Jump in and Have Fun too!!!

    • @quenchbench
      @quenchbench 4 роки тому +2

      SKYY no I would run out of there immediately

  • @youngdon3123
    @youngdon3123 4 роки тому +2181

    Pencil: *breaks*
    Bobby: U MAY HAVE OUTSMARTED ME BUT I HAVE OUTSMARTED YOUR OUTSMARTING

  • @sewerrat6601
    @sewerrat6601 26 днів тому

    So proud of u- u been a comfort yt of mine for a while n im so happy u went thru withdrawals n stuff cus ik they can be so bad so gud on u n im proud❤️❤️

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 3 роки тому +9

    Holy heavenly hash, that Deep Thoughts session gave me an idea. You should do a “Draw My Life,” but instead, it’s “Art My Life”

  • @Wuzzup129
    @Wuzzup129 4 роки тому +3097

    "A little bit of extra chub... It's not gonna kill you, but nicotine will." -Dukey, 2020
    Congrats on quitting tobacco, Bobby! It will only get better from here!

    • @bremo2059
      @bremo2059 4 роки тому +17

      Oh it's going to be a hell for him.
      Only people who smoke or have smoked know this.

    • @samsilver.42
      @samsilver.42 4 роки тому +9

      BRemO but in the future it will be better right?

    • @JJ_Heaven
      @JJ_Heaven 4 роки тому +4

      I just scrolled into the comments, and in that moment he read this sentence perfectly out in the video.. Wow.

    • @People_Scare_Me
      @People_Scare_Me 4 роки тому +3

      Ya good for him but technically hes wrong its not the nicotine, nicotine is about as harmful as caffine its all the chemicals they put in all the tabacco

    • @Tuf6ixYourMumsBasement
      @Tuf6ixYourMumsBasement 4 роки тому

      Wuzzup129 actually it will only get worse from here , then once everything’s gone he will be much athletic and amazing

  • @applebottomjeansss
    @applebottomjeansss 4 роки тому +3786

    "WhY dOeS IT tAKe 5 mInUtES tO cOoK mINuTe RiCE?"
    Good question

    • @luxaskie492
      @luxaskie492 3 роки тому +54

      lucky it's only 5.
      I have to wait an hour...

    • @deboxdog1982
      @deboxdog1982 3 роки тому +36

      Hawk Host lucky! I have to wait 5 hours!

    • @Naomi-bs9bh
      @Naomi-bs9bh 3 роки тому +29

      @@deboxdog1982 LucKy! It takes me 5 days!

    • @mcduckson7592
      @mcduckson7592 3 роки тому +15

      ꧁Human Being꧂ Lucky! It take me 5 years!

    • @waltuh7601
      @waltuh7601 3 роки тому +14

      Da Barney your lucky it takes me ten decades

  • @AgateDad
    @AgateDad 3 роки тому +6

    Not gonna lie.. I usually dont laugh out loud while watching most YT videos.. You are an exception and I truly thank you for that. Much needed nowadays!

  • @beckibrandt-jackyspoopoopr7098
    @beckibrandt-jackyspoopoopr7098 3 роки тому +2

    I’m in recovery too! So adore your channel and I’m definitely inspired to work in different mediums.
    I appreciate you!

  • @kirane
    @kirane 3 роки тому +1870

    “Dark and scary for kids”
    Rolls around in a mud puddle

    • @trashcan9666
      @trashcan9666 3 роки тому +20

      So many likes for no replies lol

    • @mrkat1999
      @mrkat1999 3 роки тому +39

      He was right about it being weird

    • @sdfrch
      @sdfrch 3 роки тому +17

      thats every kid's dream lol

    • @codinginthesaddle5641
      @codinginthesaddle5641 3 роки тому +13

      If I had just saw it without the part explaining it it would have been funny

    • @_mrtakethatrisk
      @_mrtakethatrisk 3 роки тому +4

      Peeeeppppaaa pig

  • @southernsquirrelgaming
    @southernsquirrelgaming 4 роки тому +380

    Thats probably the best depiction of quitting an addiction I have ever seen good for you dude. It Took me 10 years to quit smoking.

    • @blue.goldfish
      @blue.goldfish 4 роки тому +11

      hooooly hecc. Takes some great willpower to not give in to something for _ten years_ .
      You made it, brä👊

    • @kimkaye2219
      @kimkaye2219 4 роки тому

      That’s badass. Congratulations!

    • @alishbaahmed
      @alishbaahmed 4 роки тому +3

      Wow you’re patient and strong! Congratulations on quitting smoking. Hopefully your life will get better! Stay strong.

    • @trekadouble757
      @trekadouble757 4 роки тому

      My father had to loose one of his lungs to finally quit. My mother was lucky, she stopped because she was pregnant. She stopped overnight, just the realisation that she was pregnant was enough to trigger something in her brain, and she just lost any desire to smoke.

    • @Onyxthefem
      @Onyxthefem 4 роки тому

      Coming from someone who is addicted heavily to Oxycodone, I can agree

  • @kallocarina8879
    @kallocarina8879 2 роки тому

    Congratulations! I'm so glad you were able to make it through that and that you're feeling better about your health now

  • @amberlindsey7112
    @amberlindsey7112 3 роки тому

    Congrats dude! Love your videos and the silliness!

  • @reconab12
    @reconab12 4 роки тому +584

    "the intro is very dark"
    (1:30) "I can turn that into art yes I can!"
    love your silliness Bobby, but I never knew you were using tobacco, but just know that you have people who support you, like me. My father (who is still a jerk now a days) was a smoker and alcoholic. He stopped smoking but when to vaping to try and slowly stop smoking all together about maybe 3 or 4 years ago and stopped drinking because he went to the hospital because of it about maybe a year ago. But the point is that you have people who are willing to help you. People like me, and I support you all the way

  • @MellowJelly
    @MellowJelly 4 роки тому +813

    "I've got about a ten inch problem"
    "That doesnt sound like a problem"
    roflmao oh my god

    • @thatseverything3171
      @thatseverything3171 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @ashburr6316
      @ashburr6316 4 роки тому +1

      What does roflmao mean

    • @neglectedreflect
      @neglectedreflect 4 роки тому +3

      roll on floor laughing my ass out

    • @mahranislam3554
      @mahranislam3554 4 роки тому +10

      @@ashburr6316 i think it means "rhinos or flaming lemons marry Oral" but not sure.

    • @ashburr6316
      @ashburr6316 4 роки тому

      Mahran Islam I looked it up it stands for “ rolling on floor laughing my ass off “

  • @Redbananers
    @Redbananers 2 роки тому +2

    For me this is inspiring I’m currently dealing with alcohol addiction with a recent relapse. Addiction is real struggle and anyone to pull through like Bobby who has had multiple addictions and overcoming them is amazing!! Had to rewatch this video again to hear those inspiring words I heard over a year ago from this video.. still seemed to ring through in my recent relapse.
    Back on the wagon on that beautiful journey to bettering myself I hope this finds someone and helps that needs it part of recovering is know when to help another addict to better themselves as well they just have to want it too! Much Love and respect from Ontario 🇨🇦

    • @aposparta
      @aposparta 2 роки тому +1

      Best of luck from a fellow addiction quitter

  • @lennynash8221
    @lennynash8221 3 роки тому

    I always liked your videos and enjoyed your humor and what you talked about in this video also really hit home for me! That's awesome to hear and keep up all the great work you do!!!

  • @Osiiii404
    @Osiiii404 4 роки тому +534

    *"Why does it take 5 Minutes to cook Minute Rice?"*
    Man's Asking the *_Real_* Questions

    • @hoatzin7964
      @hoatzin7964 4 роки тому +1

      Josiah Miguel Mizona-Geronimo On the box it says 5-minute rice when it takes 6 minutes to cook 2 servings in the microwave

    • @powerunderpressure5219
      @powerunderpressure5219 4 роки тому +3

      We need real answers.

  • @idontknowanymore3121
    @idontknowanymore3121 3 роки тому +2961

    He officially made the hardest pencil to Sharpen in world.

    • @souperdouper
      @souperdouper 3 роки тому +50

      What about those circular pencils, they would never sharpen

    • @beefy1990
      @beefy1990 3 роки тому +11

      I don’t think it would

    • @aidanmccullough5173
      @aidanmccullough5173 3 роки тому +14

      That would be pretty hard to me personally I think I would just brake it

    • @aidanmccullough5173
      @aidanmccullough5173 3 роки тому +6

      That would be sad

    • @co0p4chimkems65
      @co0p4chimkems65 3 роки тому +10

      But he can hang stuff on it when he finished stabbing his enemy in class

  • @meatjuice9815
    @meatjuice9815 3 роки тому

    i am so proud of u dude keep it up ur makin it

  • @edanarrison5768
    @edanarrison5768 2 роки тому

    Thanks for yoyr amazing content mate! I've taken alot away from this and the chain is amazing! Thanks again

  • @valinis7086
    @valinis7086 4 роки тому +453

    "Why does it take 5 minutes to cook minute rice?" Idk why this cracked me up

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 4 роки тому +6

      That's a good question though. Why wouldn't they call it Five Minute Rice instead?

    • @plumtucker9514
      @plumtucker9514 4 роки тому +4

      @@naranciaisbestboi125 The old slogan was along the lines of "it takes just minutes to cook" but modern logic is 30 minutes,is still in minutes so the slogan would still be true, and as you could guess not valid for selling the rice.

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 4 роки тому +2

      @@plumtucker9514 It's still kind of false marketing since Minute Rice makes it sound like it cooks in a minute.

    • @mitspuk2332
      @mitspuk2332 4 роки тому

      i did this before on a diff video, i literally liked this comment twice idk how but you’re welcome!!!!

    • @g3arhart115
      @g3arhart115 4 роки тому

      10 inch problem

  • @erirsnd
    @erirsnd 4 роки тому +587

    I remember when I stopped smoking, the first month was awful: I was always stressed out, grumpy, angry, anxious. But it paid off. I never had to use corticosteroids or inhalers to treat the asthma crisis that I had during those f×××ing 14 years being a heavy smoker. Proud of you! Be strong.
    Love from Uruguay 💖

    • @hanethecommunist6196
      @hanethecommunist6196 4 роки тому +1

      Wow congratulations! That's such a huge achievement :)

    • @agustinconde330
      @agustinconde330 4 роки тому +3

      yo soy de Uruguay también boludo. nunca pensé que iba a encontrar a un uruguayo en ningún video en ingles como este.

    • @PulseVC
      @PulseVC 4 роки тому +2

      I’m not gay 😡
      Also, it’s spelt gay not guay

    • @soloice1351
      @soloice1351 4 роки тому +2

      Man have a nice day I am really happy when I here that people quit smoking and stoped there depression and I start to cry a bit because I am so happy that they were able to go through the hard times in life and live your life to the fullest go out there and have some fun quote by a 11 year old child

    • @PulseVC
      @PulseVC 4 роки тому

      Karla Gutierrez
      I know

  • @zaythotslayer17romero47
    @zaythotslayer17romero47 3 роки тому

    glad i came across this vid am going thru similiar problem w quitting all of it needed to see this. subscribing right now. thx

  • @onpoint1180
    @onpoint1180 3 роки тому

    Please never stop making these vids. It's getting through one of the hardest times of my life.

  • @InsaneLaughter01
    @InsaneLaughter01 3 роки тому +1706

    Dear Bobby,
    I grew up seeing my dad smoke and have spent my whole life begging him to quit. In the last year he has successfully gone down to one cig a day. I’m so proud of him and I’m so proud of you. Addiction is a never ending battle but dang if it’s not worth it. Congratulations on quitting. Never give up the fight!
    Sincerely Eye Wont Thayat

    • @devilproking
      @devilproking 3 роки тому +27

      Little did you know as soon as you leave the room or house he goes back to chain smoking.

    • @SuCHiexe
      @SuCHiexe 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Galikze
      @Galikze 3 роки тому +9

      1 cig a day is still bad

    • @yokaigon2838
      @yokaigon2838 3 роки тому +28

      That's really awesome, I hope the best for your father's recovery. Stay strong and positive in this dark times 😀

    • @InsaneLaughter01
      @InsaneLaughter01 3 роки тому +12

      Devilproking I’m sure your parents love you.

  • @dogosrpawsum3397
    @dogosrpawsum3397 4 роки тому +280

    The most useless pencil? Have you ever used a pencil with an eraser that’s basically just for decoration?

    • @Gandhi0
      @Gandhi0 4 роки тому +27

      Lol you mean the ones that leave totally cool pink streaks behind because they're harder than a tooth?

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 4 роки тому +10

      @@Gandhi0 lmao, i hate those

    • @CamPaFai
      @CamPaFai 4 роки тому +4

      Those twisty pencils are useless

    • @austindraws4876
      @austindraws4876 4 роки тому +3

      No what about those that just smear the graphite

  • @mshell6489
    @mshell6489 3 роки тому

    i needed to hear your message about quitting smoking today...Thank You

  • @certifieddumbass4759
    @certifieddumbass4759 2 роки тому

    So proud of you for quitting. Addiction is hard, I admire your strength. I also love that you made the intro about the struggle of stopping an addiction, made it into your funny style as well as making sure you portrayed it as a struggle. And though this video was a year or so ago, still I wanted to mention that. :) (also hella sick pencil carving)

  • @keiimyen5398
    @keiimyen5398 4 роки тому +724

    Chain: *breaks *
    Bobby: *no*

    • @givemecookies5078
      @givemecookies5078 4 роки тому +24

      where were u wen pensel chen brake
      i was at house eating cheetos wen fon ring
      "pensel chen is brake"
      "no"

    • @loganeasley4343
      @loganeasley4343 4 роки тому +10

      Pencil chain is kil
      ‘no’

    • @GiornoGiovanna-ed4fm
      @GiornoGiovanna-ed4fm 4 роки тому +1

      Azharie Raemy where were u when pencil chain is kil
      i was eatin dorito when phone ring
      no

    • @bigjoegambino
      @bigjoegambino 4 роки тому +1

      @@givemecookies5078 Lern ho tooo speal rite

  • @christianbeall1427
    @christianbeall1427 4 роки тому +470

    Imagine going on a walk with your kids and seeing him film that intro

    • @noshisan0947
      @noshisan0947 4 роки тому +4

      Oh no...

    • @williamknight8197
      @williamknight8197 4 роки тому +12

      Me when I see that: stands staring at him* Kids that's why you don't do drugs

    • @Chris-zt7re
      @Chris-zt7re 4 роки тому +1

      I’d call the cops

    • @Undead_77
      @Undead_77 4 роки тому +1

      Yes id love him and join him getting a seizure perfect intro having seizures

  • @EctoCorvis13
    @EctoCorvis13 3 роки тому +2

    Seriously dude, been watching ur videos for a while now and while i dig the zaniness of your videos, your whole thing about quitting tobacco and everything else earned you massive amounts of further respect from me. Hope the quitting process continues to go well for ya, my good dude!!

  • @emberd7690
    @emberd7690 2 роки тому

    You’re absolutely amazing Bobby! You’re doing great!

  • @godofrice4438
    @godofrice4438 4 роки тому +1783

    Bobby’s Friend: can I have a pencil?
    Bobby: hehe....sure

  • @Nat_Likes.Marvel
    @Nat_Likes.Marvel 4 роки тому +447

    My grandma quit smoking about 20 years ago and hasn't touched a cigarette since. You can do this Bobby! :)

    • @sleepy1797
      @sleepy1797 4 роки тому +6

      I wish my grandma would quit smoking, she's 60 and still smoking. One time my mom said she just got a heart surgery after that she just started smoking again. My mom also said that my grandpa died of smoking.

    • @sevenAte9
      @sevenAte9 4 роки тому +2

      I personally wish my father would quit. Apparently, his lungs are already in a negative condition.
      Although I strongly dislike him, i still wish for his safety.

  • @karissaprice2970
    @karissaprice2970 2 роки тому

    Awesome art.... and absolutely Awesome work quitting smokes I am quitting now andhave in the past.. taken it up again and each time it gets no easier!!
    But thankyou for the encouragement it's appreciated!!

  • @isobar5857
    @isobar5857 3 роки тому

    You are sir are truly an artist, an inspiration and undoubtedly a man of infinite patience. Wish you all the success in the world.

  • @EvanAndKatelyn
    @EvanAndKatelyn 4 роки тому +2405

    This is another link in your long chain of good videos. This one his us write in the feels

    • @samgallagher5928
      @samgallagher5928 4 роки тому +54

      EvanAndKatelyn awesome to see my 2 favorite art and diy channels love and support each other!😊

    • @BMSculptures
      @BMSculptures 4 роки тому +14

      ohhh I see what you did there!

    • @annegoober23
      @annegoober23 4 роки тому +4

      HHAHAHAHAHA funny

    • @alishahunt
      @alishahunt 4 роки тому +8

      I was wondering if EvanAndKatelyn were going to pun in.

    • @cosmicIllusion-eg2hk
      @cosmicIllusion-eg2hk 4 роки тому +4

      Took me a second-

  • @degeneracy_1018
    @degeneracy_1018 4 роки тому +562

    “A little bit of extra chub, it’s not gonna kill you, but nicotine will.”
    -Bobby Duke 2020

  • @jameshyden2622
    @jameshyden2622 3 роки тому +1

    good job my man! keep up with being clean!

  • @lillianreid1878
    @lillianreid1878 2 роки тому

    Good for you man! Respect!

  • @bigstinkyrat_
    @bigstinkyrat_ 4 роки тому +346

    congrats on quitting tobacco my dude
    its ok to feel bad after quitting, just remember there are people and a fanbase who will always support you!

    • @74thingsforfun11
      @74thingsforfun11 4 роки тому

      I didn’t know that he did harowin for gods sake (I can’t spell lol)

    • @caeden5178
      @caeden5178 4 роки тому

      This dude🤣

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 4 роки тому +1

      @@74thingsforfun11 Remember "hero" and "in". "Heroin". Not to be confused with "heroine".

  • @Bumbassery
    @Bumbassery 4 роки тому +292

    “The beginning is going to be a little dark and weird”
    Hmm, still very Bobby Duke tho

  • @stupidhoe3837
    @stupidhoe3837 3 роки тому

    hey man ,, u got this dont give up we all love u !

  • @OneFatBurrito
    @OneFatBurrito 3 роки тому

    I love you man, I'm not really into art but when I watch you I'm captivated and enjoying myself, keep the fantastic wewd coming

  • @attack54
    @attack54 4 роки тому +847

    “I need cigarettes.”
    *Finds a cigarette case full of pencils*
    “This works too, I guess.”

  • @p4rker23
    @p4rker23 4 роки тому +394

    quitting tobacco alcohol and heroin i couldn’t imagine how much that’s been so i give you major credits and i’m very proud

  • @henryhudson1416
    @henryhudson1416 3 роки тому

    i havent laughed in so long this made my week better im definantly subscribing

  • @yourbutler9988
    @yourbutler9988 3 роки тому

    5:03 and it's midnight here that I'm laughing out loud 🤣🤣🤣 .. i really love both of your narrations and art works ..

  • @BrentLoaf
    @BrentLoaf 4 роки тому +835

    The most useless pencil is a pencil that can’t do pencil things, like be a pencil

    • @BrentLoaf
      @BrentLoaf 4 роки тому +20

      I know that a pencil that can’t do pencil things isn’t a pencil, but just go along with it :]

    • @QueenBoi
      @QueenBoi 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @W0B0N
      @W0B0N 4 роки тому +3

      8:15

    • @mytt.p
      @mytt.p 4 роки тому +8

      I think I have the world’s most useless pencil
      It’s called an “air pencil”
      It’s made of air

    • @mahranislam3554
      @mahranislam3554 4 роки тому +2

      @@harvarduniversity5785 Pls let mi studdy I promis Ill due guod?

  • @ivylentz6431
    @ivylentz6431 3 роки тому +9

    “Enough shenaynizzlegizzle”
    -Bobby Duke

  • @aposparta
    @aposparta 2 роки тому

    I'm a month into quitting, best thing I ever did and this video definitely helps. Cheers for your honesty duke, your a legend!

  • @wfflwffl8371
    @wfflwffl8371 4 роки тому +315

    Imagine being in the woods hunting with your child and seeing Bobby film the intro

    • @halla3184
      @halla3184 4 роки тому +24

      "Alright son, change of plans. We got a new target."

    • @agent_8167
      @agent_8167 4 роки тому +5

      @Cubert Pigg not your parents I guess

    • @heartbrokenninja118
      @heartbrokenninja118 4 роки тому +3

      @Cubert Pigg good parents,who want to teach gun safety

    • @heartbrokenninja118
      @heartbrokenninja118 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @agent_8167
      @agent_8167 4 роки тому +1

      @Cubert Pigg yea probably not the brightest idea to give ur kid a gun...

  • @garty5734
    @garty5734 4 роки тому +645

    Am I the only one whose been subscribed for years and never knew he smoked? On a side note, I’m proud of you and keep at it!

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 роки тому +4

      Taggart_02_07 Nope! I didn’t too!

    • @09crafty09
      @09crafty09 4 роки тому +14

      That's literally because he never disclosed that information.

    • @schnoig_
      @schnoig_ 4 роки тому

      ^^

    • @dimmy6305
      @dimmy6305 4 роки тому +5

      Feel like he chewed tobacco since he was talking about his tongue and mouth

    • @silvertop2240
      @silvertop2240 4 роки тому +3

      Jacob Campbell that’s possible but it showed him trying to reach cigarettes in the intro.

  • @KihanaKat
    @KihanaKat 3 роки тому

    Bobby over here being a heccing inspiration for people struggling with ATOD! You’re a legend man. Being strong enough and brave enough to stop these addicting substances.
    I hope you keep doing what you do man. Being an inspiration for people everywhere, in so many ways.

  • @literalfeline
    @literalfeline 2 роки тому

    Congratulations my guy!
    Its hard to beat addictions, I am hella proud!

  • @phoenixtears12ify
    @phoenixtears12ify 4 роки тому +390

    Me: *getting choked up when Bobby says the intro came from a dark place about quitting an addiction expecting something dark and upsetting FOR SOME GODFORSAKEN REASON*
    Bobby's intro: WAS THAT.

  • @lucycalderon5636
    @lucycalderon5636 4 роки тому +463

    bobby: I wahnt thaht
    also bobby: "and I quit heroin!"
    me: *blinking white guy meme*

    • @cityofthunder9529
      @cityofthunder9529 4 роки тому +2

      Thats what im saying🤣 like he just slid past that and i was like whoa wait a minute, wait a fucking minute

  • @jaimeewall7714
    @jaimeewall7714 3 роки тому

    i know im a year late but can i just say... this guy is so SO brave and inspires me in more than one way! well done bobby! you are a legend to all.

  • @Eccentric_Villain
    @Eccentric_Villain 2 роки тому

    I appreciate the honesty right here, I’m here for it. We all need a little more honesty in the world today, I certainly can relate on a deeper level as an artist and trying to be ex-smoker. Haha.

  • @aydenbiggi
    @aydenbiggi 4 роки тому +667

    He's like a PG-13 version of Bob Ross but with wewd...
    AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.
    I think he does a great job at what he does even if it's unless. Thank you for making this awesome video.
    AHHH 680 LIKES? OMGGG
    THANKS GUYS!

  • @mushroomsheep2183
    @mushroomsheep2183 3 роки тому +1056

    The fact that the earbuds didn’t fall out while he was rolling around in the mud is a driving point

    • @AnUnknownPlayer.
      @AnUnknownPlayer. 3 роки тому +47

      Mushroom Sheep if you think that’s impressive, watch them sponsor graystillplays. he’s ran them over, put em in a blender, stuck them in an icecube. All kinds of shit.

    • @kaiden_404
      @kaiden_404 3 роки тому +8

      That is pretty impressive ngl

    • @tylerree7667
      @tylerree7667 3 роки тому +16

      @@AnUnknownPlayer. gray has put his earbuds through a lot, and I'm surprised they are still alive

    • @NSHDE
      @NSHDE 3 роки тому +5

      He didn’t have them on when rolling in the mud

    • @infernohomura2941
      @infernohomura2941 3 роки тому +6

      @@AnUnknownPlayer. hahahahaa that was pretty fricking crazy but thats what you would expect of GrayStillplays the man who says 100,000 dead ppl are rookie numbers in pretty much any games XD

  • @Red_Star005
    @Red_Star005 2 роки тому

    I swear ur humor makes my literal day omg

  • @kimberlyklaver9029
    @kimberlyklaver9029 Рік тому +1

    Finding out that you, like me, overcame a heroin addiction, is truly inspirational. I watch what you do, and all the tools you have and I dream of being able to pull out a rotary tool and all those different bits and just carve cool things. I've always loved cool projects like this and building or creating stuff with my own hands. I remember tinkering with things from a very early age. You should know that what you do is truly inspiring. If I had the money to afford even just a few of the tools needed, I would be so happy! Being a newly single mom in one of Canada's most expensive cities while also being on disability and living cheque to cheque, means I have no extra money for buying unnecessary things. For now, however, I am just so so so glad I stumbled upon your channel, so I can watch, learn and live vicariously through you and seeing the amazing things you create! Truly, thank you.☺💟

  • @_BangDroid_
    @_BangDroid_ 4 роки тому +520

    _"There's a lot about me you don't know"_
    Oh Bobby, these are known unknowns, no one is this creative and genius without demons.
    "The worst of us are a long drawn out confession; the best of us are geniuses of compression." --Bono

  • @faithangelo5008
    @faithangelo5008 4 роки тому +661

    Bobby: *dieing*
    Also Bobby: *"I can turn that into art, yes I can!"*

  • @drumitri
    @drumitri 3 роки тому

    Good for you man!! Kudos!!

  • @xaan-annika1456
    @xaan-annika1456 3 роки тому

    I think it's awesome that you managed to guit smoking, both my parents smoked A LOT in the past but after my dad had a heart attack my mother stopped smoking instantly to help him stop smoking but for my dad it takes four more years and two more hear attacks to finally quit smoking.
    I respect that you quit smoking before somthing terrible happens

  • @vikrampearce8935
    @vikrampearce8935 4 роки тому +210

    My grandad ate a soft mint every time he got a craving
    Helped him a lot

    • @samanthaquay2010
      @samanthaquay2010 4 роки тому +7

      My grandma did chewing gum! Very similar!

    • @shay.w.5812
      @shay.w.5812 4 роки тому +7

      yeah that's why you can see him chewing gum in the vid

  • @vampiricmuse
    @vampiricmuse 4 роки тому +189

    "...and I quit heroin" Dude same. I quit heroin and it was so hard to quit nicotine. Quitting smoking was WAY HARDER than quitting heroin.

    • @jayw729
      @jayw729 4 роки тому

      Feel ya on that one!

    • @user-iz5wc6rc2w
      @user-iz5wc6rc2w 4 роки тому +3

      Hopefully no one thinks that makes it ok to use herion

    • @fishfingers9636
      @fishfingers9636 4 роки тому +2

      I'm gay And yeah

    • @jerrytheterry8420
      @jerrytheterry8420 4 роки тому

      @@fishfingers9636 dang, you fell right into his trap lol

    • @rileighchristine_
      @rileighchristine_ 4 роки тому

      Anyone who said quitting heroine is easier than quitting nicotine never went thru real heroin withdrawal or y’all just don’t remember it cause if you were ACTUALLY in active heroin withdrawal, and you had the option to switch to nicotine withdrawal you would do it in a heartbeat

  • @DanielJTeichroew
    @DanielJTeichroew 3 роки тому

    I deal with health anxiety aswell, I quit smoking a year ago on June 1st. I'm also a recovering alcoholic with 4 years of sobriety. You're not alone! Thank you for teaching me to be more confident and more adventurous with my artistic abilities.

  • @jasonhunsperger513
    @jasonhunsperger513 3 роки тому

    That inro about quiting cigs is spot on lol I'm about a month into it and started woodturning to stay off smoking.

  • @earllim9348
    @earllim9348 4 роки тому +285

    there is a dark and crazy intro about quitting an addiction...
    Bobby: Finds a pencil...
    I CAN TURN THAT INTO ART YES I CAN

    • @laurencriseful
      @laurencriseful 4 роки тому +4

      *walks away like his legs are independent from his body*

  • @gerhardtschark8766
    @gerhardtschark8766 4 роки тому +834

    Bobby: Howdy friend want to earn 20 bucks
    Stranger: this isnt anything sexual right
    Bobby: no you just have to hold my floppy pencil

    • @itzcloudieout4869
      @itzcloudieout4869 4 роки тому +2

      I made it 69 likes

    • @AFrogInTheStars
      @AFrogInTheStars 4 роки тому +2

      I make it 220 likes

    • @leumbi
      @leumbi 4 роки тому +3

      bruh no one cares what amount of likes you made it unless it’s 69 or 420, Itz Cloudie Out was making a joke

    • @katesieie
      @katesieie 4 роки тому +3

      @@leumbi i made it 223 likes

    • @nonamiu
      @nonamiu 4 роки тому +3

      I made it 238 likes

  • @rat2807
    @rat2807 3 роки тому +8

    “Did I make the worlds most useless pencil?”
    Me: you never cease to Intertain me so no

  • @ananj4n
    @ananj4n 3 роки тому

    That intro is one of the best. Love from Kathmandu, Nepal. Regards mate.