Clown Connor is Back with The Worst Jokes Ever
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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Connor: funniest jokes of all time. First joke "ironmouse." Next...
No dude in 9:29 Cannur could kill her hear her sound
@@mamakiller757 Le4rn 2o 3n671sh!
Both chats made the same poll, then you remember both chats have the same audience
Considering the 93% joke about Connor's chat/viewers, it's possible iron mouse also has a large audience of women as well then because those polls were practically identical. I am just speculating of course, I could be wrong but the thought struck me regardless.
Roxy and Coronis be like: 🤝
@@voidstrider801 Connor's viewers aren't 93% female anymore. He actually has a majority male audience now.
Nah man. There are a few Connor and Trash Taste viewers among Ironmouse viewers but not that much.
@@kokoroboi6187 He probably did lose a few due to the niche he was filling before he decided to ditch Black Butler content.
I love how after she took her medicine, the jokes actually became good.
That's what they serve for.
That means Tungstenrat is the main charakter
"Top jokes according to science"?
Well, everyone knows scientists can't make good jokes. All the good ones argon.
Scientist can always create new jokes. Even if they do end up feeling artificial.
You are cursed lol
sir, the exit is to the left.
Poor Mouse. First Connor adds 100 years of life to her with a Denny's Bathroom joke, then steals 200 years of life from her with jokes that came out of a toilet straight from a Denny's bathroom.
People laughed when Connor said he's going to become an entertainer. Nobody's laughing anymore.
Not gonna lie, that Baby joke got me good.
Lmao, same.
At soon at I hear the monkey- I lose it.
it's the monke isn't it
@@ellusiv5121 monke = funne
The third list was pretty good ngl
I did not expect the monkey
Connor: “Discombobulated.”
Me: *Has flashbacks to the funny Sherlock Holmes video*
I thought the same xd
Bruh, I've just watched that video before this.
Jeez, clip about Connor and Mousey blown up so well, I'm so addicted watching both of them lmao.
Its the chemistry, man. Its just perfect.
“Is this a British thing” lmao
Too bad they didn’t find the socialist joke funny. I guess humour isn’t evenly distributed
Ayyyyyy
Aight where my shotgun........im done with this clown.
It isn’t a socialist joke until everyone gets it
Another contender
@@aje2366 lol
The real joke is this man still wearing the Emiya shirt
The best joke was at the end when mouse said, "I think u shouldn't quit ur UA-cam job"
Normal me: Good lord why did I click on this video?
The Monke/Clown inside me: *YEAH! Monke Clown Jokes lets goooo!*
Simple, because it's Connor + Mouse.
i'm frustrated at how much i laughed at that dumb socialist joke lol
That wasn't too bad, wonder why they didn't laught at that... xD, although I laughed at many of the jokes, supposed jokes that they read, so my humout could be really bad.
@@2highbruh no ur humor ain't bad dude, it's just u're a happy guy.
The title: Connor's worse jokes
First joke: the turtle is coming
Me: giggling even tho I didn't catch the innuendo
They treasure their bond so much. It truly is a blessing.
A good delivery can make even a bad joke worth a chuckle.
Too bad Connor's delivery is worse than these jokes.
Exhibit A: Norm Macdonald
How do you know a joke is a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Ironmouse is hilarious. Everytime she's about to go in on connor, she always starts with "You wish"
We live ina society
That last sentence: “It’s like Spain without the S”
Why the fuck out of all those terrible jokes, that’s the one that made me laugh?!
"Monke learns comedy"
10M+ views
expect no less from Trash Taste's biggest clown.
OK, The Battery Acid & Fireworks Joke got me 8:37
These two people are a blessing in these hard times
DISCOMBOBULATE
I'm having fun now
Hahahaha!
Haha funni
Oustanding jape
I laughed way more than I should when he said "A turtle is coming".
I like these moments Conner does.
“ you aren’t funny Connor”
* Connor then proceeds to nearly murder iron mouse with laughter in another video*
Genuinely curious as to what drugs she medicated with. Shit b stronk
Yeeeeeeees! I will gladly pay what it is to have them. Hits her in SECONDS yo!
It's intravenous, that's why it hits so fast.
3:16 "you can't make people laugh you make people cry" Jesus christ that's the harshest roast mouse has ever given to Connor
The turtle goes to a policeman, “I was robbed by two men”
I never thought a joke could physically hurt me
I love how the single joke chat gave was funnier then the first 2 articles combined
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
I love how concentrated his British gets at 2:42 lmao
I'm not even into the vtuber stuff but i can't stop binging this duo's clips and it's almost 4 am
the 3 guys and a genie joke is much funnier if you’re not reading it like a book , i know the joke but in a different way, instead of three guys it’s a red head, a brunette, and a blonde
I know a similar joke it just did not involve a genie
5:48 "Is that a joke for your friend? For your countery" - quite cute.
Connor's chat legit made me laugh out loud, none of Connor's did
Ok, mouse stop using alts
Want to laugh almost every time? Imagine Harvey dents face from the dark knight movies now whisper Cwispy with a hard W. That gets me going every time and it's just primal levels of dumb XD
*Stop it. Get some help.*
- Connor's Chat
Can confirm I was in chat
"This is Bad Comedy"-Galvatron
Okay, I cracked the code, despite being sleepy while seeing this the first time, I already got it. What happened was:
1. The jokes got better over time, as if a crescendo that started from rock bottom, but only was able to improve, even in that last article or two, slowly growing, bringing better stuff.
And/or:
2. The more tired I got, or more mildly mentally deteriorated I became as the jokes kept coming, the bar kept getting lower and lower, wearing us down in the cranium to crack through our shields.
Not sure if Monke's jokes are Dad jokes or Dead jokes...
Mouse on medicine just sounds like Projekt Melody.
You know the jokes are bad when Mousey still doesn't laugh at them while high as a kite lol. Who writes this shit?
People gonna hate me for that one.
Ironmouse has jokes for days,.. Or at least for how long her medication is working.
Oof
I enjoyed the capitalizing* joke...
I enjoy the meta. mouse leaves chat to connor like "watch the kids" then comes back and gets pissed at him for torturing them with world's worst dad jokes
The actual funniest joke of all time comes from chat at the end. 😂
Whenever she says she's "Putting on her medicine" it makes me think it's some kind of ointment or something, but based off how she acts afterwards, it seems like it's just a really strong pain medication that makes her loopy, but I don't know any pain medications that you apply "on" yourself. Is it just weird phrasing?
Probably because she is always on some sort of oxygen delivery, so it's possible her medication is connected directly to the tube that she can "turn on".
Which would also explain why she gets high so quickly.
the funniest joke ever - " ironmouse" 😂😂😂👍👍👍
Yo man these edits are hilarious
I felt physical pain listening to most of these...things
It lacks delivery.
Whats worse than 8 babies in a trash can?
1 baby in 8 trash cans
Thank you for listening to my Tedtalk
well answering that ia actually a human rights violation, but no 8 babies are worse than 1 i think 🧐
That's Dark Humour! 😆😆😆
And snowflakes don't get that. 😆
@@olivander5171 A case of abortion indeed.
B P I'm what many people would call a snowflake so don't let your first impressions dictate what you think about people.
@@elendil6144 You either have a twisted way of thinking to understand Dark/Gallow's Humour. A bit controversial due to moral and ethical reasons.
1:18 “fiftiest funniest jokes of all time”. Not just the funniest, but also the most fifty !
I choked. These were hilarious. His delivery just makes them funnier.
The pain….
The pain!!
pretty sure these “jokes” are just sentences run through google translate lol
The gongoozler
Discombobulate *Sherlock Holmes would be proud*
Is it just me or Mousey sound more and more Brit everyday.
You can hear her braincells comiting harakiri
This is just painful to watch him joking
The funniest thing in this video is the argument these 2 are having .3.
somehow the happy meal joke being on a site claiming to have the top 10 jokes actually made me crack up
A man walks into a butcher's shop. Asks the butcher to get him a choice cut of meat off the top shelf. The butcher gets on a stool and reaches for it, but a minute later, he turns and shakes his head.
"No can do, fella. The steaks are too high."
The pun makes it funnier.
Steak---Stake
Connor: I have the *jokes*
Ironmouse: *Im trying to locate the funny*
This is kinda wholesome ngl
Please clap...
I thought he was actually going to kill her and maybe 1/3 of the chat with those jokes.
Some of those were a special kind of bad.
These guys are unironically funny x3
Not gonna lie, I was chuckling on the jokes. I maybe to old now, and I'm just in my early thirties. 🤣
6:10 what if the other 2 weren't his friends and kept him around from labor or another food source when things got dicey?
This just persistent damage
Ironmouse progressively melting throughout the jokes was the most enjoyable part of this. Jokes 2/10
The end though...
How can one not laugh at discombobulated?
Connor missed the best comeback at the end.
"Yeah I should keep my youtube job ... so I can tell more of the best jokes, and share them with my best friend, ironmouse!"
Freaking Connor honestly I left my ass off at his joke when she told him to do a standup. Lol
That’s why all the jokes suck because it’s from the UK.
25 Words that Can Make You Instantly Get shunned by society:
25: Bruh
24: Leg
23: Toes
22: lol
21: Cringe
20: Ur
19: Face
18: Is
17: Hot
16: Pog
15: Poggers
14: N-werd
13: Foot
12: Deez
11: Nuts
10: Ligma
9: Sugma
8: Sawcon
7: Dixie
6: Gamer
5: Dragon
4: Candace
3: Joe
2: Mother
Finally 1:
Bazinga
Why have i heard some of those in one of Melody's videos?
Some of them were actually pretty good.
"its like spain, but without the s" xD xD xD
I think Amy Schumer wrote most of these "jokes"
Connor:"Mouse! Do you know what's the difference between a Joke and Life without you!?"
Mouse:"Huh! What is it then!?"
Connor:"A joke has a meaning!"
😆✌️
The dog one made me laugh
The monkey joke was legit funny
lmfao ironmouse defending the fact she's a comedian
Clownnor
What do you call a pile of dogs, a dog pile. What do you call a pile of cats?
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A Meowtain
Somebody call Galvatron, this is bad comedy!
Ok that's was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The ugly baby and the vaccum one were pretty good
6:16 Djarum 76 add
Ironmouse will always laugh because of him. If you found a person like that never let them go! :D
I feel like he'd have more luck with sickipedia as far as Mouse is concerned.
A turtle is coming
It's not comedy, it's C O N N O R D Y!