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READ BEFORE YOU COMMENT: To clarify something: The Malice Moblin was designed by me, not Kirby. Also: i don't mod myself. Stop asking me to implement mods. More Malice enemies are in the works!
Relics of the Past_ Patch Notes #75: Playtester beat Ganon in 3 hours. Far to quickly, if you ask me. Adding another one in there. Also, all five now spawn 10 Shock Keese a minute, just to make the player scramble for a bit.
@@AnonymousOblivion patch 455: everytime you hit ganon all of your weapons get deleted and u have to start the game over, and you keep wearing him down until you finally beat him, but once you do you have to do 1000 push-ups and win the presidential election otherwise he'd multiply into 5 other ganons
@@omegalilbchass8270path notes 90484: Game now deletes itself and needs to be rebought at $200 every time you damage Gannon or die. You are also Link inside the game you have to play it in irl and if the game gets deleted more than all gannons health then you get deleted too.
@@LivelyEngineer patch notes 63862846: The game now crashes every time you click it on the Home Screen. The game cannot be played no matter what you do. The game will never be beaten
Imagine something even greater then a “malice” tier, after it would be the “calamity” tier, where the mob in that tier is some rendition of the “blight” forms, but as mobs, as in a bokoblin completely reformed to look like wind/fire/thunder/water blights. Just a thought.
well nobody died once to windblight, many players didn't have information about the fight at first, and windblight never requires the shiekah slate to attack back, meaning he could of beat him if he knew how to fly correctly
I think it'd be really interesting that if instead of upgrades being two spirit orbs all the time, it was random. For example, one time you buy a heart container for two spirit orbs, the next time ten spirit orbs, the next time it's normal again and it's just four spirit orbs.
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Hello early people ✋🏽
sounds like a cult
We‘re not a cult tho, right?
ok
what emulator do you use
READ BEFORE YOU COMMENT:
To clarify something: The Malice Moblin was designed by me, not Kirby.
Also: i don't mod myself. Stop asking me to implement mods.
More Malice enemies are in the works!
samuel my bekoved
Such a cool design for this moblin 👌
Yessir! Respect for yall creativity and work
Please create an eternal suffering
@@leonardo-yp7zo What's a beloved?
"How fast can we speedrun this Lynel!?"
*dies in two seconds *
"See? Speedrun!!"
Do do do do
@@shadowpanther298 wait 12 days ago what2
@@Stoopid420 what
any % wr
he didnt say what he was speedrunning for.
The five hearts are just to boost your confidence because everything kills you in one hit
Facts
It's like the game is saying "Take these. You'll need it."
Might as well give you 27 hearts not much should change
True
Ah yes
Breath of the Wild but Ganon remembered that Link is his biggest threat, and prepared accordingly.
Lol
13:00
*Smile slowly fades as he sees there's no guidance stone*
Relics of the past patch notes 43: ganon is now unkillable and attacks 4 times a second
Relics of the Past_ Patch Notes #75: Playtester beat Ganon in 3 hours. Far to quickly, if you ask me. Adding another one in there. Also, all five now spawn 10 Shock Keese a minute, just to make the player scramble for a bit.
@@AnonymousOblivion patch 455: everytime you hit ganon all of your weapons get deleted and u have to start the game over, and you keep wearing him down until you finally beat him, but once you do you have to do 1000 push-ups and win the presidential election otherwise he'd multiply into 5 other ganons
@@omegalilbchass8270path notes 90484: Game now deletes itself and needs to be rebought at $200 every time you damage Gannon or die. You are also Link inside the game you have to play it in irl and if the game gets deleted more than all gannons health then you get deleted too.
@@LivelyEngineer EA be like:
@@LivelyEngineer patch notes 63862846: The game now crashes every time you click it on the Home Screen. The game cannot be played no matter what you do. The game will never be beaten
This mod was born as the result of a "imagine dying to dark beast Ganon" comment
True! Wonder if you can though…
6:17 can we just appreciate the fact that the octorock was brave enough to hit a Flower Blight?
The only thing powerful enough to challenge the might of Flowerblight: a normal-ass Oktorok
Not just *a* Flowerblight. *THE* Flowerblight
bro when that happened it had me rolling
Imagine something even greater then a “malice” tier, after it would be the “calamity” tier, where the mob in that tier is some rendition of the “blight” forms, but as mobs, as in a bokoblin completely reformed to look like wind/fire/thunder/water blights. Just a thought.
Thunderblight guardian
Thunderblight Lynel
@@christopherfleetwood5252 Thunderblight Ganon
@@Kzalex. That’s good! But it’s taken. 😒
@@christopherfleetwood5252 I mean, Thunderblight Ganondorf heh
I am literally begging you to do a full playthrough with this mod. Imagine how amazing it would feel to finally beat it
I love how the Koroks go “I am completely useless so please leave me alone”
lol
same, koroks. same
Ya ha ha
Nes (no yes) they give korok seeds to increase ur weapons Inventory but nothing else...
Me irl be like
24:11 "why is there a bokoblin" last words of the champion Link
@Katie Speck *link was obliterated by the orbital cannon*
literally got shot by a railgun
It’s a distraction 😉
"Why is there a bokoblin?"
*proceeds to get shot*
I swear the developers of this mod just love suffering.
It's fun tho
Who doesn't?
Yeah ikr.
Yes we do :)
@@just_quantum2666 wait a minute- are you one of the devs? If so, the mod looks super cool
“Revali died to him what a loser”
Revali: *only dies once without information”
well nobody died once to windblight, many players didn't have information about the fight at first, and windblight never requires the shiekah slate to attack back, meaning he could of beat him if he knew how to fly correctly
@@DDoodles_ You're right! I never noticed windblight is the only one that doesn't require the sheikah slate in order to beat him
@@superheriber27 neither does water blight, you can do everything with a bow, no?
@@CharinVZain True
@@CharinVZain I did everything for waterblight with a sword because I forgot I could use the slate
21:50 that guy at the dueling peaks stable that watches the moon phases when you say goodbye when talking
We GOTTA see thunderblight in relics of the past!
NO we DO NOT
please spare us crow
@@liammacpherson7301 coward
And imagine Monk Maz Koshia in Relics of The Past
@@syailenthahir3289 I can see an army of monk clones
Watch the vods he already did
I love how his reaction to the bridge moblin changed immediately upon seeing what an absolute nightmare it was. “Oh no, there’s a monst- wHAT IS THAT”
LMAO😂😂😂
Who would’ve known that it was basically a gloom hand on top of the moblin
24:12 That Bokoblin had to have been put there as a distraction. Why else would you only find a red one in the divine beast?
24:11
“Why is there a bokoblin?”
See, now that was a question you weren’t supposed to ask.
17:28 "careful that spear has a long reach" *dies to a guardian anyway*
5:19 "demand just isn't there"
Bokoblin: Ya that's real nice buddy but my people are in high demand of hylian meat.
underrated comment
Buy one get one free
😳
Omg this is gold
“We have red, silver, blue, black, and gold bokoblins, and then we have…….. hot sauce. And hot sauce do be spicy.” -PointCrow, 2021
Which time
@@bboy4of82 4:31
9:05 "Dude this is WILD"
Yes: Wild, Breath Of
Wild, Breath of, the
Last name first name
middle name: The
Hmm wild, breath of
Zelda of The Breath (Wild)
21:01 the way he raised his glasses after that joke LOL
I think it'd be really interesting that if instead of upgrades being two spirit orbs all the time, it was random. For example, one time you buy a heart container for two spirit orbs, the next time ten spirit orbs, the next time it's normal again and it's just four spirit orbs.
I just love the "sir weve been trying to reach you conerning your epona's warrenty" at 10:38
Why are we here, just to suffer?
-Link, 100 years after the Calamity, circa disputed timeline
I can’t believe he did this with 0 deaths. That’s crazy
Yeah totally (even tho he died from a guardian)
OOOHHH your being starcastict
Damn it i was to late, i was your 70th comment
i was so close
@@cjsjourney4459 r/wooooosh
oh wait
r/woooosh me
It's so funny how the difficulty of the entire mod gets broken in half once you get the ancient shield
I love how someone in the chat just says out of pocket, “Sir we’ve been trying to reach you about your Epona’s extended warranty”
6:23
“Hey batta batta batta...”
“I GOT HIM DAVE”
That Lizalfos animation XD
7:55 PointCrow : Yeah I think she got what she deserved
Guardian appears out of nowhere*
Karma hits*
8:00
"i think she got what she deserves"
Karma: 3-5 guardians at once, kill
"Okay, how fast can we beat this Red Lynel?" - The last words of a man whose confidence touched the sun
9:47 it’s the new tears of the kingdom moblin
Yeah they predicted gloom infected enemies
23:32, me when my dad breaks out of his coffin at the funeral to use the belt one last time
I love how the first two words imply you were the cause of your dad’s death.😭
6:20 the silver lizal was seriously like “omae wa mu, shinderu!”
* teleports behind you *
Nani
*mou
Point crow: When they give u some OP stuff in the beginning...
Game: RuStY cLaYmOrE
pretty op considering that your very first weapon in the base game is a damn STICK
i mean theoretically you can just get the claymore to an octorok and it turns out to be a royal claymore-
Pointcrow: "touch grass, go outside for once please"
Also Pointcrow: "The Penetrator out to get his ass 😏"
17:46 "I want every gun we have to fire at that man
18:02 "more... MORE!"
21:29
“But I also wanna be a DILF”
“If so, then the first thing you’ll want to do is find yourself a map”
The first step in becoming a dilf: m a p
Don’t we all
uhhhh
then he goes "oh god, you can see the changes already" 🤣
I'm so glad this chaos got turned into a video. I cannot wait for the rest of the divine beasts and the absolute hell that was the final boss fight.
I just love how you need the weapons more for the base enemies than the actual bosses its frightening.
24:10 I wheezed and accidentally snorted my milkshake. Quality content.
Pointcrow: "i have yet to doe in this mod"
*dies*
Pointcrow:HE IS DEAD! THE GUARDIAN HAS PERISHED!!!!!!
8:00 Hylians when the great calamity started
At every turn its just "IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER."
''alright, so this is flowerblight.. the hardest- *bonk*''
17:52 This legit looks like a final fantasy instant death attack
24:12 “….why is there a Bokoblin-” *explodes*
“Revali died to it” that’s GOTTA BE why they made it so easy in this mod right? To clown on the cocky bird man?
that would be great, they made the blight the cockiest champion died to, the easiest to kill just out of spite
Tsundere birb worst person but best husbando- I mean birb
@@unanaranja897 w h a t
@@susk5090 What you heard
I was half kidding lol
@@unanaranja897 HALF??????? xD
The Korok After Giving The Seed: I am completely useless in Relics Of The Past, so please leave me alone.
Normal people, getting overpowered gear in the begining: "Oh Nice!"
UA-camrs: " Oh NO!!"
“Hot sauce do be very spicy” the words of a very educated man
23:32 that Guardian literally just said "IF I'M GOIN DOWN, YOU ARE TOO!!!"
Next Stream: going outside: hardest real life mod.
He should definitely do that
Don’t you think that’s a bit much?
Lol
Lord Puggles I have fetched ur sword 🗡
Haha that's funny
“This is the worst shrine”
Do you not remember the god damn GYRO shrines???
Those things were so bad I only used them to get some loot and then I leave.
I remember the one with the torch cube you had to light up while dodging water. I just used fire arrows instead bc no. not doing that.
How bout tryin to figure out twin memories with out google
What about the golf-like shrines?
@@Sam-fq5hc those were actually pretty fun
"He's alive, that's AWESOME !!"
*Proceeds to instantly delete bokoblin*
24:12
PointCrow: why is there a Bokoblin here?
*gets blown up*
BTOW: *distraction sounds*
9:57 folded like a piece of paper
I actually just noticed that eric flipped off the guardian that shot him from the grave after he killed it.
21:27 crow: I want to be a DILF
Me: you will always be one in my heart
16:34 that was the smartest BOTW move I have evr seen in my entire life 😮😮
9:42 love how they predicted Malice Moblins
“What was the most difficult part of vah medoh?”
*getting the map*
Wow, I didn't expect the Divine Beast bosses to be so weak. Maybe when you go into the boss Gauntlet they'll be a lot stronger
okay, so I accidentally clicked another video while trying to watch this, and I thought Eric just decided to do mediashare in the middle of this..
I love how Magda has a running animation. In what circumstance other than the mod do enemies get there?
You underestimate the lengths people are willing to go to
You are in my top 10 favorite UA-camrs because you always make me laugh when I watch your videos
Even though pointcrow wasn't a FAN of that shrine, he BLEW through it with ease.
The puns tho 😭
I love how Link backflips 3 times and breaks his spinal chord in 9:56
I was just about to comment that it actually looked cool as hell!
You cannot tell me that Nintendo didn’t take inspiration from the malice enemies when making the gloom enemies
"Your dying oh well, it happens to everyone" is one of the best things I've ever heard
We all knew the second he got OP stuff at the beginning that the mod was gonna be difficult
Also, the guidance stone threw me for a loop
Eric: I wanna be a dilf
Revali: If so, you’re going to want to find yourself a map.
14:41 sounds like something one of the Blight Ganons would say after you head straight to the castle
(Aggressive head twitching)
Seems like waterblight broke pointcrow @18:25
ɎɆ₴
10:16 they made gloom coated moblens before gloom existed what do you know
I love how his first thought for the boko was hot sauce.
6:23 that surprise attack got me laughing
Someone: beats this
Me: can’t even beat the lynel at the beginning of the normal game
Edit: Yo still can’t beat it.
It's all about dodging.
James is right, let them come to you, then dodge the attacks. Make use of the flurry rushes to do lots of damage. Good luck.
@@TheNocturneMoon yeah dude I’m just really bad.
@@BoogerFart956 you must be really bad if you're really bad
@@apocalypse8346 I really am.😎
17:10 it's ok we keep it between us
Don't you mean "behind" us? 😏
7:55 bro got instant karma right after 😂
9:05
PC: "Dude, this is Wild!"
ME: Yes it is, now breathe it in... 😏
😳
Link: haha flower lady got what she deserved
Guardians: spoke too soon >:)
Guardians: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT OUR QUEEN???
I pressed so fast that a Nutella ad welcomed me
Same
Dang their rare
i love this comment so much
@@sony967 Thanks
18:35 I thought my iPad was glitching😂👾
9:56 Link got SLAPPED into the 4th dimension
Never turned off my mic and cam so fast
Ahahaha for me it’s night rn but i get what u mean
@@minimik75 he lived in a place outside of america
@@samgoesbam1108 gross
@@TheRealSupernoah47 yes America is gross
@@samgoesbam1108 ye ik
Imma say it, this needs to be a WHOLE series
I love how the blights are literally the easiest enemies he faces in this mod.
22:23 a brillient demenstration of inertia
Relics of the past should have a mechanic that if you dont have full hp at the end you die and have to restart the shrine
"Have you ever had a dream that you-"
20:20
You could say…..it dropped the BASS…..
Its gonna be a fish isn't it
I called it
I wonder. Are there unique compendium entries for the new enemies an weapons? That’d be cool
POINTCROW: "if your thinking of something, it probably has been changed!"
ME: "the sky!"
One of my favorite parts of this video is: “wait, why is there a bokoblin?” * gets exploded*
3:07 "i am completely useless, please leave me alone"
RELATABLE
Edit: Crow noticed it like 5 hours later LMAO