Ethan realized that his calling was to become an Arizona Ranger with Big Iron on his hip.
no one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip. the stranger there among them had a wolf's bane on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the village, he came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
*"Do not fear the enemy, fear the man with a max level wolfsbane magnum with infinite ammo"*
-Sun Tzu Probably
Lady Dimitrescu: “Don’t be shy! Show me your terror.”
**Ethan casually waiting while holding the holy grail of a one-shot-kill gun**
Mother Miranda you can't stop us
Ethan:maybe not but this can pulls out maxed wolfsbane revolver. Ethan winters the legendary cowboy with a big iron on his belt 👍👨🌾
Lady D: “You’ve got nowhere else to go Ethan”
Ethan: “Yeah I know, hurry up already.”
@@Abojndy I belive you have to max upgrade the weapon you want and then finish the game, and it should unlock it for that one.
I've got places to be, people to shoot. Now hurry up so I can continue
The game: fucks up ethan's hands
Ethan: and i took that personally
Hate this new 'Lets fuck up the protagonists hands' trend going around in games lately. Feels very overused now.
"how did you defeated all the bosses so quick?"
"Umm... Fancy revolver."
"That I've found inside of the one fish's lab and I totally went in there by accident"
daughters: each one shot
Dimitrescu: 37 shots
moro: 13 shots
gatekeeper: 5 shots
beast: 4 shots (not counting the trigger shot)
cannibal: 4 shots
urias: 6 shots
heisenberg lycan: 12 shots
heisenberg: 3 shots (im not counting those maschien gun shots, do that yourself)
miranda: 34 shots. (you missed once)
conclusion: dimitrescu > everyone else
Nah. He fired WAY too many shots at Lady D. There are transistional periods in which she is invincible. If the Uploader waited for those transitional periods to be over, it would have taken about half of those shots to take her down.
And people are confused why Wolfsbane has less power counter than S.T.A.K.E.
Lady D’s fight is scripted so no matter how much damage you do it will still take a while.
Those machine gun shots and cannon shots easily add up to more shots than 37 with a wolfsane
A lot of the shots he fired against lady D did nothing cause of cutscene transition, he could’ve fired a lot less
Did none of the daughters hear their sister go for Ethan, then 1 gunshot, then Ethan just walking out of the room? Right there they should've just got all the masks for him and opened the door.
That would be kinda funny tho if they put that in and some people might prefer that to the normal option
"Ah shit this man is STRAPPED, sis get the masks I thought this was a normal horror movie survivor"
Ethan runs in, big fuck off gun raised,
“Dude. Just…just fuckin go.” opens whatever gate or door blocking his way, “Get. Shoo. Sister? Shake a can of pennies at him, make him leave”
*_"When they tried to match the Father with a Big Iron on his hip"_*
And he’s here to save a baby with a big iron his hip.
Big iron on his HiiiIiiIiiiiIiIippppp
He’s come to kill some vampires with the big iron on his hip. Big iron on his HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPP!
0:25
In this particular scene, it's clear that Ethan has genuinely had enough of this adventure being played. He's played game through game, console through console, from UA-cam to Twitch, that he's finally had enough. Without hesitating to shoot a bullet with that gun, he says "Sick of Bugs" calmly, like the gigachad he is. What a man.
I would also had enough if I was confronted with manmade psycho girl in f'ed up house and then walking into a village with an obsessive mom and cheap Thor with metal powers
@@The_Indo_Aryan You mean waltuh hartwell white? Nah he just survived in an alternate breaking bad ending and got cheap thor superpowers.
Frankly after morou he's just over it, he's already dealt with the baker's and now this shit
Chris: "Ethan you need to use this chainsaw tank"
Ethan: *raises eyebrow "really?"
Ethan: *shoots boss character once with Wolfsbane*
Boss character: "Oh no"
@@mariocarabantes9410fully upgraded S.T.A.K.E. or PZ cannon are the best magnums in game but WB is fine
The game went from RE 8 to DOOM real quick
I don't see him crushing skulls with his bare hands, or even having a chainsaw. But at least he has a semi instant kill gun so that pretty close.
Shit going into Heisenberg's Stronghold made the game turn into Doom real quick.
@@lepaj6902 nevermind then lol the doomguy transformation is almost complete. Now we need to do is just crack some skulls or rip out some eyeballs and he'll be standing by ready to take on Hell itself
"Eat shit." Best dialogue after killing a boss.
* RE villain who transforms into every ‘The Thing’ prop at once *
RE Protagonist James Smith with a pistol: “pew pew”
Mother Miranda: so now you can die peacefully, and permanently.
Ethan: Haha wolfsbane go brrrrr
Daniela: "So you finally came to see me-"
*BAM!*
"I don't wanna die!--"
*DED*
Ethan: "... I'm sick of bugs"
@@act2wasstronger182 it’s a magnum bro, probably the strongest ammo for a handgun so yeah it make sense :)
4:44 that "That's not good" i felt that
RE8 BOSS: I HAVE SUPERNATURAL POWERS!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE?!
Ethan:.....A MAX LVL WOLFSBANE!!......WITH INFINITE AMMO!!
Ethan: *Kills infected psychos*
*Psychos turn into crystals*
Also Ethan: *”NOW I’M GONNA SELL THIS AND MAKE MILLIONS!!!!”*
Ethan: switches wolfsbane and shotgun really quickly
Doom guy: that’s my boy
*shoots one of the ladies*
"Im sick of bugs"
That casual one liner made ethan look cool.
fun fact: When fighting Miranda in the darkness, using a flashbang will turn everything back to normal.
Karl: You need me.
Ethan: *Pulls out the Wolfsbane Magnum*
Karl: Hey now, lets not pull out the strap!
Game: *plays boss music*
Ethan: that's not yours
Dimitrescu: Curse you
Ethan: your the cursed one here
Me: *says the zombie*
"How dare you talk about saving your daughter, when you've murdered mine?!"
Okay, I feel a bit bad for her cuz she seemed to genuinely care for them..
But tbf tho, her daughters were the ones that started it
it's even funnier when you consider the daughters get like offended when you hurt them
Daughters: "How could you do this?!"
Ethan: "I DON'T WANNA FUCKING DIE!"
That my friends is what we call in the Mojave wasteland a "Big Iron"
@@freedom9800 the ranger vets are on their way up from baja, heard they chew nails and spit napalm
Alternative Title: "Resident Evil 8: All bosses fight no damage"
Lady Dimitrescu: How dare you talk abo- arhg!
The camera pans to see Ethan blowing smoke from the barrel of Wolfsbane.
2:52 "Dont be shy! Show me your terror!"
Ethan: *too bored to even fucking look at her*
Every time Heisenberg says "boulder-punching asshole", I crack up. It's probably the most self-aware line in the entire series
Daniela: i dont wanna... die...
Ethan: *im sick of bugs.*
Damn what a sick fight with Bela, eventful and purely emotional🔥
"I see you have an eye for things. Gun's not just about shootin. It's about reloadin. You'll know what I'm talkin about."
Ethan : I have a max level wolfsbane, i can kill anything with it!
Donna Benevento : *allow me to introduce myself*
Me: I have infinite ammo what are you going to do?
Ugly ass psycho doll: *takes guns*
Me: son of a bitch
Thanks to this gun I was able to do my 'kill boss under a certain amount of time' challenges that required you to use weapons in em. :3
Love this weapon, it's my fav.
Ethan: "Now I know what you're thinking; you're thinking 'Did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of lost track myself. But seeing as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. 'Do I feel lucky?'. Well do you, punk?"
"Back in 1835, when Halley's Comet was overhead, the same night those men died at the Alamo, they say Samuel Colt made a gun...a special gun." -John Winchester
@@zadeify9596 Yeah i agree never ever i mean ever try to put a masterpiece like SUPERNATURAL in the same sentence with a game a nor bad game but yet not great
Man killed Cannibal before he could even get his weapon ready
7:35 He's a freedom fighter.
0:20 Daniela dont wanna die but he still killed her
Against Lady D, her health regenerates when she switches phases, so it would take even less bullets if you shoot her after she goes through the animation to switch
also you do no damage to her until she busts through both of the doorways. weird right?
@@nahreenpatel2238 There's no "we" tho. This dude duy Nguyen k keep involving everyone. I fucking hate lady d, just wanna shove some S.T.A.K.E ammo's into her face. Annoying character
Boss: attacks
Ethan: dont care dont care, still dont care
Lady Dimitrecisu: You'll die in a painfull death!
Not even 2 minutes and 14 second later:
*Lady Dimitrecisu Has Left The Server.*
karl:"Imma use your daughter to kill Miranda"
Ethan:/pulls out magnum
Karl:"Nevermind that,You can kill her yourself, I'll go protect Rose"
He's a father loose and running came the whisper from each lip and he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
These boss fights were so intense I was literally at the edge of my seat. 10/10 fight.
Lady D most memorable comment: "Too late to regret!"
Ethan W: *UNO REVERSE CARD*
You are a great shot with that gun. Very nicely done.
"I will destroy you!"
- Lady D
"DRAW."
- Ethan
Max wolfsbane be like the colt in Supernatural basically one shot kill everything except a select few high powered beings.
The funny thing... It is that the Wolfsbane IS a Colt, Colt Navy to be exact.
I like how the daughters take a final swipe at you as they crystallize
When Ethan Winters is a fan of Red Dead Redemption 2
I hope it turns out to be a good game. I just downloaded it a few weeks ago
RE8 Bosses: We have the power!
Ethan, with handcannon and wolfsbane: I ' V E G O T T W E L V E S H O T S
I love how they literally make you sell everything in your inventory at the end to Max out this gun
Gin quiero ver más de estos vídeos bro , se ve muy chingón el juego, quiero ver partidas online, saludos desde México wey !!!!
Lady dimetrescu:come on show me more terror
Ethan:i don't have terror but I can give you my woldsbane's bullets
1:05 I thought he said “Crazy b*tch” until I read the captions 😂😂
"Too late for regrets" she says, as Ethan does his best Revolver Ocelot impression.
Imagine wait for a whole century just to a random guy hit kill everything you done
Pretty sure Miranda was going on a total of 5 centuries, as I recall one of the documents in her lab mentions something from the 16th century regarding her past.
@@matthewroddick9737 the document refers to the Megamycete, not Mother Miranda herself.
Her own documentation links her to being a normal human during the outbreak of the Spanish Flu, where she discovered the mold in a cave somewhere while suicidal.
@@duelgundam and that documenta also mentioned Eva doing of the Spanish flu.
4:13 Holy shit that was cool. Didn't even flinch as it missed.
Karl Heinsberg is seriously your classic villain explaining his plan making up puns as he fights
Lady d: you'll die a painful death!
Ethan: *UNO reverse card*
Everybody gangsta, until you pull out The Big Iron.
Every single enemy: powered by arcane forces
Ethan: **bulet**
Gives me flashbacks of going through RE4 with the full upgraded Handcannon once I ran out of things to unlock lol
Ethan has The Colt from Supernatural.
That can kill anything and everything
Heisenberg didn't had the chance to kill that boulder punching guy.
i speedran the game the otherday with this and when i got to the fish boi i was STUNNED when he dropped in like 4 shots 😂
Ethan has officially got those spurs that jingle jangle
This weapon with infinite ammo legit got me the speedrun achievement and the Village of Shadows Achievement in one run, felt like John Wick one shot headshotting all the enemies.
This was my first ever completed game and it has my heart
I never knew this game had such crazy bosses. It's unlike the resident evil games I played in the past. Feels more supernatural!
Ethan at the end of the game: I love you wolfsbane
The protagonist standing there in the cave:
Sees the dude with a hammer jumping in
His reaction: “That’s not good”
I mean, He experienced a lot of crazy shit in this game and the previous one, he is used to it.
@@juubishinju551 Am gonna watch his situation.
My reaction: That’s not good
9:00 looks like goku powering up
Yes ik this is a bad joke...
5:00 Oh man. It’s Godfrey from Wish 🤣🤣
10:38 In this part,if you trow a pipe bomb at her that black scren ends fast
that's what i did. cuz it's the last time i shop at the duke so i stock up pipe bomb😂 didn't know she would be flying around
Or launch a flashbang. Basically anything that lights up the screen ends this attack.
Wasn't Chris's improvised tank made out of a strange metal polymer that can't be controlled by Heisenberg? Or should I not ask questions and accept that this was one of the best RE games?
it was half and half, half metal half polymer. Still able to be lifted up somewhat. Just not fully manipulated by Heisenberg.
I think the whirlwind lifted everything. Even Ethan was lifted off wasn’t he?
You could also ask why Heisenberg didn’t take away Ethans weapons after he lost the tank
you can ask questions but your hater mentality better change when you get shut down by the in game answers. you were just looking for an argument, pathetic. i hope you've grown more the past 2 years
Ethan when encounter the sisters: “Hasta la vista, baby”
Moreau got some actual badass weapon right there.
dude... heisenberg lycan should have dialogs like:
"here comes the airplane!!".
Ive finished village of shadows difficulty with the max level wolfsbane unlimited ammo and it was still a little difficult at times, now ive upgraded the stake and i cant wait to try it out because its power is almost twice the power of the wolfsbane
Dimitrescu daughters: *exist*
Wolfsbane: The hammer of justice is unisex!!
“Go ahead bub, make my day.”
4:31 LOL that guy didnt even get the chance to look at Ethan
This gun was my favorite so far.
Complete the game in village of shadows because there is another magnum is better than the wolfbane
@@jperro845 I think it better because of the fire rate and the reload and the capacity
Damn lady dimitrescu can take some heavy hits, she didn’t even flinch.
When the max level gun, makes monsters actually look like they got shot by an actual gun not a peashooter
Moral story:
*Never mess with a headless boss lookin for his daughter*
Who has a max lvl magnum with infinite ammo
@@TheLazerSword ethan of course
@@spicyzawg Oh yeah
A headless mold corpse with a gun
@@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee Ethan was banned
Reason : usage of God mode and Infinite ammo.