37:50 I am quite literally removing all the extra spaces from a 60 page word document (I will be doing this for the next 3 hours) while listening to this. Thank you for the shoutout Connor. I too wish my job was automated.
A few moments that make me proud that I actively choose to watch BNCMAP every single week: 19:31 (don't tell me *proceeds to tell*) 24:04 & 24:28 (toothpaste) 26:33 (give me a hickey) 32:02 (Hacks w/ B&B) 43:47 (proof Connor was a theater kid) 46:34 (sausage)
i want everyone to know that the pub near my home does breakfast in the mornings, and they serve tater tots as a side, and on the menu they are called "potato gems". i felt a little bit let down but i also got a good chuckle out of it throughout the whole meal and the rest of the day.
Person who works as an investment reporting specialist (Excel/data entry job that could, in fact, be autonomized) watching the pod as I sit at my desk IN AUSTIN 😂
Fancy ice delivery is already a thing, mostly super clear ice for cocktail obsessives. Cubes and spheres. Some companies for a dollar or two per piece of ice. It's insane.
Seriously when something smells awful and they say breathe through your mouth, absolutely not. I know their connected anyways but the idea of the smell sitting on my tongue is worse.
Wife & mom here. Re: the points system... We could not rely on the honor system, so my husband and I got matching garmin watches that keep track of our "body battery". Highly recommend!
absolutely loving how the producer pulled up the screen showing that the ant and chalk "life hack" was a myth that has been debunked and brooke & connor read the part of the google result that made it sound like it was true and didn't even notice that the entire first part of the result was saying it's false 😭😭😭😭
Connor was so energetic on this episode! Super funny Also you’re going straight to hell for the dozen sausage water anecdote Should’ve taken that one to the grave buddy
Brooke I want to introduce you to an countertop icemaker. Never need another ice tray and if you're wanting ice just turn on that bad boy. Takes mine like 15 mins for a handful or two of ice cubes
I was shocked in the shower during a lightning storm. I was at camp and using the outdoor showers (not sure if that had something to do with it). After being notified to leave because of the lightening, all the campers and counselors fled to their cabins. They left me behind and ALL the faucets still on, so I figured to turn them off before leaving. Lightening struck and I swear to god I felt it in my hands from touching the faucet, radiating a bit up my arms. It wasn’t enough to do any damage and I didn’t tell anyone. Pretty irresponsible though to leave a child in that situation.
26:18 give yourself eraser burns to get rid of a hickey?? Makes no sense. They literally don’t let ppl in the psych ward have erasers bc you can burn yourself/harm yourself with them. I’d advise y’all not to do this, you’re gonna break skin.
I back in the parking spot bc my jeep has absurd blind spots & it’s easier to back in then gamble getting t boned backing out of a spot everytime. Love the pod
I can actually attest to the bundle socks before hamper “life hack”. My husband does this and so i noticed and tried it and it kept all my socks together more than what I was losing before.
Just so everyone knows, the mattress urban legend is ended by the fact that that on those tags it says, “except by the the consumer” lol a small oversight that fooled many.
Psych wards: no erasures bc you can self harm with them Connor: try this really cool beauty/life hack to get rid of hickeys! Just burn the skin off by twisting a pencil on your skin ❤
Back in the day, my ex and his family went to jamaica. This was before weed was even close to legal in my area, not even medical (which is all that's allowed here now). They smoked weed all the time but on their vacation they smoked non stop, tons. When they. Got back into america, they got pulled aside because a dog alerted on their bag. They didn't have any.weed on them, the dog was smelling the weed they had smoked for a week. So those dogs can definitely smell through any apparatus you have. Its what they are trained to do.
The laugh of the producer in the background is making this pod even better
Thanks
I think so too!
it helps me know that something really funny happened. then i laugh!!
“I had this coffee on an empty stomach so i’m about to Brene Brown my pants” probably one of the best connor quotes ever
who ever goes through the episode and marks all the topic changes for the chapters is going to heaven for sure
connor's thousand yard stare after she wouldn't give him a hickey kdnskdd
loved this ep and cannot remember One life hack
how does this podcast not have millions of views it’s perfect
connor’s got the dogs out this ep damn
Died at the “I wake up at 3%”
as someone who is currently working in excel and spends hours looking for a penny on a bank statement I appreciate you and all podcasts.
Happy 85th Anniversary to the internet’s favorite couple besides Cody and Kelsey! ❤️
Connor casually dropping the bomb that he used FROZEN SAUSAGE as ice cubes??? JAIL
37:50 I am quite literally removing all the extra spaces from a 60 page word document (I will be doing this for the next 3 hours) while listening to this. Thank you for the shoutout Connor. I too wish my job was automated.
She’s definitely just refilling her travel size perfume with her full sized perfume lol
So happy to not a see a better help sponsorship!! ❤
A few moments that make me proud that I actively choose to watch BNCMAP every single week:
19:31 (don't tell me *proceeds to tell*) 24:04 & 24:28 (toothpaste) 26:33 (give me a hickey) 32:02 (Hacks w/ B&B) 43:47 (proof Connor was a theater kid) 46:34 (sausage)
Can not believe connnor has the dawgs out on the pod rn
okay but have you guys not already had this exact conversation about gas prices or am I literally having the worst deja vu of my life
i want everyone to know that the pub near my home does breakfast in the mornings, and they serve tater tots as a side, and on the menu they are called "potato gems". i felt a little bit let down but i also got a good chuckle out of it throughout the whole meal and the rest of the day.
Well of course Connor has the grippers out talking about Brene Browning his pants why wouldn’t that happen
Very good episode thank you
currently doing my tedious work tasks while watching the pod. thanks for your service
Loving this energy today
The way I laugh so hard during these episodes
Person who works as an investment reporting specialist (Excel/data entry job that could, in fact, be autonomized) watching the pod as I sit at my desk IN AUSTIN 😂
Coming back to watch the proactive ad after the outtakes vid
i love backing into parking spots because i feel like boss baby
The recurrence of clueless geography is sending me
Did they hit the binky before the proactive ad
Connors life hack was just alcoholism 😂
The vape conversation sent me lmao
Fancy ice delivery would probably really take off in LA.
Fancy ice delivery is already a thing, mostly super clear ice for cocktail obsessives. Cubes and spheres. Some companies for a dollar or two per piece of ice. It's insane.
The laugh brooke did after connor's brene brown my pants joke warmed my soul
i love not paying attention to gas prices
Seriously when something smells awful and they say breathe through your mouth, absolutely not. I know their connected anyways but the idea of the smell sitting on my tongue is worse.
Wife & mom here. Re: the points system... We could not rely on the honor system, so my husband and I got matching garmin watches that keep track of our "body battery". Highly recommend!
i can vouch for the fact that i only watch brooke and connor at work because it makes my work day so much better
absolutely loving how the producer pulled up the screen showing that the ant and chalk "life hack" was a myth that has been debunked and brooke & connor read the part of the google result that made it sound like it was true and didn't even notice that the entire first part of the result was saying it's false 😭😭😭😭
Brooke as well as Connor looking gorgeous as usual
The fire place goin crazy
My favorite thing in the world now is how Connor says ~VaApe JuCe~
Wait till Connor finds out brene brown is from Texas and they have the same alma mater
I’m at my should be automated job listening to this and many other podcasts
Connor was so energetic on this episode! Super funny
Also you’re going straight to hell for the dozen sausage water anecdote
Should’ve taken that one to the grave buddy
me, on excel, listening to this pod: omg he’s talking to me
When you guys are reading together, it sounded like the kids in Matilda at the end when they were reading off the board
Me on the treadmill listening to Brooke talk about playing good things as a gym treat
and i did have to listen to this one on .75 speed and put headphones on to comprehend what was being said here on this day
Currently watching this with excel open at work
i love that brooke and connor know nothing about geography 🤍 love them down
Badass Coffee is a coffee shop in Colorado that has ice cubes made of coffee
Grown woman here with four kids watching BNCMAP!
i am at work. on excel. listening to this podcast.
Brooke I want to introduce you to an countertop icemaker. Never need another ice tray and if you're wanting ice just turn on that bad boy. Takes mine like 15 mins for a handful or two of ice cubes
Me putting data into excel sheet the second he shouted out people being on excel listening in. What a special moment 😭
this is the perfect thing to listen to while on coke bc their brains and convo moves just as fast as mine does while high.
This is wild 😭
Love that Connor is self-medicating his ADHD with alcohol
I was shocked in the shower during a lightning storm. I was at camp and using the outdoor showers (not sure if that had something to do with it). After being notified to leave because of the lightening, all the campers and counselors fled to their cabins. They left me behind and ALL the faucets still on, so I figured to turn them off before leaving. Lightening struck and I swear to god I felt it in my hands from touching the faucet, radiating a bit up my arms. It wasn’t enough to do any damage and I didn’t tell anyone. Pretty irresponsible though to leave a child in that situation.
This has been my biggest fear after seeing an episode about it on myth busters as a child
Didn’t watch that part yet lmao
Omg Connor yelling the name of my hometown at 10:20 (OVIEDO) really caught me off guard
Back for the proactive ad
hide those dogs con plssss
Congrats on not asking if your recording!!!
love the pod i just cannot look at the play bar the amount of chapters gives me anxiety, bless whoever took the time for that tho great work
“BONES MAKE YOUR MILK STRONGER” 😭😭😭
Brooke calling Brené Brown a hacker got me
26:18 give yourself eraser burns to get rid of a hickey?? Makes no sense. They literally don’t let ppl in the psych ward have erasers bc you can burn yourself/harm yourself with them. I’d advise y’all not to do this, you’re gonna break skin.
I back in the parking spot bc my jeep has absurd blind spots & it’s easier to back in then gamble getting t boned backing out of a spot everytime. Love the pod
brooke your crescent moon tattoo looks so cute 🌙
Washing my dishes as I listen to this
this ep was so good i cant explain it
Connor having his dogs out in the pod is crazy
I can actually attest to the bundle socks before hamper “life hack”. My husband does this and so i noticed and tried it and it kept all my socks together more than what I was losing before.
How did I just find this podcast?! I’ve been watching them on TikTok since they started 😭
Happy birthday in advance Connor!🎉🎉🎉
Currently exceling but it’s a tad less miserable now that i’m watching this
"Cursive is whatever you want it to be"
this might be my favorite episode.
did connor's SpongeBob quote have any relevance to the conversation?? i can't figure out his thought process on this one but loved it a lot
I am infact on autocad doing should be autonomized work listening to this pod
I always listen to you guys while I am working in excel lol.
Just so everyone knows, the mattress urban legend is ended by the fact that that on those tags it says, “except by the the consumer” lol a small oversight that fooled many.
Psych wards: no erasures bc you can self harm with them
Connor: try this really cool beauty/life hack to get rid of hickeys! Just burn the skin off by twisting a pencil on your skin ❤
Me doing a monotonous excel listening to old episodes to enjoy my day
currently on excel doing a monotonous task listening to this ✊38:18
Literally me on excel watching this pod
Love the podcast!!!
Im at my horrible job with the pod on 🙋♀️🙋♀️
she's a heart surgeon
@@schelney brain, actually, but you were close.
Just watching this now but the coffee shop I work at in newport beach, ca sells iced coffee made out of coffee ice cubes
I think she’s putting her perfume in the vape juice bottle so she can bring her perfume ? 💨
that's terrifying im filling an excel sheet as we speek and its like only dates
Back in the day, my ex and his family went to jamaica. This was before weed was even close to legal in my area, not even medical (which is all that's allowed here now). They smoked weed all the time but on their vacation they smoked non stop, tons. When they. Got back into america, they got pulled aside because a dog alerted on their bag. They didn't have any.weed on them, the dog was smelling the weed they had smoked for a week. So those dogs can definitely smell through any apparatus you have. Its what they are trained to do.
i need DSDF merch
I learned you can shower during a storm today too brooke but I will still never do it (:
No criminal record -yet-? What happened Connor?
Me listening to this as I’m doing a data entry type job that certainly could be automated by AI
putting data into excel while I listen to this...
My town has coffee cubes🎉
Was indeed working in excel
I’m sorry the sausage in the water is making me lose it
Brooke looks gorgeous
Sometimes this pod will have an episode that really reminds me that I’m listening to two idiots.
LETS GOOO