i really enjoyed making this new style of video; i'm wondering what you guys thought of it.... should i make more of these, should i not? what are your opinions, i'd love to know :D
How to be depressed : Step 1: Watch the vidéo Step 2 : Look at the Stats of Joe Step 3: Realize that EVEN WHEN DOING THE DUMBEST STUFF HE HAS BETTER WN8 Step 4: *P A I N*
Don't mention it's a ford built engine after all. Which they kinda suck at making big a s s engines. Even the engine powering the tiger 2 has 700 horsepower and is a inline 6 diesel engine. While the Ford is a v8 with even lower horsepower around 550 to 650.
Don't make T95 getting stocked Upgrade the crew until 75% and release the only provisions and great equipment and upgrade your Doom turtle and be a most deadly slow TONK than ever Too good to be a pro
Me when using tortoise tech tree tanks be like: When you see a hill then realized the game will over before you spill any ammo while reading your teammate chat popping up pouring your slippery road. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At least this has Armor....AMX AC46 Full Stock has literally nothing going for it.......Stock Sturer Emil has Gun Depression going for it(and when its Fully Maxxed(Crew,Provisions,Equipment) it can get Circled by a KV-3 ;-; )
Wow, and here i thought the stock Mauschen is the Slowest but this....this is something else, that i cant think of a word to describe on how slow this tank is
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i really enjoyed making this new style of video; i'm wondering what you guys thought of it.... should i make more of these, should i not? what are your opinions, i'd love to know :D
M O R E
You should platoon with ur clanmates more often
MOREMKREMORE
Poggers tank
YUS
The speeeeeeeeeed is beautiful!!!!
This an epic moment.
Muuusic pls.
EPIK
edit: for some reason i have a feeling that someone will correct me so i want to say that im just saying the meme
hahaha even snail is faster than t95
Italian sarvente?
They should give this thing a minor speed buff
Uhh... Minor??? Hell no not minor
100 speed
Make the tank go 100 km/h
Like how they buffed its speed for pc
Speed 1000
How to be depressed :
Step 1: Watch the vidéo
Step 2 : Look at the Stats of Joe
Step 3: Realize that EVEN WHEN DOING THE DUMBEST STUFF HE HAS BETTER WN8
Step 4: *P A I N*
Step 5 go to gualg
I'm sorry 😭😭😭
Step 6: Depressed till death in gulag
step 7: watch the video again but 0.25x speed
Step 8: commit turtle stock
*pantouf:"even a fricking maus can circle this thing!"*
imagine you playing t95 with a dead driver
Pure pain
With dmg engine
Wait does damaged tracks decrease speed?
@@Cbrmkn98xs no
@@Cbrmkn98xs I’m pretty sure damaged tracks lower acceleration but I’m not sure
@@scouttf2143 It just creates higher chance of breaking those tracks!
You should do a 5 minute video of a T95 slowly coming closer to the camera with music getting slightly louder
Rip viewers before t49 Comes
*"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"* - Totally Sun Tzu, Not Thanos
Wow dude, pog..
I wonder if our agency should start poppin ul tank at our suspect house
@@primeministeroffbi7442 Good idea. Intimidate them into giving up info. XD
@@Tankdestroyer467 imagine rushing into a guy house just to see him watching rule 34 of vtuber
@@primeministeroffbi7442 :O
the speed is just like how slow pantouf bake his baguette.
Best tank ever, its even better than the ‘fully upgraded’ version in most aspects. I’d give it a solid 11/10.
No
@@gabrielaklimova1164 its a joke bruh
Imagine getting the engine damaged and the driver injured...
*AT THE SAME TIME*
Average speed 20 cm/h
Getting track, fuel and engine damage while driver is dead on a slope of hill
@@joskethegreat4154 and with a 50% trained crew!!
@@PHyN1151 incorrect, 30 mm/y
@@NaenaeGaming Incorrect, 10 mm/decade
Every light found this....this fast
By the time a stock T95 reach the battlefield the whole team died lol
When USA put a Tractor engine instead of putting an cola-powered tonk engine.
Don't mention it's a ford built engine after all. Which they kinda suck at making big a s s engines. Even the engine powering the tiger 2 has 700 horsepower and is a inline 6 diesel engine. While the Ford is a v8 with even lower horsepower around 550 to 650.
Title: "How to decrease winrate in wotb".
4:25 when I saw that 2021, it made me feel old :(
WoTB Joe in this video : Hahaha, T95 slow verdoon
WoTB Joe in reality : **Hiding real PAIN**
it is actually nice to see JOE suffering 😂❤️
Stock engine + engine damage + dead driver + in water = D I S A S T E R
00:01 Reality : Joe's crying inside because it's too slow xd
music
2:10
“Get the gun down, get the gun down!”
😂😂😂
What makes the T95:
- tier VI engine
- 86.79 tons
- Dead driver
- Broken engine
- No provisions
- No equipment
- Braindead crew (50% exp)
T95 is basicly that one grandpa that broke his leg in ww2.
0:01 the legend says he is still trying to go up the bridge🤣😆
Me:VK.100 is the slowest stock tank ever made
T95:Allow me to Introduce myself
Wth!?, *slooooooooowwweeeessstt* tank ever made dude
love the T95 and its amazing speed
From Brazil
The speed is the key of the victory
T95 with only 2 average speed
Don't make T95 getting stocked
Upgrade the crew until 75% and release the only provisions and great equipment and upgrade your Doom turtle and be a most deadly slow TONK than ever
Too good to be a pro
and after all, he has so much joy at the loss ... I would like to experience such feelings ...)
Imagine your engine being damaged while being a stock 95
The "Slowly tonk" this is Perfect
That tank is slower than my good luck returning to me and fixing my terrible life
fastest war thunder tank:
You missed one thing.
*You should have played it without ammunition.*
OR HE
0:53 Pov: you computer have a problem
this narration make my cried
OMG Joe this one had me in tears laughing 🤣
Bro. Stock crew, mobility upgrades, and no boost, BUT WITH THE MAX GUN. IT’LL MAKE IT EVEN SLOWER.
No wonder they Call it the Turtle
This is the best editing ever keep it up Joe!!! Love your vids
This makes the tog look like a jet
That thing is faster than the SSC thrust
that tank is pure torture :)
legend says if you give me your heart then you will be free from suffering
The poor man. Is soul was literally crying out for a quick death
That's the greatest speed ever
i first time to hear his voice :)
Cool video wotb joe ı enjoy it thanks!😁😀😎😎😎😉😉
This tank is more qualified to be called "Tortoise"😂
The T28 prototype is also in stock and has a speed of 1 👍
Imagine this: Stock T95, Dead driver, damaged tracks damaged engine
Girls und panzer movie be like: * insert tank meme here *
Imagine full stock t95 with the driver knocked out and the engine and tracks damaged. You don’t move at all lol
As a t95 main in war thunder i feel your pain
finally a respectful warthunder player not one that just goes my games better than yours nah na ha ha
I like this video imo, love ur voice
I think I can actually move faster with my hands even though I never tried it
it's called a turtle for a reason, it's about as slow as the friggin M A U S
Dead driver, damaged engine and stock engine is pure pain
yea let's get some gas
Это я когда надо куда то идти, а ты не хочешь))))
в школу))))))
Imagine T95 in uprising...
Me when using tortoise tech tree tanks be like:
When you see a hill then realized the game will over before you spill any ammo while reading your teammate chat popping up pouring your slippery road.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
what is outro song?
i like it
the fastest tank on wot blitz
Stock T95 the definition of torture
Joes new Lamborghini Sián
Joe quick question, what editing software do you use?
I laughed so much at that video lmao
Loader Is dead Joe:yes
The slowest tank in the game...yeah t95, ooahh boe hold my 305mm armor
At least this has Armor....AMX AC46 Full Stock has literally nothing going for it.......Stock Sturer Emil has Gun Depression going for it(and when its Fully Maxxed(Crew,Provisions,Equipment) it can get Circled by a KV-3 ;-; )
You never know the pain If you don't play this tank.
what if engine damaged
driver dead
in water
with the top gun that is heavier
when you realized that wotb joe is a initial d weeb
Dont worry about your t95 wot b joe u can just upgrade that soon GG
Your fuel tank is filled with Pro pain
Great choice of music
Use the top gun and it will make it heavier :P
Тhis is a pain omg
*t r a v e r s e speed*
*very spicy*
-WoTB Joe
Salute to this guy torturing himself with the stock t95 LOL
Play stock t28 prot, if i am right, it has 1 km/h avg speed with stock motor
Tip: Grind the T30, a sweet tank and after, the T95! Doing this you won't have to play the T95 stock! I know "5Head" and you welcome!
*driver and engine gets hit*
My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive
This is hilarious and accurate. 😂😂😂
Turtle hero blitz!
Try to play with T95 stock and no consumables :)
I played T-95 stock one time and it was MAD
Ahh nothing better than Tutel with stock gun
Where in the UK are you from? If you are even from there :v.
Even dracula and lttb jealous because how fast this tank is
Me when i see t28 in oponent team:Panik
Mewhen i see a t95 in oponent team:MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
Wow, and here i thought the stock Mauschen is the Slowest but this....this is something else, that i cant think of a word to describe
on how slow this tank is
The suffering. My t 95 is maxed and still painful
Stocking but The History Accuracy
Im chalenging you to do an ace in that tank(all stock)
LOVE THE NEW CONENT
me: * sees 3 km/h T95
also me:
I m p o s s i b l e.
that tonk is such a tortoise