I must admit that I did not laugh out loud. I laughed quietly and continuously throughout this entire video. It had a compressor/sustainer effect on me.
I’m glad, and thank you for sharing that. You know, it takes a lot of jilly excavators to wade through nigasntic frestines when listening to this video. And if you’re like me, you ALSO have triverbial polygoodles to think about.
My favorite part is when they compare innumerable low-gain overdrives. They already sound about the same before you run them through UA-cam compression and my laptop’s built-in speakers.
And here all I was expecting was to hear two different pedals sound exactly the same during the demo while the host waxes poetic about how one has a very amp-like transparency, while the other has a present mid-range that really helps you stand out in the mix… 😂
If I’m to aim for the perfect guitar pedal video, you are absolutely correct: I must and I ought, so I shall. But here’s some waxing poetic to fill your boots… “This overdrive has probably been my closest friend. Through good times and bad, I knew I had a winner when I walked into an old mom n’ pop music store in Havre, Montana and the guy across the checkout said, “How’s about it, stranger? What’ll be, then?” He had a glass eye and a lame right leg that led me to believe, ‘This guy’s seen some shit.’ He brought over a rack of quakers, shakers, and zoomers. I tried ‘em all on a 1972 Fender Twin Reverb with the dual Vibrato knobs in steel black. And then I saw THIS box in the corner under a muffler and a bag of old Rickenbacker tubes. I felt Ritchie Valens’ spirit push me to ask, ‘What about this one?’ He said, quivering as he turned the satin sheet over it, ‘You don’t want that one…. It’s …. cursed.’ Haunted as it may be, I needed to know. You can hear the fibrillation between the anodes. Listen. (Cadd9) Delicious. Wait, one more. (Amin pent arpeggio) Isn’t it just … EEGGHHH Anyway, he warned me… but I insisted. We still keep in touch.”
@@amplethought yeah i had a similar *@&$%^! thing happen da me ay. Totally turned my *@&$%^! life around. Anyway, cheers from the *@&$%^! land Downundah, mate. 🍻 \m/ 0_o \m/
@@amplethought You just don't get the same tones when you're not using something that isn't surmounted by a plate of pre-formulated amulite, partially due to the loss of modial interaction and magneto reluctance. But, like my father always said to me, " Fan your panmarzel fans and you will never have to worry about your differential girdle springs"
@@jordanfreeman4170 Your dad was a wise man. Though, he probably grew up with a deedlescope and hopper malefaction thrust-angling pins. Generations of commified voltaic dipoles. They really were the greatest generation- but then again, they were also responsible for magnetic spiral gobs and frenetic mastication. So… ya know. Ya take the good with the bad.
I love how "Basquiat" appears to have the red underline of a misspelled word, it makes me imagine a world where all guitar pedals have that same effect. It's a very red world.
No more than Mars. Don’t forget about our little brother planet. That’s what the Red Scare was all about. Commies were moving to Mars and taking all guitar pedals with them. Scary stuff. Thank goodness for JFK.
For this piece I kept my Chortle levels set to about 2 o clock but applied some internal ramping to allow for subtle fluctuation in the Relatability control. Generally speaking I use this basically as a preset in the studio, but prefer more focus when literally lying on the road.
That’s my go-to when I’m on the open road with the monkeys right before we have a weird ask and destroy the green room. But we destroy it with avant-garde stand-up slam dunk poetry. It’s a whole “thing.”
@@3PLMAG I hadn’t thought of that. The problem is, when you have a divolent yodel DAW, the coniption hords really bring down the exception rouge, so if you find yourself compressing in mono, you’re going to have bit-glare and sibilance rattling.
@@stilllifewithguitar184 Slow down slow down…. I’m writing this in my notes… “Hummus chip” “No glasses”. Got it. ………. Wait. What SIZE hummus chip?!? I NEED TO KNOW. Everyone stop. Call your friends. Send out an APB for the size of hummus chip. Is it garlicky? Do I also need sesame? If so, grab me an Epi-Pen in case someone is allergic. Okay. MOVE TEAM! Go! Go! GO!!!!!
You made the right choice, dear viewer. There are a lot of workhorses to be worked with when working with workhorses. And if you’re at work, it’s probably best to work around the workhorse woulds and coulds and shoulds of the day. Especially if you have an acid trip jungle rave band.
OR in Iceland if you solve a riddle. Yours may or may not involve rock stacking, but do please take their belief in trolls and fairies and ogres seriously. Otherwise, no pedal for you.
I bought a pedal that reduces the scrongle while at the same time adjusts the fribbleness dynamically without losing any draboo when riding the volume knob of the guitar.
That’s insane! I haven’t found a single pedal that reduces scrongle!!! AND DRABOO? Are YOU KIDDING ME?!? I’ll pay any amount for such a device. Thanks for the heads up!
@@josdurkstraful I have a strand of horse hair I got from a prospector in Nevada. Will you take a strand of horse hair I got from a prospector in Nevada? My general economic standing is based in bartering strands of horse hair I got from a prospector in Nevada. And if it helps at all, it’s not from Reno.
And I yours, dear amphibious viewer. You know, I may not be versed in breathing through my skin like a salamander or newt, but I bask in the glorious edification of this anamniotic exchange, and I look forward to development within the cockles of my existential and binomial soul so that I may masticate and rotate my spirit anew. The petiole of my visage is but a ransom too safe for remedy, and too vulnerable to segmentation. May you find narcosis in love, and villatic, freshwater wetlands upon the brink of the New Year.
They don’t hate us. They resent us for the genius we employ, even when noodling with pedals they (or we) couldn’t possibly understand how they work. Just ask Josh at JHS- he’ll tell ya… ITS ALL MAGIC! 🪄
Spoken like a true master. If I’m using a cadmium flex bus, I usually core my pin lobs to my input rack and muscle down the heatsink. (But only if I’m planning on ranging beacon comp modes in gear semitones- obviously)🙄 But my power core is a Vox Doodler; so… ya know. Can’t really mix benzene caps with humbucking morning phasing. OR CAN I?!? Ooooooooooo 👻
In the next video you need to demo some pedals: Distortion pedals that sound exactly alike, but the narrator strongly prefers one for "reasons". Pedals that make your guitar sound like ridiculous things, like one that makes guitar sound like a walrus or a train whistle depending on how you turn one knob. Pedals that make your tone into Christopher Walken's voice..."these are, just a FEW...suggestions"?
Then you can attest to it collapsing warble in real time. It’s got a yerno-cramsaw guarantee with zero buzz latency or cycle rooting. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore. Especially not with the malefaction poot drawer.
@@cuckmasterflex9106 Much appreciated. I’m really not, though. Mind scribbles make its way to this silly channel and I am more than overjoyed I’m not the only one who recognizes the absurd and equally hilarious.
Yeah. What the heck? Feel free to tell your friends and neighbors and clergy and pet walkers and mechanics and old professors and that guy from high school who you just KNEW was going to be in the news one day. If need be, call his parole officer, Debra, (because of course it’s a Debra) and tell HER about the channel and tell her to get off her high horse and she should really think about her life choices and then she’ll remember she always wanted to be a slam beat poet living in Alberta and coasting on the fact that she’s the most normal looking person in the fourth largest province in Canadiaville. And that’s what this channel is all about. Reminding people that normal people DO exist and it’s not all about glam and glory and tacos and bath salts. Oh, and tell Debra I’ll go to my next meeting- it’s been crazy lately with the baby and the kangaroo we just got at auction. She’ll understand.
That guy sounds like that because he’s heard upwards of 2000 pedal videos and smashed all the voices together. It’s almost a “Charlie Brown’s adult figures” sound going on.
I really love the G. Rockettz Fuzzy Fuzz Fuzz fizz pedal. It's got a three on three man run DMC, with active frizz control, but the real secret is how it switches between the two resting zesters. You can move seamlessly between NasX silly convention or the German G. RocketttZ, ethically sourced from Ethiopia. It's a little pricy at $350 and it's only available from G. Rockettttz' website or drive through window, but it's a real workhorse - I use it to pull the plow in the fields.
I feel like the product demo is the most insane part to my girlfriend, maybe if you do another of these you can include that. Her reaction to the Fuzz Factory is why I bought one.
You could also try to market these by making a satire version of each new pedal that comes out. So for the Notaklon you’d have the ‘Klonanot’ and add a ‘river factsimulator’ and a ‘negative hump boost reductor’… your normal review
@@amplethoughtHigh praise indeed. I have an Ivy league education and studied philosophy, theology and grecco roman history, so the guitar pedal market is very familiar to me.
@@woofcity6307 I think it was Seneca or Camus who said, “The world is knowing when, or more importantly, when NOT to dibble the pedal cavitation.” But I’m no scholar.
Buddy- we ALL need a warble collapser. But only in frictionless tank rinds and frenetic dome inputs, ya know? I mean, it’s hard to shutter spacing latency with sibilant precision, but then again, I’m not going to ask my servo tech to string laparoscopic perimeters around my DAW, am I? We do what we must with Nötaklons and Whammys and Breakers and Flabloids and YertyFibbles. We’re pedalheads. Not…. well, I don’t know what something else would be…. But we’re not that. FO SHO, not that.
Thanks, pal! Come back any time and check out some of my other videos. Mucho apreciado. And I’m no polyglot, but I think apreciado is Spanish for goose. So. Much geese.
I’ll give you something I haven’t shared with the group. It’s groundbreaking, so you have to keep it between us…. The Persimmon Basqiuat Lemon Reverb ISN’T a voluminous quake throttle. It’s a balsamic cornivathe that has SIX detritus boosters and corrugated radio capsules. Not many people know that.
@@amplethought *John Bohlinger voice* For sure man, those mids are scooped and haunting at the same time, like, is that a BOSS strymon earthquaker muff model you're cab sim-ing? Man, so cool! *innocent retail store worker* Sir, this is a futon... *John Belligerentinger* Sure, sure, that's cool. So what are those, 4 by 12s or or is it a boutique mod set up?
@@amplethought I can't take credit for that, it's a paraphrased Pat Finnerty bit from one of his videos... maybe the Kravitz bowl one, I forget right now.
Wampjhsbosmonix is a real workhorse I use for my butter-shrouding plippy rev-dom band. Imagine if Mike Tyson had a blues metal band that only covered Deftones songs recorded in F#maj. Then cross that with Creed, Patsy Cline, and Styx. Then add a horn section mainly consisting of two dozen sousaphones and trombones. Then add barley and FunDip. Boom. That’s rev-dom in a nutshell. But not cashews. Which I don’t think come in a shell. But NEVER cashews. That’s very important. Iron Mike don’t mess around.
I would never. I use to play with Marty in D.C./ Maryland area. And he might find it amusing- very laid back, very charismatic dude. And yes, I could probably do one for amps. Good idea! 👍🏼
Surprised you didn't cover the new turbo encabulator. Those hydrocoptic marzlevanes really smooth out the waneshaft and prevent side-fumbling completely.
YO A Quake Throttle? I heard Johnny Salmon used one of those on the Critically acclaimed 1974 album "This Discount Slushie is going to my gut" Really influential for the time, definitely a unique album that you somehow have heard of 100 times but have never listened to and when you do listen to it the album sounds just okay They even invented the word "Slushie"!
Don’t forget to adjust the Fornchlor for syncopated dotting! You can goorble the yathe and demean the ratcheting if you turn the wush knob to 4. But also, no one ever thinks to grab your DAW and compress betrimont before the end of the chain. Get the tails of the monument parsel and crank that baby up past the listing moon. Remember the YOLO stands for, “You Own Limiting Overdrive.” But shhh 🤫 No one else knows that.
Should I do another guitar pedal video? What’s your favorite?
Yes
Fernweh by JPTR FX
@@Londonjefsomething Fantastic suggestion. It’s now in the queue.
Do another parody video like this of how Klon snobs act 😂
@@-MyNameHere- So close to the Notaklön release? Are you trying to DOX me??! 🤣
Consider it done.
I must admit that I did not laugh out loud. I laughed quietly and continuously throughout this entire video. It had a compressor/sustainer effect on me.
I’m glad, and thank you for sharing that. You know, it takes a lot of jilly excavators to wade through nigasntic frestines when listening to this video. And if you’re like me, you ALSO have triverbial polygoodles to think about.
🤣🤣@@amplethought
@@amplethought Naturally of course ..... DUH 🙄
This video is a real workhorse I'm going to use on the road
don't forget to use it in the studio also!
My laughter definitely had a more silky, thrutch-like mid-range when watching this. You could hear the difference. You could. I think.
Totally.
Sure I've heard JHS say "less mange than you'd expect from a trifold bus"
“Let he without mange cast the first Notaklön,” sayeth Josh.
I play guitar and most pedal videos still sound like this to me.
My favorite part is when they compare innumerable low-gain overdrives. They already sound about the same before you run them through UA-cam compression and my laptop’s built-in speakers.
I'm after a workhorse. These are just ponies.
Ya got me.
And here all I was expecting was to hear two different pedals sound exactly the same during the demo while the host waxes poetic about how one has a very amp-like transparency, while the other has a present mid-range that really helps you stand out in the mix… 😂
If I’m to aim for the perfect guitar pedal video, you are absolutely correct: I must and I ought, so I shall.
But here’s some waxing poetic to fill your boots…
“This overdrive has probably been my closest friend. Through good times and bad, I knew I had a winner when I walked into an old mom n’ pop music store in Havre, Montana and the guy across the checkout said, “How’s about it, stranger? What’ll be, then?” He had a glass eye and a lame right leg that led me to believe, ‘This guy’s seen some shit.’ He brought over a rack of quakers, shakers, and zoomers. I tried ‘em all on a 1972 Fender Twin Reverb with the dual Vibrato knobs in steel black. And then I saw THIS box in the corner under a muffler and a bag of old Rickenbacker tubes. I felt Ritchie Valens’ spirit push me to ask, ‘What about this one?’ He said, quivering as he turned the satin sheet over it, ‘You don’t want that one…. It’s …. cursed.’
Haunted as it may be, I needed to know. You can hear the fibrillation between the anodes. Listen. (Cadd9) Delicious. Wait, one more. (Amin pent arpeggio) Isn’t it just … EEGGHHH
Anyway, he warned me… but I insisted. We still keep in touch.”
@@amplethought yeah i had a similar *@&$%^! thing happen da me ay. Totally turned my *@&$%^! life around.
Anyway, cheers from the *@&$%^! land Downundah, mate. 🍻 \m/ 0_o \m/
@@pahema472 YOURE AWESOME. Stop in Brisbane for me and go the Shingle Inn and thank Roger for the spiciest pepper I’ve ever had in my life.
My man even brought out the “Rob Scheider derp da derp” voice from South Park
Shout out to Officer Barberry, Jimmy, and all my Crab People!
@@amplethoughtbarbrady *
@@FrankDux-uo7ig Thank you. I think that got autocorrected and I missed it. But it has also been YEARS, so totally could be my error.
"collapses warble in real-time!"🤣🤣🤣
That should be on a t-shirt.
thank you, the persimmon basquail pushes out a lot of the same scrongle as the infamous Rockwell Retro Encabulator
No one but you (so far) figured out the encabulator. You win the gavelbasket of paddle steam.
@@amplethought You just don't get the same tones when you're not using something that isn't surmounted by a plate of pre-formulated amulite, partially due to the loss of modial interaction and magneto reluctance. But, like my father always said to me, " Fan your panmarzel fans and you will never have to worry about your differential girdle springs"
@@jordanfreeman4170 Your dad was a wise man. Though, he probably grew up with a deedlescope and hopper malefaction thrust-angling pins. Generations of commified voltaic dipoles. They really were the greatest generation- but then again, they were also responsible for magnetic spiral gobs and frenetic mastication. So… ya know. Ya take the good with the bad.
I love how "Basquiat" appears to have the red underline of a misspelled word, it makes me imagine a world where all guitar pedals have that same effect. It's a very red world.
No more than Mars. Don’t forget about our little brother planet. That’s what the Red Scare was all about. Commies were moving to Mars and taking all guitar pedals with them. Scary stuff. Thank goodness for JFK.
For this piece I kept my Chortle levels set to about 2 o clock but applied some internal ramping to allow for subtle fluctuation in the Relatability control. Generally speaking I use this basically as a preset in the studio, but prefer more focus when literally lying on the road.
That’s my go-to when I’m on the open road with the monkeys right before we have a weird ask and destroy the green room. But we destroy it with avant-garde stand-up slam dunk poetry. It’s a whole “thing.”
Can we hear your chortle on clean for comparison?
@@3PLMAG I hadn’t thought of that. The problem is, when you have a divolent yodel DAW, the coniption hords really bring down the exception rouge, so if you find yourself compressing in mono, you’re going to have bit-glare and sibilance rattling.
@@amplethought Your problem is that you need the replicant hummus chip instead of avocado glasses.
@@stilllifewithguitar184 Slow down slow down…. I’m writing this in my notes… “Hummus chip” “No glasses”. Got it. ………. Wait. What SIZE hummus chip?!? I NEED TO KNOW. Everyone stop. Call your friends. Send out an APB for the size of hummus chip. Is it garlicky? Do I also need sesame? If so, grab me an Epi-Pen in case someone is allergic. Okay. MOVE TEAM! Go! Go! GO!!!!!
glad to know there's somewhere convenient for me to keep my workhorse while i'm in the studio, especially when i'm on the road
Or at the bank! Or the grocery store! Don’t forget about the grocery store!!!!
I was a space math fan before it blew up but post modern classic grunge is starting to come back and not ironically. Cheers
the persimmon basquiat is gonna quadruple in price now.
I’m bad at math, but my basic calculations have determined that’s a lot of euros. Or francs.
@@amplethought i presented these findings to my old college professor and he said “yep”.
This video is a real workhorse that kept me laughing my ass off on the road
You’re a real workhorse that keeps me wanting to do videos!!!
I wanted to take a drink everytime I heard the word "workhorse" but I'm at work and would need to be carried out by my boss 😂
You made the right choice, dear viewer. There are a lot of workhorses to be worked with when working with workhorses. And if you’re at work, it’s probably best to work around the workhorse woulds and coulds and shoulds of the day. Especially if you have an acid trip jungle rave band.
Lol, this is highly accurate. "Only available in the Ivory Coast..." 😂😂😂
OR in Iceland if you solve a riddle. Yours may or may not involve rock stacking, but do please take their belief in trolls and fairies and ogres seriously. Otherwise, no pedal for you.
Showed this to my wife after I couldn't stop laughing, and she just said, "sounds like the other ones to me."
Then my job is done. If it comes across correctly to the wives, I have no more lands to conquer.
I use them all in my mongolian throat singing band...
Túvan throat singing is where Corey Taylor got his big break!!! BIG Nepal fan. HUGE in Tibet. Which is heard isn’t free. So… keep that in mind.
I instantly bought all 3
I watch enough pedal videos to know that this is exactly what it would sound like if I was a normal person.
See? Mom tested, guitarist approved.
I bought a pedal that reduces the scrongle while at the same time adjusts the fribbleness dynamically without losing any draboo when riding the volume knob of the guitar.
That’s insane! I haven’t found a single pedal that reduces scrongle!!! AND DRABOO? Are YOU KIDDING ME?!? I’ll pay any amount for such a device. Thanks for the heads up!
@@amplethought You can buy mine for only $6000.- 😇
@@josdurkstraful I have a strand of horse hair I got from a prospector in Nevada. Will you take a strand of horse hair I got from a prospector in Nevada? My general economic standing is based in bartering strands of horse hair I got from a prospector in Nevada. And if it helps at all, it’s not from Reno.
@@amplethought Sorry but I am allergic to horse hair...... 😁
I take it that it was from a real workhorse?
I thoroughly appreciate your vocabulary
And I yours, dear amphibious viewer. You know, I may not be versed in breathing through my skin like a salamander or newt, but I bask in the glorious edification of this anamniotic exchange, and I look forward to development within the cockles of my existential and binomial soul so that I may masticate and rotate my spirit anew. The petiole of my visage is but a ransom too safe for remedy, and too vulnerable to segmentation. May you find narcosis in love, and villatic, freshwater wetlands upon the brink of the New Year.
@@amplethought 🤣
Subscribing for that response alone.
@@amphibious4463 You’ve made every parent on Earth proud. You make good decisions. That much is clear.
You forgot the 750$ chase bliss pedal that’s designed to make the sounds of a dying washing machine
I TRIED forgetting it! Thanks for reminding me! Jeeez. 😆
I genuinely love these pedal names and hope someone makes pedals with these exact names.
That would be amazing.
Glad you liked it! Thanks for watching!
Now I know, how my wife feels.
It’s okay.
hysterical, this video was "built like a tank"!!!!
I’m glad you enjoyed it, BUT, as noted in the video: it’s a real workhorse. 🐎
Can't wait to try it out in my very own space-billy surf band!
Comedy Gold. This is genius. I now know what my wife hears and why she hates the videos I watch lol
They don’t hate us. They resent us for the genius we employ, even when noodling with pedals they (or we) couldn’t possibly understand how they work. Just ask Josh at JHS- he’ll tell ya… ITS ALL MAGIC! 🪄
This is the most spot on thing I have ever seen
YOU are the most spot on thing Ample Thought has ever seen!
I usually put my Echo Velocitators at the end of my effects chain-my tone depends on the springy worrbly wet crunch vibe it provides
Spoken like a true master. If I’m using a cadmium flex bus, I usually core my pin lobs to my input rack and muscle down the heatsink. (But only if I’m planning on ranging beacon comp modes in gear semitones- obviously)🙄 But my power core is a Vox Doodler; so… ya know. Can’t really mix benzene caps with humbucking morning phasing. OR CAN I?!? Ooooooooooo 👻
Still laughing. I'll have to check it out again because I think that I missed half of it.
You’re too kind. Glad you got a chuckle!!!
Pretty damn solid, creative and hilarious!
Thank you very much for watching! Please check out some of my other videos!
In the next video you need to demo some pedals: Distortion pedals that sound exactly alike, but the narrator strongly prefers one for "reasons". Pedals that make your guitar sound like ridiculous things, like one that makes guitar sound like a walrus or a train whistle depending on how you turn one knob. Pedals that make your tone into Christopher Walken's voice..."these are, just a FEW...suggestions"?
MUCH appreciated.
My favorite new term "echo velocitator"
The fornchlor is pretty fun, too. And don’’t forget about quake throttle. Seems like a very versatile noun.
This shit had me in tears
Sorry to make you cry, but glad you enjoyed. 🤣
Just picked up a BLD Devlin, its a real workhorse on the road and in the studio.
Then you can attest to it collapsing warble in real time. It’s got a yerno-cramsaw guarantee with zero buzz latency or cycle rooting. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore. Especially not with the malefaction poot drawer.
Guitar machine robot got me 😅
Brilliant! I, too, chuckled inwardly.
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed!
That Reverb bit was the realest one there I swear 🥲
🚬🐢👍
Hilarious. 2024's version of Spinal Tap basically.
HIGH praise! I’ll keep on keepin’ on.
You're a REAL workhorse @@amplethought
@@cuckmasterflex9106 Much appreciated. I’m really not, though. Mind scribbles make its way to this silly channel and I am more than overjoyed I’m not the only one who recognizes the absurd and equally hilarious.
😂 thanks for shoving some humor into our snobbish butts!
They all sound identical to normal people , too
Agreed. 👍🏼
How does this channel only have 278 subs, this is an outrage.
Yeah. What the heck? Feel free to tell your friends and neighbors and clergy and pet walkers and mechanics and old professors and that guy from high school who you just KNEW was going to be in the news one day. If need be, call his parole officer, Debra, (because of course it’s a Debra) and tell HER about the channel and tell her to get off her high horse and she should really think about her life choices and then she’ll remember she always wanted to be a slam beat poet living in Alberta and coasting on the fact that she’s the most normal looking person in the fourth largest province in Canadiaville. And that’s what this channel is all about. Reminding people that normal people DO exist and it’s not all about glam and glory and tacos and bath salts.
Oh, and tell Debra I’ll go to my next meeting- it’s been crazy lately with the baby and the kangaroo we just got at auction. She’ll understand.
played this around her to see if she noticed a difference she was just like "why does that guy sound like that"
That guy sounds like that because he’s heard upwards of 2000 pedal videos and smashed all the voices together. It’s almost a “Charlie Brown’s adult figures” sound going on.
I’m a guitarist who doesn’t watch pedal videos and this video was just madness to me
Well, now you have an introduction to most of them. 😊
Dude! This was brilliant! Thanks man! Great stuff 😂😂
Ah - a real workhorse, I see, I see. But does it also do the thing? Does it also do the thing?
FO SHO. Never a doubt. 101% of the time, it does the thing EVERY time.
I had that reverb and I thought it was overhyped. Flint does still need water tho
It really still does need water, though. Thanks for watching until the very very very end!!
Here before this blows up
i did laugh out loud, do more!
Your wish is my command. With the caveat that it’s gonna be a few days. I’m not MADE of genius, after all. Or mediocrity. But still… yeah. You get it.
i think you are equal parts genius and r#$%^d. The perfect mix! God speed you BIG BRAIN KING!@@amplethought
So true, not that I am not a normal person...
I’m not normal, either. I had to think like a normal person to make this. It was… taxing.
This is amazing, my only criticism is that there were no demonstrations for the pedals with a shitty blues riff and unnecessary distortion toan
Good call. As MANY people have pointed that out, I PROMISE it won’t go undone in a future Tommy Shorts video.
No. They cannot be stopped.....but they CAN be mocked! :D
Haaaaaa! Im bubbling the whole time holy moly. Too short!
Well, a BUNCH more are coming soon. Stay tuned!
I really love the G. Rockettz Fuzzy Fuzz Fuzz fizz pedal. It's got a three on three man run DMC, with active frizz control, but the real secret is how it switches between the two resting zesters. You can move seamlessly between NasX silly convention or the German G. RocketttZ, ethically sourced from Ethiopia. It's a little pricy at $350 and it's only available from G. Rockettttz' website or drive through window, but it's a real workhorse - I use it to pull the plow in the fields.
AS ONE DOES.
This is amazing,made my morning
I'm glad! Thank you so much for watching!
I watched the whole video but only saw the Rat. I need one of those.
You and me both, brother.
1:04 best line 😂
YOU’RE the best line, pal.
@@amplethought thanks most people think I’m a square
@@brianfergus839 You likely are, then. BUT, here at Ample Thought, we take on ALL polygons. I ride or die for kind people.
Loved it! Your voice great really reminds me of Muscle Man from Regular Show and that's definitely a good thing!
GO REGULAR SHOW!!!
More of this, now!
I feel like the product demo is the most insane part to my girlfriend, maybe if you do another of these you can include that. Her reaction to the Fuzz Factory is why I bought one.
I make a solemn vow to you @kanahmal that I will get back to pedal videos soon. But don’t tell anyone. Shhh. 🤫
Watch, someone is going to actually make these pedals now… good luck finding Ivory Coast on the map 😂
Someone had to say it. I’m glad it was you. But, SOME people do speak French, so there MAY be a chance after all.
Chef's kiss.
honestly, this is what most pedal, guitar rigs, amps and plug in videos sound to me and I've been playing for 20 years
You and me both, chappie.
"Punches above it's weigh".
“This thing is built like a tank!”
One might think that ALL stomp boxes are made like a tank. They are not. 🤣
tank reviewer: ”this thing is built like a pedal”
save flints water! with a mange pedal exclusive colorway of the color of the bad water offered in flint !
I understood every word of this video. 😅
I use a complortion pedal to brubarb my base levels for gitfiddlery often as well.
You must be well off. I’ve scrounged and saved for years but still can’t afford a complortion pedal. Must be nice to live like the 1%. 🤣
It’s the last part of the sign-off that’s quite poignant.
Indeed! www.mlive.com/news/flint/2023/12/latest-testing-shows-lead-in-flints-water-but-levels-remain-below-federal-threshold.html?outputType=amp
You could also try to market these by making a satire version of each new pedal that comes out. So for the Notaklon you’d have the ‘Klonanot’ and add a ‘river factsimulator’ and a ‘negative hump boost reductor’… your normal review
You may be getting a job as my editorial chief.
@@amplethoughtHigh praise indeed. I have an Ivy league education and studied philosophy, theology and grecco roman history, so the guitar pedal market is very familiar to me.
@@woofcity6307 I think it was Seneca or Camus who said, “The world is knowing when, or more importantly, when NOT to dibble the pedal cavitation.” But I’m no scholar.
i was taking notes...
DANG ITTTT!!!!
I need a warble collapser oml
Buddy- we ALL need a warble collapser. But only in frictionless tank rinds and frenetic dome inputs, ya know? I mean, it’s hard to shutter spacing latency with sibilant precision, but then again, I’m not going to ask my servo tech to string laparoscopic perimeters around my DAW, am I?
We do what we must with Nötaklons and Whammys and Breakers and Flabloids and YertyFibbles.
We’re pedalheads. Not…. well, I don’t know what something else would be….
But we’re not that. FO SHO, not that.
@amplethought I wanted to respond with something as funny and witty, but I can't top that, so thanks for making me literally laugh out loud
It’s an honor and a privilege to serve any and all corncobs across the nation. I mainly serve them to my tummy tum, but serve them I must.
As somebody who wastes way too much time watching gear videos, this is incredible.
Thanks, pal! Come back any time and check out some of my other videos. Mucho apreciado. And I’m no polyglot, but I think apreciado is Spanish for goose. So. Much geese.
Velocitator
I don't laugh nowadays, not since BadGear covered my analog tube lungs and i had to stop breathing
Well. Definitely breathe, please.
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
More on the way! Check out my latest video, too! It’s NotaKlön; it’s KlotaNön.
Thank you!
You're welcome! Thank YOU for watching!!
The only way to collapse warble in real time is with a tap tempo button and a flux capacitor. Marty !!!!
My wring no output condenser is my most used pedal
I like using a steam bucket and 20 feet of horizon refraction to REALLY get my timbre jiving.
Lmao!!! So glad im not a normal human... 🤘
Me too, pal. Me too.
I need mid set static on my board.
Don’t we all.
Clever, beautiful, clear
I’ll give you something I haven’t shared with the group. It’s groundbreaking, so you have to keep it between us…. The Persimmon Basqiuat Lemon Reverb ISN’T a voluminous quake throttle. It’s a balsamic cornivathe that has SIX detritus boosters and corrugated radio capsules. Not many people know that.
Really good compressor as I am looking for a real workhorse pedal that I can reliably gig and tour with! Thanks 🙏
Rock on!
Also, if you were asking for a recommendation, Wampler and Keeley (in my opinion) make the best compressors.
lol.... this is amazing
@bozosaurus666 Thank you! It’s about the silliest, laziest thing I’ve done on here and it blew up!
Warble collapse. So good! Hahahahaha
Nothing better than melodocious convelsing strides to really get some gain wind and frankle repeats😃
@@amplethought *John Bohlinger voice* For sure man, those mids are scooped and haunting at the same time, like, is that a BOSS strymon earthquaker muff model you're cab sim-ing? Man, so cool!
*innocent retail store worker* Sir, this is a futon...
*John Belligerentinger* Sure, sure, that's cool. So what are those, 4 by 12s or or is it a boutique mod set up?
@@Londonjefsomething Absolutely perfect.
@@amplethought I can't take credit for that, it's a paraphrased Pat Finnerty bit from one of his videos... maybe the Kravitz bowl one, I forget right now.
Pat Finnerty’s channel recommended this video, it turns out! Woohoo!
Why does this feel like a Homestar Runner cartoon somehow?
Because Chapman has been tangentially influential.
@@amplethought or would you say their influence is… t e r t i a r y ? ? ?
I might.
Narrated by Blue Steel
Incredible.
I missed a few points, but I think the idea is pretty much included. 🤣
None of these pedals are on Reverb.
Just have to stick with my Wampjhsbosmonix I guess.
Wampjhsbosmonix is a real workhorse I use for my butter-shrouding plippy rev-dom band. Imagine if Mike Tyson had a blues metal band that only covered Deftones songs recorded in F#maj. Then cross that with Creed, Patsy Cline, and Styx. Then add a horn section mainly consisting of two dozen sousaphones and trombones. Then add barley and FunDip. Boom. That’s rev-dom in a nutshell. But not cashews. Which I don’t think come in a shell. But NEVER cashews. That’s very important. Iron Mike don’t mess around.
You were watching Zoolander the night before you made this.
Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t. Like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop, the world may never know. 😌
Kissing fingers!
Was this a dig at Marty Schwartz?
He would definitely find this amusing.
Also, wish you could do one for Amplifiers/Speaker cabinets.
I would never. I use to play with Marty in D.C./ Maryland area. And he might find it amusing- very laid back, very charismatic dude.
And yes, I could probably do one for amps. Good idea! 👍🏼
Surprised you didn't cover the new turbo encabulator. Those hydrocoptic marzlevanes really smooth out the waneshaft and prevent side-fumbling completely.
But no one but you and I know what a waneshaft even is. So…
YO A Quake Throttle?
I heard Johnny Salmon used one of those on the Critically acclaimed 1974 album "This Discount Slushie is going to my gut"
Really influential for the time, definitely a unique album that you somehow have heard of 100 times but have never listened to and when you do listen to it the album sounds just okay
They even invented the word "Slushie"!
ALL THE GREATS INVENT THEIR OWN WORDS. Just ask Anthony Burgess. And I guess George W.?
I would buy the YOLO bolo DXTrodd
Don’t forget to adjust the Fornchlor for syncopated dotting! You can goorble the yathe and demean the ratcheting if you turn the wush knob to 4. But also, no one ever thinks to grab your DAW and compress betrimont before the end of the chain. Get the tails of the monument parsel and crank that baby up past the listing moon. Remember the YOLO stands for, “You Own Limiting Overdrive.” But shhh 🤫 No one else knows that.
You left out the part where all the pedals sound exactly the same.
Omg, I DID forget. This is why I need an editor. Thank you, kind samaritan!
I’ll make sure to include it in my next pedal video!
@@amplethought no problem.