I know a sentence no one has ever said before "I was the one who borrowed a chicken nugget shaped fanny pack from Michael Jordan in 2010 and didn't return it until 2015."
i have a friend, he is very conventionally attractive, he hates interacting with most people, he has said on multiple occasions that he wishes he was short and ugly
I was hanging out at the post office alone eating a pickle dipped in soy sauce. The second I skipped to the Chris brown part of the song, a genie gave me 3 wishes and I wished to be fat short and ugly
as someone who has never said these sentences before i agree
Same 😂
the second one is every single commercial in 2023
If anyone says this they are an npc
But an npc is generic, no generic people would say this
I have said these before…. I guess I’m an npc, I guess my friends were right I am an N P C
That's not an NPC, that's being an delusional human being that needs help.
I do go to the post office instead of hanging out-
DON'T WORRY ITS NOT OUT OF CHOICE
this
That Chris brown one hit my heart 💀
Mine too
Geometry dash wasn’t one of my childhood video games
- literally no one
Dumb Ways To Die and PvZ were where it was at, I didn't really like Geometry dash.
I said that
My dolfin is buying a tesla from George Washington with my credit card brb.
Most unrealistic part of that, is you having a credit card
The post office💀🤣
There is a universe where something someone would never say was their favorite food would be a big mac!
“I h8 being attractive I wish I was fat and short”
-Santa has left the chat
My favourite food has to be blue cheese
I can I agree on the post office because it takes forever
the people he was talking to: BRO GET THE FU-
Bro hanging out at the post office is lit you should try it sometime
The only person to go to a post office are Animal Crossing players
As someone who plays animal crossing I agree
Something about how he said
“Post office” 😂😂😂
No pickles dipped in pink sauce😂😂😂😂
You were close, I like pickles (from Mc Donald’s) dipped in tangy bbq sauce(it has soy sauce in it)
As someone who's skinny-fat, INSANELY ugly beyond belief, and short, I can confirm the last thing you'd want is to be like me 👍
That one sarcastic kid:
He described HASBULLA in the second one😂😂
Great now I’m questioning whether I should exist nor not am I ugly 😢😢
I think the last one might be an exception
Things nobody has said: what’s your favorite bug? Oh, probably a mosquito.
People who work at the post office when they hear the 4th one: 🗿
Pregnant moms may say the first one lmao
No fr because omg 😔
"pickles dipped in soy sauce" i cant anymore
I know a sentence no one has ever said before
"I was the one who borrowed a chicken nugget shaped fanny pack from Michael Jordan in 2010 and didn't return it until 2015."
I can confirm nobody has ever said that
As someone that says all of this on a daily basis, im suprised no one else had said it before
Things no one has ever said before: velma is a great show
Instead of the post office, you should say the library
Jalapeño's in ketchup mixed with mustard is amazing
i have a friend, he is very conventionally attractive, he hates interacting with most people, he has said on multiple occasions that he wishes he was short and ugly
Another thing nobody has said: sorry I can’t hang out I’m going to read at the library 🎉
“My favorite food? Probably mayonnaise”
When my sister in law was pregnant, her favourite food was pickles dipped in soy sauce 😭😭😭
U JUST SAID IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF US💀
RIP FLY HIGH🕊️
Paddy pimlet 😂
Tbh that second one makes sense girls are confusing
Yup, and boys are very sus to there homes alright..
As someone who doesn’t like picked I agree. A sentence no one should be allowed to say: I ate a Kit Kat without breaking it
technically biting it is breaking it, so you'd have to be able to just.. swallow it.
@@bigmooscles7067 you know what I mean. Are you one of those psychopaths?
@@CubeUP049 I eat my KitKat in a new way every time. It entertains me to see people overreact.
@@bigmooscles7067 nooooooo
The 2nd one just described twitter
When he said the cris brown part in superhero that angered me bro 💀
I was hanging out at the post office alone eating a pickle dipped in soy sauce. The second I skipped to the Chris brown part of the song, a genie gave me 3 wishes and I wished to be fat short and ugly
This kid at my school eats tomato sauce with watermelon 🍉. HE HAS NO FRIENDS
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
nah bro had the balls to roast gigachad💀💀💀
pickles dipped in soy sauce 💀
"I'm gonna be at the post office can't hang out."
my 6 yr old self literally drinking soy sauce alone
Pickles dipped in soy sauce hits different
I do not like pickles but I do like burger pickles but not store bought jar pickles only burger picked pickles
Nah that’s crazy my favorite food is cereal specifically with the milk poured in first (that’s truly something nobody has said before)
my friend does this, but his reasoning is genius.
Bro's getting creative
Even worse than any of these which my friend said that I don't like pulling out so many girls
I’m not gonna like pickles are actually good but not in soy sauce. That’s a Dylan move
I love pickles dipped in soy sauce 😢😢😢
Rip 🪦 Dylan ❤
“What pickles dipped in soy sauce is the best” (JK)💀💀💀
Mb guy I gotta walk my pet paraplegic
Only british people should say the last one
Something else: “Man I love school, I wish it was on 9 days a week”- No one
"i love eating hamburger mush dipped in my diarrhea from taco bell left out in the clogged toilet for a week"
Here’s one more MOM WTF WHERE MY PIZZA ROLLS, The last one who did that died…
Post office 💀
Bro the first one literally is an npcs diet
I won a vehicle once.
FLY HIGH DAWG (^///^)🥵🥵🥵🥵🤡🤠🤡🥸🥸🙉🙈🙉🙊😽😽💩💩💩💩💩💩☠️👻
Pickles and soy sauce actually kinda sounds good
Bro he just said them😂
Well if you think about it if someone said these things they are most likely not npcs. We would be npcs for being so basic.
but i do hate being slightly attractive, people always grope
Pickles with soy sauce actually looks like a fire combo 🔥
Metro boomin make it boom make it boom boom
I would like pickles dipped in soy sauce but add on some wnba to be extra unique
Wow
I think the last one probably been said before
I go to the post office😅
Bayashi:1 one is my favourite
Aye, I like pickles dipped in soy sauce
The first one was what I said
“When I get older ima move to Wyoming”
I do not like being ‘attractive’ but I do not wish to be fat and ugly, which btw do NOT correlate with one another
Heres something else nobody has ever said before
(I read the terms and conditions of games)
That last one's a little bit SUS🤨🤨🤨🤨
I have ate pickles and soy sauce… I liked it
bro had be at pickles
Pickles are goated but aint no way they aint my favorite with soy sauce
What kind of pet do i own? I own SEA MONKEYS (or worms)
Guess I’m just weird because I say all of these things on a regular basis
Wait a second you just said it tho!!
No one has ever and will never say these things,I’m some how so early
I like pickles and soy sauce 😭
cucumber with soy sauce is not bad tho in asia we did it that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice drip
bro i have said everything on this list
As a verified not npc/boomer I agree
So fax bro
Skipping futures part is illegal