What people don't understand is that gen alpha isn't going to always speak in cocomelonese, sensory videos for babies won't carry on through the entirety of their childhoods, they will grow up.
Very true, they’ll grow up. When I was like 10 years old my humour was entirely based on YTP and MLG edits but 10 year olds are very young and they change easily
I think most people kinda know that and are speaking in hyperbole. Also, thanks for using the term "sensory video," I'd never heard that phrase before but that helped me realize Cocomelon belongs to the same category of media as the "Baby Bach" videos that my parents played for my little sister.
30 year olds regularly quote Sponge Bob and Barney the dinosaur, and will do so until their deaths, I don't buy that Cocomelonese won't play a part in Gen Alpha's lexicon for a second.
Regarding the post of "That is what the internet is like", it's more like this: Imagine a "best kept secret" little restaurant where you and your friends hang out because no one knows about it and no one bothers you. Then, a corporation bought the place, then expanded it and advertised it so everyone knows about it and goes there, so your hangout spot is now full of the loud, rude, obnoxious people you were trying to get away from, but there's nowhere else to hang out so you're stuck here. That's the internet.
I love how Andy has become a sort of magical being that P.M. Seymour can call upon to request strange trickery. Like a strange cross between a genie, a poltergeist, and a Stand from that JoJo anime.
This horror prefers the winter because colder weather counteracts eldritch metabolic rates. (seriously...i melt in 65F...help!) The no people thing is nice too I guess. 'Cept the ones that are out can't FECKIN DRIVE!
Kyurem, the shrivelled and husk-like remnants of a dragon that played a major role in the founding of Unova, a region based on New York but is meant to largely symbolize the US as a whole, looks like Europe. The implications, intentional or not, are very strong.
@@nobodyinparticular3982 I have confirmed whether or not I hate everyone/thing else in Europe from 40,000bc to 2022ad. The Brits (and the precursors to Germans) are the only ones I haven't fully tracked down do to the history of sailing and lack of documentation. Still trying to figure out how to break past that 40k barrier. If it wasn't obvious, I am mostly joking. The only part that isn't a joke is that I haven't fully reviewed my opinion of every Brit and that I haven't liked the ones I've met thus far.
The "horrors prefer to be out in wintertime" one reminds me of this D&D campaign I'm in, where the world is plunged into eternal winter. Which explains the shadowy rat people, and the weeping angels, and that one vampire, but the vampire was cool, she gave us breakfast.
@@amberdolphin1210 the Doctor Who variety, although they were sailors. Like, sailor statues that only moved when we weren't looking. Our druid got stabbed by their pickaxes several times.
@@toothfairy10133 no black pudding, only the druid's dubious cooking, cause he wanted to help (he got a crush on the vampire). She was actually sincerely nice to us, which was great, because a session later, we got kidnapped by pirates.
0:25 literally me yesterday when I conveniently forgot the entire day that I was supposed to have an appointment with my PSYCHIATRIST and only remembered when I was laying awake at 1 am
2:06 OK, but like - imagine a platform in the middle of a pool with a round table (maybe the DM sitting in a hole in the middle?) and all the players sitting around it, and once someone rolls a Nat1 DM pushes a button and that person's chair just swings back throwing them backwards into the pool, and the game proceeds as normal
When i feel suspiciously relaxed i get paranoid about either of my parents busting into my room getting mad that i didnt do something. I dont get stressed i get scarred.
That second one hits especially hard considering the Sonic Storybook games, and that's why I propose we get an adaptation of Treasure Island that just has Sonic characters playing every character except whoever would be the funniest one to make a completely normal non-eggman dude.
I love how I'm starting to recognise blogs after using Tumblr now, like YEAH I know Catboybiologist they're cool!!! Pukicho nonetheless somehow transcends tumblr, I've known that fecker for yoinks
So.... the situation at 3:12 was literally something my great grandfather went thru. Like they got stationed together and for a good while after they were actually friends and it lead to my grandma catsitting for Elvis once she was old enough to be trusted.
It's the software design equivalent of retail stores constantly shuffling their produce around for absolutely no fucking reason because management told them to. It's infuriating, helps no one, and wastes inordinate amounts of time and effort. But corpos think they're brainhacking customers to trick you into spending more so they'll just keep doing it.
As someone who has worked as a grocery stocker for 8 years, I'm convinced that 40% of companies changing their packaging is to trick people who swore their products off into buying them again. (There are cans of Dole pineapple rings on our shelf with three different label styles and expiration dates within 2 years of each other)
I get the feeling that Eggman is definitely an A-class villain, but the problem is that he's up against an armor-piercing hedgehog equivalent of The Flash.
1:10 I just flashed back to the early web fad of hyperlinks spontaneously going from normal font size to MAXIMUM HEADER SIZE when you moused over them so it was either impossible to click on them properly or your entire browser window would scroll up or down by a chunk so you'd lose your place.
0:30 I'D LIKE TO NOTE THAT that us the map of EU before Croatia joined. But I like the idea of the Balkans and eastern Europe just .... not being Europe ..... makes way too much sense TBH
Ah, yes! We call those mono hand puppets. If you get a second puppeteer, you can work both hands. Now I wanna see someone flipping the lid* with an Eggman puppet. It'd look good for when he's losing his cool as Sonic trashes some bots. *It's where only the top of the puppet's head moves to open the mouth, instead of the puppet's jaw.
So fun fact, my mom’s a physical therapist and one of her patients was a soldier who was in the war with Elvis. He said Elvis was a real piece of sh*t.
3:24 could literally happen with Gal Gadot. she was a military fitness instructor, and could potentially be called back to the military, or join back on her own volition
1:35 dunno what they're talking about. it's already happening with blud, gyatt, mid, vanilla girl, rizz and many more gen alpha terms. either we adapt or ignore.
The one at 1:02 is personal to me because the other day when I tried to click on the X button of an ad, it switched to a download button when I hovered over it. I don't know WHAt it was, but it made me mad!
Better idea for the take at 2:11, instead of playing D&D by the pool your playing in the pool on a table sitting on an inflatable island and if you roll a nat 1 or die you get pushed in by the DM and other members
Okay so... why is that map of Europe missing Norway, Switzerland, Belarus, Ukraine, Andorra, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Albania, Montenegro and Kosovo? Are they not part of Europe? Do they not actually exist? Have the maps been lying to me? I know someone who went on vacation to Norway once, Did they just disappear into a void of non-existence for a month and come back with doctored photos? I NEED ANSWERS.
One correction for "what it's like being on the internet": those are opera glasses you handed out to any who wanted to they could WATCH you frolicking. You don't have to post videos of yourself goofing off, and if you don't, those people won't be watching you. He's at fault for watching you, sure, but you're also at fault for deliberately putting a recording of yourself up and inviting people to watch.
That is.............a really bizarre take? Being in public is an invitation for hate now? Is having a house an invitation for burglars? Is having money an invitation to be robbed? Is wearing something short a request for sexual harassment? The internet is public, but social media is personally curated. If I don't like someone's post, I can a) keep scrolling, or b) block them. These people choose to engage, and they choose to be malicious about it. That is the problem. You can scream and froth at the mouth all you want, but don't bring that nonsense to some stranger's doorstep.
What people don't understand is that gen alpha isn't going to always speak in cocomelonese, sensory videos for babies won't carry on through the entirety of their childhoods, they will grow up.
Okay, but consider this:
Several cans of oil
Very true, they’ll grow up. When I was like 10 years old my humour was entirely based on YTP and MLG edits but 10 year olds are very young and they change easily
I think most people kinda know that and are speaking in hyperbole.
Also, thanks for using the term "sensory video," I'd never heard that phrase before but that helped me realize Cocomelon belongs to the same category of media as the "Baby Bach" videos that my parents played for my little sister.
@@howdoipickaname9815 Considered.
30 year olds regularly quote Sponge Bob and Barney the dinosaur, and will do so until their deaths, I don't buy that Cocomelonese won't play a part in Gen Alpha's lexicon for a second.
I am henceforth coining the term freeaboo, someone obsesses with western culture to the point they pronounce every word the American was.
The cultural dichotomy of teeaboos and freeaboos- an essay written by YOU GOTCHA NOW YOU GOTTA DO IT NERD *runs away *
That's already a thing, they're called westaboos. Hirihiko Araki is a good example
Isn't Canada also western?
@@zeldaenby224Can't forget Keiji Igarashi
Sorry, laserpig already did that.
Regarding the post of "That is what the internet is like", it's more like this: Imagine a "best kept secret" little restaurant where you and your friends hang out because no one knows about it and no one bothers you. Then, a corporation bought the place, then expanded it and advertised it so everyone knows about it and goes there, so your hangout spot is now full of the loud, rude, obnoxious people you were trying to get away from, but there's nowhere else to hang out so you're stuck here. That's the internet.
1:17 That's why garlic is a vampire's weakness..... because they're the only thing sexier than vampires
New idea: Vampire killer who always wears fishnets... and keeps a fishnet filled with garlic which they use to beat the vampires to death with.
I love how Andy has become a sort of magical being that P.M. Seymour can call upon to request strange trickery. Like a strange cross between a genie, a poltergeist, and a Stand from that JoJo anime.
I've always interpreted it as PM is a warlock and Andy is their patron
@@zavodila9279 Wait, does that make Lixian a patron of the warlock Markiplier?
Andy 🤝 Lixian
That JoJo anime
@@Daelyah I feel like Markiplier just adopted a pixie that half the times fucks with him during his videos.
1:57 I'm a horror, now.
That's legitimately a huge part of why I like winter. No people.
This horror prefers the winter because colder weather counteracts eldritch metabolic rates. (seriously...i melt in 65F...help!) The no people thing is nice too I guess. 'Cept the ones that are out can't FECKIN DRIVE!
Kyurem, the shrivelled and husk-like remnants of a dragon that played a major role in the founding of Unova, a region based on New York but is meant to largely symbolize the US as a whole, looks like Europe. The implications, intentional or not, are very strong.
But I like Kyruem and don't like Brits (not fully verified, but I have yet to meet one I like.)
@nullpoint3346 Well, I guess it's a good thing Europe has more than Britain
@@nobodyinparticular3982 I have confirmed whether or not I hate everyone/thing else in Europe from 40,000bc to 2022ad. The Brits (and the precursors to Germans) are the only ones I haven't fully tracked down do to the history of sailing and lack of documentation.
Still trying to figure out how to break past that 40k barrier.
If it wasn't obvious, I am mostly joking.
The only part that isn't a joke is that I haven't fully reviewed my opinion of every Brit and that I haven't liked the ones I've met thus far.
@@nobodyinparticular3982 Oh and I do really like Kyureum.
The "horrors prefer to be out in wintertime" one reminds me of this D&D campaign I'm in, where the world is plunged into eternal winter. Which explains the shadowy rat people, and the weeping angels, and that one vampire, but the vampire was cool, she gave us breakfast.
When you say Weeping Angels, do you mean Doctor Who Weeping Angels or actual, boo-hoo-hoo angels?
hey uh. did you. did you ever ask the vampire what was in that breakfast. was there a suspiciously large amount of black pudding on that plate.
@@amberdolphin1210 the Doctor Who variety, although they were sailors. Like, sailor statues that only moved when we weren't looking. Our druid got stabbed by their pickaxes several times.
@@toothfairy10133 no black pudding, only the druid's dubious cooking, cause he wanted to help (he got a crush on the vampire). She was actually sincerely nice to us, which was great, because a session later, we got kidnapped by pirates.
@@LucasCaminha Cool!
4:15 ah yes, the faukemupinator. The first weapon used by Dr. Doofinschmirts in an m-rated reboot series....
To be fair, he did make an axinator. It was just an axe with a self destruct button on the side.
@@MrMoron-qn5rxclearly I've watched the wrong pnf episodes if I missed that
Not to be confused with the faukamupetnator, which causes everyone hit by it to have a strong desire to have sex with a muppet
@@starkeeper_youtube its from an actual movie, the latest one i believe: candace against the universe.
@@MrMoron-qn5rx"You know, Axe-idents can happen."
0:25 literally me yesterday when I conveniently forgot the entire day that I was supposed to have an appointment with my PSYCHIATRIST and only remembered when I was laying awake at 1 am
2:06 OK, but like - imagine a platform in the middle of a pool with a round table (maybe the DM sitting in a hole in the middle?) and all the players sitting around it, and once someone rolls a Nat1 DM pushes a button and that person's chair just swings back throwing them backwards into the pool, and the game proceeds as normal
me clawing my way back up out of the water like a wet rat
I was thinking that the players could be sitting with their backs to the pool, and if someone rolls a 1, the DM just kicks their chair in.
Ah, the wet version of dr evil
Wonderful. WONDERFUL. You. Are. A genius. /gen
When i feel suspiciously relaxed i get paranoid about either of my parents busting into my room getting mad that i didnt do something.
I dont get stressed i get scarred.
That second one hits especially hard considering the Sonic Storybook games, and that's why I propose we get an adaptation of Treasure Island that just has Sonic characters playing every character except whoever would be the funniest one to make a completely normal non-eggman dude.
so Muppet treasure island but with sonic characters and no tim curry
Who do you think plays the normal person?@@camp002
I appreciate how the FaukEmUpInator sounds like unresolvable object collision.
0:59 No, no, that feeling is "hungry".
3:46
So what you're saying is, on the internet, you are either Spongebob or Squidward?
With the exception that everything under the Amazon umbrella is clearly owned by Mr. Krabs.
@@aprildenham5376 Is it bad that I immediately imagined Jeffy Boi doing Mr. Krabbs' laugh?
3:24 male kpop idols in the military probably
oh wait pm literally mentioned bts not a second later whoops
*Implying that E.A. care if they're giving you what is basically malware*
When you roll a nat 20 does that mean you can push the dm into the pool?
Only for things where RAW states a nat 20 is a guaranteed success.
0:21 You're laughing but that's canonically exactly the case
[Looks at the Kyurope post]
[Looks outside]
... Yyyyyep.
I love how I'm starting to recognise blogs after using Tumblr now, like YEAH I know Catboybiologist they're cool!!!
Pukicho nonetheless somehow transcends tumblr, I've known that fecker for yoinks
3:30 insert person that just quit the internet here.
You know which one you're thinking of.
3:53 I AM TRYING TO WATCH THE BIRDS AND I AM ALREADY OVERSTIMULATED. GET OUT OF THE WAY. PLEASE
So.... the situation at 3:12 was literally something my great grandfather went thru.
Like they got stationed together and for a good while after they were actually friends and it lead to my grandma catsitting for Elvis once she was old enough to be trusted.
0:36 Kyeurope
New pokemon region looks sick
2:55 WHERE'S DOCTOR SHERMAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM! SOMEONE SEND THIS TO HIM QUICK - Containment Specialist Rogers
Ok but now I'm imagining Sonic characters as Muppets and idk how I feel about it-
It's a blursed image
The Muppets Take Angel Island
It's the software design equivalent of retail stores constantly shuffling their produce around for absolutely no fucking reason because management told them to. It's infuriating, helps no one, and wastes inordinate amounts of time and effort. But corpos think they're brainhacking customers to trick you into spending more so they'll just keep doing it.
As someone who has worked as a grocery stocker for 8 years, I'm convinced that 40% of companies changing their packaging is to trick people who swore their products off into buying them again. (There are cans of Dole pineapple rings on our shelf with three different label styles and expiration dates within 2 years of each other)
2:00 That's why the Snow Queen likes it. She's misanthropic.
I get the feeling that Eggman is definitely an A-class villain, but the problem is that he's up against an armor-piercing hedgehog equivalent of The Flash.
4:00 i must warn you that i am in fact not the one with the opera glasses /lh
We're all frogs. We came from a tadpole and a gelatinous egg and grew in liquid.
Why would you say this to me?
Three seconds in.. and I’m laughing.
Here we go.
00.34
*bass boosted bill wurtz voice* “COLONIZATION~”
0:18 Future transmacs be like
1:10 I just flashed back to the early web fad of hyperlinks spontaneously going from normal font size to MAXIMUM HEADER SIZE when you moused over them so it was either impossible to click on them properly or your entire browser window would scroll up or down by a chunk so you'd lose your place.
And if you're playing D&D in death valley, push 'em into a pool for all rolls _except_ a nat 1.
2:18 Rincewind is that you?
I am now on Tumblr thanks to your vids.
Doofinshmirtz's greatest invention yet: the Fauqemup-inator
1:35 thank you op, aka “Tony the tiger’s juicy armpit”
1:04 This is called Dark Patterns. Sounds way cooler than it is.
0:30 I'D LIKE TO NOTE THAT that us the map of EU before Croatia joined.
But I like the idea of the Balkans and eastern Europe just .... not being Europe ..... makes way too much sense TBH
EU and Europe are not the same
Also we should have included on the map French Guinea
@@DLCS-2 I know
@@DLCS-2 .... and French Polynesia!
0:34 Kyurope
2:39 I hope this is THE Jordan Morris.
Garlic. You agree.
Eggman os one of the Muppets that use actually human hands as part of the character, like the Swedish chef
Ah, yes! We call those mono hand puppets. If you get a second puppeteer, you can work both hands.
Now I wanna see someone flipping the lid* with an Eggman puppet. It'd look good for when he's losing his cool as Sonic trashes some bots.
*It's where only the top of the puppet's head moves to open the mouth, instead of the puppet's jaw.
That last one sounds like something Shang Qinghua would say to Mobei-jun at some point 😂
Anyone who read SVSSS?
4:16 You can't just call something an "Inator" and not include a self destruct button!
1:35 the fact I did not understand that helps me to think I'm not as terminally online as I think I'm
Top shelf outro as always
So fun fact, my mom’s a physical therapist and one of her patients was a soldier who was in the war with Elvis. He said Elvis was a real piece of sh*t.
No wonder I relate to monsters
Eggman is to the Sonic games what Statler and Waldorf are to the Muppets
To be fair, in South Korea, it's going to be a much more common thing to be enlisted with some celebrity than it is in the US
3:24 could literally happen with Gal Gadot. she was a military fitness instructor, and could potentially be called back to the military, or join back on her own volition
0:12 Coo cooo ka choo
0:57 Melancholy
0:00 as a Texan who aspires to be a catgirl: this is me
Tumblr and garlic are too of my favourite things so I am very happy to have found this video
That last one's url gave me a bit of panic
@1:20 i hate that all of that made since but i am laughing so hard send help you've destroyed the destroyer of timeliiii.......
@3:00 I HAVE EATEN YOUR "neutron star" SANDWITCH I AM ALIVE!!!!!~~~~
1:35 dunno what they're talking about. it's already happening with blud, gyatt, mid, vanilla girl, rizz and many more gen alpha terms. either we adapt or ignore.
Sir whoever made the post about europe kyurem. _what did you do to Norway? Where is it?_
reanimation sickness is a thing
The one at 1:02 is personal to me because the other day when I tried to click on the X button of an ad, it switched to a download button when I hovered over it. I don't know WHAt it was, but it made me mad!
first one is me every time i say meowdy nyall (hence the pfp)
Better idea for the take at 2:11, instead of playing D&D by the pool your playing in the pool on a table sitting on an inflatable island and if you roll a nat 1 or die you get pushed in by the DM and other members
Awesome 🤩
K Y E U R O P E
It all comes back to Unova, doesn’t it?
eggman is both wholly egg and wholly man
SONIC MENTIONED WAHOOOO
THE AUTISM HAS BEEN PLEAASSED
Me: immediately likes the video after the first post because I’m raging so hard that I have to like it or else my rage was for nothing
i find it funny how the kyurem post showed a map of the europian union and not a map of europe as switzerland and some other countries are missing
The opera glasses aren't voluntary.
Case and point you think I came here to have this conversation about metaphorical opera glasses.
I DID NOT.
1:46 fun fact: its actually because his FATHER is dead! Not a joke!
Kyurope.
The dragon is colonialism
The Kyurem thing is a cool and all but why is Scandinavia shaped like that?
'T was but a jest mylord!
Garlic Jr.?
1:28 Can Someone Translate Please?
No, no, no. Clearly Dr. Eggman is a walrus. Did the Beatles teach us nothing?
wow!!
Meowdy nya’ll
I feel like I should say something because I'm early but idk what
Wow it IS early. Huh.
Love me some garlic
hi
Shit I'm late, uhhhhhhh am I a mannnn or am I mobian (am I a mobian)
neat
Okay so... why is that map of Europe missing Norway, Switzerland, Belarus, Ukraine, Andorra, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Albania, Montenegro and Kosovo? Are they not part of Europe? Do they not actually exist? Have the maps been lying to me? I know someone who went on vacation to Norway once, Did they just disappear into a void of non-existence for a month and come back with doctored photos? I NEED ANSWERS.
funny haha comment for the algorithm
Kyeurope
0:36 haha switzerland isn't real
You make tumblr sound fun. It's not.
One correction for "what it's like being on the internet": those are opera glasses you handed out to any who wanted to they could WATCH you frolicking. You don't have to post videos of yourself goofing off, and if you don't, those people won't be watching you. He's at fault for watching you, sure, but you're also at fault for deliberately putting a recording of yourself up and inviting people to watch.
That is.............a really bizarre take? Being in public is an invitation for hate now? Is having a house an invitation for burglars? Is having money an invitation to be robbed? Is wearing something short a request for sexual harassment?
The internet is public, but social media is personally curated. If I don't like someone's post, I can a) keep scrolling, or b) block them. These people choose to engage, and they choose to be malicious about it. That is the problem. You can scream and froth at the mouth all you want, but don't bring that nonsense to some stranger's doorstep.