TORO means BULL - Or Is It A Pussy?

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  • Опубліковано 16 січ 2025

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  • @robbyrocksoo
    @robbyrocksoo Місяць тому +14

    I told my friend that I just bought a new tent. He asked how many people does it sleep, and I said 6. He asked how many people does it sleep comfortably? I said: None, it's a tent.

  • @W0lframAlpha8133
    @W0lframAlpha8133 Місяць тому +38

    Wargaming is going to be more comfortable with your money than you will be with their tanks. 🤷

  • @W0lframAlpha8133
    @W0lframAlpha8133 Місяць тому +19

    Thank God for Claus' videos. They take one's mind off the shit show of life and focus it on the shit show of WoT. 😂

  • @CptCoitus
    @CptCoitus Місяць тому +8

    I wish Wargaming would come out with a "Beverly Hillbillies" package that just straps a bunch of old furniture on my tank

  • @Manstrual
    @Manstrual Місяць тому +6

    Putting the pizza box in front of the cupola is genius

  • @davidmarkham9027
    @davidmarkham9027 Місяць тому +17

    2 TORO's in a game is a load of bull!

  • @matthewschauenburg
    @matthewschauenburg Місяць тому +10

    My level of comfort is hardwired to the affordability of things in life.

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT Місяць тому +4

    on the 2nd game, enemies are not even firing "chocolate cocktail" shells into him, theyre using the economy ap ammo and penning the Toro

  • @voidwizard2067
    @voidwizard2067 Місяць тому +22

    Zero Christmas boxes.

    • @johncodmore
      @johncodmore Місяць тому +3

      Unless you like the advent calander, when I think you will get a free one.

    • @Born_4_Battle
      @Born_4_Battle Місяць тому +2

      Same here my friend. $380 CAN for 240 boxes of virtual goods? No freakin' way! WG are scum.

    • @morstyrannis1951
      @morstyrannis1951 Місяць тому +1

      Claus tells us WG guarantees one premium tank in fifty boxes. But they don’t sell fifty boxes…you have to buy more!

  • @0303ewan
    @0303ewan Місяць тому +5

    I got this tank from the boxes and played it a couple of times.
    I find it is team-dependant. When I had an adequate team I had a great game and with the muppet team I had a terrible game.
    Great firepower, not so great armor.
    About the boxes 🎁: I bought 53 (28 mixed + 25 Magic boxes).
    Got all the small tanks, the Torro, a 3-d style for the M 53/55 arty, almost 2 months of premium account, 15 - 18 000 gold (didn't count exactly), 3 useless 3-d elements.
    All the tanks fell from the Magic boxes.

    • @francisfelter608
      @francisfelter608 Місяць тому

      I spent $120. Got IX DZT, VIII 50TP pr, VIII ELC Ever 90, Contradictous, and XM57TD for the upper tier. A multitude of lower tier tanks, most I already sold for credits, but kept two tier fives I liked. 99 days of premium, 105 personnal reserves, and over 8 million credits and 28,000 gold. I was able to take my tier IX US TD to X with the credits as well as buy a few tanks with the gold. But as you mentioned, which I find true with many of these new tanks, they are team dependent (slow as hell too). They each have neat little tricks to them, but also have weaknesses. The good thing I'm finding is that with all these extracredits with the 99 premium days is I will be able to achieve the Leopard by then.

  • @sultanbev
    @sultanbev Місяць тому +5

    6:38 The difference between AP and APCR muzzle velocities is also historically accurate, which might seem a bit off-characteristic for WG these days, but there you go.
    At the same time HEAT shells should have a lower muzzle velocity than standard AP rounds in most cases, dunno if WG model that or not?

  • @stevecastellarin698
    @stevecastellarin698 Місяць тому +10

    Are these tanks with pizza boxes on top also doubling as Dominos delivery trucks?!?! 😂

    • @rebeccaknox2567
      @rebeccaknox2567 Місяць тому

      I want bunny ears on an O-Ni for christmas!

  • @jack-xf6il
    @jack-xf6il Місяць тому +9

    Muppets on your team - muppets on enemy team - is balanced!

  • @haroldvoss5886
    @haroldvoss5886 Місяць тому +5

    The best thing about Christmas boxes this year, from my perspective is, the massive savings..
    Yeah saved a ton of cash this year,
    BUT
    I aint "played" this in over a year..

  • @Vic-Bee
    @Vic-Bee Місяць тому +2

    To me, financial success is the ability to fly business on all flights without looking at cost. I’m getting there, but in the meantime I can live vicariously spending a couple hundred $ on Christmas loot boxes.

  • @WadmanP
    @WadmanP Місяць тому +1

    That second game was almost a Game of Throws by the Selma.

  • @dogrudiyosun
    @dogrudiyosun Місяць тому

    I have more respect to river salmons than many people who are disguised animals within the crowd.

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 Місяць тому +7

    Ddaaadddyyyyy can I play your Selma tank…I have a 30% win rate at tier 2! I am ready for the Selma.

  • @user-me6dx6xk1g
    @user-me6dx6xk1g Місяць тому +4

    Good morning Claus. For to say!

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT Місяць тому

    didnt expect a well seasoned title from mister Claus Kellerman, the UA-cam sensation

  • @samjohnson466
    @samjohnson466 Місяць тому +5

    Tier IX light tank, I've seen better spotting in tier V. WTF. I've not played this game in 10 months, reasons. I can't keep track of all these tanks now there are so many bizarre ones. Is the Selma a premium? Is that how this muppet got into tier IX? Tanks a lot Claus, fun video.

  • @randomfist797
    @randomfist797 Місяць тому +1

    Love the title. All options laid out.

  • @vincentwiddershoven2122
    @vincentwiddershoven2122 Місяць тому +2

    3 patches ago i desided to NOT buy any premium ammo any more. At that time i had to sell half of my tanks jyst to keep the ones i stil had in the game. Now i only shoot the regulaar stuf and 1 or 2 kits per game. Saved me allot of credits wich are hard to make in this game nowadays... Now back to the video... 😂 Yip, the Selma did not do good oon that day, lol. Great video Claus!!!

  • @MalejJestrab
    @MalejJestrab 29 днів тому

    hey man, just discovered you recently and I'm having a blast with your videos 😂 btw the "Š" in "Šelma" is pronounced exactly the same as the english "sh". 😁

  • @tobiasmarkstrom6250
    @tobiasmarkstrom6250 Місяць тому

    In the first game he has the prem ammo on no 1. The prem ammo is heat and has 315 pen. Reglar ammo 248 pen and higher velocity.

  • @Offroadworks
    @Offroadworks Місяць тому +9

    I have been playing WOT for over 10 years. It's very sad to see it becoming more of a "pay to play" arcade style game than what it used to be. The MM has been blessing me with 3-15 losses 7 out of 10 games lately. RNG sucks when you are in a Stug firing premium ammo at point blank, fully aimed on the side of a KV1 (think 90 degrees right next to it) and the rear of the turret, and it bounces 4 times. The game has become a joke. I wish there was something better but there's not. I just keep going enjoying the 1 or 2 games out of 10 that are enjoyable.

    • @zxzxzxzxzx00
      @zxzxzxzxzx00 Місяць тому +1

      Yes it is! Play war thunder tanks.

  • @Oxy_Cotton
    @Oxy_Cotton Місяць тому +1

    The way to be comfortable, is to play something else! Truck Wargaming!

  • @michaeltalay3556
    @michaeltalay3556 16 днів тому

    If a Salmon were to swim downstream .... Would he still DIE?

  • @paulaceto6492
    @paulaceto6492 Місяць тому +4

    So far, I'd say the real gem of the loot box collection is the Tier IV Ho-Ni II. Lots of one-shot kills, especially if you fighting T4s and T3s. Very fun to play.

    • @edgross9874
      @edgross9874 Місяць тому

      I got 4 kills with it in my second battle

  • @peteredelman2155
    @peteredelman2155 Місяць тому

    That chieftain 😂

  • @KOS762
    @KOS762 Місяць тому

    Claus, HEAT rounds don't need speed to pen., unlike AP and APCR. So to put extra powder in the shell, to go faster, does not help it in anyway. In fact I think if it goes too fast, it don't shoot the jet, but instead is just destroyed on contact, at least in RL. The Brits made Squash heads, so they could travel faster, and have a similar effect as the HEAT does, but with the extra speed. Shape charges (HEAT), just need to hit. The jet does all the work, not the speed. This is universal to all HEAT shells. Even in RL. But your right, it is quite annoying.

  • @hicksminingcompany
    @hicksminingcompany Місяць тому +3

    No boxes for me

  • @MrBammbalamm
    @MrBammbalamm Місяць тому

    Carefull Clause thats Chuck Norris's voice. You dont want him coming over to say hi

  • @scottsluggosrule4670
    @scottsluggosrule4670 Місяць тому +1

    10yr aniversary..ZERO christmas boxes purchase..have spent about $10 in 10 yr just to have a receipt in case something happens to account.

  • @Evil_Fester
    @Evil_Fester Місяць тому

    float , hell you get eaten by a bear

  • @Zugh3
    @Zugh3 Місяць тому

    But why is the stack of pizza boxes right in front of the commander's view port?

  • @citylumberjack9169
    @citylumberjack9169 Місяць тому

    It's the Toro la Poppa.

  • @stevewebster5729
    @stevewebster5729 Місяць тому

    The Selma is a Christmas Lootbox Player - spent money and is playing at a Tier waaay above his/her competency...

  • @alex.mielus
    @alex.mielus Місяць тому

    To feel even more comfortably bind your comfortable ammunition to number 1 key 🔥 Bada-bing bada-boom!

  • @Zombywoof92553
    @Zombywoof92553 Місяць тому

    I got this one, lol they don't tell you that you have to add a crew

  • @olifs8083
    @olifs8083 Місяць тому +1

    Good one Claus😂

  • @williamescolantejr5871
    @williamescolantejr5871 Місяць тому

    well far as pizza comceref some them apt areas are rough claus

  • @springfield4522
    @springfield4522 Місяць тому

    Seems like 1/2 of those tanks are new in the last couple months.

  • @shark5919
    @shark5919 Місяць тому +2

    Toro means lawmmower

  • @Dpixtion
    @Dpixtion Місяць тому +5

    I do not care for the extra 3-D attachments you can do for me. All that does is allow me to see my enemy crusting Ridgeline before I actually see his physical tank allows me to get ready so for that I do not place any 3-D or extra curricular items on the tanks camouflage kind of defeats the purposenow if you’re able to shoot them and actually do damage that would be different

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 Місяць тому +2

    Nope I am learning how to have fun w/o spending money

    • @cb3391
      @cb3391 Місяць тому

      Except the toy tanks

  • @jamesmaslanka9557
    @jamesmaslanka9557 Місяць тому

    Seems like the only way you have a chance at any tier is to press #2. Playing tier 5 and everyone is shooting premium shells.

  • @joostdejager
    @joostdejager Місяць тому

    the only time i "play" the game is when i watch claus his video, ik gave up this game 2 years ago

  • @Dpixtion
    @Dpixtion Місяць тому

    When it comes to shell velocity versus kinetic energy, I don’t think wargaming designers understand how that works. Faster shells would do more damage due to kinetic energy, impacting the hull. Slower moving shell would not do as much damage on average..

  • @kenmayo6906
    @kenmayo6906 19 днів тому

    Great video 😂

  • @GFY_FOAD
    @GFY_FOAD Місяць тому

    Existence is pain. Your failures are your own old man

  • @scottmorse1798
    @scottmorse1798 Місяць тому

    160 box's= 96000 gold 171 days premium (all the tanks) 9 million credits 2 million+ crew books logged in 15 minutes after availability started.

  • @paulfountain1364
    @paulfountain1364 Місяць тому

    But Claus, 'I am the Current.' Comfort is a known delusion.
    Have a great day all.

  • @chrisckinfos54
    @chrisckinfos54 Місяць тому

    i havent played this battleground a year now on eu1,eu2 servers! and now that i think of it, is that i havent played almost 2-3 other battlegrounds too for more than a year! Any comment on this? is any info as to how battlegrounds are removed or mm decides to put you in? Can you make some video for that?

  • @ashleybarnett3390
    @ashleybarnett3390 Місяць тому +4

    Selma was either a bot or a complete and utter moron.....its why i packed this game up a couple of years ago. sick of it.

  • @nuolis
    @nuolis Місяць тому

    loving toro but it needs gun learning as its autoreloader so player needs to learn how much to shoot or good bye dpm

  • @martinjones12
    @martinjones12 Місяць тому

    The polite way to describe the selma is as follows:;;;;;;;; "God has seen fit, to dim the light of his wisdom"

  • @realkekec4028
    @realkekec4028 Місяць тому +1

    I'm more of a Loot Box Avoider (LBA) :)

  • @VetvsWorld
    @VetvsWorld Місяць тому

    Business class? 🤣 Only if no first class is available.

  • @garydarrah2686
    @garydarrah2686 Місяць тому

    Is it just me or are loot boxes a lot more expensive this year?

  •  Місяць тому

    agreed, the rocket boosters are inline with a a tank with wheels doing 90 buzzing round with crazy aim and nothing but crits with you hit them . Its is confusing why they continue to make a mess of one of the best play vs player games .

  • @92Koondog92
    @92Koondog92 Місяць тому

    This is the only time of year I ever give WG my money. It isn't that I think the boxes are worth it...I just like opening them, lol.

  • @TheBigCat2001
    @TheBigCat2001 Місяць тому

    You’re looking a little under the weather today Claus, you all right?

  • @JimboDude66
    @JimboDude66 Місяць тому

    I have a lot of Progetto's....

  • @2tone209
    @2tone209 Місяць тому +1

    AY UP CLAUS

  • @ruined2595
    @ruined2595 Місяць тому

    Game #2: These are the kind of light players I get most the time, it's really very sad & frustrating.

  • @RaceSmokie
    @RaceSmokie Місяць тому +1

    wondering why WG dont get back wf e100 back in game, I mean looking at the latest new tanks, why not, wfe100 does not look op that much

    • @Born_4_Battle
      @Born_4_Battle Місяць тому +1

      They'll probably start selling it again, for about 500 euro.

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 Місяць тому

    Most tanks I load ~ 60% regular ammo and 35% gold and a few HE. However for the Borat and maybe a few others I will go 60%+ gold ammo. It feels a little dirty spamming gold all the time esp at low tiers. 🤷🏻‍♂️ That’s the way I roll…maybe I am stupid. 52.5% win rate and ~2000 wn8. Average player.

    • @Born_4_Battle
      @Born_4_Battle Місяць тому

      52.5% is not average. You are way above average these days. Average player win rates are now 45-49%, well below 50%. All the bots, muppets drving premium tanks, and lopsided games have decimated player statistics.

    • @morstyrannis1951
      @morstyrannis1951 Місяць тому +1

      @@Born_4_Battle I suspect a lot of high scoring players have left the fold, too. That certainly brings down the average.
      I load quite a bit of premium ammo because I’m minus two tiers in the vast majority of games. So without it, I’m just throwing pebbles in any of the tanks I like to play.

  • @majorhavoc9693
    @majorhavoc9693 Місяць тому

    Comfortably.
    Not Comferbly.
    Interesting.
    Not intrusting.

  • @eclypse1259
    @eclypse1259 Місяць тому

    3D attachments = 🤦🏻‍♂️
    Also, he switched his ammo slots, the fast apcr rounds are standard on this tank.

  • @m111kca4
    @m111kca4 Місяць тому

    Wg not giving claus boxes this year 😂

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 Місяць тому

    Who is having a blast in toy tanks?
    I am I had one of these as kid.
    Try
    Wargames

  • @edgross9874
    @edgross9874 Місяць тому

    Salmon, spawn, till they die.

  • @brotherbarry6901
    @brotherbarry6901 Місяць тому +1

    Your commentary on "comfort of (in) life" is spot on. But swimming upstream is better than floating and blotted downstream where you've already been. Just saying.

  • @RickSabins
    @RickSabins Місяць тому +2

    Toro Armour is not so great for a heavy

  • @thomaszynda
    @thomaszynda Місяць тому

    I belong to “nmbs” no more bull sh!t… “let cut the bull and get back to the game!.. so you’re the no B.S channel and we are the no more BS clam😂

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 Місяць тому

    Not on Xbox
    😆👍

    • @cb3391
      @cb3391 Місяць тому

      Cookbook
      Toy tanks
      Damn you Wargames
      ☕😆👍

  • @goldrush255
    @goldrush255 Місяць тому

    Rocket propelled tanks were actually tested - it's not that much of a fantasy - dont want to be a defendant of war gaming, but that's how it is 😅

    • @ClausKellerman
      @ClausKellerman  Місяць тому +1

      Time travel was "tested" as well.

    • @goldrush255
      @goldrush255 Місяць тому

      @ClausKellerman Don't give Wargaming ideas, Claus :P (maybe some portals on maps - imagine that ;P)

  • @paullavallee1631
    @paullavallee1631 Місяць тому +5

    What a broken game LOL

  • @KOS762
    @KOS762 Місяць тому

    The light tank and the Cobra are just like 80% of the player base. There is no good tutorial for new players, and if they don't get into an active clan with good players... they will never know. most players don't watch UA-camrs, so there is that too. Maybe we should look these players up and drop a link to your channel for them, instead of berating them. Our clan used to be into helping players get better, but times change and we only want players who already know it all. I have no control over these things anymore. Might be time for a new clan for me.

  • @paulfarstar5589
    @paulfarstar5589 Місяць тому

    He shoots gold. Gold is slower. Come Klaus. You know better.

  • @amireplays3571
    @amireplays3571 Місяць тому

    I've loaded up on 0 boxes because I own the best tank in the game....Bourrasque

  • @bradleymuro6807
    @bradleymuro6807 Місяць тому

    Yes u have shown us bigger collections of Muppets but this was pretty bad

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT Місяць тому

    btw those russian players like master235 are playing on the na server, not eu :P

  • @Mister_G_Point6969
    @Mister_G_Point6969 Місяць тому

    #WHALESGONNAWHALENOMATTERWHAT face-green-smilingface-green-smilingface-green-smiling

  • @susanvannorden6845
    @susanvannorden6845 Місяць тому

    Claus Steelhead….

  • @villageidiot6360
    @villageidiot6360 Місяць тому +1

    Also sidenote when you have infinite money what are you going to spend it on? Whatever you want Money equals freedom

  • @jgold2813
    @jgold2813 Місяць тому +1

    playing with high ping sucks i see +120 to 130

  • @homelessEh
    @homelessEh Місяць тому

    12 boxes teir 2 and a teir 3 and the regular fluff. no regurts.

  • @johnnynielsen3006
    @johnnynielsen3006 Місяць тому

    Felt like the auto loader were using time to become red. Then using even more time to become yellow...
    From 20:57 -3frames to 21:45 he switches from one 2key round to four 1key rounds in 48 seconds...
    That's far to long in the heat of the battle... You'll get rushed and killed in far fewer seconds that that...
    Thumbs down on the Toro, it's a slow-mo autoloader with these times: 13.1 + 12.9 + 11.1 + 9.4 = 48

  • @dogrudiyosun
    @dogrudiyosun Місяць тому

    300 pound woman. Sounds a bargain.

  • @Oxy_Cotton
    @Oxy_Cotton Місяць тому

    Master Baiter

  • @peterk_hh
    @peterk_hh Місяць тому

    I am comfortable as I no longer play that BS game 🎉

  • @GamerAddictFrank
    @GamerAddictFrank Місяць тому

    Comment, comment, comment!!!

  • @The101stEagle
    @The101stEagle Місяць тому

    Clip, a device, typically flexible or worked by a spring, for holding an object or objects together or in place. Has nothing to do with with ammo except a M1 or a 105 in a C130, canadian. Learn what you are talking about.

  • @Kotris007
    @Kotris007 Місяць тому

    š is not s,š is like "sh"-it so šelma you pronounce like shelma.

  • @jw8687
    @jw8687 Місяць тому

    This is why I play arty instead of dress up Barbie heavies.... The game is a lesson in futility

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 Місяць тому

    Ok Wargames maybe let real players win in toy wars instead of wargames employees

    • @Born_4_Battle
      @Born_4_Battle Місяць тому

      WG employees = pre-programmed bots (e.g. "defend base")

    • @morstyrannis1951
      @morstyrannis1951 Місяць тому

      WG employees are too busy selling dormant accounts to boosting companies to actually play.

  • @brezposelnislovenije770
    @brezposelnislovenije770 Місяць тому

    rino tanks geting popular... dud šhušh-- quiet the Š get it right

  • @russwoodward8251
    @russwoodward8251 Місяць тому

    What is that piece of junk on top of the tanks? I hope it’s not targetable. The Selma, sigh.