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  • @vanessahobbes3072
    @vanessahobbes3072 3 місяці тому +149

    haha these comments. You guys it’s not that deep!

    • @HowtoDad
      @HowtoDad  3 місяці тому +36

      AMEN

    • @elihez1758
      @elihez1758 3 місяці тому +14

      Most comments are 'Tell me that you don't have kids without actually telling me you don't have kids' 😂

    • @henrythebananaboy
      @henrythebananaboy 3 місяці тому +1

      @@HowtoDadhi

  • @anttikettunen8601
    @anttikettunen8601 3 місяці тому +80

    "techically it's not groin, its va..."
    Golden.

  • @sk6843
    @sk6843 3 місяці тому +116

    Blink twice for help 😂

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 2 місяці тому +10

    The pain in his voice at the end makes me feel like she's lurking around the camera somewhere. 😂😂😂

  • @Keewi3
    @Keewi3 3 місяці тому +19

    He should make clothing or a coffee cup that says "you just shhh....just shhh..." would be a fantastic father's day gift 😂😂

  • @LaurelsChannel
    @LaurelsChannel 3 місяці тому +68

    Feeling the baby move inside of me was easily one of the best experiences of my life and I am a bit sorry for men that they never get to experience that. Next time she talks about the downsides of pregnancy (and there are a lot), tell her you are jealous that she got to feel the baby move.

    • @singforjoy7123
      @singforjoy7123 3 місяці тому +5

      That's really beautiful. Good point.

    • @happydays3678
      @happydays3678 3 місяці тому +2

      I don't know a man alive who would be envious of this. 🤷 More than happy to leave it to us women.

    • @s_akw
      @s_akw 2 місяці тому

      Depending on the mood this argument could go both sides...😅

    • @bcaching1442
      @bcaching1442 2 місяці тому

      @@happydays3678 Exactly, we don't give two sh*ts about that feeling

    • @uikmnhj4me
      @uikmnhj4me Місяць тому

      @@happydays3678I know men who are jealous of that.

  • @TheChessGiant
    @TheChessGiant 3 місяці тому +78

    Just stay silent and smile brother 😂😂

    • @samuelsmith4301
      @samuelsmith4301 3 місяці тому +8

      + ask her how she is doing and how you can help. It shows that you care about her and, unless she is a psychopath or has crazy levels of contempt, she will probably apologize and make a repair attempt towards you and be able to empathize with you in tern.

  • @Difficult1427
    @Difficult1427 3 місяці тому +39

    To be honest... we're all here gathered for the brand new HowToHusband series!

  • @misspriss2482
    @misspriss2482 3 місяці тому +268

    I know he's joking, but I know people who do this and it's not healthy. Your experiences are never validated and you are not allowed to complain because they have crowned themselves as the "person who has suffered the most" in the relationship. SMDH. 🙄🙄😒😒

    • @celiskurtis
      @celiskurtis 3 місяці тому

      Smash My Damn Head?

    • @leahcimwerdna5209
      @leahcimwerdna5209 3 місяці тому +13

      Facts

    • @madiArabella
      @madiArabella 3 місяці тому +10

      Yup. I’m always less than and I’m the one who gave birth and is sole care taker of our son and all he does is go to work and play video games but oh god he’s so tired from work -.-

    • @POINTS2
      @POINTS2 3 місяці тому +14

      SMDH = Shaking My Dad Head

    • @heidimarchant5438
      @heidimarchant5438 3 місяці тому +4

      If you be there for her then she'll be there for you! Each party must give 100%. If you are strong when the other one needs you to be then you'll last forever.

  • @jamesmartello1
    @jamesmartello1 3 місяці тому +3

    Hahahahahahaha!!!! Mine says, "I wash, iron, cook, clean and for what?" (She had c-sections) Lol!

  • @RankinMsP
    @RankinMsP 3 місяці тому +5

    Some of you have clearly had a sense of humour bypass.
    Just chill and appreciate the jokes for what they are.
    Light-hearted humour.
    Jeez!

  • @GuitarsRockForever
    @GuitarsRockForever 3 місяці тому +48

    Say nothing and she will go mad too, like "you never told anything".

  • @marjamerryflower
    @marjamerryflower 3 місяці тому +7

    Next: another episode of gymnastics to show us that this too has passed😂

  • @lightloveandawake3114
    @lightloveandawake3114 3 місяці тому +6

    My husband jokes like this, my side of the story is made up by him, just to get laughs. 😊💕

  • @boingyboop4960
    @boingyboop4960 3 місяці тому +12

    Just because someone has suffered more pain than you, doesn’t mean your pain doesn’t exist or is irrelevant

  • @annabeljewel
    @annabeljewel 3 місяці тому +31

    I've got to start saying these things to my partner!
    "Burnt your mouth on the pizza? Try the burning sensation of a head crowning!"

  • @thenancyblack
    @thenancyblack 2 місяці тому +2

    Oh man! I hope I’ll be understanding calm wise and funny wife😅
    I wish you happiness, health, wealth and love❤
    Greetings from Russia, Siberia🤗

  • @KariEngblom-Youkey
    @KariEngblom-Youkey 3 місяці тому +2

    I never have ever said anything like that to my husband.....I don't have to, it's all said with what my family fondly calls "the look "😘. My adult daughter has spent years studying it and is now using it with precision and skill, according to her partner. 😊

  • @bettihirsch2985
    @bettihirsch2985 3 місяці тому +15

    We'll just have our first kid in december. I'm sending this to my husband. 🤣

  • @dannylikes
    @dannylikes 3 місяці тому +3

    is there a way to 'like' this multiple times?

  • @SkyKin
    @SkyKin 3 місяці тому +1

    Who needs a wife when you got a game controller 👀 Just complain when the wife aint around & lifes golden * Kek * It do be like that, yet this is just played for humour. I know a few Bros who go by "Happy Wife, Happy Life," & are the best spouses they could ever ask for, both sides, whilw some do get toxic partners & those are the ones I'll feel bad for. Gute Vid, I'm sure the bros who are married can appreciate the humour with this. Keep It Up Guys 😎 👊

  • @BytesAndBoats
    @BytesAndBoats 3 місяці тому +2

    That's on you my guy, if you haven't figured out her toxic personality before your first kid assuming it's yours then you have no one to blame but yourself. But yeah it sounds like she's suffering from borderline personality disorder or bpd for short. I know this is meant to be in good spirits but many men feel like they can't share because they get belittled on the daily. You're sad, depressed, you're a vajayjay. You're justifiably angry, she's the victim. Happens far too often.

    • @chaos.5736
      @chaos.5736 2 місяці тому +2

      Read the room, therapist.

  • @auntyshakira747
    @auntyshakira747 2 місяці тому

    I look forward to the 4th child announcement ❤😂❤

  • @waltissussybakka
    @waltissussybakka 2 місяці тому

    We got to see How To Mom before GTA 6 😅❤

  • @pirategirl58
    @pirategirl58 3 місяці тому +2

    Smart man! Suffer in silence if you love your peace! 😆

  • @pacanukeha
    @pacanukeha 3 місяці тому

    look, it's a well done piece in the genre. that being said I'm just not so into laughing at negative stereotypes. crotchety me. *old man shakes fist at cloud* and so on.

  • @RustyKlowbi
    @RustyKlowbi 2 місяці тому

    Blink twice to let us know if you are kidnapped by your wife

  • @steadydrip
    @steadydrip 3 місяці тому

    Dear Jordan, the reposting is absolutely wearing me out. I would love to see you making new content about other things. An old commercial for an RV sales business that used to run in my area said this: the price is gonna go up and the kids are gonna grow up. So ya gotta keep moving on to new stuff essentially. Your kids are growing up, bruh. It's a tough transition personally, but I'm living through it and yall will too.
    Have you considered making content around yours and others experience as a person of Maori descent, making content with other Maori or Pacific islander descent people living in New Zealand? Others could be involved with your videos that want to be and your kids can go on and grow up without the internet being all in their business. I would be so interested in you doing something like this or anything new really.
    I love you, man. Just wanna see you go on with something dynamic and positive. Reposts can only go so far and keep getting views for just so long. Peace. ❤

  • @kbluv4078
    @kbluv4078 3 місяці тому +3

    Yep😂

  • @funkykoval2099
    @funkykoval2099 3 місяці тому

    That's why GOD gave us alcohol to improve psychical strenght , but I'm totally on your side mate ! it's kind scarry that the same symptoms occur many thousand km from where I live. It's like there is international network of "constant live grumble" for ladies...

  • @francescowling562
    @francescowling562 24 дні тому

    I hope she really isnt like that.

  • @grokeffer6226
    @grokeffer6226 3 місяці тому +1

    Good job!!!

  • @analog_wav
    @analog_wav 2 місяці тому

    Why you look like you’re held a gumpoint, blink twice 😂😂😂

  • @dawnbaker9274
    @dawnbaker9274 3 місяці тому +2

    Wise man.😂😂

  • @s_akw
    @s_akw 2 місяці тому

    I'm gonna pretend this video did not exist and I wasn't gonna show it to my wife cuz these happened a few days back.

  • @RainWalking
    @RainWalking 3 місяці тому

    Yea they have to be the center of everything

  • @punksheba15
    @punksheba15 3 місяці тому

    Try 51 hours of contractions with 1 child with a damaged, curved lumbar spine and previously displaced hip. 8 hours of normal labor, cute.

  • @Alanhallow
    @Alanhallow 3 місяці тому

    don't say anything, just smile and nod

  • @yuli4ka.w
    @yuli4ka.w 3 місяці тому +13

    I was expecting the usual jokes but that genuinely just sounds like something you gotta work through in counselling 😢

  • @pasiya9878
    @pasiya9878 3 місяці тому

    Next time, please join your wife

  • @wolfofpersia2275
    @wolfofpersia2275 3 місяці тому +1

    nod if you need help

  • @FlyKiwi
    @FlyKiwi 2 місяці тому

    Meh, not here for this "OMG wives, amiryt lololol" entry level stuff. Soz mate.

  • @luffyluck
    @luffyluck 3 місяці тому +1

    Us dads know that a kick in the balls is more painful than giving birth. Indeed, after a couple years the wife will say, "let's have another one!" but you never hear a dad ask for another kick in the balls.

  • @JaneAustenAteMyCat
    @JaneAustenAteMyCat 3 місяці тому +4

    Contractions for 8 hours? Only 8 hours? Try 24!

  • @favoritelove620
    @favoritelove620 3 місяці тому

    Lol 😂😊

  • @kshitizgupta3264
    @kshitizgupta3264 3 місяці тому +3

    It's a fucking joke. Why everyone is so sensitive

  • @mec1
    @mec1 3 місяці тому

    It's a joke that's too close to the funny bone.

  • @JTTheron
    @JTTheron 3 місяці тому +1

    This guy is happily married… he just joking… you all know this right

  • @vrty21
    @vrty21 2 місяці тому

    that is a bad sign

  • @m_26896
    @m_26896 3 місяці тому

    😂👍🏻

  • @YeetwithSwag
    @YeetwithSwag 3 місяці тому +2

    guys...fellas, it's a joke cmon now

  • @mpalin11
    @mpalin11 3 місяці тому

    I had this exact same experience. A year after, we were divorced.

  • @TukikoTroy
    @TukikoTroy 3 місяці тому

    Don't believe them mate; I delivered our second kid by myself and let me tell you that all this 'pain' malarky and all this '8 hours' nonsense is just one big con. All I needed was a roll of kitchen towel and a baby-changing mat. It went something like this... We were watching Terminator and she turns to me and says, "Jeepers, that contraction hurt - I'm going for a pee before I have another one" So I stop the movie... and it was just getting to a good bit, and off she toddles through the kitchen towards the bathroom. Halfway there her waters broke! (Guess who got to clean THAT up!) Anyway, turns out that baby's first view of the world was a white porcelain bowl with the word 'TWYFORDS' written upside down. So, long story short, she scuttles back through to the living room - squats over the baby changing mat and I basically have to catch the little bugger as she drops out! Tell ya mate... nothing to this 'giving birth' thing they like to go on about.

  • @piramidasukcesu9417
    @piramidasukcesu9417 3 місяці тому +1

    Seems like you married the wrong woman, and not that it's ttue for everyone

  • @giziol84
    @giziol84 3 місяці тому +4

    Everything before "but" is not true....

  • @jeanaprewitt9658
    @jeanaprewitt9658 3 місяці тому +4

    Yeah, if you haven't grown a human inside you, had to get it out of you, and had to feed it with your own vitality, look to your mates for sympathy. We moms have zero to give (except to our babies, of course).

    • @kurts4867
      @kurts4867 3 місяці тому +3

      you sound nice....

    • @coryernsberger61
      @coryernsberger61 2 місяці тому +3

      Then stop looking for it for yourselves.

  • @99cya
    @99cya 3 місяці тому

    its not even a joke. thats the sad part.

  • @kayleshawk
    @kayleshawk 3 місяці тому +10

    Haha what's she saying is "Nothing changes for me when I'm exhausted, in extreme pain, etc. So get on with it" ALTHOUGh most of us ladies cave and will take on extra (more than the usual) when you're tired or hurt to make things easier on you so just give it a minute 😂

  • @heidimarchant5438
    @heidimarchant5438 3 місяці тому +12

    Well at least you're giving it your best shot. Some would just go to the pub and come home at 2 am.

  • @haileylee8946
    @haileylee8946 3 місяці тому +16

    LOL, I showed it to my partner, and he said:
    "This should be a Mother's Day ad. 'You just shush, just shush 🤫 '"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Dan5819
    @Dan5819 3 місяці тому +7

    LOL! How accurate!

  • @banaana6101
    @banaana6101 3 місяці тому +2

    Hi I have a subscribing the channel for years and finally realized where I have seen you in real life: the call of duty game poster!

  • @Iesous27
    @Iesous27 3 місяці тому +6

    LOL I definitely feel pain in my back and have a chronic pain in my chest due to some of rib bones constantly rubbing each other because they're misplaced, but I tend not to complain, because, I don't want to complain... My wife goes through enough dealing with 29 little shites in a kindergarten class plus, the parents of these 29 little shites. So it's really like 87 little shites.

  • @Emre.55
    @Emre.55 3 місяці тому +62

    Maybe staying single isn't so bad after all.

    • @samuelsmith4301
      @samuelsmith4301 3 місяці тому +25

      Singleness is a legit way of existing. I will say marriage can be very worth it. My marriage is. When I've heard my wife say some of these things, my go-to response is to recognize that she is probably exhausted and stressed from a bad night with the kid that I slept through and that I need to hear her out and help her. I can do this because I know that my wife is not a narcissist or a manipulator. She is usually kind and compassionate. So definitely choose wisely someone who has a solid character. But character doesn't mean they are perfect. If a person can't have empathy, patience, and kindness in response to frustration, anger, and confusion, it is definitely best to stay single and childless.

    • @Emre.55
      @Emre.55 3 місяці тому +2

      @@samuelsmith4301 Very well put. Marriage inevidably comes with compromises, the important thing is to make sure that the person you get married to is worth those compromises.

    • @Elburion
      @Elburion 3 місяці тому +1

      You can physically become sick from a toxic partner. It takes a toll on you.

    • @samuelsmith4301
      @samuelsmith4301 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Elburion Definitely. If somebody is being emotionally abusive, it's time to put some space or separate. No one should be made to stay in an abusive situation, regardless if the abuser is a man or woman.

  • @IAmSweetPea
    @IAmSweetPea 3 місяці тому +2

    How do I get your bread clip flip flop in Arizona??? I mean I do I help you SELL them here

    • @HowtoDad
      @HowtoDad  3 місяці тому +3

      Heresgolden.com

  • @authoremilyjosephine
    @authoremilyjosephine 2 місяці тому +1

    And then we wonder why our husbands won't talk to us...

  • @misscelinateloexplica
    @misscelinateloexplica 3 місяці тому +3

    Poor How to dad. 😢

  • @John-wp7kl
    @John-wp7kl 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂 I accidentally said I was tired

  • @lukeyLuke55
    @lukeyLuke55 24 дні тому

    Hahahaha... Say "divorce" next and see what she says pops

  • @hernanfernandez4983
    @hernanfernandez4983 2 місяці тому

    Sorry, but she's right 😂😂😂

  • @mousekiss6477
    @mousekiss6477 15 днів тому

    Tht wedding photo at the end 💖

  • @happydays3678
    @happydays3678 3 місяці тому +3

    Sadly, too many people here are taking this seriously. He's just joking.

  • @Akku8581
    @Akku8581 2 місяці тому

    This is why I choose not to get married

  • @iamaboo
    @iamaboo 3 місяці тому

    nobody forced her to do that c'mon

  • @tausiftt5238
    @tausiftt5238 3 місяці тому +1

    too real fam
    too real

  • @ember1713
    @ember1713 3 місяці тому

    As it should be......

  • @annettewalter2273
    @annettewalter2273 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂

  • @MrNdutDublin
    @MrNdutDublin 3 місяці тому

    It's fact
    Just shush🤫 *lol

  • @arneklang2357
    @arneklang2357 3 місяці тому +1

    You'r brave, as allways.

  • @rabbitcorp.103
    @rabbitcorp.103 3 місяці тому +14

    Sounds toxic

  • @diana4043
    @diana4043 3 місяці тому +1

    😂😂

  • @CeciliaKronvall
    @CeciliaKronvall 3 місяці тому

    As long as a husband don't say it was as bad as giving birth, he can feel whatever feels!
    Yup, I heard a guy say that infront of his wife!🤦🏽‍♀️🤪

    • @coryernsberger61
      @coryernsberger61 2 місяці тому

      If you want to get them real fired up, tell her about a book called self made man when they talk about how hard women have it.

  • @wholefoodplantbasedmama5398
    @wholefoodplantbasedmama5398 Місяць тому

    Happy spouse, happy house! It is a better saying and you can have compassion for your partner regardless of their gender.

  • @HappyLife693
    @HappyLife693 3 місяці тому +2

    He looks scared at the end. lol, I hope he is okay.

    • @aurora6920
      @aurora6920 2 місяці тому

      it's a joke, his channel is comedy gold

    • @HappyLife693
      @HappyLife693 2 місяці тому

      @@aurora6920 I know, he does skits. I was joking. I don't think I was able to use an emoji. That is why I put lol. 😉

    • @aurora6920
      @aurora6920 2 місяці тому +1

      @@HappyLife693 haha makes sense

  • @yuli4ka.w
    @yuli4ka.w 3 місяці тому +7

    🚩🚩🚩

  • @Iflie
    @Iflie 3 місяці тому +5

    Haha, a bit if fear is healthy in a marriage, happy wife happy life is kind of true. Like she can take food from your plate but you can't take from hers. It seems like that would be unfair but it's the best marriages that do that. Of course she also looks out for you and the kids so it's a united effort. It's usually the moms taking care of everyone when the whole house has the flu.

    • @Silencer796
      @Silencer796 3 місяці тому +3

      I would rather not fear, I don’t want my future husband scared

    • @Iflie
      @Iflie 3 місяці тому

      @@Silencer796 It's a healthy fear, it stops them from forgetting things that matter to her. The men who don't worry a bit too easilly take her for granted. I think that's why those marriages don't work out.

  • @TerrySterling-Thatguy
    @TerrySterling-Thatguy 3 місяці тому +1

    I love my wife, but... She sucks at doing computer maintenance and Networking. Things she didn't know were a thing until after she met me...

  • @bec0oo
    @bec0oo 3 місяці тому +1

    maybe you both need a break. like leaving the kids with idk the grandparents if you can, and have a little break just to reload the energy... sounds like both of you feel tired and stressed and it can put your marriage under stress too.

  • @theycallmeZQ
    @theycallmeZQ 3 місяці тому

    I'm surprised she hasn't had you do the electronic cramp experience!

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 3 місяці тому

      HTD did that last year, voluntarily: ua-cam.com/video/kUUzPQf-Gzk/v-deo.html 😆

  • @wendahu5943
    @wendahu5943 3 місяці тому

    I feel you bro. My girlfriend has never been pregnant (and is way too young for that btw), but every time I complained about how hard life is, she'd be like ''I'm going to walk by death's door one day giving birth to a child, so don't you complain.''

  • @ctlo4403
    @ctlo4403 3 місяці тому +1

    This is why having men as providers & protectors makes sense. The protected women would be so thankful that they get to have these traumatic birth pain in the safety of the house that is given to protect the family. If both make the same income then there would be huge sacrifice on the female and thus this bickering.