One suicidal Honey Badger impaled and eaten, One terminator blind Bear merged with a building that he collapsed on itself, one Royalty Feline with half her limbs and one completely unharmed human who brought them here. Yes, that was an interesting ending. So was the whole play. Crendor, you sweet child, you're one of a kind
I can imagine a really cheap budget Marvel cliff hanger.. Ikea crumbles, sand covers everything.. Jp's phone is half buried.. and Candle Man picks it up. JP's account logged in. He pushes [DELETE ACCOUNT] and we fade to black. *Credits roll*. Mid-credits stop, we see a black chair in an office.. and it says "In life.. there are no winners.. no losers.. but with a draw we can accept enlightenment." and it spins around and we see Candle Man talking to... "David Lynch."
This was amazing. But i am a bit Disappointed that JP didn't make a classic youtube "like comment subscribe" outro in character when they got out off IKEA.
It would have been great if JP at the end snapped Princess Whiskers neck and the show ended with the line "I see now... IKEA is suffering...." Walk off into the sunset.
Its this kind of show that just gives me life haha I loved watching this! Its a really nice and necessary break from the same old stuff thats been done on role-play for a while, 10/10 Crendor you crack me up!
A lone figure starts emerging from the rubble, it is a familiar candle shaped man, covered in dust and very much so worse for wear. As he starts making his way out of the wreckage, it is obvious to any observers (if there were to be any) that he is afflicted by a shimmering and warping, as though something is inhabiting him.
This was definitely entertaining. Filled with laughs, I kind of wished there was more attention paid to the rules for combat though. Loosey Goosey combat, while it was entertaining does not allow me to understand how the system is supposed to function. Still a great and enjoyable time though. EDIT: The whose lines reference accurately sums up this 1 shot, and from time to time that is not a bad thing.
1 dies, 1 get's stuck in the floor another loses an arm and a leg and JP just learns danger teleport. I mean i feel like there was some bias going on here.
"You're royalty?" -Crendor 2017
I completely lost it at that point
He even sits back before he says it so he can lean forward and hand gesture like a mobster. Masterful acting.
Ikea is pain. Ikea is suffering.
this needs to be fucking animated 😂😂😂😂😂
yes
"The rolls matter" says Crendor after just making up when rolls are need for 4 hours
What a show. From start to finish... You did amazing job, Crendor (and the crew). It was a blast.
One suicidal Honey Badger impaled and eaten, One terminator blind Bear merged with a building that he collapsed on itself, one Royalty Feline with half her limbs and one completely unharmed human who brought them here. Yes, that was an interesting ending. So was the whole play. Crendor, you sweet child, you're one of a kind
"He's laminated dude" - Strippin.
Laughed too hard
I would have LOVED to know what adam was thinking and saying in chat during the entirety of this glorious shitshow.
fucking amazing
Crendor is a legend. They need to make this an annual thing.
I'm going to need to you do another one of these because you completely forgot about Candleman and I want him to be a recurring character.
I can imagine a really cheap budget Marvel cliff hanger.. Ikea crumbles, sand covers everything.. Jp's phone is half buried.. and Candle Man picks it up. JP's account logged in. He pushes [DELETE ACCOUNT] and we fade to black. *Credits roll*. Mid-credits stop, we see a black chair in an office.. and it says "In life.. there are no winners.. no losers.. but with a draw we can accept enlightenment." and it spins around and we see Candle Man talking to... "David Lynch."
Well sir, do I have some good news for you.
The water probably ended his suffering.
Best show I've seen since West Marches. Only show I've even enjoyed since West Marches.
man i miss that show!
I have no idea what's going on and that's ok. Best show ever!
This was a highly enjoyable experience! thanks crendor! ✨
I could watch this every fucking day
This squad needs a legit long adventure
I feel like Wildcard should just be yelling, "WITNESS ME!" by now. Doesn't seem too off.
This was amazing.
But i am a bit Disappointed that JP didn't make a classic youtube "like comment subscribe" outro in character when they got out off IKEA.
This was amazing! Laughed so much through out the whole thing!
We need more of Crendor as a DM
great one-shot, would love a season for this pilot! Crendor's onto something with that absurdist style.
They need to have Crendor DM a campaign once every few months. This was incredible!
That russian/italian mobster carrot killed me
It would have been great if JP at the end snapped Princess Whiskers neck and the show ended with the line "I see now... IKEA is suffering...." Walk off into the sunset.
Its this kind of show that just gives me life haha I loved watching this! Its a really nice and necessary break from the same old stuff thats been done on role-play for a while, 10/10 Crendor you crack me up!
We need more Crendor as DM.
This is basically Pit People: The One-Shot.
Also, is it just me or has Sam become the Sean Bean of RollPlay?
My whole body hurts from laughing. This was incredible.
A rare glimpse into the twisted mind of Crendor.
This is amazing, it felt like the new maid rpg
IKEA RPG
OH MAN
ADAM
STEVEN
SOMEONE
ANYONE
Don't think Steven will be coming around.
A very funny campaign! Crendawg you majestic mighty brainfish you.
Too think these two will be married 24:00 "GOOD JOB DODGER THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HURT ME!!!"
They were already married in 2017 during this show
Oh shit thought this was pre marriage, damn I have been watching dooger and cox for a while
The "yer royalty" fucking slayed me
This was amazing.
and the Candle Man?!
A lone figure starts emerging from the rubble, it is a familiar candle shaped man, covered in dust and very much so worse for wear.
As he starts making his way out of the wreckage, it is obvious to any observers (if there were to be any) that he is afflicted by a shimmering and warping, as though something is inhabiting him.
At least Bjorn didn't take an arrow to the knee
everyone cry-laughing at dodger is hilarious and infections lmao
I'm pretty sure Die-Kia is actually Crendor's subconscious.
Crendor should GM more often.
Well... that was something alright
this was and can only be described as...something
I am rewatching this before the new series and I still cant believe she rolled a 30 on a d30 xD
candle man should have instantly started a rave changing the color of his light and flashing.
Incredible action! Watch out for carrots!
Wildcard the nihilist honey badger
This was definitely entertaining. Filled with laughs, I kind of wished there was more attention paid to the rules for combat though. Loosey Goosey combat, while it was entertaining does not allow me to understand how the system is supposed to function.
Still a great and enjoyable time though.
EDIT: The whose lines reference accurately sums up this 1 shot, and from time to time that is not a bad thing.
Well, this was crendor as a GM
ITS LIT FAM!!
1 dies, 1 get's stuck in the floor another loses an arm and a leg and JP just learns danger teleport. I mean i feel like there was some bias going on here.
Didn't even get any of the things they sent out to get in the first place.
It's bothering me too much that the word under Jesse's face changes between "Okända" and "Ökända" depending on which overlay is active.
can someone give me the mutation table crendor was useing?
Look up the Metamorphica.
Thx
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fucking great
So _that's_ why all the rolls were either crit successes or crit fails.... xD xD xD
You can't just light arrowheads on fire... they need some sort of fuel source on them.
#MeatballDemon.
Not as good as #Ducked , but it's a very close one.
this was something different at least - but other shows are much better - best one shot yet was definitely Dogs in the Vinyard
What did I even just watch?
12:20
Mi likes, tis good.
dead space RP with crendor being the dm
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i love how they never rolled for damage or used there hp in any way but people who are sticklers for rules most have gotten super triggered.
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