12:15 A wise man once told me *"All the mechs are one star because none of them will see play"* So I discarded all my mech cards for what I thought would be free dust... Hmm.
I run a similar deck but with cubes and umbra. I also use void rippers for massive damage from high health mechs. Very competitive deck with that configuration.
Frankomancer no one was pretending I'm sure Jens was expecting someone to recognize it so please calm down I'm glad you realised it too man :) and enjoy the game
Rochops Qwerty they arent bad but I dont think he truly knows how a card would play out, plenty of cards in the "reasonable" category or whatever its called what would be way better than the "overpowered" category
joshua Poison and many cards hr thinks are bad are actually great Some cards he thinks would be great just suck Famous Jake is just a bad card reviewer
aggro decks ensure that combo decks can never be viable, combo decks ensure that control decks can never be viable, control decks ensure that midrange decks can never be viable, midrange decks ensure that aggro decks can never be viable. it's called the meta, you just need to counter it
+Orion X- I've never spent money on the game (except for 1 wing of nax I think) and I have absolutely no problem playing the game, I've reached ranks 2-3 every single time I tried, I would probably have reached legend each time if I didn't decide to stop grinding. So you can cry about the free game being "expensive" to somebody else
opponent has an 11/14 on the board. Druid: Better malfurion, that gives me taunt minions! then I can stall for a way to kill his minion . . . . -facepalm
can you imagine if jens' computer got confiscated for whatever reason and the police find countless clips and edits of a random asian guy playing a childrens card game
Mishka it... Was there since day one... the recipe deck even has it... (Also it's the first deck i tried, though i didn't netdeck it, not the same deck but uses meatwagon synergy)
"This is why we can't have nice things." Yeah actually, it is. Malygos druid is a super unhealthy thing for a meta to contain. But it's centered on a legendary instead of a rare so Blizzard won't change it.
The thirty damage is easily possible by Malygos hit by Dreampetal Florist. So you play 2 Mana Malygos + 4 Mana Floop. With 4 Mana remaining, you play Swipe, Moonfire, Moonfire for a total of 14+11+11=36 damage. Don't lie to me again Trump
You are correct, that particular version of this deck is indeed too slow. My version is much faster because I forego the weakling cards like meat wagon. Meat Wagon is too weak and requires at least an extra turn to activate, more than one extra turn if your opponent does not put enough attack on the board to allow you to kill it. Sure, it works, but only in certain situations, like when you catch your opponent off guard.
Can you never retire this outro please I love too much especially the music
And if you listen to the full song Jens also cut it off at the perfect time. I would listen to that outro on repeat tbh
Tike I like the music, but I preferred the old outro tbh... but whatever...
How about everyone shut up except me because no one is right except me.
The better outro is Trump laughing in the Witchwood forest!
Tike But whats the song called!? I almost recognize it but I cant figure it out!
This deck is begging for Mossy Horror
MockRockTV hey I like your videos. I hope you have a nice day and go fuck yourself.
whoa what the he*k
So...that happened.
"1 star now and in the future." monkaS
Nah, Trump's reviews only apply to the current expansion.
Druid can do 32 with one proc and no swipes: discounted maly, floop, innervate, faceless, moonfire, moonfire = 10 mana
You're never safe Trump
You miss spelled biology project
Opponent had played 2x Swipe already. Trump was totally safe.
I think u don't know how to read
Except that means the Druid risked a 66% chance of missing Malygos
Egg' Goro belongs to the titans.
Writing
@@mossystove2412 reggtarded?
@Max Payne are you saying they should ban the entire Un'Goro expansion...???
@Max Payne You picked the only fun deathknight card to hate lmfao
Only Eggs can sustain me
NO BUTTS
I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARC!
Don't lie to us, Jay. You sustain yourself on beer and obscure horror films that nobody's ever heard of.
The boy is not right
Thanks for using so much Mother music in the intros, it really perks me up
I'm already late but 4:43 gotta love the editing man. The quality of the vids has really gone up.
Trump eats like it's his first time ever, and he doesn't know how hands work.
Fitting that the mother 3 music ends with "NONE WILL SURVIVE"
Just toss the firefly for mossy horror and umbra so you can more quickly get your egg setup, and then if it triggers on valnyr it makes it even better
"Meat *and* eggs. We eat!"
-Borborygmos
4:43 was sensational, thank you for existing Jens
Wow I missed that at 2x speed. Thank you for existing Scott :)
eggsisting*
I like how spikeridged steed summons a steggodon.
These
They are eggceptional, aren't they.
did you just comment 5 egg puns in a row
@@zephyrsaix8319 I was inspired, so I unloaded.
ramonestefano you got eggcited
12:15 A wise man once told me
*"All the mechs are one star because none of them will see play"*
So I discarded all my mech cards for what I thought would be free dust... Hmm.
"this deck has no pressure"
*refuses to swing with vala'nyr when he has 3 magnetic cards in hand*
I run a similar deck but with cubes and umbra. I also use void rippers for massive damage from high health mechs. Very competitive deck with that configuration.
12:15 LMAO That board! THE MADMAN DID IT
I always like the music he plays at the start and then when it stops I get sad
Jens' editing is so good it's difficult to watch any other hearthstone vids on yt without cringing
Mitchell Smith firebat's editor is also pretty good
DON’T PRETEND I DIDN’T RECOGNIZE THAT MOTHER 3 MUSIC AT THE BEGINNING, I JUST BEAT THE GAME YOU CAN’T TRICK ME
Profile pic matches a little too well.
I only barely recognized it, since while I haven't heard the original song I know a loveletter remix of it called "I Love M3"
From the Rocky Mountains... Ant!
Frankomancer no one was pretending I'm sure Jens was expecting someone to recognize it so please calm down I'm glad you realised it too man :) and enjoy the game
Yea there was another video too with mother 3 music in the intro recently
Earthbound music in the intro FeelsGoodMan
trump provides the eggs, and jens scrambles it up into scrumptiousness for us all to enjoy
The editing keeps getting better and better.
The Mother 3 music is always the best
Came for the breakfast, stayed for the outro.
So fun and interactive! (in reference to a 2-mana Malygos at the end there)
Oh that mother music goodness! Never change jens!
Ah, I see you too know the joys of the happy boxes
When are you going to continue the Custom Hearthstone card review series? Those were my favorite Trump videos
Desolasty have you seen famous jakes videos
Rochops Qwerty they arent bad but I dont think he truly knows how a card would play out, plenty of cards in the "reasonable" category or whatever its called what would be way better than the "overpowered" category
Desolasty he fully ripped off Kripp though
joshua Poison and many cards hr thinks are bad are actually great
Some cards he thinks would be great just suck
Famous Jake is just a bad card reviewer
2 cost malygos, double swipe, double moonfire.
9+9+6+6=30 off of one activation
WaffleNiNjA 53 druid had already used 2 swipes
SSSSHHHHHHH
Malygos floop biology project faceless moonfire moonfire is 32 damage for 10 mana
XD JUST GOT A GORDON RAMSEY AD SAYING HOW TO BOIL AN EGG WELL PLAYED SIR.
This was my wild creation 2 weeks ago! Put the sticky eggs and wagon out and play Mirimons head.
meat is a great source of protain, so does eggs, coincidence? i think not
protein*
Considering this video they seem to be great sources of sodium chloride as well
P Shy hum... dude, that would be salt
thats the joke... they mad
Dude I heard that mother 3 song and I got chills.
Jens once again with his good taste in video game music.
That was a nice photo shop of Trump out in public
Oh I just love the Magnetic mechanic! xD
The value bit was the best 😂
Who knew value could be so delicious.
Lol just kill me
"This is why we can't have nice things" sums up hearthstone 2018
trumps editor is the best hearthstone editor
this outro makes me happy
Wouldn't umbra be a nice addition? Makes your "bacon" effectively "battlecry summon a 8/8 dragon"
Valacar6 probably cut for consistancy
I need a ten minute version of that outro.
Combo decks ensure decks like these can never be viable.
aggro decks ensure that combo decks can never be viable, combo decks ensure that control decks can never be viable, control decks ensure that midrange decks can never be viable, midrange decks ensure that aggro decks can never be viable. it's called the meta, you just need to counter it
Make it 11 mana but add "Your taunt minions have +1 attack this turn" to preserve the spirit of the card.
+Orion X- I've never spent money on the game (except for 1 wing of nax I think) and I have absolutely no problem playing the game, I've reached ranks 2-3 every single time I tried, I would probably have reached legend each time if I didn't decide to stop grinding. So you can cry about the free game being "expensive" to somebody else
On the second game the only thing on my mind was ''Zilliax where are you!?''
The mayor hearthstone deserves but doesn't need right now.
Got an ad for mcdonald eggs& bacon before this
T H E B A G E L M A N
He should run umbra. Umbra into meat wagon spawns the egg instantly and then triggers the egg
Ohhh that's actually not a bad idea. It requires 8 mana though, it may be difficult to pull off
Heck yeah MYTH&ROID/OVERLORD music is so good. (Although tbh Crazy Scary Holy Fantasy isn't as good as some of the other themes lol)
I think they just need to make spreading cost 8.
I really love this outro
I knew it. Trump is Eggman's son.
Edit: I see Jens watched some Overlord LUL
opponent has an 11/14 on the board.
Druid: Better malfurion, that gives me taunt minions! then I can stall for a way to kill his minion . . . .
-facepalm
Opening up the video strong with music from mother
Watch out we have a mad lad over here.
Is Trump... HOWTOBASIC?!
Who else would be down to watch Trump's Food Vlogs? :D
11:40 but it is though, 2 mana malygos, floop, 2x moonfire swipe
What? No "THE YUM MAN!" in the comments?!
SVillainG your time to shine, do it
that earthbound music tho ☺ ☺
I love that outro xD
Trump looks so awkward in public hahaha as if he just crawled out of some sort of netherworld
I would watch the literal shit out of TrumpVlogs
This deck looks really fun, if only I could afford it.
The mother music is niceeee
These damn combo decks
You could call the deck Eggxodia
19:17 Remeber when Force of Nature + Savage Roar was considered toxic?
EGG-SAURON
BOW BEFORE THE GOD OF PROTEIN
can you imagine if jens' computer got confiscated for whatever reason and the police find countless clips and edits of a random asian guy playing a childrens card game
I feel like you’re missing an ulti-combo without Umbra
amazing ending
Reporting for duty
OOOOOOOOWOOOOOOH
THE MEAT MAN
i like your deck...I THINK I WILL TAKE IT!
Dammit I made the Meat Wagon deck a few days ago and thought I was so cool. Now everyone gonna know this deck
Mishka it... Was there since day one...
the recipe deck even has it...
(Also it's the first deck i tried, though i didn't netdeck it, not the same deck but uses meatwagon synergy)
THE EGG MAN !
"This is why we can't have nice things."
Yeah actually, it is. Malygos druid is a super unhealthy thing for a meta to contain. But it's centered on a legendary instead of a rare so Blizzard won't change it.
Trumps decks. 1 star.
Good ol' E G G S L U T
the M E A T man
Equips an infinite swing weapon and just doesn't use it 3 of the first 5 turns he has it.
ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME
The thirty damage is easily possible by Malygos hit by Dreampetal Florist. So you play 2 Mana Malygos + 4 Mana Floop. With 4 Mana remaining, you play Swipe, Moonfire, Moonfire for a total of 14+11+11=36 damage. Don't lie to me again Trump
Just saw he already played two swipes. My mistake. Trump always right. How could I dare to doubt that...
Malygos floop biology project faceless manipulator moonfire moonfire is 32 for 10
“And this why we can’t have nice things” exactly, Trump, exactly. Combo’s without a neutral rng based counter is ridiculous.
"Combo is without a neutral rng based counter"? That sentence makes no sense.
restlessfrager combo decks existing without a neutral counter. Not that hard to comprehend, is it? Well, that depends on the individual I guess.....
What I'm trying to say is that your use of apostrophes is appalling.
English isn't my first language either.
wow... is it really that hard to accept a critic? time to bed, kid
11:39 what are you on about trump? double maly moonfire swipe is 36 damage :o
This is why we can't have nice things!
This deck is so spooky
You are correct, that particular version of this deck is indeed too slow. My version is much faster because I forego the weakling cards like meat wagon. Meat Wagon is too weak and requires at least an extra turn to activate, more than one extra turn if your opponent does not put enough attack on the board to allow you to kill it. Sure, it works, but only in certain situations, like when you catch your opponent off guard.
This is why indeed.
The question is how an egg could ride a stegodon?
Nice Mother 3 music.
guys.....Is the Togwaggle infestation gone?
Eggs and Bacon Paladin
The Angry Bacon Combo Priest
It's Boomsday the breakfast expansion?
ＴＨＥ ＣＯＬＯＮＡＲＹ ＭＡＮ
Death sound at 2:31??
Mechs just aren’t gonna work out. So safety the Trump.
Josh Harris Don't forget mulchmuncher rules the meta.
I think I liked savjz take on this better. Better synergies with the control shell.