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  • @slamprill2318
    @slamprill2318 5 років тому +12435

    "because no one will ever believe you" is still the best opening ever for me

  • @bambi1051
    @bambi1051 4 роки тому +3897

    "My hands are covered in butter from making butter."
    Classic.

    • @TommyBoy8771
      @TommyBoy8771 4 роки тому +16

      I love how no one questions this🤣

    • @fangirlfortheages5940
      @fangirlfortheages5940 4 роки тому +6

      My absolute favorite line. Possibly in the entire series

    • @allyli1718
      @allyli1718 4 роки тому +6

      He even dreams about butter, which makes it better

    • @cockballsmonkeysex8413
      @cockballsmonkeysex8413 4 роки тому +4

      we love an umbrella academy and a brooklyn 99 fan

    • @hyperion9793
      @hyperion9793 4 роки тому +1

      I never understood why this one was so outlandish. I make butter too? Ig it's weird that he didn't clean up before getting to work.

  • @AtomicNiro
    @AtomicNiro 5 років тому +9241

    The zooms during the Diane Weist infection open is cinematic perfection.

    • @youknowyunhothough1568
      @youknowyunhothough1568 5 років тому +149

      my favourite one definitely

    • @chadrific
      @chadrific 5 років тому +62

      it's *chef's kiss

    • @juliacorreal
      @juliacorreal 5 років тому +35

      I never understood the Diana Weist one. Would someone mind explaining?

    • @jilliancoleman9670
      @jilliancoleman9670 5 років тому +165

      @@juliacorreal Diane weist plays the main character in bullets over Broadway (the thing boyle was watching over the weekend) and he was trying to be funny by making it into a pun but Jake wouldn't let him have it which is why he ended up saying "LIKE YEAST!"

    • @karinpt
      @karinpt 4 роки тому +65

      LIKE YEAST

  • @adspongy301
    @adspongy301 3 роки тому +1549

    "Weast infection" will always be one of my favourites. I could literally watch the stifled laughter from Charles and the straight face from Jake forever.

    • @cailloufan97
      @cailloufan97 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t get it

    • @aerocker41
      @aerocker41 3 роки тому +4

      @@cailloufan97 weast sounds like yeast. Like yeast infection.

    • @cailloufan97
      @cailloufan97 3 роки тому +4

      @@aerocker41 I know but why is it so funny?

    • @dimidrugg9592
      @dimidrugg9592 3 роки тому +50

      @@cailloufan97 It isn't. That's the point.

    • @DeliriousSquid
      @DeliriousSquid 3 роки тому +32

      @@cailloufan97 It's not really funny, hence Jake's face. But that's the funny part, is seeing Jake's stoic reaction and Charles trying to stifle his laughter only to say "LIKE YEAST" It's a funny scene is all, one of the best cold opens imo.

  • @calebbyrnes3929
    @calebbyrnes3929 4 роки тому +5408

    "why are you telling me this"
    "Because no one. . .will ever believe you"

    • @availanila
      @availanila 4 роки тому +81

      That was gold

    • @mikeshogunlee
      @mikeshogunlee 4 роки тому +61

      Jason: *Reals back in horror*
      Jigsaw Killer:"....wow, Wow, calm down buddy!"
      Joker: "Have some compassion for the guy!"

    • @bc10599
      @bc10599 4 роки тому

      Caleb Byrnes time stamp plz

    • @mariamgomaa1242
      @mariamgomaa1242 4 роки тому +17

      Jake: Why are you telling me this?
      Me, a Hamilton fan: *Im BeInG hOnEsT, I’m WoRkIng wItH a ThIrD oF oUr CoNgResS hAs PrOmIsEd*

    • @audeamus7388
      @audeamus7388 4 роки тому

      yes, we watched the video too. thanks.

  • @Ayushman92
    @Ayushman92 4 роки тому +11640

    Holt saying "Marshed Mellow" instead of marshmellow is the most Holt thing ever.

    • @freebornfloor1600
      @freebornfloor1600 3 роки тому +61

      *mallow
      marshmallow

    • @dinodino3866
      @dinodino3866 3 роки тому +18

      @@freebornfloor1600 really?

    • @freebornfloor1600
      @freebornfloor1600 3 роки тому +162

      @@dinodino3866 it's what Captain Holt would have wanted.

    • @fishinspacey
      @fishinspacey 3 роки тому +119

      @@dinodino3866 as much as i hate people who correct someone’s grammar/spelling.. it IS what holt would have wanted.

    • @Pr4Hypertrophy
      @Pr4Hypertrophy 3 роки тому +11

      @@freebornfloor1600 I happily agree with you and loved it completely but Holt did not use contractions 😉 bahahaha

  • @boyfangirl6321
    @boyfangirl6321 4 роки тому +8530

    "Santiago, you will tell us and you will tell us NOW!"
    "...There's a problem at bank."
    "HOT DAMM!"

    • @skittlezkawaii5604
      @skittlezkawaii5604 4 роки тому +111

      PokerPlayerJames Nah man, that line was improvised, thats why it cuts away super quickly after he yells. Everyone broke character.

    • @StepupMoose
      @StepupMoose 4 роки тому +43

      4:03 you can see see Rosa already breaking

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet 4 роки тому +4

      HILARIOUS😂😭

    • @alexkimball7601
      @alexkimball7601 3 роки тому +9

      It's so good that even delivering an excited line, he doesn't smile or change his expression.

    • @arnoldschwarzenegger3971
      @arnoldschwarzenegger3971 3 роки тому +3

      @@StepupMoose I never saw that!!!

  • @amishajoshi2652
    @amishajoshi2652 3 роки тому +3256

    "BULLSEYE"
    "BOOYAAH"
    "babushka"
    "BABUSHKAAAAAA"

  • @TheNextshadow
    @TheNextshadow 5 років тому +16788

    We really need to appreciate how the actors who played young Htchcock and Scully have the same delivery and accent

    • @cokguzeladam
      @cokguzeladam 5 років тому +156

      True

    • @qabio
      @qabio 4 роки тому +514

      Young scully actually played young auqaman on smallville and hawk on titans

    • @thomasbliss8485
      @thomasbliss8485 4 роки тому +154

      Blue mountain state Tad lol

    • @Shermy203
      @Shermy203 4 роки тому +84

      @@thomasbliss8485 his real name is Kevin though, just don't tell anyone or he'll beat you up

    • @walmterdog941
      @walmterdog941 4 роки тому +3

      trueeee!

  • @jaadkins148
    @jaadkins148 5 років тому +3691

    The guy who plays Holt deserves an Emmy I swear😂

    • @crm1301
      @crm1301 5 років тому +207

      he’s been nominated three times but he’s never won 😂 😭

    • @justinbenning2428
      @justinbenning2428 4 роки тому +134

      Andre Braugher has won 2 Emmys actually. 1998 for Homicide: Life on the Street and 2006 for Thief. Side note Thief was a great show that unfortunately FX cancelled after 1 season.

    • @philipsangalang5077
      @philipsangalang5077 4 роки тому +28

      He was amazing in Duets as well. Guy has huge range

    • @katemartin941
      @katemartin941 4 роки тому +28

      This was Andre's first comedy act. Before this he went to Juilliard and had lots of serious roles.

    • @insertclevername4123
      @insertclevername4123 4 роки тому +25

      @@philipsangalang5077 He's a funny case--he's won numerous awards and it seems like he's almost always doing something and getting recognized for it, but I always think, "Why isn't he bigger?"

  • @isabellabuchanan5869
    @isabellabuchanan5869 4 роки тому +14908

    “why are you telling me this?”
    “because no one will ever believe you”
    the most evil line in the whole show, change my mind

    • @minecraftgamer2474
      @minecraftgamer2474 3 роки тому +400

      "You sick son of a b$tch...."
      Favorite part of the whole video

    • @electric.nachos
      @electric.nachos 3 роки тому +237

      They way he backs away always gets me. So slick.

    • @Hekateras
      @Hekateras 3 роки тому +163

      It's even better because it's towards the end of season 1, the season that's all about Holt's introduction and his clash with Jake. Him pranking Jake in this way shows he's getting on his level and integrating into the team.

    • @leonidas9808
      @leonidas9808 3 роки тому +60

      When holt et jake are in Florida and holt works at the playzone
      ''Carly will be the first to go''
      Priceless scene, Holt have the best delivery i've ever seen

    • @minestar3D
      @minestar3D 3 роки тому +19

      idk i feel like when kevin told jake he'd stick knitting needles into his eyes that was pretty up there

  • @fluffjuice5743
    @fluffjuice5743 3 роки тому +793

    "well then why am I bleeding?"
    "I DON'T KNOW HITCHCOCK"
    this show is my favorite for a reason

    • @annakareninacamara6580
      @annakareninacamara6580 3 роки тому +19

      I love that
      1- he was bit by a human being
      2- it probably happened at home and he just didn't bother to patch it up/change clothes
      The more I think about it, the funnier it gets

    • @lovis1188
      @lovis1188 9 місяців тому

      ​@@annakareninacamara6580it was his son in law, meaning an adult

  • @msufan590
    @msufan590 5 років тому +6206

    Love how Jake and Amy are married and live with each other and Jake still manages to be late lol

    • @justjoannak
      @justjoannak 5 років тому +75

      That cold open was before they got together

    • @andrealombardo1241
      @andrealombardo1241 5 років тому +236

      @@justjoannak no, it was in season 6, they were already married

    • @Juliana-tf7zh
      @Juliana-tf7zh 4 роки тому +40

      Andrea Lombardo Actually season 2 episode 6, in 3:32 so they weren’t even dating yet.

    • @patrickcorby1423
      @patrickcorby1423 4 роки тому +93

      @@Juliana-tf7zh msufan's talking about 12:58 where Jake is late, not 3:32 where Amy is late.

    • @mns2137
      @mns2137 4 роки тому +59

      Patrick Corby I thought it’s bc Amy got a promotion and is managing some younger guys so she comes in earlier

  • @tonyblake7569
    @tonyblake7569 5 років тому +8087

    I love that last one. Especially after the opening credits where he's on the phone with Kevin and says "they moved it a full half inch. I'll tell you the entire story tonight." As if that wasn't already the whole story.

    • @rosie6976
      @rosie6976 5 років тому +83

      Tony Blake YES MY FAVE

    • @nesoinel
      @nesoinel 5 років тому +155

      And full half lmao this is so clever

    • @fele09
      @fele09 5 років тому +64

      Holt is the best

    • @paulheenan9098
      @paulheenan9098 5 років тому +155

      Knowing Holt, he would go into extreme detail about parking his car and coming up the elevator.

    • @seanswift1072
      @seanswift1072 5 років тому +81

      and how he asks how did you pull this off when it's pretty obvious how it went down

  • @walt6746
    @walt6746 5 років тому +3114

    "so we're all fine?" "Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep yep yep yep yep yepyepyepyepyep"

    • @UtamagUta
      @UtamagUta 4 роки тому +35

      It's amazing how they managed to go throught this scene in straight face 🤣

    • @tashalove9498
      @tashalove9498 4 роки тому +9

      Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep yep yep.

    • @owenmaleski2203
      @owenmaleski2203 4 роки тому +6

      Tell me I wasn't the only one who thought of the Sesame Street martians when they said that

    • @diablomdq1985
      @diablomdq1985 4 роки тому +2

      Cool cool cool co cocococo cool

    • @connorhayes7336
      @connorhayes7336 4 роки тому +1

      Let’s go Abed

  • @NettaAnggraini
    @NettaAnggraini 3 роки тому +940

    I can never listen to 'I Want It That Way' without singing 'now number 5' myself now.

    • @rizkyantonio7414
      @rizkyantonio7414 2 роки тому +6

      Will u say "Chills, literal chills" too after the reff?

  • @isabellabuchanan5869
    @isabellabuchanan5869 4 роки тому +6989

    Jake: “Wait where are my eggs?”
    Holt: “In my BELLY!”

  • @Eanso-706
    @Eanso-706 4 роки тому +2596

    Andre Baugher deserves everything for being able to keep a straight face through the show

    • @racharacha1643
      @racharacha1643 3 роки тому +13

      Ikr

    • @mn7263q
      @mn7263q 3 роки тому +5

      Who did he play lol

    • @Eanso-706
      @Eanso-706 3 роки тому +14

      @@mn7263q Holt

    • @mn7263q
      @mn7263q 3 роки тому +2

      @@Eanso-706 thanks

    • @noor-rx1ij
      @noor-rx1ij 2 роки тому +33

      Apparently he came from the drama world, this was his first endeavour into comedy and I think that made it even better. Hats off to Andre.

  • @smangko
    @smangko 5 років тому +6249

    What if Captain Holt overheard them doing the Holt-off impression and decided to do Boyle's impression of him just to mess with them, Jake especially.

    • @elliotlucassimmons5138
      @elliotlucassimmons5138 4 роки тому +480

      Honestly that's what I thought happened, and it made it that much funnier to me XD

    • @ryugalaw
      @ryugalaw 4 роки тому +185

      I think it's funnier if that was his genuine reaction

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 4 роки тому +167

      I don't think so. You see, everyone injects a bit of themselves into their impressions: Terry: gluten/healthiness of food, Rosa: sweetness, Gina: looks, Jake: not being liked. Boyle on the other hand shows true empathy. He cares about people which is why he gets them.

    • @Kellystella97
      @Kellystella97 4 роки тому +4

      I see him do so

    • @l8head145
      @l8head145 4 роки тому +5

      @@shyguy9302 you mean game theory!

  • @jolupinbrekker
    @jolupinbrekker 4 роки тому +35108

    The Backstreet Boys song opening has its own fandom and we all know that

    • @nicolassagrillo1442
      @nicolassagrillo1442 4 роки тому +1542

      Literally the only reason i know the song. If i ever hear it without the "now number five" ill be so confused

    • @UmaDevi-ez4qr
      @UmaDevi-ez4qr 4 роки тому +897

      I literally cannot hear the original without “now number 5” anymore

    • @thefelix420420
      @thefelix420420 4 роки тому +426

      i started watch because i saw that opening on 9gag once upon a time.

    • @acundo8888
      @acundo8888 4 роки тому +127

      Lol yeah i dont even like that episode, i just watch it for the opening

    • @elliebowden5155
      @elliebowden5155 4 роки тому +44

      this is literally so true

  • @ianwong5150
    @ianwong5150 4 роки тому +17638

    Im so glad brooklyn99 didnt add the background laughing to the show

    • @carolmarques6895
      @carolmarques6895 4 роки тому +1094

      right? i think it's so much funnier when there isn't any

    • @jp4431
      @jp4431 3 роки тому +842

      Oftentimes when the laugh track comes on and I don't laugh, I wonder if it's my sense of humor that's the problem or the bar is set way too low

    • @axoquatic
      @axoquatic 3 роки тому +254

      @@jp4431 th bar is just set to low

    • @kurtis_conner1
      @kurtis_conner1 3 роки тому +23

      One more like and 500 likes to ur comment.

    • @Hayanomie
      @Hayanomie 3 роки тому +149

      @@jp4431 nah it's literally the director being like "this is a funny, laugh or ur stoopid" even if it's a terrible joke you will still hear the audience convulsing

  • @ruchusk
    @ruchusk 5 років тому +13518

    I'm so glad they actually captioned which episode each one is from.

    • @weasel4674
      @weasel4674 5 років тому +41

      ruchusk same, I’m not all caught up yet, so I could skip ones if needed

    • @lilcave2716
      @lilcave2716 5 років тому +13

      What's the meaning of "Cold Open"

    • @weasel4674
      @weasel4674 5 років тому +48

      JCProyect the little scenes before the theme song

    • @victoryteamtv
      @victoryteamtv 5 років тому +20

      Best cold open of all time is THE FULL BULLPEN

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler 5 років тому +9

      @@victoryteamtv Either that or Backstreet Boys

  • @scarecrow27r39
    @scarecrow27r39 3 роки тому +3683

    There should be a spin off series of young Hitchcock and Scully.

    • @Shimeih
      @Shimeih 3 роки тому +128

      I would do really bad things for us to have that

    • @Y4735-s8t
      @Y4735-s8t 3 роки тому +67

      and young holt and maybe Terry

    • @person-vx9wl
      @person-vx9wl 3 роки тому +98

      And one of Jake and Gina growing up together

    • @rubentorres461
      @rubentorres461 3 роки тому +19

      @@person-vx9wl yes a thousand times yes

    • @zbaksh101
      @zbaksh101 3 роки тому +17

      We might finally learn the truth about Detective Daniels ;).

  • @Andy780Astrology
    @Andy780Astrology 5 років тому +8470

    It should be a crime that Brooklyn 99 wasn't nominated for any Emmys this year

    • @bluestwhale5876
      @bluestwhale5876 5 років тому +73

      Am I the only one who sees the irony in that?

    • @zerbxrt9883
      @zerbxrt9883 5 років тому +24

      @@bluestwhale5876 I think 323 people see the irony in that comment

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 років тому +82

      It should be treason for Fox to get rid of the show for lower tier garbage like Last Man Standing.

    • @jd2192
      @jd2192 5 років тому +6

      Game of Thrones was :|

    • @Jocelyn12700
      @Jocelyn12700 5 років тому +38

      Stevie yes but thank god for nbc. I feel nbc was the 99’s true home since the beginning, seeing as that’s where most of mike schur’s shows are

  • @nikunjdixit3225
    @nikunjdixit3225 5 років тому +7589

    I doubt anything will ever beat the ‘I want it that way’ cold open. Every second of it, including all 5 perps and the woman identifying the perp were perfectly cast and Jake’s expressions were just amazing. Apart from that, the Hoola hooping one, the full bullpen, and the high 5 one are also memorable off the top of my head. The cold opens are a B99 speciality.

    • @saloni.sharma
      @saloni.sharma 5 років тому +104

      Chills, literally Chills..

    • @ina8099
      @ina8099 5 років тому +150

      I also like the Halloween one with Amy and Jake competing over who is more ready for the heist with Holt sitting by their bed in their bedroom.

    • @leilanyx
      @leilanyx 5 років тому +63

      ok but the four other perps should totally ditch the life of crime and start a boyband or smth.

    • @saulehsaadat8814
      @saulehsaadat8814 5 років тому +51

      Just wish they had cast the backstreet boys for that particular cold open.

    • @VDV639
      @VDV639 5 років тому +36

      I adore how all five guys just happen to know the lyrics.

  • @teddypicker077
    @teddypicker077 4 роки тому +8896

    In season 7 they confirm that Kelly is both his dog AND wife, they are separate people, but both named Kelly

    • @maevemallory2122
      @maevemallory2122 4 роки тому +102

      Thanks!!

    • @teddypicker077
      @teddypicker077 4 роки тому +20

      Maeve Mallory np!

    • @juliusmorcilla6705
      @juliusmorcilla6705 4 роки тому +647

      Then we still don't know which Kelly he is talking about in that episode hahaha XD

    • @YoyIeCake
      @YoyIeCake 4 роки тому +119

      But which Kelly was he talking about

    • @Hello-qg4yk
      @Hello-qg4yk 4 роки тому +97

      @@YoyIeCake we might never know

  • @noahcalland8316
    @noahcalland8316 3 роки тому +809

    12:24 Literally every word spoken (apart from the 3 spoken by Terry) in this scene starts with the letter B

  • @lowkeymd
    @lowkeymd 4 роки тому +16310

    How did Holt's character end up being the funniest

    • @Red-hc3if
      @Red-hc3if 4 роки тому +721

      Simple, he is the dad of the group, if he ain't funny while being serious or creative about it, he ain't being a dad.

    • @ukkimeepeatswaffles2493
      @ukkimeepeatswaffles2493 4 роки тому +573

      @@Red-hc3if I have to add that his seriousness adds a lot of hilarity to his jokes. Props to Andre Braugher for that too.

    • @MacMyKitty
      @MacMyKitty 4 роки тому +69

      He is the creed of B911

    • @brookebaker1347
      @brookebaker1347 4 роки тому +45

      deadpan drama

    • @randomness5281
      @randomness5281 4 роки тому +25

      @@MacMyKitty creed Bratton is creed Bratton

  • @softwarescope
    @softwarescope 4 роки тому +9852

    Anyone else wishes they could forget the entire show to watch all over again?

  • @mctusk
    @mctusk 4 роки тому +15846

    The world deserves an Hitchcock and Young Scully spin-off.

    • @abc6568
      @abc6568 4 роки тому +83

      Yes

    • @elroysworldFR
      @elroysworldFR 4 роки тому +1106

      A young hitchcock and scully spin-off, in which the old hitchcock and scully begin each episode by recanting stories of cases past!!! It could be epically hilarious!!

    • @isabellabuchanan5869
      @isabellabuchanan5869 4 роки тому +225

      Surely but Andy sandberg would have to be a producer still

    • @elroysworldFR
      @elroysworldFR 4 роки тому +94

      @M E X I C A N S A T A N didn't even think of Gina.. imagine the show title..
      I'm seeing either "Life With Linetti" or "Living 💯"

    • @elstonngunn4193
      @elstonngunn4193 4 роки тому +34

      @M E X I C A N S A T A N nah Rosa's wouldn't be interesting shes too one note Gina would be great, and holt is basically a main after Jake

  • @AkashChauhan-fl5ou
    @AkashChauhan-fl5ou 3 роки тому +291

    4:03 Captain Holt is the funniest guy.
    He made even hard boiled Rosa to crack

    • @dimidrugg9592
      @dimidrugg9592 3 роки тому +14

      Perhaps it was Stephanie, not Rosa.

  • @Network-yp8de
    @Network-yp8de 4 роки тому +3833

    "YOURE CRAZY?! HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF?!?!" will be my favorite foreverrrr

    • @Indigo842
      @Indigo842 3 роки тому +168

      Id add the scene he calls Kevin afterwards to tell him all about it :))

    • @ichirovalenzuelamontes4627
      @ichirovalenzuelamontes4627 3 роки тому +190

      Yes, Kevin, they moved it a full half inch. I'll tell you the entire story tonight. I love you as well. Goodbye

    • @bagel8343
      @bagel8343 3 роки тому +2

      nice pfp

    • @Network-yp8de
      @Network-yp8de 3 роки тому +1

      @@bagel8343 i like urs too

    • @princewembo8905
      @princewembo8905 3 роки тому +1

      Time stamp?

  • @demarcow382
    @demarcow382 5 років тому +3955

    “Like yeast!” 😂 always my favorite

    • @iyamiks04
      @iyamiks04 5 років тому +7

      can u explain what it means

    • @santisiso5
      @santisiso5 5 років тому +52

      @@iyamiks04 Boyle says he has a Dianne Weist infection, as a pun for yeast infection

    • @bugthebeloved
      @bugthebeloved 5 років тому

      Where is it in the video

    • @santisiso5
      @santisiso5 5 років тому +2

      @@bugthebeloved 6:04

    • @bugthebeloved
      @bugthebeloved 5 років тому +2

      6:03?

  • @majaj9847
    @majaj9847 4 роки тому +1361

    The last one had me dying.
    "yOu gUys ArE CrAzY!!!!"

  • @dreamer5819
    @dreamer5819 3 роки тому +262

    One of the best parts of this show is the Cold Opens, never disappoints.

  • @LiiiiiiMa
    @LiiiiiiMa 4 роки тому +8559

    how tf did andy and joe keep a straight face during the diane weist scene

    • @joelmole3157
      @joelmole3157 4 роки тому +436

      Lima Given the way it was cut, I don’t think they did

    • @D_U_N_E
      @D_U_N_E 4 роки тому +665

      Best part is how they stare each other down, one in anger, the other is complete amusement.

    • @sienna8081
      @sienna8081 4 роки тому +301

      I could see jo about to break character by the he was touching his lips and also I would love to see bloopers to this

    • @samliska3664
      @samliska3664 4 роки тому +25

      Well, they got paid for it.

    • @thecanuck1234567
      @thecanuck1234567 4 роки тому +50

      Probably about 30 takes

  • @ConfusedKoalaBear
    @ConfusedKoalaBear 4 роки тому +1421

    I love seeing Rosa smile in the background when something goes down

    • @jodie3950
      @jodie3950 4 роки тому +37

      Her smile is always so vicious, just like her character

    • @moonoftheblood
      @moonoftheblood 3 роки тому

      Yo I was 666th like pog

  • @janjeikobu5163
    @janjeikobu5163 5 років тому +2875

    9:43
    Number 1: Killed that chin beard
    Number 2: Killed that hair
    Number 3: Killed that voice
    Number 4: Killed those looks
    Number 5: Killed her brother

    • @VizelleG
      @VizelleG 4 роки тому +7

      Yassss

    • @estelleboo
      @estelleboo 4 роки тому +101

      Ok but number 3’s looks and voice AND he didn’t kill the brother 😍

    • @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
      @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE 4 роки тому +8

      Estelle Boo right lmao..it was a plus sign he didn’t kill the brother

    • @mainmanlobo_
      @mainmanlobo_ 4 роки тому +4

      You killed the copy paste

    • @bluez1892
      @bluez1892 4 роки тому +1

      Number 2 : Flaming Shark

  • @Aravind-ew6sk
    @Aravind-ew6sk 3 роки тому +209

    Jake : Moves the podium by half inch
    Holt : You're crazy!!! How did you pull this off???😂😂😂

    • @Suchwerewolf
      @Suchwerewolf Рік тому +1

      I love that one it’s so wholesome

  • @terrismith2277
    @terrismith2277 5 років тому +11716

    I will never forgive you for making Young Hitchcock and Young Scully hot.

  • @ajaykandhari
    @ajaykandhari 4 роки тому +4066

    Yes Kevin they moved it half an inch.

    • @shinyagumon7015
      @shinyagumon7015 4 роки тому +80

      Funniest Stuff I have ever seen

    • @felipox17
      @felipox17 4 роки тому +123

      A FULL half an inch LOL

    • @ahaanbohra5334
      @ahaanbohra5334 4 роки тому +96

      I was DYING KEVIN DYYYYINNGGG!!!!!

    • @s33521
      @s33521 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @matthewroberts5530
      @matthewroberts5530 4 роки тому +41

      @@ahaanbohra5334 Kevin I was laughing quite vigorously in fact

  • @shocopancakee7731
    @shocopancakee7731 5 років тому +1119

    10:20 You can literally see her heart break when she recognizes the murderer. This scene is SO good omg

    • @Meltedcheese567
      @Meltedcheese567 4 роки тому +79

      Literally you can literally see that her heart literally broke. Literally.

    • @Tiffany-ov2jf
      @Tiffany-ov2jf 4 роки тому +13

      @@Meltedcheese567 😂 u sound like Sheldon from bbt

    • @randomness5281
      @randomness5281 4 роки тому +2

      @@Tiffany-ov2jf more like Chris from parks and rec

    • @eesyam91
      @eesyam91 4 роки тому +1

      And that is what makes it even better

  • @satyapramod3764
    @satyapramod3764 3 роки тому +74

    I love it when some actors just own the roles so much...Holt's casting is so spot on

  • @iamcoolerthanyouhehe1794
    @iamcoolerthanyouhehe1794 5 років тому +5703

    B99 has literally the best cold opens

    • @SGeeeDubb
      @SGeeeDubb 5 років тому +26

      Better than SNL.

    • @Arkatox
      @Arkatox 5 років тому +212

      The Office is really the only other show I've seen with cold opens as good as B99.

    • @NickTheKangaroo
      @NickTheKangaroo 5 років тому +30

      iamcoolerthanyou hehe you can’t forget the office

    • @Gordemastah
      @Gordemastah 5 років тому +34

      Tied with the office

    • @GLBizzie
      @GLBizzie 5 років тому +19

      Arkatox i would say Malcolm in the middle had amazing ones aswell

  • @sirknight3180
    @sirknight3180 4 роки тому +702

    The way captain holt said “in my belly” was so funny and intimidating i couldnt even stop laughing.

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 5 років тому +1847

    “Why is my phone always dead? I paid $13 for it.”
    I’ve been there, man.

    • @isabellabuchanan5869
      @isabellabuchanan5869 4 роки тому +11

      Gary Cooper read this just as he said it😂😂

    • @unagi7143
      @unagi7143 4 роки тому

      my hands are all buttery from making butter

  • @megavore97
    @megavore97 5 років тому +1424

    “You’re CRAZY, HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF”
    🤣🤣🤣 I’m crying

    • @jhobebvillasor5936
      @jhobebvillasor5936 5 років тому +13

      this is my favorite

    • @longlivethebook5877
      @longlivethebook5877 5 років тому +4

      @@jhobebvillasor5936 me too!!!

    • @Shantanushetty33
      @Shantanushetty33 5 років тому +17

      I was just scrolling and hoping someone would appreciate this cold open.

    • @TomBob88
      @TomBob88 4 роки тому +10

      It's even better that after the opening Holt is on the phone to Kevin telling him about it.. before he starts the meeting.

  • @saeqxnii9366
    @saeqxnii9366 4 роки тому +3536

    no one:
    charles: LiKe yEaSt

    • @lofi5787
      @lofi5787 4 роки тому +36

      This one is my absolute favourite!!!:D

    • @unknownuser4060
      @unknownuser4060 4 роки тому +4

      LIkE yEaSt** first letter has to be lower case except when i comes after L

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah I think Boyle broke Jake with that one

    • @lazulidrawzalot
      @lazulidrawzalot 4 роки тому +6

      I could not BREATHE

    • @obedbv1
      @obedbv1 4 роки тому +9

      Somebody care to explain, never understood the joke. None native speaking english

  • @dec1ple135
    @dec1ple135 5 років тому +3053

    Re-watching these, Rosa is actually smiling often when she's the background character

    • @Andjelka99
      @Andjelka99 5 років тому +32

      Breaking character in obviously hahaha

    • @winniemaereact1391
      @winniemaereact1391 5 років тому +156

      I think she’s smiling as often when she’s on screen! That faint smile is very often there when someone is embarrassing themselves or that she finds something funny

    • @rtozier2011
      @rtozier2011 5 років тому +24

      When nobody's looking at her.

    • @clayongunzelle9555
      @clayongunzelle9555 5 років тому +10

      I just noticed that too she can't keep it together when holt is doing his thing and I can understand that

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 5 років тому +2

      I always notice since watching

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere 3 роки тому +164

    The Backstreet Boys cold open is the reason why I'm terribly addicted to this TV show

  • @RegisEduardo.s
    @RegisEduardo.s 5 років тому +960

    "Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar." For some reason, I love the dramatic way Jake says that. Hhahahahahhaha
    Also I love how Amy says she's 77 seconds late.

  • @samuelthomas3029
    @samuelthomas3029 5 років тому +525

    3:22 Captain Holt savouring the look on Jake's face like a finished piece of art

    • @CS-er3ib
      @CS-er3ib 5 років тому +19

      He birthed that expression

  • @brandondispanet5874
    @brandondispanet5874 4 роки тому +647

    Holt acts all straight edge and by the book, but in actuality, when it comes to Wuntch, he’s the most childish of the whole crew. 😂. I love that show.

  • @tm7171
    @tm7171 3 роки тому +83

    Rosa's smile at 4:04 is so pure OMG

  • @spideyfan1990
    @spideyfan1990 4 роки тому +1591

    The Backstreet Boys opening is what made me start watching the show.

  • @davemontesa8998
    @davemontesa8998 5 років тому +637

    "Maybe she fell into another dimension where she's interesting" my god, gina makes me cackle

  • @godsperfectfailures796
    @godsperfectfailures796 4 роки тому +4579

    "I want it that way"
    "Whoo chills, literal chills."
    "It was number five, number 5 killed my brother"
    "OhmygodIforgotaboutthatpart"

    • @dudeudontknow341
      @dudeudontknow341 3 роки тому +49

      It’s the best one of the entire show imo

    • @Nerdyplaneresident
      @Nerdyplaneresident 3 роки тому +7

      That one was gold

    • @hafizimranYT
      @hafizimranYT 3 роки тому +4

      @@dudeudontknow341 Agreed. Second best for me is the Dianne Wiest infection.

    • @dogsauce5653
      @dogsauce5653 3 роки тому +2

      My favorite cold opening, that and diane weast infection

    • @harrysmith1719
      @harrysmith1719 2 роки тому

      Best part or Brooklyn 99

  • @rawtrout007
    @rawtrout007 4 роки тому +872

    12:20
    "Bottles.
    Boyle.
    Bullpen.
    B-b-b-b-b
    Bottles,
    Boyle,
    Bullpen,
    Bowling.
    Behold,
    Brooklyn
    Buddies!
    Boyle
    Bullpen
    Bottle
    Bowling."
    "Beautiful."
    "Be
    Brave
    Bro,
    Be
    Brave.
    Bowl!!"
    "Baaaaaaaaah!"
    "BAM!"
    "Bullseye!"
    "Booyah!"
    "Babooshkaaa!"
    "Babooshkaaa!!"

    • @chiraglunagaria4597
      @chiraglunagaria4597 3 роки тому +7

      🤯🤯🤯

    • @TslilTapiro
      @TslilTapiro 3 роки тому +93

      i'm willing to bet one of the writers woke up at 3 AM just to come up with this idea write it down and go to sleep

    • @deepakv5705
      @deepakv5705 3 роки тому +2

      @@TslilTapiro and were having a terrible hangover.

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 3 роки тому +19

      The look on Rosa's face after the lady screams "Babushka!" and before everyone yells it makes me crack up more than anything.

    • @isabelluiza7659
      @isabelluiza7659 3 роки тому

      wow this is wonderful--

  • @maggie3405
    @maggie3405 4 роки тому +1606

    “Behold Brooklyn Buddies! Boyle Bullpen, Bottle Bowling.”
    “Beautiful.”
    “Be Brave, Bro.”

  • @zainabanwer8444
    @zainabanwer8444 4 роки тому +1823

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that they used each word that started with 'b' at 12:34 ?? That was epic!

  • @alphonse6803
    @alphonse6803 4 роки тому +565

    “These are the Davidson’s. They want to know what happened to their missing grandmother...?”
    “... _I have some deeply tragic news for you._ “

    • @syabilaazri7834
      @syabilaazri7834 4 роки тому +8

      Now that a sad Thankgiving for that family. My guess is that their grandmother got kidnaped and kill with the body found at the park

    • @smeni9495
      @smeni9495 4 роки тому +2

      *gobble gobble*

  • @laveenadsouza5848
    @laveenadsouza5848 4 роки тому +75

    "Tell me why
    Ain't nothing but a mistake"
    "NOW NUMBER FIVE"
    iconic

  • @BenjaminBizarre
    @BenjaminBizarre 4 роки тому +282

    12:23 I kind want to give props to the writers on this cold open, with the exception of Terry, that whole bit was a flawless alliteration.

    • @trevgev256
      @trevgev256 3 роки тому +38

      Also, Terry says "what are you -", which is 3 non-B-words... Then Jake cuts him off with 3 B's ("-b-b-b!!").

  • @bobs1422
    @bobs1422 5 років тому +929

    The Backstreet Boys cold open is, hands down, my favourite ever. Got three of my friends into the show with this one.
    Bullpen Bottle Bowling is strong second place, though. I just love the idea of starting every word in the open with the letter "B" :D

    • @asmasaeed8698
      @asmasaeed8698 5 років тому +3

      I got into the show when I saw that on Facebook! 😂

    • @katherinehearnet7533
      @katherinehearnet7533 5 років тому +1

      Robert S BABUSHKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @bobs1422
      @bobs1422 5 років тому +1

      @@katherinehearnet7533 BABUSHKAAAAAAAA!!!!!

    • @katherinehearnet7533
      @katherinehearnet7533 5 років тому

      Robert S BABUUUUSSSHHHHHKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler 5 років тому +1

      For me The Full Bullpen is a clear second behind Backstreet Boys

  • @tomobrien4182
    @tomobrien4182 4 роки тому +453

    The editing at 12:18 is pure gold and was worth every minute they spent making it

  • @jess3274
    @jess3274 3 роки тому +65

    11:30 was the biggest twist... EVER

  • @rcgaming5087
    @rcgaming5087 4 роки тому +490

    Holt: I’m already on my second cup
    Rosa: This is my third
    Jake: _silence_

  • @madlyclumsy
    @madlyclumsy 5 років тому +1045

    *_9:26_* *the best cold open in the history of cold opens.*
    Along with The Full Bullpen of course.

    • @311Koala
      @311Koala 5 років тому +32

      Chills. Literal chills.

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 5 років тому +10

      No way man, it's definitely 2:13.

    • @madlyclumsy
      @madlyclumsy 5 років тому +10

      @@christianschoff2490 it was hilarious but it wasn't like the full bullpen or the 'I want it that way' cold open

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 5 років тому +5

      @@madlyclumsy I find it the funniest because of how torturous it is to Jake. My 2nd favorite is HalloVeen.

    • @NickyKnickerson
      @NickyKnickerson 5 років тому +1

      agree

  • @andrashoffmann7522
    @andrashoffmann7522 5 років тому +949

    I have literally watched this show 6 times from s01e01 to s06e18, and im never bored while doing so

    • @asherunderground7951
      @asherunderground7951 5 років тому +4

      András Hoffmann lucky you I still can’t watch season 6

    • @roeiirani7505
      @roeiirani7505 5 років тому +3

      Octavia Kind movies123

    • @Stephen05777
      @Stephen05777 5 років тому +2

      András Hoffmann those are rookie numbers in this racket

    • @andrashoffmann7522
      @andrashoffmann7522 5 років тому +1

      @@asherunderground7951 i watch it on an invitation based hungarian website that forwards you to some hidden site where the episodes are in 1080p, but its shady and when i click play, it opens 2 tabs, so when i close those, then i can actually watch it xd its not the most comfortable way to binge it, but it works. I have to do this since netflix doesnt have S6 yet, and hulu is strictly american, and i cant sign up to it

    • @lullabysanton2241
      @lullabysanton2241 5 років тому +1

      @@andrashoffmann7522 just search "index of Brooklyn 99" in google and you can either stream or download... All season

  • @BigJeremyBeyer
    @BigJeremyBeyer 3 роки тому +42

    "I Want it that Way" will always be the absolute funniest scene in the history of television.

  • @fernandaelx7094
    @fernandaelx7094 5 років тому +2099

    this show needs the same amount of recognition as Game of Thrones period

    • @vitordebruim8634
      @vitordebruim8634 5 років тому +77

      I prefer as it is. Remember what happened to Got? A crazy meltdown. Sometimes popularity can kill a show. BBT for example. I found this show last month and love it dont want it ruined

    • @mannyvides8510
      @mannyvides8510 5 років тому +6

      @@vitordebruim8634 what's BBT?

    • @godens34
      @godens34 5 років тому +25

      Pretty sure it deserves even more, there's almost no pressure build up to something that can't possibly be lived up to, each episode is its own satisfying experience because it makes me laugh or at least entertained

    • @fernandaelx7094
      @fernandaelx7094 5 років тому +11

      @@vitordebruim8634 touché. But they need more audiences tho or else they'd get cancelled.

    • @vitordebruim8634
      @vitordebruim8634 5 років тому +11

      @@fernandaelx7094 oh dont say that. I read an article they got cancelled by fox if Im not mistaken then renewed. I mean. Whats to dislike this series? Pure clean comedy and family friendly. Halloween episodes are my favorite so far s2

  • @jheka05
    @jheka05 5 років тому +584

    My top 3:
    #3 hoola hoop holt (because of his face in the end)
    #2 halloween heist with holt in the bedroom
    #1 i want it that way

    • @LetMeWanderHere
      @LetMeWanderHere 5 років тому +7

      Love his face at the of the hula hoop confession. It really makes it

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 5 років тому

      also the WHOLE PRECINT

  • @rightbutno6544
    @rightbutno6544 4 роки тому +244

    “Why is my phone always dead? I paid thirteen dollars for it!” Such an underrated line

  • @emmyjemmy4208
    @emmyjemmy4208 4 роки тому +97

    honestly i have not laughed harder in my life than i did at 'diane weist infection' the looks on their faces had me dead

  • @tvterthot
    @tvterthot 5 років тому +2045

    Captain Holt does these things to Jake on purpose lmao

    • @DaveH82
      @DaveH82 5 років тому +48

      To make Jake better.

    • @Kaxology
      @Kaxology 5 років тому +39

      It also shows that he has became less strict and more open to the crew. He is always more fond of Jake than anybody but he doesn't make it too obvious.

    • @wopfedrawofura5752
      @wopfedrawofura5752 5 років тому +8

      Just some good old dad-son teasing

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 5 років тому +1

      Lmao, "I will break you" followed up by trolling Jake in the way he knows it will hurt the most.

  • @ozairsiddiqui8668
    @ozairsiddiqui8668 5 років тому +403

    BOYLE BOYLE BOYLE “ I TOLD YOU TO NEVER WAKE ME UP”😂

  • @nabeelkhan7506
    @nabeelkhan7506 5 років тому +225

    The chemistry between Jake and holt is on a whole different level
    Change my mind

  • @subhangisamal
    @subhangisamal 3 роки тому +334

    12:25 "Bottles, Boyle, Bullpen... (and so on)" has the same energy as "BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA"

    • @pankuj4268
      @pankuj4268 3 роки тому +20

      Identity theft is not a joke, jim. 🤕

    • @annakareninacamara6580
      @annakareninacamara6580 3 роки тому +3

      yasss! Was looking for this comment! Also how did they manage to put so many words starting with 'b' together?

  • @Th_Uslss_Indvdl
    @Th_Uslss_Indvdl 4 роки тому +62

    I could literally just watch this show for the cold opens and still be entertained

  • @jackjohncomics6145
    @jackjohncomics6145 4 роки тому +1175

    4:02 Stephanie (Rosa) breaks character

    • @ITSFRICKENADAM
      @ITSFRICKENADAM 4 роки тому +70

      Yes, I was literally going to say that but you beat me to it

    • @Sui_Generis0
      @Sui_Generis0 4 роки тому +96

      Happens a few times with most characters in the show and they just leave it in

    • @szlendak1368
      @szlendak1368 4 роки тому +5

      D1 that’s great

    • @szlendak1368
      @szlendak1368 4 роки тому +62

      4:45 here too ?

    • @jackjohncomics6145
      @jackjohncomics6145 4 роки тому

      Pangolin Potter 😂

  • @killanelle
    @killanelle 5 років тому +1255

    9:26
    You are my fire
    The one desire
    Believe when I say
    I want it that way
    TELL ME WHY!
    Ain’t nothing but a heartache
    TELL ME WHY!
    Ain’t nothing but a mistake
    NOW NUMBER FIVE!
    I never wanna hear you say
    WHOO!
    I want it that way
    Chills, guys. Literal chills.

    • @devongarvie6261
      @devongarvie6261 5 років тому +85

      Number 5. Number 5 killed my brother
      Oh God, I forgot about that part!

    • @79shinners
      @79shinners 5 років тому +27

      Backstreet boys im familiar

    • @mariancariaso9868
      @mariancariaso9868 5 років тому +13

      Best Cold Open!!

    • @hollyg7346
      @hollyg7346 5 років тому +12

      Best scene in history

    • @Cobreezyy06
      @Cobreezyy06 5 років тому

      Payton Scott thank you, we didn’t know the lyrics...

  • @ultimatenintendoninja5450
    @ultimatenintendoninja5450 5 років тому +3530

    You forgot:
    Jake: So you want me to keep Hitchcock from spilling on himself for the rest of the day??? We both know that's impossible.
    Holt: I'm counting on you.
    Jake: I won't do it.
    Holt: There's nobody else I trust.
    Jake: What you're asking is insane.
    Holt: I'M NOT ASKING!
    Jake: _IT'S A SUICIDE MISSION!_
    Holt: _THEN PREPARE FOR DEATH!_
    Jake: *YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND!*
    Holt: *_THIS IS A DIRECT ORDER, DETECTIVE, GET IN LINE!_*

    • @marcusinternet
      @marcusinternet 5 років тому +324

      Rosa: hey. you guys startled hitchcock. he spilled two full jars of spaghetti sauce on himself.
      Hitchcock, absolutely covered in spaghetti sauce: thanks a lot, fellas!

    • @jwhine
      @jwhine 5 років тому +3

      What episode

    • @ultimatenintendoninja5450
      @ultimatenintendoninja5450 5 років тому +20

      @@jwhine Brooklyn Nine-Nine S6: E9 The Golden Child

    • @inflameslp311
      @inflameslp311 5 років тому +5

      This one had me rolling. Haha

    • @GP-qo6yz
      @GP-qo6yz 5 років тому +2

      Ultimate Nintendo Ninja Omigah I LOVE that one

  • @gisforhungry
    @gisforhungry 3 роки тому +40

    i love how jake makes up games and stuff and everyone just rolls with it

    • @alchemist0019
      @alchemist0019 Рік тому

      Of course they would the games are great. Sure if it was anyone else they would be annoyed and dislike him but he is good enough at his job that it doesn't affect anyone else's job. I mean how can you hate a guy for messing around a lot when he's able to help you solve your "unsolvable" case WHILE messing around (and sometimes because he's messing around).

  • @nehirakinn
    @nehirakinn 5 років тому +688

    Still waiting for number 3 to get a record deal.

    • @UncleJimmi_ID
      @UncleJimmi_ID 5 років тому +36

      Right?!!! I do a double take at his voice every single time

    • @GiaMarieCarangi
      @GiaMarieCarangi 5 років тому +17

      Suriya Farrow-Harris he’s actually in The Book of Mormon touring company.

  • @alyg9381
    @alyg9381 5 років тому +381

    12:24 I just realised that jake kept saying words that start with “b” 😂😂😂 (Babushka got me)

    • @rndmccssmmry
      @rndmccssmmry 4 роки тому +11

      Oh daang - I didn't notice that 😂

    • @whatsinaname1133
      @whatsinaname1133 4 роки тому +26

      Honestly the writing of this show is so smart, it can never get boring

    • @FatJesus15
      @FatJesus15 4 роки тому +6

      It's called alliteration, and it's surprisingly hard to do, the writing is... Or shall I say was, beautiful

    • @Amru_263
      @Amru_263 4 роки тому

      man das so coool

    • @rice9380
      @rice9380 4 роки тому +3

      not a single word that didnt start with B

  • @dinguschrist5276
    @dinguschrist5276 4 роки тому +377

    3:21 unbelievable that a man like Holt has over 300 unread emails

  • @desmondattah6562
    @desmondattah6562 3 роки тому +37

    You could tell it was number 5. Mans sang with his heart and SOUL

  • @primcasiha
    @primcasiha 5 років тому +1050

    Season 6 on Netflix internationally PLEASE

    • @bernicereads
      @bernicereads 5 років тому

      Primrose M. Thank you

    • @tobiteam9685
      @tobiteam9685 5 років тому +29

      We got only 4 seasons in germany :(

    • @m0rii_
      @m0rii_ 5 років тому +5

      @@tobiteam9685 same in Italy :(

    • @prettyinpurpleeee
      @prettyinpurpleeee 5 років тому +8

      @@m0rii_ same in Brazil...

    • @Gingerfrost6771
      @Gingerfrost6771 5 років тому +5

      @@tobiteam9685 same in Mexico!

  • @ainashburn
    @ainashburn 4 роки тому +590

    6:05 the cameraman for that scene needs to get a raise

    • @raphaelb.8665
      @raphaelb.8665 3 роки тому +88

      Definitely. The zooming in makes it 100x funnier, it's unbelievable.

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 3 роки тому +30

      It’s the most brutal straight face I’ve ever seen.

    • @masonr8697
      @masonr8697 3 роки тому +16

      like YEAST

    • @cailloufan97
      @cailloufan97 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t get it

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian 5 років тому +301

    "why are you telling me this?"
    - "because no one will ever believe you" 😂😂😂😂

  • @kenilinyu
    @kenilinyu 3 роки тому +30

    When young Scully and Hitchcock were so "alert" and "job doing" 😂💛

  • @vodoxgaminggl2284
    @vodoxgaminggl2284 4 роки тому +144

    “Maybe she fell into another dimension where’s she’s interesting”
    Amazing

  • @Catzzzz187
    @Catzzzz187 4 роки тому +213

    9:26 one of the best cold openings ever!!!!

  • @helentrxn
    @helentrxn 5 років тому +708

    No one:
    Charles: “like yEaSt”

  • @HotShame0
    @HotShame0 3 роки тому +67

    "Maybe she fell into another dimensions where she's interesting", the greatest burn ever.

  • @nehirakinn
    @nehirakinn 5 років тому +461

    When they were trying get Gina's attention was also a great cold open.

  • @jackblackburn9988
    @jackblackburn9988 4 роки тому +297

    i love how hitchcock and scully dual wielded their pistols when busting the drug guys

    • @rtwiles8444
      @rtwiles8444 4 роки тому +12

      They were holding their badges in their left hands.

  • @ffflustered9qr
    @ffflustered9qr 5 років тому +315

    I feel like a B99 cold open isn't complete without the smash cut to the opening theme's horns.

    • @buzz092
      @buzz092 5 років тому +3

      Agreed!

  • @Okinawatrip
    @Okinawatrip 2 роки тому +13

    I love how Stephanie Beatriz is genuinely smiling in a lot of takes when she's not the main on that shot. She's basically breaking character and her smile is worth much more than the value of any episode.

  • @whoanellynelnel3874
    @whoanellynelnel3874 5 років тому +266

    "it was five, number five killed my brother!"
    "-hah ohh my god I forgot about that!"
    Got me