If "Real People" Commercials Were Real Life - Chevy Blazer
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- What if those annoying "Real People. Not Actors" commercials were actually real life? This time we tackle the all new 2019 Chevy Blazer with a new commercial so terrible that Chevy has already deleted from their website. Lucky for you we already ripped it.
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This is a parody
Original commercials for reference: • Chevrolet All New 2019...
"You guys having a garage sale because your sales are so low?"
Dead😂
Nobe616 hahaha makes sense these guys are trying to shove it down my throat enough about buying cars now these dudes are throwing anything at me like I will buy it and not have it break down 😂
That's Fuckn Priceless I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobe616 so savage lol
@@dr.johnzoidbergmd7165 You're just complaining about this with the same sentence in a less interesting way all the time. /stop repeat /learn commenting_yourself
😅
"I put the lawn chair in the chevy so its worth more at scrap metal" lmao
Ben Jones lol
Ben Jones HES got a new one coming lol
In*
ha ha!
Lmfao
“the unicycle, so i have a ride home when it breaks down” killed me 😂
I've seen no one talk about this it's underrated.
Tbh a bike would be a better way home lol
@@dangitspang4667 He is calling the person who drove it a clown
Lmao
So will the chevy blazer if you try to drive it faster than the unicycle
"You're probably better off putting wheels on the accordion instead"
Let's pimp this accordion
Just like a Chevy....takes two hands to push!!
@@dr.johnzoidbergmd7165 k bro chill
I’d pay good money for a pimped accordion
@@valiant7802 ikr
“And rotary phone, cause like a Chevy they used to be reliable but now all the good ones are made by Asians”
Godamn that was good
isn't that true for everything lol
DanFan :D yeah pretty much
Yashua Fradkin if u want shitty slow handling, then yes. If u want actual cars, germanys better
He's saying that old Chevys were reliable. That's way too generous of him.
@@amphiumaiii7058 he's doing a bit. The line is funny, but its truthfulness needs follow-up questions about which Chevys (and which Asians), and what qualifies as "reliable"
The Chevy Blazer has a great frontal-impact rating...
The tow truck usually absorbs most of the impact.
Underrated comment. You win.
Lol
This has gotta make it into one of the videos
Sweet Jesus :D
They should have left it in the past. Now another great brand is ruined by crap and ugliness.
“The blazer screams “modern art!”
“Oh shut up Debra!”
XD XD
but it DOES........ugly as shit
it does scream modern art... when i look at both i think who TF would make this and think people would be willing to buy it
It is just like modern art in that it’s overpriced, I’ll look like a A-hole for bringing it up in conversations, and the cleaning lady might accidentally throw it away thinking it’s garbage.
I saw someone at the Chicago art institute sitting on the floor staring at a panel that was painted with 3 shades of green....searching for meaning. How insufferable
@@philhatcher9072 Oh god, that's embarrassing...
“This car is just sick”
“Yea I agree it’s making me a little nauseous too”
Honestly this car looks really nice.
Albert Kocharyan no
@@xilliilliiillix1003 the front looks like a better version of a Camaro as a suv.
@@Albert-xl3nx "better version of a Camaro"
One it looks like a bloated Camaro, and we know modern muscle cars are boats so that doesn't help it's case
2 u said it looks like a Camaro that really shows how much of a sheep u are, they put no artistic ability in the design so they cop out by taking the selling features of it and have idiots like u say "it's nice looks like a Camaro" if u like Camaros buy a Camaro.
@@T0YCHEST what if you want a Chevy Blazer and not a Camaro
despite knowing absolutely nothing about cars i now have a deep-seated hatred for chevy thanks to these videos
Chevy = garbage
Ford = only get the trucks
BMW = never buy one
Audi = own a whole garage for Audi
Toyota = very reliable
Honda = very reliable
I can't honestly say theres an American car barnd that's been worth it in the last twenty years. I used to swear by Jeep, but now they're Chrysler with all that entails. I drive Mazda now.
@@alexshendel1984 well i would also put SUV's under ford, they are reliable and sedan also but they stopped making them soo it doesn't matter. the focus was the best sedan they had. and i agree with you on the rest
Um gonna be honest the tahoes with 5.3s are great had it for 3 years and 0 break downs and it has 180k on it. I hear the motor will to 300k also have a Jimmy with a v6 and it has 250 give or take plus a s10 with a i-4 2nd one after other was totaled in a not at fault wreck R.I.P Little Truck the 2nd 1 has 80k on it the other had 180k and most of that was put on by us. I don't why people hate on Chevy they make great trucks and great suvs but I wouldn't buy a car or any car for that matter... CARS SUCK IDIOT BUY A SUV DAMN IT....
I love old chevies, the only good new chevies are the camaro, SS, and corvette
"oh, shut up Deborah"
*most underrated line here*
"Accordion: Chevy. Cuz like a Chevy, it takes two hands to push, and no one ever buys one."
As an accordion player, that both hurt and cracked me up at the same time!
I'm a _____ yet I love this video!
@@McconneIIRet niggga?
@@codyray2083 She's a Chevy.
I play keyboards, but I tried an old accordion once and it was really cool. Never came close to figuring out the part with the buttons, but playing the keyboard side was fun
Could be worse, you could have been a recorder player.
I'd rather watch this channel over comedy central
Comedy Central is garbage these days. I would rather watch a dad just tell jokes than Comedy Central. 😂
KH Fishing Comedy Central had it...but then they’ve lost it
Yeah, it’s just nothing but over saturated reruns of South Park and The Office all day long. It seems cool for like a week or two, but then you’d be seeing the same episodes over and over again, which is boring.
Adult Swim can only air one or two episodes of a show a night and is also experimental with its programming which is why I prefer [as].
Only good thing you can only get from CC is Tosh.0, everything else is hot garbage.
All the late night "comedic" fake news programs on comedy central are total trash, idk how anyone watches them.
Can't believe they still keep pumping out these crazy "commercials" with 100% authentic reactions from real human beings
they make them so Mahk can do this
For the same reason people think "Reality TV" is real, despite ample evidence it's all scripted nonsense and editing to create drama. Chevy is targeting their marketing at the very same clueless idiots.
"Chevy is targeting their marketing at the very same clueless idiots."
Well at least they know their market.
"Is the front supposed to be like that, I mean it looks like a 2015 Nissan Rogue got into a car crash"
That shit hit me hard lmfao
Guy: This car is sick
Mahk: I agree, it’s making me a little nauseous too🤣
"Is that the same face you make when TSA asks you to remove your butt plug?" Omg you guys are amazing.
The roasts are too good
Yes Mahk is back with another Chevy ad
This is the best commercial ever!
The eastern Mass accent is strong with this one
This skit gets the JD powah awad for best initial laughs 🤙🏽
We’re not gunna talk about the other suv changing from a jeep to a ford
(0:57 ford)(1:21 jeep)
Best name on This platform It literally changes from 0:07 - 0:09
Finally I see someone noticed
The guy even said ford when he said the sad clown lol
oh my god
I’m glad someone heard thar
Official Chevy UA-cam channel has 630k subs when Mahk has 650k. Yay for zebra corner. That's shows quality where it matters. 🥳🥳🥳
Just wanted to add, Zebra Corner is at 666k today!
The only reason the Chevy official channel has a good amount of subscribers is because people want to be notified when a new ads come out so they can dislike it
@@tannerbeaudette-renaud1355 It's probably also a lot of the government officials that thought it would be a great idea to use our tax dollars to keep Chevy alive.
Midhun Mathew I l love democracy
@@BlueOvals24 probably?? It's most likely
Bruh, Mahk’s gotta be Chevy’s top enemy at this point.
Yup. He's a mahked man.
I'm surprised they haven't tried paying him off to stop destroying them with these videos
@@declanh2314 That never stopped Chevy from lying about other brands in their own commercials.
Scotty killmer don't like Chevy either.
Chevy's top enemy must be their customers. Look how they treat them!
When I saw the thumbnail I thought that the red car was front smashed.
It comes Pre-Smashed, so when you inevitably wreck it, it won't look any different.
@@dialamx1 that's excellent product design.
Seriously, who do they ask when coming up with these new designs??
@@dialamx1 It will break down before you get a chance to wreck it. lol It also will smash mirrors with it's super ugliness.
“Cause like a Chevy it takes two hands to push and nobody ever buys one”
🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha! “Also, is that the same face you make, Potch, when TSA asks you to remove your butt plug?” It was funnier cause one of the guys laughs after Mahk says it!
Alex Crawford Why does he call him “Potch”?
I think that’s the guy’s name.
**Points to Jeep**
"FORD WOULD BE THE SAD CLOWN"
Yeah, you know how Ford's signature grille is 7 vertical slots.
@@billgateskilledmyuncle23 LMFAO
there was a ford in some clips
Chevy is just so bad at making advertisements that they fucked up the continuity of this one by using 2 different “other brand” SUVs, splicing footage together of both in the commercial. What incompetent morons.
“I put all the other things in the other SUV”
Lol
BASITH PH but can “all of the other things” fit in “the other SUV”?
"It takes two hands to push and nobody ever buys one" 😂😂 I'm actually rolling on the floor right now
No you're not.
Party pooper much okay
X to doubt
Albert Hoelting how do you roll and type
I mean, Chevys (of all ages) are like half of every vehicle on the road in my daily life. SOMEone is buying them.
Mahk -
Where are you?
Chevy is putting out crappy commercials left and right.
So much potential!!
*"Are you having a garage sale because your sales are so low"*
What astonishes me the most is how GM hasn't realized how bad their commercials are. It's almost like they do it just so Mahk can make fun of them lol. I mean, seriously, does GM really think these horrible commercials are going to sway people to buy their junk garbage?
Your 100% right. What eats my ass about them is they show absolutely nothing useful actully about the car. Its complete idiots giving completely uneducated idiotic statements that are suppose to tell us "what to think" about it. Dont know about you, I do my own thinking. Dont need a 60 billion dollar govement welfare check taking company telling what I "should think" about their cheaply made vehicles.
@@marvinheemeyer6660 Exactly. Instead of them trying to sell their products on their own merit, they are always trying to show what somebody else doesn't have to make themselves look better. I haven't seen a Ford F-150 commercial in awhile that shows a Chevy and talking bad about it. They just show you their truck and tell you about it. GM's marketing just doesn't seem well thought out. And come on GM, nobody's buying the "real people, not actors" thing. Doesn't get much more corny than that lol.
@@88tcoupe There are stupid Americans who think they have to by a Chevy cause pee-pa bought them!
Most folks buying are brand loyalist and refuse to look outside of GM. These commercials are an attempt to grab folks who will never afford that $50k truck brand new. 🤦🏾♂️
Probably their studies, tests and data numbers do show a heartbeat pulse somewhere in there. It’s been dragging for too long for it to be completely useless... but I have worked in other unrelated companies where the numbers are “tweaked” for the big boss or refuse to go out there to get sample data and go blind forever (and then wonder why the product doesn’t work)
“Wrong answer you care for them both”
-Mahk, 2019
I see the Aztec is making a comeback.
So true. Back in the day, they nicknamed it the "Ass-crack" cuz it looked like shit.
best. diss. yet! hahaha rofl
At least Aztek had a personality, this is pure soulless garbage.
I saw a new red blazer earlier this week and was like wtf is that.. its looks more like a scion then the old school blazer.
@@Tratios saw a k5 blazer the other day, and they were always rare where i live; that thing has so much presence that, it goes off the rails. whereas this is shit.
"I would put the lawn chair in the chevy, because it would be worth more in scrap metal'' 🤣🤣🤣
Not gonna lie. I’d take the grand Cherokee over the blazer.
Same. One has a V-8 and RWD, and one only has a 4cyl FWD/AWD? Which one do you fucking think I'm going to take 🤣
I love jeeps the only Chevy I would ever drive would be one of the cool old ones like an impala other than that even modern jeeps are better
Who wouldn't?
Pach?
Both of them are utter garbage.
Dodge/Chrysler/Jeep are less reliable than GM vehicles.
One sad, sad garage sale there.
Chevy is a sad sad sad car company.
@@hunterrrdrives it wasn't always that way. At least the Camaro and Corvette are still good. I can say that with Ford as well which only thing that they have going for them is the F150 , Mustang, and GT
@@hunterrrdrives good point
Friend: what car do u drive?
Me: accordion with 4 wheels
Friend: Should have bought the same. I am driving a chevy
"Blazer screams modern art." No, it definitely screams "Mom car."
Anti vax mom
They always want there kid to die
it screams fahk mayeeee!!!
Oh I don't know, much like modern art the new Blazers disappointing ugly and soulless.
"Accordion = Chevy, because like a Chevy it takes two hands to push and nobody ever buys one." SAVAGE AF. x-D
As much as I'm still a Chevy fan...
Rotary phone in the Blazer because they used to be reliable... that's pretty accurate. And funny!
@Jason Littlefield Ask your mom.
Sick burn.
@Jason Littlefield Bow tie 'til I die!
@Jason Littlefield *you're
@Jason Littlefield Seek help.
@Jason Littlefield fam you need to get off the internet
“I’ll put the unicycle in the chevy, so I’ll have a ride home when it breaks down” 😂
Dr John Zoidberg MD thanks dr douchebag, because I totally asked.
These videos are just amazing! I love your hate for Chevy´s
It’s not a hate for Chevy, but a hate for what Chevy has become.
I don’t think it is hate, it just... where does GM, the captain of acceptable mediocrity, get off acting like their ‘vanilla’ garbage is cool and well made?! Followed a three year old Escalade today where the right tail light cluster wasn’t working. Chevy and Cadillac build quality are exactly the same. Who cares if it is a different factory. It doesn’t factor in a difference at all. Ultra-pretentious commercials deserved to be mocked.
97' Volvo 850sl all the way bro, still roll up my windows, but fuckin hell is that bitch reliable.
Chevy's, GM's in general are just not reliable (I speak from experience!) They made it easy to be #1 target from Mahk - and I applaud him!
These commercials are just so damn stupid - between the false BS facts, Potsch Boyd..the annoying little twit spokes dork. And the unrealistic "real people" and over blown reactions over a Chevy. You'd think after that "Most reliable over Honda, Toyota...etc" ad, a flat out lie - forcing them to pull the commercial, Chevy would have created a new marketing campaign.
Like an accordion, It takes two hands to push and nobody ever buys one!
Bruh 1.27 is something else I swear. “Unicycle in so I don’t have to walk when the Chevy breaks down XD
Guys stop saying all this
I’m tired of liking every comment
Ford Mustang Ford F-350 I’ll admit they had us in the first half...
Kokoro Banks what
Kokoro Banks oh thanks
I thought I had 4 notifications from people saying stuff to me guess not
Its fkn funny.
“It’s modern art”
“Oh shut up Debora”
I can see where Debora was going with this. Most modern art looks like shit.
Comedy Central needs to invite Mahk to do celebrity roasts. This dude brings the fire!
Comedy Central has gone all leftist PC identity politics and Mahk is none of those things. I doubt they would touch him with a 10 foot poll and if you ask me that is a good thing.
That THING does NOT deserve the Blazer name...
ClawBoss I agree. The Blazer was a name for a rugged off-roader. Now they just made another soccer mom crossover and slapped a Blazer badge on it.
Mid 80s Nova ?
Chevy has gone to lowest common denominator...
Blazers use to be designed for a specific mission and did it well. The design supported the utility part of the suv designation..
This is a van with delusions...
Sort of like the new Dodge "Charger"?
A family sedan with a muscle car name.
just like that double back windowed dildo does NOT deserve the Eclipse name
“Is the front supposed to be bent like that?” Lol I lost it there 😂
Finding this channel was the best thing to happen to me this year ;)
God damn this was amazing.
Definitely putting the "modern art" in the chevy, you know because modern art is also overpriced garbage.
Xereth- OMG, that's funny!
LMAO!!!
BEST! COMMENT!!! EVER!!
@Adon Smith maybe not all, but most Modern Art is most certainly Overpriced Garbage.
My husband is a used car salesman at a Chevy dealership and he thinks the new blaze's are ugly. He says it looks like a Camaro and a Lexus crossover had a love child 😂
Oh God that's a bad combo
@@1985toyotacamry that's why he thinks they are ugly... I like my Sienna. Way more practical than an SUV
Have you asked him what it's like to live a lie?
@@TheIntJuggler he says that's why he sells used and not new! Lol
That's a Traverse with a Camaro front end, that's no goddamn Blazer!
well it still looks better than the new Camaro. The new Camaro looks like it went through too many rounds of plastic surgery and its face has fallen off.
Looks more like a Pajero Sport(in Australia)
" You guys having a garage sale, koz yo sale is so low " 😭😭😭😂😂 yooooo
I see Mahk, I click
The new Blazer looks like the Nissan Rogue
It’s pretty sad
Almost every SUV now kinda look the same... he used a jeep thats like 5 years old haha and almost all of them are under powered and burn oil like a 1$ bill at a strip club
@@Tac0zOnRs under powered? The 3.6 has plenty of power and they come with a diesel or 5.7 hemi
Audiix R SUVs are garbage honda civics are literally the best cars ever
@@tbhgolden2108, I puked a little, while reading this. The cars you get in America... It's sad, really.
Don't insult the Rogue like that
My thoughts when Chevy released the “new Blazer”... 🤦🏻♂️
JUST found this channel and have spent the last HOUR power watching. I am crying laughing!! Dead!
"A quote from the video we all just watched "
Id really want someone to pimpout an accordion.
Accordions are cool.
Honda Accord-ion?
I'll never get tired of these.
“LETS PIMP THIS ACCORDION”
The Chevy Accordian: It's as bad as it sounds.
"Is that the face you make when TSA asks you to remove your butt plug?" LMFAO 😂😂😂
I'm sure the accordion would sound better too.
Pop quiz! This item is often called a squeezebox. Is it a Chevy or an accordion?
@@gutsmasterson2488 trick question, it's both.
Does anyone remember that progressive ad
“Real people, Real actors”
Kareem Almond ua-cam.com/video/vqobY3r203k/v-deo.html
The Unicycle so I have a ride home when it breaks down. 😂😂
1:00
That clown scared the living Chevy outta me
“Accordion -> Chevy cuz like a Chevy it takes two hands to push and nobody ever buys one.”
Oh wow did you watch the video aswell??!
Really? They trying to compete against a Jeep Grand Cherokee??
Lukas K- ROFLMAO- I know, the only vehicles probably shitier than Chevy. What next? A red wagon?
The funny thing is it’s not even a top trim level grand Cherokee either and it still looks better than the blazer
I don't see a 700hp Blazer, just saying.
Your editing just gets better and better. It started out phenomenal, and now it's astonishing. 😃
I don’t even hate Chevy but I always get a kick out of how much he hates them!!!
You should, it’s a Chevy after all
"Ford would be the sad clown." other car is a fucking jeep lol.
I just found this channel in my recommended but I have instantly fallen in love with it. Every video is SOOO funny.
The only channel worth hitting the notification button for.
“You guys having a garage sale because your sales are so low?”
Im dead
this is vital work. god bless you.
Lol that accordion jab was legendary
“ where’s Xzibit lets pimp this accordion” 😂 dead !!
Who would you chose?
Like: Pregnant women
Comment: Elderly women
The pregnant woman goes in the Chevy that way I can get rid of the Chevy and avoid child support all at once, it's like killing two birds with one stone.
@@King-hs9zc but you commented :/
@@tecwzrd I also liked, so what's your point
I would have to put the elderly woman in because that’s my life.
Putting the pregnant woman in the Chevy would be illegal in Alabama.
Chevy needs to keep making commercials so you can keep making these videos. Hilarious!!!
😆HEY MAHK!!! I JUST SAW A NEW "REAL PEOPLE" COMMERCIAL FOR CHEVY EQUINOX. *GO GET 'EM MAHK!!!
I got a Santa fe ad after watching this😂😂💀
How does this guy not have more subscribers? This shit is gold!
Literally just looks like a rav 4, the main difference being the rav 4 has something called "reliability"
They just pissed off a lot of Jeep fans dissing the Grand Cherokee. (including me)
I rented a 2016 Chevy Malibu a couple of years ago. I hated it. I drove from Tennessee to Wisconsin and back, the seat was so uncomfortable my ass is still not right
I hope GM tries to sue the ad campaign company because of how much everyone could see right through the ads and hated them. Mahk for the win putting it into videos for them as Exhibit A
“Accordion is just like a Chevy because it takes 2 hands to push and nobody ever buys them”
-Best quote of the year
What an amazing thing to wake up to, I was literally just binging your videos last night.
Jason H glad I’m not the only one who rewatches these often 😂
"I'd put everything in the other SUV because I want to get there"
Hehe. This guy thinks Jeep's are reliable.
Well, to be fair, they were, back in the 90s, when they still ran on AMC's 4.0L straight 6.
@@AlexandarHullRichter Chevy's with the 3.8 and 5.3 were reliable in the 90s and 2000s 🤷♂️
Any jeep other than the renegade, patriot, and compass is more reliable.
My parents little Jeep is still running well after being abused to shit on the farm.
You quoted wrong
ALWAYS 100% Brilliant. Best channel on YT
Mahk is consistently funny in every single video. There’s no meh or bad video. They’re all really good.
I can't tell if i'm just drunk but, this this absolutely the best video series i've seen in a while.
Oh Lord that's the new blazer? Talk about picking the fruit before it's ripe.....Jesus.
They should have copied ford and go with the old school suv people actually want and redo the blazer of the early 90s those things are solid
They wanted to be safe and not innovate so they put a new body on a traverse basically. And made it ugly as fuck
I'm a Chevy fan because my family has had more problems with Ford than Chevy, but this is funny as hell
I recommend Toyota or Honda they are a lot more reliable than both of them
@@chrishoang2313 Honda is ok but Toyota had faulty brakes back in the day that killed many people and they did nothing. So I would never trust them again.
@@alexh5358 fair point
Alex H
That never happened. The American car companies manufactured that just before they got bailed out because they were desperate. It was GM with the bad ignition that was really killing people. Look up the decision Ford made when they realized the Pinto was deadly - they decided it was cheaper to pay a few families off than fix the cars. People burned to death and Ford felt that was the better move.
This image quality is better than a Chevy.
1:04 that jab at Potsch was hilarious 🤣
Mahk isn’t mad at Chevy, he’s disappointed
He is disappointed at his life choices and angry at Chris Hansen.