Achmed The Dead Terrorist is Santa | JEFF DUNHAM

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @photohounds
    @photohounds 6 днів тому +77

    Achmed never gets old ...

  • @ARTSONICFAN990
    @ARTSONICFAN990 6 днів тому +187

    "Killing folks is easy. Being politically correct is a pain in the a$$!"
    - Achmed

  • @LGB-FJB
    @LGB-FJB 6 днів тому +51

    Love "Santa's" laugh

  • @Chevelle-g1h
    @Chevelle-g1h 6 днів тому +46

    SILENCE!
    ( I KEEL you)
    😂

  • @margaretcroft6227
    @margaretcroft6227 6 днів тому +55

    My fav is when achmed sings jingle bombs

    • @magpieone9390
      @magpieone9390 6 днів тому +3

      Mine too,in fact it's now part of Christmas Time at my house 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Jeff_Dunham4u
      @Jeff_Dunham4u 6 днів тому +1

      Oh really, that’s amazing

    • @margaretcroft6227
      @margaretcroft6227 6 днів тому +3

      @Jeff_Dunham4u absolutely we love all of his shows and can't wait for him to come to Chicago again

    • @Jeff_Dunham4u
      @Jeff_Dunham4u 6 днів тому +1

      Thank you so much you’re texting me directly, what state do you live

    • @Jeff_Dunham4u
      @Jeff_Dunham4u 6 днів тому

      What state do you live

  • @herbpetee75
    @herbpetee75 6 днів тому +122

    POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS IS A PAIN IN THE A$$, ONLY FOR THOSE WHO STILL HAVE AN A$$ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RebeccaMaki-w5x
    @RebeccaMaki-w5x 6 днів тому +32

    Gotta love Achmed!!!

  • @gunmaster2652
    @gunmaster2652 6 днів тому +45

    achmed is too funny 😅😅

  • @somaproable
    @somaproable 6 днів тому +35

    Never gets old

  • @TyeDPod
    @TyeDPod 6 днів тому +33

    Happy Thanksgiving. Merry Christmas. Hopefully we make it to a Happy New Year.

    • @tbone3972
      @tbone3972 5 днів тому

      It the same sh**, just different year….. Never understand why people are so happy.

  • @iteerrex8166
    @iteerrex8166 6 днів тому +21

    Achmed is the best 👍

  • @ronniecardy
    @ronniecardy 2 дні тому +7

    He's so funny I enjoy watching what he does with his buddies

  • @PriscilaCharpentier
    @PriscilaCharpentier 3 дні тому +8

    Achmed is my favorite ❤😂

  • @margaretcroft6227
    @margaretcroft6227 6 днів тому +17

    Lol my family loves to hear it during Christmas as well

  • @Mike-ys1qu
    @Mike-ys1qu 6 днів тому +20

    Love Achmed

  • @sandrabouton
    @sandrabouton 6 днів тому +16

    One of my favorites

  • @Bill-cv1xu
    @Bill-cv1xu 6 днів тому +27

    You misspelled Satan..😂

  • @freqenc
    @freqenc 6 днів тому +16

    That was a beautiful refresher!

  • @traveltectours6561
    @traveltectours6561 6 днів тому +31

    Hey ! Achmed and Jeff. I've never laughed Infront of a muppets show as my eyes got into tears 😂 Cheerings from Sri Lanka 🇱🇰 ❤️🎊

  • @julesmarner8654
    @julesmarner8654 4 дні тому +3

    Best line Ever,. " I don't have Any lips you Ass "

  • @andrewnorth170
    @andrewnorth170 6 днів тому +13

    "I don't have any lips, you a$$" lol

  • @stevedallas4942
    @stevedallas4942 6 днів тому +7

    It's nice Achmed was able to escape his regime, sneak in, find a nice job....
    Excuse me, I have to call a taxi.

  • @j3zproductions
    @j3zproductions 6 днів тому +24

    Yup his son AJ...❤️

  • @autumbreeze1129
    @autumbreeze1129 6 днів тому +13

    I thankfully managed to get this on DVD several months ago.

  • @DanWint
    @DanWint 6 днів тому +9

    Achmed just wonderfull.

  • @dollmom3597
    @dollmom3597 6 днів тому +9

    Humor has returned

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 3 дні тому +3

    1:26 I can’t believe I’m agreeing with a terrorist 😂

  • @liamara2140
    @liamara2140 6 днів тому +10

    Yeaaaaah 🎉 the best ❤

  • @herbpetee75
    @herbpetee75 6 днів тому +37

    THANKSGIVING COMES FIRST 😋 🤪

  • @maryasselen7725
    @maryasselen7725 6 днів тому +11

    😂😂 ,Love this one 😍

  • @christhomas5804
    @christhomas5804 6 днів тому +7

    The problem is (...1:35) it is so true today!

  • @may86bear
    @may86bear 6 днів тому +9

    Gotta ❤️Achmed 👍

  • @Mr.Bull_NewWorld
    @Mr.Bull_NewWorld 6 днів тому +12

    To be fair, the real Saint Nick is a pile of bones.

  • @mmmfahmy
    @mmmfahmy 6 днів тому +161

    I’m a Muslim and I say Merry Christmas to my Christian friends. What’s going on in the US?

    • @JoeyOrtega16
      @JoeyOrtega16 6 днів тому

      The u.s is chaos and has been for a while, pretty much sums it up, we had an election between a baby killer and cheeseball head.

    • @cynthiaschrader7474
      @cynthiaschrader7474 6 днів тому +2

      They dumbed down education.

    • @hypocrisyhunter8919
      @hypocrisyhunter8919 6 днів тому +52

      Some Americans are too eager to be offended on someone else's behalf. Don't understand it.

    • @denisegaylord382
      @denisegaylord382 6 днів тому +1

      There are crazies everywhere here. They think everything is "cultural appropriation". Plus there are groups that want to eliminate any reference to God or Allah.

    • @floydiandreamscapes5145
      @floydiandreamscapes5145 6 днів тому +2

      We have lefty snowflakes and their religious woke cult.

  • @adamzedet2289
    @adamzedet2289 6 днів тому +18

    Never seen a 'jolly fat terrorist' until now 😂😂😂😅 that laff sent me to Jupiter.... dynamite indeed😂😂

  • @feruzboymuratov
    @feruzboymuratov 6 днів тому +5

    😂😂I love Akhmed

  • @taliabraver
    @taliabraver 3 дні тому +2

    Achmed is so funny!

  • @shadowblade4142
    @shadowblade4142 6 днів тому +12

    😂

  • @joshcook5434
    @joshcook5434 6 днів тому +1

    Achmed: I’m jolly. (Proceeds to shake his head)
    I lost it at that moment

  • @sorayahsmith-cunningham3315
    @sorayahsmith-cunningham3315 6 днів тому +21

    Ahcmed is me mentally 😂😂😂😂

  • @larryburton9369
    @larryburton9369 11 годин тому +1

    Thank you for so much laughter and joy we need more 😊

  • @margaretmaggieroskowske655
    @margaretmaggieroskowske655 5 днів тому +1

    Jeff is great! I love all his characters. 😂😂😂

  • @AngelaAMR
    @AngelaAMR День тому

    Achmed is an adorable Santa Claus. Merry Christmas and a happy and healthy new year to all.

  • @lesliearbogast1
    @lesliearbogast1 6 днів тому +2

    I love this.❤

  • @khodabacusibrahim6772
    @khodabacusibrahim6772 4 дні тому +1

    Jeff seems to find himself funny too 😂🔥

  • @glendaneal7026
    @glendaneal7026 6 днів тому +1

    Bring Achmed back to your shows! If people don't like it, then they need to get over themselves!

  • @tammysand856
    @tammysand856 6 днів тому +6

    Achned is absolutely Halarious 😂😂😂😂I'm jolly and I'm Fatage 😂😂😂😂🎉I love ❤️ you Jeff Dunham ❤️ 😂😂😂😂

  • @peterconner-estrada3431
    @peterconner-estrada3431 6 днів тому +1

    This is hilarious!❤

  • @margaretcroft6227
    @margaretcroft6227 4 дні тому +1

    For sure always will be lol

  • @joelomax9306
    @joelomax9306 3 дні тому +1

    Never seen a fatless SANTA

  • @nikmansid1
    @nikmansid1 3 дні тому +1

    Brilliant

  • @johnyap4198
    @johnyap4198 6 днів тому +1

    Advance Merry Christmas infidels. 😂

  • @samanthadean1083
    @samanthadean1083 5 днів тому +3

    “I don’t have any lips, you a$$!”
    I still die laughing at that line!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @debraflynn9016
    @debraflynn9016 4 дні тому +1

    The enemy is here, watch out

  • @billm.8220
    @billm.8220 5 днів тому

    Love Peanut & Achmed !! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephankreinacke817
    @stephankreinacke817 4 дні тому +1

    Merry Cristmas Achmed. Greetings fro Germany..............🤪🤪

  • @nerdknight111
    @nerdknight111 6 днів тому +1

    For all we know, Achmed is just a Halloween decoration
    According to Walter, his ass says "Made In China"

  • @carstenkh
    @carstenkh 5 днів тому +1

    Merry Christmas everyone, if you are into Hanukkah or whatever, a friendly greeting is a friendly gesture - right 🙂

  • @sherricoffman
    @sherricoffman 5 днів тому +6

    Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 ThankYou4Sharing Jeff n Achmed !!! ❤ 🕊 MuchLove

  • @davidbowers985
    @davidbowers985 6 днів тому +2

    Merry Christmas I keel you!

  • @marjoriefredericks2905
    @marjoriefredericks2905 6 днів тому +1

    We love you ❤❤❤

  • @jenotteni7889
    @jenotteni7889 11 годин тому +1

    he's my favorite

  • @lachauntiswashington231
    @lachauntiswashington231 5 днів тому +1

    Lol😂😂😂

  • @VickyNewland-ds1zr
    @VickyNewland-ds1zr 6 днів тому

    I really love this Christmas special it is extremely hilarious and amazing

  • @joetaylorchristmastree2866
    @joetaylorchristmastree2866 6 днів тому +4

    Nice ❤ I love your videos ❤

  • @Fyreflyy1
    @Fyreflyy1 6 днів тому

    You missed a huge opportunity with this. Achmed should have been Krampus lol

  • @oscarkline9653
    @oscarkline9653 15 годин тому

    Happy thanksgiving Jeff and family

  • @frankrizzo3915
    @frankrizzo3915 6 днів тому

    I love this.

  • @laraSemerad
    @laraSemerad 5 днів тому

    Scrooged -up is funny and i the Christmas carol clothes on all the puppets.

  • @YorkieWander73
    @YorkieWander73 День тому

    Thankyou jeff u bring me a lot of laughter...Happy Thanksgiving if you're still living in the good ol U.S. of A❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😊

  • @zaebrezzy
    @zaebrezzy 6 днів тому +11

    Lit🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @varqartveli1
    @varqartveli1 6 днів тому +5

    😅😅😅

  • @sneggleblech
    @sneggleblech 6 днів тому +1

    Yeah, what did happen to Achmed's son?

  • @sathyamoorthy2690
    @sathyamoorthy2690 День тому

    Achmed 😂😂😂

  • @annieseaside
    @annieseaside 3 години тому

    Came out in 2008, Still Funny! ❤😂

  • @allanmanley6340
    @allanmanley6340 3 дні тому +2

    I am with Achmed; being politically correct is a pain in the a$$.

  • @alexanderthegame4286
    @alexanderthegame4286 2 дні тому

    2:49 Im Jolly :D

  • @WILLNOTCOMPLY72
    @WILLNOTCOMPLY72 6 днів тому +2

    Wait.... This is an old 1. I saw this same 1 years ago.

  • @mhamdnassr9023
    @mhamdnassr9023 6 днів тому +4

    Im so offended 😂😂 its not funny 😂😂

  • @21anusha
    @21anusha 6 днів тому

    Lol lol

  • @Dmanplayer723
    @Dmanplayer723 День тому

    Yeah, so just so you know and understand. A lot of Atheists do celebrate holidays like Christmas, however we don't celebrate the reliogn side of things, we celebrate the family side of things. When it comes down to it, the holidays are about consumerism. So from a Atheist, Merry Christmas and happy new years.

  • @RonaldKistner-wilson
    @RonaldKistner-wilson День тому

    Ackman the dead test

  • @PriyeshBohra-c5s
    @PriyeshBohra-c5s 3 дні тому +1

    Can you please do a show in India!!

  • @learnwithhasuntha
    @learnwithhasuntha 17 годин тому

    Love from Srilanka

  • @steamtrainpower
    @steamtrainpower 5 днів тому +1

    Love Achmed ❤❤❤ SILENCE!!!!!!! I KEEL YOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @briannewton7855
    @briannewton7855 6 днів тому

    Ahmed is awesome

  • @Ghauster
    @Ghauster 6 днів тому

    I know some people take offense at everything but they need to just grow up. So what if someone says merry Christmas or happy holidays. They both cover the season that's supposed to be a season of caring about others rather then yourself.

  • @julesmarner8654
    @julesmarner8654 4 дні тому

    How often does Achmed shave, he has no beard ?

  • @DjBrancoOfficial
    @DjBrancoOfficial 5 днів тому +1

    Ahmed stillt the best no1

  • @kwynnmccallumbega4705
    @kwynnmccallumbega4705 6 днів тому +2

    Achmed is my favorite character❣️ Aloha from Hawaii 🌺🌈🌴🤙

  • @ROLANDO72510
    @ROLANDO72510 6 днів тому +2

    Cant get enough of the other white meat Dunham🤠 thanks for sharing this great video 😎 Mery Christmas all👌

  • @markj1140
    @markj1140 6 днів тому

    Achmed identifies as fat

  • @kevineberhardt4431
    @kevineberhardt4431 6 днів тому

    IT'S A CHRISTMAS HAT 👒. NOT HOLIDAY.

  • @trulylynn9941
    @trulylynn9941 6 днів тому +1

    There will never be apolitician that I trust! We are living in a movie (The Matrix). Just saying

    • @ASuicuneOnTheOBX
      @ASuicuneOnTheOBX 6 днів тому +1

      Are you alive or were you born on this planet? 😂

  • @margaretcroft6227
    @margaretcroft6227 6 днів тому

    I live in Chicago

  • @candacecherry2846
    @candacecherry2846 5 днів тому +1

    A cuple off yarrs aggo

  • @Gaming-How-To
    @Gaming-How-To 6 днів тому

    Early gang \/

  • @bulledereve9824
    @bulledereve9824 5 днів тому

    He’s over there, over there and up there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @csillahorvath7812
    @csillahorvath7812 6 днів тому

    The Best Way to start the day. I love you guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    XOXOXO from Hungary- Europe

  • @christinemariephillips424
    @christinemariephillips424 6 днів тому +1

    I have this Christmas Special on DVD It’s my Favorite Jeff Dunham Christmas Special It’s so Funny🤣😂😆😅😜😝 I Like Jeff Dunham He is Funny & Peanut is my Favorite from Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special