As the representative to the International Bear Association I speak on behalf of all bears with this statement. Women, we don't want your bullshit. We have learned from the folly of your men and have seen what you have dogs, creatures so fierce they once struck fear into the hearts of our Bearkind. We have no desire to put ourselves in a position where 20 years down tthe road our simple lives are ruined by the unsubstantiated accusations that we mauled a woman who bares no claw marks, bite marks or scars. So again we ask that you stop harrassing us and lumping us into your bullshit. Sincerely, The International Bear Association.
The women answering this is pretty dumb. The more interesting question if you ask men this question. I don't trust a man who didn't pick the bear purely out of a desire to hunt one with nothing but a pocketknife and his courage.
As the representative to the International Bear Association I speak on behalf of all bears with this statement.
Women, we don't want your bullshit. We have learned from the folly of your men and have seen what you have dogs, creatures so fierce they once struck fear into the hearts of our Bearkind.
We have no desire to put ourselves in a position where 20 years down tthe road our simple lives are ruined by the unsubstantiated accusations that we mauled a woman who bares no claw marks, bite marks or scars.
So again we ask that you stop harrassing us and lumping us into your bullshit.
Sincerely,
The International Bear Association.
The women answering this is pretty dumb. The more interesting question if you ask men this question. I don't trust a man who didn't pick the bear purely out of a desire to hunt one with nothing but a pocketknife and his courage.
Okay. Don't trust me then. Because in bear versus melee weapon, I'm betting three months pay on the bear every time.
I pick the man