The thing stunning the Mantis in that one clip is a Bombadier Beetle which can shoot an acid-like substance from its ass at its attacker, which explains why the Mantis started shaking its hands like that
Ive learned its useless trying to explain anything to Coney as he knows everything already, even though 75% of the time he's wrong or just straight up ignorant of the subject, he'll still act like he's got a bachelors in it refusing to acknowledge he could be wrong.
@@Tetragramz hurt?? Lol who the fuck is hurt? You do realise you can find someone/something annoying without being hurt, right??? What you said makes absolutely zero fucking sense. "Hey, no point explaining anything, this guy is a stubborn idiot who doesnt listen to anything" watch the video and notice at how everytime chat gave him facts, he dismissed them and basically said it was bullshit. Im not saying hes annoying because he doesnt listen to me personally if thats what youre getting at .... lol Clown
I mean Flygon is in my top 5 favorite pokemon, and he's literally a bug. He might not be bug type, but it's like how Charizard is a dragon but not dragon type. Anyone who complains that Coney called Flygon a but needs to take a step back and evaluate the battles they fight.
[13:26] *SIGH...* dear chat and editor: Contrary to what its name suggests, Flygon is NOT a dragonfly. Its evolutionary line is based on the life stages of an ANTLION.
Sorry Coney but you're objectively wrong about dragonflies. They're just the coolest bugs for so many reasons. I mean these dudes got rid of the ability to walk so their legs could be facing forward to hunt more efficiently. They're literally like the attack drones of the insect world, and attack drones programmed to kill flies and mosquitoes which you hate. Dragonflies are simply the best.
apparently you see cockroaches in tight spaces, because being slightly squeezed comforts them. which is weirdly cute. Just like how flies sleep in flowers.
15:45 speaking of mustard gas, my roommate and I almost mustard gassed ourselves when we were cleaning up for his gf to come over (we used both bleach and an ammonia-based product in the bathtub)
When I went on a holiday to Mexico back in 2012, I remember one night at the resort, I went to use one of the public toilets, I walked in and the lights were all off. I thought that was weird but assumed they were turned off for a reason and didn't think any more of it. Went in to a cubicle and started pissing. While I'm stood there I look down in the corner at the toilet brush, except I couldn't see it because sat on top of it was a moth that honestly was about as big as my head. I have never had such an uncomfortable and panicked piss in my life lmao.
I highly recommend watching old episodes of Animal Face-Off or Deadliest Warrior. Animal Face-Off creates an animated scenario of what would happen if two animals fought in nature. I remember there being one on Hippos vs Bull Sharks and one on Elephants vs Rhinos iirc? Deadliest Warrior takes things likes pirates, ninjas, samurai, knights, and researches the weapons those people had and what tactics they used historically to take out an opponent. Apparently they also did an episode on vampires vs zombies but I only know that through word of mouth. Highly recommend you check these out.
I actually have a dnd character themed around insects so I'd love to get inspired... wAIT I ALREADY HAVE AN IDEA! Edit: yeah dragonfiles are so dope, i gave them to him as his starting companions
I'm real happy that Coney changes clothes between sponsor reads and videos. Gives me an easier time finding the time to skip to so I can get back to the real content.
We could not take millatary tactics from ants as we're not usosial however ants use tactics like encircling their enemies and than striking from multiple angles to overwhelm their target which is a tactic used in our warfare, tho ants don't really emphasize areal control nor do they account for nuclear strikes...
I was sitting at the family desktop like 20 years ago and got bit on my big toe by an earwig. It drew blood. I’ve had a vendetta ever since I hate those things
I helped clean the house of a helpless old man who went to my church and his house was INFESTED with silverfish. Like hundreds of them every time you lift something up. It was traumatizing. Glad to see they are trash tier
for the ant war question, the short answer is no the long answer is... odd. So, we've apparently known about ants waging wars with other ant species for a long-ass time (Charles Darwin had made notes on the topic, yes it goes back *that* far), but there were never any serious in-depth investigations into ant warfare until recently, simply due to how massive the ant warzones can be. As such, it's highly unlikely that any war strategies developed had taken direct inspiration from an ant colony's war tactics.
Earwigs absolutely climb in your ear. My friend had one crawl in when he slept... O and fuck moths. They are the worst bug. They in demon spawn tier. They turn into dust when they die.
Nah we didn't get phalanx formation from ants. Both species just recognized it was useful so it was implemented. Kinda like how convergent evolution works with different species.
No, we didn't learn tactics from ants. There is some similarities between the army and the ants, but that's just because we both try to do the most with the least effort. It naturally looks the same, but isn't related
actuly isnt the dung beetle one of the strongest beetle species i know its a scarab like a rhino beetle and a rhinoceros beetle is strong enoph to get out of a trash can that has the lid on
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Get that bag coney
No
Get that bag CONEY!
Damn, this better gave you the fucking money.
YO, grasshoppers having frame 1 jumpsquats had me DYING
He was typing tp into the command box
Dragonflies eat mosquitoes. That alone makes them one of the few insects I appreciate.
also they're natural helicopters, which is cool.
@@DissedRedEngie ornithopters
I would pay to see Coney commentate animals fight against each other
Man can't wait to see coney commentate dog fighting
Wait that’s illegal
same
@@justindesrosiers3145 not necessarily. Just watch some nature documentary and commentate that.
@@3DOM_ fair enough
Big fan of Coney attempting to distract chat from calling him Poop Boy by saying he would make beetles his fursona and completely failing
"Why do you guys like dragonflies?" I'm straight up killing this dude
8:44 a 1-frame escape option, that must be a yoshi.
The frame one escape option is a jump, too
I'm a bit unfamiliar, what frame 1 escape option does yoshi have, and in what game?
@@shantheman9922 tax evasion
The thing stunning the Mantis in that one clip is a Bombadier Beetle which can shoot an acid-like substance from its ass at its attacker, which explains why the Mantis started shaking its hands like that
Ive learned its useless trying to explain anything to Coney as he knows everything already, even though 75% of the time he's wrong or just straight up ignorant of the subject, he'll still act like he's got a bachelors in it refusing to acknowledge he could be wrong.
@@Gulliedoutbigup You can't be this hurt over a content creator. He doesn't even have 150k subs
@@Tetragramz hurt?? Lol who the fuck is hurt?
You do realise you can find someone/something annoying without being hurt, right???
What you said makes absolutely zero fucking sense.
"Hey, no point explaining anything, this guy is a stubborn idiot who doesnt listen to anything" watch the video and notice at how everytime chat gave him facts, he dismissed them and basically said it was bullshit.
Im not saying hes annoying because he doesnt listen to me personally if thats what youre getting at .... lol
Clown
AIght you can cry now bitch
Oh no he called Flygon an insect
RUN CONEY THE SWEATS ARE COMING
Fanmade Mega flygons are almost universally dragon bug, i think flygon being a bug is the more popular opinion
I mean Flygon is in my top 5 favorite pokemon, and he's literally a bug. He might not be bug type, but it's like how Charizard is a dragon but not dragon type. Anyone who complains that Coney called Flygon a but needs to take a step back and evaluate the battles they fight.
I actually wish it was dragon bug, then it wouldnt be outclassed by garchomp
@@benjaminobi tbf dragon bug sucks balls
@@benjaminobi at least regional/paradox forms give us hope for it one day
[13:26] *SIGH...* dear chat and editor: Contrary to what its name suggests, Flygon is NOT a dragonfly. Its evolutionary line is based on the life stages of an ANTLION.
Sorry Coney but you're objectively wrong about dragonflies. They're just the coolest bugs for so many reasons. I mean these dudes got rid of the ability to walk so their legs could be facing forward to hunt more efficiently. They're literally like the attack drones of the insect world, and attack drones programmed to kill flies and mosquitoes which you hate. Dragonflies are simply the best.
The DNF Duel joke was great lol. "Just go into any retailer and they'll have it on sale (like it has been for a while)"
This sponsor transition actually mad sense 🤬🤬🤬
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@@muzuchama e haha funnie
heartbreaking that this is the first coney video i'm not watching by choice because i have such an irrational fear of bugs
Turn that irrational fear into a rational one and stick your hand into an ant hill.
I’d kill to see Coney commentate an Arc System game lol
Coney would probably think Goldlewis is really funny at first and would absolutely hate Happy Chaos if he commentated Strive, lol.
15:39 BIOHAZARDOUS BEETLE
Coney being sponsored by arcsys feels weird
I already saw this on TierZoo's channel and I was waiting for Coney to see that grasshopper legit blink out of there. was not disappointed
apparently you see cockroaches in tight spaces, because being slightly squeezed comforts them. which is weirdly cute. Just like how flies sleep in flowers.
15:45 speaking of mustard gas, my roommate and I almost mustard gassed ourselves when we were cleaning up for his gf to come over (we used both bleach and an ammonia-based product in the bathtub)
I’m so glad insects are small and frail if they were like the size of a dog we’d all be doomed
"Send your friends fighting game gifs, I bet they're gonna love it" sent me.
The largest contiguous ant colony in the world is 6000 km in size, stretching from southern France to the southern coast of Spain.
Since Coney had a good sponsor transition I will actually watch his sponsor
When I went on a holiday to Mexico back in 2012, I remember one night at the resort, I went to use one of the public toilets, I walked in and the lights were all off. I thought that was weird but assumed they were turned off for a reason and didn't think any more of it. Went in to a cubicle and started pissing. While I'm stood there I look down in the corner at the toilet brush, except I couldn't see it because sat on top of it was a moth that honestly was about as big as my head. I have never had such an uncomfortable and panicked piss in my life lmao.
Damn flies kinda cool! Dragonflies still solo tho, god they're so cool!
this is your strongest clickbait yet. honestly i have no choice but to be proud
I highly recommend watching old episodes of Animal Face-Off or Deadliest Warrior. Animal Face-Off creates an animated scenario of what would happen if two animals fought in nature. I remember there being one on Hippos vs Bull Sharks and one on Elephants vs Rhinos iirc? Deadliest Warrior takes things likes pirates, ninjas, samurai, knights, and researches the weapons those people had and what tactics they used historically to take out an opponent. Apparently they also did an episode on vampires vs zombies but I only know that through word of mouth. Highly recommend you check these out.
What to learn from ants: the power of numbers, acquire large military.
I actually have a dnd character themed around insects so I'd love to get inspired... wAIT I ALREADY HAVE AN IDEA!
Edit: yeah dragonfiles are so dope, i gave them to him as his starting companions
I'm real happy that Coney changes clothes between sponsor reads and videos. Gives me an easier time finding the time to skip to so I can get back to the real content.
I like it when Coney talks to me like I haven’t already given Arcsys all my money
My favourite bug are ladybugs, because they are cute and harmless, and they have little polka dots on them
And they eat pests,how useful.
i wish coney were real
The shine joke KILLED me bro
neither ants nor humans learned how to do war in the best war, whoever has the best way to do war simply survives
Fun fact, dung beetles are the strongest animal being able to push 2000 times their own weight
8:39 aw hell nah grasshopper got the goated oos
why does the first frame of every coney video look like he's about to sneeze
I love how he used the Dung Defender theme for the beetle segment
I love Tier Zoo and Coney so this is a great "colab"
Finally nice to see you react to him
Just a hunch but I would say Ants DEFINITELY created their whole military hierarchy after witnessing trench warfare firsthand during WW1
Dung beetles are my favourite bug, they're just silly little guys. Special shoutouts to pill bugs too, which aren't bugs but I love them just as much.
I saw the video and thought he lost to the bug gym in the new Pokémon game
We could not take millatary tactics from ants as we're not usosial however ants use tactics like encircling their enemies and than striking from multiple angles to overwhelm their target which is a tactic used in our warfare, tho ants don't really emphasize areal control nor do they account for nuclear strikes...
Just because no one has documented ants using ant sized guns to fight other ants doesn’t mean its never happened
Coney needs to commentate animals fighting
I was sitting at the family desktop like 20 years ago and got bit on my big toe by an earwig. It drew blood. I’ve had a vendetta ever since I hate those things
Coney the Dragonfly Contrarian
RIVER CITY GIRLS IS ARCSYS AND WAYFORWARD? THAT GAME CANNOT BE BAD!
I could hear coney losing his breath just reading the names of those Arcsys games
Oh arc system works sponsor that’s rad.
I love moths they're adorable
fun fact: if you tap 2 while watching this video (not on phones), it goes to 4:20!
Now chat should tier every bug
Grasshopper has a one frame jump squat
Coney, Dung beetles are the strongest insects in the world cause they are roll object's way bigger than themselves
OMG NEW TIERZOO? I LOVE INSECTS!
Fuck I love arcsys!
I helped clean the house of a helpless old man who went to my church and his house was INFESTED with silverfish. Like hundreds of them every time you lift something up. It was traumatizing. Glad to see they are trash tier
idk if we got any war tactics from ants but i know we got agricultural ideas from them.
I love praying mantises so much!
for the ant war question, the short answer is no
the long answer is... odd. So, we've apparently known about ants waging wars with other ant species for a long-ass time (Charles Darwin had made notes on the topic, yes it goes back *that* far), but there were never any serious in-depth investigations into ant warfare until recently, simply due to how massive the ant warzones can be. As such, it's highly unlikely that any war strategies developed had taken direct inspiration from an ant colony's war tactics.
I thought termites were ants, wtf?
As someone who really loves insects, this was an interesting watch
Earwigs absolutely climb in your ear. My friend had one crawl in when he slept... O and fuck moths. They are the worst bug. They in demon spawn tier. They turn into dust when they die.
Hey Coney if you like bugs (especially Beetles) I think you'd love Kabbu from Bug Fables
God needs to release a ban list or release a patch
I wonder how long since Coney said fellas?
2:04 what's that tattoo?
It’s always my fault for eating while watching coney
Sun Tzu was an ant
yo new lighting go crazy
Coney is the next GGST character
Ants are the best bugs
Ants bees and wasps are all in the same family
I’ve gotta put on some socks
Nah we didn't get phalanx formation from ants. Both species just recognized it was useful so it was implemented. Kinda like how convergent evolution works with different species.
Yo that sponsor song goes hard
A dead one. That’s my favorite type of bug.
My fav is the one that is trapped in a jar.
"Did we learn things from ants?"
Literally yes. The US military has studied ants and stolen tactical strategies that they employ
How dare you insult dragonflies like this
Dragonflies are hella cool
silverfish isn't even a fish, smh my head.
Coney being sponsored by a Japanese company making anime art style games scares me
No, we didn't learn tactics from ants. There is some similarities between the army and the ants, but that's just because we both try to do the most with the least effort. It naturally looks the same, but isn't related
My favorite bug is a dead bug
Yesssss bugs!!!! But why don't you like moths??? They are adorable.
The ad was so funny!
ants operate very inflexibly by following pheromones in front of them, look up a video of an ant death spiral for a good example
Coney please commentate a Guilty Gear game. I’d KILL for that, even if you don’t know anything but the name of Sol Badguy
Hey, thanks for the warning of the sale. I kind of wanted it.
Praying mantises can also be pink
Hearing Coney say guilty gear and BlazBlue is WILD
When's the Coney anime fighting game tier list
trying to guess what a coney video is about was the biggest mistake of my life
I got omega clickbaited by pokemon in the thumbnail, but I must say, it was genius. Cant be mad about the clickbait if you fell for it lol
actuly isnt the dung beetle one of the strongest beetle species i know its a scarab like a rhino beetle and a rhinoceros beetle is strong enoph to get out of a trash can that has the lid on
Bro coney is spitting on the stinkbugs. I swear I'd never heard of those things or seen one until 2014 and now they are fucking everywhere
He got me. I really thought the boy was playing Pokemon...