@@anonymousgoblin792 Because against an enemy with that much LV... Against someone who can bring down the strongest of fighters in one hit and take only 1 damage from the strongest attacks, those Atk and Def values mean NOTHING. If you want to stay in the fight, you got to bend or break every rule you can. Or it might be because the source material had the final genocide boss also be the weakest character. And you seem to be forgetting the "Sans gets killed at Snowdin instead of Papyrus" AUs. Only reason he is such a pushover in the source material's fight is that he is holding back. Toriel can accidentally kill you. Papyrus always manages to stop once he gets you down to 1 HP, then drags you off to your cell.
**Check* **Porky Minch* **ATK:1* **DEF:1* **PSI: 0* **Hes not a really nice kid.* *Not very strong either. *But, you know what he did to Claus. *Me and My friends beat him before. *Now it’s your turn. *Let’s show em Lucas. **Show em who really means business.*
Porkey is kinda the reverse of Flowey. Porkey starts of ..."good" Flowey starts of "bad" Porkey is lying all the way to the end. Flowey obviously wants to murder the player. in the end Porkey becomes a great tyrant/ruler while Flowey, deep from within has a good soul (in another ending)
MASKED MAN ATK: 56 DEF: 32 PSI: 999 The Mysterious Commander of the PigMask Army. No Emotion, and No Known Weakness. Just one Objective: Destroy the Target.
*Porky Minch ATK 100 DEF 100 *A near-immortal time-traveler hell-bent on bringing an eldritch nightmare from the distant past back to the present day. Is the embodiment of pure evil.
I love how this sounds almost melancholic. Feels like pokey never really wanted to be a villain, it was more something he was corrupted into, possibly past the point of no return.
*Listen, ness... *I'm not the kinda guy who's a hero... *... *But you've become a villain... *You've Killed everyone... *Even Picky... *And that's my job! *You're not supposed to do that! *So... *You take a step forwards* *Well... *Here we go, Ness. *This is why I never make deals. *Battle begins* *It's a wonderful night outside... *The chimera is hunting... *The pigmasks are marching... *On days like these, Brats like you... *S H O U L D B E W I T H E R I N G I N G I Y G A S ' L A I R . (Check) Porky, 1 HP 1 ATK Just some fat kid, This is gonna be easy. (1 battle later...) *Ness... *You've gotta be tired after all of this battling... *There's gotta be a way... *I can get you to stop, right? *Hell, maybe there's a world... *Where you let me be your friend? *Where none of this happened? *Where... I believed in you? *Cmon, Ness... *If you can hear me... *Just... put down the bat. *And make this easier on both of us. (Porky is sparing you.) (SPARE) *Heh... Thanks, Ness. *I knew you had it in you. *C'mere, let me tell you something... *You go to porky* *Didn't you know? *N o t t o t r u s t m e ? *OOF* *GAME OVER* *Spankety Spankety, Ness! *If we were ever truly friends... *You WOULDN'T come back. (FIGHT) *Fine then. *Guess we were never friends. (The rest of one battle later) **Snort* Did you think I'd die that ea- *AH- *Well, guess that's it, huh? *I'm going to Mach Pizza. *Goes off screen* *Hey Picky... *You want anything? *THUD* *You won!
* Spider Mech * 1000 ATK, 500 DEF * Pokey may be no businessman, but he certainly means it this time! Try to give it your all; you can't fall now, what with what he's got planned. * Pokey Minch * 1 ATK, 1 DEF * The Devil's Machine is just behind him. *Don't let your guard down.*
*Oh man what a treat! *you beat up my Pigmasks, and expect me to be SCARED?! *ahahaha *Ahahahaha *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! *Don't you know I only employ people weaker than me?! *And you saw how strong everyone was! *You know what that means, don't you? *And I don't play fair. *Even if I DID play fair, it wouldn't change a thing. *I still have thousands of HP! *And I have a pretty high ATK! *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *And due to me being immortal. you can't take any of my HP! *That's right, due to my immense abuse of time travel, I have become God-like! *I bet you were wondering why I didn't lose HP when you attacked me, huh? *Well, there's your answer! *AHAHAHAhahaha...ha...ha. *man, your swinging of that bat is tiring me out. *I can't lose HP, but I can still get tired. *aha...ha... *I'm just going to rest inside of this Absolutely Safe Capsule for a minute. *I know what you're thinking. *"There's no such thing as 'absolutely safe'! it doesn't exist" *Well there IS such a thing, and it is this! *Porky sealed himself inside the ASC. *since you both can't do anything to each other, the battle is over.
*It's a horrible day outside *The birds are cyberized *Flowers are burning *On days like this kids like you... *Should be inside playing Nintendo instead of interfering with my plans!!! Porky Minch --------------------- LV:99 ATK:87 DEF:92 --------------------- An egotistical man-child with advanced intelligence and desires to rule the world with a robot army... Why do you feel as though you've seen this kind of villain somewhere before?
* Porky Minch - ATK87 DEF96 * Loyal Subject to Giygas. Uses machinery to his advantage. * That armored vehicle can't defend him forever. Show him who really means business here, okey?
PORKY MINCH ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 You thought he died before, but you were wrong. Now he is the only thing standing between you and absolute evil incarnate. Now he means business.
If Pokey/Porky Minch had an Obliteration Route fight in Deltatraveler: Kris: 64/64 HP, Susie: 85/85 HP, Noelle: 64/64 HP * Porky suddenly appears! * And he's here to deliver justice! [ Fight] [❤Act] [ Items] [ Mercy] ❤ Check * Topple * XTopple * PORKY - AT 50 DF 50 * Dedicated troublemaker turned loyal servant of evil. * He now battles another evil. * The mech's closed eye gives it much more defense. * Topple its legs to startle it and open its eye!
Porky :so... ness... no. Wait! Your not ness.. Porky:ness would never have done something this rash ! How dare you impersonate my fr-*ahem*enemy Porky:in all honesty. Whatever you are. You CANT be ness .. these actions you chose to take... sound familar.. Porky:all those people.. all those souls... why? Porky: no good guy would have EVER have done what you have... so i congratulate you.. Porky:but... killing off picky... thats just .. a d e a l b r e a k e r
GENRE: a category of artistic composition, as in music or literature, characterized by similarities in form, style, or subject matter. is megalo a genre?
I want someone to make a mashup of this megalo and [Universes Collide]: Los Desperados megalo because of the beginning of the both songs sound the same.
soundcloud.com/kibo1/spankety
Check it on soundcloud!
Spotify???
It was removed :( It's sooo good! You got to upload it again or put it on spotify!
You are truly talented
yo whats the outro from?
Spankety. SPANKETY.
Yes I know what it means
PORKY MINCH
ATK: 1 DEF: 1
Fat and weak. No psychic powers... should be easy. Be careful though... he means business.
LimitBreakZero hell yeah he does
Why the hell does every single damn stupid Undertale AU have to have the final genocide boss being the weakest character in the game?
@@anonymousgoblin792 Because against an enemy with that much LV... Against someone who can bring down the strongest of fighters in one hit and take only 1 damage from the strongest attacks, those Atk and Def values mean NOTHING. If you want to stay in the fight, you got to bend or break every rule you can.
Or it might be because the source material had the final genocide boss also be the weakest character.
And you seem to be forgetting the "Sans gets killed at Snowdin instead of Papyrus" AUs. Only reason he is such a pushover in the source material's fight is that he is holding back. Toriel can accidentally kill you. Papyrus always manages to stop once he gets you down to 1 HP, then drags you off to your cell.
Porky is Psychic though.
Spankety Spankety Spankety!!
Spankety Spankety Spankety
Clocking in at sixty spanketies per second
He's taking his soundfont back
**Check*
**Porky Minch*
**ATK:1* **DEF:1* **PSI: 0*
**Hes not a really nice kid.*
*Not very strong either.
*But, you know what he did to Claus.
*Me and My friends beat him before.
*Now it’s your turn.
*Let’s show em Lucas.
**Show em who really means business.*
lol. I thought it was gonna be "But you know what he did to ME"
he also likes nesses mom
Giygas: *_YOU RANG!?_*
*Lucas, show no mercy! You must end his reign of terror!
This is the coolest thing I've ever read
Porkey is kinda the reverse of Flowey.
Porkey starts of ..."good" Flowey starts of "bad"
Porkey is lying all the way to the end. Flowey obviously wants to murder the player.
in the end Porkey becomes a great tyrant/ruler while Flowey, deep from within has a good soul (in another ending)
this is a cool way of thinking it
although a lot of similarities can also be drawn between porky and flowey/asriel
@@anthon_XYZ the opposite is that earthbound is better than undertale
(No offense)
@@NickW1 i like both games a lot but i agree with you
@@NickW1 AGREED
Heck yes. He sure does mean business.
Porky.
Attack: 1 Defense: Infinite
Time travel made porky immortal. He brought you and ness here to defeat you once and for all. HE MEANS BUISNESS.
MASKED MAN
ATK: 56 DEF: 32 PSI: 999
The Mysterious Commander of the PigMask Army. No Emotion, and No Known Weakness. Just one Objective: Destroy the Target.
Don't get why you commented this on a video about Porky.
@@gamesandgaming6700 Because the Masked Man needs more love. Besides he is the REAL Final Boss of Mother 3
@@itszguy So because he's the final boss means any track in mother 3 is automatically linked to him?
@@gamesandgaming6700 I mean you have a point. I don't get why I made the comment either lol since it was a while back
@@itszguy okay lol
I aint a business man
I'M A CON ARTIST
Chara Dreemurr whats wrong mad about me cheating death? hahaha...
@@porkyminch1640 You are one clever kid.
Lucas: you, fat asshole>:( i finally can crush you
But does that mean you never meant business?
@ArmouredBattleToaster 666 yeah, you'll see him on most earthbound videos
*Porky Minch ATK 100 DEF 100
*A near-immortal time-traveler hell-bent on bringing an eldritch nightmare from the distant past back to the present day. Is the embodiment of pure evil.
* Yet again, so our we.
* _Let's show him who really means business._
Pokey doesnt need evil anymore he's worse than evil
*you try to reason with porky.
He laughed.
@@ness6714 Let the Delta Warriors *_obliterate_* him from the face of the universe.
That almost sounds like a Kirby final boss pause screen description…
With my eternal life, I will see the world through it's end. Until everyone who doesn't like me is gone.
*-Porky Minch*
The depressing part is that this doesn't have more likes and views.
How about now?
*!*
Should have 300k by now
Chara: I am death.
Porky: I am business.
I AM A SYMBOL OF MURDER AND RAPE IN NINTENDO
@@giygasthedevilalien5995 *whoa chill* , Giygas! 😧
Nah bro Porky is Con-Artist
Wow 💀💀💀
But technically lore accurate to Itoi’s trauma that he put into Gigyas fight when he watched something.
I absolutely adore the Earthbound battle start up sound at 0:28
I love how this sounds almost melancholic. Feels like pokey never really wanted to be a villain, it was more something he was corrupted into, possibly past the point of no return.
*Listen, ness...
*I'm not the kinda guy who's a hero...
*...
*But you've become a villain...
*You've Killed everyone...
*Even Picky...
*And that's my job!
*You're not supposed to do that!
*So...
*You take a step forwards*
*Well...
*Here we go, Ness.
*This is why I never make deals.
*Battle begins*
*It's a wonderful night outside...
*The chimera is hunting...
*The pigmasks are marching...
*On days like these, Brats like you...
*S H O U L D B E W I T H E R I N G I N G I Y G A S ' L A I R .
(Check)
Porky, 1 HP 1 ATK
Just some fat kid, This is gonna be easy.
(1 battle later...)
*Ness...
*You've gotta be tired after all of this battling...
*There's gotta be a way...
*I can get you to stop, right?
*Hell, maybe there's a world...
*Where you let me be your friend?
*Where none of this happened?
*Where... I believed in you?
*Cmon, Ness...
*If you can hear me...
*Just... put down the bat.
*And make this easier on both of us.
(Porky is sparing you.)
(SPARE)
*Heh... Thanks, Ness.
*I knew you had it in you.
*C'mere, let me tell you something...
*You go to porky*
*Didn't you know?
*N o t t o t r u s t m e ?
*OOF*
*GAME OVER*
*Spankety Spankety, Ness!
*If we were ever truly friends...
*You WOULDN'T come back.
(FIGHT)
*Fine then.
*Guess we were never friends.
(The rest of one battle later)
**Snort* Did you think I'd die that ea-
*AH-
*Well, guess that's it, huh?
*I'm going to Mach Pizza.
*Goes off screen*
*Hey Picky...
*You want anything?
*THUD*
*You won!
Best thing I have heard all week
I would love to see Porky wreak havoc in the universe of Undertale.
Or team up with Chara.
(If that ever happens)
@@Mr.Knightman912 there is no reason for Chara and Porkey to team up. Chara is not bent on taking over, Porkey is
your highness you'll never guess what we found in this giant fucking mountain
Time to make new pork city underground!!!
Virgin Megalovania vs the chad Pokey Means Business
2 of my favorite games coming together
YES!!!!!
3 of my favorite game coming together
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
POKEY MINCH
ATK 1 DEF 1
The easiest kid in the game, no thanks to that mech...
SPIDER MECH
ATK 100 DEF 999
just a nuisance, get it out of your way
When you're so evil that even a supervillain tyrant thinks you're messed up
This is incredibly underappreciated, I love this I lot and it deserves way more attention.
it is, I know right!!
* Spider Mech
* 1000 ATK, 500 DEF
* Pokey may be no businessman, but he certainly means it this time! Try to give it your all; you can't fall now, what with what he's got planned.
* Pokey Minch
* 1 ATK, 1 DEF
* The Devil's Machine is just behind him. *Don't let your guard down.*
Porky definitely means business.
DealMaker
This looks epic with 3D glasses
PORKY - ATK 145 DEF 255
You like being the strongest person in the room, do you? T-O-O-BAD!
I like how you used his actual stats from EarthBound. Someone done their research, at least.
We need a masked man megalo.
fun fact: megalovania's OD guitar comes from pokey means business
There should be a megalovania for more earthbound characters. Basically speaking, I want an Ana megalovania
Yep. A megalovania for Ana.
Boney megalovania with dog barks only
Lloyd
Porky 6569HP (This is exact health number in Mother 3)
Vs
Sans 1HP
Who would win?!
I mean, since he's caused so much death, karmatic retribution would heavily affect him, and Sans can dodge, but it would be a tough one.
This is literally the best rendition of anything ever, holy shit
EDIT: The beginning of this song is everything
0:28 porky's theme 0:43 pokey means business 1:11 battle against the masked man 1:37 porky means business
where's the outro from it sounds familiar.
Porky Minch
ATK: 1 DEF: 1
The greatest chubster you'll ever see.
Imagine the bash sounds just perfectly mixing with this music.
To be honest, Porky is better then sans imo
Of course
Well, one is a good guy and the Other is an Asshole 😁
@@emanuelevigo9864 sans isn't an asshole
@@DrMango-qn9xg Wait, i didn't mean Sans, I was talking about Porky. Sans is the good guy.
@@emanuelevigo9864 epic
Pokey was Sans all along
...all memes aside, this is actually really good, nice one.
*Oh man what a treat!
*you beat up my Pigmasks, and expect me to be SCARED?!
*ahahaha
*Ahahahaha
*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
*Don't you know I only employ people weaker than me?!
*And you saw how strong everyone was!
*You know what that means, don't you?
*And I don't play fair.
*Even if I DID play fair, it wouldn't change a thing.
*I still have thousands of HP!
*And I have a pretty high ATK!
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*And due to me being immortal. you can't take any of my HP!
*That's right, due to my immense abuse of time travel, I have become God-like!
*I bet you were wondering why I didn't lose HP when you attacked me, huh?
*Well, there's your answer!
*AHAHAHAhahaha...ha...ha.
*man, your swinging of that bat is tiring me out.
*I can't lose HP, but I can still get tired.
*aha...ha...
*I'm just going to rest inside of this Absolutely Safe Capsule for a minute.
*I know what you're thinking.
*"There's no such thing as 'absolutely safe'! it doesn't exist"
*Well there IS such a thing, and it is this!
*Porky sealed himself inside the ASC.
*since you both can't do anything to each other, the battle is over.
Why did it take UA-cam so long to put this in my recommendations? This is incredible!
I really like the effect of the video
PORKY MICH
ATK 1 DEF 1
your past friend turned evil his mech powers him up
SPIDER MECH
ATK 90 DEF 100
destroy it to get to porky
spankety
Spankety
_SPANKETY_
Very good implementation of both of Porky’s battle themes. Also just sounds great in general.
10/11, could be better but I honestly don’t know how :p
*It's a horrible day outside
*The birds are cyberized
*Flowers are burning
*On days like this kids like you...
*Should be inside playing Nintendo instead of interfering with my plans!!!
Porky Minch
---------------------
LV:99
ATK:87
DEF:92
---------------------
An egotistical man-child with advanced intelligence and desires to rule the world with a robot army...
Why do you feel as though you've seen this kind of villain somewhere before?
I appreciate the subtle nod to the baseline of Battle Against the Masked Man.
Is that the masked man's theme at 1:11?
I think that was part of porky means buisness
* Porky Minch - ATK87 DEF96
* Loyal Subject to Giygas. Uses machinery to his advantage.
* That armored vehicle can't defend him forever. Show him who really means business here, okey?
OH GOD THIS IS REALLY FREAKING GOOD!!!!
Quiet kid theme: the official song
So was Pokey Sans or Chara? Cuz Chara seriously makes more sense
chara
Kibo Now we need a version with Gabe's barks called
"Dealborker"
James Chan are you god?
Pokey is pokey
Mat Pat: I’m writing this down.
Damn this is good...
He'll yeah! Go Porky!
DONT ENCOURAGE THE ENEMY!!!!!
When youre about to figth the porky statue whitout flash or new year eve bomb
*Statue:
PORKY MINCH
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1
You thought he died before, but you were wrong.
Now he is the only thing standing between you and absolute evil incarnate.
Now he means business.
Underrated
me: scrolls down to see the comments. *videos with giygas in the thumbnail: BONJOUR*
Very Nice
when pokey betrays/ dichs giygas
This song alone made me go from hating Pokey's leitmotif to loving it.
GOOD SHIT THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE
This remix deserves 800k views ATLEAST🔥🔥🔥
POKEY MINCH
ATK: 50 DEF: 50
Your former friend. Fat and cowardly. But now he really means business. This is the real dealbreaker.
A Bad Time Indeed
i love all the leimotifs in this, this dserves much more vies and likes
*Porky Minch*
ATK: 1 DEF: 1
He likes to say “Spankety! Spankety! Spankety!” A lot.
Porky Minch: “Spankety! Spankety! Spankety!”
DealBreaker?
Hmm Spamton
If Pokey/Porky Minch had an Obliteration Route fight in Deltatraveler:
Kris: 64/64 HP, Susie: 85/85 HP, Noelle: 64/64 HP
* Porky suddenly appears!
* And he's here to deliver justice!
[ Fight] [❤Act] [ Items] [ Mercy]
❤ Check * Topple
* XTopple
* PORKY - AT 50 DF 50
* Dedicated troublemaker turned loyal servant of evil.
* He now battles another evil.
* The mech's closed eye gives it much more defense.
* Topple its legs to startle it and open its eye!
Oh my god
That music amazing! ♡
I'd want to add this to Smash Ultimate's game files. But how to do so, I haven't a clue.
Thank you UA-cam algorithm for being good for once
Me when i turn friendly fire on during a minecraft war and go awol:
Niiiiice
Nice, two great games combined-
Why are two groups of people fighting?
Porky Minch
AT:50 DF:2000
Porky is here to stop your genocide!
He is nothing darling, This will be fun =)
PORKY: I LIED, I AM GENOCIDE,GOOD BYE SUCKER!
This happen after Lucas manage to break the Safety Capsule
Why do people keep on comparing Porky and sans. They have nothing in common besides they're boss music being similar.
THIS IS HONESTLY A PRETTY GOOD JAM, LIKE LOL, IT'S ACTUALLY HARD NOT TO DANCE OR SING IT.
Porky Minch
ATK - 115
DEF - 555
SPD - 50
LCK - 45
*WHERE IS THE 10 HOUR VERSION OF THIS*
You are your friends have been in my way long enough Ness! All bets are off!
AMAZING!!!!
すげぇ…かっこいい…
Omega Flowey + Giygas medley when?
Good
Porky Minch
Attack 1
Defense 1
You're friend that started you're adventure, and now he's been led by Giygas, Stop him before it's late!
Do you want to have a business time?
We need 1 hour of this remix
It makes sense because Undertale is inspired by Earthbound and Sans and Porky are both the 2nd to last boss in their respective games. WOWEE
Bruh
@@bazoinksitstheguy5852 oh wait was I wrong about sans?... OH I REMEMBER sans is the final one woops
@@coldsouparchives2149 *Asgore would like to know your location*
Who's winning here let's be real
Porky :so... ness... no. Wait! Your not ness..
Porky:ness would never have done something this rash ! How dare you impersonate my fr-*ahem*enemy
Porky:in all honesty. Whatever you are. You CANT be ness .. these actions you chose to take... sound familar..
Porky:all those people.. all those souls... why?
Porky: no good guy would have EVER have done what you have... so i congratulate you..
Porky:but... killing off picky... thats just .. a d e a l b r e a k e r
Sorry. I played mother but . Im not sure if i got porky conpletely
I hear megalovania
But I can’t hear pokey at all
0:29 to 1:10 is the theme of the Pigmasks, followed by Pokey Means Business, I'm pretty sure.
This would be good battle theme if Porky appeared in deltarune
Epic!
This is more cheerful than planet popstar frome kirby
Time to building inmpery
GENRE:
a category of artistic composition, as in music or literature, characterized by similarities in form, style, or subject matter.
is megalo a genre?
i just realized that the masked man's theme is also in here.
I want someone to make a mashup of this megalo and [Universes Collide]: Los Desperados megalo because of the beginning of the both songs sound the same.
Hey would it be alright if I used this as an underscore for a lyrics version of Pokey Means Business that I’m writing?
Rumor has it he's still waiting for the maker's approval to make his Pokey Means Buisness lyrics song.
Battle with me theme