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  • Опубліковано 10 лис 2024

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  • @EJJTheMiner
    @EJJTheMiner 4 роки тому +1932

    *sees notification*
    “Oh look Desbug made a new vi-“

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 роки тому +1687

    You can tell this definitely isn't from Desbug because there's no Thanos quote in the thumbnail

  • @tkorde8988
    @tkorde8988 4 роки тому +831

    “We’re almost done uploading four month old footage, I promise.”

    • @Oliver300Dude
      @Oliver300Dude 4 роки тому +3

      T Korde I know, right?

    • @cerealio
      @cerealio 4 роки тому +4

      That’s normal on Alpharad Plus

    • @HitPlayGaming
      @HitPlayGaming 4 роки тому +19

      4 month old footage; the way home

    • @powdershredder1136
      @powdershredder1136 4 роки тому +2

      PomTron god tier content tight here

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 роки тому

      @@HitPlayGaming I GET THAT JOKE!

  • @Desbug
    @Desbug 4 роки тому +335

    This day extracts a heavy toll

  • @yuscha697
    @yuscha697 4 роки тому +573

    Watching grown ass men on the internet playing Mario Maker whilst discussing 13 Reasons Why.
    This is my life now.

    • @plank8152
      @plank8152 4 роки тому +10

      Sounds like a great life to me

    • @lalunenomikoto
      @lalunenomikoto 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like a cool life ;)

    • @crunchysteam
      @crunchysteam 4 роки тому +1

      ass men

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 роки тому +1

      So basically just Alpharad Plus

  • @digitalunity
    @digitalunity 4 роки тому +305

    "Huh. I'm about to throw money at a png of a woman. I uninstalled the app."
    Alpha has evolved.

    • @an_annoying_cat
      @an_annoying_cat 4 роки тому +7

      I can never jerk off the same way anymore

  • @jonahgonzales5583
    @jonahgonzales5583 4 роки тому +714

    13 Reasons is filmed at my school and literally nobody likes it, but we still watch it just so the school gets more money

  • @fisumethebest6765
    @fisumethebest6765 4 роки тому +405

    Desbug: *Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!*

  • @dooddoodluy2395
    @dooddoodluy2395 4 роки тому +435

    “This isn’t an ultimate channel”
    Literally plays ultimate 4 months later; the day before

    • @av7949
      @av7949 4 роки тому

      wanted to say this, liked

    • @bowen.halstead_8498
      @bowen.halstead_8498 4 роки тому +5

      Great minds think alike, so it’s really a miracle that we thought the same thing

    • @alexmuir7505
      @alexmuir7505 4 роки тому +5

      @@bowen.halstead_8498 NIce name

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 4 роки тому +2

      How can you miss the joke yet be completely in on it at the same time

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 4 роки тому

      The most entertaining part of this joke is the incredibly situational but still applicable use of the semicolon

  • @JoeMama-dk6xr
    @JoeMama-dk6xr 4 роки тому +365

    Alt title: Alphatad's book club

  • @benpelczynski6964
    @benpelczynski6964 4 роки тому +161

    “I like fictional women”
    -Alpharad, 2019

  • @charboo2
    @charboo2 4 роки тому +256

    “This isn’t a ultimate channel!”
    **flashbacks to yesterday**

    • @Empy_C.
      @Empy_C. 4 роки тому +4

      It's called "Irony".

    • @squak___
      @squak___ 4 роки тому +1

      MAN I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT

  • @qloe
    @qloe 4 роки тому +221

    I'm starting to watch Alpharad Plus more then the main channel

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 4 роки тому +13

      Starting?

    • @amirulazizol844
      @amirulazizol844 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah I got kinda tired of his "curated" edited videos on the main channel. I've been a plussie ever since I watched one of his Mario Maker streams and ended up enjoying it more than the video of it that uploaded a couple days later.

    • @pepperpeachy9012
      @pepperpeachy9012 4 роки тому +13

      Imma be honest... i have rarely watched the main channel videos

    • @zoinksX3
      @zoinksX3 4 роки тому

      deadly.simple same

    • @Tbonezz11
      @Tbonezz11 4 роки тому +5

      that's show biz, baby!

  • @Scuzz1204
    @Scuzz1204 4 роки тому +79

    They seriously baited us, then went back to endless easy then lost two lives on an auto level....

  • @romangonzalez3934
    @romangonzalez3934 4 роки тому +71

    "It's The Legend of Zelda and it's really rad!
    Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad!
    Octoroks, tektites and leevers too
    But with your help, our hero pulls through!
    Yeah, Go Link, Yeah, Get Zelda!
    Wikki Wikki Wick!"

  • @rockyman2685
    @rockyman2685 4 роки тому +46

    I like how I'm not even aware of the intro anymore. I just watched it, but if you asked me, I couldn't tell you what it was. That's just 4-6 seconds gone from my life forever that I can never get back. Ha ha.

  • @Diceyed
    @Diceyed 4 роки тому +23

    i recently had a coworker ask me to poker. I declined because I didn't even have money for Christmas. At which, my other coworker said "well you would have money for Christmas if you won"

    • @zephyrtyner-tikkanen3081
      @zephyrtyner-tikkanen3081 4 роки тому +10

      I can’t tell if this is a joke or just something that happened to you, if it’s the former then haha, but if it’s the latter then dude I feel you that kinda sucks. Hang in there. It is often said that life is like a tunnel, at the moment you’re in the tunnel you might not see a way out, but if you just keep moving forward, you will come to a better place.

  • @gasterfollower1910
    @gasterfollower1910 4 роки тому +151

    I’m stupid. What joke are they talking about at 15:33?

    • @frohgwizard7116
      @frohgwizard7116 4 роки тому +247

      jo ordered a body pillow off of amazon and it isn't arriving until valentines day and they thought that was funny

    • @freshgammerzyt606
      @freshgammerzyt606 4 роки тому +77

      @@frohgwizard7116 thank you these guys are fucking shit at keeping us in the know

    • @WEXgamers11
      @WEXgamers11 4 роки тому +83

      the joke is that their trying to get a date to go watch a movie by asking girls to show up through youtube

    • @alexmuir7505
      @alexmuir7505 4 роки тому +98

      They're paying for a plane ticket to fly a girl out to them to be Jo's date for Valentine's day to watch the Sonic movie and then have Jacob immediately dump her for him after

    • @corechek
      @corechek 4 роки тому +67

      All three of those sound plausible

  • @Nobody-uj8oo
    @Nobody-uj8oo 4 роки тому +199

    day 9 of reminding jacob to say, "that's show biz baby!"

    • @pepperpeachy9012
      @pepperpeachy9012 4 роки тому +4

      Truly doing the lords work

    • @thegay
      @thegay 4 роки тому +2

      This was made four months ago.

    • @tuep
      @tuep 4 роки тому

      haha funny number likes

    • @BaileyP2SR
      @BaileyP2SR 4 роки тому +1

      Benjamin Thompson that’s show biz baby

    • @thegay
      @thegay 4 роки тому

      @@BaileyP2SR that's showbiz baby? That's showbiz baby. That's showbiz baby

  • @LezbeOswald
    @LezbeOswald 4 роки тому +153

    13rw s1: 13 reasons why this girl killed herself
    13rw s3: 13 reasons why this guy killed this other guy
    13rw s25: 13 reasons why karen left me and took the kids

  • @akiyouma8014
    @akiyouma8014 4 роки тому +24

    Alpharad Plus doesn't feel the same without drunk Ellie

    • @tpfoxCastro
      @tpfoxCastro 10 місяців тому

      Drunk and high Ellie*

  • @theflyingepicduck
    @theflyingepicduck 4 роки тому +25

    "This isnt a ultimate channel" but the last upload was almost 2 hours of just ultimate

    • @Empy_C.
      @Empy_C. 4 роки тому +1

      It's called "Irony".

  • @dilobs
    @dilobs 4 роки тому +14

    If this had voice chat it would be worse than competitive overwatch

  • @jackmcd7361
    @jackmcd7361 4 роки тому +11

    I know that no one will ever see this but I just kinda wanted to say that thirteen reasons why (the Netflix show) tackles mental health in a way that honestly upsets me as I have had some problems with mental health and all this does is romantasizes the idea of suicide and appeals to a demographic of people who feel as though they need attention

    • @jackmcd7361
      @jackmcd7361 4 роки тому +3

      poochy2479 exactly they took advantage of an audience for profit using shock value instead of using this opportunity to tackle a serious issue

  • @aperson5182
    @aperson5182 4 роки тому +7

    13 Reasons Why sexual assault scene reminds me of the rape scene from season 3 of SAO
    Pointless and came out of nowhere

  • @zyvan3179
    @zyvan3179 4 роки тому +12

    I feel that even if this 4 month old thing isnt a bit it's still on brand for the channel

  • @megamegamanz
    @megamegamanz 4 роки тому +4

    I love how Alpha was so distracted he didn’t even notice the flagpol as he took the leap of faith for the auto mario level

  • @dilobs
    @dilobs 4 роки тому +6

    Welcome to alpharad plus where we talk about a show that revolves around a suicidal girl whist we play a super mario game

  • @Color_Splsh
    @Color_Splsh 4 роки тому +23

    God i fokcing love this channel (gotta avoid the foul language filter)

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 4 роки тому +5

      Sorry this comment is not allowed its child friendly sir COPPA's gonna get you

  • @dayandere2669
    @dayandere2669 4 роки тому +6

    13:27 I thought he was talking about the female protagonist of Pokemon White... which is also named Hilda

  • @dimonjack208
    @dimonjack208 4 роки тому +178

    Idea: competitive candy land let’s play.
    Edit: hundred likes thanks guys :)

  • @donkeybkong6491
    @donkeybkong6491 4 роки тому +17

    Wait, this isn’t desbug?

  • @schmitty597
    @schmitty597 4 роки тому +23

    "Wow, this video has been up for a minute and only 11 views? Dying channel."

  • @Charlie-bn7ho
    @Charlie-bn7ho 4 роки тому +4

    I’m so stupid for not knowing that Valentine’s Day joke

    • @loufa3404
      @loufa3404 4 роки тому +1

      Charlie :3 Jo plans to gain lots of money through illicit means and sell people while saying punchlines that don’t make sense this Valentines Day.

    • @blastburn12
      @blastburn12 4 роки тому +2

      Don't listen to this dude, he's lying lol. The real joke is that they're trying to do a speedrun of Valentine's Day.

  • @BiggestGuy2312
    @BiggestGuy2312 4 роки тому +4

    Alpha: Uploads 4 month vid
    Everyone in chat : DESBUG

  • @justaperson4656
    @justaperson4656 4 роки тому +9

    Fun fact: I had a physically and mentally abusive friend for about 7 years who became my friend when I moved primary school (I'm in high-school now, so that was a long time for me). She was the ONLY friend I had for those 7 years. It actually got to the point where I brought books and the like to school and she just went "no" and either made me leave the book at home, rip it by "accident" or make me put it back in the library. I don't read anymore. Now I'm afraid to express myself in fear of being told "that's wrong, you shouldn't like that" and I'm doing my best to recover from it, like painting on calculators or clothes so I feel like I can be who I am. Mother is really supportive because she hates it when I flinch if she goes to hug me, because she was abused by her stepdad (I know that's cliché) so she understands it a little

  • @loufa3404
    @loufa3404 4 роки тому +24

    For the rest of this series copy Desbug’s titles word for word in the exact order.

  • @giovanniguarano73
    @giovanniguarano73 4 роки тому +3

    Alpharad Plus; beating the Mario boy

  • @chrisshep7564
    @chrisshep7564 4 роки тому +1

    15:17 Found my senior quote. Thank you, Mr. Rad and Mr. Sniffy!

  • @Pokemania2002
    @Pokemania2002 4 роки тому +111

    "Joke"
    Laugh.

  • @Mical2001
    @Mical2001 4 роки тому +1

    Alpharad Plus is like Game Grumps but I can't tell any of the voices apart ever

  • @yunix2396
    @yunix2396 4 роки тому +4

    The intro showcases everything wrong about this channel and I love it.

  • @Cat-nr2jm
    @Cat-nr2jm 4 роки тому +5

    Desbugs rolling in his figurative grave, God bless his banana soule

  • @stg3863
    @stg3863 4 роки тому +7

    Damn this is really old

  • @icromch9429
    @icromch9429 4 роки тому +18

    Just make a podcast already please I'd listen to that God damn

    • @SimplySoryan
      @SimplySoryan 4 роки тому +5

      It is a podcast but people won't want to watch a podcast they wanna watch fun haha Mario maker

    • @pigglywiggly2474
      @pigglywiggly2474 4 роки тому +3

      Just don't look at the screen and pretend the game noises are just a bit they're doing for the podcast

  • @Lin-rz1sx
    @Lin-rz1sx 4 роки тому +4

    "Dont get me wrong, i like fictional women"

  • @zamnaz7536
    @zamnaz7536 4 роки тому +2

    Missed opportunity for the intro: "this time it's personnel"

  • @dilobs
    @dilobs 4 роки тому +7

    The reason they're releasing "that" movie on valentines day is because the main character is so hot

  • @Jdubz1
    @Jdubz1 4 роки тому +1

    The fact that the intro makes me check the video quality

  • @jackson-md2gh
    @jackson-md2gh 4 роки тому +31

    so from what im hearing 13 reasons why is just evangelion

  • @isupor
    @isupor 4 роки тому +3

    Saw the title and thought it was Desbug

  • @cadegriffiths2672
    @cadegriffiths2672 4 роки тому +5

    everyone:new desbug videos
    me who knows its alpharad plus:i big B R A I N

  • @tttylerpantsthesquirrel2814
    @tttylerpantsthesquirrel2814 4 роки тому +1

    You're not playing competitive. You're playing co-op.

  • @bassforrealsies
    @bassforrealsies 4 роки тому +5

    Desbug new vi-
    Oh this joke was already made

  • @AAABattery__
    @AAABattery__ 4 роки тому +4

    Yooo Desbu- wait hold up, this isn’t Desbug!

  • @matthewcoyle4131
    @matthewcoyle4131 4 роки тому +8

    I'm usually happy when my friends like different fire emblem girls than me because like, cool we don't like the same type of girl that means we probably aren't in competition irl.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 роки тому +3

      Matthew Coyle Yes, no need to battle for your waifu
      It’s a good feeling

  • @BluTailz
    @BluTailz 4 роки тому +1

    Valentine's Day is in February. This is 4th month old footage. I can't believe Alpharad Plus™️ has the power to alter time.

  • @darkyz8538
    @darkyz8538 4 роки тому +2

    They announced the Alex the 9 collaboration but then he deleted his channel and we have heard no information on it. We must bring this to alpha's attention.

  • @Drboo22
    @Drboo22 4 роки тому +1

    May 2nd, 2020.
    You're next after Jo, Jacob.

  • @meme_boi1012
    @meme_boi1012 4 роки тому +2

    I don’t get the Valentine’s Day joke, inform my little Timmy brain

  • @N0M3YA
    @N0M3YA 4 роки тому +2

    Competitive Mario Maker

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 4 роки тому +176

    "We're almost done uploading four month old footage"
    You'd need to have _been_ uploading four month old footage to begin with. Seriously, I am going to need hardline proof that this was in fact recorded in August.

    • @FrostGlader
      @FrostGlader 4 роки тому +25

      Crazy56U if it were new footage, there would be lots of Master Sword levels.

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 4 роки тому +6

      @@FrostGlader they're skipping those

    • @usmanniaz1000
      @usmanniaz1000 4 роки тому +28

      @@caleblewis8169 That require them to edit the video so we don't notice and Tyler isn't real so they can't

    • @matthewcoyle4131
      @matthewcoyle4131 4 роки тому +10

      @@usmanniaz1000 Nah man they'd go that far for the bit

    • @epicoswald7655
      @epicoswald7655 4 роки тому +15

      Well they are talking about 13 reasons why, season 3, which came out August of this year. They refer to it as new, which wouldn't make sense if several months passed since then.

  • @MickeyYeahbaby
    @MickeyYeahbaby 4 роки тому +1

    Jo mentioning ProZD makes me a happy boy. Thank you, Jo.
    Also, Marianne is best girl, followed by Hilda.

  • @Veemo590
    @Veemo590 4 роки тому +1

    a player named sad yeet liked your course

  • @D-KAL-KDZ
    @D-KAL-KDZ 4 роки тому +1

    These are my 2 most favorite commentators/ranters/gamers

  • @cademoser461
    @cademoser461 4 роки тому

    Thank God you guys are uploading more now I'm never going to get bored

  • @smurfadoodlethewise4584
    @smurfadoodlethewise4584 4 роки тому +1

    I wonder how many deaths could be avoided across this whole series if they read when the level's tagged with "Auto-Mario"?

  • @JH-jk3nm
    @JH-jk3nm 4 роки тому +1

    desbug: singing to finding match tune
    alpharad: *suicide*

  • @josiahtheawkward6008
    @josiahtheawkward6008 4 роки тому +1

    Desbug will remember this

  • @DJTileTurnip
    @DJTileTurnip 4 роки тому +1

    It's no 2 Hour Drunk Smash vid, but

  • @adrianlindsay970
    @adrianlindsay970 4 роки тому +1

    "Don't get me wrong. I like fictional women." - Alpharad, 2019

  • @CRYDOLPHY
    @CRYDOLPHY 4 роки тому +1

    The bib should be rewritten by dr Seuss

  • @x54xHantamachine
    @x54xHantamachine 4 роки тому +1

    I think the biggest problem with 13 reasons why is that it sort of sdvertised itself as this realistic portrayal of suicide/depression, which causes some problematic assumptions to be made by people who don't know better. That and the glorification of suicide (person who kills themselves basically getting everything they wanted as a result of killing themselves), which is obviously not so great.

  • @dorugoramon0518
    @dorugoramon0518 4 роки тому +8

    "I dont want to trigger anyone"
    Darn it Alpharad, Trigger Warnings are my Trigger.

    • @notEisiger
      @notEisiger 4 роки тому +2

      trigger warnings actually do more harm than good, whether you choose to continue or move on from them. it's come to the point where I actually get a physical response just from hearing their response of it because it's hard wired to be negative.

  • @justp0w3r154
    @justp0w3r154 4 роки тому

    Good join Keely, you got rid of Jacob's anime addiction

  • @not_doodle
    @not_doodle 4 роки тому +1

    For a second, I thought this was uploaded by Desbug

  • @SWatch2021
    @SWatch2021 4 роки тому +1

    Me: *is looking in recommendations on yt*
    also Me: *see's this vid*
    Also me again: great another Mario maker competitive vid from alpharad. (Like the 40th time)

  • @spooktree
    @spooktree 4 роки тому +1

    same

  • @kfoley2093
    @kfoley2093 4 роки тому

    I just realized that thos channel is just game grumps, and let me tell you I love it

  • @nightstar1198
    @nightstar1198 4 роки тому +3

    Sick gaming skills Alpharad, very cool

  • @UndeadPsychologist
    @UndeadPsychologist 4 роки тому

    The hottest take remains that there is no best girl in Three Houses, but only one Worst Girl, and that's Rhea.

  • @vlogginggabes3864
    @vlogginggabes3864 4 роки тому

    why does this whole episode of game play make me want to make 13 reasons why real

  • @allthatjazz8220
    @allthatjazz8220 3 роки тому +1

    joe moving on auto marios makes me angry

  • @afoniex9534
    @afoniex9534 4 роки тому

    I'm a god. I instinctively knew the episode was about to end 1 second before it did.

  • @pitdroid4563
    @pitdroid4563 4 роки тому

    I go to the school were 13 reasons why is filmed, they left a few things there like the billboard has their logo on it and so does our gym.

  • @GSwirlz
    @GSwirlz 4 роки тому

    *talks about hating things* *Yoshi stares from a distance*

  • @lildripthecloutgod4699
    @lildripthecloutgod4699 4 роки тому +87

    Everyone pretend like I said something funny

  • @ghiri3769
    @ghiri3769 4 роки тому

    I cannot believe I learned about 13 reasons why s3 from 4 month old alpharad plus video

  • @epithayadarcithia2117
    @epithayadarcithia2117 4 роки тому

    Every time I see the intro it just reminds me how much I love this God damn channel

  • @markedasspoiler4318
    @markedasspoiler4318 4 роки тому +1

    the coach from the movie sky high is named coach boomer

  • @DoctorChuck
    @DoctorChuck 4 роки тому +1

    Now I'll never know if Jo won or lost 400 dollars on a single hand of blackjack.

  • @elemomnialpha
    @elemomnialpha 4 роки тому

    This channel is the sunk cost falacy incarnate

  • @Where14
    @Where14 4 роки тому +1

    So y’all ain’t gonna talk about how a kid literally got sodomized with a fucking broom handle in 13 reasons why

  • @amirulazizol844
    @amirulazizol844 4 роки тому +11

    Watching them moving in the auto level really irked me for some reason.

  • @cerealio
    @cerealio 4 роки тому +1

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER MARIO MAKER VIDEO LETS GO

  • @fionnuar_
    @fionnuar_ 4 роки тому +7

    Bro my favorite youtuber read me a bible quote, i feel blessed

  • @StarEmmie778
    @StarEmmie778 4 роки тому

    Like, literally one of my favorite intros

  • @mikeynewPFF
    @mikeynewPFF 4 роки тому

    holy mary mother of joseph that intro is amazing

  • @trumpeter811
    @trumpeter811 4 роки тому

    me : oh wow a fun happy go lucky mario maker video
    five seconds in
    Alpharad : lets talk about suicide

  • @DrFlash09
    @DrFlash09 4 роки тому +1

    Wow! Alpharad this is great!