Tardigrade: So I will put evolution points into extreme cold resistance Tierzoo: great 👍 now what? Tardigrade: I will put evolution points into extreme heat resistance Tierzoo: What?? What are you doing? Tardigrade: And laser resistance. Tierzoo: ... I don't understand what you think you will be fighting Tardigrade: And survival in the vacuum! Me: yeah, they are trying to go to space
You know that meme when you and a snail get alot of money and immortal but if you touch the snail you die Yeah this is it but instead of money the tardigrade got lot of super power
Remember people, that is not a single tardigrade species. Each one is adapted to survive its own environmental extreme (provided there’s nothing that eats it, including tardigrades since they’re cannibals).
*age has entered the chat* *hot water exposure has entered the chat" *Amoebas has entered the chat* *mites has entered the chat* *springtails has entered the chat* *other tardigrades has entered the chat*
Tardigrade: - Resists cold - Resists heat - Resists radiation - Resists the vacuum of space - Resists meteorite impacts - Resists supernovae - Resists black holes - Resists vacuum decay - Dies to a normal attack
@@You-are-definitely-right-but I think the fact that black holes and vacuum decay are on the list is a pretty obvious hint to the sarcasm of this comment
@@Tay10rd the guy said "its the most indestructible organism alive" yet it gets obliterated by a super nova, forget about it dont think people understand these type of jokes anymire in 2024 since all they think about is skibidy toilet
This is why Cassini and Galileo both crashed into their respective gas giants at the end of their missions. Imagine it crashing into one of the icy water moons with subterranean oceans and starting a colony of tardigrades there, potentially killing any life that was already there.
I'm guessing UA-cam is just showing everyone the same videos, because you're literally on every single video I watch, from mouth chipmunk to Kurzgesagt
Tardigrades we’re actually sent to Mars and they were pretty fine for a couple of weeks Edit: Sorry I was wrong NASA did not send Tardigrades to Mars I didn’t do much research. They can but it is not a good idea. Sorry for the inconvenience
What are you talking about NASA does not send living things to other planets, infact they go out of there way to ensure no life form makes it to another planet
@@hmm8454 Google it right now, it says it’s the only creature that could live on Mars. They sent some with a Mars rover, but I don’t remember which one…
@@Wario_Guy because we know what it can survive. NASA does not allow microbes ( Including Water Bears) on other planets in case it messes up any local microbes we dont know about, we know thw conditions on mars and can simulate it on earth to see if they survived . Which is what happened.
@@Ibloop my problem is not with notifications, it's that they flood my subscriptions list. When a channel starts to release more short videos then videos with a more in-depth analysis, I usually just drop it
@@Ibloop you mean watch both short and long videos? Short videos are too often uninteresting. Like in this one, I already knew all that about tardigrades, while if they had made a 15 minutes videos like usual, I'm sure they would have found a more interesting angle than just listing fun facts. Fun facts are cool, but that's not what I watch quality channels for
The "smol birb" is probably the 2nd strongest life form to be able to head to toe-to-toe with the Tartigrades Rip to the birbs that have been sacrificed for the recording of this video 😢
Having basically no defense or offense against other animals in favour of a heap of niche defenses against unlikely environmental conditions does not a top tier make
Tardigrades are the weirdest life-forms, they are almost indestructible when it comes to extremes, yet snails kill them by the thousands every day.
I think it's TierZoo who once said "Waterbears are resitant to everything that has almost no chance of killing them".
Tardigrade: So I will put evolution points into extreme cold resistance
Tierzoo: great 👍 now what?
Tardigrade: I will put evolution points into extreme heat resistance
Tierzoo: What?? What are you doing?
Tardigrade: And laser resistance.
Tierzoo: ... I don't understand what you think you will be fighting
Tardigrade: And survival in the vacuum!
Me: yeah, they are trying to go to space
It's like having cheats and still getting folded by the bottom of the leaderboard.
@@m4x927 except the bottom guy is an asian player
You know that meme when you and a snail get alot of money and immortal but if you touch the snail you die
Yeah this is it but instead of money the tardigrade got lot of super power
"Unfortunately, the bird's submarine's controller dusconnected and has now depressurized."
LMFAO
“The submersible then imploded a couple milliseconds after”
@@thebirb747💀
It's not bird it's a smol birb
"disconnected"
when you max out elemental resistances, but forgot that predators exists.
guys we messed up turning on supernova resistance so we can put them in a star
+99 magic resistance
+0 physical armor
They knew that one day they'd get to go to space.
Snails: *yummy*
Yup TierZoo would love this video but also has a few thoughts on the setup!
Bird : perishes in agony due to radiation and temperature
Tardigrade: t u n f o r m
At this point there should be a whole graveyard dedicated to the dead ducks. R.I.P.
I think it’s 1 duck with lots of clones
@@Cheesepuff8 That duck's been suffering for 10 years straight.
@@Someonecalledeli Damn
This one wasn't our duck. This was The Smol Birb
@@bhavikatolani9870 All the ducks have suffered long enough
Remember people, that is not a single tardigrade species. Each one is adapted to survive its own environmental extreme (provided there’s nothing that eats it, including tardigrades since they’re cannibals).
Duck is so determined he straight up revives himself for a chance to win
bro spent $0.99 for a revive
bros playing undertale
bro summoned a whole fandom
bro paid 60 robux just for one revive
bro saved and load
"Close call here!" Birb: Literally a nano second from death
"wow nothing can kill the tardigrade!"
*Snail:* allow me to introduce myself
My foot that one time: allow me to introduce myself
*Nematodes have entered the chat*
*age has entered the chat*
*hot water exposure has entered the chat"
*Amoebas has entered the chat*
*mites has entered the chat*
*springtails has entered the chat*
*other tardigrades has entered the chat*
No one gets the joke💀💀
@@heyasaber the unkillable snail dont lrt it touch you or else..
“A smol birb”
"smol birb" is the last thing I ever expected to hear from Kurzgesagt but I absolutely love it
When did he say that?
@@marceresrellios1600when said birb was introduced, it had a title card saying "smol birb"
The Futurama ship was the last thing i expected...
@@SimonWillRun But he never said it.
@@ManimsohungryIcouldeata indeed
“A smol birb” kurzgesagt is too good
Tardigrade:
- Resists cold
- Resists heat
- Resists radiation
- Resists the vacuum of space
- Resists meteorite impacts
- Resists supernovae
- Resists black holes
- Resists vacuum decay
- Dies to a normal attack
Its a new Pokemon type thats resistant to all attacks except normal, which is super effective OHKO.
nah, supernova killed it. black holes and meteorites prob do too
@@You-are-definitely-right-but I think the fact that black holes and vacuum decay are on the list is a pretty obvious hint to the sarcasm of this comment
Tardigrade:
(Has resistances to all environmental factors)
(Has only 1 hit point)
@@Joe_Potts its a Shedinja!
Legendary fight:
Ocean gate submersible vs tardigrade
Tardigrade wins
Considering how much bird dies and comes back to life, I think the winner is bird.
yes, millions of birds.
"I'm Hitler!" -bird
Bird is like deadpool by now lol
Don’t view this profile🗿🗿
bird
I love how tardigrades have complete resistance against armageddon but failed to realize predators exist lmao
Okay, but now put them up against a snail.
I'm so happy you guys are making shorts!
Bird would actually win though because he always comes back
TRUE
"I'll be back".
I always come back
cameraman never dies bro
William Afton.
They can survive a laser supernova but they cant survive a stomp
The final boss, a snail. Too bad the smol bird isn't around to save the tardigrade anymore.
"The most indestructible organism alive"
*Gets fucking obliterated by a super nova*
Bro how did you expect anything to survive a supernova
@@Tupo-y4g it was litteraly, a joke.... Also this comment was litteraly 4 months ago.....
@@hed6541what even is the joke
@@Tay10rd the guy said "its the most indestructible organism alive" yet it gets obliterated by a super nova, forget about it dont think people understand these type of jokes anymire in 2024 since all they think about is skibidy toilet
@@hed6541Yeah that’s cause ur joke didn’t make any sense
Love the Planet Express cameo!
As a Futurama fan i squealed in happiness
@@NovaAzurite me too I love seeing one of my favorite (somewhat) obscure things
I was waiting for someone to mention it lol
Huge Futurama fan
Futurama gang
No bird was harmed in the making of this informative short.
Wow thanks for that statement I would have thought otherwise without your help.
@@RoxyProd Are you feeling alright?
Yeah they can easily be resurrected
SO BASICALLY smol vs ducc
"now, for the next match up, the inevitable collapse of the universe, tardigrade obviously wins."
"Nah, I'd win"
-Tardigrade
Props to the camera man who went into the Mariana trench, outer space and into a supernova 🙏
Props To The Peoples Who Dont Use This Fking Overuse Unfunny, Unoriginal, Pathetic Jokes🙏👏
Its an animation-
Cameraman never dies😂😂
@R/woosh
The actual winner is the camera man all along
This is why Cassini and Galileo both crashed into their respective gas giants at the end of their missions. Imagine it crashing into one of the icy water moons with subterranean oceans and starting a colony of tardigrades there, potentially killing any life that was already there.
Savage Supernova is like lvl 100 mafia boss who casually observes battle between 2 Titans: Tardigrade vs Bird
I'm guessing UA-cam is just showing everyone the same videos, because you're literally on every single video I watch, from mouth chipmunk to Kurzgesagt
It’s a bot
L bot
@@Lord_Cummus bot??
That spaceship design is genuinely the coolest I've ever seen
poor bird must’ve suffered a lot during the journey :(
the real MVP
Because he wants to compete
Seems like Tardigrade like organisms could exist throughout the universe
Nope, Tardigrades are just arthropods that need food and water and air, if they didn't get this requirements, they will die in the future.
Plot twist: Water bears are aliens from other planets and we are evolved from them
Plot twist: We are arthropods
I like how Tardigrades always sound like something made up by a smol kid but its actually a real living organism
Tardigrades we’re actually sent to Mars and they were pretty fine for a couple of weeks
Edit: Sorry I was wrong NASA did not send Tardigrades to Mars I didn’t do much research. They can but it is not a good idea. Sorry for the inconvenience
What are you talking about NASA does not send living things to other planets, infact they go out of there way to ensure no life form makes it to another planet
Woah- almost makes me think with a bit of evolutionary advancement there could be life on mars
@@squirrel83 there wasnt the first commenter is lying and that never happened
@@hmm8454 Google it right now, it says it’s the only creature that could live on Mars. They sent some with a Mars rover, but I don’t remember which one…
@@Wario_Guy because we know what it can survive. NASA does not allow microbes ( Including Water Bears) on other planets in case it messes up any local microbes we dont know about, we know thw conditions on mars and can simulate it on earth to see if they survived .
Which is what happened.
bro really said "fuck you in particular" to that bird
The planet express Spaceship!
I love all those little easter eggs in your videos. Im so glad you guys are also Futurerama fans!
Put a snail on both and see who is the toughest
We need more of these
ugh. please no. Can we just leave these for TikTok and stop flooding the list of videos from subscribed channels with these
@@Antoine893 Turn off notifications if you can’t handle it
@@Ibloop my problem is not with notifications, it's that they flood my subscriptions list. When a channel starts to release more short videos then videos with a more in-depth analysis, I usually just drop it
@@Antoine893 You cannot watch both?
@@Ibloop you mean watch both short and long videos? Short videos are too often uninteresting. Like in this one, I already knew all that about tardigrades, while if they had made a 15 minutes videos like usual, I'm sure they would have found a more interesting angle than just listing fun facts. Fun facts are cool, but that's not what I watch quality channels for
Now do cameraman vs tardigrade.
Pls keep doing shorts there so good❤❤❤
you should call it "the most indestructible vs the most destructive"
The "smol birb" is probably the 2nd strongest life form to be able to head to toe-to-toe with the Tartigrades
Rip to the birbs that have been sacrificed for the recording of this video 😢
He can revive like a phoenix
Here’s a theoretical query: how would a tardigrade fare to being stepped on?
Water bear is the most op creature to come from one of the Earth's updates
And yet they can be killed by snails
*moss piglets
They suck and made a build that's illogical
Having basically no defense or offense against other animals in favour of a heap of niche defenses against unlikely environmental conditions does not a top tier make
@@VoxTenebrae "defenses i actually need?! hell no, give me the power to survive super mega laser blasts"
Spider bite. Tardigrade looses.... no joke Tardigrade may resist the worst but can't defend against it's OWN PREDATORS
Shoutout to the cameraman for going to all those extreme places
@Unnamed Channel You fool...
Round 4: *snail*
The tardigrade gets completely consumed and digested by the snail while the bird completely crushes the snail.
At this point we need a edit with phonk music made by ducks
Love the futurama cameo
That supernova scenario was unfair. That’s just immediate death.
Water bears are great at surviving everything except what they actually need to survive against
Man made a futurama reference
Tardigrades prepare for the worst and most unlikely possible outcomes but get killed by literally everything else
I am approaching your house at high speeds, hide.
poor bird was on that oceangate
Maxed out their special defense, but completely forgot about physical attacks
Tardigrades look so cute when it rolls down
The Tarigrade maxed out defense, but never touched on health.
I’m still team smol birb! ❤❤❤❤
When you made everything in non-physical damage but you forgot to sit at the peaceful mode
Smol bird still the biggest W here🗿
Tardigrades: I’m invincible!
Predators: allow us to introduce ourselves
Bro tried to put both of them into a supernova and expected one of them to win 💀
"a smol birb" coming from this guy is so funny
Bro really blew up half of the solar system for science 💀
I cant be the only one who thought the bird was going to eat him
“A smol birb” 💀
*No birds were harmed within production of this video.*
My guy really made a fight to teach us facts about a tardigrade, my man
Tardigrade is the ultimate build "Lost the battle but win the war". When others on brink of extinction, they thrives
They just arthropods, they will die after some millions of years especially if they Earth goes Kaboom.
I bought your book I read it all, I would REALLY recommend it.
I'm sad to see there wasn't a disclaimer saying "No birds were harmed in the making of this video"
Bro wants something small as an ant to survive a supernova💀
You guys make the best shorts
Loved the Futurama Planet Express Ship in there
The unmoveable object vs unstoppable object
I love the animation , animators are so good
Fight idea: The toughest organism on earth vs. the smartest
"A smol birb" had me dying fr💀💀
This is literally "Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing baby"
"the next challenge is to fight a snail"
Tardigrade:Uhh hold on-
And yet, tardigrades lost to those bugs who destroyed spongebob's house.
“A smol birb” seeing that from a science channel makes me think that there is hope in society 💀
Can you imagine an animal capable of surviving a freaking supernova?
Tardigrades can survive everything but things that you would actually die from lmao
What an epic face-off.
"Smol Birb" GOT ME DYING ONE THE FLOOR
bro is actually a pokemon
Imagine being able to survive all that and being killed by your neighbor
Smol birb casually using Frisk’s SAVE and LOAD abilities to respawn lol
"a smol bird" its frickin cute
When mother nature decides to make her own nokia
Tardigrades seem like life’s fail safe just in case something really bad happens
Water bears are the weirdest life forms. You’re almost indestructible when it comes to extremes yet snails kill them by the thousands every day
Accidentally.
Can’t tell if this is a stolen comment cuz it looks *Exactly* like the top comments
I'll say it again. Kurzgesagt shorts are the best thing to have ever happened
bro a tardigrade is a literal pokemon.
Tardigrades are almost indestructible but smol bird has a way longer life span
the ultimate fight but never the ultimate showdown