I've tried asking my cat how his oral hygiene was and he also stared at me in confusion. Honestly, its not even the weirdest thing I've said to him today
I clicked on this and thought “finally, an audio where they can just be friends, instead of master and pet. then I hear: “did you just call me master?” 😂 my hopes
I also have two cats, but I also have six dwarf rabbits. If you don't know what a dwarf rabbit is, you can look one up on google if you can. I can try to describe what a dwarf rabbit looks like. So basically, a dwarf rabbit is born very small and don't get very big especially if they are getting old. Any dwarf rabbit (as long as it isn't a runt/the smallest one) of any breed can be from 5 to 5.5 pounds The types of dwarf rabbits I have are 3 albinos and 3 columbia basin pygmy dwarf rabbits. You're welcome :)
@@suttonmajors286 on my porch technically. I live in the country so we have a safe place for them to hide and they adore it. They all spend most of their time with me and I feed them, that’s why I count them as mine.
God I went to brush my hair a few days ago cause I have chin length hair with an undercut so not much but I have *thick* hair so I was like I only put it up in a bun might as well brush it everyonce in a while to get the loose hair out and as soon as I brushed it once it just POOF and I was like god damn it now I remember why I never brush my hair
That was so wholesome😢 I loved it so much, thank you for another great audio!❤️💚❤️💚 I fell asleep to this easily, I needed a nap too so perfect timing-
Listening to this as an reward and to celebrate finishing my CAPSTONE presentation. I present it on the 15th. 😄 This is adorable! Part two please! He's so respectful and very kind! I love that he sees us as an equal and respects our boundaries. Amazing work Green! 💚💚
Honestly it was lovely to hear him respecting the neko's agency and placing them on equal standing. There is something really skeevy about the idea of thinking of a creature with humaniod thoughts and feelings as one's pet if they haven't chosen that dynamic. He sounds as if he is merely paying lip service to the system in that regard.
people say my teeth are supposed to rot if i don't brush but i honestly forgot brushing was a thing for around half a year and my teeth are as healthy as ever
Okay, idk what magic you have bit I normally hate low voices due to trauma but this is really nice. So, really great audio and thank you. Helped me relax before sleeping
I have a cat and a dog and everyone in my family act more of a dog person and I act like a cat person and I JUST LOVE my cat (his name is jack) he is so nice, my family always says he acts like a dog. Edit: I’m also Goth
Funny thing in less then three months now I get to take care of my grandpas cat for two weeks, Because he's going away to see two of his sons and his cat loves me for no reason
"I have no self restraint when it comes to cats". CAN I GET AN AMEN!!! 🙏Also can we be friends?😻 I love cats too, it's not that I hate dogs. It's merely I don't match their energy at all. I'm always tired.
I've tried asking my cat how his oral hygiene was and he also stared at me in confusion. Honestly, its not even the weirdest thing I've said to him today
Omg🤣🤣🤣
I asked my cat how much is her body count and she just bit me😭
I told mine i was gonna eat her organs and she looked at me with the most judgmental eyes i have ever seen, then just walked away
@@ObeyMeF.MCOfficial my cat stands on her cat tree and smacks everyone who walks by
I have go talk to my stuffed animals instead.
My cats died 4 years ago 😖
As another goth, goth + goth kitty trope sounds AMAZING
same frfr
You’re so real for this
Agree 100%
Exactly
What are your favourite bands? If you could give me recommendations
When I pushed this video..
My expectations: Cute calming voice
When I heard his voice..
Me: DAMN😳
Y
U
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NO CAUSE SAME
hell yeah
So true Like wowww
SAME THOUGH
APD APPROVED
Fun fact: Marie Curie’s notebooks are still radioactive.
Until we meet again
This comment reminds me of skeletor for some reason
Thx for that fun fact
I clicked on this and thought “finally, an audio where they can just be friends, instead of master and pet. then I hear: “did you just call me master?” 😂 my hopes
L, I’m a good girl for master :3
Too adorable! You going into full Cat-Person Mode was so wholesome. 🥰
Brings out the real animal lover in me 🥰
"I have no self restraint when it comes to cats."
NEITHER DO I. It's why I have two, and I spoil them rotten.
I also have two cats, but I also have six dwarf rabbits. If you don't know what a dwarf rabbit is, you can look one up on google if you can. I can try to describe what a dwarf rabbit looks like. So basically, a dwarf rabbit is born very small and don't get very big especially if they are getting old. Any dwarf rabbit (as long as it isn't a runt/the smallest one) of any breed can be from 5 to 5.5 pounds The types of dwarf rabbits I have are 3 albinos and 3 columbia basin pygmy dwarf rabbits.
You're welcome :)
Amen to that fellow cat lover🙏😻
I have five indoor and three outdoor 😂😅
@@WhisperWritesdo the outside ones live in your backyard?
@@suttonmajors286 on my porch technically. I live in the country so we have a safe place for them to hide and they adore it. They all spend most of their time with me and I feed them, that’s why I count them as mine.
I love these Neko listener audios 🥹
Same 🥹
Same
Same! :3
I love me some goth content ♥️
Me too
Ikr
Not us being called a specimen 💀
This was so wholesome and sweet! I love how gentle and reassuring this audio was, great job and thank you for this audio!
Thank you so much!
THE CAT VOICE!!!!! at first i wasn't sure how much i'd like this type of audio but now all i have to say is i hope you have more. and also, meow.
Him: When’s the last time you brushed your hair?
Me: 😭 *cries in curly hair that poofs up when i brush it* 😭
FRR
God I went to brush my hair a few days ago cause I have chin length hair with an undercut so not much but I have *thick* hair so I was like I only put it up in a bun might as well brush it everyonce in a while to get the loose hair out and as soon as I brushed it once it just POOF and I was like god damn it now I remember why I never brush my hair
I remember someone told me that I didn’t have a lot of hair, so I brushed it out
😭 IT'S LIKE A LION'S MANE WHEN I BRUSH MINE OUT HELP
Same🙃
deep voice + accent = me turning into a goddamn tomato.
Yes
Not my cat demanding attention from me while I’m trying to listen to this😭
The baby talk gets me every time! And I have a cat! That's the way I talk to him! "Who's a good kitty? Who's a good kitty?" I love him so much! ❤❤
Oh geez, hearing the kisses is making my nose scrunch up like a rabbits! 🫣 Now I want to bury my head into my pillow until my face cools off.
That was so wholesome😢
I loved it so much, thank you for another great audio!❤️💚❤️💚
I fell asleep to this easily, I needed a nap too so perfect timing-
You're welcome 😊
This is amazing
Thank you :)
When I first heard his voice I dropped my tablet cause I was so suprised
Hear me out. He’ll dress us up in like goth witch outfits and he’s just overjoyed after we say we love it
So cute your affection for cats/neko, Green!! They are very cute indeed - like this audio!!☺
🥰
I introduced you to my friend and we love listening to you together now 🥰🥰🥰🦋🦋🦋
🥰
Not even one second in and I got jump scared by how deep this dude voice is 😢
stoppp when i was making cereal whilst watching and when he said “good kitten” for some reason i screamed “NO”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Voice deepet than the hole in my backyard
As an older neko, your voice absolutely demolished me! Slow, smooth, and rumbly like a deep mountain river.
Why is he so respectful I love him for that so much
I have been jonesing for something like this lately. Thank you. ♡
You're welcome
Omg legs gooo i was missing ur Audios similarly to thiss!
Love this! ❤ especially the little kisses at the end.
This is amazing asmr - i thought the neighbours cat could talk once lol
Me: *Yawns*
He: Tired, are you?
Me: :O Sir what on earth? WHERE ARE THE CAMERAAAS!
When I clicked on the video... I WAS NOT EXPECTING A DADDY VOICE!
Why is your voice so calming??!??🥲👍
I thought this was gonna be steamy
His voice jump scared me 😭
Well,im in love with this 🤧
Neko listener audios are the best, and its even better with a goth speaker
Listening to this as an reward and to celebrate finishing my CAPSTONE presentation. I present it on the 15th. 😄
This is adorable! Part two please! He's so respectful and very kind! I love that he sees us as an equal and respects our boundaries. Amazing work Green! 💚💚
Thank you! And good luck on the presentation!!!
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Thanks! 💚
I love this so much 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 thank you so much for making my day bestie 😁😁😁 have a good day and keep up the amazing work😁😁😁
Thank you so much 🥰
Honestly it was lovely to hear him respecting the neko's agency and placing them on equal standing. There is something really skeevy about the idea of thinking of a creature with humaniod thoughts and feelings as one's pet if they haven't chosen that dynamic. He sounds as if he is merely paying lip service to the system in that regard.
So well done, would love a part 2 💛
Thank you :)
I am going to play with the colored streaks on his hair and no one will be able to stop me
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
We definitely need a part two!
Zzz
Man has no self conrol, I love it!😂😂
how many times will i come back to this to help my insomnia?
I dont know and i dont care, this voice puts my kitty ass to sleep
Omg this is sooo freaking cuutee💗💗💗need a part 2
OMGOOSSSHH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! It's just so sweet and relaxing 🙃❤️👌
Thank you!! 😊
We need more of this plzz
Brooooo it's my first time watching you and your voice caught me off guard. Your voice is so deep
this was so cute help me
Am I the only one who thinks the speech sounds like an 1800's British royal? I'm not complaining tho ///•^•///
How dare you call me kitten and not be here in my bed so I can sit in your lap and fall asleep to head pats.
Something fishy’s going one here, im getting freaked out my the way he pronounces his word and in general the way he speaks!?
Ngl i really wish i was a neko :) and i love the video
the amount of times I've watched this is unreal
I clicked faster then ME seeing my Amazon package came
I,M WEEZING 😭😭
@@S1mp_4_Anyth1ng LOL😂
Oh damn 😅😩
people say my teeth are supposed to rot if i don't brush but i honestly forgot brushing was a thing for around half a year and my teeth are as healthy as ever
You must have a really low sugar diet!
@@Jemini4228 actually no I eat a lot of candy when I have it
TELL ME YOUR WAYS HUMAN TELL MEHHHHHHHHHH
@@mmuiichhiroo I'M SORRY NOT EVEN I KNOW MY OWN WAYS😢
Squirrelflight pfp i love it :)
Edit: I mean Squirrelstar
Okay, idk what magic you have bit I normally hate low voices due to trauma but this is really nice. So, really great audio and thank you. Helped me relax before sleeping
This is sooooo PERFECT ❤❤❤ I WANT MOREEE😍😍😍
‘I do not like people’
Heh me either
DARNIT I KEEP FORGETTING HOW DEEP YOUR VOICE IS! FLUFFEN DARNIT WHY!?!? my voice sounds like shigaraki and bakugo mixed together....why me
So cuteeee! 🥹This is adorable, I love this asmr 😍 ❤️ 💕. Your always amazing with these asmr Green Leaf💯
Thank you so much 🥰
omfg i fell asleep to ur voice😭😭
When he's respectful 🤞🏽🤭 WE LOVE RESPECTFUL MEN 🎉🎉 green my birthday on Monday 😺
Happy Birthday!!! (sorry I'm late :( ) 💚💚
Omg this is too good it's killing me
I love this so MUCHHHHH
this is so cuute💓💙
This man makes me hate being human ☹️ like this isn't a human thing but I want to do it so badly now
I liisten to this in school so i can relax cause deepish or deep voices calm me for some reason
How a bought a pet friend
Great video and guy
Thank you :)
I guess I'm an emotional support cat now
Not complaining
I have a cat and a dog and everyone in my family act more of a dog person and I act like a cat person and I JUST LOVE my cat (his name is jack) he is so nice, my family always says he acts like a dog.
Edit: I’m also Goth
I love his voice
Love it ❤❤❤
I NEEEDDD a part 2🙏🙏🙏🙏
The voice scared me.
I suddenly want to be a cat.
*Goes and lays down on his bed* Meow(Mine)
Part 2 please 🙏
KITTEN 👹
I saw that picture of the guy and i thought it was gonna be like a more fem voice so when i heard your voice i actually got spooked😅🥲
Ngl I thought the same 😂
Eeee ☺️
There's no point brushing our cats teeth ... nearly every day they bring back a mouse or a rabbit ... yes, it's very grafic 😂
My friend: I'm goth ur emo
Me:wtf
My friend looks on my UA-cam: ur really emo
Me: no
My friend:I fell in love with an emo trans
Me: bruh
My neko brain through this audio: fish fish fish. *no thoughts*. why they grab the face. Im pretty.
You definitely don’t know if this guy prefers cats or dogs 😂
unfun fact: cats can't have milk because it could mess up their stomachs really bad.
Oh :(
Ok so do I still get my headpats?
Yes you do 😌
Where is winkle
Funny thing in less then three months now I get to take care of my grandpas cat for two weeks, Because he's going away to see two of his sons and his cat loves me for no reason
Specimen describes me perfectly
My FBI approved of this
"I have no self restraint when it comes to cats". CAN I GET AN AMEN!!! 🙏Also can we be friends?😻 I love cats too, it's not that I hate dogs. It's merely I don't match their energy at all. I'm always tired.
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PLEASE! BE MY FATHER! IM SO LONENLY! MY MOM DOSEN'T LOVE ME! IM GONNA CRY! PLEASE BE MY FATHER!
Can you do part two plzzzzzz
Yes yes sir I'm not human if I was I probably won't be in a shelter-