Morton's voice, when he's just talking, is like butter. Rich and smooth. Now imagine him narrating audiobooks. Story's moving along and it's great and every character gets their own unique voice. That would rock.
Say I agree with you, this guy is a national treasure. I feel he's a national treasure. I have got to checking out and do a little more research. His expression was his demeanor his response to delivery he truly knows how to deliver a joke with all of the dialects and and countenance a court jester in Versailles salons.I don't even know what this guy did this stand up but I was so glad I found it this morning on my feet thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you please keep up what you doing. I-41 really does need dose of humor. I truly love all you guys I love the whole world I really really really love Love 🌼🌺🌷🌾🌷🌹🌺🏵️🍀🥀☘️🌺🏵️🍁☘️🍀🌻🌻🍀🥀🌿🌸🏵️🌻🏵️🍃🏵️🌻🏵️🌻☘️☘️🌿🌷🌸🍁🌾🏵️
His facial expressions, vocal skills, timing and delivery are fantastic. If Johnny Carson was still on he would be called over to the couch. Keep it up.
He'd be a 'regular' on Carson. Like Jack Hanna back in the day. (He was the guy that brought animals and then let them loose on stage) Dating myself here...
i saw this guy do a joke 7 yrs ago and i say it to myself in his voice ever since. 7 yrs and it hasnt got old yet. Greg Morton deserves to be a millionaire.
This man is what Hollywood Entertainers use to be made of. More than one skill, flawless and fluid exicution of jokes & impressions, Natural Born comedian with great timing. Love you Greg. You are a rare and priceless human.
Greg is an amazing talent who absolutely doesn´t get enough recognition, he´s been working as a VA since his teens and doing original funny standup all his adult life. He is now 60 years old.
I felt like I was having some kind of weird Deja Vu I looked him up because I was remembering his face, voice and some parts of the routine. Unlocked flashbacks of Just For Laughs festival in Montreal that he used to do in the 90s and early 00s and it was on Comedy Central. Seen it as a kid, crazy he's finally getting some attention.
I am 81 and this is the first time I have laughed so hard since I was in my teens. Mr. Morton you are a talented natural funny story teller ever. God bless you. You touch natural nerves that sense comedy. Thankyou Thankyou Sir.
This is pure pleasure. I saw Greg on AGT, then looked for his comedy on YT. Great natural comic, no bad language or raunch, a guy you can take your mom to see. Thanks, Greg, you are a bright light amidst a lot of darkness in today's "comedy."
@AC Ricucci I totally agree! And firmly believe if this your comment was posted a year ago, it would be the highest 👍 count on this video!! Hope you have a blessed day and weekend!🤓
How come this guy is not famous? Aside from having an incredible talent in impressions and sound effects, he also has a huge sense of humor as well. He has that uncanny ability to extract the funny side of any trivial things. If you don't consider that a talent I don't know what is.
I first saw him on Just For Laughs in the 90s. If he made it to one of the largest comedy festivals in the world Id think he is famous at least among the comics scene
Nobody has said that you can't. In fact you had to be a clean comic back in the day if you ever wanted to be shown on tv or be on a talkshow. Foul language or not doesn't matter, the content is what matters.
I bloody love this man. He is just too good. Hope he gets more and more known. He deserves it. I could listen to him do voices all day. He would have all my money if he did bedtime stories!
@@E6V6I6L1 what he means is he is a natual.. Meaning some have to work at and some are just from day one gifted. Not every body can do this. Consistency is the key if you can do this every night on a daily and still be dope then you are a natural.
I can’t imagine why this guy isn’t the number one standup in America. You really could have children thru seniors watch his comedy. His face is as elastic as Jim Carrey. His show is brilliantly written. His delivery is solid as a rock. Not one joke tripped over. He could host a late night talk show. He’s genius.
Facial expressions, body movements, voice work.. This guy is hilarious and talented.. Hard to believe I have never seen his work before... Instant fan!!
@@loadapish I totally get what you're saying. There are other comedians that have Network comedy specials who I don't think are funny at all. So yeah, people react differently to certain styles.
Can you imagine having this guy for an uncle? Gold. Edit: Yes, aware he said "only child" from the start. And then talked about siblings. And is an Uncle on his wife's side.
I had never heard of Greg Morton and he is now my favorite comedian.. made me laugh out loud.. doesn't swear and is not profane.. a rarity in this day in age.. that's when you know you're funny..
@@snubdawg1386 That's objective but a strange statement to make given so many people really enjoy them and british comedians are generally speaking the most well known comedians in the world.
Maureen, you're right! I just came across this video and he is fantastic. I could care less about meeting a celebrity, but I'm thinking it would be fun to hang with him for a day. To say he is unique is an understatement.
English is my second language and I am still learning it. Understanding English songs and English videos sometimes become very difficult for me, even in this video there were alot of words that I didn't know about but he did an amazing job. There were no difficulty in understanding the jokes he was telling and I enjoyed every single second of the video without even getting lost. He knows how to connect and communicate with people without any language barriers. Such an amazing person, made my day. I hope he is doing well and get all the success in his career ❤
@Jerome Lenovo I mean absolutely no disrespect, but maybe we should all just lighten up a little bit? Society seems to have gotten so uptight. Things are so tense nowadays. There's so much racial tension these days I feel nervous just saying the phrase "lighten up". Badoomtish.
Greg Morton IS a living cartoon character, hilarious delivery, facial expressions, and a golden voice for radio or TV! I hope to see him again. He is amazingly polished, talented and perfect delivery. I wanted to give a Thumbs Up just two minutes into this show!
In some of his older videos he _does_ use some profanity but not every other word is cursing. A prime example is a clip he does on names of hurricanes not being scary enough - it's very funny but does use swearing.
I agree with you Davy. One Dry Bar comedian has over 5 million views and his video is less than a year old. BUT... we can get Morton to a million by sharing this video 'cause he had me holding my stomach!
Greg is an amazing and talented man! I knew him and had the privilege of working with him when he was a DJ. He would begin the evening with 10 minutes or so of stand up to warm up the crowd. Then throughout the night, he'd dress up in various costumes to suit many of the songs played that night. It was so much fun, and always a BLAST!!! I was a teenager then with typical teenage issues, he was always there for me and was a wonderful mentor to me. Those were wonderful days! He's a wonderful human being!
I got great news for you bud. If you think this is the best Schwarzenegger impression ever you either don't know what makes a good impression or you just really didn't see that many Schwarzenegger impressions so far (which is kinda weird cause literally everybody does him all the time). Either way you're in for a treat.
@@mrwakacorp I have seen them all since the beginning of the universe. I have a PhD in History of Ahnuld impressions from Schwarzenegger university. This one is the best. Bud.
And I don't think ppl got the jet li joke... (Tbh, I didn't know those guys were all in that movie... Like, simultaneously acting in the same release version of the film*...) *You know, cuz we millennials have blown the "hollywood remake" industry way wayyy up into the monster it's shaping up to be...
Catharine J. - because all those impressions were really accurate. half of them talk they've got marbles in their mouth, other half like they've been hit in the head way too many times. and jet li has a heavy accent
Oh my gosh, pure genius. He's got it all with the expressions, the voices, the characterizations, the body language, the material, the whole enchilada. I've never seen a comedian like him ever before (and I'm older than he is). Just brilliant and super feel-good comedy too without anything mean-spirited or overly crude. Wow, wow, wow. So unique and unexpected, all of it.
This guy should be a voice actor. He's that good. Edit: For those saying I didnt watch the whole video, I did. The reason why I questioned him as a VA, is because I looked up some filmography and could barely find any. He appears to be a former VA who's mostly been in shows from way back in the day like around the early to mid 90s. I know he said he was a former VA, but the lack of filmography said otherwise and I took it as a joke. So please stop blowing my comment out of proportion. Thank you.
The lawn dart to the head and those cries and facial expressions had me in tears! "Owww! Mommy! Mommy!" 😂 Greg Morton is who other comics need to study and learn from. Can you imagine him singing ‘You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch’?! His voice was made for that!
He legit hasn't changed his act for 20 years. That's probably why. The industry doesn't promote people who don't keep working on coming up with new jokes.
Greg Morton is one of the funniest comics I’ve ever heard and is so relatable I was rolling with laughs almost the entire way. His impressions and mimicry are so fun.
Greg Morgan is so talented. He can do both cartoon character voices and make you laugh. I haven't seen anyone do something like this since the great Mel Blanc of Looney Tones.
I don't know if it was his idea, or the producers told him to do it; but he really only did different voices and that was a horrible idea. He's really awesome and I feel like if he had done more stand-up with voices thrown in, like this video, he would have gone farther, possibly even win the competition. I've seen this stand-up years ago, and it's always been one of my favorites, so was super excited to see him get on the show; but was disappointed with what he ended up doing.
Morton's voice, when he's just talking, is like butter. Rich and smooth. Now imagine him narrating audiobooks. Story's moving along and it's great and every character gets their own unique voice. That would rock.
Brilliant idea! He'd be perfect for it. 👍🏾
Uhhh pause?
He could be voice option for navigation, like Morgan Freeman.
His singing is great too.
Say I agree with you, this guy is a national treasure. I feel he's a national treasure. I have got to checking out and do a little more research. His expression was his demeanor his response to delivery he truly knows how to deliver a joke with all of the dialects and and countenance a court jester in Versailles salons.I don't even know what this guy did this stand up but I was so glad I found it this morning on my feet thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you please keep up what you doing. I-41 really does need dose of humor. I truly love all you guys I love the whole world I really really really love
Love 🌼🌺🌷🌾🌷🌹🌺🏵️🍀🥀☘️🌺🏵️🍁☘️🍀🌻🌻🍀🥀🌿🌸🏵️🌻🏵️🍃🏵️🌻🏵️🌻☘️☘️🌿🌷🌸🍁🌾🏵️
This guy's energy and delivery is gold!
@capt Obvious is the best thing to do with the the best Bible yes e
@capt Obvious Well, to be fair, it seemed he was really only wanting to display his skills as a voice actor, not do stand up.
So is his hair
This guy is legendary
His facial expressions, vocal skills, timing and delivery are fantastic. If Johnny Carson was still on he would be called over to the couch. Keep it up.
He'd be called over in a flash. I'd watch every minute of it.
He'd be a 'regular' on Carson. Like Jack Hanna back in the day. (He was the guy that brought animals and then let them loose on stage) Dating myself here...
@@mayhemmcfly4229 Dating yourself? That's a strange relationship.... 🤣
Okay, I'll leave now. 🤪
i saw this guy do a joke 7 yrs ago and i say it to myself in his voice ever since. 7 yrs and it hasnt got old yet. Greg Morton deserves to be a millionaire.
This man is what Hollywood Entertainers use to be made of. More than one skill, flawless and fluid exicution of jokes & impressions, Natural Born comedian with great timing. Love you Greg. You are a rare and priceless human.
Truth! I still listen to Jerry Clower, Dangerfield, Rickles, Engvall, etc. Im freakin 38 yrs old.
Amen❣
Execution (courtesy of Grammar Grammy, you are welcome!)
@@RedneckAdonis Wow, yer old enough to be my son... I mean I'm old enough to be yer dad... I mean, um, I guess I must be dating myself....🤣
That's right
This brilliant man is 67 years old, and this is the first time I know of his existence.
He did cartoon voice over work for 30 years or something like that
Brown don't crack. Light brown that is.
Me 2.
No he is only 63….went to school with him. The other guy was a football player. I remember Greg doing John Wayne impersonations in grade 4 or 5 😊
Same
There are comedians
and then there are natural comedians.
Greg Morton is a natural comedian.
I like this comedan
He’s funny just standing there
@RIC REMIXX preacher Lawson is the best lol
@RIC REMIXX reopened o
@@ouimetco like a circus freak?
Greg is an amazing talent who absolutely doesn´t get enough recognition, he´s been working as a VA since his teens and doing original funny standup all his adult life. He is now 60 years old.
He's getting younger as I scroll down the comments... I wanna know how he does it? Laughter must be the best medicine after all! 😂🤣
I felt like I was having some kind of weird Deja Vu I looked him up because I was remembering his face, voice and some parts of the routine. Unlocked flashbacks of Just For Laughs festival in Montreal that he used to do in the 90s and early 00s and it was on Comedy Central. Seen it as a kid, crazy he's finally getting some attention.
I am 81 and this is the first time I have laughed so hard since I was in my teens.
Mr. Morton you are a talented natural funny story teller ever.
God bless you. You touch natural nerves that sense comedy.
Thankyou Thankyou Sir.
Since you were a teen!? Jeez. You need a friend?
@@pesterbotfpv I guess it's too late for that now.
He is really great 😊 I naturally laughed so funny
Me too
I agree. He’s a very talented comic.
29 minutes of pure laughter!!
This guy is so underrated. He should be a superstar in this field.
This is pure pleasure. I saw Greg on AGT, then looked for his comedy on YT. Great natural comic, no bad language or raunch, a guy you can take your mom to see. Thanks, Greg, you are a bright light amidst a lot of darkness in today's "comedy."
@AC Ricucci I totally agree! And firmly believe if this your comment was posted a year ago, it would be the highest 👍 count on this video!! Hope you have a blessed day and weekend!🤓
No one really gives a f***!
"I ain't walking to no Mawdaw!" I about died!
Please give this guy a late-night show.
ikr!!
It would make sense, he looks like a black Letterman haha
A scary movie role!
His face!
@@reverendrobertparsimony8475 oh wow!! He does. Even has red hair..and y'all thought cloning wasn't real.
I know right?☺
How come this guy is not famous? Aside from having an incredible talent in impressions and sound effects, he also has a huge sense of humor as well. He has that uncanny ability to extract the funny side of any trivial things. If you don't consider that a talent I don't know what is.
Because he keeps it clean and society sucks.
It's because he doesn't have a filthy ignorant mouth like the mainstream comedians of today ..there not comedians there jokes
I first saw him on Just For Laughs in the 90s. If he made it to one of the largest comedy festivals in the world Id think he is famous at least among the comics scene
Amen to that @@FrankDaBank25
Snipers are always funny. Just kidding, bad joke
He’s proof you can be a good comedian without foul language.
- all DRYBARS are profanity free. It’s what “dry” means.
@@slagwill5599 Yes I know and most of them aren’t funny..
@@E09154 -- I wouldn’t say that.
Brian Regan has been doing clean comedy for many years now -- and he's hilarious.
Nobody has said that you can't. In fact you had to be a clean comic back in the day if you ever wanted to be shown on tv or be on a talkshow. Foul language or not doesn't matter, the content is what matters.
keep this man at all costs, he's a national treasure
Exactly! Hes so rare! Look at him, hes the whitest black guy Ive ever seen!
This is the only video I could find!
I needed a good laugh today. I’ve been depressed. This man is awesome
Hope all is well
I’ve been there man…! I found my Hope is in Jesus! Don’t even mean to be preachy… just sharing my remedy 🙏
@@pblodaplug6133 bro das a woman
@@reptilus89 man is just an expression at this point lot
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Some of the greatest comedians use a lot of dirty language, but some of the greatest comedians never need any. This guy is a gem.
I've heard it said by the pros great clean comedy is some of the most difficult material to create.
Okay man he's kinda good but let's tone it down a little he ain't nowhere near THAT good 😂
Swearing has nothing to do with it. A funny joke is a funny joke.
It takes more genius to be clean than foul.
some of the greatest and some of the greatest lol
His diction is impeccable... talented and intelligent comedy. GREG YOU NEED A WHOLE SHOW!!!👏👏👏👏
That's what I said to my kids and grandkids, that You Tubers and comedians actually have college degrees....
He needs a HOLE....6 feet deep!!
Hands down my new favorite comedian! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤😊😊😊
I bloody love this man. He is just too good. Hope he gets more and more known. He deserves it. I could listen to him do voices all day. He would have all my money if he did bedtime stories!
natural comedian right here folks...
All comedians are Natural ... never even heard of a Synthetic comedian .
@@E6V6I6L1 what he means is he is a natual.. Meaning some have to work at and some are just from day one gifted. Not every body can do this. Consistency is the key if you can do this every night on a daily and still be dope then you are a natural.
@@mauricioellis568 why watch a comedy special when you don't understand comedy
@@E6V6I6L1 Amy Schumer
Steve martin said he learnt how to be funny and he is also one of the funniest
I can’t imagine why this guy isn’t the number one standup in America. You really could have children thru seniors watch his comedy. His face is as elastic as Jim Carrey. His show is brilliantly written. His delivery is solid as a rock. Not one joke tripped over. He could host a late night talk show. He’s genius.
Facial expressions, body movements, voice work.. This guy is hilarious and talented.. Hard to believe I have never seen his work before... Instant fan!!
Funny how people can be so different. Not only did i not laugh and coukdnt relate to him but i actually found him irritating
@@loadapish I totally get what you're saying. There are other comedians that have Network comedy specials who I don't think are funny at all. So yeah, people react differently to certain styles.
Why isn’t he a star?!? I’d watch a show with him every night. Heck, he should do one of the late night shows.
Yeah he’s pretty awesome!!!
Hes awesome live!
He doesn't fit the new narrative.
He is a star getting paid millions to travel worldwide and just signed a contract to produce albums
I would say a replacement or to play alongside Craig Ferguson on another network. They're close to the same age, I'd say
Can you imagine having this guy for an uncle? Gold.
Edit: Yes, aware he said "only child" from the start. And then talked about siblings. And is an Uncle on his wife's side.
You aint joking about Gold!! Hes straight up Gold!
Right🤣
He be the uncle that you WANT at a family gathering
He'd hate me if I was his nephew, because I'd have him prank call everyone with different voices.
that would be the dream tbh
I had never heard of Greg Morton and he is now my favorite comedian.. made me laugh out loud.. doesn't swear and is not profane.. a rarity in this day in age.. that's when you know you're funny..
I agree 100%, he's as funny as Jim Bruer. Very similar comedy.
I know right....😅👍
Seems to be an American thing, I'd say most UK comedians don't swear especially not often.
@@taserrr but none of them is funny
@@snubdawg1386 That's objective but a strange statement to make given so many people really enjoy them and british comedians are generally speaking the most well known comedians in the world.
His facial expressions when he did Sylvester Stallone killed me 😆
This dude is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂
His facial expressions are too funny!
I agree
I was laughing so hard my stomach was hurting.
Not to mention his voices
The lady with that contagious loud laughter has a lifetime membership to Dry Bar; and she's having a blast every time!!
Netflix, you're dropping the ball. Why doesn't this guy have a special?
He does just not on Netflix Dry Bar is it’s own thing.
He had a special 15 years ago on comedy central. This guy is old hat...
AGT was the last nail...
Netflix screws up everything they get their hands on
Maureen, you're right! I just came across this video and he is fantastic. I could care less about meeting a celebrity, but I'm thinking it would be fun to hang with him for a day. To say he is unique is an understatement.
English is my second language and I am still learning it. Understanding English songs and English videos sometimes become very difficult for me, even in this video there were alot of words that I didn't know about but he did an amazing job. There were no difficulty in understanding the jokes he was telling and I enjoyed every single second of the video without even getting lost.
He knows how to connect and communicate with people without any language barriers.
Such an amazing person, made my day.
I hope he is doing well and get all the success in his career ❤
This man is so funny! Plus no swear words how refreshing!
Lori Rosenau - dry bar is in UT. it's a family establishment, part of the contract to perform there is no swearing
@Jerome Lenovo you are the most compelling argument I've seen for the government putting more funding into mental institutions
@Jerome Lenovo I mean absolutely no disrespect, but maybe we should all just lighten up a little bit? Society seems to have gotten so uptight. Things are so tense nowadays. There's so much racial tension these days I feel nervous just saying the phrase "lighten up". Badoomtish.
He’s incredible!!!
Greg Morton IS a living cartoon character, hilarious delivery, facial expressions, and a golden voice for radio or TV! I hope to see him again. He is amazingly polished, talented and perfect delivery. I wanted to give a Thumbs Up just two minutes into this show!
Wow no foul language? How does he make everyone laugh? No now I remember……pure talent!
That's one of the requirements of Dry Bar.
100%
@@FujishimaAkiko yes I know I assume that’s why it’s called The Dry Bar
@@williamwilliams293 They don't serve alcohol to patrons, that's actually why it's called "Dry Bar". I've been there many a time, it's in Provo, Utah.
In some of his older videos he _does_ use some profanity but not every other word is cursing. A prime example is a clip he does on names of hurricanes not being scary enough - it's very funny but does use swearing.
How did I just hear of this comical Genius right now??!!Unbelievable! Just what I needed. Much Love from Germoney
He is sharp humor. Very intelligent. I'd pay to see him he's freaking hilarious. He average like four laughs a minute
Ladies and Gentlemen we have the greatest comedian here with us
His regular voice could narrate a story and make it sound interesting.
for real🤣
I need him to teach me physics
Put him on the history channel, Kids would actually learn.
Yes indeed
He really is..I know this video is old,but this man truly could be the next James Earl Jones...its natural...live it!
I cried down my legs! Sir you are comedy gold! A genius of your field and a caliber above
😂😂😂😂😂 🦵 😂😂😂😂😂
This man just transported me back to my childhood. Love this set.
How old are you? Just asking
@ 40 years old 😊
@@tlworkmanalright. You single? 🙃
How does this video not have millions of views?
Because less than a million have viewed it.
Because of where is presented
I agree with you Davy. One Dry Bar comedian has over 5 million views and his video is less than a year old. BUT... we can get Morton to a million by sharing this video 'cause he had me holding my stomach!
Because he's taupe.
Has over 5mill now
This guy is AMAZING! He doesn't need to cuss or be raunchy to be hilarious.He definitely needs a Netflix special or 2.
Greg is an amazing and talented man! I knew him and had the privilege of working with him when he was a DJ. He would begin the evening with 10 minutes or so of stand up to warm up the crowd. Then throughout the night, he'd dress up in various costumes to suit many of the songs played that night. It was so much fun, and always a BLAST!!! I was a teenager then with typical teenage issues, he was always there for me and was a wonderful mentor to me. Those were wonderful days! He's a wonderful human being!
That's so good to know!! He is hilarious, and if I knew him I'd call him just to hear his voice!
the best impression of Schwarzenegger ever!
Right!? He even has the gap in his teeth.
I think Aries Spears takes the cake. He's a second.
I got great news for you bud. If you think this is the best Schwarzenegger impression ever you either don't know what makes a good impression or you just really didn't see that many Schwarzenegger impressions so far (which is kinda weird cause literally everybody does him all the time). Either way you're in for a treat.
Go watch Bill Hader’s impressions. They even deepfake the faces over his and its seemless. He does so many and they’re perfect.
@@mrwakacorp I have seen them all since the beginning of the universe. I have a PhD in History of Ahnuld impressions from Schwarzenegger university. This one is the best. Bud.
Best clean comic I've seen in years.
An absolute diamond 💎
I love how animated and expressive he is. Also, his comedy is packed with content. Almost every second I was chuckling or full on laughing
Give this dude an HBO special and a few movies, he's HILARIOUS
I watched all these 29 minutes with a huge smile on my face. This guy is a legend.
I love Greg's Comedy all his voices he does is so good
“What’s expendable in The Expendables? The English language!” Spilled my tea, laughing
I don’t get it. Lol 😂 but I’ve never watched the movie. If anyone wants to explain I’d appreciate it.
Get to da choppa
And I don't think ppl got the jet li joke...
(Tbh, I didn't know those guys were all in that movie... Like, simultaneously acting in the same release version of the film*...)
*You know, cuz we millennials have blown the "hollywood remake" industry way wayyy up into the monster it's shaping up to be...
Catharine J. - because all those impressions were really accurate. half of them talk they've got marbles in their mouth, other half like they've been hit in the head way too many times.
and jet li has a heavy accent
That's for sure! LMAO!
The Gold standard of comedy.
My man did an entire generation of cartoons in less than a minute
Yeah, it looked like a really talented mental disorder.
HE'S TRULY THE BEST!!
lol…he did about 6 generations.
He needs more credit he is quite funny
Oh my gosh, pure genius. He's got it all with the expressions, the voices, the characterizations, the body language, the material, the whole enchilada. I've never seen a comedian like him ever before (and I'm older than he is). Just brilliant and super feel-good comedy too without anything mean-spirited or overly crude. Wow, wow, wow. So unique and unexpected, all of it.
"Let me tell you a little bit about myself, I started out as a baby"
That one was really good 😆
Totally agree,no swearing or lewdness!!
Absolutely brilliant.
He’s from my hometown in Canada. Woodstock. He did a show at our high school. He was good then, now he’s excellent.
I didnt know he was Canadian !
C
He's totally from Ohio and it's not too hard to confirm that since he also played in the NFL for the Bills so you can find his bio....
@@Famous887 You have the wrong Greg Morton. This guy is totally from Woodstock ON.
@@Famous887
"Played in the NFL".....😂🤣😆
This brilliant man is the uncle everyone had or wanted! Christmas must be a blast!
Not even 4 minutes in and I’m tearing up. This man is hilarious!
I love his natural talent! For any viewers who love a little history: he used to play for the Buffalo Bills in 1977, which is so cool!
Happy to see Greg with his own special. I remember seeing him on America’s Got Talent... his material’s gotten even more expansive. Love it.
"I'm a black man with a farmer's tan." Lolol. Those ankles though. He must have gotten whooped a LOT.
Saw this as he said it 😂
He was that kid in English class that did the voices when reading. Some kids gave him a hard time, I always enjoyed when he read.
Incredibly, just incredibly talented! Thank you so much Mr. Morton!
This is proof the best comics aren't known globally.
Definitely not proof ,this guy corny af
@ DeAnthony Whitt. Obviously, his type of humor doesn't appeal to you. Which is okay, to each his own.
No
The well known ones are all about censorship now
@@jballz5848 what do you mean? I'm not in disagreement or anything, just not entirely sure what you meant by that.
This guy should be a voice actor. He's that good.
Edit: For those saying I didnt watch the whole video, I did. The reason why I questioned him as a VA, is because I looked up some filmography and could barely find any. He appears to be a former VA who's mostly been in shows from way back in the day like around the early to mid 90s. I know he said he was a former VA, but the lack of filmography said otherwise and I took it as a joke. So please stop blowing my comment out of proportion. Thank you.
He is
I know right. He should voice a dog who's like in a group of meddling kids.
@@BrainDeadz Thank you for being the one reply that gets it... lol
Uhhhh.....he is.....he said it.
@@handsomeblackman255*wooosh* Right over another ones head... Lol 😆
Not a single bad word, and yet, he made people laugh. That's a real comedian.
That's why I like Dry Bar...All the acts are clean.
Why you think bad words makes people laugh
Man I was laughing his whole show super funny.
Goes to show you that you don't have to curse to get your point across
"Geht your kids euthanized" he said, nothing bad with it at all xD
Love this guy. Talented!
I can't give this guy enough THUMBS UP because he had me cracking up.
I haven't seen this level of comedy in decades, loving it!!!
He’s so awesome. Best comedian I’ve seen in a long time.
Sir, you are a lowkey comedic genius. Thanks for the much needed laughter!!!
You’re so good dude!!!
I don't think he can see this comment
@@V3NoMxDaPoiiZ0N it's amazing how many people still seem to assume they're talking directly to the person in the video 😎
@@jasonlieberman4606 It's also amazing how people think comedians don't watch youtube.
Thanks hummpy
This guys is a beast👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
First time i've heard of him. Bloody hell.. this is hillarious. This guy's a gem!!!
From Malaysia
I concur.
From canada
"Lord of the rings is a movie about walking" LOLOL
I've never seen it, so I guess it's about walking. 😆
He really isn't wrong its just dwarves, Hobbits a warrior and a wizard walking to a mountian
He ripped this bit from Kevin Smith. It's in clerks 2
@@brettbarry2665 There a link to it for proof?
^^^^^^^^^^PROOF^^^^^^^^^^
This guy is AMAZING. Got me to laugh to tears for the first time in a while!
This guy is absolutely hilarious!!! He is instantly a king of comedy by my standards.
He was on America's got talent. I'm glad to see he made it.
The lawn dart to the head and those cries and facial expressions had me in tears! "Owww! Mommy! Mommy!" 😂 Greg Morton is who other comics need to study and learn from. Can you imagine him singing ‘You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch’?! His voice was made for that!
I had to replay the crying parts at least 15 times because of how hard I was laughing. 😂
Bingo on the Grinch comment!
Spot on!
Oh yes! He's hilarious!
I would totally listen to him singing "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch".
pure pleasure to watch. Have not laughed so hard in years. Just what I needed :)
My husband and I watched Greg and I was absolutely chuckling throughout the whole show!
Needs his own one hour comedy show. Great stuff; very funny. ❤️
Agreed.
His normal speaking voice is like melted butter on a fresh KFC biscuit.
Frighteningly accurate
I would have said honey on that biscuit...but butter works just as well though it's not sweet, but just as smooth. lol
And he can sing!!
*Popeyes
Yep! Your an odd one.
One of the nicest guys I have ever had the pleasure to meet. He and Red Skelton were the best to work with and I have worked with many
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I’ll trip a kid, just to see that happen-not my kid, y’know, somebody else’s. This guy is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
Greg Morton was a contestant on America's Got Talent a few years back. Glad to see he has amassed a following.
No cuss words just plain talented comedy. God bless you.
Excellent, without a single curse word. Loved it!
This is hands down the best stand-up... ever...and I've seen quite a few during my 44 years on earth...Thank you Greg Morton!!!
What ?! Really ?!
"Belt on the shelf." LMAO!!! 😂
Finally a comedian worth paying to see.
Ikr, It’s been a minute
Just a few minutes in and you realize he's too smart for the audience. What an hilarious guy can't believe I haven't seen him everywhere
FACTS!
What you are saying is, YOU are smarter than most of the audience because you understood his jokes.
@@A2Z1Two3 Yep
@@A2Z1Two3 Of course he understood them, after the guy explained them to everyone.
but not you, right? you understood him perfectly, because you're SMARTER than them.
This man is golden! Thank you for your performance! I laughed my butt off! 😄👏👏👏
How have I never heard of this comedian? He's hilarious.
How I first discovered him he was on America’s got talent a few years ago and didn’t make it through
Greg is THE BEST!! This man needs a show in VEGAS!!! Epic talent!!
He legit hasn't changed his act for 20 years. That's probably why. The industry doesn't promote people who don't keep working on coming up with new jokes.
I laughed, cried, choked, coughed, farted, sneezed and hiccuped at the same time. I am thankful I had a mask on. I almost died - it was awesome!
...and my Depends!
That's because secretly...we've ALL done it. Guilty!!
@Mister Bojangles yes yes indeed. Got to follow the ever changing science.
Greg you are comedy gold,my wife and i haven't laughed so hard in 20 years!
Greg Morton is one of the funniest comics I’ve ever heard and is so relatable I was rolling with laughs almost the entire way. His impressions and mimicry are so fun.
Greg Morgan is so talented. He can do both cartoon character voices and make you laugh. I haven't seen anyone do something like this since the great Mel Blanc of Looney Tones.
Mel Blanc was the king!
Wasn’t he on America’s Got Talent?!...So nice to see him doing his thing!!
For the few hundred who knew who he was BEFORE AGT, he's gotten so much better over the years.
Yes he was..he was awesome
I don't know if it was his idea, or the producers told him to do it; but he really only did different voices and that was a horrible idea. He's really awesome and I feel like if he had done more stand-up with voices thrown in, like this video, he would have gone farther, possibly even win the competition.
I've seen this stand-up years ago, and it's always been one of my favorites, so was super excited to see him get on the show; but was disappointed with what he ended up doing.
Seriously, one of the funniest sets I've seen in a long time. He's effortlessly hilarious.
It takes real talent to be hilarious without cursing or talking about inappropriate stuff.