The $289,500 New York Hot Dog Stand License

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  6 років тому +1460

    Go watch my personal channel so I can feel fulfilled: ua-cam.com/channels/DA1X6RrhzZQOHOGvC3KsWg.html
    (Seriously, dawg)

    • @diamondfailer11
      @diamondfailer11 6 років тому +38

      Half as Interesting no.

    • @halfasinteresting
      @halfasinteresting  6 років тому +109

      Booooo

    • @rezaalan3991
      @rezaalan3991 6 років тому +17

      Hot Dogs, Cold Dogs, Warm Dogs, Cool Dogs, and too many 'dog' words in this video, until everyone realize, there are no airplane words.

    • @rezaalan3991
      @rezaalan3991 6 років тому +13

      How about flying dogs?

    • @handsomepixel5193
      @handsomepixel5193 6 років тому +11

      Does it have planes?

  • @swaree
    @swaree 6 років тому +4781

    This is probably the video with the highest puns per minute ratio I've ever seen.

    • @jospi2
      @jospi2 6 років тому +136

      And don't forget about the buns.

    • @Joanyan
      @Joanyan 6 років тому +13

      You haven't seen any of Liza koshy's videos it even nigahiga?

    • @barnabasigari3109
      @barnabasigari3109 6 років тому +26

      p/m or ppm. this will become an internationally used ratio

    • @Cubeforc3
      @Cubeforc3 6 років тому +11

      Yet he missed out on the most obvious one! 2+2 = 4 - 1 = 3 .. yet he didn't say anything? That's an open goal if I've seen one.

    • @splatteredsingularity4294
      @splatteredsingularity4294 6 років тому +18

      he said let's do some quick maths before

  • @kushagratiwari8159
    @kushagratiwari8159 3 роки тому +350

    imagine the sadness of the person who paid $289,500 at the auction prior to 2020

    • @jai-kk5uu
      @jai-kk5uu 4 місяці тому

      I hope it was a woman who invested everything she had in it to become an entrepreneur. Maybe she was once a girl who was inspired by a successful woman. I hope she was forced into hospitality services with an abusive male manager by starvation and understood her place as a woman.

    • @TheRoark85
      @TheRoark85 5 днів тому

      In Victoria, Australia taxi licences were close to $500k at one point, imagine paying that a month before Uber went into operation...

  • @Naw_Its_a_Duck
    @Naw_Its_a_Duck 5 років тому +1051

    Dog was said on average
    28 times in 5 minutes
    5.6 times per minute
    once every 10.7 seconds

    • @emadgergis6710
      @emadgergis6710 4 роки тому +29

      That's some quick maffs

    • @xxfortenightgodsxx3998
      @xxfortenightgodsxx3998 3 роки тому +6

      Who r u dead meat?

    • @Shadow__133
      @Shadow__133 3 роки тому +7

      Thanks for the useful information!
      Here is a medal 🏅

    • @ddd1hhh
      @ddd1hhh 3 роки тому +3

      I REALLY needed to know this.. THANK YOU!!!

    • @sean3533
      @sean3533 3 роки тому +3

      That’s a high dog rate.

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV 6 років тому +1410

    What if you are driving slowly with a hot dog food van?

  • @als_pals
    @als_pals 6 років тому +4752

    These puns hurt so good

    • @BluarkDE
      @BluarkDE 6 років тому +123

      *buns

    • @ChristopherTurcotte
      @ChristopherTurcotte 6 років тому +72

      Some, though, were nearly the wurst

    • @GarethPW
      @GarethPW 6 років тому +34

      Don’t let it dog you down.

    • @zeabeth
      @zeabeth 6 років тому +24

      Imo too many detracts from the serious nature of academic hot dog research.

    • @SRRC245
      @SRRC245 6 років тому +6

      they burn

  • @Linkmon99
    @Linkmon99 5 років тому +3201

    It's funny because I used to feel bad for these guys thinking no one ever stopped to buy from them, but now I realize they're making a killing. I guess it just never happened when I walked by xD

    • @nueb
      @nueb 5 років тому +32

      wow i dint know you watched this guy

    • @AlecazamAlecazam
      @AlecazamAlecazam 5 років тому +5

      Linkmon99 I feel the exact same

    • @dreadflint
      @dreadflint 5 років тому +100

      Honestly, he got unlucky with the food poisoning. I’ve had dozens and dozens of them and never gotten sick.

    • @hollysaga
      @hollysaga 5 років тому +4

      Linkmon99 now they are making fun out of you

    • @bruhh3468
      @bruhh3468 5 років тому

      People these days will eat anything.

  • @stickygingers5671
    @stickygingers5671 5 років тому +1550

    If you were in a hot dog pun race you would be the weiner

    • @DanielSmith-ze9lw
      @DanielSmith-ze9lw 5 років тому +22

      *wiener

    • @toxicatto6074
      @toxicatto6074 5 років тому +16

      Weiner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @jeremykantsiper4249
      @jeremykantsiper4249 4 роки тому +3

      Yasssss

    • @farhanatashiga3721
      @farhanatashiga3721 4 роки тому +5

      *top dog

    • @dukearroyo2214
      @dukearroyo2214 4 роки тому +3

      @@toxicatto6074 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👌🏾👏🏽👌🏾👏🏽👌🏾👏🏽👌🏾👏🏽👌🏾👏🏽👌🏾👏🏽👌🏾

  • @saintarj4552
    @saintarj4552 3 роки тому +231

    Teachers: Pay attention or you'll sell hotdogs for a living
    Hot Dog Sellers: *Laughs in triple their salary

    • @stevekru6518
      @stevekru6518 2 роки тому +3

      It’s the teachers who should be laughing. Public school teaching is a part time job with low entry requirements and no objective performance standards. Hot dog vendor work full time under more difficult conditions. Show me a vendor who quit at 3pm and gets summers off

    • @heyda
      @heyda 2 роки тому +11

      @@stevekru6518 just no, that's not how teaching works.

    • @aquaprofile
      @aquaprofile 2 роки тому +10

      @@heyda found the teacher

    • @unrealgalaxy9669
      @unrealgalaxy9669 2 роки тому +2

      @@stevekru6518 its the hot dog vendors who set their working hours, unlike teachers who are basically controlled by the school. running a hot dog stand is a business, how long the vendor chooses to work is a matter of choice

  • @SauceGodQua
    @SauceGodQua 6 років тому +4062

    2 + 2 is 4 -1 dats 3 QUIK MATHS

    • @canoguz8172
      @canoguz8172 6 років тому +98

      Smoke trees

    • @canoguz8172
      @canoguz8172 6 років тому +55

      Mbathroom1 Hold tight Asznee, he's got a pumpee. Hold tight my man (my guy) he's got a frisbee!

    • @SauceGodQua
      @SauceGodQua 6 років тому +25

      It’s litt

    • @sheikahh9771
      @sheikahh9771 6 років тому +31

      Mans not hot

    • @JiaChiMae
      @JiaChiMae 6 років тому +24

      I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot

  • @billsmafia1773
    @billsmafia1773 6 років тому +3001

    Quick maths

    • @billsmafia1773
      @billsmafia1773 6 років тому +13

      That Person I’m Welsh

    • @Aeronaut1975
      @Aeronaut1975 6 років тому +39

      +That Person The abbreviation is plural and not singular. How many types of mathematics are there? Several. Examples: Geometry, Calculus, Statistics etc. I too am Welsh, and only Americans' say "Math", as usual, it's because they perpetually butcher the English language. There is no such thing as "American English", it's just "English" with bad spelling.

    • @jaxontriantos3400
      @jaxontriantos3400 6 років тому

      Junior Hoilett

    • @DraxTrac
      @DraxTrac 6 років тому +7

      Meths

    • @Rose_Harmonic
      @Rose_Harmonic 6 років тому +28

      Actually yes, there is such a thing as American English because dialects are a thing that exists no matter how much someone may not like Americans. There is also African American Vernacular English which has something called the 'habitual be' which does not exist in other English dialects. The phrase 'he be working' means 'he has a job', not 'he is working' or 'he is busy'. The differences between American and British English are smaller, but the only thing required to be real and internally correct dialects is that we understand the meaning of what one another is saying. So yes, there is American English, no matter how ridiculous or inconsistent it is. That is English in general anyway. Therefore, the abbreviation is singular here. Doing some math.

  • @memoryphd
    @memoryphd 5 років тому +448

    "For most New Yorkers, this is Canada"
    FACT CHECK: TRUE

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 роки тому +2

      Carl, that kills people

    • @gwydionrusso3206
      @gwydionrusso3206 3 роки тому +2

      I used to live in Queens near the elmont raceway
      can you explain what he means by "to most New Yorkers this is basically Canada"

    • @henryprickett5899
      @henryprickett5899 3 роки тому +8

      That none of y'all ever come to Inwood, know what Inwood is, or even think about anything on manhattan above like 181st. I'm from Inwood and that's... Painfully true

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 4 роки тому +540

    Solution, have a burger stand

    • @themonkeyhand
      @themonkeyhand 4 роки тому +17

      Then you need a grill and a way bigger propane tank to keep it lit.... and you'd have a lot of grease to get rid of at the end of the day.

    • @leechyfruit4464
      @leechyfruit4464 3 роки тому +50

      @@themonkeyhand Boil the burgers, duh.

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 3 роки тому +16

      @@leechyfruit4464 boil it? Uhhh you mean steamed? Or boil as in that kitchen nightmare episode ?

    • @leechyfruit4464
      @leechyfruit4464 3 роки тому +45

      @@articusramos808 Was I not clear, put the burgers in water, and heat the water to 100°c.

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 3 роки тому +4

      They probably regulate that too.

  • @TheHungryGringo
    @TheHungryGringo 6 років тому +684

    You fit an impressive amount of puns in this video.

    • @angelaphsiao
      @angelaphsiao 6 років тому +9

      The Hungry Gringo he could be a *stand* up comedian

    • @Angelblue1302
      @Angelblue1302 6 років тому +6

      This show is getting completely out of hand with the puns. They are simply not punny anymore.

    • @ashIibabbitt1111
      @ashIibabbitt1111 6 років тому +4

      Lazy and tiresome puns, not impressed at all. Had to dislike the video because of how annoyed it made me feel.

    • @TajArmstrong
      @TajArmstrong 6 років тому +1

      It's worse than Carl Azuz

    • @Angelblue1302
      @Angelblue1302 6 років тому +1

      I like the videos, but the puns are getting out of control.

  • @N3tech
    @N3tech 6 років тому +458

    So many puns... So little time...

    • @ckieee
      @ckieee 6 років тому +4

      the quick maths one though

    • @dorupero
      @dorupero 6 років тому

      Half as interesting

  • @Swinsor
    @Swinsor 3 роки тому +474

    When he said ‘2+2 is 4 - 1 thats 3’ I was really hoping he’d say ‘Quick maths’, but I was let down.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 3 роки тому +20

      He said it before that, though.

    • @hayosiko9119
      @hayosiko9119 3 роки тому +93

      Theres a skrraaaa in the background

    • @ClipsNSnips
      @ClipsNSnips 3 роки тому +4

      I was hoping he'd say ‘quick math‘ 😐 isn't this guy american? What's with adding that stupid nonsensical 's' on the end of 'math'? 🤔

    • @Swinsor
      @Swinsor 3 роки тому +14

      @@ClipsNSnipsBecause different countries have different spellings, like mom and mum.

    • @lifeofabronovich7792
      @lifeofabronovich7792 3 роки тому +15

      @@ClipsNSnips it's a reference to man's not hot by big shaq, he says quick maths in the song cause he's British

  • @jayayywhy4374
    @jayayywhy4374 4 роки тому +199

    plebs during the purge: murder, steal, etc
    me: sell hot dogs in nyc w/o a license

    • @sachindaftari
      @sachindaftari 3 роки тому +6

      How much is the penalty , if I sell hot dogs without license.?

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 6 років тому +1772

    You'd think with that kind of foot traffic you could make most of your central park money back just having advertising space on your cart. I mean squarespace is sponsoring this... they'd certainly pay some money to a hot dog vendor.

    • @hkr667
      @hkr667 6 років тому +47

      Fair comment. You'd assume they'd want to use it for their own stand and I bet they do, but does that help? People pretty much recognise a hot dog stand by the looks of it and are too lazy to find a different one anyway. The "Bob's Sausage Stand" sign isn't going to improve business. Might as well sell off the space.

    • @arethouready
      @arethouready 6 років тому +83

      How many companies want to be associated with diabetes diahrea and food poisoning from a greasy hot dog salesperson

    • @cheeseweasel69
      @cheeseweasel69 6 років тому +70

      Maybe some anit-sickness & anti-diarrhea big phama company haha to prove how good their product is!

    • @AbbreviatedReviews
      @AbbreviatedReviews 6 років тому +58

      Fuckin' Pepto Bismol is missing a prime opportunity here.

    • @94fleetwood49
      @94fleetwood49 6 років тому +39

      Most likely the NY hot dog license blocks the use of 3rd-party advertising on the stand.

  • @xr1weazelx
    @xr1weazelx 6 років тому +333

    2+2=4
    Minus 1, that's 3
    Quick mafs

    • @OF01975
      @OF01975 6 років тому +7

      xr1weazelx everyday mans on the block smoke trees

    • @samyates9661
      @samyates9661 6 років тому +1

      i thought i was the only one to hear that

    • @clipuniverse2250
      @clipuniverse2250 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @hologrampizza5432
      @hologrampizza5432 6 років тому +2

      See yo girl in da pahk
      That girl is an uckers
      When the ting go quack-quack-quack
      You man was ducking

  • @tigerburn81
    @tigerburn81 5 років тому +165

    I would guess that the owner of the licence is likely not the guy working the stand.
    Also, has anyone price checked the cost of cart hot dog in Central Park? $2 seems way too low.

    • @hankmesker
      @hankmesker 4 роки тому +35

      They charge around 3.50, but If you look like tourist or foreign person they charge you more.
      Depends of the hot dog stand.

    • @irishjet2687
      @irishjet2687 3 роки тому +14

      Exactly. I'd be shocked if any hot dog stand with a license that cost more than $100k has the owner of the license actually peddling dogs.

    • @dubious6718
      @dubious6718 3 роки тому +4

      @@hankmesker So they charge $4, since most people wont care about the change/pennies

  • @CityWhisperer
    @CityWhisperer 4 роки тому +259

    "Don't sell drugs kids, sell dogs" - Half as Tentative
    Top 10 sentences that were out of context and ended in jail.

  • @SuicideBunny6
    @SuicideBunny6 6 років тому +878

    2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3. Ohh noo he didn't ...

  • @louisng114
    @louisng114 6 років тому +63

    On this channel, hog dogs are sold with puns, not buns.

  • @aldozulfikar54
    @aldozulfikar54 5 років тому +276

    So you're a millionaire what is your secret?
    *I Sellin hotdog for life

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 3 роки тому +1

      Here in my city we have a guy who became a millionaire playing the street organ, so that's actually not impossible.

  • @SynoGG
    @SynoGG 5 років тому +71

    *take a shot everytime he says dawg*

  • @alexs5968
    @alexs5968 6 років тому +834

    The jokes are actually kinda good, don't listen to the haters.

    • @sebastianelytron8450
      @sebastianelytron8450 6 років тому +20

      They _are_ good, just a bit much you know? You can't force jokes out of everything.

    • @falkkiwiben
      @falkkiwiben 6 років тому +13

      But isn't that the joke sebastian?

    • @someonelikeme0
      @someonelikeme0 6 років тому +1

      Doesn't mean you should

    • @tim-4368
      @tim-4368 6 років тому

      They are amazing

    • @osiris3676
      @osiris3676 6 років тому +2

      actually i like this channel more than his other one because of the jokes

  • @tomastihonov9601
    @tomastihonov9601 6 років тому +125

    2$ for a hotdog ? lmao they sell it for like 4$ for 1

    • @arcticbeak
      @arcticbeak 5 років тому +9

      I was wondering about those 2 dollars. But I also wondered why he didn't speak about taxes. Usually there is no place or product you could sell to make a living without getting taxed.

    • @harrypenrose2949
      @harrypenrose2949 5 років тому +3

      Snowgoon It was all about profit not income

    • @FroPvp
      @FroPvp 5 років тому +1

      Costco sells hotdogs $1 each so yeah $2/hotdog is entirely possible

    • @bilibiliism
      @bilibiliism 5 років тому +2

      the first time I traveled to new york, many stands were selling dogs for 8-10 dollars per dog, no joke

  • @wayne8797
    @wayne8797 3 роки тому +18

    So another example my parents lied to me. I have a degree and a “good job” as they described and yet the hot dog stand guy downstairs is making more than me...

    • @pyrotechnicalbirdman5356
      @pyrotechnicalbirdman5356 2 роки тому +2

      One year later, is that degree still useless?

    • @donaldlyons17
      @donaldlyons17 11 місяців тому

      @@pyrotechnicalbirdman5356 I don't understand the person with the stand without some type of education can't easily transition into different work while having an education allows for more options as long as those options required the education.

  • @trevormartin7020
    @trevormartin7020 4 роки тому +13

    I love how he glances over the fact that you have to SELL for 14 hours a day (plus whatever time it takes for setup, takedown, inventory, supply chain management etc.)

    • @lukefrahn8538
      @lukefrahn8538 3 роки тому +4

      and do that 365 days of the year and sell 1000+ items each day

    • @kmshaff
      @kmshaff 3 роки тому +2

      THIS. So you’ll need to pay someone to help you and you are quickly eating into that amazing income and moving down into much more “pedestrian” salary ranges.

    • @LiveLNXgaming
      @LiveLNXgaming Рік тому

      @@kmshaff in reality they make a profit of near 300k. They also have 5-8 full time employees at a stand. They are still making 100k each year in profit and they don't have to be the ones to stand and sell hotdogs.

  • @jooj240
    @jooj240 6 років тому +275

    Hot demand LMAO

  • @SaddoCatto.
    @SaddoCatto. 6 років тому +216

    gotta love those hot puns

  • @Emile50
    @Emile50 3 роки тому +33

    It is incredibly difficult to know what caused your food poisoning. Some take only hours to kick in, but some take days.

    • @donaldlyons17
      @donaldlyons17 11 місяців тому

      Yeah and sometime people are sick for other reasons beside the food like smell.... I know this after living with other people where one of them got sick from what I was cooking....

  • @pino9055
    @pino9055 6 років тому +27

    3:22 THAT'S WHAT I CALL QUICK MATHS

    • @ClipsNSnips
      @ClipsNSnips 3 роки тому

      That's what I call quick math

    • @Imaxe__l
      @Imaxe__l 3 роки тому

      @@ClipsNSnips its a reference to a song called mans not hot

  • @isaacwood4071
    @isaacwood4071 6 років тому +577

    Nearly 290,000 dollars for a hot dog about the same amount of cash as a hot dog at most NFL games

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 6 років тому +10

      Can I get 1000 subs no videos?
      Are you trying to confuse the youtube recommendations ai?

    • @AJMansfield1
      @AJMansfield1 6 років тому +6

      Subscribed. Although you should set your 'liked videos' to private, it currently shows up as a playlist on your page and all of those videos then show up on your videos tab.

    • @CalamariMatoi
      @CalamariMatoi 6 років тому +1

      Chadwicked B
      Getting angry because of a fucking piece of tissue

    • @squidtardsfirstcousin271
      @squidtardsfirstcousin271 6 років тому

      Calamari Matoi the Trap Expert it's actually not tissue, it's cloth and they can be pretty expensive. Not to mention the fact that it's a symbol, and just bc your stupid ass doesn't respect it doesn't mean that others, ie the majority of the US populace, don't either.

    • @CalamariMatoi
      @CalamariMatoi 6 років тому

      Squidtards' First Cousin
      Cloth, what’s the fucking difference?
      Maybe you should worry about the state of your country instead of people “disrespecting” your shitty flag.

  • @onee
    @onee 6 років тому +725

    2+2=4-1=3
    That's quick maffs.

    • @merv3139
      @merv3139 6 років тому +3

      Mbathroom1 smoke trees

    • @mkx9494
      @mkx9494 6 років тому +3

      The sum of 2+2 is not equivalent to 4-1 nor 3.

    • @mkx9494
      @mkx9494 6 років тому

      What I just said is proven by logical-mathematical reasoning that is based on the most fundamental skills of mathematics.

    • @mike_winchester
      @mike_winchester 6 років тому +6

      r/iamverysmart

    • @JorgeHernandez-ko5tw
      @JorgeHernandez-ko5tw 5 років тому

      Math*

  • @Foysalmonsur
    @Foysalmonsur 5 років тому +36

    I bought hotdogs from there so many times but never got sick 🤷‍♂️

  • @RichardBaran
    @RichardBaran 4 роки тому +21

    My dad lost his mind. Randomly quit his job started a hot dog stand, promptly went bankrupt.

    • @QuackersMcCrackers
      @QuackersMcCrackers 4 роки тому +1

      What made him lose his mind?

    • @RESISTAGE
      @RESISTAGE 4 роки тому +2

      that's because he is an honest person and didn't want to poison his buyers.

    • @sachindaftari
      @sachindaftari 3 роки тому +4

      Ask him to start selling coffee on a back pack

    • @NoName-rl3fh
      @NoName-rl3fh 3 роки тому +1

      He probably watched this vid where they try to act like it's easy lol.

  • @PedroOjeda
    @PedroOjeda 6 років тому +424

    2+2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 QUICK MATHS!
    Keep up the jokes man, use the salt from your haters to keep the streets of Canada thawed in winter

  • @gook9225
    @gook9225 6 років тому +162

    2+2=4-1 that 3 quick mafth

    • @wizzywig8217
      @wizzywig8217 6 років тому +2

      EvMarenZ I bet you don't even know who 67 are.

    • @ThePsychicProject
      @ThePsychicProject 6 років тому

      Clorox Bleach 67 also got the beat from Someone else as well, so the beat was recycled like twice before everyone knowing it

    • @MrAlexkyra
      @MrAlexkyra 6 років тому

      A B C D ALPHABET!

    • @ThePsychicProject
      @ThePsychicProject 6 років тому

      loool

  • @joshuaespinoza2567
    @joshuaespinoza2567 5 років тому +22

    In 2 weeks, my small food cart will be active. I'm extremely excited about the future. I pay little to nothing for annual fees, etc. Small and simple is the way to go. Best of luck to you all!
    Thank you for the inspiration to keep going. It was a sure deal.

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 років тому

      Not even a *hotpuppy* joke ? ¶:

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama 5 років тому +1

      Running a food cart can be very rewarding, especially if you have a good location. I know an old man who retired from being a mill supervisor making 80K/year to run a food stand. He won't tell what he makes but he does steady business, and he gets out in the air and talks to people all day, which is probably healthier.

    • @TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou
      @TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou 4 роки тому +3

      he's already out of business..... Some girl scouts took over his spot

  • @LibertyMapper
    @LibertyMapper 5 років тому +41

    3:23 I already see all the edgy 12 year olds coming for that.

    • @fakename287
      @fakename287 4 роки тому +5

      What the fuck is your definition of "edgy"

    • @j_rivera2007
      @j_rivera2007 3 роки тому +1

      what the fuck is your definition of “baked”

  • @dac997
    @dac997 6 років тому +112

    3:22 2+2=4-1=3 that quick math

    • @jolez_4869
      @jolez_4869 6 років тому +3

      so 2+2=3?
      k

    • @jolez_4869
      @jolez_4869 6 років тому +1

      Why tho?

    • @thefifthice4067
      @thefifthice4067 6 років тому

      He managed to sneak that in and I only noticed it when he did 2+2.

  • @redrath11
    @redrath11 6 років тому +35

    I was dog tired of those puns by the end!!

  • @Enclave.
    @Enclave. 3 роки тому +3

    I remember a hotdog stand near my work, lots of foot traffic. I talked with him occasionally and one day I asked why he was gone from around November until March or so and the reason was simply he didn't like being out in the cold. He didn't have another job but he made enough money from that stand that he could just take 4 months off each year (6 months sometimes) no problem while living in freakin' Vancouver.

    • @donaldlyons17
      @donaldlyons17 11 місяців тому

      Unbelievable. If he can make enough to take time off why do it since he can do other stuff if he works for years straight? I remember making my first 20K extra and I wanted to switch jobs as soon as possible....

  • @TheAircool1
    @TheAircool1 2 роки тому +1

    Im convinced this video was just made to see how many hot dog puns could be put into a 5 minute educational video

  • @sporkbot
    @sporkbot 6 років тому +6

    Usually I hate excessive puns and injection of forced humor, but the way you just roll the jokes is so good and keep your pacing is killer. I love it!

  • @TNTIsHere
    @TNTIsHere 6 років тому +620

    2+2-1=3 and he said «Quick Maths» lmfao i remember that from big shaq

    • @tummywubs5071
      @tummywubs5071 6 років тому +15

      *Cancerous

    • @Idontknow-gb5nh
      @Idontknow-gb5nh 6 років тому

      Tummywubs you sure are going to every comment insulting people.

    • @Theracerras
      @Theracerras 6 років тому +1

      Yes! That's the joke

    • @joblessalex
      @joblessalex 6 років тому +1

      2+2 is 4 - 1 thats 3 quick maths.

    • @puffytacoxxv
      @puffytacoxxv 6 років тому +1

      good job brain work

  • @Soichiro69
    @Soichiro69 5 років тому +7

    I learn about new “dog jokes” every time I watch this video

  • @mtnation2923
    @mtnation2923 5 років тому +4

    The “Skrrra” at 3:27 earned you my sub

  • @nick4506
    @nick4506 6 років тому +69

    these dog puns have become quite dogmatic

  • @SiddheshNan
    @SiddheshNan 6 років тому +150

    2+2 is 4 , minus one that's 3 quick mafs

  • @scottsimmons2342
    @scottsimmons2342 4 роки тому +13

    So what your saying they pay 3x more in taxes than what they make!!

    • @lightningdemolition1964
      @lightningdemolition1964 4 роки тому +1

      But it was his choice to pay those taxes. He only bid as much as it was worth to him to own it. Another way of looking at it is he is paying about 75 percent of what he makes in taxes leaving him with 25 percent return gross margin.

    • @npip99
      @npip99 4 роки тому +2

      @@lightningdemolition1964 It's taxes because it's artificial restriction of supply, not a free market. Nothing prevented these outdoor stands before the government got involved turnstiletours.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Italian_pushcart_market_-_Arthur_Avenue-1.jpg so the rent was virtually free and the owners could keep that money (To be specific, the item would be sold at a cheaper price due to higher competition, but potato potahto, we keep 100% of the price of the hot dog circulating within the community, rather than having 75% of the value being siphoned off by the government on every transaction)

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 3 роки тому

      No, the profit is what they make after taxes

  • @Guga2411
    @Guga2411 5 років тому

    The humor of this channel is the reason why I stuck around instead of watching just one video, please don't change that

  • @ChibiKeruchan
    @ChibiKeruchan 6 років тому +498

    you forgot to subtract the following :
    1. TAX
    2. His monthly cost of living.
    3. Cost of the materials and utility cost. (hotdog cups , condiments, gas etc)

    • @uss-dh7909
      @uss-dh7909 6 років тому +102

      Profit is money that you can do anything with.
      You can choose to not pay your taxes.
      You can choose to be homeless.
      Hotdog cups, condiments, gas (etc) are not needed as a part of the service and usually only serve to enhance the quality or satisfaction gained from the service but not needed for the basis of the service itself. You can choose to buy those extras but doing so will obviously cut into your profit.
      All of this however can be made up for by raising the prices based on the assumed expenses.

    • @juanpablooliva5382
      @juanpablooliva5382 6 років тому +35

      and he forgot to use real prices.

    • @isaacm.w.6404
      @isaacm.w.6404 6 років тому +19

      all three points are very dumb, but as per your last point, he MUST incur expenses. Do you think he is getting sausages, bread, ketchup, water, etc for free? NO. That is an expense that he faces in order to operate.

    • @timweber4318
      @timweber4318 6 років тому +18

      Isaac Windfield well, he mentioned the cost to produce a Hot Dog (75ct) and the drinks (25ct). So the materials are in his calculation

    • @Johnnyy832
      @Johnnyy832 5 років тому +14

      USS-DH Lol if you don't pay your taxes the IRS is going to be on your ass and will probably arrest you for tax evasion and do a forfeiture case against all your property and assets 😂. You obviously don't know the repercussions of not paying your taxes.

  • @Hisham23633
    @Hisham23633 6 років тому +1029

    Who the F works 14 hours a day, 365 days a year?!

    • @GAVIN9419
      @GAVIN9419 6 років тому +376

      Icarus It’s called hiring employees part time for days you want off

    • @rubencarmona1531
      @rubencarmona1531 6 років тому +506

      immigrants

    • @richterman3962
      @richterman3962 6 років тому +78

      Icarus peiple like me who told their family to fuck off

    • @joshuaespinoza2567
      @joshuaespinoza2567 6 років тому +106

      Icarus
      People with drive. You sound like a lazy ass who never worked 1 hard day in your life. People that want to build something for their children to take over. People that love doing their Job. Passionate people that want to help others. These are small examples of who. And you ask who. And I say I do.

    • @joshuaespinoza2567
      @joshuaespinoza2567 6 років тому +7

      Ruben Carmona
      Speak for yourself.

  • @kyleguy2305
    @kyleguy2305 3 роки тому +6

    The chances of 1 customer per 2 minutes the whole year through the shitty seasons is unrealistic tho

  • @coreyjordan2745
    @coreyjordan2745 5 років тому +1

    Thanks man, that's was a "WOW" and "Whoa". Never knew that. Also, thank you for encouraging us to use "square space". I want to start a small business selling t-shirt from pictures I creative. I love t-shirt. and will be using square space as my website builder.

  • @flirkami
    @flirkami 6 років тому +195

    Please just continue with your jokes ^^

  • @jeeveso
    @jeeveso 6 років тому +232

    Man's not hot (dog)

    • @MrSillySpoon
      @MrSillySpoon 6 років тому +1

      3.22 Quick maths

    • @frey9472
      @frey9472 6 років тому

      nigga that was like 6 months ago

    • @TalkToChimp1
      @TalkToChimp1 6 років тому +1

      in it he says 2+2= 4-1=3 which is a lyric in that song

  • @jeanlouise4707
    @jeanlouise4707 3 роки тому +1

    I actually mostly watch for the funny parts. The trivias are just a bonus 😂

  • @NelsonNGray
    @NelsonNGray 4 роки тому +1

    I love sarcasm, so I love the constant amount of jokes. Keep them up.

  • @worldhello1234
    @worldhello1234 6 років тому +46

    @1:00 They created an arbitrary barrier of entry which results in more expensive hot-dogs instead of some hot-dog stands going bankrupt and only the best survive, which comes naturally if the supply exceeds the demand.

    • @edsanville
      @edsanville 6 років тому +19

      It's New York City. They're notorious for not understanding basic economics. Hence rent controls, hot dog stand licenses, taxi licenses, etc. Over-regulation is the name of the game in NYC (and California).

    • @MaartenvanRossemLezingen
      @MaartenvanRossemLezingen 5 років тому +9

      Their main concern is the streets not getting overcrowded with hot dog stands, not quality of the hot dogs.

    • @STDRACO777
      @STDRACO777 5 років тому +1

      @@MaartenvanRossemLezingen Correction the main concern is making money off the labor of others with 0 risks for yourself. Politicians always go on how businesses don't pay their fair share. It just goes to show some politicians still see their fellow man as nothing but a slave that can be made to work for them for free.

    • @theanonymousmrgrape5911
      @theanonymousmrgrape5911 5 років тому

      Jacques Marneweck not really. If everyone in the whole city were allowed to sell hot dogs, loads more people would be doing it and nobody would be making any money. If nobody is making money then people cut every possible corner to make the product less expensive. That means lower overall product quality. A whole lot better that the city ensures that only so many people can sell hot dogs, and that all those people have some pre-established investment in selling a higher quality product.

    • @STDRACO777
      @STDRACO777 5 років тому

      @@theanonymousmrgrape5911 which is not happening. Competition is removed thanks to the huge amount of startup funds needed. Thus in most cases there is no innovation at these stands. None is needed as competition is sorted out in some cases years in advance by buying off the government. That guy that sold the poison dogs will still sell them for years as foot traffic sees no competition. I'm not saying people don't have a option not to buy they are just forced to buy at a certain vender whilst in that area.

  • @slayr6499
    @slayr6499 6 років тому +19

    That sponsorship was smooth

  • @helikopter4831
    @helikopter4831 4 роки тому +12

    I’m amazed I stood a dog’s chance at enduring these puns.

    • @frankwu4747
      @frankwu4747 4 роки тому +1

      Yeemint Official I think you’re barking up the wrong tree.

    • @narwaler2898
      @narwaler2898 3 роки тому

      @@frankwu4747 god, these puns are pretty ruff

  • @justinh6651
    @justinh6651 4 роки тому +23

    "Two plus two is four minus one that's three quick maths. Everyday mans on the block. Smoke trees."
    - Half as Interesting

  • @ZILOGz80VIDEOS
    @ZILOGz80VIDEOS 6 років тому +6

    Great episode as always, I love the more casual jokey writing you do now. It helps differentiate the shorter videos on this channel from your other channel and the animations look great.

  • @Zizzily
    @Zizzily 6 років тому +47

    You're really dogging me with these puns.

  • @Mr2BonClay
    @Mr2BonClay 4 роки тому +2

    “Ughhhhhh”
    I felt that

  • @mjb405
    @mjb405 5 років тому

    I love how you had a lot more jokes/puns in this one just to annoy the people who don't like it

  • @12omle
    @12omle 6 років тому +11

    "Let's do some quick maths; 2 + 2 is 4, minus 1 thats 3" OHHHHHHHH HE DID NOT!

  • @epicphoenix6527
    @epicphoenix6527 6 років тому +37

    1:40 "The day I ate that dog."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gb.03
      @gb.03 4 роки тому +1

      Epic Phoenix Chinese kids 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @einfachnurleo7099
    @einfachnurleo7099 3 роки тому +3

    2$ for a new york hot dog? Ya sure? I can't remember the price when I was there but I am pretty sure it was higher. For all I know even water bottles were 5$ a piece

    • @rubiconnn
      @rubiconnn 2 роки тому

      I remember paying like $15 for a hotdog and a gatorade near times square about 5 years ago.

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 3 місяці тому +1

    I wonder when they're going to start requiring licenses for those guys who sell bootleg luxury purses and wallets on a blanket on the sidewalk.

  • @itchylol742
    @itchylol742 6 років тому +29

    any job pays well if you work 14 hours a day and 7 days a week

    • @bingo784
      @bingo784 6 років тому +1

      Not well enough apparently if all you do is work, sleep, eat, and shit. Any day, every day.

    • @shboi8103
      @shboi8103 6 років тому

      Slavery doesn't pay much...

    • @uhhhhh262
      @uhhhhh262 6 років тому +1

      400 years of working and they still poor?? That sounds like a CHOICE.

    • @uhhhhh262
      @uhhhhh262 6 років тому +1

      TheSwoleBroscientist genius

  • @chococo3066
    @chococo3066 6 років тому +12

    3:25 I automatically thought quick maths when he said that

  • @PoIiticking
    @PoIiticking 3 роки тому +4

    The fucking glizzy license.

  • @brenda7305
    @brenda7305 4 роки тому +8

    3:54 through 3:56 got deep "dont sell drugs kids sell dogs"🐕=🌭

    • @denis_denis05
      @denis_denis05 4 роки тому

      @User well i have multiple hot dogs emoji's 🐕‍🦺🐕🐩🌭🐶

  • @diegoperez2090
    @diegoperez2090 6 років тому +34

    8am to 10pm? Who wants to work these hours? Besides, from what I see the weather in NY isn't that great so there will be days when there will be very few customers. And if we think about taxes which one has to pay for their income, then the whole idea of selling hot dogs is like slavery.

    • @jleau89
      @jleau89 6 років тому +2

      ikr also who works 365 days per year

    • @NEONProductionsyt
      @NEONProductionsyt 5 років тому

      The weather is not that bad..

    • @kevinnorris6558
      @kevinnorris6558 5 років тому

      Not to forget that expenses like taxes in NYC are high.

    • @mechoxl4073
      @mechoxl4073 5 років тому +1

      Immigrants

    • @Maserati7200
      @Maserati7200 5 років тому

      Diego Perez - well people BID for these contracts. Clearly people wouldn’t bid so high if it wasn’t worth it.

  • @RandomNameName
    @RandomNameName 6 років тому +54

    I am here for the jokes.

  • @dvmien
    @dvmien 4 роки тому +4

    “Don’t sell drugs, kids, sell dogs.”

  • @geardd
    @geardd 5 років тому +19

    3:25 Why else heard Big Shaq say “Skrra” when he did the quick mafs

    • @prithvirajb1953
      @prithvirajb1953 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my god why doesn't this have more likes

  • @drdca8263
    @drdca8263 6 років тому +110

    Yeah but what if the hot dog licensing requirements are just a form of regulatory capture on the part of the established hot dog sellers?
    If there were less barrier to entry, there would be more competition, and therefore the hot dogs would be cheaper?

    • @tonyjohnson5669
      @tonyjohnson5669 6 років тому +5

      drdca probably a little bit of both, like usual.

    • @Mrkevi123
      @Mrkevi123 6 років тому +11

      Goverment is like the Mafia.
      Taking money from poor food vendors

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 6 років тому +4

      +Kevin Hinojosa "Poor" food vendors? Many of them make more money than I do.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 6 років тому +7

      There's only so cheap they can get and have someone still be able to make a profit selling them. But you are correct that the entire point of a business license is to limit competition (that's one of them anyway, the other point is to regulate them and make sure they're adhering to health and safety standards, in theory at least. Third reason a lot of governments have licensing requirements is well, just to raise revenue without the political backlash raising taxes usually creates.)

    • @tibbygaycat
      @tibbygaycat 6 років тому

      drdca my economic fellow traveller :)

  • @Spacebar
    @Spacebar 6 років тому +38

    3:22 2+2 is 4-1 is 3 QUICK MATHS

  • @thepcmaster1.048
    @thepcmaster1.048 5 років тому +1

    dog...dog...dog...dog...dog...dog *brain explodes*

  • @gamingclips4470
    @gamingclips4470 3 роки тому +1

    me on the outside: Nice puns
    me on the inside: shutup Ur puns and jokes are bad

  • @aurageneral4053
    @aurageneral4053 6 років тому +427

    Don't listen to the haters and dislikers you're funny with your clever jokes

    • @MilesHacker
      @MilesHacker 6 років тому +15

      theres barely any haters here whut u talking about

    • @brokenbeakers621
      @brokenbeakers621 6 років тому +2

      *You're

    • @aurageneral4053
      @aurageneral4053 6 років тому +2

      Broken Beakers thanks I forgot that

    • @john_smith_john
      @john_smith_john 6 років тому +3

      oh shut up with your "haters" nonsense people are people and have different opinions.

    • @jayfawn8478
      @jayfawn8478 6 років тому +3

      As if he cares!..... of course he don't pay any shit about our opinion because he's famous

  • @BobMcCoy
    @BobMcCoy 6 років тому +3

    *The jokes are so painfully good*

  • @gg3675
    @gg3675 4 роки тому

    I used to work at the met. It’s a great spot to sell food because the entrance is basically a park and there’s often times a line of people out front, but it’s not a captive market by any stretch. There are other food carts there, not to mention it’s obviously in the UES so there are plenty of places to eat. I left the museum to eat lunch every weekday for two years and never once bought food from one of the food carts, but I also have dietary restrictions that mean I can’t eat most food cart foods.

  • @marcchristello1329
    @marcchristello1329 3 роки тому +3

    I didn’t know it costed so much to sell glizzy for glizzy gobblers

  • @onee
    @onee 6 років тому +406

    Why does America always artificially increase prices like this? The same crap with taxis. And eventually you have someone who comes up with something like Uber and destroys that industry.

    • @lijie6431
      @lijie6431 6 років тому +58

      onee that is what democrats do.

    • @honkhonk8119
      @honkhonk8119 6 років тому +5

      Just found out how to edit comments...

    • @tomwinston7013
      @tomwinston7013 6 років тому +79

      Uber operates at a loss for long enough to drive competition out of business and secure customer loyalty. Then they raise prices.

    • @jonwayne1276
      @jonwayne1276 6 років тому +14

      onee 2 buck's for a hot dog is pretty reasonable lol

    • @uss-dh7909
      @uss-dh7909 6 років тому +16

      I could say it is as simple as supply and demand, but that's a little too easy. You also got to factor in the license fees to run your stand, and also the amount of money you'll make and how much of that money you want to turn into profit.
      That's capitalism for you, provide others a good or service and make money off of it.

  • @RyuzakiNabin
    @RyuzakiNabin 6 років тому +20

    So, the Expensive hot dog stand was owned by someone from Poorest country in the world? Thats really interesting. Pasang Sherpa, Himalayan Inc, sounds a lot like from Nepal.

    • @derrickwinslow3901
      @derrickwinslow3901 6 років тому +1

      RyuzakiNabin he didn’t actually have the money to own it. All fake a big scheme. Ridiculous

  • @user-gu2px7mc2d
    @user-gu2px7mc2d 4 роки тому +1

    New drinking game:take a shot every time he makes a pun

  • @alexdodge2515
    @alexdodge2515 3 роки тому +3

    The only time I've ever been to NYC I bought a street pretzel (dont like hot dogs). Best damn pretzel of my entire life

  • @supremeoverlordess8664
    @supremeoverlordess8664 6 років тому +48

    E V E R Y D A Y M A N S O N T H E B L O C K

    • @stezo2k
      @stezo2k 6 років тому

      SupremeOverlordess smoke trees

    •  6 років тому

      I see your girl in the park

    • @brmns
      @brmns 6 років тому

      Keir Patrick that girl was a uckers

    • @LG259surINTERNET
      @LG259surINTERNET 5 років тому

      Hold tight aznee

  • @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296
    @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296 6 років тому +97

    Skrrrrrrrrrrrra!

  • @sporgiii
    @sporgiii 5 років тому

    lmao I love the comedy and learning in your video

  • @christophresmerowski9327
    @christophresmerowski9327 3 роки тому

    Here's the best part: the vendor gets all his hot dogs for free in addition to all the soft drinks & ice cream.

  • @antonmaninang3632
    @antonmaninang3632 6 років тому +22

    Who else has bought a hot dog from that stand outside of the Metropolitan Museum before?

    • @firesurfer
      @firesurfer 4 роки тому +2

      Not since I was 12 in the early 70s.

  • @Isopropyl_Alcohol
    @Isopropyl_Alcohol 6 років тому +16

    I saw the squarespace plug a mile away.
    more like 2 football fields away.

    • @hamzaold8136
      @hamzaold8136 6 років тому

      But didn't see so many Dogs on the way

    • @thetoxbloxer503
      @thetoxbloxer503 6 років тому +1

      2 football fields is less than an 8th of a mile

    • @Isopropyl_Alcohol
      @Isopropyl_Alcohol 6 років тому

      The ToxBloxer shhhhhh its ok. its just a reference from the australian fence thing video

  • @iliketobewithpeople9821
    @iliketobewithpeople9821 3 роки тому +4

    i laughed so hard at the hot demand joke when you made that pause it is a key example of using a bad joke you know is bad but constructing it in a way that makes it funny.