So it seems like the main idea is that PortaBoy acts as a way to use human neural activity to generate extra computational power for other systems around the world, each game won pays back a dollar for letting it use your brain as an auxiliary CPU for a server somewhere else. The person you play as has played on their PortaBoy for so long however that they are now physically incapable of stopping and the sheer amount of time spent within is probably at immediate risk now of frying their brain. Unlocking the 5 essentially adds up to opting out of your contract, disabling features keeping you trapped, and ultimately forcing the device to hard reboot and finally let you go. I'm sorry to say man, you're basically a human bitcoin miner with your brain as a wetware CPU.
Why do so many people thing the ending means he killed his family? He played the portaboy for so long that his fingers started to bleed that what it means
Real talk, the fingers bleeding… remember those things you plug into your fingers in one of the slideshow pictures? Electrical shock from that could’ve easily caused that… that, or attaching hard enough that removal of it rips the skin. (Yes, I’m aware this comment is a joke)
Maybe (a theory) is about his insanity. And the shotgun he is using is ACTUALLY KILLING PEOPLE. “Oh yeah? And that flying bloody portaboy that attacks you?” Ok i dont know that but yeah MAYBE its true
Level 1: Normal Level 12: Music Glitches Out Level 15: Change Of Scenary, Monsters Come Out Level 16: Glitches Level 23: The Glitches Get More Intense Level 27: It Gets More Intense, + Jumpscare At Random Times Level 30: Glitch = Bad Level 34: Blood Level 35: A Creepy Face Starts Showing Up Level 41: The Game Turns Red, Sprites From Other Games Show Up Level 51: Impossible To Progress
@@sourcesauce not to be rude or anything, but the lore long story short is that we are in a fever dream of some sort because of the portaboy and now we need to fight to wake up because the monsters represent the cancer that is trying to kill our protagonist.
Great! Now I don't have to play this rather scary and difficult game AGAIN. Played the first version (the prequel, "Portaboy") of this ages ago, and lost miserably. Didn't expect Lumpy to make a new update to it.
@@superdivorce Commendable, but I refuse to go through what you've been through. There are certain games where grinding is a moderately enjoyable experience, and this is *NOT* one such game. Especially since the beginning of the run involves both mini-game reflexes and keeping an eye out for those monsters in the background, and in the secret run, this expands to keeping an eye out for the "Easter Egg" entrypoints as well. Too many distractions can really mess you up a lot, even in real life.
weird. i got a 49 first try, died to that fish fight game. Tbh i think it just depends on rng. cuz the porta boys were barely spawning on my playthrough.
I watched one of lumpy touches videos because it came up in a different video and proceeded to have a psychotic break where sonic the hedgehog was trying to break into my house at 3am because I hadn't slept for 4 days.
That's Lumpy Touch for ya. Also, I checked out that channel out of curiosity. Turns out they made the infamous Username 666 video. The more you know, I guess.
For the cow one in the treasure collect I don't get it since I don't see any pink/black grids at all. It just looks like the cow went out of the thing.
Pay close attention to the bottom of the screen after the entry points start showing up. You'll see the pink/black box flash for a second at a time and that's where you have to send the cow.
@@Josuh You will have to see the building above the wall, on top of the screen. There should be the windows having a pink color. Depending on which ones are pink, it'll mean that one of the bomb has to be touched instead of avoided.
The coordinates that flash during the Perfect Treasure game are used in the Pet Search. As you move your mouse while searching for the pets, pay attention to the top right corner of the screen. That's where you'll see the coordinates you're currently hovering over displayed.
@@superdivorce To find a coordinate, you need to pay attention a coordinates in Perfect Present Game, if you spot it, remember these coordinates, if you on Pet Scope Game, make sure you in a correct coordinate that you recently remembered
Player gets caught up in some sort of crypto thing by Portaco that involves brain uploading to get more money and play Portaboy games… the thing is, said brain uploading also does stuff like cause a sort of cancer in you as you play the Portaboy games in your coma (with the glitches happening as your cancer gets worse). The entire game is a fever coma dream where your character fights to break out of the Portaboy’s system and brain uploading program before the cancer from losing the games kills you (with the monsters attacking you serving as representations of that cancer)… in the secret ending, you wake up back in reality.
I have no idea what happened, but I'll tell you my theory. PortaCo is supposed to be manipulating a lot of people with that portable console and has manipulated the entire economy of the world. And as for the secret ending; the console has manipulated the player, hallucinating that monsters appear there to kill him, but when he managed to escape from that terrible mental purgatory, and when he woke up... Well... He murdered his family.
@@clonedbraixen …Actually, no, not quite. Remember those score pictures and the vitals thing? Those actually illustrate that Portaco made a brain uploading program that involves the usage of Portaboy consoles in order to obtain money (likely through crypto means)… and you log in by lying in a bed with a life support system (for IV feeding, likely) and hooking your nerves up to the system. …The thing is, the program/machine has side effects: a sort of cancer will start to appear in your cells, as shown by some of the slideshow pictures and one of the treasure screens, where it mentions cellular reproduction rate. That, and logging out of the system isn’t as easy as you think: the Portaboy won’t let you. So as the cancer from playing the Portaboy worsens, the games start to glitch, and monsters (representing that cancer trying to kill you if the damage is anything to go by) resembling Portaboys start to attack you. The shotgun is basically your mind’s means of defending itself, while you fight to break out of the system by finding the vulnerabilities in the Portaboy’s programming (the treasures). With the ending, you’re back in reality, having broken out of the system and having fried the circuits in the neural connectors on your fingers, represented by the blood on them.
The player is in a coma caused by the brain uploading program produced by Portaco, which also serves the purpose of granting you money as you play their games. Another side effect from the program is that some of your cells actively become cancerous as you lose the games/get attacked by the monsters. Your character has to find vulnerabilities in the Portaboy’s programming in order to break out of the program and stop the cancer, with you waking up in reality showing that you’ve finally broken out of the system.
@@youtubehandlesstink now I know why halfway through the secret ending progression shows a player inside a tube meaning that the player is trying to kill cancerous cells in the tube leading to the heart and brain Also explain that one red portaboy entity that flies, what type of cell is that?
my guy youre supposed to interpret yourself what happened in the ending 😭😭 the game wont hold ur hand and go "look! this is where i took 57 benadryls and died!" it isnt dumb its purposely vague LMAOO
@@f0restfrenzy …like, the pictures you unlock by getting a certain amount of points literally have most of the lore, but I guess they just skipped right to the end.
It's very scares me with that music, glitches, portaboys that coming to you and when you ran out of ammo and you have no dollars.. damn its never gonna be speedruned. Well i think like that
Wario: Meh. I've seen better. Mic: Ugh. How could you say that, Wario? Wario: Well, this isn't really appealing to me. Glaze: Seriously, are you stating that WarioWare is a better game? Wario: Yes. Tomby: You know what? Can't argue with that. Wario: Whatever. *Walks off* Ed: Wow. What a jerk.
00:00 - BEGIN 53 POINT RUN
10:00 - VITALS
10:17 - GALLERY
12:20 - ENTRYPOINT CLUES
13:31 - BEGIN SECRET ENDING RUN
22:25 - SECRET ENDING
If you put this in the description, it’ll automatically put chapters!
What are the vitals even for?
@BurgerMatProduction. To show that your avatar is in a coma and also, to mess with you 😈.
another alternative to this is
spookware.
Jhjzxjz
So it seems like the main idea is that PortaBoy acts as a way to use human neural activity to generate extra computational power for other systems around the world, each game won pays back a dollar for letting it use your brain as an auxiliary CPU for a server somewhere else. The person you play as has played on their PortaBoy for so long however that they are now physically incapable of stopping and the sheer amount of time spent within is probably at immediate risk now of frying their brain. Unlocking the 5 essentially adds up to opting out of your contract, disabling features keeping you trapped, and ultimately forcing the device to hard reboot and finally let you go. I'm sorry to say man, you're basically a human bitcoin miner with your brain as a wetware CPU.
Portaco was decommissioned and Wario took over
But then how do you explain the demonic portaboys that appear after level 15 and having to shoot them with a shot gun and the secret blood tunnel
@@sticks6300 DELUSIONS.....😐
Like hallucinations
Portaboy just doing a bit of trolling
Why do so many people thing the ending means he killed his family? He played the portaboy for so long that his fingers started to bleed that what it means
oh, thanks. I didn't get the ending at all.
Real talk, the fingers bleeding… remember those things you plug into your fingers in one of the slideshow pictures? Electrical shock from that could’ve easily caused that… that, or attaching hard enough that removal of it rips the skin.
(Yes, I’m aware this comment is a joke)
Maybe (a theory) is about his insanity. And the shotgun he is using is ACTUALLY KILLING PEOPLE. “Oh yeah? And that flying bloody portaboy that attacks you?” Ok i dont know that but yeah MAYBE its true
I think he just lose his brain because of the game. Real problem there with electronics
@@THATman295 The game IS a brain uploading plot, technically. Just way more literally than metaphorically.
Me: oh this game looks fun
*Shotgun appears in the corner at **1:20*
Me: I’m sorry?
I say the same thing xd
I was like i beg your pardon
Level 1: Normal
Level 12: Music Glitches Out
Level 15: Change Of Scenary, Monsters Come Out
Level 16: Glitches
Level 23: The Glitches Get More Intense
Level 27: It Gets More Intense, + Jumpscare At Random Times
Level 30: Glitch = Bad
Level 34: Blood
Level 35: A Creepy Face Starts Showing Up
Level 41: The Game Turns Red, Sprites From Other Games Show Up
Level 51: Impossible To Progress
This game is so terrifing, it goes from a retro style arcade scenario, to a terrific facility and them becomes a bloody weird looking chamber
i think the 3rd map is a sewer system.
terrifying is a bit much mate I think u need to calm down
@@sourcesauce not to be rude or anything, but the lore long story short is that we are in a fever dream of some sort because of the portaboy and now we need to fight to wake up because the monsters represent the cancer that is trying to kill our protagonist.
not to mention headaches,
an nauseated when looking at this.
this game has Polybius hidden
in it.
Gun
I love how this game pretty much shows what complete sanity loss looks like
At one second i got mad that you said IT, but at second i cannot dissagree. Good point
Great! Now I don't have to play this rather scary and difficult game AGAIN.
Played the first version (the prequel, "Portaboy") of this ages ago, and lost miserably. Didn't expect Lumpy to make a new update to it.
Difficult indeed. Took me hours and hours to get all the way through it and I had to resist rage quitting on multiple occasions.
@@superdivorce
Commendable, but I refuse to go through what you've been through.
There are certain games where grinding is a moderately enjoyable experience, and this is *NOT* one such game.
Especially since the beginning of the run involves both mini-game reflexes and keeping an eye out for those monsters in the background, and in the secret run, this expands to keeping an eye out for the "Easter Egg" entrypoints as well.
Too many distractions can really mess you up a lot, even in real life.
I will admit, the grinding required to complete this game was anything but fun lol
weird. i got a 49 first try, died to that fish fight game. Tbh i think it just depends on rng. cuz the porta boys were barely spawning on my playthrough.
7:25 man i do love a bunny stomping on a fish
Same
"7178"
I love this games idea and mechanics, their so creative!
Air
Dude your insane, in-game and while playing the game.
😎
My mouth dropped when I saw the secret ending
I'm glad to hear it was worth the effort lol
The error when you click on it be like: *DI-*
hey guys, i'm at 1:41 in the video right now, looks fun so far, i sure do hope nothing goes wrong in the near future!
ok
ok
@@Vladimir-zd8qt ok
@@GlitchyZorua ok
@@Vladimir-zd8qt ok
The most hard ways to get the secret ending - PortaBoy+ in studio!
Phew! It's 1:16am and I made it out with your help!
Did You sleep good That night?
@@martinignaciodoesstuff3995 Not particularly - I was playing horror flash games at 1am XD
1:19 A Shot Gun
I watched one of lumpy touches videos because it came up in a different video and proceeded to have a psychotic break where sonic the hedgehog was trying to break into my house at 3am because I hadn't slept for 4 days.
Gotta make sure to get some rest every now and again to avoid psychotic breaks!
this game starts with a wario ware and ends like a nana8257 video
That's Lumpy Touch for ya.
Also, I checked out that channel out of curiosity. Turns out they made the infamous Username 666 video. The more you know, I guess.
@@PearangeProductions yes, the funny guy
How do you unlock vitals? I’ve gotten the score of 50 and unlocked the secret ending, but what else do I do?
It seems You have to Lost to the zombie Portaboy to unlock vitals
For the cow one in the treasure collect I don't get it since I don't see any pink/black grids at all. It just looks like the cow went out of the thing.
Pay close attention to the bottom of the screen after the entry points start showing up. You'll see the pink/black box flash for a second at a time and that's where you have to send the cow.
@@superdivorce and the one in the fish fighter?
@@acevisconti1248 On an occasion, punching the fish produces a 4-digit number instead of 2. As soon as you see it, type it in.
Same but in the bomb jumping one
@@Josuh You will have to see the building above the wall, on top of the screen.
There should be the windows having a pink color. Depending on which ones are pink, it'll mean that one of the bomb has to be touched instead of avoided.
Hmm yes lore of portaboy+ momentum 100
You again...
More scary at 3 am and no commentary
You get it your lumpy touch
So this is basically just Wario Ware?
Haunted warioware, yeah!
I think it feels like Wario Ware mixed with FNaF with all that screen flipping.
Lump dump had an insane talent over this
Warioware + Resident Evil!!!
lumpy touch is the goat, he made this game
I've been on so many different videos to try to understand how the pet searching glitch thing works and I just don't get it 22:00
The coordinates that flash during the Perfect Treasure game are used in the Pet Search. As you move your mouse while searching for the pets, pay attention to the top right corner of the screen. That's where you'll see the coordinates you're currently hovering over displayed.
@@superdivorce To find a coordinate, you need to pay attention a coordinates in Perfect Present Game, if you spot it, remember these coordinates, if you on Pet Scope Game, make sure you in a correct coordinate that you recently remembered
aieeee another innocent looking kids game thats actually super scawwy and vewy vewy fucked up and secret ending plus haunted onggg
Somehow it feels like the same youtuber that kinda makes the creepy thingy but also the creator of the sansfield
The game was actually made by that person!
i want to like this game, but every time i play it, its SO laggy.
The menu music is familiar...
now this is some real scary shit game
The scariest part was how hard the game got towards the end!
so does this mean for 13:20 mobile cant win?
What if you went to 70?
do anybody get motion sickness
when playing this?
nauseated as well headaches.
this is some Polybius mess.
I did not know what his was a horror game till 1:42
ok HOW DO YOU GET VITALS????
What is that
How many games do they have for Portaboy plus?
Isn’t this basically a creepy version of Warioware?
@Ali Jibreel I only watched the dev’s video after watching this one
Warioware + Doom
This is CREPPY 😨
AHHHHHHHHHH!!
21:13 YOU SEE THE FACE???
looks like a skull
tryhards be like:
You're goddamn right.
@@superdivorce OMG MY FIRST TIME SOMEONE MESSAGING ME FROM THE CREATOR THANK YOUU
Did i saw Armstrong?
Or 106?
Am I the only one that saw that face in the screen? 18:58
yes of course you and you alone have managed to see the 3 frame faces
Only got to lvl 42 on ipad
Wait,in secret ending,player shot everone in his family????
Pretty sure that’s not what happened. It looks like he was trapped in the game and finally escaped.
Player gets caught up in some sort of crypto thing by Portaco that involves brain uploading to get more money and play Portaboy games… the thing is, said brain uploading also does stuff like cause a sort of cancer in you as you play the Portaboy games in your coma (with the glitches happening as your cancer gets worse).
The entire game is a fever coma dream where your character fights to break out of the Portaboy’s system and brain uploading program before the cancer from losing the games kills you (with the monsters attacking you serving as representations of that cancer)… in the secret ending, you wake up back in reality.
@@youtubehandlesstink thx
where tf are you seeing any corpses in there
His fingers we're bleeding
What the secret ending mean?
I have no idea what happened, but I'll tell you my theory.
PortaCo is supposed to be manipulating a lot of people with that portable console and has manipulated the entire economy of the world. And as for the secret ending; the console has manipulated the player, hallucinating that monsters appear there to kill him, but when he managed to escape from that terrible mental purgatory, and when he woke up... Well... He murdered his family.
@@clonedbraixen no he didn't he played for so long that his fingers started to bleed
@@clonedbraixen …Actually, no, not quite. Remember those score pictures and the vitals thing? Those actually illustrate that Portaco made a brain uploading program that involves the usage of Portaboy consoles in order to obtain money (likely through crypto means)… and you log in by lying in a bed with a life support system (for IV feeding, likely) and hooking your nerves up to the system.
…The thing is, the program/machine has side effects: a sort of cancer will start to appear in your cells, as shown by some of the slideshow pictures and one of the treasure screens, where it mentions cellular reproduction rate. That, and logging out of the system isn’t as easy as you think: the Portaboy won’t let you.
So as the cancer from playing the Portaboy worsens, the games start to glitch, and monsters (representing that cancer trying to kill you if the damage is anything to go by) resembling Portaboys start to attack you. The shotgun is basically your mind’s means of defending itself, while you fight to break out of the system by finding the vulnerabilities in the Portaboy’s programming (the treasures).
With the ending, you’re back in reality, having broken out of the system and having fried the circuits in the neural connectors on your fingers, represented by the blood on them.
@@youtubehandlesstink Wow, you made me throw my theory out the window.
Man, I mean if you hands are bleeding I think you need to stop playing
WHAT
Fnf mod work:gift is randomly heart hit note like heart or
Petscope:mouse is the flashlight and pitch black background
Fishfighter:faster notes
Baleout:cow blocks note buy jumping
Shooter:basically shoot POTRAOYB
Kart knight:cart will come on screen and shoot
🥙😏
You need to touch grass the game
That's a janky ass game
the new baldies basic?
You could say the new Baldi's Basics is actually just Baldi's Basics Remastered!
@@superdivorce plus a boss fight.
Eat lead (in a calm and not hostile way)
there's another game like this
call spookware.
but it's more focused on
the warioware aspect of the game.
i dont get the secret ending
why did he just look at his hands
while in his room
so dumb ending -_-
The player is in a coma caused by the brain uploading program produced by Portaco, which also serves the purpose of granting you money as you play their games. Another side effect from the program is that some of your cells actively become cancerous as you lose the games/get attacked by the monsters.
Your character has to find vulnerabilities in the Portaboy’s programming in order to break out of the program and stop the cancer, with you waking up in reality showing that you’ve finally broken out of the system.
@@youtubehandlesstink now I know why halfway through the secret ending progression shows a player inside a tube meaning that the player is trying to kill cancerous cells in the tube leading to the heart and brain
Also explain that one red portaboy entity that flies, what type of cell is that?
@@tezurrae Metastatic tumor.
my guy youre supposed to interpret yourself what happened in the ending 😭😭 the game wont hold ur hand and go "look! this is where i took 57 benadryls and died!" it isnt dumb its purposely vague LMAOO
@@f0restfrenzy …like, the pictures you unlock by getting a certain amount of points literally have most of the lore, but I guess they just skipped right to the end.
I have full respect for you being able to multitask playing and shooting at the same time
@@H3artTart Thank you 🙏
@@superdivorce ofcc
Cookie clicker in nutshell
Wario Warez
It's very scares me with that music, glitches, portaboys that coming to you and when you ran out of ammo and you have no dollars.. damn its never gonna be speedruned. Well i think like that
Is pet scope a petscop reference?
Wario: Meh. I've seen better.
Mic: Ugh. How could you say that, Wario?
Wario: Well, this isn't really appealing to me.
Glaze: Seriously, are you stating that WarioWare is a better game?
Wario: Yes.
Tomby: You know what? Can't argue with that.
Wario: Whatever. *Walks off*
Ed: Wow. What a jerk.