Cursed Fast Food Toys

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  • @PolygonDonut
    @PolygonDonut  Рік тому +731

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    Also check out second channel oaky thanks for watching :D www.youtube.com/@MorePolygonDonut

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube Рік тому +5971

    am i... the only one who actually loves furbies lol

  • @lolmiser
    @lolmiser Рік тому +1235

    These videos are like baby sensory videos for me, but focused on one specific topic, in the best way possible.

  • @thedragongamer6877
    @thedragongamer6877 Рік тому +788

    Moral of the story: the only things You can draw on an McDonald's toy are a smile, a troll face, amogus and divorce papers

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks Рік тому +22

    9:18 I have two guesses as to why this kaleidoscope looks lame compared to others: 1) the cost of beads and arrangement, and 2) avoiding using small moving parts for choking hazards, since they'd be played with right after eating.

  • @MechaTheSpider
    @MechaTheSpider Рік тому +522

    I appreciate you using Nene's "Yaaaay" in every video. She really is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @SonicstarVocaloid
    @SonicstarVocaloid Рік тому +948

    The whole Soda Cup story had me invested from start to finish

  • @corndogbark5915
    @corndogbark5915 Рік тому +234

    The reveal of the Cinnamoroll Slope with the Mario Kart music and toys piled all around it was just so perfect and joyous in a way I cannot describe, and I was fully invested in the Carbo Cooler saga. Peak silly-goofy vibes

    • @JJIZAGOOBR
      @JJIZAGOOBR 10 місяців тому +2

      Non binary corn dog? Approved 👍
      (I support btw)

    • @corndogbark5915
      @corndogbark5915 10 місяців тому +1

      @@JJIZAGOOBR Thank you, yellow dragon ✨

    • @100lovenana
      @100lovenana 9 місяців тому +5

      It's so wholesome because it's exactly what a kid would do with their toys! It's basically make-believe with whatever you have in your room, it reminded me of when I used to do that and gave me nostalgia

    • @joanhesser3028
      @joanhesser3028 8 місяців тому

      the 🪨 sus

    • @Lucifer_on_paws
      @Lucifer_on_paws 8 місяців тому

      Eats

  • @annaireneakerman4248
    @annaireneakerman4248 Рік тому +83

    8:58 alien cat: boi why are your so Gnarp Gnarp
    Cowboi burger: barbecue bacon burger

  • @cazeroke
    @cazeroke Рік тому +442

    This review is a perfect symphony of weird and wacky, and delicous taste!
    The sheer joy of "Pongon Vidos" is beyond the Cat Meme Scale levels.
    Pure perfection.
    11/10 -fancyman

    • @Thedogwilldrinksoda
      @Thedogwilldrinksoda Рік тому +3

      🤓 well, it’s actually “polygon” 🤓

    • @cazuelagb
      @cazuelagb Рік тому +5

      ​@@Thedogwilldrinksoda polygo n donute*

    • @Thedogwilldrinksoda
      @Thedogwilldrinksoda Рік тому +1

      @@cazuelagb oh man, here we go again 🤓 I think you mean’t to say “Polygon Donut” 🤓

    • @cazuelagb
      @cazuelagb Рік тому +4

      @@Thedogwilldrinksoda polygo n donute*

    • @lots_ofbobux896
      @lots_ofbobux896 Рік тому +1

      I don't know if im the only one, but ponogon donot's nails make me genuinely uncomfortable.

  • @JesusMartinez-rr2ry
    @JesusMartinez-rr2ry Рік тому +300

    I really love your nails in this video, which are painted red and yellow, the colors of McDonald's. From now on in each and every every video, you should have your fingernails painted in whatever colors you feel like, probably to match the topic of the video. Also, have as many Silly Bandz as humanly possible on both your wrists.

  • @popculturedata
    @popculturedata Рік тому +1456

    In another dimension, cursed toys are some of the best selling toys.

  • @korriannavanheart8911
    @korriannavanheart8911 Рік тому +34

    The Carbo Cooler arc made me shed a tear. Truly one of the most inspirational stories of all time. 😢😢😢😢😢

  • @atomiicos
    @atomiicos Рік тому +93

    the burger king furbies are actually based off the 2005 furbies, while the macdonalds one was based off the 1998 furbies. Later on, macdonalds actually released low quality plush versions of their 1998 ones, and even later went back to plastic for a range of 2012 furbies

    • @sonicfan2009_YT
      @sonicfan2009_YT Рік тому +1

      There also were Plush 2012 Furbys from McDonald's

    • @WahooMarioIsBack
      @WahooMarioIsBack Рік тому

      There were also ones for the Boom & Connect

    • @yayapoppity7604
      @yayapoppity7604 7 місяців тому

      i have the low quality plush ones and they suck. i compared em to my furby buddy and well, they are horrible.

  • @ketchpbottel
    @ketchpbottel Рік тому +131

    give pongon a trophy for making a ad entertaining

  • @no1legobatmanfan
    @no1legobatmanfan Рік тому +131

    Hey polygon, i just really want you to know how much these videos mean to me! They help me to feel joyous childlike wonder, and the way you set up all the toys for the race really reminded of how i played when i was younger. im still a teenager but this just showed me that its okay to embrace fun and wackyness at any age!! (i have the same alien plush too! i take him to school everyday, i call him goober)

  • @rosetayag9350
    @rosetayag9350 10 місяців тому +9

    8:58 boy why you so gnarp gnap

  • @slug13
    @slug13 Рік тому +67

    i wish to have the energy for everyday life like how this guy feels about old mcdonalds dino toys

  • @geeker6350
    @geeker6350 Рік тому +53

    The Changeables are even funnier now since Hasbro released 'BotBots' back in 2018. It's an official Transformers toy line and was recently adapted into an animated series, where robots turn into mundane household objects, among which include food items like burgers and shakes.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 Рік тому +3

      Ah I’m aware of the show😊

    • @MizukiReal5
      @MizukiReal5 9 місяців тому +1

      Oh- I still rewatch botbots-

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 5 місяців тому +2

      It's cool as the food and such make amazing mini cons and mini bots

  • @littleolme7877
    @littleolme7877 Рік тому +81

    That Carbo Cooler story was a genuine masterpiece, 10/10

  • @Cucumber_Sandwhich0
    @Cucumber_Sandwhich0 9 місяців тому +5

    13:09 Why is the bottom left one blurred out? Is the song cover inappropriate or?

    • @PolygonDonut
      @PolygonDonut  9 місяців тому +1

      Honestly i dont know, I just found the image like that

    • @CesarSalad69
      @CesarSalad69 5 місяців тому +2

      My favorite song!
      m̸̧̛̯̰͖͓̲͕͉̼̩͇̹͙͎̱͙̣͎̱̮̙̖̻͙͚̠̪̼̘̳͙̼̞͕̯̭̼̹͆́̉̒̌́̈͆́̈́̓͗̽̈́͜͝ć̸̢̢̢̢̛̞̼̹̦͔̟̪̦͖̰͙̣͉͓̬͍͍̣̞́̿̌͋̆̔ͅͅd̶̨̛͓͍͕̤̰̪̯̤͚̗͉̲͉͈̪̤͍͉͐̈̑̐́͂̓̈́̊̽̀̈́̓̾̕̚͠ơ̸̧̨̡̡̢̛̱̺͙̞͍̩̥͈͖̳̮͖̮̣̪̗͈̯̱͍͈̖̰̺̻̲̑̇͛̀̿̆͂̉̀̽̇́͂̔͛̇̏̒̂̈̍̓̐͛́̈́̃͠͝ͅn̶̢̨̛̲̬̹̥̯̮̞̞̜͕͚͔̱̻͙̘̻̦͗͌͐̀ͅa̷̖̲͇̖̤̠̰̩̻̤̬͆̋̈́̽̀̍̿̂͗͑͆̂͑́̇̏̌̇͌̌̕ḽ̵̢̢̡̨̨̛̲͔͇̘͇̈̇́͊̃̚͜ḋ̶̢̧̡̧̦̤̬̖̯̣͈̖͍͖̦͙̝̩̤̩̜̜̮͓̱͚̦̤͊͑͐̋̉̂̊̌́̚͜͝͝s̵̢̧̡̧̢̛̫̤̻̟͍̞̰̫̰̣͓̭͍̣͓̫̟̦̳̤̣͎̩̠̖̘̞̭̲͉̔̌̌́̈́̈́̊̔͆̕̕͜͠m̴̢̛̛̛̛̱̙͈͖̗̣̒͆̈́͐̀̈́͌͒̈͐̀͐͌͊̂̈́̓̊̽̎͒͛̀̿̓̾̒̕̚͠͝͝p̵̢̡̙̜͍͚͔͚͖̣̞͓̻͇̮̰͇͙̱̟̖̹͔̠͎͚̬̞͓͚̥͍͖̫̪̗͙̑͒̃̍̊́̐̄͆̌̏̅͛̀̓͌̐̒̏̆́̄̐͛̎́͆͘͘͘͝͝͝͝3̶̡̡̹̹̝̯͍͙̯̟͎̻̣̙̌̿̓̈̾̇̍͘͝p̴̡̛̛̛̠̮̠̫̝̂̄͊̿̀̐́̐͊̓̆͆͑̅̀̓̃̉͌͋̚̕̚̕͠͝͠l̸̡̨̛̹̱̤̦̫̜̩̫̖̜̤̞̮̥͓̖̜͔̲̳̯̼̻̙̪͍̬͇̦͓̮̜̒̾̌͑̂̀̔͊́͘͜͝ậ̶̡̤͚͎̬̩̮̤̩͕̈̿̈́̽͊͐̎͗͌̌̓͛̍̓̈́͗̌̔̄̐̃̌̊̈́̕̕͝͝͝y̴̧̡̨̡̢̨͈͖̼͕̰̪͚͈̫͔͖͎̼̝̼̭͎̬̥͕͉͇̯̥̪̗̭̏͑͌́͛̋̌̐̀̄̄͂͌̀̋͋́͝ͅȩ̸̬̱̥͓̫͕̻̥̝͖̟̯̠̖͒̈̒̃͛̈́́̈́̃͂̊͌͊͋͆̓͋̀͛́͂̒̒̉͠͝r̸̢̧̮͙̩̖̩͔̝̖̼͎͕̩̰̥͈̭͚̮̙̣͔̙̝͉͚̥̪̻̘̈̌́͐̓̓̆͒̅̾͌̌̾͑̆́̾̊̿̐̎̌̔́̔̊́͑̈́̌̔̈́̋̉̚̚̚͜͝͝͠ͅ

  • @the_silliest_goober
    @the_silliest_goober Рік тому +80

    10:37 The sheer panic in their voice had me crying

  • @NostalgicEditor
    @NostalgicEditor Рік тому +43

    I’m so happy I actually had the mcdinosaur changeable ones as a kid. The fry one’s legs were always stiff on mine too, the hotcakes-asaur was my favorite! No wonder I loved bugsnax so much, it was accessing a core memory of food animals. ❤😋

  • @Nexility
    @Nexility Рік тому +131

    it’s always a good day when polygon donut uploads

  • @katelinriehl828
    @katelinriehl828 2 місяці тому +6

    0:15 bro buy that in the future

  • @smosque4432
    @smosque4432 Рік тому +130

    why is pongon petting the furby after it jumpscared them so wholesome

  • @ASMRAxolotl
    @ASMRAxolotl Рік тому +86

    The meme shown at 14:50 was officially the funniest thing I've ever seen after 25 years on this Earth.

    • @WallKissr
      @WallKissr Рік тому +4

      The gnarp grolber

    • @butterbox11111
      @butterbox11111 Рік тому +4

      i think the BARBECUE BACON BURGER was funnier

    • @Brainrotted7
      @Brainrotted7 11 місяців тому

      In 2021 or 2022: what a nice meme
      2023: GNARPY FROM REGREVETOR

    • @omegaflowey9932
      @omegaflowey9932 4 місяці тому

      @@butterbox11111
      At 8:59

  • @louis2827
    @louis2827 Рік тому +25

    18:58 Why are you putting STORY ARCS in a video about happy meal toys?

    • @cassoria
      @cassoria 11 місяців тому

      That's a BURGER KING toy!

    • @pentabean11
      @pentabean11 11 місяців тому +1

      Why not?

    • @idiotpokemon
      @idiotpokemon 11 місяців тому +3

      For the C O M E D Y

  • @Moldling
    @Moldling 7 місяців тому +11

    14:02 "sOnIc SkeTeBoARd😃rOe anD eMy tENess😀" 2004 Crappy mcdonalds sonic game Ad

  • @gunk3092
    @gunk3092 Рік тому +12

    Honestly the history of fast food toys is so wide and diverse, you could make dozens of videos about this topic alone, and I would watch all of them. This subject it so weirdly interesting and entertaining, please make more!

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 Рік тому +35

    10:38 this feels like those moments in horror movies where the haunted doll just talks out of nowhere.

  • @ForeverRit
    @ForeverRit Рік тому +38

    I feel like you could totally make a series out of this. I would watch it! Thanks for all of your hard work and the laughs!

  • @CassiDS
    @CassiDS Рік тому +2

    Some of the coolest fast food toys were the McDonald's Lego sets from 1999 since they were Genuine Buildable Lego Sets, though I'm also a sucker for the ones that would combine together to form a bigger toy (see also: Transformers Armada, Peter Pan Return to Never Land, and the Burger King 2008 Simpsons couch).

  • @1addyedits1
    @1addyedits1 Рік тому +32

    14:16 you won’t believe this. I found one of these in my backyard. I’m not joking I had just moved into my new house. And I went in the backyard to look around while I was looking around. There was something that looks like plastic in the yard. I went over to it and picked it up and it was one of these goobers. I figured out they came with accessory, so I tried to look for them, but I couldn’t find any funny but true story.

  • @masontheretrogamer
    @masontheretrogamer Рік тому +21

    this is probably my most favorite video on this channel for some reason
    edit: NO WAY THE GUMMY BEAR SONG?!!?!?!?!?!! 13:36

    • @skunkman9815
      @skunkman9815 8 місяців тому +3

      That fucking gummy bear song drives me crazy 😡

  • @joygaller9741
    @joygaller9741 Рік тому +28

    19:17 R.I.P. Carbo Cooler (1989-2023) You will be missed :(

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks Рік тому +7

    10:45 ah yes, the groan tube of Furbies.

  • @BillyShoepackOfficial
    @BillyShoepackOfficial Рік тому +6

    “NOOO! I DONT WANT TO BE A BIG MAC!”
    *sound effect*
    “Actually, being a big mac is fine!”
    10/10 acting skills, polygon donut!

  • @getsouped
    @getsouped Рік тому +32

    GOD THE RACE WAS SO WELL DONE i loved this whole video it was so silly goofy

  • @benmcreynolds8581
    @benmcreynolds8581 Рік тому +25

    Since I was born in 1989: I swear my entire life until I was 11-12 was a complete fever dream lol not just these cursed obscure toys but every piece of media was demented absurdity and I LOVE IT! Bring it back. What happened? How did we get here?

  • @Butimhersister
    @Butimhersister 10 днів тому +1

    21:15- THE WOBBLEDOGS MUSIC OMGG

  • @Maxxieuguu
    @Maxxieuguu Рік тому +55

    I used to watch a lot of fast food toy reviews when I was a kid. So this was a nostalgic revisit for me,

  • @IngrrButOnYoutube
    @IngrrButOnYoutube Рік тому +78

    This man is the pure embodiment of sillynes

  • @smeltstarverse7306
    @smeltstarverse7306 Рік тому +24

    With how much time the various varieties of Changers took in the video, I think an interesting thing to touch on in the sequel would be the official Transformers happy meals, since they've done collabs several times... with varying results.

  • @Xx_FluffFries_xX
    @Xx_FluffFries_xX 23 дні тому +2

    RIP soda cup. Forever the first place racer in our hearts. Fly high🕊

  • @theslaya1576
    @theslaya1576 Рік тому +25

    5:43 let's call that one the burgosaur.

  • @LegionEagles22
    @LegionEagles22 Рік тому +26

    11:10
    Possessed Furby: *flutters eyelashes flirtatiously*
    Pongon donon: this furby would probably make kids cry :(

  • @THAT_jonarbucklefangirl
    @THAT_jonarbucklefangirl Рік тому +29

    8:34 he sound so utterly shocked 💀😭🤣

  • @mintstarmari
    @mintstarmari Рік тому +6

    3:59 They should have named it "Nugget'o'saurus" or "Nuggetsaur" or "Dino Nugget"

  • @bandband4498
    @bandband4498 Рік тому +21

    11:35 "This weird big ear design"
    How have so few people heard of the Furby 2005 reboot

    • @the_goofiest_whajje
      @the_goofiest_whajje 10 місяців тому

      yes, furby boom.

    • @bandband4498
      @bandband4498 10 місяців тому +2

      @@the_goofiest_whajje No, Boom was released in 2013

    • @the_goofiest_whajje
      @the_goofiest_whajje 10 місяців тому

      @@bandband4498 oh, the other reboot that not even i care about.

  • @Tarda911
    @Tarda911 Рік тому +34

    9:36 "DIVORCE PAPERS💀💀"

  • @FancyBaccon
    @FancyBaccon Рік тому +26

    i'd love a sequel, this is easily one of my favorite videos you've made!

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo 8 місяців тому

    Core childhood memory unlocked! As a kid, I had a box of my uncle's old toys to play with at my grandma's house, and included in them were two of the transforming dinosaurs (the milkshake and ice cream cone) and a robot that turned into a box of nuggets. I always wondered why the robot and the dinosaurs looked different and never realized they were from different toy lines. I also had no idea they were meant to be dinosaurs. I thought they were aliens. Also I died laughing when you snapped it shut with the head out, because the second I saw it, I went, "Oh yeah, I remember that one! I always snapped it shut with the head out and pretended he was stuck and the other toys had to come help him!
    There were also two of the costumed Mcnuggets. One was a firefighter, but I forget what the other one was.

  • @utopiaa_1775
    @utopiaa_1775 Рік тому +23

    10:33 the bloodstarved creature is now free to roam this realm

    • @PolygonDonut
      @PolygonDonut  Рік тому +13

      HE HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

    • @Tethrarxitet
      @Tethrarxitet Рік тому +4

      when the furby squeaked​@@PolygonDonut thought it was possessed lol

    • @Handlesarestoopid
      @Handlesarestoopid 6 місяців тому

      ​@@PolygonDonutsurprised you didn't say the grug line
      "HE'S LOOSE!"

  • @Antnest_
    @Antnest_ Рік тому +32

    12:10 KAGURA DETECTED

  • @jujuoof174
    @jujuoof174 Рік тому +6

    First of all, I cannot express how much I LOVE your humour, editing, jokes, siliness and how entertaining it truly is! Your videos aren't super cool and good quality because of their already great concept, but because of YOU! You seriously deserve all of your suscribers and more. The race trac thingy was soo creative and watching you unbox things was so fun so thank you for taking your sweet time to actuakky go purchase the things and having fun with them! You commentary is always so charming and by the way, I LOVE the kidcore aesthetic you have on yiu beautifuk painted nails and funky nostagic bracelets!! Everything about this is so cool and you really bring a well-needed healthy aura to youtube with your channel, so thank you! Have a great day or night as I shall suscribe to your other channel now with you radorably well-designed persona!

  • @junebug3175
    @junebug3175 Рік тому +1

    BROOO! My grandma actually owns one of those cheap mp3 players! It’s not from McDonald’s though. It’s a Michael Jackson Christmas ornament and it plays a song when you insert the card. I distinctly remember going over to her house and always wanting to play it at least once before I put it on the tree. Good times!

  • @SlashJaye
    @SlashJaye Рік тому +13

    i really enjoy how you make these types of videos. everyting from just showing off the silly stuff that you've found and have decided to document to the point of just getting distracted and talking about a different topic while still somehow on the same one as before; it's impressive how well you handle it :3

  • @taylorwright7428
    @taylorwright7428 Рік тому +4

    12:37 I used to have one of the happy meal ones! I don't remember getting it, but I remember bringing it to a wedding, because I was, like, 6-8 years old and wanted to bring something with me to entertain myself and for comfort. (Bringing something from home to a place I've never been to before.) Then I lost it, so that is literally my only, albeit vivid, memory of it. I still wonder where it went...

  • @dark_blob7218
    @dark_blob7218 Рік тому +18

    Great video!!! If you’re looking for more cursed products I recommend a few things. Like Furby, Shrek, Chuck E Cheese, maybe even the Pilsbury dough boy. Anyways keep up the great work!!!!!!

    • @AiLoveAidoru
      @AiLoveAidoru Рік тому

      I kinda hope for a video on cursed Barbie products since the movie is on the horizon.

  • @MixedfandomsGemini12
    @MixedfandomsGemini12 3 місяці тому +1

    0:10 The frebby jumpscare got me wheezin

  • @lzide3835
    @lzide3835 Рік тому +21

    0:24 I didn’t know polygon could rap

  • @hedgehog1992
    @hedgehog1992 Рік тому +13

    MORE PONGON YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!! Wait...at 13:57 I see the god crash bandicoot.....you finally have understood my wish thank you for showing.......CRASH B-B-B-B-B-BANDICOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to stay gnarp gnarp!🐱🐱🐱🐈 this comment is from one of your fans in the UK 🇬🇧

  • @lav-kitty
    @lav-kitty Рік тому +14

    10:28 ong yes green is indeed pongos favorite color, I don't need to ask no more
    btw that race was THE CONTENT i'm here for

  • @Epickgamet37
    @Epickgamet37 11 місяців тому +4

    The fact that UA-cam has the time to comment on random UA-cam videos but they dont bring back dislikes says alot about the company.

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 2 місяці тому +1

      honestly whoever leaves comments on the youtube account is probably just some random intern who has zero control over any of that so i doubt they could really do anything even if people reply to their comments lol. i just wish brand accounts would stop pretending to be trendy and relatable, it wasn't even that funny when wendy's started it and now it's even less funny

    • @Epickgamet37
      @Epickgamet37 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jasperjazzie real

  • @cynical.cyanide_real
    @cynical.cyanide_real Рік тому +21

    13:37 THE GUMMY BEAR SONG
    NOSTALGIA

    • @Guest_roblox-I
      @Guest_roblox-I Рік тому +4

      If you remember that song you deserve a veteran discount

    • @LENG-q7g
      @LENG-q7g 10 місяців тому +1

      I washed the gummy bear song when I was freaking 2 years old

    • @cynical.cyanide_real
      @cynical.cyanide_real 7 місяців тому

      @@LENG-q7gbro same

    • @Spongeymacoroni
      @Spongeymacoroni 5 місяців тому

      @@cynical.cyanide_realbro I liked it so much that I have plushies of it💀💀

    • @SpongebobSquarePants-m5z
      @SpongebobSquarePants-m5z 3 місяці тому

      @@Spongeymacoronisame 💀

  • @pixi3475
    @pixi3475 Рік тому +6

    The neon shark plushies at 18:34... i need to know where they are acquired for very important purposes

  • @nonomemememe
    @nonomemememe Рік тому +17

    13:22 dankpods reviewed the bob sinclar one

  • @Apoptart
    @Apoptart Рік тому +12

    16:27 In the bottom right corner IS THAT ME LOL

  • @perfectKeg
    @perfectKeg Рік тому +9

    9:52 where did you get that gnarp gnarp plushie? i really want one

  • @CrashFan03
    @CrashFan03 Рік тому +19

    13:11 what's the blurred one?

    • @PolygonDonut
      @PolygonDonut  Рік тому +10

      Idk i just found that image from google images

    • @CrashFan03
      @CrashFan03 Рік тому +4

      @@PolygonDonut yea i tried looking it up and could only find that blurred version. it can't be that bad right?

    • @rayyaninspookymonth1630
      @rayyaninspookymonth1630 Рік тому +1

      ​@@PolygonDonut good question

    • @capfromTT
      @capfromTT Рік тому +2

      @@rayyaninspookymonth1630 it's tokiohotel, found someone selling it

    • @Hazelbazelwastaken
      @Hazelbazelwastaken Рік тому

      ​@@capfromTT what the actual hell is tokiohotel and what's wrong with it

  • @mude_13
    @mude_13 Рік тому +1

    My grandpa had the McDino Cone in a box of random toys that my cousin's and I would play with as kids, and we were always baffled about what and why it was.
    Also, Teeny Beanies are still the GOAT

  • @sAHJI12378
    @sAHJI12378 Рік тому +5

    19:17 to 19:39 got me crying while I tried to drink coke. 5est in peace Carbo Cooler, he was an actual inspiration to many soda cans/cups.

  • @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake
    @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake Рік тому +7

    14:12
    Shadow is ballin?🧐😳

  • @CommanderStarscream
    @CommanderStarscream Рік тому +7

    i didnt expect the first toys on the list to be related to my hyperfixation (transformers) but i am very pleased with learning about the little fast food robots in disguise

  • @therealsirdj5934
    @therealsirdj5934 Місяць тому +1

    The best stuff I ever got in a happy meal are: A TIE fighter toy (I actually played with a lot) and a little plushee Beagle dog (that still sits in my bed til this day, I even gave it a Name back when I was a kid, so he won't ever leave me too) 😂 Also: I had multiple of these mp3 player things and I always loved how bad the actual Songs sounded because the speakers are just obviously cheap made garbage

  • @robozaogameryt
    @robozaogameryt Рік тому +11

    17:50 for the Carbo Cooler story

  • @diffjuns323
    @diffjuns323 Рік тому +18

    8:00 this is the keyboard pongon uses to make videos
    the smile button pastes in the :D noises

  • @ihearttoast8162
    @ihearttoast8162 Рік тому +14

    You buy masses of obscure toys from like 1983 really often so I'm wondering where you keep all of them now, like at that point you would have an entire closet right lol

  • @laurenschmidt4880
    @laurenschmidt4880 Рік тому

    My grandma had a lot of the super old McDonald's toys when I was a kid. I used to love playing with the robot transformers because she had the full set. Her collection might have been worth something if they were still in mint condition, but she got them all for her grandkids to play with. So many memories ❤

  • @xboymcd
    @xboymcd Рік тому +21

    5:01 everyone stan icecream goober!! 🥺😊

  • @zombiekittyz08
    @zombiekittyz08 Рік тому +5

    Ice cream goober is definitely my favorite fast food toy. Also, that furby toy is probably going to be in my nightmares tonight

  • @hilariousskullnamedcatzo647
    @hilariousskullnamedcatzo647 Рік тому +4

    "boo boo beep beep boop"...
    10/10 performance, the most accurate technology beeping I've ever heard

  • @Vincethemonster
    @Vincethemonster 8 місяців тому +1

    19:33 the fact that you made lore is so funny to me

  • @LuvzToLol21
    @LuvzToLol21 Рік тому +10

    19:07 I was almost expecting the SummoningSalt synths to kick in

  • @hectorarellanoiii3381
    @hectorarellanoiii3381 Рік тому +25

    6:49 MILLIE JUMPSCARE!!!1!1!1!1

  • @beverlyblanton6031
    @beverlyblanton6031 Рік тому +7

    9/10 dentists agree that Polygon Donut is fire

  • @Beaniewhat
    @Beaniewhat 7 місяців тому +3

    Am I the only person with NO humor when they showed the coke fall like that😭😭 19:23

  • @the_silliest_goober
    @the_silliest_goober Рік тому +9

    15:55 SQUISHMALLOW!:D

  • @cynical.cyanide_real
    @cynical.cyanide_real Рік тому +10

    4:12 look at the skrunkly little thing ❤

  • @Gidkog
    @Gidkog Рік тому +6

    12:50 I love how you make these things sound like criminals or something lol

  • @TheGuyReer
    @TheGuyReer 8 місяців тому

    just found your channel and i enjoy it very much. the silliness is great, and even the references like the wobbledogs music in the outro.

  • @plinkTM
    @plinkTM Рік тому +17

    14:07 Controller lookin kinda sus

  • @A52_hype
    @A52_hype Рік тому +6

    "You got mario kart?"
    "Nah man we got burgerking kart"

  • @qerry1
    @qerry1 Рік тому +20

    19:34
    Polygon: rip carbo cooler he will be missed.. 5 milliseconds later: anyways in 2022 these si-

  • @Feral_kawp
    @Feral_kawp 9 місяців тому

    13:31 why is one of the music things blurred?

  • @gamezab1494
    @gamezab1494 Рік тому +6

    There is something about your videos that I never see anywhere else.And it feels like the right content for me.I love your videos Polygon keep it up

  • @Rhi_02
    @Rhi_02 Рік тому +15

    I love the dedication you put into your videos, doesn’t go unnoticed! Love this video thank you

    • @Rhi_02
      @Rhi_02 Рік тому +1

      Also I want that hello kitty burger so bad

  • @Elite.david29282
    @Elite.david29282 5 місяців тому

    The divorce thing got me😂 9:36

  • @GeneralBait
    @GeneralBait Рік тому +13

    13:30 Yo I remember jammin out to the crazy frog beat all day every day. (It is very evil)

    • @Trainboi1983
      @Trainboi1983 9 місяців тому +1

      I prefer freebird and/or sleep well cg5