LOL this is funny. However I can relate. When I say I hate babies, it does not mean I want cruelty. I just don't want to have a baby or interested in that kind of close interactions wth them, I prefer dogs or cats, and now me and my husband has dogs because we both want and hate the same things. But I AM 100% AGAINST CHILD ABUSE that's for sure, I would fight with a child abuser if I have to.
@@lilithhecataniangoddessesm187 I feel like most people tend to jump to the conclusion that whenever someone says they don't like children, that means they don't mind/want them to be harmed. Both my brothers seem uncomfortable with young kids cause they just don't know what to do, my sister just doesn't want children cause they're a big responsibility. But that doesn't mean any of them want them to get hurt.
8:08 *corpse flexing in front of big mommy bahama mama knocker vampire* corpse: u think she cares? metal man: shut your damn hole- 8:50 tina saying disgusting but kinda hot is the best part of this scene
Lady Dimitrescu: you ungrateful selfish wrench Corpse: Yes Lady Dimitrescu: you come into my house Corpse: Mhm Lady Dimitrescu: you lay your filthy man hands on my daughters Corpse: They started it Lady Dimitrescu: and now you even try to steal my property Corpse: But I am your property🤣
*chained and hooked by the flesh being dragged away* Corpse: I'm not completely out yet... *Gets punctured and hanged by the hands and sliced and blood drank* Corpse: okay- still- still not completely out yet...this isn't too bad...
"it's the hips for me"😂🤣 "when the last thing you see before you die is mommy's hips" omg!!! Im-💀 when every time Tina said "she's so tall" I said "she's so hot" 😂😂
12:45 "I'm listening to Three Days Grace in a hoodie and my hair is all messed up. I don't feel like greeting the family." That hit very close to home lol
corpse: "i hate babies"
also corpse a couple minutes later: "wait the baby's okay right"
Aww he cares
Adorable
Haha so funny!
LOL this is funny. However I can relate. When I say I hate babies, it does not mean I want cruelty. I just don't want to have a baby or interested in that kind of close interactions wth them, I prefer dogs or cats, and now me and my husband has dogs because we both want and hate the same things. But I AM 100% AGAINST CHILD ABUSE that's for sure, I would fight with a child abuser if I have to.
@@lilithhecataniangoddessesm187 I feel like most people tend to jump to the conclusion that whenever someone says they don't like children, that means they don't mind/want them to be harmed. Both my brothers seem uncomfortable with young kids cause they just don't know what to do, my sister just doesn't want children cause they're a big responsibility. But that doesn't mean any of them want them to get hurt.
Corpse:”this is why I don’t date”
Immediately gets shot and dies
Me: •0•
I laughed so much when this happened... and then realized I was laughing while someone was getting killed and rethought my life choices
“okay put the baby in the drawer”
No comments?? Ok 😀
And in the toilet lol
I'm dead when he said that💀😂
Ohp- thought you said "okay BABY just put it in the drawer" LMAOO ToT
I mean duh!
The mom: “Is she okay” (mom referring to the baby)
Corpse: “I’m not” 💀😭
Nice profile picture lol
I feel your username on a spiritual level. 👁👄👁
"I f*** with the chains everything else is a little weird" CORPSE PLS I CAN'T KEEP DEFENDING U I'M HOLLERING
Time stamp??
@@chelseawijaksono2938 7:06
HOW U SAID THIS IS SO FUNNT HAHAHA
He did say "Touch me with the lights off and my chains on"
*corpse’s character getting choked and chained while pulled into a room*
corpse: “okay….I’m not completely out yet.”
what does he mean by that thoooo
@@sweet_toria2581 I DON'T KNOW EITHER
@kaylei LMAO
It was gold
@@sweet_toria2581 that he is pleased with what is happening......that is still hot.
"Hello Mia my wife."
Everyone who is named Mia:
*happiness* *noises*
yeah 😭
Yuh
Lucky Mia people--
i squealed when he said it Lmfao
İts my nickname UwU
When corpse got scared out of nothing then he got scared of a BANG LMAO
you know how he gets with loud noise that come out of nowhere!
@@arissantorisonmars9271 yeah LOL
Corpse: “I killed your daughter”
Mommy: “YOU KILLED MY DAUGHTERS?”
Corpse: **hyperventilates**
That timing tho! So good 😆😆
Time stamp?
@@richbtch3241 13:11
@@melanievictoria2541 thanks
The timing is impeccable ಥ‿ಥ
Lol corpse be like "my baby my wife "
And Tina be like no "our baby our wife"
*insert communist rabbit meme here*
Im srry but tina and corpse have an amazing friendship.
True
Agreed
its not ok
@@sunraen this was a year ago bro u good
8:14
**trying to impress**
"I make music sometimes"
**in the background**
"Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight."
THE TIMINGG!
i wanna know if i tell u a secret will u keep it-
This feels like Ethan has two different personalities in his head and he ignores them constantly 🤣🤣
Excellent head canon
8:08
*corpse flexing in front of big mommy bahama mama knocker vampire*
corpse: u think she cares?
metal man: shut your damn hole-
8:50 tina saying disgusting but kinda hot is the best part of this scene
_big mommy bahama mama knocker vampire_
16:21 I NEVER HEARD CORPSE LAUGH LIKE THAT
Same---
This video made me lost it doe like all his giggles
he actually laughs like that a lot when it comes to tina! very cute and wholesome
SAME
I have I think.
he's so happy with tina tho
True, he's so relaxed.
they are the cutest lol
I ship 💜
Corpse: I could never have kids I hate babies
Also corpse: the baby’s ok right🥺
the way they said *our wife* is really cute
Tina: Why'd you just stare at her?
Corpse: small laugh...
.....
Me: He's simping that's why...
Yeaah hahhaha
"I fuck with the chains... But uh everything else is a little weird"
1:47 Corpse: *Our wife*
*russian anthem starts playing*
That is exactly what I thought! I started humming it lol
HAHAHA
Here's the russian anthem link by the way ua-cam.com/video/-51AfyMqnpI/v-deo.html
I was try na find a comment like this - 😂
SOMEBODY PLS MAKE THIS VID
16:52 when he just pauses to stare as she approaches with murderous intent ☠️😭
When the murderes hot.
*I DID THE SAME THING XD*
@@maqleficent5785 mood
Okay but like- remember in warm bodies when R was all heart eyed at Julie aND tHeN sHe ShOt hiM
He's 24 and he's got "I'm too old for this shit" energy
15:20 Bro, i'm TRYING TO DEFEND YOU, BUT YOU DON'T HELP ME
that”handle me “ I CAN NOT
“This is why I don’t date”
[GUNSHOTS]
2:17
Tinakitten: OUR WIFE
Corpse: Our... *hyperventilates*
*Starting a fireworks music*
when the “help me brother” part came up all I could think of was drake and josh’s “hug me brother!”😂
"Oh its this kinda party?" Loved that part.
Tina is like: ok I want it to stop
Corpse: Nah, im not completly out yet.
Corpse: -=hands get ripped in half=-
the magical potion: here i am, my time to shine.
“all pronounce-y” the most relatable thing ive ever heard in my life
I really don't like scary games, movies but seeing Tina and Corpse this hilarious, I could watch this over and over again
Lady Dimitrescu: you ungrateful selfish wrench
Corpse: Yes
Lady Dimitrescu: you come into my house
Corpse: Mhm
Lady Dimitrescu: you lay your filthy man hands on my daughters
Corpse: They started it
Lady Dimitrescu: and now you even try to steal my property
Corpse: But I am your property🤣
*chained and hooked by the flesh being dragged away*
Corpse: I'm not completely out yet...
*Gets punctured and hanged by the hands and sliced and blood drank*
Corpse: okay- still- still not completely out yet...this isn't too bad...
15:02 "Everthing reminds me of her" is sus
Nah man it's just the mannequin wearing the dress looks like lady dimitrescu lmao
"it's the hips for me"😂🤣 "when the last thing you see before you die is mommy's hips" omg!!! Im-💀 when every time Tina said "she's so tall" I said "she's so hot" 😂😂
‘I’m about to hold a funeral for me’ LMAO 🤣
"When the last thing you see before you die is mommy's hips" more like mommy's face for me
‘Eh bish’ ‘ima make a song about u’
My favorite part 😂 15:20
THE FACT THAT HE ACTUALLY DID THOUGH!
@@JinsolLee "look like missa missa but she bite like dimitresc"
This is not my account, but i just needed to say it
“Mother, lets devour him”
Corpse *That’s a metaphor right?*
If you think about it; Ethan Winters is a real "corpes husband." ;D
The pun I CANT ANYMORE IM WHEEZING
LMAO- 😭🤚
The fact Tina gets confused and concerned when Corpse says it's still kinda hot lamooo
"OUR WIFE!!!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️
Awe they missed the ”Ethan I think I’m gonna stay”
lmao corpse talking about him loving all the chains and choking shit I love it
*Corpse* : "Choke me like you hate me but you love m-" Lol I can't stop corpse😂 I've been replaying this scene for about 6 times already xD
Yoo he has to make a song about her, and it should be called „lady dimitrescu is ruining my life“ or just „mommy“ lol
I love these 2 together. Their personalities are such polar opposites yet identical at the same time that it’s amazing.
I love the fact that it's not just him simping over the vampire dragon lady but Tina as well
Tina: Our wife is pretty
Corpse: Our wife
Tina: Our wife
I love this kind of edit. It’s simple but it’s honest work I love them
I really appreciate this, thank you 🖤
corpse: "this is why i don't date-"
*mia gets shot*
If corpse played the modded version he might die at the sight of her 🤣
“Bonked in the head, my wife is dead” someone better put this in a song
Corpse: it's the hips for me
Corpse: everything reminds me of her
And ladies and gentlemen, i fell
Ethan: - gets hand sliced clean off -
- 10 seconds later -
Ethan: OH SHIT!!!!
Corpse is a bottom confirmed. *n i c e*
My only complaint with Ethan reattaching his hand there is the part of the sleave that was cut off. What, his CLOTHES are regenerative like he is?!
I swear to god I was thinking the exact same thing when watching it
literally every word that comes out of their mouths is iconic lol
corpses voice: choke me like you hate me but you love me 🖤⛓🥀
corpses personality: put the baby in the drawer 🤪🧚🏾♀️🙃
Me an happy romanian knowing this game is abt my culturee
😂Them laughing at the bloody handwriting on the wall saying "Help me brother" confirms they're both just psychotic
"hello mia, my wife" HOW MUCH I SCREAMED HEARING THAT FROM HIM 😂
Corpse and tina: put the baby in the drawer
Meanwhile Pewdiepie: dip the baby in the sauce
*Anything inconvenient happens*
Corpse: "Shout out, Capcom."
15:32 He really did
‘Look like Misa Misa but she bite like Dimitrescu’
Best part is Corpse whispering his own song when Lady D chokes Ethan 🤣
16:57 *I NEVER HEARS THIS LAUGH*
I LOVE IT🤩
"Mia, my wife" - corpse
ME WHO'S NAME IS MIA: 😳✨
haha what a coincidance XD
Lucky-
corpse: i hate babies
also corpse: the baby is ok, right?
“Oh look birds, Shoot them and get bird meat”
My genshin impact addicted self thought the same thing Tina
Corpse just laughing through the whole thing 😅
me : nice
also me : enjoy the video
( with deep voice )
*Corpse* : I hate babies
- Seconds later -
*Corpse* : Is the baby okay?
To lady D: Ayee imma make a song about you
😂 dead
lol i love how Corpse explains all the gaming/horror tropes as he gets scared by them lmao
"this is not that bad right?"
is literally hanging from the ceiling from hooks punched through his hands
*CORPSE:* "I'LL MAKE A SONG FOR YOU!"
*MEDIA:* "LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Just listening to the play is so funny because Tina's voice is high, but Corpse's voice is low as hell. 🙂
2:04 bro somebody called in the swat team like LIGHT IT UP ,bluets everywhere
“Yes, our wife” -laughs-
5:39 I just want to say how cute Tina's laugh is....😍😍😍
corpse in shock :
tina : OUR WIFFEEEEE
corpse still in shock : OUR
Corpse predicting the entire game is hilarious
12:45 "I'm listening to Three Days Grace in a hoodie and my hair is all messed up. I don't feel like greeting the family." That hit very close to home lol
Corspe- I hate kids
When the shoting hapoened
Corpse- is the baby okay?
13:17 the fact that they missed the map for the floor has me currently cringing jhsbfjnfsdkj
corpse was true to his word. He included Lady Dimitrsc'u in his song misa misa
It's the "I'm going to make a song about you" for me chief 😂
0:45 6:50 7:48 10:30 12:35 14:50
I related to the "Listening to TDG, my hair is messy, I don't care" 😂😂😂 That's STILL me 🤣
3:43 I CANT 😭💀
Why is corpses voice so soothing tho like how
Tina: Oh my god, Rose
Corpse: Rose?
Tina: OUR BABIE
Corpse: *laughs*
SKSKSKSKSKS TINA IS RLLY SUCH A CUTIE 🥺
8:43
This is so terrifying💀
how are they playing together? or are they just playing at the same time
Corpse is playing. Tina is there for support hahaha
like corpse said, tina is the emotional support pet.
No offense but i cannot understand him becuase of his voice. It sounds like a voice changer.
@@jessicablueheart9772 use captions :)
13:11
The Timing is just *chefs kiss*
Their voices are so different it's awesome