@adonis7626 superman found out when they first crossed over in superman the animated series and wonder woman suspected in the Justice league episode where Bruce wayne asked her to dance she told Batman they never finished their dance but batman denied it
in the DC universe, Santa Claus is real. there's a comic I saw where darksied had his entire army ready. they were all firing on something but they couldn't stop it and what it was was Santa Claus who year after year came to apocalypse and handed over to darksied a piece of coal. there was another comic book with lobo where lobo was hired by the Easter Bunny to kill Santa.
I dont think you were actually expecting an answer but.... (Not legal advice) it's a scam. I can claim to have ownership over any planet I want and nobody can do anything about it. It may even be legally recognised on paper that I, D4N73 own the planet Mars but... honestly, what does that give me? I cant touch it, I cant build stuff there, I just have an empty document worth as much as my declaration of owning it.
@@flyingturret208thecannon5 Yep. To become part of the 1% you just have to do better than 99 other people around you. 1 Trip though Wammart says that's not that hard to do.
@@botspotter8379 Just observing second shift at Walmart told me that ain't hard to do. Can't wait to get out of Walmart. Been doing something about it, and it'll be paying off this summer.
@@flyingturret208thecannon5 Yep. Kinda sad that the best way to become a manager now is to just be the person who showed up for work every day for 6 months and let the insane employee turnover rates do all the work for you. I actually did that at several jobs now. Literally by just being there long enough, I went from being a bottom-level peon to being offered a managers position, just because I was the most experienced person there, even though I still didn't know shyte due to how nobody ever got any training, which had everything to do with the insane turnover rates to begin with. 🤣
@@botspotter8379 I think it's because of skilled/highly technical jobs are becoming more normal that it's so easy to become a manager at unskilled jobs - more able workers means less unskilled workers until the demand for able workers balances with the supply.
"I'm so rich, I bully Lex Luthor, Oliver Queen, Ted Kord, Simon Stagg, Maxwell Lord, Michael Holt, and Carol Ferris on a daily basis." "What about Aquaman?" "He doesn't count."
Funny thing about Scrooge McDuck is his giant indoor ocean of gold coins is his pocket change. That fuck is definitely the equal of childhood trauma man.
No wonder Gotham is such a horrible underfunded cesspool filled with criminals, the city could've relied on Bruce's tax payments. That's how stupidly rich he is
Fun fact: Santa Claus IS real AND canon in a lot of DC universes. He goes to Planet Darkseid every year to give a certain someone a lump of coal. Hand delivered too. He also makes sure to compliment Darkseid on his defenses because he always improves them every year.
Batman: "While Richie Rich is counting his pocket change, I'm counting the zeros in my net worth." Flash: "Same!" Batman: "I have numbers BEFORE the zeros..." Like damn, Bats... What's your deal against Flash? Lol.
Batman:"I built the headquarters that we're all standing in right now." Superman:"Bu-but-but it's a satellite. Orbiting the Earth. Taller than the top five tallest buildings. *COMBINED!!* " Batman:Exactly.
Sadly we never learned what Batman does drink after he announces soda and lattes are for poor people. It's probably something super expensive, like the tears of orphans. That's why there are so many Robins.
Well on top of the classic Batman expenses, DCAU Bats also paid for 2 Watchtowers, one of which was fully staffed, plus a Metro Tower (Hall of Justice really) also staffed, the teleportation tech, the fleet of Javelin space ships, and 2 mass fusion generators - one that shot a giant death star laser. He's stupendously rich.
"i have numbers before the zero's" I thought Batman was against the use of firearms and yet here he is firing shots like its an American public school ☠️
"I have a bat shaped car. And it wasn't made off the backs of slaves." Technically, yes it was, since all the parts were manufactured by all of your employees.
"It's like ChatGPT wrote your answers" That's more accurate then people think, South Park made an episode on ChatGPT and the ending, which was 100% written in that program, is pretty much that lol
Fun fact: Santa Claus DOES exist in several DC timelines, including the comics. He hand-delivers a single lump of coal to Darkseid every year at Christmas. He always makes sure to compliment him on his defenses, though.
Someone should've asked Batman if he could use money to get new parents
I suppose they don’t know his identity.
@adonis7626 wonder woman and superman know
He could use magic to get his old parents...
@adonis7626 superman found out when they first crossed over in superman the animated series and wonder woman suspected in the Justice league episode where Bruce wayne asked her to dance she told Batman they never finished their dance but batman denied it
The rest don't know until the end of the first Justice league cartoon although Batman knows everyone's secret identity
Superman: There are things that money can´t buy.
Batman: Like what?
Superman: Parents.
Japan has a thing where you can buy actors to play as a parent.
Creepy af@@Revick_Revas
Injustice Superman: " My wife and child "
Batman would have just replied “You think Alfred works for free?”
Batman: At least I can use it to save my planet.
Love that subtle nod that Superman was offended at the notion that Santa doesnt exist.Someone watched JLA closely. lol
He must be tired of people gaslighting him into believing his neighbour isn't real.
If the likes of Superman and Big Boss say Santa Claus is real, then he's f*ckin' real. END OF DISCUSSION!
Santa is absolutely real in DC.
Santa is real in DC. He delivers coal to Darkseid every year.
Santa is powerful enough to invade apocalypse every year over a single lump of coal
“We have three aliens, a man with an alien ring, an Amazon, and a man connected to a metaphysical force. How can you say Santa isn’t real?”
because he never shows up
Flash BETTER stay off Santa's name. He and Superman go way back.
but superman protecting santa is like a kid protecting an adult
Exactly Batman as well. I still remember how Superman acted when he found out that he knew Santa and he didn’t tell him.
@@sebastianaltamirano4991superman is a kid in his heart
in the DC universe, Santa Claus is real. there's a comic I saw where darksied had his entire army ready. they were all firing on something but they couldn't stop it and what it was was Santa Claus who year after year came to apocalypse and handed over to darksied a piece of coal. there was another comic book with lobo where lobo was hired by the Easter Bunny to kill Santa.
Santa and Superman are the same person.
They both fly, they both wear red, and they both have long white beards.
"I can buy mars"
"Is that legal?"
xD
I dont think you were actually expecting an answer but.... (Not legal advice) it's a scam. I can claim to have ownership over any planet I want and nobody can do anything about it. It may even be legally recognised on paper that I, D4N73 own the planet Mars but... honestly, what does that give me? I cant touch it, I cant build stuff there, I just have an empty document worth as much as my declaration of owning it.
well with backshish it is
"IF YOU'RE POOR YOU'RE PROBABLY SH*T WITH MONEY AND WILL F*CK IT ALL UP"
And I took that personally
Do something about it. Become not poor, if you took it so personally.
@@flyingturret208thecannon5 Yep. To become part of the 1% you just have to do better than 99 other people around you. 1 Trip though Wammart says that's not that hard to do.
@@botspotter8379 Just observing second shift at Walmart told me that ain't hard to do. Can't wait to get out of Walmart. Been doing something about it, and it'll be paying off this summer.
@@flyingturret208thecannon5 Yep. Kinda sad that the best way to become a manager now is to just be the person who showed up for work every day for 6 months and let the insane employee turnover rates do all the work for you.
I actually did that at several jobs now. Literally by just being there long enough, I went from being a bottom-level peon to being offered a managers position, just because I was the most experienced person there, even though I still didn't know shyte due to how nobody ever got any training, which had everything to do with the insane turnover rates to begin with. 🤣
@@botspotter8379 I think it's because of skilled/highly technical jobs are becoming more normal that it's so easy to become a manager at unskilled jobs - more able workers means less unskilled workers until the demand for able workers balances with the supply.
“Shut up flash” - Batman after flash says something minor inconvenient to him
Clark: There's one thing money can't buy Bruce... Parents!
Bruce: I bought yours last Thursday and Martha is sleeping where she belongs.
nah bruce would hit him with, money can't buy a destroyed planet or your dead parents and your entire race of people.
Best come back!
Superman: MOMMY NO
"I'm so rich, I bully Lex Luthor, Oliver Queen, Ted Kord, Simon Stagg, Maxwell Lord, Michael Holt, and Carol Ferris on a daily basis."
"What about Aquaman?"
"He doesn't count."
Andrew Ryan asked me for a loan... he couldn't pay back the interest, he blew himself up...alfred is his clone.
"Who?"
@@aarohalme1020 the guy that made a city under the sea...its a bioshock reference
You gotta love when batman acts as billionaire playboy.
'Billionares are poor people'
-Batman
Funny thing about Scrooge McDuck is his giant indoor ocean of gold coins is his pocket change. That fuck is definitely the equal of childhood trauma man.
Hawkgirl: "He's probably a millionaire"
Batman:"Do I look poor?"
Savage
He is not paying his taxes that is how he has so much money.
There probably aren't any taxes in gotham
No wonder Gotham is a garbage place filled with criminals, the city has no funding because it's supposed to rely on Bruce's tax payments
No wonder Gotham is such a horrible underfunded cesspool filled with criminals, the city could've relied on Bruce's tax payments. That's how stupidly rich he is
@@rtpjuegos4561Joker fears the IRS i think there are
He is the taxes why do you think joker pays them.
"Honor? Faith? Zeal? Let's how you win a war without bolts, ships, supplies and half-decent planning." Roboutte Girlyman, probably.
Martian Man Hunter spit facts!
i mean dian probably became vegetarian once she started living amongst humans but in the island she probably mastered the grill
Batman is so rich that he buy things no one is selling.
Pink rocks are the best way to dunk on superman.
We dont talk about the pink ones
@@battlesheep2552 He's got you there Clark
@@Nae_exAnd you, one of your villains freezes the floor and you go flying! You’re a seasonal superhero.
(I can’t remember how it goes, sorry 😅.)
@@SweetOrangeGirl And you. Your weakness is the color yellow.
@@RandoGruntWait, are you serious?
He was able to secretly build the entire space station they’re standing using his quarterly private discretionary spending budget.
"All of you shut up before I crush you with my wallet. Yes, even Superman."
"Money can't buy happiness" No but it can make life hell of a lot easier
People commenting that "money can't buy parents" forget that Alfred is his Butler.
Injustice superman: "will your money bring my wife back bruce?"
Flash: Santa is not real
Meanwhile Santa is kicking Darkseid’s ass and leaving coal as a gift for him
So Prepman has evolved into Richman, impressive very nice
I just realized how much your Superman is like TFS Goku and it makes sense.
0:33 "I can make it legal"
"I have numbers BEFORE the zeroes."
I think batman has : 50 quintilions of dollans, no, 300 centilions of dollars
"you're a monster"
*Im just stupidly rich*
"I could buy Mars."
"Is that legal?"
Considering J'onn's general human disguise is a black man, that has some delicate implications lol
Wait till that Coin Depreciates and Batman loses Wayne Enterprises 😅
He probably owns the entire stock exchange so it's impossible for him to net a loss.
@@Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta probably used his detective skills too to know when to bounce and get a huge payout
For everyone who keeps commenting money can’t buy Batman new parents, remember who raised him after their death, and who exactly pays Alfred’s salary.
Batman: Happiness doesn't pay the bills. But in my case it does.
"Cant buy your parent back Batman, when's the family dinner?"
I've always felt that Lex and Batman are pretty much alike. One goes into full business while the other vigilante.
Holy fuck I haven’t seen art like I just saw the reference of Superman defending Santa’s existence. Pure poetry
Fun fact: Santa Claus IS real AND canon in a lot of DC universes. He goes to Planet Darkseid every year to give a certain someone a lump of coal. Hand delivered too. He also makes sure to compliment Darkseid on his defenses because he always improves them every year.
His bank account is buzz light-year "to infinity and beyond"
Someone get the Kents! Batman let it slip that Santa isn't real!
Batman: "While Richie Rich is counting his pocket change, I'm counting the zeros in my net worth."
Flash: "Same!"
Batman: "I have numbers BEFORE the zeros..."
Like damn, Bats... What's your deal against Flash? Lol.
Hawkgirl: "You eat birds?"
Run away Hawkgirl! 😱
These are just too good and fun fact Batman in Injustice is actually the richest Batman because he’s a Trillionaire
superman: batman may be rich but there are thing that money can't buy.
me: parents?
Batman:"I built the headquarters that we're all standing in right now."
Superman:"Bu-but-but it's a satellite. Orbiting the Earth. Taller than the top five tallest buildings. *COMBINED!!* "
Batman:Exactly.
Sadly we never learned what Batman does drink after he announces soda and lattes are for poor people. It's probably something super expensive, like the tears of orphans. That's why there are so many Robins.
Batman cant buy enough time to save his parents tho
0:11 let me break it down for you Mark
Can confirm that I was shit with money, and thus f*cked it all up after I bought Batcoin.
Well on top of the classic Batman expenses, DCAU Bats also paid for 2 Watchtowers, one of which was fully staffed, plus a Metro Tower (Hall of Justice really) also staffed, the teleportation tech, the fleet of Javelin space ships, and 2 mass fusion generators - one that shot a giant death star laser.
He's stupendously rich.
Batman: I'm so rich Elon Musk works for me!
We need this Batman canon
Bruce Wayne is Lex Luthor in a batsuit.
"Money cant buy happiness" "I bought the Joker's entire stock of Joker Venom, try not smiling after you try that"
As someone who went from poor to well-off. We smile so hard you don't really want to believe it.
Green Lantern referring to Flash as “kid” is odd until you realize the Flash in the DCAU was Wally West, who was once the Kid Flash.
he's still younger than batman.
1:58 you should have used a pic where he used one of the green lantern rings.
Superman and wondy got roasted 😂
Damn, I was wondering why this had so little views, uploaded 5 minutes ago. Just wanna say before this gets buried, funny asf, keep it up.
Money can't buy back the lives of Batman's parents.
Wonder Woman a vegetarian? That’s absurd.
Martian Mansplaner
Someone missed the santa x justice league comic. >.> with krampus.
He even has a Bat Credit Card.
Batman becomes stupidly filthy rich with the help of mysterious volcanic rock
"i have numbers before the zero's"
I thought Batman was against the use of firearms and yet here he is firing shots like its an American public school ☠️
1:56 like ring bay 5 of e bay xD 😂
There's one thing batman can't buy.
His parents.
Power rings
Batman: I got five off eBay
Bro superman barked
Hello??? You're all standing in a SPACE STATION I OWN!
Well, he couldn’t buy his parents back to life. 😆
I thought someone was going to say “like parents?” At the end.
Well, Batman can't buy new parents. Probably clark didn't bring that out because he lost his too.
not just his parents, but his entire race of people.
Yo, I could go for the Happy Face Whiskey at the end there ngl
There some things money can’t buy…like parents
Bro owns kryptons remains
RIP Kevin Conroy, the best we can do now is use AI to clone your voice...
It's a FACT that santa is real in DC and every year he infiltrates Apokolips' defenses to give Darkseid a lump of coal.
"I have a bat shaped car. And it wasn't made off the backs of slaves."
Technically, yes it was, since all the parts were manufactured by all of your employees.
Money can’t buy his parents
Me: You know what money can't buy Bats?
Your parents lives.
I thought he was going to say Parents.
He just had to bring up what Pink kryptonite did to superman in the comics
It's the best thing to happen, right up there with the time superman's son hooked up with a pink haired, male, political activist
That was just him not pink kryptonite.@@23Raind
Superman: "Happiness."
Batman: "You mean this?"
Me: "That's Joker's Joker gas, isn't it?"
Batman: "Close enough to happiness."
All they had to do was look at the space station there all on😂
Bro Flash gets bullied
"It's like ChatGPT wrote your answers"
That's more accurate then people think, South Park made an episode on ChatGPT and the ending, which was 100% written in that program, is pretty much that lol
0:24 💀
And here I thought it was from his daddy mob ties
I didn't know I need memes in my life until now
isn't Aquaman more wealthier than Batman.
Hawkgirl: "So how rich are you?"
Batman: "This space station where on I made it."
Hawkgirl: "Damn. Uh are you single?" 😂
THE BLOOD OF UNICORN STARTUPS?!!
Ohhh, Batman brought up the pink one!
Solid JJ has created a whole new branch of content.
I thought batman was gonna say nepotism
Since happiness is a chemical reaction in your brain, you can actually buy happiness.
And all of the other emotions too.
Fun fact: Santa Claus DOES exist in several DC timelines, including the comics. He hand-delivers a single lump of coal to Darkseid every year at Christmas. He always makes sure to compliment him on his defenses, though.
He can buy happiness; he just won't.
HAPPINESS STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE-