He's had plenty of practice to trim the process down to it's most essential. He can now process and express his emotions even during life and death fights.
"Felica my parrents died my uncle died aunt may died gwen died everyone i know is the villain the marvel writers csnt just let me be happy for like 6 seconds. You dont think im not already misserable"
I like how Peter realizes in under a minute that he needs to be a man and take responsibility for his child and Felicia thinks THAT'S being a manchild.
It’s also proportional to how much you make. Peter isn’t wealthy. (I think around 300 is like the bare minimum don’t quote me tho.) she shoulda got Kingpin man that support check woulda been FAAAT
I don't know what's Felicia's problem is. She came out of nowhere, sprung one of the most world shaking news to Peter and man's managed to go through the stages in seconds and is ready to be a dad. That's a model man right there that I'm sure a lot of single moms would kill to have in their lives........ then again, knowing Marvel it's probably is for the best that Peter stays away from his kid.
Single mom's don't care about that. They just want money. Until they reach 35-40 when they realise the clock is ticking, and are finally READY to look for a good and Ernest man......just to play the (Not)Father and pay the bills anyway
Spider man went through all the fives stages in seconds is actually impressive Edit okay I’m going to a random number 200 likes I will not look at it so
@@gameover9390 I really hope so. People have been saying MJ was so unlikeable that they hope Peter gets with black cat which is dumber than S.K.’s points on the game
@@mercernova5347 Black cat or MJ is the equivalent of a rock and hard place, one is sexy seducer who manipulates you and the other is annoying whining girl who looks 12 or 40(depending on whether it’s the first or second game). So I would suggest for peter to just rock the single life until he retires from being Spider-Man. After all this is the better option for him as he a super hero with money troubles that rivals his emotion troubles, not mention with how hard marvel treats him, if he has no lover then there’s one less thing for them to use against him.
@@mercernova5347 tbf tho one randomly goes into military bases and gang zones, gets held at gunpoint, gets mad at you for saving her, and the other strung along and manipulated spider-man along for cash. Both aren’t really good tbh
@gameover9390 Bachelor life is the way. Yes at times it may get lonely, but you immediately have far more freedom and less stress. And with said freedom, it may take time but if you plan correctly and check your material and emotional wants and needs, you WILL find something good to fill the whole with. And if your friends are true friends you will have someone along the way.
Felicia getting turned off because the father of her child _isn’t_ a deadbeat dad is hilariously in character. And yet she can’t leave him alone, she’s only into one type of guy and that’s _“will this _*_blank_*_ get a rise out of spider?”_
“Did you just go through the five stages of grief in a few seconds?” “Yeah, it’s something that comes with the job.” “What? That doesn’t make any sense.” “Oh sense? You wanna talk about sense, how about we talk about all the nonsense in New York. Last week it was Galactus, Tuesday it was Thanos, then is was skrulls yesterday but nobody except me and like 5 other people knew about it. This job is a lot of stress, every day it’s just some other life ending disaster, so I’ve learned to process it by sprinting through the five stages so I can go and get shit done.”
Can't believe people still think that JMS is a good writer, then again, it was a bad idea from the start, cuz I'm with the editors on this one, Peter having unprotected sex with Gwen before she died still would've wrecked our image of him, so the idea should have just been to scrap it and come up With something a little less severe
1:17 Peter: How can anyone pay attention when life just throws cruel obstacles in our way?! As funny as that sounds, he’s not wrong, Truly an overlooked line…
Honestly, I don't blame Peter for going raw with Black Cat. She's one of Marvel's biggest thirst traps and at the end of the day, sometimes you put pleasure over pragmaticism.
"Peter Parker is too emotional" Going through all 5 stages of grief in a matter of seconds is the complete opposite of emotional. That's quick work, and frankly that's quite impressive
Felicia: "Hey you have a son that you missed years of time with and now I need you to pay $500 a month to support him." Peter: Gets emotional for less than a minute before deciding to make the mature decision and be a father. Felicia: "Ugh, such a man child"
Knocking up felicia was probably for best if its true. I mean sure peter is going to be fucked unless he can move to a cheaper area. The criminal will finally be off the streets after all.
What instances is she significantly older than Peter? There's the known one from Ultimate Universe but every other version I'm familiar of has them at around the same age. I don't think most cases is true.
depending of if this takes place berfore, during, or after the city never sleeps peter was just homeless and he lost his aunt. to realize he had a kid that he never knew about would be an emotional rollercoaster. surprisingly he was able to take responsibility very quickly. i also dont remember if her got may's house so he probably doesnt have that much money
B-h he said he was gonna be a part of your lives and demonstrated an EIQ of epic proportions (literal eff up aside); and you call that childish *and* turned down his offer? Him, the man of responsibilities? 🤧😤😮💨If that’s childish then I don’t want to be grown. 🤣
Bro he just got back from beating 9 dudes an infectious disease, and something else I forgot, and this is happening as he's trying to stop a bunch of gangs, how tf does she not get how he's emotional. 10/10 Would watch again.
Wait doesn't Felicia regulary steals things that is worth so much money Tony Stark would look broke by comparrison? Why the hell does she even need child support? Also Peter needs a DNA test before anything official because for all we know that can be Morbius's kid.
I see the point in the rest of your post but I don't think Felicia's family is rich. And I don't know of any instance where it appears to be the case other than in The Animated Series. From what I read, she didn't live well of the money her father brought it in and she grew up with a single mother since she was 13. It also doesn't seem to appear to be much information about her life before she got into college and later became the Black Cat.
She lied about the child in the game, so I like to think that she refused in here because she knew he would have learned the truth. Also, who asks Peter Parker for money? He is the first broke hero most people can think of, and this is years after Falcon stole John Walker's shield.
@@AmitCinematicUniversemakes no fucking sense when John Walker and Falcon have NOTHING to do with Isomniac Spider-Man. A stupid and meaningless reference
Felica leaving because she got uncomfortable with Peter wanting to step up as a dad instead of just coughing over money is pretty in line with her behavior in the comics Lmao
Seriously, asking Spider-Man for money is like asking the Kingpin for dieting tips.
💀
More like Bulking Tips
But don't say that to him or he'll hire you then fire you
😂
@@harryblocksah I know what kingpin your referencing lmao
Because of his *weight.*
“Did… did you just go through the 5 stages of grief in a matter of seconds?”
“With the way Marvel treats me, are you even surprised?”
Now I wish that was his response
He's had plenty of practice to trim the process down to it's most essential. He can now process and express his emotions even during life and death fights.
"Felica my parrents died my uncle died aunt may died gwen died everyone i know is the villain the marvel writers csnt just let me be happy for like 6 seconds. You dont think im not already misserable"
I like how Peter realizes in under a minute that he needs to be a man and take responsibility for his child and Felicia thinks THAT'S being a manchild.
Yep both in character to the end. Good job.
That's today's Marvel for you
@@TonyRedgrave-of9od No. Peter taking responsibility and Felicia not liking that has always been character.
@@theinsurance2450 Then it was the biggest mistake Peter had made in his life
@@TonyRedgrave-of9od No the biggest mistake he ever made was "One more day" story arc.
0:43 Denial
1:06 Anger
1:13 Bargaining
1:19 Depression
1:26 Acceptance
Knowing Spidey personal life, that seems a bit average.
Yeah he's just used to it
Truly cannon event.
It's normal for spidey😅😂
The daily life of being Marvel's favorite punching bag:
In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “The kid is not my son…”
"...and she said I am the one"
@@anyderrosek9272 “But the kid is not my son!” - Peter probably
Love that song
@@Axel-n5o Same 🙌🏽
'hee hee'- Peter Parker (probably)
Considering how much I see people getting charge for child support these days
Peter got it easy with only $500
It’s also proportional to how much you make. Peter isn’t wealthy. (I think around 300 is like the bare minimum don’t quote me tho.) she shoulda got Kingpin man that support check woulda been FAAAT
@@sierrajohnson717along with the dad
@@XenoSOL985 believe it or not, that's not fat. That's muscle. All of it
@@user-sp8sw7vt5khe talking about a check not about kingpin himself
@@user-sp8sw7vt5ktru dat. Try smacking kingpin, does it jiggle or hard like a diamond?
I don't know what's Felicia's problem is. She came out of nowhere, sprung one of the most world shaking news to Peter and man's managed to go through the stages in seconds and is ready to be a dad. That's a model man right there that I'm sure a lot of single moms would kill to have in their lives........ then again, knowing Marvel it's probably is for the best that Peter stays away from his kid.
Peter is poor tho
Even if he becomes not poor or rich, he will become poor again
69th like 😎
Single mom's don't care about that.
They just want money. Until they reach 35-40 when they realise the clock is ticking, and are finally READY to look for a good and Ernest man......just to play the (Not)Father and pay the bills anyway
WOMAN MOMENT
@@Ili-v4zParker industry's
I dont know whats more ridiculous, her expecting Pete to not be emotional or her expecting him to have money.
The only thing worse is him calling an atm an atm machine when the m stands for machine
@@PrimeRev1veralright Miles claim down, I’m pretty sure you’ve got a spot to catch.
@@xavierrivera3407he's too busy being captured by his doppelganger and his uncle from an alternate dimension.
@@PrimeRev1ver Deer god, this joke was made what....40 years ago? Impale him upon your antlers.
Why Felicia gotta make everything with sexual tension?
It's a tactic. Why do you think she got a kid now
It’s her character trait, just like Selina.
She just like me fr
She just like me fr
@@Jethammer117huh?
Damn the spidey Rizz actually gets him into paying for child service. Just another day of spider luck.
The consequences of unrestrained constant rizzing
When you know that in one comic Black Cat actually vomited after seeing Peter's face for the first time 💀
@@ImWhyMortalsCry he was underaged, it was just that
@@tarisoala9717 Ye but still imagine you get vomited at for being younger than expected
It's like "The worst she can say is no"
Her: *vomits*
@@ImWhyMortalsCryyeah because she was flirting with an underage Spidey and was disgusted at herself
Spider man went through all the fives stages in seconds is actually impressive
Edit okay I’m going to a random number 200 likes I will not look at it so
He has gone through so much so he is basically speedruning it at this point
Might as well be one of his powers at this point.
I'm your 200th like
God I wish this was in the game, she REALLY played with his emotions with the fake son bit
With Peter having the black suit next game, I doubt he going to put up with her shit
@@gameover9390 I really hope so. People have been saying MJ was so unlikeable that they hope Peter gets with black cat which is dumber than S.K.’s points on the game
@@mercernova5347 Black cat or MJ is the equivalent of a rock and hard place, one is sexy seducer who manipulates you and the other is annoying whining girl who looks 12 or 40(depending on whether it’s the first or second game). So I would suggest for peter to just rock the single life until he retires from being Spider-Man. After all this is the better option for him as he a super hero with money troubles that rivals his emotion troubles, not mention with how hard marvel treats him, if he has no lover then there’s one less thing for them to use against him.
@@mercernova5347 tbf tho one randomly goes into military bases and gang zones, gets held at gunpoint, gets mad at you for saving her, and the other strung along and manipulated spider-man along for cash. Both aren’t really good tbh
@gameover9390 Bachelor life is the way.
Yes at times it may get lonely, but you immediately have far more freedom and less stress. And with said freedom, it may take time but if you plan correctly and check your material and emotional wants and needs, you WILL find something good to fill the whole with.
And if your friends are true friends you will have someone along the way.
Peter going through the 5 stages of grief in a second is a daily thing
It’s self taught super power
Peter's reaction is completly understandable,he can barely take care of his own life,how the hell can he take care of someone's else?
Honestly to save time in his life, he should just speedrun the stages of grief.
Oh crap what up davey
Felicia getting turned off because the father of her child _isn’t_ a deadbeat dad is hilariously in character.
And yet she can’t leave him alone, she’s only into one type of guy and that’s _“will this _*_blank_*_ get a rise out of spider?”_
She didn't even tell him the kid's name🤣🤣🤣!
Tom, and she gave the kid her last name😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@gameover9390 If you cut that last part out it would be more funny
@@conman_yt7999 done
She named him Paul 😂
@@imaginaryking5276 Wait.... Paul?
Miles:Why do people say atm machine? The m stands for machine.
Peter B: actually the name atm is short word of auto transit money but they short it to call easy.
Given how many emotional crises Peter goes through, being able to fully grieve in less than a minute must be survival adaptation.
After all the shit Pete goes through in almost any run, being able to speedrun the 5 stages is deserved.
“Did you just go through the five stages of grief in a few seconds?”
“Yeah, it’s something that comes with the job.”
“What? That doesn’t make any sense.”
“Oh sense? You wanna talk about sense, how about we talk about all the nonsense in New York. Last week it was Galactus, Tuesday it was Thanos, then is was skrulls yesterday but nobody except me and like 5 other people knew about it. This job is a lot of stress, every day it’s just some other life ending disaster, so I’ve learned to process it by sprinting through the five stages so I can go and get shit done.”
marvel in a nutshell
"Why do people say ATM machine...the M stands for machine." -An exaggerated swagger of a black teen
500 bucks? the ad said three thousand
Felicia: Look again Spider. It there’s grand, for three kids, and you only had one. And for that, you get what you earn 500$.
That's a nice ad. Did your husband give it to you?
Felicia: Pay me child support, Peter.
Peter: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Now *this* is the Sins Past storyline done right.
Can't believe people still think that JMS is a good writer, then again, it was a bad idea from the start, cuz I'm with the editors on this one, Peter having unprotected sex with Gwen before she died still would've wrecked our image of him, so the idea should have just been to scrap it and come up With something a little less severe
1:17 Peter: How can anyone pay attention when life just throws cruel obstacles in our way?!
As funny as that sounds, he’s not wrong, Truly an overlooked line…
00:42 Denial
00:58 Anger
1:12 Bargaining
1:17 Grief
1:23 Acceptance
Spider Man is worse enemy, his scariest foe, paying child support
And his writers
oh yes, another day trying to forget that paul exists
And people in three piece suit
No his greatest enemy are relationships
@@gabrielradovangracabig2664We don't talk about Paul
Honestly, I don't blame Peter for going raw with Black Cat. She's one of Marvel's biggest thirst traps and at the end of the day, sometimes you put pleasure over pragmaticism.
It's strange his Spider-sence didn't tingle
@@Ili-v4zthe sex was so intense that it was ringing the whole time, he couldn’t tell the diffrence
@@-AirKat- sounds like she roofied him
Can’t blame him.
@@gameover9390now now her name isn't Talia al Ghul.
"Peter Parker is too emotional"
Going through all 5 stages of grief in a matter of seconds is the complete opposite of emotional. That's quick work, and frankly that's quite impressive
😮😢 hes got his eyes
Funny how in Spiderverse, Peter B has a daughter he regularly takes on missions
“Why do people say “ATM Machine”? The M stands for Machine”
"Too emotional" he just speedran through the 5 stages of depression, that's honestly the least emotional thing ever
To be fair tho, compared to how much child support makes most guys pay $500 a month was honestly really generous of Felicia.
That's great! If Peter just gives up housing and food, he can almost afford that!
Felicia: "Hey you have a son that you missed years of time with and now I need you to pay $500 a month to support him."
Peter: Gets emotional for less than a minute before deciding to make the mature decision and be a father.
Felicia: "Ugh, such a man child"
i am 100percent conviced that she is just scamming him
the m stands for machine
I feel like Insomniac Peter would be a good dad
I feel that would be the case for most Peter Parker adaptations.
Yo his voice of the female species was very accurate. I am impressed 🤯
As Miles from Spider-Man across the Spider Verse said:
"Why do they call it an ATM Machine? The M stand for machine."
"What does she think I am, an ATM machine?"
Miles:
0:9 "No, Spidey, I'm robbing you!"
Knocking up felicia was probably for best if its true. I mean sure peter is going to be fucked unless he can move to a cheaper area. The criminal will finally be off the streets after all.
Bro ain't paying no child support on a reporters salary 💀 spider man finna become China man to avoid that child support
Just wait til MJ finds out why Peter is sending $500 a month to Felicia.
Peter should ask for a paternity test before he hands her any cash
The next installment could be felicia trying to rob a place but peter is already there trying to make the money for child support
What does she think I am, an Automatic Teller Machine machine?
I mean... Felica in most cases is looking at a "young" Peter. She could be sent to jail for.
That would be a good way to get out of it.
What instances is she significantly older than Peter? There's the known one from Ultimate Universe but every other version I'm familiar of has them at around the same age. I don't think most cases is true.
Felicia is really going to ask the guy who can barely afford his rent for child support?
Considering how many girls Spider man had banged Im surprised that Spidey hasn’t had a son without knowing
2:03 Miles Morales would like to have a word.
5 stages of grief in seconds 😂😂
Blawg went through emotions and he’s a man child
1:09 the fact that this line actually makes sense 😭
The M in ATM stands for machine
Felicia will lucky if Peter’s able to pay 5 dollars a month
Miles: Why do u call ATM machine? "M" stands for machine! 😂😂
Pavitr Pravakar: hold your chai tea🍵
Glad to see the old big bold white subtitles back🥲
Your spider Pete
It’s normal for your mate to eat you after she’s done
In this case eat all your money
depending of if this takes place berfore, during, or after the city never sleeps peter was just homeless and he lost his aunt. to realize he had a kid that he never knew about would be an emotional rollercoaster. surprisingly he was able to take responsibility very quickly. i also dont remember if her got may's house so he probably doesnt have that much money
Why did Peter call it an atm machine? The m stands for machine
SPIDER-MAN!!
Black Cat:Did you just go 5 stages of grief in seconds?
Spidey:That's my everyday job.
UMMM HE STILL HAS THE RIGHT TO SEE HIS CHILD, SHE CAN'T REALLY TELL HIM HE CAN'T
At this point in the comics, how is black cat surprised that Spider-Man of all people went through the 5 stages of grief
spider man after web of shadows:
B-h he said he was gonna be a part of your lives and demonstrated an EIQ of epic proportions (literal eff up aside); and you call that childish *and* turned down his offer? Him, the man of responsibilities?
🤧😤😮💨If that’s childish then I don’t want to be grown. 🤣
That last line hit me, would've expected ATSV Miles to correct him at the end
Spidey: I AM THE STORM THAT IS ESCAPING AVOIDING PARENTAL OBLIGATIONS
Why can’t we ever have a story of Peter and Felicia ending up together happy, that doesn’t end with Cat dying.
Spiderman: shit it didn't work......maybe the writers will have me rob a bank? They've given me several villain origin stories at this point
That ending was peter parker's way of saying: "pff- silly falicia, I ain't paying you shit."
Spider-Man: no way paying child support
Bro he just got back from beating 9 dudes an infectious disease, and something else I forgot, and this is happening as he's trying to stop a bunch of gangs, how tf does she not get how he's emotional. 10/10 Would watch again.
Wait doesn't Felicia regulary steals things that is worth so much money Tony Stark would look broke by comparrison? Why the hell does she even need child support? Also Peter needs a DNA test before anything official because for all we know that can be Morbius's kid.
I see the point in the rest of your post but I don't think Felicia's family is rich. And I don't know of any instance where it appears to be the case other than in The Animated Series. From what I read, she didn't live well of the money her father brought it in and she grew up with a single mother since she was 13. It also doesn't seem to appear to be much information about her life before she got into college and later became the Black Cat.
@@themadtitan7603 ok fair point
"Why do people say atm machine? The m stands for machine"
He's Spider-Man!!! He doesn't have time to waste😅😅😅
"he's got my eyes 0_0"
1:09 the famous quote
Lol she expecting money from peter anyways guys wear protection stay safe
The ¨dear god¨ is a pretty good easter egg
She lied about the child in the game, so I like to think that she refused in here because she knew he would have learned the truth.
Also, who asks Peter Parker for money? He is the first broke hero most people can think of, and this is years after Falcon stole John Walker's shield.
This is NOT MCU Spider-Man.
This is Insomniac Spider-Man/Classic Spider-Man
@@spider-man500
Whatever. I referred to it from a meta point of view since in most continuities, Peter Parker is broke.
Wait black cat faked a son
@@privateuser3726
Yes. She lied about her son to make Peter help her.
@@AmitCinematicUniversemakes no fucking sense when John Walker and Falcon have NOTHING to do with Isomniac Spider-Man.
A stupid and meaningless reference
Felica leaving because she got uncomfortable with Peter wanting to step up as a dad instead of just coughing over money is pretty in line with her behavior in the comics Lmao
Its like Kermit's uncel kagi always said
"Witt great power, comes great big booty bitches"
Thanks UA-cam Recommendations, guess UA-cam for shadowing my future-
All I'm saying is demanding money from Spider-Man when the only thing he is eaten is ramen if he's lucky is a fool's errand on black cat part
This is one of your best work. Amazing and hella funny. Keep up the good work man
*Spider-Man: Going away from Home*
Peter got like the easiest chil support. I would not complain at all
2:04 the M in ATM stands for machine
At least in the game, spidey actually clap cheeks black cat
1:03 Halfway in.
"Always wear protection" man i hear this thing so often now
He's so broke😭
Black cat wants child support in a nutshell:
More of Peter's suffering
"Why do people always say ATM machine?"
She wouldn’t know he’s Peter cause “the mask stays on”.
“He’s got my eyes” LMAO
Funny I’m see this in my recommended after completing the DLC