So Bert makes up a fake story, tells jay he can use the fake story in first person, gets a following and becomes friends with joe Rogan, regrets telling jay he can use his fake story, then gets pissed at jay for telling his fake story, then uses his friendship with Rogan to bury jay and play the victim! I truly think the more well known Bert became the more nervous he got that Tracy Morgan was going to inevitably call bullshit on the entire story!
@@Bobby.B619i think it’s probably fake but in bert’s defense he knew tracy denied even ever smoking weed, wether it happened or not tracy would’ve denied it
The "you ain't never smoked sherm before?" detail is specifically taken from the movie Training Day. Bert saw that movie and took that part for his Tracy Morgan story.
@PortCityBalrog if it was fake I'm sure Tracey would have called it out as bullshit by now. I mean both Bert and Jay have made a lot of fucking hay of it.
@lincolnhirschi5969 I'm not sure if you can still find it but there was a response back in the day when the story really started making the rounds. Sounded like lawyer talk. "I have never met or done drugs with the person in question. I do not smoke PCP. I do not do drugs. " etc. etc. Something like that. Tracy was definitely a wild man back in the day but I think he got messed up pretty bad in that car wreck and it changed him.
My favorite Bert story is when he thought it would be required for him to have sex with a group of black men if he went to some party at Will Smith's house. And he still went.
@@jamesgatz5301exactly Bert is the incarnation of the movie Inception, so many levels of lying. Well Inception was funnier than anything Bert comes up with.
@@jamesgatz5301I was gonna say, whether or not he stole it, Jay told it waaaaay better lol Not just the impersonation either. I don't even think Jay's some great comic or something but, it shows the difference between even an average comedian delivering a joke vs.... Bert.
I really think Bert made the story up to begin with . Tracey Morgan who is rich and famous starts fights at restaurants just to get out of a bill ???? ….and was smoking PCP and gave it to someone who didn’t know just like Wayne Brady in the Dave Chapelle show….. and Bert been know to lie
The way Burt always immediately says “I doubt Tracy will remember this” makes me think he made the whole thing up in the 1st place or at least greatly exaggerated reality.
Clearly Bert lied about the whole thing and that's why he didn't feel comfortable telling it himself. That's why he changed the PCP detail. He realized it wasn't believable that Tracy would do that, and Tracy might even be pissed for being falsely accused. So he let someone else use the story in a way to alleviate his conscience. And it blew up, so he got scared it would catch up to him. Like literally Bert started a fire and immediately tried to put it out then told his friend to start a fire so when people saw the burns they wouldn't blame Bert. He's so insane and insecure.
And Bert is always namedropping, he is the most insecure dude in that business, and too dumb too see when he's ff-ing up. In my eyes he is a big child.
"No, yeah *we* were buddies. We partied hard." This guy did say he cried thinking about himself dying and his only hope is that when he does, anyone, anywhere thinks of him when there also partying. This guy never had a real friend in his life.
“Jay & me both borrowed each other’s material” Bert was 100% fine with it, he encouraged Jay to use it & gave his blessing, only after the fact he decided he didn’t like it. Common Bert L
Hell if I know but seems like Bert is easily railroaded, taken advantage of. It's odd that a comedian would take that, say it happened to someone else then pretend it happened to him.
@@Chalk89 if you listen to the interviews beforehand Bert is very clear about the bit he said he hated doing it because he couldn’t do a good Tracy impression It’s only after he saw Jay kill with it he got regret and pretended it was stolen when he’s on record saying how he pressed Jay into taking it
Burt clearly made up the story and tried to get out of telling it on stage by suggesting Jay do it. That way, he could always play dumb if he ran into Tracey, while being part of another legendary - in every sense of the word - story. When Jay told the story on radio, Burt was hurt because he realized he needs the ego boost that comes with it. Plus, plenty of time has passed since the alleged incident. So even if he meets Tracey he can just lie that Tracey probably forgot, a lie he already planted on other podcasts for cover. And don't forget the "maybe it was PCP, maybe it was weed" - another lie so he can get out of it if Tracey claimed he definitely never touched PCP in his life. What a Burtened existence this guy has.
He probably assumed Tracey smokes weed because he's black. If you notice the pause he makes after saying he hung out with a lot of black comedians, because... I think he wanted to say because they di drugs or smoke weed but realized how bad it would sound. Luckily, Joe rescued him.
@@Level3FlexOffender ah, thanks. Weird that I can't find the comment on the video now (only in reply notifications). Bert's team must be working hard to do damage control.
Bert's had a rough month - Bomb of a film, manager sabotaging business relationships, Ari exposing Bert's main character syndrome at Normands Bachelor party, and now 2lazy2try with the final burial.
The fact Bert has a comedy career is one of lifes biggest mysteries to me. He is the cringiest human Ive ever seen. His laugh should be played as a torture technique in terrorists prisons. His 15 min of fame cant end soon enough for me.
Man as someone who is just the right age and demographic to have watched a lot of this content and witnessed these stories as they happened 10-12 years ago I really appreciate your videos. It's like going down memory lane. It's awesome to see your channel blowing up and improving. I appreciate the work you put into these. 2lazy my ass.
What really happened is, Bert was afraid to make a made up story widely known. He saw there were no repercussions, and now constantly makes stories up. The end
Bert did some BS and is playing victim. You can't give someone material, then suggest it was under duress because you are so innocent and nice and a good friend. Please, Bert. You're grown as hell.
The entertainment industry is brutal. Some people have to get walked on to make a name for themselves. Drake intimidated The Weeknd into giving him his own song. But would Bert be here if that dude didn’t steal his jokes?… Who knows
@@awesomebeast7509 he definitely got tricked into giving Jay the joke. That said its bert and its likely a completely made up story. But yeah Jay stole his bit clear as day. A good friend or mentor would have taught him how to tell the story. Whore
Bert is on tape saying they both used each others material, he’s even said how he encouraged Jay to use it & when Jay told him he’s changing the perspective of the story Bert gave his blessing, Bert is insufferable victim because he’s an alcoholic
I’d never buy a ticket to hear him squeal-laugh through a microphone, but there are tens of thousands of people who do. For all his alcoholism, fatness, and dog buggery the man knows how to promote himself to *his* audience. You don’t sell out arenas all over the world through 95% luck.
It's at least 99% bro... It amazes me anybody finds this lying buffoon funny.. I've met a 100 Berts in bars fat lying loud mouths and I hated all them as well.
I really think Bert made the story up to begin with . Tracey Morgan who is rich and famous starts fights at restaurants just to get out of a bill ???? ….and was smoking PCP and gave it to someone who didn’t know just like Wayne Brady in the Dave Chapelle show….. and Bert been know to lie
the crazy thing is I would bet you anything Burt completely just made the story up on the random one day while half drunk and now it's literally a part of his life that he can't live down except he's managed to put the blame of the nonsense on someone else instead of the fact that it never even happened at all 😂
I’m almost positive he go that pcp part from the Dave Chappelle Wayne Brady training day skit. Literally wayne goes dave I didn’t know you like to get wet. That’s pcp angel dust. And gives him pcp without telling him.
Bro you are a good content creator i can tell this is literally how you are as a person. No extra stuff just you being you. The world needs more of that. I come here and relate bro thankyou for putting time and effort into your videos
Jay and Bert, what an unbeatable comedy duo. Giants, just giants. Either way, it wasn't stealing. Jay made it listenable. Rogan acts like he is this anti-bully, but he is really a mean-girl.
You should have also talked about how Tracy said the story was completely made up in the first place, and that he doesn't even remember ever interacting with Bert lol. He also said he was hurt by Jay telling the false story because they were actually friends.
Bert has said publicly that he GAVE the joke to Jay Mohr to use in his touring act. Jay told the bit on Opie & Anthony and it was hilarious. Bert got jealous because it was a hit and then started telling everybody that Jay stole his joke. Bert is a punk.
Gotta remember, Mohr also had a beef with Redban about not helping him start his podcast enough, so I'm sure Joe has his own issues with Mohr. Sorry for the double post - the edit won't work.
kriesher is so authentic and his comedy so masterful that i can't help but vomit whenever i accidently get exposed to him or his thoughts about anything.
As simple pedestrians our brains can't handle the higher dimension of thought. Nausea and suicidality are expected symptoms of exposure to this breed of modern Comedian.
@@PeterTeal77 alas, we are mere civilians. We cannot grasp the deep, dark recesses of a masterful comedic mind like Bert’s. He finds us shallow and pedantic.
Bert is so freaking weird. I notice that fact in some way in every single interview he does. like how he panicked a little when mentioning black comics 12:35 … dude you don't need an excuse to be around black people.. I hate Bert the same reason I didn't like Brandon. Not only cause theyre both so extremely bad at what they do despite assuming they're good. But because Bert will self- depicricate himself specifically to get the person he's talking to compliment him or say "no, Bert youre doing great". I can't stand Bert cause he's so freaking fake. Like I understand how an actor can be ingenuine because after years of playing different characters, the acting, riches & fame can cause them to be stuck in their own ego as a character... But Bert is just a stand up comic, he doesn't need to pretend to be anything yet he gets a kick out of playing this shy, bashful, nice guy just so he can fish for compliments and make people think he's finally opening up when he's saying stupid stuff or taking his shirt off, even tho in reality we're just watching a grown man with serious image issues get drunk enough to be his stupid self absorbed self. Bert literally gets excited to see celebrities he doesn't even know, just so he can tell an actually talented person how special he is... Bert makes me wonder why the hell we keep giving fame to these type of people
Damn, 2l2t, you're like a forensic scientist for comedy. Much needed, with so much weirdness and ambiguity in this crazy comedy world. Love your channel. Completely get why your channel is blowing up.
Dude idk why but i just love the way you talk in these videos. Its like one super long run on sentence but it sounds just like how a friend would tell me a story so i love that and never change
If Bert had a handful of crazy hard to believe stories it’s one thing, but he’s got a million of them. He said he knew two people who didn’t have tongues, the machine story, etc. Also he has to qualify these stories with “Tracy wouldn’t remember”, “so and so would deny it if you brought it up”, “this is 100% true”.
I love this channel. I know all of these stories because I'm a podcast vet but it makes it really simple to send this to friends instead of trying to explain it all.
Jay treating Bert like an employee is valid. Because it's a business. Joe didn't bully his friends that's true. Joe and his "death squad " of comedians bullied everyone who weren't his friends.
To be fair, I found the mohr story, which lead me to Bart, which lead me to Joe rogaine. If it wasn't for this story I never would have my parasocial relationship with any of these guys. Tim & Christiania, Theo, Joey. All because of Jay Moars!
The existential dread I feel looking at the combo of that totally underwhelming TV dinner and your kitchen is pretty on-brand. It's like the episode of True Detective where Woody Harrelson is eating the TV dinner and he and Matthew McConaughey are describing how empty their lives are in their middle age.
Buddy. Your content is so good. Format is great. I watch all your videos - and as much as I love the dirt on a few podcasters - I just have to recommend maybe expanding the content you cover, outside of podcasters. I honestly don't care what it is, whatever you are interested in, but I really feel like you'd be surprised the growth you'd see if you hit another topic or 2 that you were also into - as good as your stuff is I can't help but think you're limiting yourself. Thanks for staying active I love your channel.
I was a teenager watching all this old d old original joe rogan stuff. I remember thinking how crazy it was when episode 300 came out. I started watching JRE because my close friend, who died when we were 16, use to love watching his ranting videos on his website and all the pre podcast stuff. I miss these days, things are very very different now. Will still always love Joe though
When Joe dislikes you “you stole a bit” when Togan likes you “Brendan needs a handler”. F that guy and the hacks he allowed to move up in comedy bc they were his friends
Who would've thought the George Costanza dude that made videos on O&A would eventually be getting millions of views and legit sponsorship deals, it's a beautiful thing to see
The more I find out about celebrities the more I can't stand them. If I was a star of ANY kind. Musician, actor, comedian, sports star. I would never have any social media or do interviews for anything.
Man this has became my favorite channel. I look forward to watching your videos everytime I get a notification. Congrats on getting advertiser's and make that money,you deserve it man
I subscribed to this channel before, and unsubscribed again. Because I couldn't let myself indulge in all the drama. But I had to give in and subscribe again, you're good at this drama journalism!
Just getting into the video, I hope he gets into Jay literally slapping Burnt (twice if I remember correctly). 2Lazy2finish the video before commenting
The bottom line is, it needed to be Jay who told the story. Had it been Bert it would have been some nothing bit no one would've remembered.. The impression is what made the bit fantastic. I heard it first on OandA (on YT) and as far as Im concerned the right thing happened in the name of funny, and itll always belong to JAY MOHRZZ. I think Patrice would agree.
i'm pretty sure 99% of jokes/stories comedians tell are heavily embellished if not totally made up. i don't think most fans really care, we just want to be entertained. if anything both of these guys owe tracy something for the funny story.
Imagine being a comic that’s beefing with another comment on a story that more than likely is made up that also will only generate a 4 second chuckle from a crowd. Wild.
We all know that feeling Bert got hearing Jay tell the story as if it was his own. Just that feeling of "Why would he do that to me?" Palpable betrayal.
The sad truth is that while jay comes off as a sociopath bully. He is the only funny one involved in this disagreement. His nice guy Eddie impression is one of my favorite things on earth.
Jay Mohr is married to the owner of the LA Lakers. So. He won. Also Jay was pretty famous he was in a movie with Tom Cruise but he was doing a lot of drugs and was a douche. But now he’s cleaned up and seems to be a normal dude. And he will always be funnier than Bert.
Did he though ? She is like 61 and who knows what drama she has. The dude lives because she gives him money. It's cool when you are young, "this b pays me" but Jay is like 55 himself. Idk. I guess if you compare him with other 55 years old that have it worse, sure. He is a winner.
@johnviera3884 I don't think he cons people, and he is a serial liar on podcasts and so on for drama, I don't know he really lies in personal relationships, but I don't like him either, idk why.
I honestly feel like Bert made the whole story up(kinda goes without saying it’s Bert) but then the bad part is I believe he told jay he could do the story and either flat out lied or exaggerated to joe. Joe has a major problem with joke theft so he got pissed and wanted to bring it up. Now because Bert either flat out lied or over exaggerated he wasn’t comfortable with it which is why he was hesitant and kept adding caveats to make jay not look so bad.
You CANT give someone a joke and then say “But you gotta tell it like this ….” Bert should’ve never given the friend “rights”. + Jay’s version is way fkn better “we were punching cars”….
I did feel genuinely bad when Bert told the story about being slapped by Jay multiple times. He sounded genuinely sad and upset when saying what happened.
Bert my man but he was wrong here. Please note i don't think this was intentional just diarrhea of the mouth. Still he gave Jay the story, had buyer's remorse, then took the story back. And this was right when the biggest comedian in the world was canceled for stealing which Jay worried about
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So Bert makes up a fake story, tells jay he can use the fake story in first person, gets a following and becomes friends with joe Rogan, regrets telling jay he can use his fake story, then gets pissed at jay for telling his fake story, then uses his friendship with Rogan to bury jay and play the victim! I truly think the more well known Bert became the more nervous he got that Tracy Morgan was going to inevitably call bullshit on the entire story!
I think I agree with you Paul!
Spot on he’s terrified Tracy will call him out on his fake story
In all fairness, it does seem like something Tracy Morgan would do to get out of a check.
@@ignatiusjackson235lmao
@@Bobby.B619i think it’s probably fake but in bert’s defense he knew tracy denied even ever smoking weed, wether it happened or not tracy would’ve denied it
Dang. I was kind of on Jay's side until I got to the part where Jay was slapping Bert multiple times. Now I'm definitely on Jay's side.
Jay took is wife’s last name when they got married. I wouldn’t be shocked. For once, I believe Bart.
I've wanted to do the same thing to bert plenty of times I'm kinda ok with it
@@therealwilfreddierkes9980i believe Bart too. Barts a cool guy. Love me some Bart
@@therealwilfreddierkes9980ok, but I still like him for slapping the shit outta Burt
I don't see the problem. Bert needs his ass beat
The "you ain't never smoked sherm before?" detail is specifically taken from the movie Training Day. Bert saw that movie and took that part for his Tracy Morgan story.
Your right on the nose. Thats what makes this even worse is how obviously fake this story is....
THIS!!!! 100%
Dave, you are too uptight. Here, smoke this.
Actually it's from Friday
@PortCityBalrog if it was fake I'm sure Tracey would have called it out as bullshit by now. I mean both Bert and Jay have made a lot of fucking hay of it.
Bert saying multiple times that Tracy probably doesn't remember the story is such a dead giveaway that the story is made up
"The guy from Creed will not admit it, but I kicked him outta my band!" Bert stinks and lies about everything.
@@1EY3King 😂😂🤣
The (fake) story isn't funny or interesting enough to cause this much controversy
@lincolnhirschi5969 I'm not sure if you can still find it but there was a response back in the day when the story really started making the rounds. Sounded like lawyer talk. "I have never met or done drugs with the person in question. I do not smoke PCP. I do not do drugs. " etc. etc. Something like that. Tracy was definitely a wild man back in the day but I think he got messed up pretty bad in that car wreck and it changed him.
@@1EY3King Actually it was Tracy but Bert confused him to some random black guy thinking that was Tracy.
My favorite Bert story is when he thought it would be required for him to have sex with a group of black men if he went to some party at Will Smith's house. And he still went.
is that when they turned out to be classic legendary rappers?
Oh my god I can’t catch my breath this man needs to be studied 😂😂😂😂
I might feel different about Jay’s version of events if I didn’t 100% believe Bert completely made up that story in the first place.
Like it happened to Bert not Jay…except it didn’t happen at all. Bert made up a joke, gave it to Jay, and then got mad when it worked for Jay.
@@jamesgatz5301exactly Bert is the incarnation of the movie Inception, so many levels of lying. Well Inception was funnier than anything Bert comes up with.
@@jamesgatz5301I was gonna say, whether or not he stole it, Jay told it waaaaay better lol Not just the impersonation either. I don't even think Jay's some great comic or something but, it shows the difference between even an average comedian delivering a joke vs.... Bert.
I really think Bert made the story up to begin with . Tracey Morgan who is rich and famous starts fights at restaurants just to get out of a bill ???? ….and was smoking PCP and gave it to someone who didn’t know just like Wayne Brady in the Dave Chapelle show….. and Bert been know to lie
@@jamesgatz5301 JAYS impression is perfect for the joke. Bert aint bad but this story feels way off.
The way Burt always immediately says “I doubt Tracy will remember this” makes me think he made the whole thing up in the 1st place or at least greatly exaggerated reality.
Oh yeah this absolutely didn’t happen to anybody
Clearly Bert lied about the whole thing and that's why he didn't feel comfortable telling it himself. That's why he changed the PCP detail. He realized it wasn't believable that Tracy would do that, and Tracy might even be pissed for being falsely accused. So he let someone else use the story in a way to alleviate his conscience. And it blew up, so he got scared it would catch up to him. Like literally Bert started a fire and immediately tried to put it out then told his friend to start a fire so when people saw the burns they wouldn't blame Bert. He's so insane and insecure.
You are spitting. Exactly exactly 10000000%
And Bert is always namedropping, he is the most insecure dude in that business, and too dumb too see when he's ff-ing up. In my eyes he is a big child.
Man I don't think he LITERALLY started a fire.
"No, yeah *we* were buddies. We partied hard." This guy did say he cried thinking about himself dying and his only hope is that when he does, anyone, anywhere thinks of him when there also partying. This guy never had a real friend in his life.
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Whenever Bert goes “this is a true story”, my eyes instinctively roll. It’s a total motor reflex…completely out of my control…
The irony of Bert calling someone a sociopath
narcists is different than a sociopath.
“Jay & me both borrowed each other’s material”
Bert was 100% fine with it, he encouraged Jay to use it & gave his blessing, only after the fact he decided he didn’t like it.
Common Bert L
Hell if I know but seems like Bert is easily railroaded, taken advantage of. It's odd that a comedian would take that, say it happened to someone else then pretend it happened to him.
@@Chalk89 if you listen to the interviews beforehand Bert is very clear about the bit he said he hated doing it because he couldn’t do a good Tracy impression
It’s only after he saw Jay kill with it he got regret and pretended it was stolen when he’s on record saying how he pressed Jay into taking it
Yes, 'hey Jay, you can tell my story...' not 'hey Jay, you can pretend that story happened to you,' is probably what set it off.@@famalam943
Burt clearly made up the story and tried to get out of telling it on stage by suggesting Jay do it.
That way, he could always play dumb if he ran into Tracey, while being part of another legendary - in every sense of the word - story.
When Jay told the story on radio, Burt was hurt because he realized he needs the ego boost that comes with it. Plus, plenty of time has passed since the alleged incident.
So even if he meets Tracey he can just lie that Tracey probably forgot, a lie he already planted on other podcasts for cover. And don't forget the "maybe it was PCP, maybe it was weed" - another lie so he can get out of it if Tracey claimed he definitely never touched PCP in his life.
What a Burtened existence this guy has.
He probably assumed Tracey smokes weed because he's black. If you notice the pause he makes after saying he hung out with a lot of black comedians, because...
I think he wanted to say because they di drugs or smoke weed but realized how bad it would sound. Luckily, Joe rescued him.
“I don’t know Tracy Morgan I never met the guy. I met him once” nice slip up Bert.
"I never met the guy. I met him once"
Timestamp?
Not that I don't believe you.
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@@Level3FlexOffender ah, thanks.
Weird that I can't find the comment on the video now (only in reply notifications).
Bert's team must be working hard to do damage control.
Bert's had a rough month - Bomb of a film, manager sabotaging business relationships, Ari exposing Bert's main character syndrome at Normands Bachelor party, and now 2lazy2try with the final burial.
hey man where did you hear about ths ari exposing bert from the bachelor party? Any channel i can find the video with the gossip :)))
what about Ari and Normand now?
was that on we might be drunk pod?
@@cameron3507 YMH Clips. It's when Tom had him on 2 Bears 1 Cave last week
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The fact Bert has a comedy career is one of lifes biggest mysteries to me. He is the cringiest human Ive ever seen. His laugh should be played as a torture technique in terrorists prisons. His 15 min of fame cant end soon enough for me.
yeah thank tom segura for that. I have no fucking idea why people think he's funny.
Tom is obviously the most generous comic on the planet. I think he’s a top 5 best working comics for the last 5 years.
I don't like his comedy for the same reason I don't like Kevin Hart's comedy. It's just loud and outrageous.
@@phanatic215 Hart coasts on being likable. It’s inoffensive, Jay Leno humour.
Cause rogan is loaded and has a terrible sense of humour.
He launched all these loser's careers.
Man as someone who is just the right age and demographic to have watched a lot of this content and witnessed these stories as they happened 10-12 years ago I really appreciate your videos. It's like going down memory lane. It's awesome to see your channel blowing up and improving. I appreciate the work you put into these. 2lazy my ass.
Bro this is just a lazy drama channel
@@BorisBidjanSaberi11jfc just let the guy express appreciation and enjoy going down memory lane
@@BorisBidjanSaberi11channel is literally called 2lazy2try lmao
Thefight and the kid subreddit writes his scripts
Facts man. I completely forgot this happened until I watched this video.
What really happened is, Bert was afraid to make a made up story widely known. He saw there were no repercussions, and now constantly makes stories up. The end
Bert’s version though says he ‘thought’ he was on PCP but probably wasn’t, whereas Jay throws Tracy under the bus.
Bert did some BS and is playing victim. You can't give someone material, then suggest it was under duress because you are so innocent and nice and a good friend. Please, Bert. You're grown as hell.
The entertainment industry is brutal. Some people have to get walked on to make a name for themselves. Drake intimidated The Weeknd into giving him his own song. But would Bert be here if that dude didn’t steal his jokes?… Who knows
@@awesomebeast7509 he definitely got tricked into giving Jay the joke. That said its bert and its likely a completely made up story. But yeah Jay stole his bit clear as day. A good friend or mentor would have taught him how to tell the story. Whore
Exactly 💯💯💯
Bert is on tape saying they both used each others material, he’s even said how he encouraged Jay to use it & when Jay told him he’s changing the perspective of the story Bert gave his blessing,
Bert is insufferable victim because he’s an alcoholic
@@awesomebeast7509 who tf would get intimidated by Drake?! 😂
If Joe was instigating the situation that hard ON the podcast, I could only imagine how hard he was instigating it OFF the podcast.
Bert is the walking definition of being in the right place at the right time. He's insufferable 95% of the time tho.
I’d never buy a ticket to hear him squeal-laugh through a microphone, but there are tens of thousands of people who do. For all his alcoholism, fatness, and dog buggery the man knows how to promote himself to *his* audience. You don’t sell out arenas all over the world through 95% luck.
It's at least 99% bro... It amazes me anybody finds this lying buffoon funny.. I've met a 100 Berts in bars fat lying loud mouths and I hated all them as well.
@@conaldeugenepeterson2147god damn right
He's an opportunist
He does hit that 5% well. 😂
The most important line here is when Burt says
"Tracey probably doesn't even remember it"
He doesn't remember it because it didn't happen.
Big fax 😂
This is the one time I actually believe Bert, because only he can make up such an outlandishly fake story and think people would believe it
he says he grew up with 2 guys without tongues.... he thinks thats a believable story?
ya no one smokes drugs and gets into fights.... thats INSANE
aye this is brian callen level
I really think Bert made the story up to begin with . Tracey Morgan who is rich and famous starts fights at restaurants just to get out of a bill ???? ….and was smoking PCP and gave it to someone who didn’t know just like Wayne Brady in the Dave Chapelle show….. and Bert been know to lie
Interesting, then it being a lie would be the real reason why he was initially resistant to telling the story on stage. Very plausible.
Jays rendition of the story was like 10x funnier
the crazy thing is I would bet you anything Burt completely just made the story up on the random one day while half drunk and now it's literally a part of his life that he can't live down except he's managed to put the blame of the nonsense on someone else instead of the fact that it never even happened at all 😂
I’m almost positive that Tracy said it never happened and he’s never even met Bert
Tracy did say it never happened. But that's to be expected here.
It’s utter bullshit story for sure.
When someone starts a story with, "This is a true story," I tend to have my doubts.
I’m almost positive he go that pcp part from the Dave Chappelle Wayne Brady training day skit. Literally wayne goes dave I didn’t know you like to get wet. That’s pcp angel dust. And gives him pcp without telling him.
Bro you are a good content creator i can tell this is literally how you are as a person. No extra stuff just you being you. The world needs more of that. I come here and relate bro thankyou for putting time and effort into your videos
it’s really impossible to know how he really is as a person from just watching these videos.
@@LinksQuestResearchppl just be saying stupid shit like that because some UA-camrs just seem sooo chill...😂
@@PortCityBalrogLol people say stuff like that and then a few years later the UA-camr gets exposed for grooming like 20+ kids
42 minutes? This must have a lot of footage, no way would 2lazy put that much work in a video 😂
Wish I had this time back honestly
Why is Patrice O’Neal picture shown instead of Tracy Morgan 5:30 😂
Man you're killing it brother! 110k!? Sponsors!? Good job! I've been watching since you had hardly any subs. I'm glad for you bro! 👍
Amen, he's producing good content.
11 hours ago and it almost has 700 comments...
Maybe in 10 years from now you somebody can make a 4 hour version of this video with even more people telling this story on podcasts over and over
Jay and Bert, what an unbeatable comedy duo. Giants, just giants. Either way, it wasn't stealing. Jay made it listenable. Rogan acts like he is this anti-bully, but he is really a mean-girl.
@@d.c.1059It’s harder to believe that Tim is gay than Rogan.
@@d.c.1059 Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" is about Joe Rogan.
Good point. I think people don't talk about the world of difference between writing vs delivering jokes enough
dude, you are so on point with this comment.
It’s not stealing but it’s still really weird he told it from his perspective on a podcast
the most unbelievable part of this story is that Tracy denies doing drugs.
I love how Jay has managed to make it look like he has had a career for this long.
Hallmark movies pay the bills.
Who the fuck is Jay
That's the real story. 😂
Jay mohr just got married to JEANIE BUSS that nigga got acces to Laker money
@@jackmehoff1864 Yeah, Paulie was the big one for me as a kid.
Bert makes up a story, Jay retells it, making it even faker and now there's a rift between two hacks.
its just material, real or not it makes it funnier if they say its real. its no different than writing skits
You should have also talked about how Tracy said the story was completely made up in the first place, and that he doesn't even remember ever interacting with Bert lol. He also said he was hurt by Jay telling the false story because they were actually friends.
How would someone find this story for themselves?
I can't find it anywhere.
Bc this shit never happened
@@filho4437 it was on Howard Stern but it’s hard to find those videos now. but they used to be on UA-cam.
How is the video 42 minutes long and this shit doesn’t come up. Dude is a chatterbox 😂
Bert has said publicly that he GAVE the joke to Jay Mohr to use in his touring act.
Jay told the bit on Opie & Anthony and it was hilarious. Bert got jealous because it was a hit and then started telling everybody that Jay stole his joke. Bert is a punk.
Gotta remember, Mohr also had a beef with Redban about not helping him start his podcast enough, so I'm sure Joe has his own issues with Mohr. Sorry for the double post - the edit won't work.
Here's the difference between Bert & Jay. . . Jay is actually funny.
So he uses berts joke 😂 on the house I mean Bert wit the big house
bert could never tell that story like mohr
kriesher is so authentic and his comedy so masterful that i can't help but vomit whenever i accidently get exposed to him or his thoughts about anything.
As simple pedestrians our brains can't handle the higher dimension of thought. Nausea and suicidality are expected symptoms of exposure to this breed of modern Comedian.
@@PeterTeal77 alas, we are mere civilians. We cannot grasp the deep, dark recesses of a masterful comedic mind like Bert’s. He finds us shallow and pedantic.
Bert is so freaking weird. I notice that fact in some way in every single interview he does. like how he panicked a little when mentioning black comics 12:35 … dude you don't need an excuse to be around black people.. I hate Bert the same reason I didn't like Brandon. Not only cause theyre both so extremely bad at what they do despite assuming they're good. But because Bert will self- depicricate himself specifically to get the person he's talking to compliment him or say "no, Bert youre doing great". I can't stand Bert cause he's so freaking fake. Like I understand how an actor can be ingenuine because after years of playing different characters, the acting, riches & fame can cause them to be stuck in their own ego as a character... But Bert is just a stand up comic, he doesn't need to pretend to be anything yet he gets a kick out of playing this shy, bashful, nice guy just so he can fish for compliments and make people think he's finally opening up when he's saying stupid stuff or taking his shirt off, even tho in reality we're just watching a grown man with serious image issues get drunk enough to be his stupid self absorbed self. Bert literally gets excited to see celebrities he doesn't even know, just so he can tell an actually talented person how special he is... Bert makes me wonder why the hell we keep giving fame to these type of people
The story is funnier from Mohr. Real or not lol
Damn, 2l2t, you're like a forensic scientist for comedy. Much needed, with so much weirdness and ambiguity in this crazy comedy world. Love your channel. Completely get why your channel is blowing up.
Yeah that's why he has a photo of Patrice O'Neal while playing a clip regarding Tracy Morgan........
@@Kelly-nt2rqlmao I assumed it was a picture of Patrice because he was a huge part of O&A. But now I'm not so sure.....
Dude idk why but i just love the way you talk in these videos. Its like one super long run on sentence but it sounds just like how a friend would tell me a story so i love that and never change
25:04 joe is so annoying about Jay telling Burt's fake made up story literally bullying Burt into being mad about it
Yup bc he himself hates Jay
I love getting my daily dose of idiot drama from George
bro thats Art Van DeLay :)
I thought it was George Steinbrenner
To be fair, If I was Tracey Morgan Id say it never happened and that I never met Bert in my life
If Bert had a handful of crazy hard to believe stories it’s one thing, but he’s got a million of them. He said he knew two people who didn’t have tongues, the machine story, etc.
Also he has to qualify these stories with “Tracy wouldn’t remember”, “so and so would deny it if you brought it up”, “this is 100% true”.
I love this channel. I know all of these stories because I'm a podcast vet but it makes it really simple to send this to friends instead of trying to explain it all.
I bet your friends are like; "awesome another 45 minute video thanks" lol
I must admit, Jay does a great Tracy impression.
not as good as Alec Baldwin
Jay treating Bert like an employee is valid. Because it's a business. Joe didn't bully his friends that's true. Joe and his "death squad " of comedians bullied everyone who weren't his friends.
and Joe was never as big in comedy as Jay was either. He got lucky with Fear Factor and then RedBan creating the podcast for him
Absolutely no one gives a single fuck about Jay Mohr.
Jay should have kept slapping him till he was braindead....
To be fair, I found the mohr story, which lead me to Bart, which lead me to Joe rogaine. If it wasn't for this story I never would have my parasocial relationship with any of these guys. Tim & Christiania, Theo, Joey. All because of Jay Moars!
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The existential dread I feel looking at the combo of that totally underwhelming TV dinner and your kitchen is pretty on-brand. It's like the episode of True Detective where Woody Harrelson is eating the TV dinner and he and Matthew McConaughey are describing how empty their lives are in their middle age.
I think they're trying to make it seem "real." It looks like Bachelor Chow. If you're at this point, learn to cook some basic meals ffs...
@@williamneuzil7403fr the meal was just chicken and rice, cheap and one of the easiest things to make
That's funny can I use that story?
Fuckin lmaoooooo
@@Dmnthygtshlds2 You can use these nuts, because I'm gay, and Chinese
Lmfao the still picture on the side as if you are reacting (on camera) is HILARIOUS
The thing is, Bert admitted he gave the “totally real story” to Jay. Then later got butthurt when it was successful.
The visual of Bert being abused and the weepy retelling of it makes me warm inside
That’s because you have issues
@@accidentalmadness1708 Lmao
Oooooh this is gonna be a good one! Thanks for the long upload, 2lazy.
5:30 - The black guy in the middle picture is Patrice O’Neal, not Tracy Morgan.
Buddy. Your content is so good. Format is great. I watch all your videos - and as much as I love the dirt on a few podcasters - I just have to recommend maybe expanding the content you cover, outside of podcasters. I honestly don't care what it is, whatever you are interested in, but I really feel like you'd be surprised the growth you'd see if you hit another topic or 2 that you were also into - as good as your stuff is I can't help but think you're limiting yourself. Thanks for staying active I love your channel.
Nah, I think he’s found a nice niche where he can thrive. RedBar is killing it and he just covers this petty type of content a lot.
Ngl this dudes kinda a professional hater....but i also vehemently dislike the same people so it's Gucci I guess
I was a teenager watching all this old d old original joe rogan stuff. I remember thinking how crazy it was when episode 300 came out. I started watching JRE because my close friend, who died when we were 16, use to love watching his ranting videos on his website and all the pre podcast stuff. I miss these days, things are very very different now. Will still always love Joe though
watching lazy trying to make a microwave dinner with one hand was way more entertaining than any of Bert's stories
That's a hundred dollar a month meal kit dinner
The delivery on the sponsorship made me crack up. The most monotone, unusually flat delivery...it was great.
Love these longer videos! Hope to see more in the future!
They are good, aren’t they ❤
When Joe dislikes you “you stole a bit” when Togan likes you “Brendan needs a handler”. F that guy and the hacks he allowed to move up in comedy bc they were his friends
Who would've thought the George Costanza dude that made videos on O&A would eventually be getting millions of views and legit sponsorship deals, it's a beautiful thing to see
“It’s weird to say something when it didn’t happen to you.” Lol this is what 95% of what stand-up comedians do.
It’s crazy how this channel, with less subscribers, gets more views than The Fighter and The Kid
@@robyee3325 possibly, I enjoy listening to Sam Tripoli and Bryan Callen podcast. I miss when Bryan and Steve did their podcast
Bart definitely made the whole thing up in the first place
That’s what I think too
The more I find out about celebrities the more I can't stand them. If I was a star of ANY kind. Musician, actor, comedian, sports star. I would never have any social media or do interviews for anything.
Man this has became my favorite channel. I look forward to watching your videos everytime I get a notification. Congrats on getting advertiser's and make that money,you deserve it man
Become. Has become.
I subscribed to this channel before, and unsubscribed again. Because I couldn't let myself indulge in all the drama. But I had to give in and subscribe again, you're good at this drama journalism!
Here since 6k big ups on 100k piemp
Tracy has said this never happened. Because it didn’t.
Bro did you put a picture of Patrice O’Neal up during the portion of the video where Anthony was telling the story with Tracey Morgan?? Lol
At least use a pic of spoony love the puppet
Just getting into the video, I hope he gets into Jay literally slapping Burnt (twice if I remember correctly). 2Lazy2finish the video before commenting
I skipped 32 minutes ahead and I can reassure you he totally might!
@@legendarien1075 lol TY sir, you really are a legen
The bottom line is, it needed to be Jay who told the story. Had it been Bert it would have been some nothing bit no one would've remembered.. The impression is what made the bit fantastic. I heard it first on OandA (on YT) and as far as Im concerned the right thing happened in the name of funny, and itll always belong to JAY MOHRZZ. I think Patrice would agree.
i'm pretty sure 99% of jokes/stories comedians tell are heavily embellished if not totally made up. i don't think most fans really care, we just want to be entertained. if anything both of these guys owe tracy something for the funny story.
most fans believe the stories. especially bobby’s fans lol
Imagine being a comic that’s beefing with another comment on a story that more than likely is made up that also will only generate a 4 second chuckle from a crowd. Wild.
We all know that feeling Bert got hearing Jay tell the story as if it was his own. Just that feeling of "Why would he do that to me?" Palpable betrayal.
Nah Bert is full of shit. Story isn't believable or funny
Going down the comedy drama rabbit hole tonight, yeesh 😂
Jay telling a fake Bert story funnier than he ever could is awesome. Where can I see this guy live?
Exactly, the difference is night and day! Jay can tell Burts story better than him! It really shows who's the better storyteller/comedian.
The sad truth is that while jay comes off as a sociopath bully. He is the only funny one involved in this disagreement. His nice guy Eddie impression is one of my favorite things on earth.
Jay Mohr is married to the owner of the LA Lakers. So. He won.
Also Jay was pretty famous he was in a movie with Tom Cruise but he was doing a lot of drugs and was a douche. But now he’s cleaned up and seems to be a normal dude. And he will always be funnier than Bert.
Did he though ? She is like 61 and who knows what drama she has. The dude lives because she gives him money. It's cool when you are young, "this b pays me" but Jay is like 55 himself. Idk. I guess if you compare him with other 55 years old that have it worse, sure. He is a winner.
I don’t think he’s married
@@EliseFeure well Bert cons people and is a serial liar.
@johnviera3884 I don't think he cons people, and he is a serial liar on podcasts and so on for drama, I don't know he really lies in personal relationships, but I don't like him either, idk why.
"His old bag wife has money so he's won life" lol such a weird opinion. Are you 17? There's more to life than your wife's bank balance.
Nice add read dude:) cool that you got sponsors now:) well done man:) you are killin it;)
Am I the only one who doesn’t think this story is remotely funny?
I trust comedians as much as I trust cops. They both make a living lying, I assume everything they say is a half truth at most
Cops make a living lying ? Lmao
@@3longatedMuskr4t You love your Zionist slave masters so much you even defend them on the internet; that's so cute
@@3longatedMuskr4t yes. They are paid and trained to lie to get information or manipulate people. Not even cops will argue with that, dude
@@3longatedMuskr4t it’s true, I hope you never have to find out for yourself
@@3longatedMuskr4tyou’ve never heard the classic trope of “oh yeah we got your buddy in the other room and he’s ratting you out like crazy”
The fact that a bit about Tracy Morgan can turn into a gossip-worthy scandal tells you that stand-up comics take themselves way too seriously.
All i gotta say is ... Thank God Jay Mohr told the story ...
I honestly feel like Bert made the whole story up(kinda goes without saying it’s Bert) but then the bad part is I believe he told jay he could do the story and either flat out lied or exaggerated to joe. Joe has a major problem with joke theft so he got pissed and wanted to bring it up. Now because Bert either flat out lied or over exaggerated he wasn’t comfortable with it which is why he was hesitant and kept adding caveats to make jay not look so bad.
You CANT give someone a joke and then say “But you gotta tell it like this ….” Bert should’ve never given the friend “rights”.
+ Jay’s version is way fkn better “we were punching cars”….
2lazy you are the beez neez! One of the best on UA-cam!
Kaliela is just sooo intrigued. Her gossip sense and interest is unmatched by any female.
Should have met my ex lol
You’re the only person paying attention to that fame digger
obsessed a lil
Jays structure and the Details and how hes telling the story are so much better than how Bert tells it.
There are layers to this. I truly believe Jay stole a story from Bert that was an absolute lie.
This channel is criminally under-rated.
Love your content. Thanks for this caliber of work.
Why you got a picture of Patrice with Jay and O&A?
I did feel genuinely bad when Bert told the story about being slapped by Jay multiple times. He sounded genuinely sad and upset when saying what happened.
He should be slapped every time he takes off his shirt.
Me too. I felt bad that he didn't hit Bert hard enough to do brain damage him to the point of never getting on stage or in front of a camera again
Alright this did make me chuckle
7:00 I’m just, I’m just wondering why the Patrice photo is here and not a photo of Tracy
Bert my man but he was wrong here. Please note i don't think this was intentional just diarrhea of the mouth. Still he gave Jay the story, had buyer's remorse, then took the story back. And this was right when the biggest comedian in the world was canceled for stealing which Jay worried about
Another banger. I love listening to the long vids on my way to work in the morning.