Interview with a Boomer CTO in 2023
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Interview with a Boomer CTO in 2023
Interview with a Boomer CTO in 2023 with Azuros Cloudapi - aired on © The CTO.
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Low-Level Programming: ❌
High-Level Programming: ❌
Eye-Level Programming: ✅
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Right in the sweet spot...
as in "my eyes are up here" programming
ergonomics is no joke
this guy is a very good actor, but we need to commend the editor too. The "high level, low level, eye level" edit was amazing
it kinda feels like the editor just spammed the razor tool on the video clip lol
U are thinking to deep about it
Literally lost it
I was about to comment about the editing. Unlike all the other videos on this channel, this one has cars moving in the background. This means you can clearly identify which cuts were true edits and which ones where just added to give the impression of an over-edited clip. I always assumed that this technique was convenient for the actor because he can screw up as much as he wants but judging by this video he knows his lines very well despite the complexity
Maybe the actor is also the editor.
I have 27 years of experience, and this young man managed to summarize my work experiences as a joke, I am seriously thinking of copying his speech for my next job interview. 😄
Do no forget to have a dark mustache with the white hair and the ball cap.
Last year I started doing the CTO part, yep.
The the V model used by the electrical engineering industry is , oh, chief kiss. It does work much better than scrum when you actually have "processes" and know what you are doing.
@@Elasticmushroom Two dozen if you're shooting for lead dev.
27.5
@Master & Commander yes, You have it !!
everybody ask about big data, but nobody ask about little data
My company has an internal "academy" of self-guided training courses written by actual, practicing, in-house data scientists. Small Data Problems is a "prerequisite" of Big Data Problems.
Little data is what comes out of your pipelines when you don't implement Processes
@@slamwell3329 you have to trap the data out of the minds of humans, with processes.
stats
Everybody asks where is big data, but no one asks how is big data?
I've only got 5 years of experience but I gotta say he's making a lot of sense...
ive only got 1 year of experience but im going to say he's making a lot of sense so r/programmerhumor dont notice im an imposter
@@bigbabyg They will never notice that you are imposter because r/programmerhumor consists of beginners only. Look at amount of posts about people not figuring out even simple concepts of C++ pointers and other stuff that's learnable if you spend more than 10 minutes on it.
@Power Ball! the finer things
@@bigbabyg are you sure that you are good enough for imposter syndrome? :^)
i live in Switzerland and every code base ever is created like that, tons of management overhead and one guy implementing it in two weeks while 10guys try to maintain management changes yo already released features
He's talking of the new Process of Processes as a Service (PoPaaS), whose acceptance testing needs to be documented.
PoPaas sounds like the perfect model for all the IT problems right now! I will start recommending this in our next department meeting 🤝
PoPaaS is next generation consulting. Remotely on the cloud in a thunderstorm. Our slogan is “It’s alive”
Is this discussion a form of PoPoPaaS?
You're making it all sound very simple.
"Children's' magic like microservices" -- thats gold
100% agree that redundancy is important. All the voices in my head agree too so that's at least 300 or 400% agreement.
Okay up til a point I wasn't sure that he was trying to imitate Zizek, but 5:00 made it absolutely clear
it's the crossover the industry needs
🤣
Yeaah I noticed that too!
I miss watching that guy. ***Sniff***
LOL the black car at 2:20 just backed out of the intersection
lmao that's scary
I read this video’s transcript in my latest interview and now I’m the CTO of amazon. I just wanted to work in the warehouse 😭
This is so awesome! being “CTO” or Tech “CEO” is all about processes and fire useless resources. 😂 I am dying….
its really very simple. you have cashflow, you have burnrate. you fire people until the burnrate is a bit bellow the cashflow. even Elon Musk can do that (but the stupid last Twitter CEO was a freaking communist, lol)
If you don't have cashflow, then you are a startup, you increase the burnrate with more people, then you sell the company to another company, all the people are immediately fired, because you don't have cashflow, but you have the final product !
This is absolutely how corporate tech works. On the one hand, this is great since it means that the "one guy who actually writes the code" doesn't end up taking down the whole internet due to a mis-configured bucket policy. On the other, this is how FAANG (or, rather, MAMAA) is able to lay off 10% of its workforce without batting an eye.
Also 3:09 hits really hard right now.
The most mind boggling thing is at they lay off so many incredibly talented people but this middle manager stays.
MAAMA sounds so much sillier than FAANG.
@@4.0.4 As it should--the whole concept is ridiculous
@@monad_tcp Yep. Firing 70% of your workforce is a genius business move. Just ask anyone left at Twitter.
@@4.0.4 isn't it MANGA though
Halfway through and I'm just laughing uncontrollably. Your writing and acting are on point!
"if you are doing using validation, you are doing code trashification"
lmao
I work for a company that does projects with OEMs. This hits home so hard. Also I wish we tested this much lol
Testing my beloved
As a systems engineer undergraduate, I have to agree... Processes! Teams to manage teams! Coding comes at the very end!
But the waterfall model is history nowadays
This is every CTO ever.
Reminds me of my night classes teacher. Spent weeks weeks and weeks on analysis, design, the differences between business case models, use case models, data models,... and the proper Visual Paradigm etiquette for each of them. "So, Sir, how does this connect to OOP?" "Meh, I never used it. It makes code too unreadable".
Process sounds more like function than object.
Perfectly summarised most of the software development happening now!
almost every line packs a personal punch
I liked all your videos in the hopes of more content and subscribers / viewers!
"I know I'm making all of this sound very simple..." 🤣🤣🤣
I'm absolutely furious these videos don't make millions of views.
Programmers are a minority, and those with a sense of humor, most likely a tiny fraction of them...
Speaking of trashification, I can't decide if our organization should be using trashf, trashy, trashman, autotrash, trash-d or trash-cli to trash our trash code.
"It' s a-me Mario"
man spent an hour on a corner hollering out processes with some very round r's.
Man you hit the nail right on the head for me
1:09 I have used all used databases and Neo4j 😄
Ok but what the fuck is the car at 2:21 doing lmao
Literally me throwing up tech buzzwords to impress recruiters at first round interview.
PRRRocesses, pRRRocesses! So simple! 😅
Wilshire Blvd and Glendon Av- of course this guy lives in LA. Hilarious content man
load testing for data centers, data center testing for load center
Microservices? Now your code looks like twitter!
Ahaha ))) this is a great one! ;))
It's weird, it's like hes describing my job to a tee
I don't always test, but when I do.. I hotbox test.
I think I found my new favourite channel lol
Legend 🤣😂
Dude, I want to cry after this. I don't fucking want to know all of this, please
the kicker: UA-cam autoplayed Lex Fridman's interview of Bjarne Stroustrup after this video.
The way he grabs the Interviewer's arm, lol!
With the sound off, parts of this resemble an NFL referee training video.
Well V Model is the model that you have to use in Automotive as they want Automotive Spice everywhere.
I watch this video every day. It's so fucking funny.
Somehow that guy made me feel: 1. Old; 2. Outdated; 3. Glad I'm bald (otherwise I would have the same hair); 4. Having a desire to retire because my job looks too boring now. And I'm not a CTO... 🤔
You need test testing!
I broke a rib by laughing. PROCESS! V-MODEL!
Wow this is the best one you’ve made so far hahah I can’t stop laughing
Love the name.
Lmao most of what he said is facts though. That I've slowly discovered over my career
The longer you do this the more you realize the Boomer CTO is correct...
The wonderful shitshow that is software development.
You're the best bro 😂
agile to the trash 🤣
I'd like to see an interview with the mirror image of this character, the ex Banking/Finance/Government CTO who was still using a Blackberry in like 2015 because "if it ain't broke, don't fix it".
Most big companies and governments still use COBOL.
80% of websites run on PHP.
"if it ain't broke, don't fix it"
hotbox testing😂😂😂😂😂
Verification ⬅️⤵️. Validation ➡️⤴️ 3:30
😂
2:25 guy stopped on the crosswalk to watch this performance
LOL, filmed near UCLA, Wilshire & Westwood... ;-)
Holistic 😇🤣🤣
look at the code, throw it in the trash bin. call it agile. 🤣
imposters in the comments who try to laugh at the contents of the joke rather than the lack of contents are the icing on the cake
You don’t plan to sell you company, you don’t use children’s magic like micro services 🤣😅
Lol @ "Test Testing"
please do COO
holistic... um... holistic!!
holistic!
Am I being too elaborate 😂😂
What is the acronym at 03:36 ?
This guy sounds like Jose Mourinho :)
"Azuros Cloudapi" wonder why nobody(?) comments on the CTO-name pun.
Looks scarily simmilar to me...
Rust is Playmobil ... there might be a lawsuit coming...
You've written v-model one too many times haven't you?
learnt a lot of terminologies and buzzwords.
Summerize my whole career LOL
Can someone explain what this video/skit is tryna say? what are CTOs like irl? im here for a science project (*~*) help meeee
You should be the voice of Super Mario
make one about rust
I think he could have done something with the V model thing ;-) I mean we have V model, W model, T model, and then throw in something to think about like.. Zero model? :D
Pacemaker firmware, very impressive! 👌
i did requirements engineering for a big corp once 🙈
I love one he did on C#.
You got me at NFT-scam. Gold content
"code implementation...comes at the very end... usually done by one person" 😂
I am that person usually :/
that gave me an idea Chat-GPT CTO !
🤣💀
dude this line hit my soul... in corp world about 2 people per team write code and 7-10 make money by going to meetings deciding what those 2 people do.
In France in the 90s real men wrote UML (actually, Merise) diagrams. Plebes wrote code, as an afterthought. Processes FTW.
""It works" is a non-functional requirement" made me laugh way harder that I should have.
I thought he said ""it works" is NOT [sic] non-functional requirement" and found that funny as well. Now I'm confused
He said it works is not a no functional requirement (startup culture : it works, ship it)
yeah, recently we implemented a heuristic based customer search. it was painfully slow, and you had to click/tab out of a filter box to get the additional parameters into your query, but not before waiting for all the results for the previous search parameters.
as a tester i reported that, first the speed is an issue, and then that even if it would run instantly, it would feel slow for some users because of the need to leave a filter box and to wait for the unfinished load. I was told, that its fine, because it works, and it will work better on our customers SSDs, then on our HDDs, so we will ship it.
after weekend the customer made an incident, reporting exactly theese two defects :D
I understood the joke is that the interviewer asked him "do you test if it works?" and he answered "no, because it's not a non functional requirement", unlike the rest of the testing he mentioned
@@magzpayne I see what you did there.
Load testing for data centers. Data center testing for load centers😏
Next level.😂
fucking died laughing
He perfectly meets the requirements of a junior developer job.
What he is saying is funny because alot of it is bullshit.
@@jdubeau007 What is he saying is funny, because it is true on any product that is reliable and has tons of real profit generating customers. And all these "start-ups" for end user look like a broken toys, until they are bought by someone with the products mentioned above
Unpaid intership at best, he needs more experience.
@@first_namelast_name4597 absolutely, we need to complicate the process even more so we can justify the existance of the DevOps team
With all that experience he might even get past first-round interviews
"and you need a third guy because you cannot trust the second guy". Of course redundancy, reliability and availability
This guy has the most vast knowledge of industry's buzzwords. By joking around he has more knowledge than many CTOs
Says a lot about the tech industry, sadly. Everyone is trying so hard to be ahead that they are behind, haha. Not surprising, majority of these buzzwords come from the managerial class.
"From pacemaker firmware to NFT scam" 💀
This is a venture-backed startup CTO. Can you do a bootstrap one next? :) There is a great contrast to exploit here.
Absolute +1
+1
bootstrap doesn't have real CTO, its just the investor with money getting 80% of your company
@@monad_tcp The definition of bootstrapping: No outside investor, everything on your own.
It's a 2 second video, "Scrap everything that guy just said and just deploy it as fast as possible on the cheapest server possible. We need 300 more users to make sure I can pay you next week!"
please make rust dev
I think he did
"Code trashification" ahh lawd have mercy i lost it bad right there 😂
a 3rd guy because you cant trust the 2nd guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was that 2nd guy in the last job :D
Dude wrote the summary for my last job description
This reminds me of a time when I was asked to create some user stories for our backlog. I ended up with stuff like "proactively integrate pipeline delivery", implement holistic data" and "structuralize shared systems".
The sad thing was that everyone just went along with it. They didn't dare to ask what was going on.
There is a great song by Weird Al Jankovic about that :).
@@nicknamenescioDo you know what the song's title is??
@@Ashystar067 I think it should be "Synergy".
10/10 I worked for this guy from 2014 to 2019
Same, lol.
“Eye-level design” ended me
it sounds like a joke until it no longer is a joke 💀
I've worked with CTOs just like this. This video is almost not a parody.