True lies! Kansiime African Comedy.

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  • @chrislabelle1394
    @chrislabelle1394 2 роки тому +115

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 “even Covid which was international it came here, refused to catch you because anything international cannot catch you”

  • @Mumo_Mailu
    @Mumo_Mailu 2 роки тому +37

    Lyrics To The Song🎵
    Tuntulututu tuntulututu tuu
    Verse 1
    Kansiime you have sufferedii in this worldii
    Your husbandi has useless friends
    Chorus
    Tuntulututu tuntulututu tuu
    Verse 2
    A man who is old
    Too old has grey hair( heiya)
    Grey hair(heiya) without a jobuu
    Chorus
    Tuntulututu tuntulututu tuu
    Verse 3
    A man who is ninety six
    Anytime, they are dyingi
    We are going to be stucka with a dead body
    In our smallo houseiii
    I don't know why my husbandi
    Cannot see what is straight in his faceiii
    Chorus
    Tuntulututu tuntulututu tuu
    Verse 4
    An old man with grey hair( heiya) with a furiend who has a big stomacha
    Asifu malnourishedii
    Chorus
    Tuntulututu tuntulututu tuu
    Bridge
    You can imagine an ancient man
    Who is going to die anytime
    And then we say farewell farewell
    Die old manii
    You have died too soonu
    At ninety sevenii
    Chorus
    Tuntulututu tuntulututu tuuu
    Enjoy!!

  • @sheilahpowers761
    @sheilahpowers761 2 роки тому +273

    Who else agree wz mi that GERALD deserve amedal of being KANSIIME husband it's not ajoking thing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ambitiousgoldie
    @ambitiousgoldie 2 роки тому +10

    I'm Dying 😂😂😂😂😂 the moment she said that they will be stuck with the dead body in the house

  • @houseoftabsproductions
    @houseoftabsproductions 2 роки тому +81

    The decision by Kansiime to start wiping the door was an indication of drama yet to be unveiled😄😄😄 But she still makes my day always

  • @peterichipo9139
    @peterichipo9139 2 роки тому +146

    Kansiime starts slowly 🤣🤣 than heat comes up 🙌😂😂, she never disappoint at all...

  • @maybe12985
    @maybe12985 2 роки тому +73

    I love how she goes from crying to singing and then shouting, all in under 3seconds...🤣😅

  • @swaliqkalyowa408
    @swaliqkalyowa408 2 роки тому +25

    “...Ann let me go...wait!!! Gerald where are you going?..!! inside the house...” 😂😂😂

  • @sheilahpowers761
    @sheilahpowers761 2 роки тому +46

    ANN nvr disappoint the way she start in aslow motion u cnt expect fire from her 😂😂😂💙💙💙💙KANSIIME u have suffered in this world..aman who is old ...with afriend with big stomach 😂😂😂the song killed mi💙💙💙💙💙💙🙆‍♂️

  • @carolnants4728
    @carolnants4728 2 роки тому +30

    Tutulutulu a man who is old, a man with grey hair, grey hair without a jooob, a man who is 96 any time they are dying we are going to be stuck with a dead boooody😅😅😅😅

  • @judyliz4544
    @judyliz4544 2 роки тому +33

    A man with a grey hair, his friend with a big stomach 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭more love darling from Kenya

  • @TheKing-wg8qy
    @TheKing-wg8qy 2 роки тому +40

    It's the camera man failling to control his laughter for me 🤣🤣

  • @conradlutaaya1754
    @conradlutaaya1754 2 роки тому +4

    But managing Kansiime is world cup strength😂💀💀😂😂who else but Gerald can handle without his passport 😂😂

  • @JimmyAdrian
    @JimmyAdrian 2 роки тому +63

    Gerald wants to bring a fridge that comes with automatic cocktails 🍹🍹 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thankstitos8658
      @thankstitos8658 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂too scientfic

    • @joanjeronno8972
      @joanjeronno8972 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @outps
      @outps 2 роки тому +6

      Stories African men tell themselves as they wait for lunch to get ready

    • @lydianassolo2788
      @lydianassolo2788 2 роки тому +2

      Covid which was International did not catch you ???? 🙄🙄

    • @aroearobbinson9940
      @aroearobbinson9940 2 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @neahkrayou8730
    @neahkrayou8730 2 роки тому +6

    Anne's transition from normal talking to crying and suddenly back to normal talking is iconic.
    Pure comedy gold.

  • @shamimadam4015
    @shamimadam4015 2 роки тому +14

    Gerald you deserve an award really coz kansiime is not easy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ruthtembo4725
    @ruthtembo4725 2 роки тому +32

    It is the song for me which I rolled on the floor , surely I will share this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @zuzuTanya-Ncube
    @zuzuTanya-Ncube 2 роки тому +13

    I remember this song “in the lodgiiieee you go there, you will dayii death willu catch you” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @princessshamy4077
    @princessshamy4077 2 роки тому +1

    Bambi Gerald😂😂😂😂😂 every kachapizo Lady dream man.. Nothing is good lyk making noise to sm1 who can't gt over u🙆💖😂😂😂😂

  • @ninsiimaedinah6128
    @ninsiimaedinah6128 2 роки тому +2

    My stress killer my best comedian in the whole world, TikTokers gather here for kansiime 's song lyrics 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @katrinahkats8125
    @katrinahkats8125 2 роки тому +1

    Kansiime Anne my stress killer😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @stblock
    @stblock 2 роки тому +21

    Much love from Rwanda 🇷🇼🇷🇼

  • @nkwentilumnadege8857
    @nkwentilumnadege8857 2 роки тому +4

    It is how she says "as a matter of fact......" that still keeps me smiling every single day, honestly 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @taumoyo5196
    @taumoyo5196 2 роки тому +11

    🤣 🤣 🤣 It's the whispering saying "Gerald you don't even have a national ID" for me 😂

  • @Robert-vy5sc
    @Robert-vy5sc 2 роки тому +4

    She can compose a song in one minute and perform without thinking about instruments 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mcmanix2946
    @mcmanix2946 2 роки тому +27

    Kansime Anne is the best female African comedian.

  • @kekiplus1andonly
    @kekiplus1andonly 2 роки тому +3

    They will call you and then take what 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nantongosarah2033
    @nantongosarah2033 2 роки тому +22

    🤣😂😂😂😂😂
    Mama Selassie never disappoint.

  • @kittyone7811
    @kittyone7811 2 роки тому +31

    When she starts singing I died of laughter too late lol 😂

  • @davidipanga704
    @davidipanga704 2 місяці тому

    I love kansime art of listening first then she's blows out of proportion like a volcano 🌋🌋

  • @princesskaluba8010
    @princesskaluba8010 2 роки тому +29

    My pure African intelligent woman, you always make me laugh out loud 🤣

  • @mck5549
    @mck5549 2 роки тому +3

    tutudu tutudu tuduu!

  • @phelisastuurman3041
    @phelisastuurman3041 2 роки тому +11

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gerald is lying unprovoked.
    Which Bahamas? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I support Anne this time👏👏

  • @edgarrutaagi9302
    @edgarrutaagi9302 2 роки тому +10

    Anything International cannot catch you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mamab2937
      @mamab2937 2 роки тому

      I know 😂😂😂

  • @bondiviawainaina2035
    @bondiviawainaina2035 2 роки тому +20

    The way Mama Selassie is minding her business then BOOM the song comes😂aki wewe @Kansiime Anne taniua 😂😂😂😂😂😂you have died too soon at 96yrs (it's too late with that grey hair) the chorus😂😂😂😂😂😂 the Ending part just dismantled my ribs

  • @kabazunguanestor7327
    @kabazunguanestor7327 2 роки тому +5

    Love you from Rwanda Kigali I okie I lil I❤❤❤❤

  • @moyomphoyamodimo5247
    @moyomphoyamodimo5247 2 роки тому

    When she mentioned Corona 🤣🤣🤣🤣,because nothing international can not catch you,good night dear people, I've had enough for the night 🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @ntamanasha7005
    @ntamanasha7005 2 роки тому +13

    Anne you're creativity is amazing. And the title of queen of comedy does not do u justice ,let me go and consult my ancestors on which title to give you.Love from 🇷🇼

  • @pacifiqueinamahoro6387
    @pacifiqueinamahoro6387 2 роки тому +17

    Kansiime my depression killer, appreciate you Mum

  • @humphreysamambgwa4668
    @humphreysamambgwa4668 2 роки тому

    🤣😂😂😂the singing jus got me , the old man dying and crying he died too soon, and the it iz too late

  • @mamu9816
    @mamu9816 2 роки тому

    This woman you break my ribs 😂😂😂❣️❣️🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

  • @luyandochikuba
    @luyandochikuba 2 роки тому +3

    It is to late for you to make it
    I always fail to not laugh I love your videos don't stop

  • @prettyanitah4846
    @prettyanitah4846 2 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 enjoying kansiime song😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸mbu can't i sing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ashabaphelicia968
    @ashabaphelicia968 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Anne your killing me tunturu ntu bambii thx dia may God bless you

  • @thejudge2743
    @thejudge2743 2 роки тому +3

    Woow I'm the first to comment, nakuramustya Annie🤝🙏

  • @sandilexola7168
    @sandilexola7168 2 роки тому +6

    No Guys Kansime is something else🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍 she's just a peace breaker😅😅😅 aicha

  • @pearl_652
    @pearl_652 2 роки тому +10

    Much love ❤️ from South Africa 🇿🇦

  • @Cha-qb3pv
    @Cha-qb3pv 2 роки тому +1

    I love all the background sounds.. the birds, the water … ect….

  • @NatuhweraMonica-l7b
    @NatuhweraMonica-l7b 10 місяців тому

    Anne let me go, Gerald yasharamu kugyenda😂😂😂, Much love Gerald and Raymond ❤❤

  • @kaylenjohnson1351
    @kaylenjohnson1351 2 роки тому +14

    Never ceases to amaze me😂. I love her.

  • @wampambasolomon7741
    @wampambasolomon7741 2 роки тому +12

    This combination is bloody welcome back from Zambia

  • @shanelhanitash6087
    @shanelhanitash6087 2 місяці тому

    That’s where you have reached me
    Awo wontusiza😂😂

  • @thandimaringa1325
    @thandimaringa1325 2 роки тому +11

    Blessings Nkasime…are you pretending to be cleaning or listening-in to your husband’s conversations with his friend…ooh wait you are even singing about him 😂😂😂😂😂🙆‍♀️

    • @lovedooo2569
      @lovedooo2569 2 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @alphabazz1
    @alphabazz1 2 роки тому +4

    "Anything international cannot catch you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 eeeh your husband is brave ooo so brave even

  • @marionritah2772
    @marionritah2772 2 роки тому

    Wen kasiime found the old man picking spects was my part hahahahahaaaa

  • @jumbafreda5545
    @jumbafreda5545 2 роки тому +1

    It's the song for me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @naturindaracheal
    @naturindaracheal 2 роки тому +2

    Hahaha l like the song. Annie l will hear you to come abuse my brother on my behalf

  • @klein2562
    @klein2562 2 роки тому +3

    The song is a hit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥... Ntuntuluntuntuli😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ugandankitchen.
    @ugandankitchen. 2 роки тому

    It's the way she is eying Gerald for me. Wabula kansiime

  • @mervinhanavi6244
    @mervinhanavi6244 2 роки тому +1

    i cant contain my laughter anymore.....Husband has useless friends

  • @floraug6042
    @floraug6042 2 роки тому

    The way kansime was patient wz the lies ,as if she was not going to do anything wz it

  • @obangaberluckyogweng3371
    @obangaberluckyogweng3371 2 роки тому

    @kansime am with u this time, that lying had gone to another ehhhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @arlettembilizidebbie3931
    @arlettembilizidebbie3931 2 роки тому

    😂🤣😄😄😂 after listening to Kansiime's song,😂🤣😄😄Mr Raymond mbu it's never too late.
    Kansiime 😂😂🤣 it's too late for you to make it with that gray hair 😄🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😄

  • @medicinetreasure2689
    @medicinetreasure2689 2 роки тому

    THIIIIIISSSSS IS CRAAAAAZZZZYYYY!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS ME ! I give up!

  • @omarsanneh4511
    @omarsanneh4511 2 роки тому

    In 30 minutes it brings out Coktale!!!🇬🇲🇬🇲🇬🇲😅😅😅😅😅😏😏😏😅😅😅😅

  • @jilliangeorge5426
    @jilliangeorge5426 2 роки тому +8

    The reality in comedy. Do not marry a loafer. Well done, Kansiime. With love from the East Coast.

  • @kogersh4651
    @kogersh4651 2 роки тому +2

    #Gerard you are not even #vaccinated keep quite😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @suntanglory
    @suntanglory 2 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣"That song was too close for comfort"... Gerrard where are you going? "Inside" 😂🤣🙏🙏

  • @laikahangellah9435
    @laikahangellah9435 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the moment she started tuntuluntuuluuuuu

  • @ninsiimasharlotte3496
    @ninsiimasharlotte3496 2 роки тому +1

    Its "Gerald this is where u have reached me" for me

  • @carolynmashingaidze3365
    @carolynmashingaidze3365 2 роки тому +8

    Even covid that is international has refused to catch you 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼 u are hilarious Anne

  • @starluzenja9861
    @starluzenja9861 2 роки тому

    Gerad that's where you have reached me.
    Hapa ndo umenifikisha😄

  • @arielvaldez1050
    @arielvaldez1050 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂 still laughing with tears in 2024

  • @mokgadiramoshaba7134
    @mokgadiramoshaba7134 2 роки тому

    How i love her even at home they call me kansiime cz i would be talking like her 😂😂😂😂😂 it is tooo late 😂😂😂 for me m dead yerrrrrrrrr as for with a jobbbboooooooo😂😂😂😂 i love u mrs gerald

  • @isaackagame1876
    @isaackagame1876 2 роки тому +3

    "Event covid which was international, when it came here it did not catch you because you're not international", somebody to pour me some water 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NatuhweraMonica-l7b
    @NatuhweraMonica-l7b 6 місяців тому

    It's Mr. Raymond's reaction after hearing the song😂😂😂

  • @godssplendor7779
    @godssplendor7779 2 роки тому +6

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Way Our beloved Queeene starts to clean her windows just before she launches her attack and the make up as you go along soooongo! 😂😂😂 I yaaamu aruuso rriiiipoorting ntuntuluntulu the guuurey heeya maanni aarruuumussti brrroke oowa puraaanti wayirooo durayiving iiini maaayaamiii ntuntuluntuluuuu.. 🤫🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ashapage1746
    @ashapage1746 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣one day Ann will kill with laughters🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abelmulenga9697
    @abelmulenga9697 2 роки тому +7

    Whenever I'm low, I was come search for your videos, cuz I feel much better after watching em... You always make my days💯🤗

  • @nickwambo-gy9ij
    @nickwambo-gy9ij Рік тому +1

    The way she cries one minute and snaps the next

  • @AlieUnscriptedTV
    @AlieUnscriptedTV 2 роки тому

    Kansiime, I am one of your ninjas from the Bahamas. We are a people who love to laugh. You are welcome with open arms here.

  • @pat1998
    @pat1998 2 роки тому +5

    The silence when Ann started singing facts😹

  • @peterichipo9139
    @peterichipo9139 2 роки тому +3

    It is the song for me😂😂😂🙌❤ you have indeed suffered Kansiime 😅🤣

  • @marncole8459
    @marncole8459 2 роки тому +3

    at first we went from pretending gerald on a bahamas trip now we are going to a hit song about his friend i am dying😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @diinaakwenye3977
    @diinaakwenye3977 2 роки тому +1

    The singing for me alone 😄🤣

  • @tinahmirembe92ajtmkv
    @tinahmirembe92ajtmkv 2 роки тому

    Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wabura Kansiime and Gerald you me very happy

  • @annemuthoni1618
    @annemuthoni1618 2 роки тому +1

    Grey hair without a jobuuuuuuuu tuntulutuntulu 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @koshabaangellah2247
    @koshabaangellah2247 2 роки тому

    The song for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kansiime will kill me one day

  • @afroendz
    @afroendz 2 роки тому

    Where have I been ...🤣🤣..this song needs lyrics ntuntulu ntulu ntuluntulu ntu ntuuuuuu🤣🤣🤣🤣..

  • @kondoengeline2735
    @kondoengeline2735 2 роки тому +3

    Is the too late song for me 😂😂😂😂😂, much love from Namibia

  • @wintonationblossom1606
    @wintonationblossom1606 2 роки тому

    Kansiime you havu saffadi in this worldii😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bensonmatata2830
    @bensonmatata2830 2 роки тому +1

    Even COVID which was international refused to catch Gerald😂😂

  • @flamezealous
    @flamezealous 2 роки тому

    Ha! Anna, this one is not only funny but it's touched a nerve! I'm just like Gerald's grey haired guy!!!!!! So ashamed bambi!

  • @abbeypretty2196
    @abbeypretty2196 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kansiime yawah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @barungigrace4166
    @barungigrace4166 2 роки тому

    For sure kansiime you can't tell how much I love you

  • @vanessaaliganyira4608
    @vanessaaliganyira4608 2 роки тому +21

    No no no but seriously Ann was minding her own business until the lies escalated to the point that she could not take it anymore and am her she is me😂😂

  • @lovecongo663
    @lovecongo663 2 роки тому

    Kansime 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 you finished me , omg !!!!!!! You are my favorite comedian in the world 😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Razaqomar2
    @Razaqomar2 2 роки тому +1

    It is always the beat for me
    I dono wat to do with this woman
    🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @nantongosarah2033
    @nantongosarah2033 2 роки тому +2

    Much love from BURUNDI

  • @sandrasandie8114
    @sandrasandie8114 2 роки тому

    Bu this is where u hv reached me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂