How a Missing Comma Cost a Company $5 Million

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  5 років тому +3914

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      @daprophet3244 5 років тому +39

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      @prindle_poetry7521 5 років тому +6

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  • @zackakai5173
    @zackakai5173 4 роки тому +14318

    "$150 million - that's more than the average American makes in a year"
    Why yes. Yes it is.

    • @YorukaValorant
      @YorukaValorant 4 роки тому +882

      I was looking for this Comment

    • @willy9788
      @willy9788 4 роки тому +119

      I'm with this guy!

    • @detectiveafterdeath595
      @detectiveafterdeath595 4 роки тому +151

      @@MovedErmOk is that not less than 150m?

    • @Querez8504
      @Querez8504 4 роки тому +23

      @@detectiveafterdeath595 They might've responded to @Corey Fisher

    • @themaxwell-xg2ht
      @themaxwell-xg2ht 4 роки тому +77

      MrFoxyDev uh. that means the average American makes like 440k a year.

  • @qntkk_
    @qntkk_ 5 років тому +11822

    imagine if this was a grammarly sponsor instead of brilliant

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 5 років тому +305

      Grammarly spreads like a disease more than the actual UA-cam video sponsoring, so no please

    • @kalifern
      @kalifern 5 років тому +92

      @@IABITVpresents stop the grammarly invasion

    • @tudorjason
      @tudorjason 4 роки тому +42

      @@kalifern Ikr, it's seems like it's getting worse.

    • @坂本咲良-j5s
      @坂本咲良-j5s 4 роки тому +203

      That would have been *brilliant*

    • @souacatel7772
      @souacatel7772 4 роки тому +20

      IABI TV bruh you hate grammarly more than raid?

  • @gamblinoob
    @gamblinoob 5 років тому +5045

    2:55 *"150 Million dollars, thats more than the average American makes in a year"*
    Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.

    • @hobbswindrod
      @hobbswindrod 4 роки тому +51

      jjekess he shoulda said 10 years or 100 years lol

    • @bopa3933
      @bopa3933 4 роки тому +94

      @@hobbswindrod or 4000 years bud.

    • @hobbswindrod
      @hobbswindrod 4 роки тому +4

      Hayden Perrine yeah lol

    • @hobbswindrod
      @hobbswindrod 4 роки тому +7

      Hayden Perrine wait no 100 years you would be making something like 150k that’s possible
      R u homeless cuz that’s 375 a year
      *still more than I have* lol

    • @fadster2297
      @fadster2297 4 роки тому +15

      @@hobbswindrod ur off by a factor of 10, 150 mil over 100 years would be 1.5 mil a year, ur thinking 1000. In this context 4000 years isn't actually too far off

  • @ThatITGuy-jj4cp
    @ThatITGuy-jj4cp 5 років тому +5527

    comma can literally change the whole meaning of sentence... For ex:
    -Ben is in hurry
    -Ben is in comma

    • @lollmao3247
      @lollmao3247 5 років тому +147

      Lol lmao

    • @eggegggegg
      @eggegggegg 5 років тому +90

      Lol Lmao lol lmao lol lmao

    • @vidollz9081
      @vidollz9081 5 років тому +77

      Lol Lmao lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao

    • @seven3140
      @seven3140 5 років тому +30

      roflolmao

    • @a_a7287
      @a_a7287 5 років тому +49

      Lol lmao Lol lmao Lol lmao Lol lmao Lol lmao

  • @nitsuj8100
    @nitsuj8100 5 років тому +1229

    4:06 That is the single most disgusting stock footage I’ve ever seen in my life.

    • @SamuelSamuelSamuel1
      @SamuelSamuelSamuel1 4 роки тому +68

      Everyone one talking about the 150,000,000$ but no one ☝️ s talking about this

    • @lilyb7438
      @lilyb7438 4 роки тому +13

      Lmao... I was thinking about that

    • @HNBGamer
      @HNBGamer 4 роки тому +50

      small text: lol who is this stock footage even for? - The Animator

    • @flaetsbnort
      @flaetsbnort 4 роки тому +6

      glub

    • @XY2Moroccoball
      @XY2Moroccoball 4 роки тому +6

      why are people so sensitive about the human anatomy i can just see a naked beating heart and wont be disgusted lmao

  • @Paradoxical8945
    @Paradoxical8945 3 роки тому +49

    One of my teachers told us a similar story about a coding job he had. Him and a coworker were designing something fun for themselves, independent of work. They showed it to their boss, and he asked them if they could pitch it to one of the higher-ups in the company. They agreed, but their boss would be the one to give the presentation. The boss had a history of taking others ideas for his own, so they changed it a bit if they weren’t the ones to present. The gave a bugged version to their boss, with a singular semicolon missing. It broke the whole code, and the boss couldn’t do the presentation for “his” idea. My teacher quit a while after, and I believe they still have the code

  • @DeclanRK
    @DeclanRK 5 років тому +3270

    I love your deadpan jokes of technically accurate facts. $150,000,000, "more than the average American makes in a year."

    • @samtennant2695
      @samtennant2695 5 років тому +8

      Me too

    • @tomcuzick6520
      @tomcuzick6520 5 років тому +29

      I think its a shit example to compare the scale of money lost.

    • @inzanozulu
      @inzanozulu 5 років тому +83

      Paused it immediately and thought: "Well, you're not wrong.."

    • @KeZaRo0o
      @KeZaRo0o 5 років тому +28

      I thought he would say a lifetime

    • @xhase318
      @xhase318 5 років тому +46

      @@tomcuzick6520 its a joke my dude

  • @GacPrime
    @GacPrime 5 років тому +5201

    Who are these losers making less than $150,000,000/year?

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 років тому +411

      They are what is known as "average", normies, if you will. It is the modern vernacular to refer to "poor people".

    • @blizzbee
      @blizzbee 5 років тому +77

      Me

    • @randomsht9836
      @randomsht9836 5 років тому +85

      @@OmniscientWarrior or the posh way of saying (worthless piece of peasent

    • @BassTurntUp
      @BassTurntUp 5 років тому +173

      Stupid peasants. Lol
      *sips from golden goblet*

    • @notparrot5576
      @notparrot5576 5 років тому +72

      What uneducated, peasants, let me sip from my S U P R E M E S H O W E R C U R T A I N

  • @myofficegoes65
    @myofficegoes65 4 роки тому +157

    The Panda eats shoots and leaves.
    The Panda eats, shoots, and leaves.

  • @Kishmond
    @Kishmond 5 років тому +551

    Even today any software developer can tell you that a single wrong character can completely break everything.

    • @amyshaw893
      @amyshaw893 5 років тому +103

      the best one is this: ";". sprinkle a few of these bad boys into someone's code, and they will start crying very quickly. you might think, "whats the big deal, its just a semicolon". well, no, ; is different to ; . One is a greek question mark, the other is a semicolon. have fun

    • @weberman173
      @weberman173 5 років тому +50

      @@amyshaw893 you sir.. are no human.. you are the devil incarnate, a demon in the flesh.

    • @Joonbhee
      @Joonbhee 4 роки тому +11

      Matthew Shaw fuck You mean there’s two in programming?
      I’m learning JavaScript right now and more often than not, I’m always forget one stupid character

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 4 роки тому +31

      @@Joonbhee Homoglyphs (characters that look like other characters) are a bane of parsers, security experts, and programmers. The Greek question mark is a classic example, but there are others. An en-dash can, depending on the font, look very similar to a hyphen. There are any number of dots in Unicode. And of course you can do all kinds of fun things with whitespace (look up JSON, intended to be a javascript subset, but actually not because of some Unicode whitespace characters).

    • @bigwee125
      @bigwee125 4 роки тому +6

      Matthew Shaw Da heck is that
      You've officially scared me good

  • @aviles207
    @aviles207 5 років тому +2354

    2:58 "The cost of the mistake only 150,000,000 dollars,that's more than an american makes a year".
    Yeah i only make about 100,000,000 million a year, you got me there mate.

    • @duochirkznemesisiv8394
      @duochirkznemesisiv8394 5 років тому +31

      Hire me!

    • @Binary_Bloom
      @Binary_Bloom 5 років тому +7

      Oof

    • @bradenmiller4356
      @bradenmiller4356 5 років тому +99

      Avilés i think he meant to say in there life, cause of this simple mistake he lost all of his audience that makes under 150 million dollars

    • @Tobberz
      @Tobberz 5 років тому +49

      100,000,000 million? Wow! That's 100 trillion dollars a year ;)

    • @ichineon-xk2kx
      @ichineon-xk2kx 5 років тому +15

      definitely an intended joke

  • @macdjord
    @macdjord 4 роки тому +1953

    "I dedicate this book to my parents, Mary, and God."
    "I dedicate this book to my parents, Mary and God."
    - The Oxford Comma: Never Optional

    • @rukakoaye5368
      @rukakoaye5368 4 роки тому +98

      I dedicqte this book to my parents: mary and God. it needs a colon.

    • @macdjord
      @macdjord 4 роки тому +72

      @@Sophhiiaa_ Actually, no; in that case the comma isn't _optional;_ it's outright incorrect if present.

    • @jerubaal101
      @jerubaal101 4 роки тому +8

      If you need an Oxford comma, your style is probably crap.

    • @LassBisharp
      @LassBisharp 4 роки тому +1

      I know that the second sentence is grammatically incorrect, but why is it incorrect?

    • @jerubaal101
      @jerubaal101 4 роки тому +62

      @@LassBisharp Neither is incorrect, but the first is treating the nouns as a list of three, while the second suggests that Mary and God are his parents.

  • @i-win
    @i-win 5 років тому +1693

    The smallest oopsies have the biggest consequences

    • @liamwalton4183
      @liamwalton4183 5 років тому +26

      One torn condom and i've had to suffer through 23 years of existence so far

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 5 років тому +13

      @@liamwalton4183 You think you have it bad? Imagine how your parents must feel!

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 5 років тому +1

      THERE WIPL BE CONSEQUENCES

    • @Kpaojd
      @Kpaojd 5 років тому +2

      That's how your dad and mom feel.

    • @xaylink2221
      @xaylink2221 5 років тому +2

      Like you are when the condom busted

  • @NateNate60
    @NateNate60 5 років тому +1060

    Everyone's talking about "more than an average American makes in a year" but nobody is talking about the fact he said "example number C" right after

    • @nicklane9032
      @nicklane9032 5 років тому +145

      I fucking love his deliberate dry humor, it's so casual you would think it is an error

    • @Sebach82
      @Sebach82 5 років тому +15

      I'm sure it's a joke. I think it's also a recurring joke on SousVideEverything, a niche cooking channel.

    • @jpb2541
      @jpb2541 5 років тому +3

      Sebach82 finally someone who knows SVE 😍😍😍

    • @umangarya
      @umangarya 5 років тому +2

      I still didn't get it.....Pls explain.....What is example C

    • @mr.potato
      @mr.potato 5 років тому +2

      @@umangarya "number C"

  • @thetoppatchannel2779
    @thetoppatchannel2779 4 роки тому +833

    Comma's can change a lot,
    example:
    Time to eat, children!
    *Time to eat children*

    • @prateekkarn9277
      @prateekkarn9277 4 роки тому +5

      Ms peregrins peculiar children?

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 3 роки тому +15

      @EnchantingEcho
      *oh, okay*

    • @CozyHQ
      @CozyHQ 3 роки тому +7

      @EnchantingEcho *-oh so you want to eat kids-*

    • @arty217
      @arty217 3 роки тому +27

      Let's eat, grandma!
      *L e t 's e a t g r a n d m a*

    • @miguelortiz7603
      @miguelortiz7603 3 роки тому +16

      @@arty217 Nooooo, not grandma! She makes the best cookies!!

  • @ruthless_jax
    @ruthless_jax 5 років тому +1579

    $150,000,000, the average American doesn’t make it....
    YOU DONT SAYYY

    • @jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917
      @jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917 5 років тому +9

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated it is a joke because it's exagerrated (like, way over the top). No regular American would make even close to $100 thousand dollars a year, especially after taxes.

    • @landonarchuleta2495
      @landonarchuleta2495 5 років тому +1

      R3Volt. 100K is high pay? My dad make 419K after tax last year.

    • @tesselate4166
      @tesselate4166 5 років тому

      bout to say XD it's more like "That's more than the average American makes in multiple lifetimes"

    • @LarmadSomSecuritas
      @LarmadSomSecuritas 4 роки тому

      he meant to say lifetime

    • @mroof523
      @mroof523 4 роки тому

      The average human doesn't make that much

  • @kingsley.
    @kingsley. 3 роки тому +279

    “Commas are important people!”
    “Commas aren’t people.”

  • @decentral1zed_
    @decentral1zed_ 5 років тому +1407

    my mom told me not to worry about little things
    now look where we are
    losing millions

    • @AkariInsko
      @AkariInsko 4 роки тому +7

      But this is about law

    • @decentral1zed_
      @decentral1zed_ 4 роки тому +8

      @@AkariInskoim gonna be honest with you, whenever I made this comment I have no idea what I was thinking because this makes zero sense to the video so uh

    • @decentral1zed_
      @decentral1zed_ 4 роки тому +4

      nevermind I actually read it properly I missed a word

    • @0HP
      @0HP 4 роки тому

      tismu why is it always a mom

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 4 роки тому +1

      One time in the future, there will be an article that Jeff Besos is now bankrupt, BUT it was Jef Bezo.this will cause Amazon to burn down again and Amazon lo rapidly start loosing money.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +1358

    English Teachers: _i gave my student an f for a missing comma_

    • @Leon-jn1vt
      @Leon-jn1vt 5 років тому +5

      Hello Kremit

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 років тому +111

      Then I gave the English teacher an "F" for using a lower case "i", failure to use quotation marks around "f", and ending without a period.

    • @heisen-bones
      @heisen-bones 5 років тому +24

      So the teacher was paying respects to the student?

    • @PorkchopGMX
      @PorkchopGMX 5 років тому +3

      OmniscientWarrior then I gave you an “,F,.”

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 років тому +2

      @@PorkchopGMX You can keep it as it looks like you will need it for the misuse of the commas.

  • @bayramayvazov3017
    @bayramayvazov3017 5 років тому +410

    "$150,000,000, that's more than the average American makes a year"
    Average American salary: $50,000

    • @rendezvousonmemorylane
      @rendezvousonmemorylane 5 років тому +25

      That's a bit much don't you think. That's a mean not a median. The average american makes quite a bit less.

    • @triehe
      @triehe 4 роки тому +5

      Rendezvous On Memory Lane A mean is the total divided by the sample size, it’s literally an average. A median is a measure of how much a person in the middle of the spectrum is making.

    • @mroof523
      @mroof523 4 роки тому

      @@rendezvousonmemorylane the average American actually makes more

    • @zacharyadams3422
      @zacharyadams3422 4 роки тому +10

      I'm pretty sure that 90% of Americans make less than that,but then bill gates and other billionaires just add a lot lol

    • @zacharyadams3422
      @zacharyadams3422 4 роки тому +4

      @MrMarmalad also counting millionars is important.here's some potentially wrong head math.there's like 800 billionaire in the us and if we say they average at like 5 bill per that's 4 trillion added ,there's about 400 mil people so that's a added 10k to the networth of ye average person,which is far off how much income they may have extra of so doing the math yah your right lol.did the math while writing

  • @mackenziebroadbent682
    @mackenziebroadbent682 5 років тому +356

    Honestly, I learnt multivariable calculus before I learnt how to use commas properly.

    • @mygl4490
      @mygl4490 5 років тому +13

      It honestly seems so much more simpler than English grammar.

    • @mikejameson7678
      @mikejameson7678 5 років тому +16

      @@mygl4490 I feel like the English language has more rules, than what we classify as the laws of physics.

    • @username6630
      @username6630 5 років тому +4

      @Mike Jameson, I see what you did there...

    • @MidnightBloomDev
      @MidnightBloomDev 4 роки тому +3

      Multivariable calculus? Is there single variable calculus? Lol

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 4 роки тому

      @Winston Mcgee You certainly cared enough to comment

  • @edledskal9147
    @edledskal9147 5 років тому +386

    Fact: *$150,000,000 is more than the average American makes in a year*

    • @mrnice4434
      @mrnice4434 5 років тому +22

      Good thing I'm not average!
      or American

    • @wibbleshnautz
      @wibbleshnautz 5 років тому +4

      150 times more than the average american makes in a year

    • @CheeseyMilkshakes
      @CheeseyMilkshakes 5 років тому +18

      @@wibbleshnautz Ah yes because the average American makes $1 million a year...

    • @LilicornRainbow
      @LilicornRainbow 5 років тому

      Probably a life time instead

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 5 років тому +1

      @@CheeseyMilkshakes 😂😂😂

  • @disgal6235
    @disgal6235 4 роки тому +85

    And that is why, i use commas in phrases that, really, dont need any

    • @athenathechesscub7162
      @athenathechesscub7162 4 роки тому +1

      nice

    • @akoiya6300
      @akoiya6300 4 роки тому

      Doesn't use any periods either

    • @kingsley.
      @kingsley. 3 роки тому

      athenathechess, cub, I, agree, I, also, use, commas, every, time,.

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 3 роки тому

      Are you out of breath?

    • @martimrocha9067
      @martimrocha9067 3 роки тому +1

      I'm not a native speaker, but isn't it completely incorrect to put that comma in "...why, i use..."?

  • @rekon798
    @rekon798 5 років тому +455

    Woah, $150,000,000 is more than the average American makes in a year!? 2:56

    • @Solon
      @Solon 5 років тому +99

      I ran the numbers and it is indeed true. In fact there is no country where the average citizen makes 150 million a year. Pretty shocking fact I'd say.

    • @benjiwyatt8812
      @benjiwyatt8812 5 років тому +60

      It's like saying that $30,000 is more than the average cost of a can of soup.

    • @connoo-101
      @connoo-101 5 років тому +28

      @@benjiwyatt8812 If thats so, then I gotta go have a talk with my local grocery store.. They've been ripping off my community for years!

    • @YourMom-lb3mt
      @YourMom-lb3mt 5 років тому +4

      I didnt know about that!, how shocking !

    • @allthingstoallmen8912
      @allthingstoallmen8912 5 років тому +8

      I expected him to say in a lifetime

  • @jmandawgfan2533
    @jmandawgfan2533 5 років тому +623

    Notable example: I love cooking, my family, and my friends.
    See? I accidentally added two commas which completely changed the sentence.

    • @Tevildo
      @Tevildo 5 років тому +64

      Jmandawgfan - "This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God."

    • @otakusway7377
      @otakusway7377 5 років тому +49

      Let's eat,honey
      See i added a comma by mistake

    • @fruitella196
      @fruitella196 5 років тому +1

      Oof

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 років тому +18

      That's big, oof
      See? I accidentally added a comma which makes no difference at all.

    • @threecheeseburrito
      @threecheeseburrito 5 років тому +17

      I want to die today
      I want to die, today
      No difference.

  • @SHARDK2
    @SHARDK2 4 роки тому +350

    "$150 million dollars. That's more than most Americans make in a year."
    PERCEPTION 100

  • @Quroe_
    @Quroe_ 5 років тому +108

    "That's more than an American makes in a year."
    THAT is how you future proof your video from inflation.

  • @EagleKai
    @EagleKai 5 років тому +21

    A bit more than just a missing comma, but Arkansas had a similar issue with one of their laws in 1945. § 8 of “An Act to Authorize and Permit Cities of First and Second Class and Incorporated Towns to Vacate Public Streets and Alleys in the Public Interest” stated that "All laws and parts of laws, and particularly Act 311 of the Acts of 1941, are hereby repealed.”
    By a strict reading of this law, all other laws of Arkansas were repealed. The state supreme court eventually ruled on it and clarified that: "No doubt the legislature meant to repeal all laws in conflict with that act, and, by error of the author or the typist, left out the usual words ‘in conflict herewith,’ which we will imply by necessary construction.”

  • @lebronjames4705
    @lebronjames4705 5 років тому +55

    if you ever feel like you messed up badly, just remember someone sunk a $3 billion dollar submarine because they forgot to close the hatch

    • @suomeaboo
      @suomeaboo Рік тому +10

      I'm pretty sure all submarines sink. It's just that sometimes, it's because something went wrong.

    • @Bagofnowt
      @Bagofnowt Рік тому +11

      ​@@suomeaboosome implode...

    • @green29373
      @green29373 Рік тому +10

      At first I thought this was recent but 3 years ago…

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Рік тому +4

      @@suomeaboo all submarines sink, but some don't come back up

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 5 років тому +455

    The Oxford comma is lovely, un-intrusive, and absolutely essential.

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 5 років тому +40

      *The Oxford comma is ugly, intrusive and absolutely nonessential.

    • @davewhitfield3525
      @davewhitfield3525 5 років тому +24

      @@spelcheak Correct punctuation: is over rated?

    • @L0RDK3Y
      @L0RDK3Y 5 років тому +1

      Darn it you spoiled the video

    • @robinsuj
      @robinsuj 5 років тому +28

      @@spelcheak Rebecca, my mother and my gardener...
      Rebecca, my mother, and my gardener...
      Do you see the difference?

    • @موسى_7
      @موسى_7 5 років тому +3

      @@spelcheak Your face is intrusive, ugly, and nonessential you non-believer in the Oxford comma!
      Lol 😂

  • @fauxltystower
    @fauxltystower 5 років тому +23

    Got into an argument with another engineer over the need for an Oxford Comma, and he just didn't get it. I rephrased it as a SQL expression, and it made perfect sense to him and he used them forever afterward. So, there's an option: teach SQL/T-SQL before English in school!

  • @sugarandbones6272
    @sugarandbones6272 4 роки тому +131

    "when it's a family business, it's not child labor it's chores" lmao xD

    • @tudorjason
      @tudorjason 4 роки тому +7

      And that is why kids in family businesses usually don't get paid.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 роки тому +3

      My mom paid me anyway. She’s awesome.

    • @clarissajaq6085
      @clarissajaq6085 4 роки тому +1

      My dad also paid me 🤟

    • @ZackMathissa
      @ZackMathissa 4 роки тому +3

      My uncle also does business with me from behind. But he doesn't pay me.

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo 4 роки тому +5

      @@ZackMathissa Uhh...

  • @TheZeyon
    @TheZeyon 5 років тому +117

    I was sure this video was going to be sponsored by grammarly

    • @mooncrackers2887
      @mooncrackers2887 5 років тому +3

      You forgot the punctuation at the end of the sentence.

    • @SilveraroShow
      @SilveraroShow 5 років тому +1

      Should have got grammaly

    • @wealthiness
      @wealthiness 5 років тому +1

      @@SilveraroShow "Should have got grammaly"

  • @ProfessorPolitics
    @ProfessorPolitics 5 років тому +67

    "[$150,000,000 is] more than the average American makes in a year."
    I mean, you're not wrong.

  • @BurkinaFaso69
    @BurkinaFaso69 4 роки тому +246

    Alternative title: "How a Missing Comma forced a Company to pay their workers a fairer wage"

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 5 років тому +171

    How a missing full stop in a test costs your break time in school

  • @DIONISIO141299
    @DIONISIO141299 5 років тому +225

    USSR anthem not loud enough, disliked.

  • @Elsie_1233
    @Elsie_1233 5 років тому +136

    Me: You’re so rude!
    Sibling: Name 1 time I was rude to you.
    Me: 0:18

  • @FutureNow
    @FutureNow 5 років тому +110

    "That's more than the average American makes in a year" 😂 This channel is educational and comedy gold.

    • @tz496
      @tz496 5 років тому

      Gold? Damn that's a low standard.

  • @whyamihere3481
    @whyamihere3481 5 років тому +272

    If you don’t got good grammar don’t be writing legal documentations because these require specificionment

    • @donb2527
      @donb2527 5 років тому +9

      Name
      Seems like you’re talking from experience

    • @DespOIcito
      @DespOIcito 4 роки тому +16

      That was the joke

    • @skrrrrrrrrt
      @skrrrrrrrrt 4 роки тому +8

      Haha! I also watched the first 30 seconds of the video!

    • @red_pandey
      @red_pandey 4 роки тому +1

      Grammar Police Reject Haha! I also know what a quote is!

  • @davidioanhedges
    @davidioanhedges 5 років тому +18

    Both Taylor and Son, and Taylor and Sons were never "Inc." as this is a US term ... PLC, or Ltd is the UK equivalent ... so the Logo is neither companies...

  • @Felixkeeg
    @Felixkeeg 5 років тому +26

    "Let's eat kids" and "Let's eat, kids" are two very different sentences

    • @nicodemus7774
      @nicodemus7774 5 років тому +4

      Felixkeeg depends where you are from, if an African, the first would be grammatically correct, while the second will be grammatically wrong, since there is no food and if there is you wouldn't share it would you? While for other people, the second one is grammatically correct.

    • @azowrathisarandomnamewot504
      @azowrathisarandomnamewot504 5 років тому +1

      Nicodemus no, just no

    • @parabolaaaaa4919
      @parabolaaaaa4919 5 років тому

      what if he wants to eat kids

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 5 років тому +1117

    That comma cost $5 million because it was _Supreme_

    • @TheMuslimMan1337
      @TheMuslimMan1337 5 років тому +10

      ,̡̢͖̤̥͕̎̏̓͒̄ͅ

    • @spacelion3001
      @spacelion3001 5 років тому +1

      Why aren't you hired by Supreme yet? This idea of selling a comma is gonna earn them millions!

    • @subhasisbiswas1113
      @subhasisbiswas1113 5 років тому

      How's your representation theory doing?

    • @JBlooey
      @JBlooey 5 років тому

      Colgate

    • @GakeJaskin
      @GakeJaskin 5 років тому

      Evariste Galois why does this have nay likes

  • @Woegon
    @Woegon 5 років тому +1

    This is why i use Grammarly. Grammarly is an extension to chrome that lets you know when you make a mistake. When Grammarly detects a mistake it will give you either a fix and tell you what is wrong or an alternative word. What makes Grammarly also so great is that it is an entirely free extension. Now Grammarly is paring up and is in beta with Google Docs. so that your grammar mistakes will go away. Use Grammarly today to sound so professional, your piers won’t believe it.

  • @tyler89557
    @tyler89557 5 років тому +63

    I've always used a, b, and c
    But then everyone, including my English teacher keep correcting it to a, b and c.
    So here I am, looking at this.

    • @mikatu
      @mikatu 5 років тому +4

      oxford comma is a, b, and c. your teacher is wrong, unless she is american.

    • @D_YellowMadness
      @D_YellowMadness 5 років тому +10

      @@mikatu So that's why that rule is moronic. It's one of those rule the U.S. came up with, probably just to be different. Good thing I've never followed it because I prefer clarity over arbitrary rules.

    • @salamander4829
      @salamander4829 4 роки тому +3

      @@timoteorider1697 You do realise that he didn't say otherwise, and that your comment doesn't do anything but add unessesary explanation to a good point.

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 роки тому +3

      Your english teacher was wrong even for the US. The rule is you CAN use "a, b and c" however "a, b, and c" is MORE CORRECT.

    • @wildstarfish3786
      @wildstarfish3786 3 роки тому

      @@WildBluntHickok a, b and c is correct a, b, and c isn't

  • @TheOfficialCzex
    @TheOfficialCzex 5 років тому +56

    2:55 I'm going to need a source for this...

  • @jonwallace6204
    @jonwallace6204 4 роки тому +7

    Not just punctuation but also word choice matters. “Forgive me father, for I have sinned” is a synonym for “Sorry daddy, I’ve been a bad girl.”

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Рік тому

      Jesus is technically an archaic spelling of Joshua. Christ means "the anointed one". So it's technically correct to call him Oily Josh.

  • @alphaxalex1634
    @alphaxalex1634 5 років тому +519

    Realifelore and Half as interesting upload a the same time
    What does this mean? I don’t know
    Coincidence? I think not
    *Hotel Trivago*

    • @Oliver-pi4wd
      @Oliver-pi4wd 5 років тому +7

      Yes yes yes
      Hotel trivago

    • @DaveSohan
      @DaveSohan 5 років тому +4

      Hotel Trivago - That scrawny dude on TV

    • @thecelestialstarship
      @thecelestialstarship 5 років тому +9

      You mean Hotel, Trivago? That comma will cost you $250,000 now pay up

    • @Vichu.
      @Vichu. 5 років тому

      ZLAuroraSwiper it is hotel? trivago now you should pay 1 billion get ready you poor kid XDDDDDD!

    • @willrocks650
      @willrocks650 5 років тому +1

      AlphaxAlex r/unexpectedtrivago

  • @Hauketal
    @Hauketal 5 років тому +4

    German law actually contains stuff like "if you fulfill condition A *and* fulfill condition B", where the interpretation by courts is "if you fulfill condition A *or* if you fulfill condition B". That's why lawyers have to study years.

  • @AcryllixGD
    @AcryllixGD 5 років тому +35

    3:02 Example number C.
    *Bruh*

  • @jasonshinhenglee680
    @jasonshinhenglee680 4 роки тому +39

    "150 Million dollars, thats more than the average American makes in a year"
    *Well, you're not wrong.*

  • @ArmyNavyAcademy
    @ArmyNavyAcademy 4 роки тому +3

    My publisher removed my Oxford commas from my history book, very upset since it changes the context of things but I wasn't allowed to go back and change things.

  • @ltsgobrando
    @ltsgobrando 5 років тому +28

    "$150'000'000. That's more than the average American makes in a year."
    I literally laughed until I had tears in my eyes. Instant sub with a little bell as well (third channel I've ever clicked the bell). Keep up the more than average work!

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 роки тому +1

      Is $150'000'000 in Australian money? Is that why the commas are upside down?

    • @abadhaiku
      @abadhaiku 2 роки тому +1

      So THAT'S why commas lost them money

    • @ltsgobrando
      @ltsgobrando 2 роки тому

      Guys... I'm sorry I spoke too soon. With Biden in office it appears that $1'5,0'0,0'0,0'0,0'.0.0 per year might be a possibility. Thank you mister a̶l̶z̶h̶e̶i̶m̶e̶r̶'̶s̶ president for fearlessly showing the world that it is okay to kiss your granddaughter on the lips, to boldly sniff things that should never be sniffed, and to demonstrate how imploding your own economy is somehow a good thing. God bless America! (And thank f*ck I don't live there!)

  • @christovdw
    @christovdw 3 роки тому +8

    Punctuation.... The difference between - Helping my Uncle Jack, off the horse; and - Helping my Uncle jack off the horse...

    • @stevenandrews3891
      @stevenandrews3891 3 роки тому +3

      Say 'from' instead of 'off' and there's no worries :)

    • @haykalhakeem4473
      @haykalhakeem4473 3 роки тому +1

      @@stevenandrews3891 Helping my Uncle Jack from the horse? What does that even mean?

    • @stevenandrews3891
      @stevenandrews3891 3 роки тому

      @@haykalhakeem4473 that you are helping your uncle Jack come down from the horse..

    • @spewter
      @spewter 3 роки тому +2

      The capital J in Jack is the important part. It's the difference between a noun and a verb. The comma in the first example is misplaced because it splits a single clause.

  • @hoeyaaron9098
    @hoeyaaron9098 4 роки тому +2

    In Ireland, where the national language (therefore all legal language) is Irish, but almost all people speak English as a first language, had a similar mistake. After the Irish public voted to legalize same sex marriages, the wording of the law (which was in Irish and therefore went under the radar) technically legalized same sex marriage, but outlawed heterosexual marriages. It resulted in a scramble to fix the huge legal issue. We also accidentally legalized recreational drugs for one day.

  • @therealbobmayo5065
    @therealbobmayo5065 5 років тому +23

    as a mainer, yes its confusing, yes people have been sued.

    • @paulkennedy8701
      @paulkennedy8701 5 років тому +1

      Imagine if they'd left out the first "r" in subsection C, just above (0:39). There would have been a lot more exemptions.

    • @therealbobmayo5065
      @therealbobmayo5065 5 років тому

      Paul Kennedy oui oui

  • @PORK-xi9ud
    @PORK-xi9ud 5 років тому +11

    Reminds me of "Let's eat, Grandma!"

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 4 роки тому +2

    This reminds me of an old programmer joke.
    So i went to the store, while there my wife texted me:
    "bring a gallon of milk and if they have apples, bring 5"
    I grabed a gallon of milk, passed by the produce section saw they had apples so i turned around and picked 4 more gallons of milk.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Рік тому

      "while you're there, get eggs"
      He never returned.

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz Рік тому

      @@renakunisaki He is infinitely grabbing more and more eggs, currently holding 23,000 dozen eggs. sorry, 24,000

  • @lool12366
    @lool12366 5 років тому +122

    RealLifeLore and Half As Interesting always upload at the same time nowadays. I smell an anti-Wendover conspiracy.

    • @edinpok5481
      @edinpok5481 5 років тому +1

      Wendover and Half As Interesting are owned by the same guy i think,one guy 2 Channels

    • @lool12366
      @lool12366 5 років тому +5

      @@edinpok5481 Welcome to the joke. r/wooosh

  • @winesgone
    @winesgone 5 років тому +16

    My English tutor genuinely despises the oxford comma.
    And me.

    • @ThomasBob
      @ThomasBob 5 років тому +6

      I hate oxford comas too! My friend is still in an oxford coma, he's been in one for 3 years.

    • @winesgone
      @winesgone 5 років тому +2

      Thomas Bob I meant comma! 😂

    • @micahadams1574
      @micahadams1574 5 років тому +2

      I hate the absence of an Oxford comma ..I really don't understand what is with you people

    • @MoisesCharles
      @MoisesCharles 2 роки тому

      Well you're all objectively wrong.

  • @guyperson8258
    @guyperson8258 3 роки тому +2

    Company: *Forgets Comma*
    5 Million Dollars: Adios.

  • @arushdubey9198
    @arushdubey9198 5 років тому +19

    This is not Half as Interesting, it is Twice as Interesting!

    • @CalvinLimuel
      @CalvinLimuel 5 років тому

      it's also a play on BBC's QI so it's a joke within a joke within a joke

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +118

    My comma has cost just a small loan of a million dollars.

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 5 років тому +2

      How to properly clean your metal computer hi new Justin y

    • @theeel8981
      @theeel8981 5 років тому +3

      Now that’s a lot of -damage- Money

    • @kaiserwigglesiii2369
      @kaiserwigglesiii2369 5 років тому

      Here's a free one
      ,
      I'm running you put of business boy

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 5 років тому

      Lol here ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    • @satisfyinglook8291
      @satisfyinglook8291 5 років тому

      You are Great Value Brand "Justin.Y".

  • @fluffyfour
    @fluffyfour 5 років тому +1

    This is why grammar and spelling matters. So many people get it wrong and, if you point it out, you're insulted and told it doesn't matter. It DOES matter. It can be the difference in getting a job or not, a decent mark in an exam, it can affect your salary and your opportunities. If you know how to use your language properly, you will reap huge benefits.

  • @diezgp
    @diezgp 5 років тому +4

    I am so happy that you referenced that "Nathan For You" episode.

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 5 років тому +15

    well i guess those people
    *DID AN OOPSIE*

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 5 років тому

      well, I guess those people*
      dont wanna get sued, do you?

  • @CodeEmporium
    @CodeEmporium 3 роки тому

    "punish him, not forgive him"
    "punish him not, forgive him"

  • @vishals7601
    @vishals7601 5 років тому +6

    The way you transition to the sponsor of the video is always fun to watch😂

  • @patrickyu8470
    @patrickyu8470 4 роки тому +6

    5:07 is it me or why does it seem so predictable when exactly the “promotion” stuff begins to happen? This time it was a little more subtle, as it usually seems to transition from the video content to “But what if you could ? With , you get free months of .”

  • @BrettonFerguson
    @BrettonFerguson 5 років тому +1

    True Story: When I bought my house I was a little short on the closing costs. The seller who was getting $28k for the house agreed to pay up to $2000 in closing costs to the bank to make sure the deal went through. In the end all the closing costs had been paid, however the document did not say "The seller agrees to pay up to $2000" instead it was typed "The seller agrees to pay $2000". So the day I got my house, I also got a $2000 check from the person I sold it to. Even though I paid 28k, I got 2k back. Which was nice because I had to fix a lot of things in the house. Bank error in your favor, receive $2000.

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 4 роки тому +9

    4:06
    Netflix: "are you still watching?"
    Someone's daughter:

  • @milesmonaco2625
    @milesmonaco2625 4 роки тому +4

    There's so many Missing periods in this you owe me a million dollars

  • @davidkanyo13
    @davidkanyo13 Рік тому +1

    its interesting how in English, sometimes punctuation makes the meaning different (which wouldnt be heard in spoken language), and sometimes tone/emphasis makes it different (which cant be signaled in written language - except for italic or underlining)

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Рік тому

      Or *bold* !
      Vaguely related fun fact: Japanese has a spoken question mark.

  • @Spare_Time_G
    @Spare_Time_G 5 років тому +43

    I work 2 jobs and am running youtube channel. If only overtime hour restriction and / or payment was a thing in my country...

    • @treyforest2466
      @treyforest2466 5 років тому +16

      Spare time G Heh, more like No Spare time G am I right?

    • @msi4887
      @msi4887 5 років тому +4

      In what shithole do you even live and what do you work as lol

    • @timewave02012
      @timewave02012 5 років тому +4

      If you don't want to work 2 jobs and run a youtube channel, don't. All government restrictions can do is deny you opportunity.

    • @deathpony698
      @deathpony698 5 років тому +3

      If you work more the 40 hours between 2 jobs in the US, you wouldn't get overtime

    • @natalie9641
      @natalie9641 5 років тому

      Spare time G Good luck, man.

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 5 років тому +53

    *HOW A COMA COST MY FAMILY A MILLION DOLLAR*

    • @fetchstixRHD
      @fetchstixRHD 5 років тому +2

      Healthcare bills?

    • @Oh-do2xr
      @Oh-do2xr 5 років тому +8

      (STORY TIME)(GONE WRONG)(I DIED?!?!?!)* emotional *

    • @bobsomething3103
      @bobsomething3103 5 років тому

      Sounds like an ACTUALLY HAPPENED title

    • @OPJuiceBox
      @OPJuiceBox 5 років тому

      Bob Something lmao

  • @generalcodsworth4417
    @generalcodsworth4417 3 роки тому +1

    The Oxford comma is only optional if you don't care about getting any consistent meaning accross to your readers.
    So basically anyone who cares enough to use any commas must use the Oxford comma where applicable

  • @codeviper8665
    @codeviper8665 4 роки тому +13

    Finally, a video that I can send people when they say that you don't need the Oxford Comma

  • @amanwhocantthinkofaname4402
    @amanwhocantthinkofaname4402 3 роки тому +6

    “The comma that turned my family novel into a horror.”
    Let’s eat, kids
    Let’s eat kids

  • @huhidk811
    @huhidk811 4 роки тому +1

    Another example is Decca's accidental use of a comma in the title of The Rolling Stones song 'Paint it Black', they printed it as 'Paint it, Black' which is incorrect. Although a seemingly harmless mistake, it caused quite the controversy over a possible racial interpretation. In future printings, the title was changed to the grammatically correct print.

  • @Praharshk
    @Praharshk 3 роки тому +4

    *"150 Million dollars, thats more than the average American makes in a year"*
    I mean he isn't wrong

  • @ArmyNavyAcademy
    @ArmyNavyAcademy 5 років тому +3

    I wrote a history book with the oxford comma but the publisher removed it without telling me. Somewhat annoyed as this changed things.

  • @TheGeographyNerd
    @TheGeographyNerd 9 місяців тому +1

    The Maine court is gonna be having a field day after this one 😂

  • @lewisr3723
    @lewisr3723 5 років тому +9

    Always fun hearing how he’s gonna link the topic to brilliant.

  • @pitedapollo6175
    @pitedapollo6175 5 років тому +5

    She told him she loved him.
    Put only between any words

  • @Lichtboys
    @Lichtboys 4 роки тому +1

    “Cost them 150 Million Dollars. That’s more then the average American makes in a year” that’s why I love this channel

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 5 років тому +4

    That's a pretty expensive comma,
    truly MadLad

  • @nuclearfox210
    @nuclearfox210 4 роки тому +4

    It reminds me of that one time in 1989 when an airplane got lost and eventually crashed in the Amazon because of a missing dot

  • @nethascotx24
    @nethascotx24 5 років тому +31

    Grammar teachers: Heavy breathing

  •  2 роки тому +3

    I feel very bad for Taylor & Sons, they bankrupted because of someone who couldn't spell the company name. Hope they have another business & who made the mispelling is unemployed for a WHILE.

  • @Tech-wf7dc
    @Tech-wf7dc 5 років тому +7

    I got a Grammarly ad before watching this video.

  • @MisterVercetti
    @MisterVercetti Рік тому

    Remember: a comma is the only thing standing between "Let's eat, Grandma," and "Let's eat Grandma."

  • @vb-fruitz7124
    @vb-fruitz7124 3 роки тому +3

    How things can change all of these sentences have different meanings:
    "I" didn't say he stole my bag
    I DIDN'T say he stole my bag
    I didn't SAY he stole my bag
    I didn't say HE stole my bag
    I didn't say he STOLE my bag
    I didn't say he stole MY bag
    I didn't say he stole my BAG

  • @far2kthoughts158
    @far2kthoughts158 5 років тому +8

    3:00 great comparison right?? 🤦‍♂️

    • @communismforall
      @communismforall 5 років тому

      You’re right, the average American only makes 149 million dollars a year which would make it a great comparison

  • @corthew
    @corthew 3 роки тому

    Actually the lack of a comma there means that "this section does not apply to [either this group of thing] or [this one thing].

  • @BrainsApplied
    @BrainsApplied 5 років тому +4

    The cost of this transcription mistake: $150,000,000.
    That's more than an average American makes in a year
    😂
    You cracked me up there :p

  • @WallyGarcia
    @WallyGarcia 5 років тому +67

    Liked the video simply for the Oxford comma.

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 5 років тому +3

      It's a shame people are this dumb.

    • @موسى_7
      @موسى_7 5 років тому +1

      @@spelcheak especially you.
      Don't take this personally I'm joking.

    • @wildstarfish3786
      @wildstarfish3786 3 роки тому

      why? it's not grammatically accurate

  • @nathanielfarrell9014
    @nathanielfarrell9014 3 роки тому +1

    "Ready to go back into the mines kiddos?" LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @DeclanRK
    @DeclanRK 5 років тому +20

    Long live the Oxford comma!

  • @ZenzeroCAM
    @ZenzeroCAM 5 років тому +34

    4:07 I'm pretty sure I've seen similar on Pornhub