Poor Paimon | Genshin Impact Live Action
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#genshinimpactliveaction - Ігри
translation (it might not be perfect)
"Legendary Mora’s Secret Treasures are everywhere in the Golden House"
"But only few people can enter it"
"Sauce and rumors"
"Its pass is on a strange-looking Qiuqiu"
Childe: it's him
Maybe the pass is in his box
Xiangling: ok
Zhongli: Don't be reckless
Look
Outsmart
Unusual Hilichurl: hungry
Childe: Xiangling
Lend me some spice
Unusual Hilichurl: smell good
really not bad
Childe: what
Paimon: wow what
Smell good
It's a mushroom
Delicious
Zhongli: Try this
Unusual Hilichurl: I am a monsters
Holy relic
Paimon: My head hurts
Is a five-star holy relic
Hehe
Traveler
Come and save me
"Don't be discouraged"
"Still have a chance"
Paimon: forgive me
Childe: can't open
Xiangling: look at me
Fire-breathing rice crust~
Childe: let me try
Zhongli: you quit
Vientiane
Unusual Hilichurl: Dazzle
Your moves are really gorgeous
but
This box has to be opened like this
Got it wrong
My elder brother said
The world is dangerous
If you want to live well
Be careful from now on
Paimon: Why don't you think I can't get in?!
"That day, Paimeng finally remembered the fear of being dominated by Daweiqiu"
now thanks for the effort. really appreciate it.
@@17thdecade maybe add as subtitles?
@@zaicol850 thats a great idea.
I hope you don't mind me adding a bit to the translation in the beginning, since it's a little hard to understand.
Narrator: Legend has it that Morax's treasure exists within the Golden House, but only a few may enter. Rumour amongst the civilians has it that the entry pass to the Golden House is in the hands of an unusual Hilichurl.
Childe: That has to be it. The entry pass might be in that suitcase.
Xiangling: Yep! *Gets up.*
Zhongli: You mustn't be rash. *Grabs Xiangling and push her down.* Look.
*Everyone sees the monster's level*
Xiangling: Then...
Zhongli: Outsmart it.
Unusual Hilichurl: I'm hungry.
Childe: Xiangling. *Hold up mushrooms.* Lend me some spices.
Unusual Hilichurl: Something smells good!
System: Elimination of mushroom toxicity.
Unusual Hilichurl: It's so good!!
Paimon: Huh? What is this? It smells so good! It's mushroom!! It's so delici---*faints.*
Zhongli: Try this. *Takes out artifact.*
Unusual Hilichurl: I'm a wild monster, why would I need an artifact?
Paimon: M-my head hurts...huh?! *Sees artifact.* A five star artifact!!
*Trap activated*
Paimon: AAAH! Traveller!! Hurry and help Paimon!!
*FACE PALM*
Xiangling: It's alright guys, don't give up! We still have chances!
*Insert Paimon suffering*
@@WhiteTorn thanks for the addition
Basically
-Co op in a nutshell
-Trying to defeat unusual hilichurl with pain
-Attacked by ruin bots while passing
-Paimon with Bennett's luck
bennett luck... hmmm
hahaha..
All the pain I got in Genshin impact, so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so much when that sword bounced away. Been the case so many times 🤣🤣🤣
ye i agree
Same with me, the claymore sword always running away from me 😂😂😂
So relatable 🤣🤣
LITERALLY MY SWORD JUMPED OFF A CLIFF HHHHHH IT WAS PRETTY FAR FROM THE EDGE TOO-
once i had the freaking sword rolled and dropped to the red zone -__-
Why is no one talking about zhongli who literally dropped a freaking meteor just to unlock the unusual hili's suitcase 😭
Yeah what u wanna talk about it?
everyone would do that 😂
bc people would do that
AH! ITS AN ASTEROID!!!!!
You mean it's not normal to drop a meteor to deal with mundane problems?
When unusual hillichurl is the secret hillichurl archon and participated in the khaenria raid
Dendro archon
@@AceSama.. ded dendro archon
How does it speak mandarin it shouldn’t speak human language.
The other hilichurls towards unusual: TRAITOR
Is he that important?
Dang childe thinking he can cut it with his hydro sword-
he can't even cut wood we those...... whatever those things are
What do you expect? It was made out of water
@@MohitKumar-jk5lf Daggers?
LMAOOOOO
@@Eg-yf3lu but he can break iron ores
how does paimon fall in a hole when she can fly
Golden house childe boss fight last stage
Paimon fly is limited
how does paimon drown
@@Goddess_of_trash and that i still don't know
I think she floats...not lieterally fly?
Even weichurl had enough with bad stat artifact
lol. even i had a hard time getting good stats arti
Yep, gacha on everything
He already had godly rolls on his artifacts
that's some 5 star defense of a brief case hahaha
lol 😂😂
They should keep nuclear codes on that😂👌🏽
not me being the unsual hilichurl chasing the sword
happens everytime in the early patch of the game
1:41 the epic facepalm
the facepalm meme...
More like 1:40
Yep Aether boi face palm 😂
Is this what Genshin looks like while on an acid trip
possibly
Maybe
Me :sees artifact
I guess it's good?
its
HP
HP
DEF
DEF
HP
So that's why the unsual hillichurl didn't take it
@@mcyanfei6320 yeah what he said was that bc he was an NPC he didnt need it anyway xD
its inaccurate tho bc the main stats dont overlap with the substats
@@hayley9066 thats actually really good 5 substat without being upgraded
@@hayley9066 ah pain
1:37 oh my god its like the facepalm meme
Wait, wei could deal damage and also heal?
When is the banner?
what could be his vision?
@@17thdecade dendro? I mean he gave us cabbages right? Maybe it'll explode like klee's
@@bauhiniafolia9673 wait, i thought he was cryo... because his colour scheme
@@kaizeremperaiga1807 childe has red and white, but hes hydro
@@kaizeremperaiga1807 I mean look at Kazuha-
if the unusual hilichurl became a boss in genshin be like:
I love it!
The humor, The effects, The 3D animations
This needs to be a real show! 🔥🔥🔥👍🙏
I like how even in live action the characters are underleveled.
2:30, that plunging... i've seen it for a long time but I still laugh at it
REST IN PIECES PAIMON
lol... 😅😅
No one:
Paimon: *eats mushroom* **Literally fcking dies**
Give her xiao's medicine and who knows what will happen to her
4:36 the weapon reference... I- the trauma is coming back
The sword bounce when opening a sword beside a cliff 👁👄👁
the Hili is an AR 55 random player that appears in your world
I want unusual hilichurl banner... He elemental burst so OP
Wei is the avatar confirmed
Wei?
@@andytorres6052 the unusual hilichurl is also called hilichurl Wei
Zhongli's ult looks beutiful
I feel bad for the people that don't know chinese
(i'm lying sorry i don't)
I know china.and am glad i could hear this masterpiece and actually understand it
@@loryswu7449 Me to
Chinese speaker supremacy
@@loryswu7449 I know Beijing and I understand too
@@seasagar139 BAHAHAJAJSKD
When you don't like Amber but you realized you need Amber and Amber is your only Archer Character: 3:31
It was Barbara and Lisa early stage for me
Laughs in fischl
Laughs in Ganyu
Laughs in venti
I have other archers but she is my only Pyro.
Now because of this video I'll never kills unusual hillichurl
That's so amazing :D
I'm glad that I saw this in my recommendations
Can we talk 2 minutes about those AMAZING cosplays ?
0:50 please- that confused faces of Xiangling and Childe made me go wheezing-
This feels like a fever dream
Danm!! This new Netflix Impact looks good man
Duoduo (Paimon's va) is also voicing Paimon in this video.
Next is rich paimon live action
That moment Paimon forgets she's flying and falls into ground traps
Flying emergency food
Omg Gouba aims right in trailer...wew everything is possible in movies!!!😂😂😭😭😭
I don’t know what the they are saying but wpic
AHAHAHAHAHAHA PAIMON
Nuuu
I like how zhongli I'd just chill and calm as always xD
Every day Farmer in liyue: let’s kill that white hilichurl so we get 3 cabbages!
Farmers: ahhh it’s a hilichurl help!
This is the most random thing I've seen in a while
저건 아니다;
오오 한국인
나는 종려 타탈 얼굴보고 놀람ㅋㅋ 향릉은 그렇다치자ㅋㅋ
알고리즘은 대박이네요!
@@변기범-z5z 앜
that attack on titans ref in the end XDD
im gonna try translate lol
starting monologue: basically there is something that not everyone can get and its on the hands of the unusual hillichurl
childe: yup thats him, and its probably in his suitcase
xiangling: mhm *stands up*
zhongli: *pulls xiangling back down* dont be reckless, look
*notices the hillichurl is lvl 80*
xiangling: then...
zhongli: we have to trick him
hillichurl: *stomach grumbles* ack im hungry
Childe: Xiangling
Xiangling: hm?
childe: lend me some ingredients
hillichurl: smells good! *picks the mushroom* *elimination of mushroom toxicity* not bad
childe: huh?
paimon: ah? what is that? it smells so good, ITS A MUSHROOM *nom nom* tastes so good- *collapses*
zhongli: lets try this *hands out a 5 star artifact*
hillichurl: eh? *looks at the artifact* heh im a hillichurl why would i need artifacts *walks away*
paimon: m-my head, it hurts so bad.... ah, A FIVE STAR ARTIFACT HEHE- AAAAAAA TRAVELLER HELP ME
traveller: *face palms*
childe and xiangling: *facepalms*
xingling: lets not loose hope, we still have a chance!
*cue montage of the hillichurl avoiding all traps while paimon suffers*
paimon: ugh....please have mercy on me..
hillichurl: *falls asleep*
*childe ties the hillichurl up*
childe: it wont open
xiangling: leave it to me! *spins on the suitcase with her polearm* hm? GUOBA GET THEM!
childe: let me try!
zhongli: all of you step back, I WILL HAVE ORDER.
hillichurl: *claps* you guys are so impressive! but, this is how you open the suitcase
xiangling and childe: *steps on a challenge*
*ruin guards and hunters awaken*
*explosions itensifies*
wei: *steps in* *accidentally heals the ruin guards* oops, i messed up. now lets try it again
*dragonballz moment and heals the characters at the same time*
*explosions again*
hillichurl: my big bro told me, this world is so dangerous, if you want to survive, you better be careful!
*opens chest*
*sword tumbles over because teyvat gravity doesnt make sense*
*hillichurl chases after the sword*
paimon: HEY! PAIMON WONT FIT IN THE TEAPOT ANYWAY- eh???
*cue montage of wei chasing after the sword and paimon*
man this took a long ass time, now enjoy the video, non chinese speakers
Chinese speaker here, I was about to translate but then a saw this so thanks for saving my fingers lol
lmao xD wheres part2? THIS IS HILARIOUS
Me not knowing what the hell was going on but enjoyed it to the greatest extent I could anyways. Why was this so well made
Literally died when I saw Paimon float in SHE'S SO CUTE
Is no one going to mention that Zhongli’s cross eyed at 1:42? 😂
I noticed that XD
If you really think about it, the environmental damage from all the battles would probably be very severe
Zhongli meteors and craters, Diona’s and Sucrose’s spilled liquids/drinks, Amber’s Baron Bunny debris, Klee’s forest fires and the depopulation of local fish, and more I have probably missed
It would be hilarious if Guoba just straight up went for another direction
I had no idea live action genshin existed nor how much I needed this in my life
これが社ｔｙ・・・変チャールの本気か
1:52 *...How!??*
CEOBE will be proud paimon! 👏👏
We need a Paimon plush like this!1! Super detailed! And 2 feet tall and a few inches wide...
No person were hurt in the making of this video. Only Paimon 🤣🤣
damn that cgi is pretty good ngl
Открывали сундук-снесли половину леса.
А ларчик просто открывался.
when they made fun of their own bug xD
Buru buru
~mimi tomo
I dont speak chinese but s ol somehow I can understand everything they say
mimi tomoe
I'm so happy this got on my reccomend because I felt the pain I experienced in Gemshin Impact
Xianglings infinite plunge, and the running sword. On man those memes
I absolutely loved this❤️
Got the homie Hilachurl and everything too
Ngl these live actions are low-key cool
Finally paimon touch the ground 😃👌🏻
i can't stop smiling, i loved this
when an unusual hillichurl is stronger than the Geo Archon 💀💀💀
he really said shushumga
The claymore fleeing from us is so accurate pls HAHAHA
Aww...the unusual hilichurls is nice, the cosplay is cool, and poor Paimon who had to suffer
Kinda odd because in game he drops cabbages which references Ai-Chan Honkai Impact’s Mascot and his briefcase has a certain bunny plush which you got Homu the doll that Bronya adores
damn that Childe scares the sht out of me
(Paimon running from the sword and the unusual hilichurl) Aether: "Just go left or right or even up you idiot!"
4:43 : me when I want to get the sword, but it slips and falls down a cliff
If only they could make a live action movie of genshin impact :')
Paimon is beat up so he/she is tenderized now
4:35 the running claymore hahaha
it happens in the actual game 😅😅
@@17thdecade yeah i saw it too, was wondering why tf it was running away. did the whole chase and all
This was so funny strengthens my hopes that maybe Mihoyo will think out of the box and give a Hillichurl a vision or maybe any sort of monster character playable. It could be really fun just like this!
imagine a god cant even break a guy's box and get saved by others
1:36 AETHERS FACE PALM PLS-
Zhongli looking at Paimon in the trap like "How can she be so STUPID"
Daamn they got glados in there
paimon : "the greatest guide"
Its from bilibili
Oh wow... This is some good special effects and cosplay here. ☆^☆
Unusual Hilichurl banner when? Lmao he op asf 😂😎
When they all facepalmed except for Zhongli lmao
This face palm und zhonglis face being like 👁👄👁 😂😂
The VFX in this video have no business being half as decent as they are
5:12 that's me, 5min climbing a HUGE mountain to open a chest then some of the materials falls to the bottom.....................
Paimon: 可yao了我吧hhhhhhh
The sword wants a taste of the emergency food.
😆😆
And that is how to catch yourself a Paimon
The CGI looks better than BORUTO LMFAOOOO