89 Jokes in 14 minutes! Every Single Rhys James 'If This Is The Answer' from Mock The Week

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  • @frasergalbraith
    @frasergalbraith Рік тому +569

    The protein powder gag is great. But the James Bond line is one of the best from all of MtW.

    • @tombstonerforever9374
      @tombstonerforever9374 Рік тому +18

      12:09 is a strong contender

    • @Fifury161
      @Fifury161 Рік тому +3

      I was about to post the same!

    • @Cbuck-in8um
      @Cbuck-in8um Рік тому +1

      Up there with his power rangers joke

    • @grisslebear
      @grisslebear 11 місяців тому +7

      The James Bond joke was practically perfect.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 11 місяців тому +4

      Ok not only was it mathematically correct, it had the perfect slow burn.

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin Рік тому +287

    If anyone is curious, the actual font size of the Hollywood sign would be 43,363.2.

    • @TheMoonRover
      @TheMoonRover 9 місяців тому +12

      Yeah, 1 billion pt would be about 219 miles.

    • @Bman1878
      @Bman1878 Місяць тому

      Haha, I _wasn't_ actually curious, but I'm still glad to have been told in retrospect

  • @michaelbueza2028
    @michaelbueza2028 Рік тому +235

    The James Bond joke is gold!

  • @tombstonerforever9374
    @tombstonerforever9374 Рік тому +177

    Aww look how young you look on your first episode …and your second episode …and every episode.

  • @thatgreenfur6584
    @thatgreenfur6584 11 місяців тому +67

    "Would sir like a bib" made me almost pass out from wheezing with laughter, Jesus Christ

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays Рік тому +79

    May the show rest in peace.
    It was thr highlight of my week and is a great loss.

  • @Bman1878
    @Bman1878 Місяць тому +3

    Watched this clip so many times, all of the jokes are hilarious, but I love how funny Alasdair Beckett-King found that 'Hollywood sign font size' gag 10:16

  • @Tredenix
    @Tredenix Рік тому +22

    8:37 I love that Hugh looks up to agree with you.

  • @klaythoring1326
    @klaythoring1326 4 місяці тому +10

    Sometimes out of nowhere I just gave Rhys pop into my brain going “why should I be town crier I hear ye say?” 😂

  • @blacxthornE
    @blacxthornE Рік тому +30

    oh my god that bond joke is amazing

  • @hedges247
    @hedges247 Рік тому +38

    11:02. Best joke

  • @mountnstream
    @mountnstream 8 місяців тому +10

    "How much of a porn video do I not watch?"
    "Almost 100%"
    So relatable...

  • @SamuelGeist
    @SamuelGeist 11 місяців тому +23

    Absolutely brilliant! Seeing these back to back confirms my opinion of you as one of the funniest ever to appear on Mock the Week!
    Also, hello 2024 from New Zealand!

  • @davefieldhouse5119
    @davefieldhouse5119 Рік тому +9

    Haven’t laughed so much for feckin ages Rhys
    Chur ❤

  • @nigelbond4056
    @nigelbond4056 Рік тому +15

    Love Rhys James, always makes me laugh 🤣

  • @EC-nj3sp
    @EC-nj3sp Рік тому +47

    Always hilarious Rhys! Found out about your social medias roughly a month ago and have had notifications on since! Would love to see you live on your next show!

    • @samgardiner585
      @samgardiner585 Рік тому +2

      I did on his last tour and it’s well worth it

  • @Apocalypse_Promotions
    @Apocalypse_Promotions 11 місяців тому +12

    I just found you and this was instant gold! 😂
    I'm not sure what your schedule is like now, Rhys, but please upload more videos. The world needs much more of your comedy.

  • @waynecarter2169
    @waynecarter2169 3 місяці тому +2

    That James Bond joke was amazingly clever 👍😁

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys Рік тому +13

    "drinky poos" 😂

  • @BruceBlazeLee
    @BruceBlazeLee 3 місяці тому +1

    Came here after enjoying your set at Greenwich on Sunday-brilliant stuff! Hope your yoghurt hit the spot as hard as your punchlines did

  • @eugenedanker2377
    @eugenedanker2377 Рік тому +6

    The funniest and wittiest member of the panel

  • @gsampson97
    @gsampson97 9 місяців тому +5

    I remember first watching Rhys on The football republic years ago and was so happy he got on this show and really made a name for himself

  • @thirdfavouritechild9082
    @thirdfavouritechild9082 Рік тому +14

    Man I miss this show lol, loved you on it man

    • @Beckford4000
      @Beckford4000 Рік тому +2

      did saying that you "miss this show" really make you laugh out loud? I doubt it. 🤦‍♂

    • @Mindofthebrick
      @Mindofthebrick Рік тому +2

      @@Beckford4000lighten up man lmao

    • @LiveHedgehog
      @LiveHedgehog 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Beckford4000 lmfao do you think he's being literal lol. rofl

    • @dylanclarke9497
      @dylanclarke9497 11 місяців тому

      @@Beckford4000 waaaaaah

    • @Brettastic8740
      @Brettastic8740 11 місяців тому +3

      @@LiveHedgehoghmm but I wonder: were you REALLY rolling on the floor laughing? Or are you a LIAR deceiving innocent people for likes on the internet?

  • @HenryWeese
    @HenryWeese 11 місяців тому +4

    Just so you know 1 billion size font is approximately 219 miles! Way bigger than I would've thought. Great jokes!

  • @greg_216
    @greg_216 11 місяців тому +3

    11:59 This is a bookmark for when I need a good laugh.

  • @gauravgummaraju
    @gauravgummaraju 11 місяців тому +1

    Loved you on Mock The Week!

  • @blaa6
    @blaa6 4 місяці тому

    If only there was a huge compilation of all answers from all episodes.
    Appreciate the step in the right direction. 👍

  • @emporioalnino4670
    @emporioalnino4670 10 місяців тому +2

    Gonna roofie myself and watch this again

  • @davidyoung5114
    @davidyoung5114 2 місяці тому +2

    Seeing this again makes me think of a question....'Who would I love to see on TASKMASTER?'

  • @bparry5446
    @bparry5446 11 місяців тому

    how tf do you not have more subscribers? You have an exceptional mind and imagination

  • @SpeedwagonZaidan
    @SpeedwagonZaidan 11 місяців тому +4

    0:53 Is it how many miles I would walk to fall down at your door, if I lost my Phone halfway through the trip.

  • @Starkiller5121
    @Starkiller5121 8 місяців тому +1

    How much does SaltBae charge for a tap water. Shots fired 🤣🤣

  • @seanashmore8785
    @seanashmore8785 Рік тому +4

    You are probably the funniest comedian on the circuit - and have been for some time.
    Happy 2024

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 11 місяців тому +1

      Jesus you either need to get out more or learn when and when not to use hyperboles. I mean the guy is funny but holds no candle to the greats.

    • @seanashmore8785
      @seanashmore8785 11 місяців тому +1

      So, to sum up, your opinion matters, but mine is stupid and immature.

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 11 місяців тому

      @@seanashmore8785 there you go

    • @Arcona
      @Arcona 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ipellaersWho are these greats currently on the circuit that you think are good enough to be a rude prick to some stranger just expressing his opinion?

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Arcona Have some manners while addressing your superior, pleb.

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 Місяць тому

    the drinky poos and James Bond jokes are genius

  • @cuzned1375
    @cuzned1375 9 місяців тому +4

    I wondered what was so funny about Rhys choosing “home news”… and then i checked the broadcast date.

  • @eugenedanker2377
    @eugenedanker2377 6 місяців тому

    Rhys has a beautiful smile with perfect teeth

  • @Thugshaker_thequaker
    @Thugshaker_thequaker 11 місяців тому +7

    0:50 idk what is up with this clip but it’s mentally messing with me because it plays at the same v volume regardless of my phone’s orientation like the speakers do not matter it is inducing a sort of dysphoria

  • @simonsmith1974
    @simonsmith1974 2 місяці тому

    That decibel joke was hilarious

  • @KayyEmChe
    @KayyEmChe Рік тому +10

    Is it my phone or does the video audio dissappear for a while near the start?

    • @johncoops6897
      @johncoops6897 11 місяців тому +5

      The audio is muted for the second one, with the answer of 8.

    • @RhysJames
      @RhysJames  11 місяців тому +4

      That's weird. It's not muted for me. Maybe a copyright thing from someone else illegally uploading this stuff... :) @@johncoops6897

    • @-_James_-
      @-_James_- 11 місяців тому +3

      @@RhysJamesIt's not muted, but there's definitely something dodgy with the audio in that clip. I think it drops to mono sound played in stereo. (As opposed to real stereo.)

    • @Arcona
      @Arcona 9 місяців тому +2

      @@johncoops6897 it's not muted, but sounds weird, like the audio is shifted, kinda sounds mono but triggers my sound system in Stereo PL2 mode to push the audio out the back speakers. So on a phone maybe with Atmos sound processing on it's trying to shift the audio to speakers that don't exist. Try turning off any sound processing/effects your phone has.

    • @johncoops6897
      @johncoops6897 9 місяців тому

      @@Arcona - thanks for the explanation, and that makes perfect sense to me. 👍
      The phone I was viewing on is a old Galaxy Note. Top of the range phone at the time, still very capable due to good CPU and Ram... but only ONE speaker. The phone had awful audio, even from day one.
      So if this video is glitching out to Atmos or something, the down-mix to just one proxy little speaker might be affecting the levels. I may have set EQ etc on phone previously to try and boost sound, and that conflicts with the glitch in this video.
      I don't care enough to even watch the video again, it wasn't much better than the audio 😃

  • @kp6007
    @kp6007 11 місяців тому +1

    What was the bat cave one? I couldn’t make it out!!

  • @UncleShane
    @UncleShane Рік тому +4

    More plz 😂😂😂

    • @RhysJames
      @RhysJames  Рік тому +11

      this is every one of them and the show is finished!

  • @TheBlackClockOfTime
    @TheBlackClockOfTime 11 місяців тому +1

    Brilliant. Please don't stalk me.

    • @cuzned1375
      @cuzned1375 9 місяців тому

      Agreed, @RhysJames - don’t stalk this person. Stalk me instead. 😉

  • @mickthebandit
    @mickthebandit 3 місяці тому

    I actually knew a girl who thought cats were female, dogs were male 😂

  • @cm4099
    @cm4099 Рік тому +7

    This show should come back from the ashes.

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 11 місяців тому +1

      Snubbed too many comedians in favor of women/minority quota. The only people who'd still take time out of their schedule are the unfunny dredges they filled the last seasons with. Someone like Boyle's not coming back only to get removed again because "too male and white and this comedy show needs to be inclusive, funny or not".

  • @Knapp-n-Schlappi
    @Knapp-n-Schlappi 11 місяців тому +3

    The Hollywood Sign is approximately 38880 pt.

  • @csbalachandran
    @csbalachandran 11 місяців тому +1

    What does Dara write when he is wielding his pen on some kind of book / note paper?

    • @RhysJames
      @RhysJames  11 місяців тому +4

      With scenes he used to tally up the amount of successful ones each of us had done, and only stop the round once we all had 3 for each topic I think. So maybe something similar with this round?

  • @im_a_hooman3599
    @im_a_hooman3599 Місяць тому

    13:43 I have a question...

  • @Vtarngpb
    @Vtarngpb Рік тому +3

    God I miss this show…

  • @TheBlackClockOfTime
    @TheBlackClockOfTime 11 місяців тому

    Goddamn I'd like to see some crowd work from Rhys.

  • @patricktaylor488
    @patricktaylor488 9 місяців тому +1

    Anybody else having an audio problem at the 45 second mark

  • @tombstonerforever9374
    @tombstonerforever9374 Рік тому

    Funnily enough I have drinky-poos while watching this

  • @TheGreatFish23
    @TheGreatFish23 11 місяців тому

    holy shit i would not want to watch this on a try not to laugh challenge its impossible not to laugh

  • @grisslebear
    @grisslebear 11 місяців тому +6

    "The answer is '12', what is the question?"
    ME: "What is the average age of my dating pool if I only date my intellectual peers?"

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 11 місяців тому +1

      You misspelt "aggregate".

    • @grisslebear
      @grisslebear 11 місяців тому

      @@ipellaers
      Well shit!!! That just aggregates the hell outta me!!!

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 10 місяців тому

      Me: "What is the average age of my dating pool?"

  • @watchinyouwatchme
    @watchinyouwatchme 2 місяці тому

    Yesssss milk these clips till they revive the show with you as the host.

  • @funnyguy3D
    @funnyguy3D 9 місяців тому +1

    for being in 1080p man the original video you grabbed is really low quality, there must be a higher Q version out there.

    • @RhysJames
      @RhysJames  9 місяців тому +1

      there's like 30 different videos of varying quality in here and there are no better ones available

    • @funnyguy3D
      @funnyguy3D 9 місяців тому

      @@RhysJames shame.

  • @GroovingPict
    @GroovingPict 3 місяці тому

    why is one of them muted?

    • @RhysJames
      @RhysJames  3 місяці тому

      which one?

    • @GroovingPict
      @GroovingPict 3 місяці тому

      @@RhysJames one of the first ones, the one where the answer is 8

    • @RhysJames
      @RhysJames  3 місяці тому

      @@GroovingPict It's not muted, it just only plays out of one channel/headphone. I have no idea why, but it's only about 20 seconds of the whole thing.

    • @GroovingPict
      @GroovingPict 3 місяці тому

      @@RhysJames Oh. Guess this is how I find out that my mono pc speaker only plays one channel rather than blending both stereo channels into one mono channel. Thanks :)

  • @Womblewobble1321
    @Womblewobble1321 11 місяців тому +1

    He's been planning it since 2016

  • @raedeon
    @raedeon 9 місяців тому

    I hope Rhys is like what Ed Burns could have been (I remember his show with Davina)

  • @neverclosetoperfect
    @neverclosetoperfect 8 місяців тому +2

    Im not british enough to get half of these but im assuming those are just as funny as the others

  • @raymondfloyd9046
    @raymondfloyd9046 9 місяців тому +1

    the boy is funny

  • @top_banananaplays
    @top_banananaplays 11 місяців тому +1

    10:10 I'm going to start calling it drinky-poos now.

  • @justincronkright5025
    @justincronkright5025 Рік тому +2

    73 - What is the New Terribly Titled 3-Word Irish Game Show?

  • @charliecook-pt6gu
    @charliecook-pt6gu 9 місяців тому

    funny man

  • @codemanthe2nd343
    @codemanthe2nd343 11 місяців тому

    Wow

  • @TheSuperGuitarGuy
    @TheSuperGuitarGuy Місяць тому

    I wish there were 20 less jokes

  • @LazerMarsupial
    @LazerMarsupial 9 місяців тому +1

    ed gamble looks ill

  • @tombstonerforever9374
    @tombstonerforever9374 Рік тому

    Did you never get the answer right?

    • @killermonjero
      @killermonjero Рік тому +4

      Only Hugh was allowed to get the correct answer.

    • @sgtrock59
      @sgtrock59 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@killermonjero And Andy sometimes ("Is it in fact...")

  • @SilverEye91
    @SilverEye91 11 місяців тому +2

    The audio quality on this makes it absolutely impossible to watch

    • @RhysJames
      @RhysJames  11 місяців тому +5

      The audio is only messed up for 19 seconds of it

    • @SilverEye91
      @SilverEye91 11 місяців тому +1

      @@RhysJames Apologize Rhys! It sounded so dreadful on my phone that I quickly switched the video off. The speaker didn't enjoy whatever was wrong to the point where it sounded like they were being blown out. Seems to be a lot more tolerable with headphones though so I'll watch it on the computer!

  • @ashfuller3480
    @ashfuller3480 3 місяці тому

    What's really funny about this is that this is the state of British comedy, Rhys is the funniest person on the show and everyone else is forgettable. Nobody is going to watch Rosie Jones at the Apollo, the one who looks like Olive from On The Buses isn't going to have a sold out UK tour