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  • @MissLondonE7
    @MissLondonE7 5 років тому +1166

    Look here Kev....your advice is waaaaay more legit than Steve Harvey! Plus your marriage credentials (one wife for 15 yrs) make you qualified....🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @AlllSmiless
      @AlllSmiless 5 років тому +79

      Facts. Can't stand steve

    • @SB-jt1ur
      @SB-jt1ur 5 років тому +8

      Jooles J I disagree but funny

    • @Gloria_All_Day
      @Gloria_All_Day 5 років тому +33

      Yes I agree, Steve has no credibility as far as I'm concern.

    • @sydandtaytum
      @sydandtaytum 5 років тому +21

      @@AlllSmiless yep, steve's got so much racist and sexist shit going on

    • @ursulatroxler7428
      @ursulatroxler7428 5 років тому +20

      He is actually funny 😆😂😂 Steve isn't funny.

  • @clarissa182
    @clarissa182 5 років тому +802

    "He wants an eggplant, but has a door stopper...blrrrpp"! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm done already, LOL.

    • @ExistNNature
      @ExistNNature 5 років тому +5

      🤣

    • @chihuahuachico5864
      @chihuahuachico5864 5 років тому +13

      I almost did a spit take 😭

    • @mayap538
      @mayap538 5 років тому +24

      I fell out with the sound effect 😂😂😂

    • @leebrown2235
      @leebrown2235 5 років тому +9

      I rewind that part 10 times 🤣🤣

    • @brangeeellis3083
      @brangeeellis3083 5 років тому +23

      Then Kev added "little cashew" to the list of foolishness 😂

  • @prettysimplemusic
    @prettysimplemusic 5 років тому +318

    “Here’s the short answer, no pun intended!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @killabarbie4923
    @killabarbie4923 5 років тому +448

    Yoooo she at brother husband immediately! 🤣🤣

    • @latasha1426
      @latasha1426 5 років тому +14

      INSTANTLY! 🤣

    • @TAWEETY
      @TAWEETY 5 років тому +34

      Everything is cooo until she says brother husband...sister wives been a hot topic these last few years.. i say why not.🤷🏾‍♀️😂🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @TJ_Eats
      @TJ_Eats 4 роки тому +1

      Lol... I hear a lot of people talking about brother husband, what's that?

  • @hueyx791
    @hueyx791 5 років тому +169

    Sex isn’t the most important part of a relationship but it is important!
    Good sex can extend a bad relationship and bad sex can end a otherwise good relationship

    • @MegaCadette55
      @MegaCadette55 4 роки тому +41

      Honestly, if "bad" sex can end a "good relationship" , it was never good to begin with. If the love is true and genuine, the sex is the icing not the foundation

    • @ericaj456
      @ericaj456 4 роки тому +5

      @@MegaCadette55 Facts!

    • @imtiredoftheseniggas6618
      @imtiredoftheseniggas6618 4 роки тому +5

      Rosa Mystica right

    • @Howtonaturally
      @Howtonaturally 4 роки тому +2

      @@MegaCadette55 I feel that advice is ok for a woman but not so for a man. A man needs to release his seed, it's just his nature. If a man's wife doesn't satisfy him I feel most men depending on their level of discipline would eventually cheat. They wouldn't leave an otherwise good wife but his nature would become too curious.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 4 роки тому +4

      @@Howtonaturally - They just gave the politically correct answer for likes. 🙄

  • @SamLogan215
    @SamLogan215 5 років тому +555

    He set her up...

    • @antoniocollie865
      @antoniocollie865 5 років тому +43

      SamLogan215 yup

    • @SamLogan215
      @SamLogan215 5 років тому +84

      If a man doesn't attempt to get so before marriage, that's a red flag. I'm just saying. (Some men not all.)

    • @terseandtiny1746
      @terseandtiny1746 5 років тому +42

      She could've asked about the dimensions.

    • @BlackDaddy
      @BlackDaddy 5 років тому +88

      That's why he is following god cause nobody wants to sin with him. Tiny big man.

    • @cecep7259
      @cecep7259 5 років тому +19

      Black Daddy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @renisawinborn234
    @renisawinborn234 5 років тому +244

    This is some of the Best Worst advice EVER! 😂😂😂😂

    • @smoothmorrison7203
      @smoothmorrison7203 5 років тому +3

      I thought so too. Some of us are not about the oral so much. We WANT the penetration. I've never came across a door stop as Kev put it. But I always wanted to know how do we BOTH can be pleased. Penetration wise. I would deal if I knew what it takes with out oral being the end all. Oral is wonderful but it can't be my everything. I think that's were so much prostate cancer in men and weak bladder problems in women is stemming from. Over doing the oral. Just saying. 😇✌❤🍷

  • @prncssdiva20
    @prncssdiva20 5 років тому +656

    1. These puns are killing me. 😂😂😂
    2. I’m never sending you a letter because you play too much.
    3. Wait until 11am est to upload its to early for this mess.

    • @LifeLoveBeautiful
      @LifeLoveBeautiful 5 років тому +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrssecond2none
      @mrssecond2none 5 років тому +7

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @LifeLoveBeautiful
      @LifeLoveBeautiful 5 років тому +6

      @taran lawson yes LAWD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #Kevisatripandahalf too! Lolol

    • @rebelsol333
      @rebelsol333 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂I feel you on #3. I saw what time this posted. I had just gotten off work, I looked at that notification and said I am not messing with Kevin this early in the morning! 😂😂

    • @angelaroberts2882
      @angelaroberts2882 5 років тому +15

      His advice is pure trash 🤣🤣🤣🤣and I’m here for it!

  • @S.K.McCartyMBAMHA
    @S.K.McCartyMBAMHA 5 років тому +159

    "Little Cashew" * I am screaming!* LMBO!!😂💀😂

    • @MsSweets0211
      @MsSweets0211 5 років тому +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @c0wboys4life
    @c0wboys4life 5 років тому +293

    *That painting is just too dope in the back s/o to the artist for hooking ya up with that* 🔥

    • @xxxxRhiRhixxxx
      @xxxxRhiRhixxxx 5 років тому +3

      -Sir WESLEE- he talks about it in the love hour podcast I think they have a promo code for it.

    • @c0wboys4life
      @c0wboys4life 5 років тому +3

      @@xxxxRhiRhixxxx I know I saw the vid when they got it I'm just pointing it out some more, don't remember the name of the artist is all

    • @denrico777
      @denrico777 5 років тому

      Fire.

    • @18missmm
      @18missmm 5 років тому +1

      I luv that painting! 😁

  • @JaundraTenice
    @JaundraTenice 5 років тому +167

    🗣 GET THE STRAP ! or some pills 🤷🏾‍♀️ Eating 🐱 can only go so far !
    And to the other lady 🗣 LEAVE THAT WOMAN’S HUSBAND ALONE

    • @Myunsolicitedthoughts
      @Myunsolicitedthoughts 5 років тому +8

      I seen straps for me but how do you kindly suggest for your husband to put on that shit🤔🤔🤔😂🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @sharitastinson109
      @sharitastinson109 5 років тому +1

      I just heard a message about that, that is pure witchcraft.

    • @RacieRain
      @RacieRain 5 років тому +3

      You better say that, sis! 😂🤣 Destroying my natural flora with all that spit. Get up with a yeast infection.

  • @DHB2
    @DHB2 5 років тому +201

    "You trash him in the comments" I'm done😂😂

    • @jonathanharris9794
      @jonathanharris9794 5 років тому +1

      The funniest one!😂😂😂

    • @LTinATL
      @LTinATL 4 роки тому +2

      😂Just to get it started!😭😭😭

    • @selle1330
      @selle1330 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @buellreaucracy
    @buellreaucracy 5 років тому +863

    That man better learn to be a pro at eating 🐱 😂😂

    • @ChristinaQueenHeart
      @ChristinaQueenHeart 5 років тому +148

      Eating can only take you so far in life lol. That brother husband is his best bet or a strap.

    • @AA_SE14
      @AA_SE14 5 років тому +77

      ChristinaQueenHeart a straaaap😭😭😭😭😭😂😩

    • @lovelyone0509
      @lovelyone0509 5 років тому +8

      ChristinaQueenHeart Agreed

    • @lovespell4425
      @lovespell4425 5 років тому +2

      You are right😁

    • @SoakUpTheSonny
      @SoakUpTheSonny 5 років тому +68

      June Summer 🤣🤣🤣🤣 not a dead man!!

  • @JaLisaMarie
    @JaLisaMarie 5 років тому +422

    Wow , he could have at least said something lol he knew how big that tic tac was. He disrespectful.

    • @AA_SE14
      @AA_SE14 5 років тому +25

      What u mean so he should never get married😂

    • @UniquelyYanique
      @UniquelyYanique 5 років тому +76

      Jalisa Thompson she could’ve tried to sneak a peek though fr

    • @NatashaVincent
      @NatashaVincent 5 років тому +30

      This took me out. This poor maaaaaaan 😭🤣

    • @AlllSmiless
      @AlllSmiless 5 років тому +73

      @@AA_SE14 She didn't say he should never get married. She said he should have said something *before* he got married. I agree, he triflin

    • @AlllSmiless
      @AlllSmiless 5 років тому +33

      @@UniquelyYanique Girl, right! Lmbo, just cop a quick feel, accidentally brush up on it 😂

  • @tiki2976
    @tiki2976 5 років тому +357

    Welp...Kev just ruined The Prayer of Jabez for me 😭😭😭

    • @nicolelawrence7722
      @nicolelawrence7722 5 років тому +9

      Completely and totally. 😪😒

    • @poontang32
      @poontang32 5 років тому +23

      Enlarge my Territory

    • @Madoubfree
      @Madoubfree 5 років тому +3

      He certainly did.

    • @sbrown1282
      @sbrown1282 5 років тому +29

      HE 👏🏿 RUINED 👏🏿 IT 👏🏿 FOR 👏🏿 US 👏🏿 ALL!! 👏🏿 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.....

    • @sevenp.8640
      @sevenp.8640 5 років тому +6

      I hit the floor 😂😂😂😂

  • @LetsBeClear87
    @LetsBeClear87 5 років тому +229

    I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘annulment’ sis.

    • @teesherese7849
      @teesherese7849 5 років тому +9

      LetsBeClear 😭😭😭😭

    • @183Itsme
      @183Itsme 5 років тому +5

      LetsBeClear 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dostergroup
      @dostergroup 5 років тому +5

      ImmeeedgitLy!

    • @vlbrown5789
      @vlbrown5789 5 років тому +8

      Say it louder...she can't hear you thru the disappointment!!!👀🤣🤣😥👉🍆🥜

  • @iamjoedy4883
    @iamjoedy4883 5 років тому +203

    😂😂😂 "😬is the ink dry on that marriage license...."

    • @rachela397
      @rachela397 5 років тому +4

      It dried when they did it 😂😂😂. You need to atleast look at it.

    • @becktayy5398
      @becktayy5398 5 років тому +3

      Yo I fell out 😂😂

  • @KhalilahBall
    @KhalilahBall 5 років тому +72

    HOW DOES JOSH NOT BUST OUT INTO LAUGHTER DURING THESE RECORDING??? 😂🤣😂

  • @cdoubler1697
    @cdoubler1697 5 років тому +123

    THIS....IS....CLASSIC KEV. Might be one of the funniest comedy segments ever. I had to comment again

  • @keltotheb
    @keltotheb 5 років тому +255

    I feel like he tricked her. He knew damn well what he was working with.😆 "Let's wait till we get married" 🙄 Unfair

    • @msfreeatheart
      @msfreeatheart 5 років тому +21

      kelly burgess 😂😂😂that’s exactly what I was thinking.

    • @earlem9771
      @earlem9771 5 років тому +1

      Maybe he knew he wasnt big but big enough lol

    • @willquoikapor
      @willquoikapor 4 роки тому +24

      Or...he’s a really devout Christian and doesn’t believe in sex before marriage. 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @GoldenGraham25
      @GoldenGraham25 4 роки тому +12

      Will Quoikapor: All the more convenient for him, yeah🤣🤣🤣

    • @idwtbam
      @idwtbam 4 роки тому +2

      There are hollow dildos

  • @MotivationNAffirmations4YRLife
    @MotivationNAffirmations4YRLife 5 років тому +92

    It is EN-TI-ER-LY tooooo early for the shenanigans to be this high in the morning....😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @MistressPixie33
    @MistressPixie33 5 років тому +111

    I like this, Kev. You're like the black Dr. Phil, man. Good job!

  • @AllDayFinesse
    @AllDayFinesse 5 років тому +151

    Is it bad that I want to see homegirl testify against that pastor?😂😂😂
    Talk about an 11 o clock service🥴

    • @AnalystAyi
      @AnalystAyi 5 років тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @kathyrodriguez820
      @kathyrodriguez820 5 років тому +6

      You messy. 😂

    • @lonesomedove325
      @lonesomedove325 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Taewills
      @Taewills 5 років тому +11

      Omg me too! I’m shoutin for a follow-up! When can we find out?!? Monday after Sunday service.... maybe a Wednesday service? 😂 🤣

    • @Godsgoodgriefministry
      @Godsgoodgriefministry 5 років тому

      🤣🤣

  • @Ruffdogg21
    @Ruffdogg21 5 років тому +320

    If Kev hosted Wild N Out, his name would be Thick Cannon.

  • @Blaqsnake
    @Blaqsnake 5 років тому +215

    😂Talk about everything before marriage!😂Everything!

    • @shogun8dchosen172
      @shogun8dchosen172 5 років тому +8

      Blaqsnake yep something was amiss 🤔

    • @ljgil850
      @ljgil850 5 років тому +26

      There also needs to be some kinda verification..people can talk a good game

    • @Godsgoodgriefministry
      @Godsgoodgriefministry 5 років тому

      💯

    • @denrico777
      @denrico777 5 років тому +4

      @@ljgil850 I'm not a Christian so I could be wrong, but you can at least LOOK before marriage, right?

    • @ljgil850
      @ljgil850 5 років тому +2

      @@denrico777 idk lol..if it is..I definitely broke that rule growing up

  • @eastontaylor9561
    @eastontaylor9561 5 років тому +64

    I couldn't be josh ..I would've been busting out laughing 😂🤣

    • @brangeeellis3083
      @brangeeellis3083 5 років тому +1

      Me too cause I am laughing out loud at work so if I was in the room while it was being filmed, it would be a wrap!!!

  • @DHB2
    @DHB2 5 років тому +219

    "I only started dating him because his wife has cancer" 😂😂 what!?

    • @davaceniaadams881
      @davaceniaadams881 5 років тому +149

      Girl it happens!! When I was in chemo someone asked me "would you mind me dating Big Daddy when you die?" I was like " GUESS WHAT??? I CLAIM LIFE IN JESUS NAME!! AND 11 YEARS LATER I AM STILL GIVING HER THE SIDE EYE!!!!

    • @Jamaican_queen25
      @Jamaican_queen25 5 років тому +63

      Davacenia Adams people are crazy!! What in the world.. That is tasteless and kind of disrespectful. Who asks someone that? That shouldn't even be a thought. Lol

    • @therealkenj98
      @therealkenj98 5 років тому +36

      Davacenia Adams what!? LOL WHAT!? It would have taken everything in me not to take something and smack them in the head.

    • @fortis17
      @fortis17 5 років тому +66

      Davacenia Adams she been lusting over your husband for a long time. Stay clear of her. She’s no friend.

    • @davaceniaadams881
      @davaceniaadams881 5 років тому +51

      @@therealkenj98 Yeah. I believe she just did that because she knew I was super weak and in a wheelchair at the time, and we were IN CHURCH!!! She felt safe.

  • @angelique707
    @angelique707 5 років тому +175

    Mornin’!
    Wow... a life sentence?! 😂 That’s rough. Punished for following orders...
    I know - detention. I’m going.

    • @markville1061
      @markville1061 5 років тому +5

      angelique707 💀💀💀💀

    • @romeda5156
      @romeda5156 5 років тому +5

      That what happens you wait till marriage to smash 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @imhuemankeepURcolorsforcrayons
      @imhuemankeepURcolorsforcrayons 5 років тому +2

      angelique707 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾Name twin! There is only a handful of ppl I met with that name! 🥰

    • @Taewills
      @Taewills 5 років тому +6

      At least get playful in a jacuzzi together 🙄
      A public jacuzzi will ensure you don’t go too far & you test out the equipment.

    • @squad7792
      @squad7792 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CrossSM
    @CrossSM 5 років тому +78

    Kev: absolutely tell the wife, and this is how you do it. The next time they have testimonial service...
    Josh faintly in the background: 😨whoaaa
    😂😂😂😂literally crying

    • @TheRAH1
      @TheRAH1 5 років тому

      Jacobi 💀

  • @jamojayj
    @jamojayj 5 років тому +33

    That suit looks so pastoral “counselish”. I love it! 😃

  • @redhope6222
    @redhope6222 5 років тому +170

    He knew about his size and he should have made her aware of it before they got married. HE KNEW. He should have been the one to initiate the conversation, she should not have been in this position to initiate the conversation.

    • @fortis17
      @fortis17 5 років тому +7

      Red Hope the onus is just as much on her, as it is on him. If she wanted to find out, then she should have also asked. Can’t blame dude alone.

    • @183Itsme
      @183Itsme 5 років тому +40

      Trevor Tomlinson 🙄 disagree!!

    • @dostergroup
      @dostergroup 5 років тому +19

      @@fortis17 Soooo, are you confessing with us right now? *Every* male above 18yo has seen porn, or his brother(s), his cousins or his buddies in gym & he *knows* if *his* penis *is teeny.*
      Not below average, small, about average, short, little nor a Lil' small, but plain ole' teeny. PeriodT!
      At The very root of this, is not lacking inches of manhood, but the measurable lack of his Mandom. This sister has not married a *man.*

    • @BluDrop5
      @BluDrop5 5 років тому +6

      Honestly, most men who are of decent size brag about it during the relationship stage anyway...

    • @BigLance27
      @BigLance27 5 років тому +3

      @Marina Guajardo naw ma it's her fault cus any man who is wholeheartedly willing to wait until they married to have sex without putting up a fight an they not a virgin an waiting cus of religious purposes shoulda been a tell tell sign for her.

  • @SupremeCourt247
    @SupremeCourt247 5 років тому +49

    You thought his wife had cancer and he promised a ring and his wife recovered and what do you do? You can't be serious!!!!

  • @jazzminwilliams8447
    @jazzminwilliams8447 5 років тому +77

    Yes! Let the internet destroy him! That's brillant!

    • @DatDyme980
      @DatDyme980 5 років тому +2

      She evidently, has NothinG to lose. 😁

    • @alexandraj.3582
      @alexandraj.3582 5 років тому +2

      It was the funniest lol

  • @inkonp-Able
    @inkonp-Able 5 років тому +71

    “ I believe in you little weeny” I dieddddd 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Con’s of celibacy, but we just tryna do right by God. Girl! Teach him how to pleasure you in other ways like he said but I know eventually you’ll want more. That’s tough!!

    • @skylerb97
      @skylerb97 5 років тому +2

      I was exactly at that part when I saw this comment

  • @nottanyne
    @nottanyne 5 років тому +47

    Yo them glasses stretched to maximum capacity lol hahahah painting in the back FIRE🔥🔥🔥

    • @kayjones3187
      @kayjones3187 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂Leave his big head alone.

  • @jjco63
    @jjco63 5 років тому +121

    This Used Cars Salesman is doing an amazing job with these puns.

    • @BassMonsterTiff
      @BassMonsterTiff 5 років тому +20

      Used car salesman! 😂 i was thinking deacon when i saw the thumbnail but this also applies

  • @mrssecond2none
    @mrssecond2none 5 років тому +39

    Not the doorstop noise 🤣😂🤣
    Did you just come from swimming? 😂🤣😂

    • @Livontheg0
      @Livontheg0 5 років тому

      JaeSpot “ya hate to see it” 😂

  • @pk1980kls
    @pk1980kls 5 років тому +24

    That “I don’t go to that church”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I almost crashed my car listening to this

  • @sharitastinson109
    @sharitastinson109 5 років тому +49

    Did she really say she staying for a netflix account.

  • @mariodevonmusic
    @mariodevonmusic 5 років тому +25

    😂😂😂 listen I need you to know you’re a comedic genius. Accept it

  • @jahnelll
    @jahnelll 5 років тому +62

    Unrelated but your skin looks amazing

  • @angelmason23
    @angelmason23 5 років тому +51

    This advice gone get somebody beat up 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jujubean1986
    @jujubean1986 5 років тому +66

    Can the sister who was the side chick let me know the church name and address? I want to support her when she gives her testimony 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @cerise1683ify
      @cerise1683ify 5 років тому +4

      J Thompson me too🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

    • @amaram7169
      @amaram7169 3 роки тому

      😅

  • @mojasul
    @mojasul 5 років тому +30

    I’m the kind of immature that giggles every time Kev says “BUTT!”🤭🤭🤭

  • @thehoneydeev
    @thehoneydeev 5 років тому +19

    “Is the ink dry on that marriage certificate?” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️😅

  • @stark_vasto
    @stark_vasto 5 років тому +55

    "How long you been swimmin, Years"
    Lmao

  • @davaceniaadams881
    @davaceniaadams881 5 років тому +23

    Dang it!!! HOOKED ON ANOTHER KEVONSTAGE PRODUCTION!!! THIS GONE BE ALL I DO IN A MINUTE!!!

  • @dukemadden4341
    @dukemadden4341 5 років тому +38

    He got a door stopper!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ms.ladysmith3463
    @ms.ladysmith3463 5 років тому +17

    I want to see Joshy face while Kev be answering these questions.

  • @lostoutside7195
    @lostoutside7195 5 років тому +72

    Who else thought he was about to sing 🎶He needs some milllllk🎶 at 01:29

    • @EverydayGworl
      @EverydayGworl 5 років тому +1

      I thought he was too😂😂😂

    • @skylerb97
      @skylerb97 5 років тому

      I thought it was gonna be “he needs some heeenesssy”

  • @shanara2002
    @shanara2002 5 років тому +9

    Not the door stopper sound! Took me flat out!!! 😂😂😂

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 5 років тому +13

    What to you all think about this:
    No premarital sex BUT premarital inspection.

    • @Dnell-tb1yd
      @Dnell-tb1yd 4 роки тому +2

      That's not gonna work. If you see, you're gonna want to touch.....

  • @kevint9316
    @kevint9316 5 років тому +10

    Those first 6 minutes killed me Kev! I hate you dawg! 😂😭😂😭😫

  • @KacyJalice
    @KacyJalice 5 років тому +19

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am literally Kev (and Melissa's even though she's not in this vid) biggest fan. I love KevOnStageStudios

  • @najahz052583
    @najahz052583 5 років тому +4

    Everytime he say BBUUUTTTT I start crying!!! I can't with you right now

  • @wenlaw9911
    @wenlaw9911 5 років тому +23

    Be sure not to use baby voices when you take a shower😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @stillirise4401
    @stillirise4401 5 років тому +7

    The suit, office setting, teeny-weeny glasses, hilarious suggestions...all perfection! Great addition Kev.

  • @brehussar5016
    @brehussar5016 5 років тому +14

    Kev be stretching his glasses with his head 😂😂

  • @teeswrld
    @teeswrld 5 років тому +15

    I died laughing . This was too much, Kev has so many good lines. Low key I want to write in just to see the response. 😂😂😂

  • @yeyamusic
    @yeyamusic 5 років тому +14

    Wow the advice for the rapper was SO good actually hahaha WINWIN!

  • @notesamir2047
    @notesamir2047 5 років тому +28

    Dude i hate you 🤣🤣🤣🤣he said water it 🤣🤣🤣 burst out laughing in this meeting

  • @zionthedon7745
    @zionthedon7745 5 років тому +16

    I feel so bad for this dude. I've literally had moments of adversity when I thought, "damn at least I still got a big package"

  • @riri-rose
    @riri-rose 5 років тому +17

    Blue chew needs to sponsor this content💪💪🤷🤷😂😂😂😂

  • @NVme08
    @NVme08 5 років тому +12

    This is a hilarious addition! I hope you keep this!!

  • @manifestationofgod1379
    @manifestationofgod1379 5 років тому +24

    Leave that married man alone!!!

  • @mo2743
    @mo2743 5 років тому +8

    The painting in the background is dope!

  • @thattiffchik
    @thattiffchik 5 років тому +11

    This the content I signed up for!!!! Advice is SOUND ok?! Tell the church on that pastor!

  • @GeeSmith333
    @GeeSmith333 5 років тому +10

    Lil Smokies Kev, Viennas come in cans.😂😂😂 Sis got trapped in the name of the Lord 🤭😂😂😂

  • @chhart79
    @chhart79 5 років тому +12

    You told her to do a testimony 🤦🏽‍♀️ bahahahahahahahaha 🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂

  • @jonathanleeper8240
    @jonathanleeper8240 5 років тому +18

    “The best worst advice” 😂

  • @jasminesanchez542
    @jasminesanchez542 5 років тому +26

    No one:
    Not one soul in existence:
    Kev: *Waters the little weenie*

  • @MSquHaired
    @MSquHaired 5 років тому +5

    MELISSAAAAAA!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 GET YOUR MAN GIRL!!!!! He’s clowning. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @splouffy
    @splouffy 5 років тому +123

    Just get a divorce honey. Youre never gonna get over it. In fact, one day youre gonna bring it up in an argument and itll be over anyway.

    • @freeandblessed8500
      @freeandblessed8500 5 років тому +18

      Yep......Thats what most women
      do. We sure enough scream "That's why your .....Is like the Song "Itsy Bitsy Spider😂😂😂😂😂

    • @squad7792
      @squad7792 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blacketernal7139
      @blacketernal7139 5 років тому +2

      This is solid advice.
      On the flip side there are women with very tiny vaginas. Thats why you wanna talk about sex.

    • @bebéface678
      @bebéface678 4 роки тому +2

      That’s some terrible advice

    • @splouffy
      @splouffy 4 роки тому +12

      @@bebéface678 its not getting bigger and she isnt going to change what she wants.

  • @prnssbuttercup
    @prnssbuttercup 5 років тому +4

    “Make sure it gets some sunlight” I’m so tired of you 🤣🤣

  • @selinadeloach6680
    @selinadeloach6680 5 років тому +12

    Centimeter Peter 😂😂 I’m crying 😭😭

  • @TheRinn3453
    @TheRinn3453 5 років тому +5

    I'm happy to see Kev doing something by himself! I watch all the other podcasts/interviews he does and people are always complaining that he over talks people. (I don't care. He's the reason I'm watching anyway...) 😊

  • @juicyparsons
    @juicyparsons 5 років тому +9

    "you and Blueface are really changing the game....!" lmao I hate this advice 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BluDrop5
    @BluDrop5 5 років тому +7

    The portrait of him and Melissa is killing me softly...

  • @monisahjones9758
    @monisahjones9758 5 років тому +4

    I love when you do dear KevOnStage it's hilarious. Your advice be having me SMH.

  • @machellebangbang1938
    @machellebangbang1938 5 років тому +23

    First person, So in a the years or months they have been dating, you trying to tell me she has never seen it..at least took a peek, pulled down the draws of Jericho, inquired about the gates of heaven.. C'MON SON!!!...lol

  • @blackwealthcreatorpodcast5189
    @blackwealthcreatorpodcast5189 5 років тому +11

    Hilarious but insightful as usual!! Keep Grinding Kev, love seeing your growth 💪🏿

  • @jali276
    @jali276 5 років тому +2

    I am hollering...🤣🤣....Kev you are a complete FOOL!!

  • @CupcakebytheOcean
    @CupcakebytheOcean 5 років тому +15

    For number three: was she waiting for the wife’s ring 🤦🏾‍♀️. What a disgusting woman and why would she want a man that messes around on his sick wife planning for life after her death?!?

  • @caleb3704
    @caleb3704 5 років тому +15

    Now I know Kev got on some basketball shorts on 😂

  • @courtneymoore7328
    @courtneymoore7328 5 років тому +4

    Kev you almost got me kicked out my Uber this morning. You had me laughing way too hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @natalieshepp641
    @natalieshepp641 5 років тому +6

    Iam dead!! Like DOA. Like what in the "Little cashew that could" is going on here?? lol. Yall I almost choked when he said push pop!!! Dang, that wedding night had to be real awkward!!

  • @cjohn250cj
    @cjohn250cj 5 років тому +70

    Im sorry, but showing the rapper dad that he just isnt going to make it was funny as HELK!!!

    • @Taewills
      @Taewills 5 років тому +1

      I almost fell out my chair here at work! 😂 🤣 😂 💀 💀

  • @tsuyayaka1
    @tsuyayaka1 5 років тому +7

    The advice for the first letter was just a straight roasting session. 😂

  • @ladyindaroom
    @ladyindaroom 5 років тому +28

    I'm saved, and love me some Jesus. When God sends my husband, he can not have this situation. I would not be attracted to him sexually at all, and it would irk my nerves. Not to mention, I'm not faking not one moan at all.
    That's my Truth and it's Honest.

    • @Dnell-tb1yd
      @Dnell-tb1yd 4 роки тому

      I can not believe what I'm reading...sex is only one component of a relationship. If you married a man that you were attracted to and the sex was bomb, then he was involved in a accident and could no longer perform, are saying that the marriage would be over?
      Or if you were happily married for years, and then age related issues complicate or prevent you from having the sex life you previously enjoyed, does that mean it's over?
      A good marriage should be based on a lot more than that! You should enjoy just being with that person, just talking with them, listening. Not to discount the physical, but perspective is needed..

    • @ladyindaroom
      @ladyindaroom 4 роки тому

      @@Dnell-tb1yd You wrote a long book, but you have made some very valid points. I'm not saying a marriage should be based on the physical, but their has to be some attraction. I can't do what I just can't do.

  • @OurKindofEntertainment
    @OurKindofEntertainment 5 років тому +3

    @16:06 "I don't go to that church..." ROFL 😂😂😂😂

  • @lovelygenise8178
    @lovelygenise8178 5 років тому +6

    I fell out when he played bless me 😂

  • @gloczmcgee1144
    @gloczmcgee1144 5 років тому +3

    I was dead at the door stopper sound.💀💀💀💀

  • @ashleeyy9494
    @ashleeyy9494 5 років тому +4

    got kev started on the "buuuuuuuuttt" 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @nattyscorner3303
    @nattyscorner3303 5 років тому +1

    "I didn't laugh...chuckled at best" Kevin you are just tew much LOL

  • @jenniferclarke8080
    @jenniferclarke8080 5 років тому +30

    Centimeter Peter!!! I can't.... Treat him like a man he is... Little weenie after celibacy that is the worst. You wait all this time and then disappointed. But he probably has a kind heart lol..

  • @asinia23
    @asinia23 5 років тому +3

    These videos are now my favorite series. Keep going.

  • @Lonrain18
    @Lonrain18 5 років тому +5

    God i just wanna thank you for the blessing you gave me down under... it aint the longest but it damn sure aint small either. Thanks you the MVP
    Kev jokes got me dying😂😂😂

  • @undergroundkween
    @undergroundkween 5 років тому +2

    The way he says BUTT is hilarious!!! I can't deal!

  • @HeyTash
    @HeyTash 5 років тому +98

    Get an annulment and start at least seeing the junk while you’re dating.

    • @tatathebutterfly
      @tatathebutterfly 5 років тому +17

      HeyTash I was thinking the same thing. I believe in at least a test drive.

    • @ShakiraKGardner
      @ShakiraKGardner 5 років тому +37

      HeyTash first gift...grey sweat pants!

    • @183Itsme
      @183Itsme 5 років тому +11

      HeyTash Agreed! Because she will never be satisfied in that area. Leads to cheating 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @qtslim83
      @qtslim83 5 років тому +6

      SK Gardner now, THIS is a great idea lol.

    • @Arvndenise
      @Arvndenise 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @alizdix3380
    @alizdix3380 5 років тому +2

    This advice was way better than I thought.