Crumbl Cookie Is Now A Terrifying Cult

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  • @lowellbentley
    @lowellbentley 4 місяці тому +6479

    They tried to sue other cookie businesses in the area saying they copied them because they used a box to put the cookie in. They are against the free market protection.

  • @tracemakesart5867
    @tracemakesart5867 4 місяці тому +4389

    “I can not enjoy going out when there’s people around ruining my experience” omg same! Layze you just get me

    • @Miss.Lechuza_Chusma
      @Miss.Lechuza_Chusma 4 місяці тому +6

      Does he ? You don't even know eachother

    • @ririshiftzzz
      @ririshiftzzz 4 місяці тому +37

      @@Miss.Lechuza_Chusmahe liked the comment

    • @TOMATOARMY382
      @TOMATOARMY382 4 місяці тому +13

      @@Miss.Lechuza_Chusma and how do you know? 🤨🤨

    • @ManicM_12
      @ManicM_12 4 місяці тому +5

      @@TOMATOARMY382bro it literally says 😒

    • @Jelly_Jay_15
      @Jelly_Jay_15 4 місяці тому +5

      Real! like please go do something else!

  • @Emma-ex8gx
    @Emma-ex8gx 4 місяці тому +6729

    Omg, why are people so weird! Queuing for hours to give some millionaires some more money for some mediocre cookies, just because they think they'll impress randoms by posting a photo of them on Instagram. This is like a black mirror episode

    • @cherylbrown-m4i
      @cherylbrown-m4i 4 місяці тому +202

      seriously...wtf is going on w ppl??

    • @Gallagerstan
      @Gallagerstan 4 місяці тому +173

      Society is doomed

    • @Flower_lilie2564
      @Flower_lilie2564 4 місяці тому +271

      Crumbl cookies are the cookie versions of the Stanley cups lol

    • @LucyFerr000
      @LucyFerr000 4 місяці тому +54

      ...the same people who will complain about homelessness and strict job requirements 🤣

    • @s.evie.
      @s.evie. 4 місяці тому +14

      A south park episode

  • @Hellokitty_loverI1n
    @Hellokitty_loverI1n Місяць тому +40

    19:48 “everyones looking at me like I’m a fúçķíñğ youtuber ” HELP LAYZE YOU ARE ONE…😭😭

  • @MidnightFae375
    @MidnightFae375 4 місяці тому +1226

    Those cookies are a perfect representation of not only her makeup but also personality. Blank till decorated

    • @Romantic_Juliet
      @Romantic_Juliet 4 місяці тому +76

      I'll give you credit when I use this in an argument bestie 😭💗

    • @Sab-um8xv
      @Sab-um8xv 3 місяці тому +1

      Some of them taste like her too! 100% fake and artificial

    • @Katfall2012
      @Katfall2012 Місяць тому +8

      How do you know her personality??

    • @meowandpawyt
      @meowandpawyt 19 днів тому +1

      @@Katfall2012 in her videos I guess she shows a lot of her personality so maybe that’s what she meant

  • @lauren1779
    @lauren1779 4 місяці тому +1767

    You can literally make any cookie you want at home. 100 percent your creation unlimited opportunities.

    • @summersunsets9556
      @summersunsets9556 4 місяці тому +107

      For a quarter of a price too. Even buying a store bought mix is a better deal.

    • @jasperz3135
      @jasperz3135 4 місяці тому +58

      Way less maddening and a lot more fun, too. Best bonding time with my sisters is when we're squinting over recipes, altering them at random, or panicking and squawking because we left different mixes for five different things in the fridge, didn't label them, and have to guess. Had some bad recipe accidents from that and general clumsiness, but a lot more fun in one hour than wasting a quarter of our day in line for a split second of dopamine, too.

    • @marklouis1890
      @marklouis1890 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@summersunsets9556was that and I'm not hard pressed to get an outrageously sized cookie

    • @junrobin9335
      @junrobin9335 4 місяці тому +10

      Mine usually turn out burned. I got no baking skills or cooking skills. Even following a step by step recipe. I still get horrendous results.
      But I can ask my mom to make cookies. xD

    • @marklouis1890
      @marklouis1890 4 місяці тому +6

      @@junrobin9335 Hey don't feel bad I'm not good at baking cakes to save my life 😂😂😂

  • @aspenmaria
    @aspenmaria 4 місяці тому +2252

    Layze flirtatiously eating a cookie while holding eye contact with a girl also eating a cookie is a joy i didn't know I needed.

    • @osmanthuswine5336
      @osmanthuswine5336 4 місяці тому +67

      The relationship announcement in a few months fr

    • @Kallmemral
      @Kallmemral 4 місяці тому +20

      * jaw drop *

    • @HoomieArtz
      @HoomieArtz 3 місяці тому +9

      It was probably just a joke lol

    • @Sedow7
      @Sedow7 3 місяці тому +24

      *and this kids how i met your mother*

    • @MrZal88
      @MrZal88 3 місяці тому +3

      3:00

  • @hypocritehaterofficial3283
    @hypocritehaterofficial3283 3 місяці тому +85

    As a Canadian, I went there for the first time there in Florida and I had a cookie from there. It was so sweet. I couldn’t eat it. and I tasted the other cookies to see if there was any other that wasn’t like that, but they were all like that. my mother had the same sentiment too.

  • @nara9026
    @nara9026 4 місяці тому +2848

    3:13 the only reason why kylie still have a lot of money, it’s because she keep forgetting her purse 😭😭😭

    • @thesecretshade
      @thesecretshade 4 місяці тому +203

      The "I forgot my wallet" thing is what broke people do to make other people pay for their food.
      That or they are manipulative AF.

    • @CuddlesNCassy
      @CuddlesNCassy 4 місяці тому +115

      @@thesecretshade except she's not broke! Usually her assistant holds her card. Lord you can't fix stupid! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

    • @anamosity_soso
      @anamosity_soso 4 місяці тому +8

      She steal it from Britney

    • @urmomswallet
      @urmomswallet 4 місяці тому

      Rip ur notif

    • @snowqueen51
      @snowqueen51 4 місяці тому +27

      She's driving without a license too.

  • @N1GHTSPARK_Entertainment
    @N1GHTSPARK_Entertainment 4 місяці тому +4678

    0:41 “here take my child “
    “I don’t need it” 😂

    • @WorkingAtMcDonalds
      @WorkingAtMcDonalds 4 місяці тому +51

      They be running from child support like Toji.
      For real though this is what I imagined when he said that he sold his child to the zenin clan

    • @CuddlesNCassy
      @CuddlesNCassy 4 місяці тому +7

      Are you ok? Genuinely concerned. That's what you got out of the whole video? Wow 🤡

    • @N1GHTSPARK_Entertainment
      @N1GHTSPARK_Entertainment 4 місяці тому +44

      @@CuddlesNCassy tf are you mad for?💀

    • @winniejung
      @winniejung 4 місяці тому

      THEY WETE BERRER PARTS THATS Y STAY MAD​@@N1GHTSPARK_Entertainment

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 місяці тому +27

      @@CuddlesNCassymad for no reason 😭

  • @TabiANDMushy
    @TabiANDMushy 3 місяці тому +106

    4:24 *someone eating a cookie* “what’s the white stuff?..” my honest opinion watching them eating the crumble cookie: coem.

  • @lem-z9b
    @lem-z9b 4 місяці тому +749

    Out of topic but
    I can't help but notice everytime layze wears a cancer awareness tshirt. It's something that always makes me smile:)

    • @maddie2cool851
      @maddie2cool851 4 місяці тому +37

      I love his shirts. I always look at them ❤ the cancer awareness shirts make so happy also!!

    • @karl6683
      @karl6683 4 дні тому +1

      oh my god what I didn't even realise 😭😭 that's actually so nice wtf..

  • @hahaxxx5043
    @hahaxxx5043 4 місяці тому +3014

    2:22 “…usually only my boyfriend does that to me” made me choke on my food 😭

  • @Nina-fc8ey
    @Nina-fc8ey 4 місяці тому +3270

    7:17 "Look how cute her box is~"
    As she holds up the basic pink box with additional text on it 😂
    Edit: Woah guys! Thank you for so many likes!

    • @JasmineBrown-ud2yf
      @JasmineBrown-ud2yf 4 місяці тому +173

      she also does the whole review in such a... monotone manner, idk how to describe it. The way she bites, cuts off, holds things, stares at the camera is like how every other influence does it. HOW SHE TALKS TOO. The pink box ain;t that cute ngl

    • @thesecretshade
      @thesecretshade 4 місяці тому +47

      ​​@@JasmineBrown-ud2yfthey both remind me about Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie when they did TV gigs about doing "normal average working people" things like cooking on a budget or working in different work settings and It was the cringest thing ever.
      They acted just like these two.
      Came across super fake.

    • @sen0440
      @sen0440 4 місяці тому +14

      ikr lmao but maybe they liked it minimalistic and shit so i cannot judge, ppl have different taste 🧚🏻‍♂️

    • @AshlyRobin-p1k
      @AshlyRobin-p1k 4 місяці тому +1

      😭😂

    • @MoMotaroDaisuke
      @MoMotaroDaisuke 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@sen0440 it's just goofy

  • @Heylo12345
    @Heylo12345 3 місяці тому +30

    I miss the days where it was only kids that copied each other to this level and ran out and bought things because their favorite celebrity said to but social media has full grown adult acting like that. I’m embarrassed for them.

  • @divasins6356
    @divasins6356 4 місяці тому +1794

    It's so cringe how these people have to submit and play along in her delulus...the kardashians and Kylie are really toxic and delusional. The fact that people follow these lunatics is astonishing...I question where everyone mentality and sanity is at...

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 місяці тому +124

      I certainly wonder when it’s gonna be their downfalls, I’d definitely be watching

    • @margusiraptor9729
      @margusiraptor9729 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, they're still in the celebrity cult matrix. Looking up to people like the Kar/Jenners and supporting them after all the damage and exploitation they've done is very uhm... Slow of them lol. I can't stand celebrities tbh.

    • @magicmyc2672
      @magicmyc2672 4 місяці тому +56

      You and I both. Famous for fuck all.

    • @DefinitelyNormalMe
      @DefinitelyNormalMe 4 місяці тому +50

      Dw there still some people here with common sense such as me . I just hope our planet doesn’t get invaded by these type of people. Specially the Karen’s and the narcissist ones .. omg I just can’t 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @normairizarryni
      @normairizarryni 4 місяці тому +68

      They need to get humbled. Like, really really humbled. I’m also convinced that the fans that they do have, are in some kind of cult.

  • @Prickly_Cactus_1993
    @Prickly_Cactus_1993 4 місяці тому +9463

    if you are struggling please remember that you are loved, I know sometimes life can be unbelievably harsh and cruel, but there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, it could take a few days to find it or could take years but it's there, you just have to look for it. I know it's scary to get help let alone ask for it. But if you need it please seek help. People are there for you and want to help, you just have to let them. Remember that you're so strong for making it this far, don't give up now. People love you even if it doesn't seem like it.

    • @mytruthmylife8725
      @mytruthmylife8725 4 місяці тому +526

      Thanks brother ❤ my brother passed away a little over 3 months ago, I just got his autopsy results yesterday. It's been rough. He passed one day after my nieces (his only daughter and child) 6th b'day. To be honest she's been the strongest out of all of us ❤

    • @monicaconstantin5625
      @monicaconstantin5625 4 місяці тому +183

      ​@@mytruthmylife8725I'm sorry for your loss how sad 💔

    • @BalancedBunny222
      @BalancedBunny222 4 місяці тому +136

      Thank you for this. I'm not feeling well today at all. ❤❤❤ lupus is no joke

    • @rosiered3403
      @rosiered3403 4 місяці тому +113

      Love to everyone experiencing pain. I had to say goodbye to my cat one month ago and my dog two weeks ago. I'm alone and lonely. I think our Layze family is full of kind, loving and empathetic people.

    • @Serotonin0verdosed
      @Serotonin0verdosed 4 місяці тому +60

      Thanks man, I needed that

  • @mun3698
    @mun3698 4 місяці тому +779

    Not them eating the cookies like squidward taking a bite outta a krabby patty

    • @Billisnearyou
      @Billisnearyou 4 місяці тому +16

      FR WHAT

    • @exooutsings
      @exooutsings 4 місяці тому +6

      Lmao right 😅

    • @Daiyodo
      @Daiyodo 4 місяці тому +7

      it’s because of her ozempic

    • @broskibrobro1278
      @broskibrobro1278 4 місяці тому +9

      @@DaiyodoI’m not even a kylie fan, but you rlly can’t just assume she’s on ozempic . She was relatively skinny prior to ozempic existing

    • @Tallyhallfan420
      @Tallyhallfan420 4 місяці тому +13

      @@broskibrobro1278🤓🤓🤓 erm she was skinny before the semiglutides oh my god I’m a simp to her oh my god erm you should now that erm🤓

  • @Rawr_15
    @Rawr_15 2 місяці тому +26

    19:22 not lazye struggling to flirt lol

  • @Marriedyall
    @Marriedyall 4 місяці тому +5690

    0:02 LOOKIE😒LOOKIE😘LOOKIE🫣ITS😢CRUMBLE🤑COOKIE🍪CRUMBLE😷COOKIE🫥FOE😵LIFFEEE😩 CRUMBLE🥳COOKIE😝😝😝 HAHAHHWYWYAHAHA”

    • @CatsAreCute.7
      @CatsAreCute.7 4 місяці тому +252

      Omg all the emojis you used 😭✨

    • @eve3xo
      @eve3xo 4 місяці тому +90

      fire tune 🙏🙏

    • @Nyami-127
      @Nyami-127 4 місяці тому +64

      BAHAHA THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES 😂

    • @Himikoslovrr
      @Himikoslovrr 4 місяці тому +39

      Crumbl cookie for life crumbl cookie 🗣️🗣️

    • @3DDI3_XD
      @3DDI3_XD 4 місяці тому +24

      The emoji’s 😭

  • @Stvpid_M0rtal
    @Stvpid_M0rtal 4 місяці тому +524

    This is the Stanley cup all over again. Each time it gets remixed with something else. Never thought food would be in the mix

    • @Khardi_Bombardi
      @Khardi_Bombardi 4 місяці тому +21

      First that cup then tote bag and now cookies?? Whats next?
      It looks like you only need to pay bunch of influencer to promote your limited product and generate hype. This is weird...

    • @Kreshura-tm5rb
      @Kreshura-tm5rb 4 місяці тому +15

      ​@@Khardi_Bombardi socks, yes, socks. You'll see, soon in the future, socks will be trending.

    • @ineedalife81
      @ineedalife81 3 місяці тому +8

      @@Kreshura-tm5rbsaving a screenshot of this comment by the time its like 2025 or later to see if ur right

    • @Kreshura-tm5rb
      @Kreshura-tm5rb 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ineedalife81 somewhere in the future, it's gonna happen, that's for sure

    • @cctaryn576
      @cctaryn576 3 місяці тому +4

      @@ineedalife81 yknow what i screenshot it too, itd be great to talk about the socks trend and bring up some random comment from a year ago

  • @smiley_alls
    @smiley_alls 4 місяці тому +2037

    “what’s that white stuff?”
    layze: “c*m.” MADE ME SPIT OUT MY WATER.
    also 7:33 was so unhinged 😭

  • @flaminhotyoshi7403
    @flaminhotyoshi7403 4 місяці тому +336

    The irony is that Crumbl isn’t even that good. They opened one in my town back in April, I’ve tried it probably 4 times since and each time I’m mildly disappointed that I spent so much on a mediocre cookie/cake.

    • @cirquedefreak7329
      @cirquedefreak7329 3 місяці тому +16

      I’ve tried it once and it was good imo with the flavor I got idk what it was someone took some at work but tbh I avoid crumbl bc I know that even if it’s mid I’d like it so I just avoid it. Some flavors sound good but idk if it’s worth 6 bucks.

    • @insomniax.2394
      @insomniax.2394 Місяць тому +2

      some are good but other ones are dsgusting and too sweet

  • @RoyaltyJacob13
    @RoyaltyJacob13 3 місяці тому +33

    Wait a minute is Layze blussing 😂 19:27

  • @overdoneskeleton
    @overdoneskeleton 4 місяці тому +3539

    As soon as I saw Shane Dawson promoting them (with no ad disclosure on any of their parts) I knew this was a shady company

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 місяці тому +164

      Shane Dawson tryna be shady after what happened 😭

    • @Mwlos.
      @Mwlos. 4 місяці тому +51

      the vid was published 1 hour ago and this comment is 22 hours ago 💀💀💀

    • @aerineu
      @aerineu 4 місяці тому

      @@Mwlos.members access early

    • @kawaiistarr
      @kawaiistarr 4 місяці тому +95

      @@Mwlos.bc they're a memeber

    • @Mkk_does_art
      @Mkk_does_art 4 місяці тому +58

      @@Mwlos.they’re a member so they see videos a day early

  • @lilysmommyXO
    @lilysmommyXO 4 місяці тому +512

    Her bites were so small because those cookies are 700-800 calories each on average 😂

    • @FrostAndTheForest
      @FrostAndTheForest 3 місяці тому +38

      Watching her practically lick those cookies was infuriating. Just eat normally!!!

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 2 місяці тому

      800 calories ain't shit

    • @fr0nk571
      @fr0nk571 2 місяці тому +25

      ​@toyotawitha20mm35 for one cookie its way too much 💀💀

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 Місяць тому +4

      @@toyotawitha20mm35 Wdym, 800 calories a meal is almost too much, nevermind 800 a cookie

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 Місяць тому

      @@crypticcryptid4702 800 is not ENOUGH, I eat like 1k a meal, and I'm 145 lbs still (5'11)

  • @sofiamontalbano
    @sofiamontalbano 4 місяці тому +629

    “that’s not even a bite..”
    layze sounded SOO disappointed when he said that 😭🙏

    • @c.w.3226
      @c.w.3226 4 місяці тому +7

      I agree. But the problem is that the cruble cookies are so high in calories, that 1 wholecookie is probably their entire calorie limit for the day. If they try more than one, they have to take small bites. The serving size on their website is 1/4 of a cookie, which is 760-1080 calories per cookie for the current week's list.

  • @jessecampbell3068
    @jessecampbell3068 2 місяці тому +6

    Your face on Tina from Bob's Burgers had me dying 😂 I went back and watched it a few times

  • @metalerapeligrosa
    @metalerapeligrosa 4 місяці тому +590

    14:55 "i don't go out everyday and they decide to pick the same day that i go out" REAL TALK🗣️🗣️

  • @chaereib
    @chaereib 4 місяці тому +906

    19:47 "everyone is looking at me like im a youtuber" also Layze being a youtuber: 👁👄👁

  • @mangooo_jm
    @mangooo_jm 4 місяці тому +873

    16:45 Olivia Rodriguez that lil Mexican girl that be crying 😭

  • @Sirinslament
    @Sirinslament 4 місяці тому +25

    The cookies--me and my family tried them and we deemed them wayyyy too sweet for our tastes. And that’s crazy coming from ME. Who LOVES what my family considers too sweet. NO. I MEAN IT WAS TOO. SWEET.

  • @forkshifter
    @forkshifter 4 місяці тому +251

    "Oliva? ... Stick to your singing, girl"
    17:20 had me rollin 😂 😂

  • @1nmyCera
    @1nmyCera 4 місяці тому +251

    19:47 “everybody is looking at me like I’m a UA-camr” LAYZE YOU ARE ONE😂😂

  • @eva4everrrr
    @eva4everrrr 4 місяці тому +670

    0:41 "take my child"
    "I don't need it😭😭"

  • @maattamiah6799
    @maattamiah6799 2 місяці тому +4

    why is layze SO relatable i love this man so much i manipulated my siblings into loving him LOL

  • @SoapyBlubbles
    @SoapyBlubbles 4 місяці тому +201

    My grandma bought me some crumbl cookies once. They were the sweetest cookies I ever had, like, so sickeningly sweet that my eyes were watering and my stomach was bubbling. My family had one bite each and then they rotted on our counter for three days. Why these people like them is beyond me.

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 4 місяці тому +25

      That sounds like a kid's science project for school. That's quite unsettling, yikes!

    • @Maytrixwasheree
      @Maytrixwasheree 3 місяці тому +10

      From the looks alone I could tell it was probably so sweet to the point where even candy corn wouldn't be as sweet as that, no offense to any candy corn lovers out there

    • @v0id525
      @v0id525 3 місяці тому +4

      They are definitely super sweet, but wow, you have a weak stomach. It made your eyes water? I think you have some allergy to an ingredient.

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 3 місяці тому +10

      @@v0id525 You're not that person's doctor nor are you qualified to make any diagnosis either. A person need to get an allergy test to determine whether or not they have one, not some random stranger on the internet. Their reaction is completely normal and it doesn't mean they have a weak stomach.

    • @v0id525
      @v0id525 3 місяці тому +2

      @dragonfliesnh4204 How in the world is that reaction normal? I know many people who have had crumble cookies, and they have never reacted like that. That is very abnormal.

  • @BigAlexgator
    @BigAlexgator 4 місяці тому +493

    19:22 Layze getting hot and bothered by the eye contact is SENDING MEEEEEE
    😂😭💀
    Omg no and it just led to social anxiety 😭😭😭

    • @LucyFerr000
      @LucyFerr000 4 місяці тому +6

      (try not make eye contact. try not make eye contact. )

    • @minimalea
      @minimalea 4 місяці тому +5

      The start of a romance😂😂😂

    • @boethia7367
      @boethia7367 4 місяці тому +3

      I've never found him hot until he smiled at her. 😅

  • @zhongliidonglii
    @zhongliidonglii 4 місяці тому +658

    Only the cornbread cookie with the honey frosting looked amazing. The lady slurping it up has sold me lmao

    • @kierstynsaoirse
      @kierstynsaoirse 4 місяці тому +22

      right 😂

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 місяці тому +34

      It was so good she was slurping it up like there’s no tomorrow 😭

    • @therealtraceinspace
      @therealtraceinspace 4 місяці тому +30

      Layze was slurping that banana pudding at the very end!😂

    • @Lix_lee_reaction7
      @Lix_lee_reaction7 4 місяці тому +17

      Ima tell you it’s nasty it like 3 cups of sugar sweet

    • @normairizarryni
      @normairizarryni 4 місяці тому +2

      She was slurping it like it was the that thing that she would slurp.

  • @quarklol
    @quarklol 2 місяці тому +6

    18:25 is my favorite part -- the PANIC on Layze's face lolol

  • @VeronicaWang
    @VeronicaWang 4 місяці тому +836

    As a mukbang-er this video is hilarious 😭😭 slurping is an Asian thing comes out in weird ways 🤣🥹🤣🤣🤣

    • @WafaDailyVlogs
      @WafaDailyVlogs 4 місяці тому +50

      im asian but i dont do that though

    • @VeronicaWang
      @VeronicaWang 4 місяці тому +84

      @@WafaDailyVlogs I know asians that do and dont lol

    • @LuciarStar
      @LuciarStar 4 місяці тому +10

      This needs more likes 😂

    • @shakeemsymonds7362
      @shakeemsymonds7362 4 місяці тому +45

      It's a culture diff; different cultures subconscious ways of showing that food is good while eating. In alot of Asian cultures it's slurping, in North American ones it's finger licking!

    • @geneticallyengineeredcatgirl
      @geneticallyengineeredcatgirl 4 місяці тому

      Omg stop making slurping a cultural thing. Why are you so hurt.

  • @Bear.-
    @Bear.- 4 місяці тому +2517

    They’re acting like crumbl cookies are a expensive makeup brand 💀
    Edit: Bro my comments get more likes than my videos 😭

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 місяці тому +124

      They gonna be throwing hands like they did with the Popeyes chicken sandwich 😭

    • @AutumnSwift2
      @AutumnSwift2 4 місяці тому +24

      It will be after this

    • @RyeRye01
      @RyeRye01 4 місяці тому +42

      Imagine they make a makeup brand called crumble 😭

    • @eyelash-bug
      @eyelash-bug 4 місяці тому +12

      @@RyeRye01 atp they might as well, they have elf soo 💀💀💀

    • @g0sty02
      @g0sty02 4 місяці тому +4

      It is tf 💀

  • @Scrimmified
    @Scrimmified 4 місяці тому +165

    these just look like those cheap frosted sugar cookies that people bring to school functions.. i feel insane rn

    • @hildahilpert5018
      @hildahilpert5018 3 місяці тому +10

      I can go to Walmart or HEB and buy a whole dozen cookies that are fine.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 3 місяці тому +2

      Really the only difference is the way they've been designed for compatibility with short form content.

    • @Clowny.cake666
      @Clowny.cake666 2 місяці тому +4

      The cheep ones are better tbh

    • @Frannie_Kaito
      @Frannie_Kaito 15 днів тому

      I can go to a store to easily get sugar cookies for a cheaper price

    • @user-df6zj5gh3j
      @user-df6zj5gh3j День тому

      Those are so fire😮‍💨😂😂

  • @Cara-wg3hp
    @Cara-wg3hp 5 днів тому

    I can’t thank you enough just for making content and being you, I’ve been so stressed about school and other shit lately, but your vids honestly make me feel 100x better, and stops me from other thinking. You’re amazing:33

  • @Kaylee13433
    @Kaylee13433 4 місяці тому +453

    “I’m surprised other people do that because usually only my boyfriend does that too me” EXCUSE ME IM LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW

  • @Rakhi_the_sloth
    @Rakhi_the_sloth 4 місяці тому +332

    The way layze's videos cure my depression,adhd,ed,drug addiction and all of my other problems in life is magical 😂😭
    Thank u layze

    • @Keti-b7d
      @Keti-b7d 4 місяці тому +37

      It cured my stupidity because after every one of these I know that I’m considered smart compared to the weird people he talks about lol

    • @skrunklylittleguy7
      @skrunklylittleguy7 4 місяці тому +11

      I'm so glad Layze helps you so much!! Good luck with overcoming your addictions!! ❤

    • @winniejung
      @winniejung 4 місяці тому +1

      😊 ur welcome 🙏

    • @Rakhi_the_sloth
      @Rakhi_the_sloth 4 місяці тому

      @@Keti-b7d omg real

    • @Rakhi_the_sloth
      @Rakhi_the_sloth 4 місяці тому +5

      @@skrunklylittleguy7 awww thank you sm!! I hope you have a great day/night

  • @EliaHerve
    @EliaHerve 4 місяці тому +134

    19:25 idk if this was real, but if it isn’t you got some acting skills bestie, cause I felt that through the screen. I love this video, thank you much for bringing me so much laughter. you are incredibly underrated, yet so real. please. never change.

    • @the_potatoe789
      @the_potatoe789 4 місяці тому +4

      fr though! I loved that part 😭👻

  • @TatiyanaTownes
    @TatiyanaTownes Місяць тому +4

    LOOKIE LOOKIE LOOKIE ITS CRUMBL COOKIE CRUMBL COOKIE FOR LIFE CRUMBL COOKIE…
    Never gets old

  • @Nico_juststop
    @Nico_juststop 4 місяці тому +355

    18:47 THE MOMENT LAYZE REALIZES HE HAS COVID

  • @Dex_KF
    @Dex_KF 4 місяці тому +243

    17:45 HELPP HE CHOCKED ON A COOKIE
    U SHOULD'VE TAKEN A STRAW

    • @PeanutBon
      @PeanutBon 4 місяці тому +9

      I was laughing so hard

  • @elfangel94
    @elfangel94 4 місяці тому +199

    6:04 “i wish i was this excited about anything in my life” BRUH💀

    • @sen0440
      @sen0440 4 місяці тому +12

      totally relateable

    • @Tallyhallfan420
      @Tallyhallfan420 4 місяці тому +7

      I maybe be a very happy person but not that happy for cookies

  • @janettejack7721
    @janettejack7721 5 днів тому +1

    You are seriously funny!!! Others try so hard, but you are genuinely funny 😂

  • @SUPwithTHAT
    @SUPwithTHAT 4 місяці тому +62

    "Why are her bites so tiny?!!"
    Also
    "These cookies are 600-900caleries per cookie"
    😂😂😂

  • @CarrotSane
    @CarrotSane 4 місяці тому +264

    0:22 “Uhm ill name my next rose toy after you☺️”
    *I cant 😭🤚*

  • @Shibdyuti
    @Shibdyuti 4 місяці тому +741

    As an introvert with no understanding of social cues and high social anxiety, yes, it's a crazy adventure. I'd do something embarrassing which will result in several sleepless nights

    • @legrandluan
      @legrandluan 4 місяці тому +19

      Youre just like me fr

    • @KokabNaz-d4k
      @KokabNaz-d4k 4 місяці тому +6

      Fr

    • @zandersdead
      @zandersdead 4 місяці тому +6

      real lmao

    • @Barbequedtomatoes
      @Barbequedtomatoes 4 місяці тому +3

      Real

    • @krischambers9021
      @krischambers9021 4 місяці тому +5

      If you have someone in your circle you trust, perhaps bounce it off of them; maybe they'll have a different perspective. Don't react too fast😊

  • @KhloeAlpha
    @KhloeAlpha 23 дні тому +1

    You're my favorite, love you!! I just had surgery, and you're the only thing stopping the pain.❤❤❤😊

  • @mu1chir0tokito
    @mu1chir0tokito 4 місяці тому +347

    BABYGIRL HAS RETURNED

  • @thecollierreport
    @thecollierreport 4 місяці тому +116

    "You're so basic with your cookies, we're not the same, I'm all about the authenticity, the authentic influencer collab cookie!"

  • @Just.me-al0n3
    @Just.me-al0n3 4 місяці тому +146

    Not gonna question the intro 💀
    Edit: y’all remember when layze said “coming up cookie drama” in one of his other old videos he predicted it LMAFO 💀

  • @LauranaK1234
    @LauranaK1234 2 місяці тому +13

    19:11 I think it's my sister bc she allways stars at ppl like that and does he have a child with her and she went to crumble cookie and she came back and said me and this guy was. Making eyes contake

    • @fcpv
      @fcpv 28 днів тому +1

      Are you in Connecticut?

  • @Noodles-hp9yh
    @Noodles-hp9yh 4 місяці тому +239

    This is terrifying. I pray the new generation breaks out of this programming and wakes up.

    • @Muddy-Goldfish72
      @Muddy-Goldfish72 4 місяці тому +22

      The new generation is stuck watching brainrot videos. Do you really think out of every generation, THEIRS is gonna break this cycle? Pray all you want, but I don't think they're waking up anytime soon; they're in a coma😭

    • @anne-claudec9405
      @anne-claudec9405 4 місяці тому +30

      Ok, I'm an oldish woman, but I just don't get it.
      Six months ago it was the same sh*t with Stanley cups instead of (half raw) cookies, and in six months it will be just the same mass hysteria about some other kind of cr*p.
      Yay consumerism !

    • @Noodles-hp9yh
      @Noodles-hp9yh 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Muddy-Goldfish72 ahhh I hear you. I hear you

  • @police.wife_Amy
    @police.wife_Amy 4 місяці тому +61

    Thanks!

    • @Layze
      @Layze  4 місяці тому +39

      thank you!

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 місяці тому +10

      FATHER LAYZE CAN FEED US NOW pls father may I make a request

    • @police.wife_Amy
      @police.wife_Amy 4 місяці тому +3

      @@highsourjamapple9141 no! it’s for cat treats

  • @babygorlie
    @babygorlie 4 місяці тому +186

    I would never purchase overly-sweet, over-priced cookies that I could whip up in 30 minutes for a fraction of the price.

    • @mysticneko
      @mysticneko 4 місяці тому +9

      Agreed! They’re too sweet and mushy.

    • @tv-21
      @tv-21 4 місяці тому +2

      The only time I got one was a free one for my birthday

    • @MUICHIROSADMIRER
      @MUICHIROSADMIRER 4 місяці тому

      What I'm saying

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 4 місяці тому +3

      I would, but only once in a while, not every day

    • @blaireeeeee
      @blaireeeeee 4 місяці тому +2

      nobody cares

  • @3stonian
    @3stonian 2 місяці тому +8

    14:51 the popeyes in the back is so preppy🐬🎀

  • @CantDedcide
    @CantDedcide 4 місяці тому +87

    “HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAYZE” we all say in unison

  • @skrunklylittleguy7
    @skrunklylittleguy7 4 місяці тому +320

    4:24 THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD

  • @ItzEllaaa
    @ItzEllaaa 4 місяці тому +89

    Okay but the XL cookie with Kylie's invisible bites would be insane 😭😭💀💀

    • @maddie2cool851
      @maddie2cool851 4 місяці тому +16

      Forgetting to bring your wallet and then forgetting to take bites 😔

    • @lisamaria3875
      @lisamaria3875 4 місяці тому

      @@maddie2cool851😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jeanneann3545
      @jeanneann3545 4 місяці тому

      I was about to be sad for her because she probably is scared of gaining weight... Then i remembered she didn't pay for those cookies 🤣

    • @Mix_em_all
      @Mix_em_all Місяць тому

      10:53 Broo I can say that cookie is bigger than my birthday cake wich is shared on 12 people + me on family party

    • @ItzEllaaa
      @ItzEllaaa Місяць тому

      @Mix_em_all LOL

  • @Cosmic_editzzfrfr
    @Cosmic_editzzfrfr 3 місяці тому +4

    I would not be surprised if curmbl cookies make a cookie dough cake and the cake is just cookie dough at this point

  • @Vale_the_Creator
    @Vale_the_Creator 4 місяці тому +120

    My older sister work as at Crumbl Cookie. Never would’ve guessed it would be so popular. The lines be so long.

  • @grung3cqt
    @grung3cqt 4 місяці тому +73

    Fun fact: about a year and a half ago, my friend's older sister and her friends made a skit for some competition where their main joke was literally just Crumbl Cookies...and they got first place out of 50+ teams. Then they did it again and got somewhere around 60th place out of 200+ teams. Crumbl cookies have been a joke for a while and I love it
    (also...4:22, the way he did NOT hesitate at all)

    • @oceanman2011
      @oceanman2011 4 місяці тому +8

      THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING

  • @ausiwolf
    @ausiwolf 4 місяці тому +96

    “Everyone’s looking at me like I’m a fucking UA-camr”
    -Layze in a UA-cam video, 2024

    • @maddie2cool851
      @maddie2cool851 4 місяці тому +3

      Crazy theory: he thinks he's talking to himself and pretending to be a youtuber but in reality we hid secret recording devices and are stalking him.. 👀

    • @f4bertaleixo
      @f4bertaleixo 4 місяці тому

      @@maddie2cool851😨

  • @Angel-l4c8q
    @Angel-l4c8q 2 місяці тому +3

    "I mean, Kylie does like that basic look" HELP ME WHATT

  • @sarahXskywalker24
    @sarahXskywalker24 4 місяці тому +360

    Ughhh my favorite notification is when Layze posts a new video 😍😍😍

  • @EeveeBoi777
    @EeveeBoi777 4 місяці тому +196

    10:50 You’d have to go by square-cube law, so assuming it’s 4 times bigger in all dimensions it would be 51,200 calories, not 3,200. However, it only looks about twice as thick as a large, so in reality it’s only about 25,600 calories.
    There’s no way they could stomach THREE of them.

    • @Georgia-p2f
      @Georgia-p2f 4 місяці тому +5

      they chew and spit

    • @raeraebadfingers
      @raeraebadfingers 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@@Georgia-p2fin my blazed state, my brain could not comprehend your comment. It took too long to realize.. oh they spit the cookie wtf
      I felt stupid like DUH SMOKE SOME MORE 😂

    • @EeveeBoi777
      @EeveeBoi777 4 місяці тому +6

      @@Georgia-p2f I knew that, the world record is literally 35,000 calories in 24 hours. I'm guessing the serious first half probably threw you off.

    • @soude85
      @soude85 4 місяці тому +2

      You need to revisit your 7th grade math class…or at least bake a cookie 🙄

    • @EeveeBoi777
      @EeveeBoi777 4 місяці тому +5

      @@soude85 Everyone in my school is grades behind, back in 9th grade we were still talking about exponents.
      Anyways, to address your comment, scaled objects don’t simply multiply their weight. It’s a cubic function. For example, if you had a 4’x4’x4’ package containing 1’x1’x1’ boxes, there’d be 64 boxes in the package, not 4. Kinda hard to visualize these things for some people, so it might help to sketch it out.

  • @talkichik
    @talkichik 4 місяці тому +194

    This is all super weird. I like crumbl cookies, but they're not life-changing. They're just giant sugar bombs.

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 місяці тому +21

      This just lowered my chances of wanting to try crumbl cookies

    • @jaiiafrica686
      @jaiiafrica686 4 місяці тому +28

      Maybe all the sugar is creating addictions in people. These companies are known for adding sugar to their foods for that reason instead of improving the recipes

    • @Dinoxoxo
      @Dinoxoxo 4 місяці тому +12

      And calorie bombs one big cookie is basically 1,000 calories

    • @Miss.Lechuza_Chusma
      @Miss.Lechuza_Chusma 4 місяці тому

      Nooooooooo

    • @Rylie101
      @Rylie101 4 місяці тому +4

      Some of their cookies are so good but It sucks when they don’t have any good cookies during the week or when they repeat cookie flavors😭

  • @BlissHarmonyy
    @BlissHarmonyy 4 місяці тому +6

    As a millennial, there are certain things that I’m just unwilling to spend my money on and Crumbl cookie is one of them

    • @fr0nk571
      @fr0nk571 2 місяці тому

      any sensed person wouldny honeslty.

  • @cardigeek
    @cardigeek 4 місяці тому +448

    Let me out of your basement

    • @mytruthmylife8725
      @mytruthmylife8725 4 місяці тому +67

      This how I know you're lying, because I'm stuck in his Attic. He doesn't have a basement. HELP! 😭😂

    • @monicaconstantin5625
      @monicaconstantin5625 4 місяці тому

      ​@@mytruthmylife8725haha

    • @maddie2cool851
      @maddie2cool851 4 місяці тому +41

      Liar! I'm trapped inside his closet because he doesn't have a attic AND basement 😂

    • @stellartsuki
      @stellartsuki 4 місяці тому +27

      ​@@maddie2cool851liar! I'm trapped under his bed because he has no closet, attic or basement!

    • @VincentIsFunne
      @VincentIsFunne 4 місяці тому +30

      @@stellartsuki LIES! He doesn’t have a basement, an attic, OR A CLOSET! How do I know? I’m in his walls.

  • @kianamoore5390
    @kianamoore5390 4 місяці тому +81

    12:15 “girl it’s all yours”😂 I really thought she was going to take a small bite out of each one, she tore that cookie up like a wild hyena
    The cookie mukbang😂 the banana pudding was an ✨experience✨

  • @koiluvsboothill
    @koiluvsboothill 4 місяці тому +73

    9:26 "you wanna guess the color of my underwear" and "cockokies" MADE ME SHEEZEAND DIE (i meant wheezeLMAO)

    • @R0ub1.
      @R0ub1. 4 місяці тому +2

      It was actually made from Charlie xcx and Billie Elish (the lyrics)

    • @koiluvsboothill
      @koiluvsboothill 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@R0ub1.idk them, but okay thanx :D

    • @Darlifee
      @Darlifee 4 місяці тому +2

      I LOVE CHARLI LMAO

    • @koiluvsboothill
      @koiluvsboothill 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Darlifee BAHAHAHA 😭

    • @koiluvsboothill
      @koiluvsboothill 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Darlifee I LOVE UR TYLER PFP OMGG

  • @XArtificerx
    @XArtificerx Місяць тому +14

    18:57 *realization*

  • @Humphrees
    @Humphrees 4 місяці тому +19

    Your reaction to the banana pudding was absolutely hysterical & I dead ass had the same moment with it

  • @St4r._sign
    @St4r._sign 4 місяці тому +58

    “CRUMBL COOKIES FOR LIFE~” it’s a banger😭

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 місяці тому +1

      What they need in life is something else not a cookie 😭

    • @eyelash-bug
      @eyelash-bug 4 місяці тому

      @@highsourjamapple9141 they need an actual life and soul, not no cookie 💀💀💀

  • @Lazies_fans
    @Lazies_fans 4 місяці тому +21

    What a great time to be alive, i love layze, and ofc it starts on tiktok 😭

  • @TheEclipseWatcher
    @TheEclipseWatcher 2 місяці тому +23

    9:26 WHY DID CHARLI XCX START PLAYING- I’m not mad tho…

  • @Layla-bq6xs
    @Layla-bq6xs 4 місяці тому +43

    0:40 "Take my child, I don't need it, you cam sell it for body parts"
    Only 40 seconds in and I'm already laughing

  • @Maria-m890
    @Maria-m890 4 місяці тому +33

    “Happy early birthday Layze” we all say in union no but fr happy birthday to my favorite low income youtouber!!!❤❤❤

  • @rebekahwestwood
    @rebekahwestwood 4 місяці тому +39

    Watching Americans as a New Zealand gal living in Australia , is very entertaining 😂 yall have some strange events always happening

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes 4 місяці тому +7

      I am watching them from Switzerland as a Kenyan. Real life Americans are more entertaining than the best of Telemundo.

    • @winterblommetjie
      @winterblommetjie 4 місяці тому +5

      I'm in South Africa and yep watching their shenanigans from afar it's weird... a cookie would not go viral here and become drama 😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣 nor the Stanley cup fiasco etc etc

    • @Oldschoolnana
      @Oldschoolnana 4 місяці тому +11

      As an American I'm embarrassed. 😢 Trust me we're not all lunatics. 😊✌️🌻🌻

    • @Bravomation
      @Bravomation 4 місяці тому +4

      Real I'm Australian and they always have some crazy shit going on💀 cuz in Australia ain't NO ONE lining up for something that long unless it's like, a special at Woolworths or Bunnings snags

    • @winterblommetjie
      @winterblommetjie 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Bravomation exactly people even here in South Africa will queue for a sale at Woolworths or black Friday but never to purchase some dumb thing made viral by influencers or a celebrity

  • @Alleysss
    @Alleysss 4 місяці тому +65

    17:50 These cookies are literally underbaked

    • @keithsantana145
      @keithsantana145 4 місяці тому +6

      They really are. I've had them once.

  • @mcgregorlochhead8742
    @mcgregorlochhead8742 4 місяці тому +84

    21:12 she spent $72 on cookies that tasted like
    Sand…imagine that.
    Edit:12 cookies $6 12x6=72

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess 4 місяці тому +8

      The tiktok itself said $63, so it was $63. If these are mini's they're probably not $6.

    • @lloromannia
      @lloromannia 4 місяці тому

      12 minis are around $25 lmao

    • @jadefire2932
      @jadefire2932 4 місяці тому

      Correction, y’all forgetting the tax. lol 😂

  • @ILoveTheAlienz
    @ILoveTheAlienz 4 місяці тому +8

    Im at school rn feeling like crap but your videos make it more tolerable. Love you, man and i hope you know you deserve 1 mil+ subscribers

  • @mylovelymayaa
    @mylovelymayaa 2 місяці тому +5

    0:14 I luv how you wear the breast cancer awareness shirt. god bless you

  • @madxmadix
    @madxmadix 4 місяці тому +23

    When my day goes to shit and I see that Layze posted, I actually feel relief wash over me. Thanks for curing my depression for the length of your video. ❤

  • @am.too.loud-44
    @am.too.loud-44 4 місяці тому +41

    19:23 aww why is that so cute tho😭🤚

    • @EnergyBowl
      @EnergyBowl 4 місяці тому +11

      FR HIS SMILE IS SO CUTE💗💗

  • @JoannaXu-x4k
    @JoannaXu-x4k 4 місяці тому +70

    17:35 Layze choking on the crumbl cookie 😔😔

  • @Mrdoggo12
    @Mrdoggo12 3 місяці тому +23

    0:34 IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Minionfrfr
    @Minionfrfr 4 місяці тому +14

    i dont want to be late so HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY!!! rn im struggling with some mental health issues and your videos always make me laugh thank you so so much for that!

  • @eve3xo
    @eve3xo 4 місяці тому +27

    I LOVE WHEN LAYZE POSTS HES ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST PERSON I KNOW 👹👹

  • @anglepsycho
    @anglepsycho 4 місяці тому +56

    Honestly they're okay. I don't mind them, but I love Insomniac Cookie so much more cause the cookies can be giant and are always perfectly cooked and softer with actual whole marshmallows in them.
    The crumbl ones are just weird.

    • @Foxplushie
      @Foxplushie 4 місяці тому +3

      Bro what is insomniac cookie

    • @MsSmith-wc2ig
      @MsSmith-wc2ig 4 місяці тому +19

      @@Foxplushie Not OP, but it’s a late-night cookie bakery. They’re usually open from 12pm until anywhere between midnight and 3am. They have a pretty wide range, and seasonal flavors, plus you can get any cookie turned into an ice cream or frosting sandwich, or you can get them with frosting on the side to dip them in. The best thing is that they deliver though. Well that and their hours, nothing like a cookie after the club as a treat for leaving the house lol😅

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho 4 місяці тому +3

      @Foxplushie Yeah, Insomniac Cookie is a great one, and they make everything in store as well as always fresh. They have great ice cream too with new flavors that are separate from the cookies themselves, like a blueberry pancake with actual pancake bits inside it.

  • @agirlwholovespreppy
    @agirlwholovespreppy День тому +1

    Bro Layzes just gets me like WHY ALL THE HOURS FOR SOME STUPID COOKIES

  • @rosaliemccarty3136
    @rosaliemccarty3136 4 місяці тому +50

    15:32
    Your totally famous. Getting recognized now 🎉🎉