Greek Gods as Vines part 2 because we all need it

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
  • Greek Gods as TikToks playlist - • Greek Gods as TikToks
    Just as the title says. Im sorry for any mistakes and if you liked it and want another part then write a comment.

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  • @Temi222
    @Temi222 4 роки тому +658

    “dionisuz”
    Now this is what I like to call, “Apollo did the names againnnn”

    • @rhys2275
      @rhys2275 4 роки тому +16

      imma fucken fight a bitch

    • @melancholygirl7793
      @melancholygirl7793 4 роки тому +19

      @@rhys2275 Go home, you're drunk.

    • @rhys2275
      @rhys2275 4 роки тому +15

      Melana Anonymous ... ok you’re right but damn

    • @unicorniagamer7558
      @unicorniagamer7558 4 роки тому +5

      Melana Chevannes He’s always drunk

    • @rhys2275
      @rhys2275 4 роки тому +9

      Unicornia Gamer its literally my job-

  • @zigzagsblondepubes
    @zigzagsblondepubes 2 роки тому +78

    Ok but nobody can deny this:
    Hermes + Apollo + Dionysus = unstoppable trio

  • @leontoeides
    @leontoeides 4 роки тому +382

    2:13 this is historically accurate

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +11

      Apollo killed Jesus?

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 3 роки тому +18

      @@Silverwind87 Apollo is the greek sun god. since the Roman gods are just a remastered version of the greek pantheon, Apollo is also the Roman sun god "Sol". Rome had a monopoly on worshipping the sun. and you may remember they had an issue with Jesus saying their religion is bubkiss.
      so yeah. Apollo is kicking Jesus' ass basically says: "you took my job and now you wanna take my girl?!"

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +51

    Hades; god of the dead, wealth, and dad jokes.

  • @gabriellegibbs5992
    @gabriellegibbs5992 4 роки тому +62

    They call Hermes
    They call me god
    I am the god of messages, thieves, trickery,hosts and merchants

  • @gunnar2282
    @gunnar2282 5 років тому +199

    That last omfg

  • @wonwoop
    @wonwoop 4 роки тому +187

    I love all the Hermes and Artemis content

  • @aidang235
    @aidang235 3 роки тому +32

    1:35 I refuse to believe that Apollo was a top.

    • @Roniisghost
      @Roniisghost 3 роки тому +8

      I refuse to believe he wasn't a switch-

    • @firerosenight6937
      @firerosenight6937 3 роки тому +7

      He'd be a top for a guy...but for a Girl...idk man

  • @farnaz.A2000
    @farnaz.A2000 4 роки тому +68

    2:20-2:33😂😂😂
    Never gets old

  • @crawlingboy
    @crawlingboy 4 роки тому +72

    2:09 I have one problem with this one the poseidon and hades should be switched it matches better either way good vines

  • @brookiebrook7760
    @brookiebrook7760 4 роки тому +46

    That kush vine hit different when its associated with Greek Mythology 😂

  • @Ebbakinebba
    @Ebbakinebba 4 роки тому +56

    that last one had me cracking uppp hahahah

  • @malfunctioningmisfit1923
    @malfunctioningmisfit1923 3 роки тому +11

    2:08
    i feel like we need to swap hades and poseidon cuz let’s be real, my man here is the only one with common sense and deserves to break the fourth wall

  • @persephoneh2415
    @persephoneh2415 4 роки тому +65

    0:57 idk if your kinkshaming me or y’all just keen to how much weed we smoke down here, but hell yeah
    фwф

  • @kippyskippy1872
    @kippyskippy1872 4 роки тому +19

    The first vine pops into my head from time to time, and one time I was sitting on the couch on my phone and as my dad and brother were talking a nonchalantly said “They call me Juan, they call my Jose-“ And my dad stopped talking and just started laughing and clapping his hands and said “THAT WAS HILARIOUS!”.
    I was ashamed someone heard me 😳

  • @alexorally9053
    @alexorally9053 4 роки тому +22

    1:30 made me laugh so hard XD

  • @merc5333
    @merc5333 4 роки тому +27

    Dec 14, 2019
    2:01
    Omg I love this one. I need to find it😂😂

  • @Adelei42069
    @Adelei42069 4 роки тому +15

    2:01 Is it just me or does that look like Percy Jackson?

    • @Anon-pq6jd
      @Anon-pq6jd 3 роки тому +3

      That was literally my first thought. Instead of Poseidon it could've been labelled Percy Jackson . It gets better 😂

    • @firerosenight6937
      @firerosenight6937 3 роки тому

      @Joe the ULTIMATE badboy

    • @firerosenight6937
      @firerosenight6937 3 роки тому

      @Joe hell yeah I'm on team Leo!

  • @tunnel6922
    @tunnel6922 3 роки тому +5

    as a pagan i can confirm this is all historically accurate

  • @michellelopez2170
    @michellelopez2170 Рік тому +1

    Them: How many times did you watch Aphrodite burning her-
    Me: YES

  • @cassbath2971
    @cassbath2971 3 роки тому +3

    Nobody:
    Me trying to sing: 2:40

  • @sugarcube2339
    @sugarcube2339 4 роки тому +32

    2:55 THIS GUY LOOKS AND SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY NEIGHBOR

    • @0rchid71
      @0rchid71 4 роки тому +8

      sugar cube plot twist it’s actually your neighbor

    • @50frogsinatrenchcoat9
      @50frogsinatrenchcoat9 Рік тому

      Ask him if med vines back in the day

  • @angrybanana2215
    @angrybanana2215 3 роки тому +2

    1:30 Hermes... I would feel bad but I think I've lost most of that ability-

  • @americanpidgeot6486
    @americanpidgeot6486 4 роки тому +16

    *Dionizos*

  • @antoinettes.6316
    @antoinettes.6316 5 років тому +17

    Great job !

  • @projectblazing
    @projectblazing 4 роки тому +3

    That last one tho😹😹

  • @missmarley5541
    @missmarley5541 4 роки тому +10

    Artemis and Apollo are twins and Artemis is a virgin goddess that one where it's like remember that time I liked you doesn't make sense

    • @mayalansky
      @mayalansky 4 роки тому +10

      Miss Marley I think they just meant like in a platonic sense. Apollo and Artemis fight a lot

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah they hate each other. So the joke is that they’re twins so they’re supposed to love each other but the are really the epitome of sibling relationships. There are a couple of legends that show they do actually care about each other though.

    • @DarkestElemental616
      @DarkestElemental616 3 роки тому +3

      It's a sibling thing, I tell my brothers that sometimes when we fight. We all still love each other, though.

  • @danninmatthews5640
    @danninmatthews5640 3 роки тому +1

    I love the Hades and Persephone parts.

  • @zerdavulpes4294
    @zerdavulpes4294 4 роки тому +3

    What a more simple time

  • @50frogsinatrenchcoat9
    @50frogsinatrenchcoat9 Рік тому

    1:35 Hermes is scarred for life

  • @maeverobbins9824
    @maeverobbins9824 4 роки тому +3

    I love time stamp 2:19

  • @jessyjuly
    @jessyjuly 4 роки тому +2

    The best part: 0:00-3:14

  • @ANGEL-pw9eh
    @ANGEL-pw9eh 4 роки тому +3

    I'm sorry but I don't know why I love 1:35 and 1:29

  • @lime__time
    @lime__time 4 роки тому +41

    Nice vid but it's *Dionysus

    • @angiemitic4520
      @angiemitic4520 4 роки тому +14

      in English. His name has some changes in spelling across different languages and honestly the Spanish/Italian version is more likely to make more sense to me then the English one, but to each their own.

    • @lime__time
      @lime__time 4 роки тому +9

      @@angiemitic4520 I am Hungarian myself and understand the situation however since the video is in English it kind of bothers me, plus I'm not very familiar with other foreign spellings and they could be English speaking and just spelled it how it sounds which makes sense. In any case they now know how it's spelled in English.

    • @angiemitic4520
      @angiemitic4520 4 роки тому +6

      @@lime__time I agree it is out of nowhere, however I also see why writing it in a more simplified way would be safer and still be understood... those i's and y's can be very confusing in a rearly used name (unless you are a historian, then all the more power to you).

    • @lime__time
      @lime__time 4 роки тому +7

      @@angiemitic4520 especially with all the Greek s and z sounds

    • @anacruz7996
      @anacruz7996 4 роки тому +2

      Here in Brazil, we write it "Dionísio" :)

  • @lou-louaise7480
    @lou-louaise7480 4 роки тому +5

    Fun fact!
    Jezus in dutch means your sister.

  • @sophiecook2392
    @sophiecook2392 4 роки тому +8

    Dionysus not dionizus

  • @IceBear-ut6cc
    @IceBear-ut6cc 3 роки тому +1

    For the one at 0:50 it should have said Artemis instead of Aphrodite. Artemis is well known for castrating men, just saying.

  • @butterflies1904
    @butterflies1904 4 роки тому +1

    2:43

  • @kimberliolea7215
    @kimberliolea7215 3 роки тому

    Get it girl 0:34

  • @petrichor7388
    @petrichor7388 4 роки тому +1

    69th comment nice

  • @thefoxglove8914
    @thefoxglove8914 4 роки тому

    My homie really spelt Dionysus’ name wrong lmaooo

    • @GabrielArchon
      @GabrielArchon 3 роки тому +1

      Nah, that's Dionysus writting down his name after a Bachanal

  • @briannastutler2320
    @briannastutler2320 4 роки тому

    I don't know who Dionizos is yet ... Someone please help