“Despite the past 15 seconds in which I praised an avocado blanket for no reason, what I am about to tell you has nothing to do with the avocado blanket”
00:25 Yo Tux did you know that the word "Avocado" derives from the word testicle in ancient aztec meaning that your wrapping yourself in.... *Hold up.*
So here I am, wrapped up in a comfy avocado towel, rolling down the street in a cardboard box as I get torn at by the penguins looking for new xurbdic merch. Tuxbird.fanfiber.com
I love how you guys are always roasting each other and that is what makes these videos put a smile on my face thanks for the entertainment and more videos please
I can confirm that any song played by the doo immediately makes any girls panties drop. It gets really awkward at times when you're in public 🥺 Its ok though because it's not like he actually uploads frequently enough for it to happen often......🥰
i was unlawfully kicked and am now pressing charges against the bird
BUXTIRD IMUY B.O.C YTSANCM OOD
Yumi hi
S U C C
Ooog
Yay now let me eat you, you sack of-
He really liked his avacado towel
Cob damn right
Is buxtird your dad
Ima report u for walling
He clearly likes it!
Yef
Based on his friend, I can assume Tux's childhood was rough
Really rough
T H E. B I R D
"he mentally has not gone past childhood"
You say that like it's a new thing on this channel.
8:48
Doesn’t beat that one time Cob fell off a roof so he crawled around drawing a penis with his blood in my opinion.
Still pretty good though.
First name Last name what video was that
“She goes by the pound”
-Mc Nasty
Morbid Bread www.latlmes.com/opinion/epic-boobies-lololol-1
@@tsmboogur6765 Fuck you😂
@please enter a name, fuck u again
TSM Boogür DAMMIT
4:44 so this was the day I found out tuxbirds name is kaden
no
More like k/d
Cayden Anderson finally, a worthy opponent! our battle will be legendary!
Kaden McIntosh get the fuck out of here
caden smith please leave my name is far superior
Thanks for uploading at this time of day when I'm already tired 😂👌
Same
4 am in my country...
@@toast8294 im my country its 5 in the morning
0:03 if yall were old enough to know where that came from, good for you
In italy is 4am
We know your name Tuxbird, or should i say *_KAAADEEEN_*
iFusion We’ve known his name for years now. It’s even on the welcome paragraph in his Discord
Grant Howard woooosh
Grant Howard r/wooooooooosh
Subscribe to my channel, Fuck Off This is UA-cam not Reddit
You automatically out yourself as being a virgin by saying "r/" anything
Please play more with your childhood friend he’s actually hilarious
Fax
“Despite the past 15 seconds in which I praised an avocado blanket for no reason, what I am about to tell you has nothing to do with the avocado blanket”
00:25 Yo Tux did you know that the word "Avocado" derives from the word testicle in ancient aztec meaning that your wrapping yourself in....
*Hold up.*
excuse me what the hecc
"Ey yo dat's gay mang"
-Elder Lord francsis of the filth
b a l l
No views but 721 likes
That’s how good of a youtuber tux is
I don’t feel so g00d I don’t feel so g00d
Please play with your childhood friend some more..along with Novakaine. please daddy tuxbird
“THERES A DUDE”
“Okay”
When you wear the avocado
*YOU BECOME THE AVOCADO*
Welp... New TuxBird vid...
Time to watch UA-cam until 3 in the morning again
I see u XD
Juan Cortez Muro wtf
So here I am, wrapped up in a comfy avocado towel, rolling down the street in a cardboard box as I get torn at by the penguins looking for new xurbdic merch.
Tuxbird.fanfiber.com
Where's the BBQ sauce on your tiddies?
"1:05 and break my nose, 1:05 and tell me to go away
Oh 1:05 and stop asking questions"
"Do me a Favour" by the Arctic Monkeys
Zephur M Nice to see a fellow fan of the Arctic Monkeys
8:05 This is the point where Yumi becomes John *FRICKING* Wick.
*Why haven't I found your channel sooner.....God dang it*
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9 year old: yOUtuBe iS BRoKen
So trew
Jedityli 2 I would wanna be a 9 year old and support pewdiepie
10 year olds:
Thanks for this Tux!! I’ve been waiting
It’s been 2 weeks since the last upload what’s going on man 😓
Tavo TheGamer he’s finishing moving in
Oh lol didn’t know
2:29 hits a lot different now.
Welcome back! Thanks for the upload! I was watching a bunch of your old videos today ☺
Tatyana T same
What’s with the ☺️
@@nix5649
Because I'm happy....
Seen you saying the same thing
@@adaptsight huh?
I will post on Saturday. TodAy is Saturday? TF?
i mean for some people its monday at 5 am
Today’s Wednesday of last week a doi
It's Sunday rn? Sunday night???
He said on stream that he just couldn't finish it yday because he is a lazy boi also *M i n e c r a f t* is gonna be his next vid and I'm hyped
I love how you guys are always roasting each other and that is what makes these videos put a smile on my face thanks for the entertainment and more videos please
Can we just talk about the dude yelling "RIDE THAT CAT PUSSY COWBOY!" at 2:50?
1:04 Got that Doofinshmirtz nose
Thank you tux, in 11 minutes you helped me feel better, even though ive been trying to stop being depressed for a week
Tuxbird, I found this video in the spongebob topic.
Tux's childhood friend : let me blitz
Tux : did you say something?
Tux's childhood friend : KADENNNN!!
I love that scream lol
Νικος Γιαγκλης yes thank you for repeating exactly what was said in the video
1:18
"ok boomer"
And this was before the meme went viral. My nigga time traveled.
@Starveal mmm yes because if it wasnt viral, then it wasnt around then
I cring
This video is basically just tux shitting on his team mates xD
I love it vids there so funny keep up the good work
I never heard the word "avocado" being said in a video so many times
Tux: *Uploads vid*
Discord mods: *vigorous typing*
I must say @tuxbird, your merch is super comfortable.
My friend: What’s your favorite joke?
Me: Tuxbirds upload schedule
I rewatched this video and remembered the stream where Tux edited the video until it was 6 in the morning
I can confirm that any song played by the doo immediately makes any girls panties drop. It gets really awkward at times when you're in public 🥺 Its ok though because it's not like he actually uploads frequently enough for it to happen often......🥰
Your childhood friend sounds like a black mesa scientist when he screams lmao
Tux it was 12:30 in the morning and my Uber was 20 minutes away, I was in a very scary part of town, but ur videos got me though it. Thank u
The 2:18 clip of the guy "fake tracing" through the wall is priceless
Your the best I have you added on every thing your the best youtuber/streamer
you're* ;))
What about mc nasty bajur cob yumi doooo nug dillz N trigued Mister Homeless Marley what about them why
Mercnenary ODST calm down buddy
@@bookworm6333 no
yes
That feel when you have to buy the merch so they can live in their house.
😂Them stickers have to be the most expensive item I’ve ever seen 😂 5$ they Made for 10 cents 💀
1:53 ultimate highlight man 😂😂
cob sounds like the spotify “want a break from the ads?” commercial guy
Is your intro just gonna keep speeding up for an eternity or is it gonna go back
Tux I held in my poop to watch your vid I hope you appreciate that UWU
R0gers Gaming respect 100, gamer
@@roentjen 😎
Ew wtf
@@mazda09ize ur ew
Do it on the toilet
Y is tux camera shy his friend always sponsoring him
5:04 he’s fighting the personal demons inside him
People: storm Area 51
Guards: *Alright boys time to protect the new tuxbird merch*
and #3 outback steak house is out of service in 2019 imagine
I was changing in to a new shirt and I took off my headphones and all I Hear is a scream
now that Mary Ham doesn't deliver us the pewnews she is now a part of u guys and plays r6s
Lmao I saw that
I prefer the things taken out of context with the penguin taking the word “context” out of the box. That is way more enjoyable to look at :)
i really like tux's segments he has
Me and the rest of the veiwers: how TF are you monetized
UA-cam: cause 11:11
Nice try
8:20 Frost lmao
Kadens actually my name :D he spelled it right too!
Cause it's his name? Why would he just Witte Kaden without a cause
Not My Username what’s a Witte? So stfu
Not My Username hey man I was just saying it was pretty cool no hard feelings or anything sorry if I offended you in some way
putting that wwz clip into context, tuxbird is in that heli shooting at his subscribers so that he don’t sell out all his merch in a heartbeat
Welcome Back TuxBoiiiiii
9:39 it sounds like he said tuxbird!!!!
Ahh yes. It's been a while since I've watched
xUrBdiC
5:32 he’s just like me oof
Things out of context compilation now tuxbird!!!!!
Where’s the video of you going out in public with the penguin suit
0:49 i thought i was watching attack on titan live action
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Yeah that seems about right
anyone else rewatching old vids cuz he uploads too slow
am I the only one who thinks that each new tuxbird intro is just him going more and more insane?
Nice vid bro, love your editing 😂
Tux I want to friendly 1v1 u I have watching ur vids for a long time
No views 363 comments “slow clapping intensifies”
use me as a " stop taking so long to post" button
That avocado question got you my sub😂😂🥑
I just watched your videos that i have already watched before, and after 2 hours they were still entertainer.
tux is not funny, didn’t laugh
xd get rekt xurbdic
4:34 i just realize that ur buddy says ur real name Tux👌🏽👍🏿😂
0:25 Omg I have that Penguin pillow-pet it has a hardback on it where you press a button and it shines patterns
100 siege videos. Good work and keep it going
Tux is like the cutest boi if ever seen
Your videos always make me laugh good job tux
That combination of sound effects at 7:50 made me choke on my cookies. I’m gonna sue you now.
It has been non-stop Laughter In this video keep up the great work Guys ❤️💯
when tux takes off his glasses i cant stop looking at his almost perfect unibrow
Well the title lives up to itself this is 11 minutes of R6S that neither I nor Ubisoft cannot explain.
“Your not a clown, your the whole circus!”
Y’all:*talking about how youre going to be demonetized*
Me: *gets an ad as soon as the clip ends*
"Please don't kill me." ~Tux during Spell B
I stopped drinking water while watching tuxbird videos so I won't spit it out on the monitor laughing
First video of seeing TuxBird... Pretty good
Bikini, marley,McNasty, and tuxbird are my fav siege youtubers
Honestly one of the best youtubers
Yumi: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Video: Ad starts
Got that avocado towel in the clarence section at Walmart.