You definitely ain't no cowboy!

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @codyprice0295
    @codyprice0295 5 років тому +279

    That dog is ancient 😂😂 he tried to leave but just couldn't

    • @thenickfoxx
      @thenickfoxx 4 роки тому +15

      He's become apart of the truck from not moving for so long 😂

    • @gingerflynn7358
      @gingerflynn7358 4 роки тому +4

      Poor baby had no where to go

    • @woodennickel6148
      @woodennickel6148 Рік тому

      You gonna be history when Dale gets back with his blacksmith apron, Ironing board and cheese grater.

    • @kowboy83koldtrimble58
      @kowboy83koldtrimble58 Рік тому +1

      Train station don’t take angels

  • @totomarquez7635
    @totomarquez7635 4 роки тому +47

    Dog is like "how did I survive this long with this guy" 😆

  • @itsyaboimilton59
    @itsyaboimilton59 6 років тому +321

    When he shot that gun. That dog was like, let me get out the way before I get shot. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xavienpatterson5159
      @xavienpatterson5159 5 років тому +2

      I thought lucas was deaf and he still heard it

    • @stuckinadazzee
      @stuckinadazzee 5 років тому

      He ain’t had his apple cider vinegar yet, better move out the way

    • @sethtucker3326
      @sethtucker3326 4 роки тому

      Yeah. Dogs like. I know what that does

    • @thenickfoxx
      @thenickfoxx 4 роки тому

      Both the horse were like " fuck this shit" too lmao

    • @atVVV1
      @atVVV1 4 роки тому

      Dale fires gun, Dog questions why he still hangs out with dale. Dale dumps clutch and about rolls dog off the flatbed, dog definitely running away from home.

  • @grob9301
    @grob9301 6 років тому +72

    Your dog was like aw shiiit here he goes again,

  • @jollycooperator2876
    @jollycooperator2876 5 років тому +29

    Old dog is like "here this crazy bastard goes again"....

  • @rochelletakacs2708
    @rochelletakacs2708 6 років тому +217

    You done scared you poor yellow dog

  • @conjoe176
    @conjoe176 5 років тому +61

    I like how he's an old dude that can't move too fast one minute and all of a sudden he's sprinting after some horses😂😂😂

  • @YakMotley
    @YakMotley 5 років тому +24

    This is prolly my favorite video on the internet lol!

  • @pyrotechnician6813
    @pyrotechnician6813 6 років тому +84

    If you think McDonalds is better than Dairy Queen you ain’t no cowboy

    • @americangunsmith9951
      @americangunsmith9951 5 років тому +2

      Pyro Technic if you think any of them are good you ain't no cowboy.

    • @bobbyhempel1513
      @bobbyhempel1513 4 роки тому +2

      If you eat either one you ain't no cowboy.

  • @lynlee6198
    @lynlee6198 6 років тому +16

    "like I said saf- BANG *dull stare* ---safety first" 😂😂🙌🙌🙌😂

    • @pitgroove.37_66
      @pitgroove.37_66 4 роки тому +1

      No, it was "like I said, safety fir- BANG!!! (dull stare)............. safety first."

  • @tonimeyers6762
    @tonimeyers6762 2 роки тому +5

    This is by far the funniest clip I've ever seen I watched it about five times one right after the other. Laugh so hard I had to do the pee pee dance. I truly adore that 67-year-old rancher. Thanx's for makin us laugh. Ur bestie part of the day.

  • @drewfiglo6834
    @drewfiglo6834 4 роки тому +3

    I can't tell you how much joy all these videos have given me in the midst of this stupid quarantine. I laughed so hard on this one in the beginning a damn near piss myself. Thank you ol son

  • @Roosterjello
    @Roosterjello 6 років тому +31

    He spits in the truck lmao

  • @KBlock-kg6hp
    @KBlock-kg6hp 5 років тому +40

    He starts driving and the dog like "Dale wait" "Dale I ain't in the truck yet" "Dale I gonna fall off here I'm to old to hold on back here" "Dal...." (falls off truck) "Screw you dale you shoot near me, use me to climb into truck, leave me on the back of trucks I'm leaving Dale and you gonna miss me" , but Dale just kept driving.

  • @JPascal61
    @JPascal61 4 роки тому +6

    "half a day horse" 😂

  • @chrisvela596
    @chrisvela596 6 років тому +10

    Bro thank you so much for making my day a whole lot better😂😂😂

  • @J_Miller
    @J_Miller 6 років тому +1

    Love the you ain't no cowboy videos! The ol can in the truck trick! And remember safety first! Pow pow I'm on to the next one little ol son!

  • @subhashnamey5562
    @subhashnamey5562 3 роки тому +1

    So good so fantastic this video. Only he can say it better ," you ain't no Cowboy " , I can go on listening to him . Thanks for the wonderful video.Love from Kumbhoj Jai Maharashtra.

  • @hazleyclarke5504
    @hazleyclarke5504 5 років тому +1

    Dale Brisby you got to be the coolest dude I've ever come across .You a 1 of a kind bro I just love your videos there the last things I watch before I go to sleep ,an the first things I watch when I wake up ..since I've been following you my whole mojo has gone up another gear thank you heaps ..on to the next 1

  • @lauragonzalez4655
    @lauragonzalez4655 5 років тому +29

    "if you aint roped nothin within your first five minutes of being awake."
    it took you five minutes just to sit up viejo.

  • @adamshiflett9798
    @adamshiflett9798 6 років тому +43

    If you don't shoot whiskey with organic applesider vinegar you ain't no cowboy ooooll soonnn

  • @watchingvideos4309
    @watchingvideos4309 Рік тому +6

    Who else watched this with their kids and all took a swig of apple cider vinegar with Dale?!

  • @northernredneck8649
    @northernredneck8649 5 років тому +1

    Dale yeeeeah!!! I just got my dale brisby merch today ol son

  • @swalt59
    @swalt59 3 роки тому +1

    I ain’t no cowboy but i love it!!😂😂🤣🤣

  • @strat0035
    @strat0035 6 років тому +7

    3:00 my dad always puts his rope on the truck like that when he’s on the phone. He a cowboy

  • @mikeleo7189
    @mikeleo7189 4 роки тому +4

    My Ol Daddy taught me always keep the barrel up its easier to get out the window and if it go's off accidental it wont hit the transmission.

  • @JPascal61
    @JPascal61 4 роки тому +2

    If you dont spit in the floorboard, you ain't no cowboy. 😂

  • @stephenshy9941
    @stephenshy9941 4 роки тому

    priceless, this is it, love "You ain't no Cowboy"

  • @YakMotley
    @YakMotley 5 років тому +7

    LOl! That was epic ol son!

  • @anthonyarena7617
    @anthonyarena7617 3 роки тому

    The apple cider vinegar 😂😂 classic country

  • @HensonLoggingCompany
    @HensonLoggingCompany 6 років тому +15

    Best term I've heard when referring to dip is lip dressing

  • @armandomada633
    @armandomada633 5 років тому

    That’s some good music in the background yes sir 🇺🇸🇺🇸🥃

  • @ethancrawford3434
    @ethancrawford3434 5 років тому +1

    Lovin that bear belly mate 😂

  • @KayKay-ew3td
    @KayKay-ew3td 3 роки тому

    Love your videos

  • @CJ-kj5ep
    @CJ-kj5ep 3 роки тому +1

    The first thing that ol dog said, “he aint no cowboy”

  • @forrestwhittington5227
    @forrestwhittington5227 2 роки тому

    Oh man spot on with the bumin dip.

  • @CodyCreelman
    @CodyCreelman 6 років тому +8

    Very funny video!!! Great cinematography!

    • @bigbrowntowndowntown
      @bigbrowntowndowntown 6 років тому +1

      Cody Creelman, Cow Vet - You should probably get some “You Ain’t No Cow Vet” vids going Cody.

    • @92boostedaccord49
      @92boostedaccord49 6 років тому +1

      You use big words, you ain't no cowboy!

  • @jollycooperator2876
    @jollycooperator2876 5 років тому

    That dog is like "Oh shit here we go again"...

  • @cashschierling120
    @cashschierling120 5 років тому +4

    3:48 😂 Dale don’t know how to drive a stick

  • @kristyrodriguez5220
    @kristyrodriguez5220 5 років тому

    my favorite so far.

  • @benthesinger1276
    @benthesinger1276 2 роки тому

    We love you Dale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @napelithegreat
    @napelithegreat 6 років тому +1

    Salinas, California Rodeo sticker on your window!!!! That's right Cowboy!

  • @bethbrown1207
    @bethbrown1207 5 років тому +1

    Lol 😂 Bless his heart ❤️🤠😂

  • @dieseldogforge5662
    @dieseldogforge5662 4 роки тому

    Beautiful truck ol son

  • @justinmeasday8930
    @justinmeasday8930 6 років тому +6

    The tied off life.
    Roping, riding, women, and living-hard and fast.

    • @gandtwhitman
      @gandtwhitman 6 років тому

      me myself and I I read that as roping, riding women, and living- hard and fast

    • @jtrbugtv1892
      @jtrbugtv1892 5 років тому

      Tania Whitman Me too 🤠

  • @AndersonCattleCo
    @AndersonCattleCo 6 років тому +55

    If you don't have a stock dog you ain't no cowboy Ol'son

    • @maryf903
      @maryf903 6 років тому

      AndersonCattleCo. GOOD NIGHT SWEET SWEET

    • @dknive4594
      @dknive4594 6 років тому

      If you ain’t got no bird dog you ain’t no cowboy

  • @jevo7747
    @jevo7747 4 роки тому

    Mad tv had a skit they'd call lowered expectations, this must be one of their videos that I previously missed.

  • @bossexcellence9484
    @bossexcellence9484 6 років тому +19

    Half day horse haha

  • @unclejay2181
    @unclejay2181 6 років тому +2

    Keep em comin! Love the old man!

  • @AgentJJones
    @AgentJJones Рік тому

    That horse in the back 😂

  • @davidbach5297
    @davidbach5297 6 років тому

    Love the videos ol son, keep em comin

  • @josh23902
    @josh23902 3 роки тому

    "snap chat sent" 🤣

  • @alyssajo7984
    @alyssajo7984 6 років тому

    look at that horse in the background and the dog go "oh shit. dales got the gun again!"

  • @austingoleman9431
    @austingoleman9431 5 років тому

    That’s what I look like every morning getting out of bed when he’s picking his boots up

  • @calebjones8691
    @calebjones8691 3 роки тому

    When he shots the gun the dog was like oh shit oh shit oh shit

  • @muffinman7932
    @muffinman7932 6 років тому +1

    Hahahahahah 😂😂😂😂 safety first got it 😂😂

  • @itrash3459
    @itrash3459 3 роки тому

    You know it’s a loud gun when your deaf dog moves away

  • @284Winchester
    @284Winchester 4 роки тому

    That might be my same can from Vietnam
    I’m HOWLING 😂😂

  • @fabenhailee3509
    @fabenhailee3509 5 років тому +1

    When he took off in the truck i died

  • @Glootypapi
    @Glootypapi 3 роки тому

    The dog was like “fuck my ears I heard that bullet before it came out”

  • @coltc6622
    @coltc6622 3 роки тому +1

    Saint victor rifle such a nice piece

  • @freemenownrifles8814
    @freemenownrifles8814 6 років тому +3

    If you ain't got spare flat dark earth mags in your glove box..... You ain't no cowboy!

  • @silverkitty2503
    @silverkitty2503 Рік тому +1

    dem horses must be bomb proofed by now x 100

  • @Wolf-pg7un
    @Wolf-pg7un 3 роки тому

    When the gun fires 😂😂😂

  • @archerevan823
    @archerevan823 5 років тому

    And that is why Lucas is deaf but humble

  • @bigrichc8265
    @bigrichc8265 6 років тому +1

    Is that how a cowboy puts a dip in

  • @robertgates9914
    @robertgates9914 6 років тому

    They know where you are !!!!! And they will be coming for you !!!!

  • @tracipcpwer1447
    @tracipcpwer1447 5 років тому

    Apple cider vinegar straight lol

  • @fredcook1845
    @fredcook1845 5 років тому

    You are the best old son lmao

  • @cherylkirkpatrick7094
    @cherylkirkpatrick7094 Рік тому

    That hat 😂 It’s like 2 sizes too small; possibly more.

  • @timcarter1973
    @timcarter1973 5 років тому

    Thats some funny shit..cowboy up

  • @pissonthe0fighteverybody276
    @pissonthe0fighteverybody276 4 роки тому

    Safety First Augustus!!

  • @xxghost_fortnitexx6172
    @xxghost_fortnitexx6172 6 років тому +31

    If you can’t ride a horse without a saddle you ain’t no cowboy Ol’Son

    • @squiffedallday
      @squiffedallday 6 років тому +1

      You can ride without tack yaint no cowboy

    • @coltonlloyd3259
      @coltonlloyd3259 6 років тому +2

      XxGhost_Fortnite Xx man bet you piss yourself when a horse sneezes, you ain’t no cowboy ghost fortnite

    • @gandtwhitman
      @gandtwhitman 6 років тому +7

      Your profile pic is the Nike logo, and you play Fortnite. Now YOU.. ain’t no cowboy, ol’ son

    • @Tjandy288
      @Tjandy288 6 років тому +3

      I bet you fart in the toilet and then flush

    • @carriannec.8403
      @carriannec.8403 6 років тому +1

      anyone can ride a horse without a saddle, its just a matter of WHAT horse.

  • @thenickfoxx
    @thenickfoxx 4 роки тому

    I was hoping you'd fry an egg on your engine block 😂

  • @henryhenry903
    @henryhenry903 6 років тому +4

    Where im from in Alberta if you used a horn knot you’d get laughed out of the roping pen and you would probably get fired if you tried it in the pasture

  • @Tynlee_Wilson
    @Tynlee_Wilson 3 роки тому

    I have really similar spur straps as you do!

  • @mikebeasley553
    @mikebeasley553 3 роки тому

    I want that truck.

  • @lauryn4134
    @lauryn4134 5 років тому

    Random shower thought. I have NEVER seen Dale brisbys eyes!

  • @Atvsrawsome
    @Atvsrawsome 5 років тому

    I wanna be a cowboy baby

  • @gavinreddig3969
    @gavinreddig3969 4 роки тому +1

    0:43 that’s Hard

  • @aaronthomas8834
    @aaronthomas8834 4 роки тому

    If you don’t start off everyday with a negligent discharge, chain’t no cah-boi. You’ve heard of a desk pop in The Other Guys.... well if you don’t do a Bronc Pop every morning, chain’t no cah-boi.

  • @lisamaylittleflocker8602
    @lisamaylittleflocker8602 4 роки тому

    These are 💰

  • @neilfriendly231
    @neilfriendly231 6 років тому

    Then you ain't no cowboy ol son!!!! Subscribing!!!!!! UA-cam got it right this time

  • @raakmore4443
    @raakmore4443 2 роки тому +1

    If you don't have a handkerchief either around your neck or in your back pocket you ain't no cowboy

  • @lorenzodemonteclaro1301
    @lorenzodemonteclaro1301 5 років тому

    hahahahahaha😂
    this guy reminds me of me

  • @erveybarragan1140
    @erveybarragan1140 3 роки тому

    If you don't have a riffle rack in your back window you ain't no cowboy.

  • @nikaeloliver5416
    @nikaeloliver5416 6 років тому

    Oh my dale

  • @kentuckydirby8306
    @kentuckydirby8306 2 роки тому +1

    Slap the skin off my white knee, that was funny boy XD

  • @donnytsosie8774
    @donnytsosie8774 4 роки тому

    Half day horse 🐎 😄

  • @cheriedrington9897
    @cheriedrington9897 6 років тому +2

    If you don't own a shotgun you ain't no cowbow

  • @thatkcowgirl4413
    @thatkcowgirl4413 5 років тому

    My version of a try not to laugh!😂

  • @mylifeisamememylifeispathe3140
    @mylifeisamememylifeispathe3140 5 років тому +1

    *Like I said before ol son you ain’t a cowboy ol son if you ain’t subscribed*
    I been a cowboy since 1856

  • @pigslayer106
    @pigslayer106 6 років тому

    Raddle raddle here come the caddle

  • @pj2519
    @pj2519 6 років тому +1

    Puttin down mineral

  • @brunosanchez6453
    @brunosanchez6453 6 років тому

    Hahahahaha nice!

  • @coyotecodey1160
    @coyotecodey1160 5 років тому

    I know many old heads that spit in their truck floor board

  • @carriannec.8403
    @carriannec.8403 6 років тому

    The description of this mentions maine. I live in maine and there are no rodeos here at all! I have to go out of state

  • @titusmcscott5889
    @titusmcscott5889 5 років тому +1

    If you don't recycle Copenhagen.... You ain't no cowboy

  • @jimnaysium2290
    @jimnaysium2290 4 роки тому +1

    What does he have a Dodge for, what is he doing, starting a bonfire?

  • @justinking3984
    @justinking3984 6 років тому +2

    I'm cowboy ol son I was raised in Dallas 🤠🤠🤠🤠

    • @kimberlyhuff19
      @kimberlyhuff19 5 років тому

      It doesn't make you a cowboy just cause you was raised in dallas