@@whispersoft I gotta agree with him; you are definitely a master of frenetic ASMR. You don't pace it too high to the point it just becomes a background buzz that overstimulates, you don't go too slowly either, you get that sweet spot where it's fast enough to tingle but not overwhelm all the time.
Imagine being a rock, being in the same spot and minding your business for thousands of years, and then an evolved ape picks you up and starts massaging you
2024 UPDATE!!! timestamps: 0:00 Rock --> Dwayne's message 1:06 lime --> Lime 2:04 Tree --> loosy Tree 3:06 sticky ball slime? --> "floam" 4:02 front of car 5:12 Pokémon energy cards 6:10 Rock 2 --> Dwayne's 2nd message 7:19 wooden hairbrush 8:21 Tree 2 -- Older brother Tree WOW Wow wait, what's in the background... a crane? 9:27 Slime --> Stress breads not slime 10:31 back of car --> Car Rear 11:40 one of his books --> DEAD BY DAWN: ua-cam.com/video/hJTv5fXvJEc/v-deo.html 12:40 bush --> still a bush 13:50 wooden ruler --> Measuring the ruler 14:54 Rock 3 --> Dwayne's 3rd message 16:23 Joy-cons --> hey those are mine :( 17:19 BIG Tree --> Árbol de papá 18:29 Maraca, forgot about these 19:26 Car door 20:35 another one of his books --> FOREVER MAN: ua-cam.com/video/oTSWF7kOii8/v-deo.html&t 21:43 Father Rock --> Dwayne's father 23:01 RGB cubes 24:07 Grandpa Tree 25:18 Floppy banana, nothing sus here 26:18 older brother Tree --> teenager tree 27:29 a pile of wooden beads? --> wooden wind chime? I was here when posted 23 minutes ago, so this took a while, hope you enjoy it. why update: idk I just got here.
I’m relaxed, but I feel weird about it at the same time. I’m weirded out at the relaxing sounds massaging a tree trunk, a car, and a rock makes. You’re original!
that tree was definitely having a nap after its massage it was super relaxed some nerds should tell us if trees can feel touch and know whether we're being nice to them
I don’t know why these are all so relaxing and help me sleep so much but what I DO know is that your neighbours must be very tolerant people 😂 “Hey honey, that guy is outside again.” “Massaging a tree?” “Karate chopping a bush this time.” “Could be worse!” ❤😂🎉
If that rock doesnt crumble into a million little pieces under the sheer force of this man’s massaging grip within the next 0.2 seconds im going to cry
I never thought I would ever watch someone giving a massage to a rock, and yet here I am
Or a Car
Mother Nature is proud of this man
😂 I love your comment
Me too
when life gives you lemons, give them a massage
when lifes gives you lemons, you gotta look again and realize, "Thats a lime".
“When life give you lemons, you gotta see that, that was the Most passive aggressive reply ever”
Today's comment is funny😂
@@INot_SteamInah slime
Give life a massage
You are the Master of Frenetic ASMR, hands down, the best.
Mike! I wish, but thanks. I appreciate the sentiment.
@@whispersoft Don't sell yourself short, little brother, you are the man.
@@whispersoft I gotta agree with him; you are definitely a master of frenetic ASMR. You don't pace it too high to the point it just becomes a background buzz that overstimulates, you don't go too slowly either, you get that sweet spot where it's fast enough to tingle but not overwhelm all the time.
OMAIGAD ITS TIRAR 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
Imagine being a rock, being in the same spot and minding your business for thousands of years, and then an evolved ape picks you up and starts massaging you
Must feel great
Nobody's gonna believe him
@smoketastic4158
"Ben, we are rocks.. that talk... Im sure apes that can massage aren't entirely outta the realm of possibility"
@@dantindley5181 "Psssshhhtt... Yeah right, thats like saying there are big metal boxes that animals drive around at high speeds.. pfft."
@@envision_s *big metal box joins* "no man i swear he started patting my eyes! it was great"
2024 UPDATE!!!
timestamps:
0:00 Rock --> Dwayne's message
1:06 lime --> Lime
2:04 Tree --> loosy Tree
3:06 sticky ball slime? --> "floam"
4:02 front of car
5:12 Pokémon energy cards
6:10 Rock 2 --> Dwayne's 2nd message
7:19 wooden hairbrush
8:21 Tree 2 -- Older brother Tree WOW Wow wait, what's in the background... a crane?
9:27 Slime --> Stress breads not slime
10:31 back of car --> Car Rear
11:40 one of his books --> DEAD BY DAWN: ua-cam.com/video/hJTv5fXvJEc/v-deo.html
12:40 bush --> still a bush
13:50 wooden ruler --> Measuring the ruler
14:54 Rock 3 --> Dwayne's 3rd message
16:23 Joy-cons --> hey those are mine :(
17:19 BIG Tree --> Árbol de papá
18:29 Maraca, forgot about these
19:26 Car door
20:35 another one of his books --> FOREVER MAN: ua-cam.com/video/oTSWF7kOii8/v-deo.html&t
21:43 Father Rock --> Dwayne's father
23:01 RGB cubes
24:07 Grandpa Tree
25:18 Floppy banana, nothing sus here
26:18 older brother Tree --> teenager tree
27:29 a pile of wooden beads? --> wooden wind chime?
I was here when posted 23 minutes ago, so this took a while, hope you enjoy it.
why update: idk I just got here.
Thank you ! ☺️
@@gabbym35 your welcome
That's a happy tree family
Nice, im pinned😎
You’re comment got me interested so I looked it up and he’s actually written a lot of books, would’ve also never imagined this man’s name was Bret
you make it look like you’re actually giving those objects the massage of their lives
I can confirm: you massaged every single thing in existence
he broke into my house
@@INot_SteamIcan confirm he massaged your existence
bro same he's touching my microwave rn-@@INot_SteamI
He completed a sidequest
@@asmrdude8487 yes
That rock looked so relaxed 🥹
Ikr, fell asleep from relaxation and almost fell off the balcony lol
I thought the rock felt hard
i LOVE the book massages. thanks for throwing one in
me too! honestly one of my favs
i like this guy..no intro no bs talk just straight to the point
I am so happy for the trees! They totally deserve those massages.
This was satisfying to both the eyes and ears!! Loved the squishy blobs and
Mr Rock who's a regular now🗿
The most original ASMR I have seen in my time consuming it. And very very very relaxing!🎉
Love the description 😂
2:47 bro be like "I'm gonna turn your head this way, don't let me"
... and the tree didn't let him.
🌲 : "Sorry dude I can't move"
@@bennet3353fr?
I loved the car bits! Especially with the door handle, mega tingles. Would love a full video of just those ❤
I’m relaxed, but I feel weird about it at the same time. I’m weirded out at the relaxing sounds massaging a tree trunk, a car, and a rock makes. You’re original!
Wait stop bc this is actually tingly asf😭
19:25
Never in a million years would I have thought a car door would be the most tingly thing I’d ever heard
Idk why, but I like the rocks a lot. Second place to the skinny trees, soft & flexible enough to be pulled and pushed.
Incrivelmente relaxante 😮
Starting a new survival world in Minecraft be like 2:08
Lmao 😂
These triggers are lovely! Put me right to sleep. I would love to see a part 2 in the future
Imagine looking out of the window and your neighbour is massaging his car.
If I think about it u kinda do when washing ur car 😅
I love the energy you bring to your videos. Keep going and never stop surprising us with your talent.❤️
The rock is really pampered more than I am in real life 🪨☝🏻
One of the best asmr Videos i‘ve ever seen!
Soon enough, he's gonna be so skilled at massaging that he can massage atoms.
Omg 26:58 is amazing and how the wind picks up too !! So many tingles
This man loves Mother Nature!! He took let’s say the planet to the next level 😊
The man of EVERYTHING massager ✨ but mostly nature💚
Bro, i actually noticed something new on that rock... the rock seems to be more... smoother...
Relaxed rock 👍, lmao
What is rocks are soft but they just tense up when ever you touch them
@@Blue_689thanks, that’s a horrifying concept
The brush massage was everything! 😴
This is probably my new fav ASMR video
Outstanding. Thank you for being so creative.
i actually loved this video and it gave me hella tingles! my faves were the rock, the tree, and the car 💀 loved it haha
Wow i love the sound of the bush! 🌳
The rock massages were definitely the highlights of this video! So relaxing
that tree was definitely having a nap after its massage it was super relaxed
some nerds should tell us if trees can feel touch and know whether we're being nice to them
4:18 "Honey I'll be working on the car for a bit."
I don’t know why these are all so relaxing and help me sleep so much but what I DO know is that your neighbours must be very tolerant people 😂
“Hey honey, that guy is outside again.”
“Massaging a tree?”
“Karate chopping a bush this time.”
“Could be worse!”
❤😂🎉
Whispersoft going absolutely crazy on the tree massage🗣️🔥
An asmrtist and an author? One, the best there is.
the stone is getting a massage for the first time in hundreds of years, I think he would say if he could😅
the best asmr, I like it
this is my new favorite asmr video
Always insanely creative,awesome content :D
That tree needed it and was thankful!
He is Max level at massaging skills.
Change my Mind.
Loved the video! I especially loved the colored cubes I thought those were really neet!❤
i love this man so much🍓
i seen a short where a girl bought something to do asmr
"Whispersoft be like"
Rock + Hands = ASMR
AND IT'S A GOOD ONE
Камень аж охренел от такой доброты
I can't believe I fell asleep watching a video of a dude massaging a rock
Your videos are the best! Never stop creating this content 😍
ohhhhhhhh im so glad i found your channel!!!
Next time he should massage a dying star would make great sounds
i love how in most massage videos he makes that tree is always apart of the video
Really loved the car one! ❤
This video made me laugh and relax at the same time... Amazing 😂👍🏼
I m in love with this video 🥰thx !❤️🔥
Rock after massage
...... it's about drive ... it's about power 😅
0:04 1:07 2:05 8:23 11:42 17:20 20:40 24:07 26:18
BEST ASMR ON THE PLANET
The rock waited a few million years for that massage
Most happy rock on this planet
If that rock doesnt crumble into a million little pieces under the sheer force of this man’s massaging grip within the next 0.2 seconds im going to cry
Your videos are pure ❤❤❤
Why is this visually appealing lol
omg this is exactly what I need, thank you^^
Idk why, but the parts with the car are my favorite. ❤
チョップで音出してる人初めて見たけど最高
Imagine je gave a tree a massage and is suddenly oh that's the spot right there 😂😂😂😂
I didnt know the pokemon card will be that good i tought in the start that the pokemon card will be bad but its so good(;
This videos rocks
It really doughs 😉
I SWEAR that rock looks more relaxed
the rock said it hurt a bit
He is giving everything a free massage except me 😭
The best youtubeurs ❤❤❤
I loooooove this video so much!! Can we pleeeeeaase get a part 2?
Alternate tittle: everything, everywhere, massage
don't know why but its so good ngl
I love the way the rock is formed
Consider me relaxeddddd 😌😌
When he was massaging de tree I imagined his neighbors like 👁️👄👁️
these are your best videos
1:19 The lime 😮🤯....🤤 Too bad it's too short 🥲
You are the Man of Steel. 😅 At least your hands are definitely made of steel.
I wish! Lol
The Pokémon cards😩❤ sooo good
The tree part made me nervous about splinters😂
One day marvel will do a comic about you. You shall be known as “Mr. Massage”
8d audio car massage would go insane,it’d be awesome
I love the sounds when he massage a rock 😂
Сосед, наблюдающий за массажем автомобиля - 🤨
Но звуки - кайф ❤
Der Stein!! 😍
the final boss of the massage series
please acknowledge how many splinters this man has tanked from massaging trees
Great one ❤
Este ASMR FUE PLACENTERO ..MOVIMIENTO DE MANOS Y TODO EPICO ..SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA 🇦🇷
Woah! AaroASMR gave a rock a massage on that same balcony 😅
when a tree gets more massages than me