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ASMR | Giving Everything A Massage
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- Опубліковано 17 лис 2023
- ASMR | Giving Everything A Massage
In this video I give a rock an ASMR massage. I give a tree an ASMR massage. I give a book an ASMR massage. I give a lime and squishy bread an ASMR massage.
I basically give everything but people a massage.
PIn this comment pls
timestamps:
0:00 Rock
1:06 lime
2:04 Tree
3:06 sticky ball slime?
4:02 front of car
5:12 Pokemon energy cards
6:10 Rock 2
7:19 wooden hair brush
8:21 Tree 2
9:27 Slime
10:31 back of car
11:40 one of his book
12:40 bush
13:50 wooden ruler
14:54 Rock 3
16:23 Joy-cons
17:19 BIG Tree
18:29 Maraca, forgot about these
19:26 Car door
20:35 another one of his books
21:43 Father Rock
23:01 RGB cubes
24:07 Grandpa Tree
25:18 Floopy banana, nothing sus here
26:18 older brother Tree
27:29 a pile of wooden beads?
I was here when posted 23 minutes ago, so this took a while, hopr you enjoy it.
Thank you ! ☺️
@@gabbym35 your welcome
That's a happy tree family
Nice, im pinned😎
You’re comment got me interested so I looked it up and he’s actually written a lot of books, would’ve also never imagined this man’s name was Bret
when life gives you lemons, give them a massage
when lifes gives you lemons, you gotta look again and realize, "Thats a lime".
“When life give you lemons, you gotta see that, that was the Most passive aggressive reply ever”
Today's comment is funny😂
@@notsteam9327nah slime
Give life a massage
I never thought I would ever watch someone giving a massage to a rock, and yet here I am
Mother Nature is proud of this man
😂 I love your comment
Me too
You are the Master of Frenetic ASMR, hands down, the best.
Mike! I wish, but thanks. I appreciate the sentiment.
@@whispersoft Don't sell yourself short, little brother, you are the man.
@@whispersoft I gotta agree with him; you are definitely a master of frenetic ASMR. You don't pace it too high to the point it just becomes a background buzz that overstimulates, you don't go too slowly either, you get that sweet spot where it's fast enough to tingle but not overwhelm all the time.
OMAIGAD ITS TIRAR 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
Imagine being a rock, being in the same spot and minding your business for thousands of years, and then an evolved ape picks you up and starts massaging you
Must feel great
Nobody's gonna believe him
@@janno8116”look, I swear, he literally just started to twist and pull my surface and it felt great!”
“stop lying timmy, no ape is THAT advanced”
you make it look like you’re actually giving those objects the massage of their lives
That rock looked so relaxed 🥹
Ikr, fell asleep from relaxation and almost fell off the balcony lol
I thought the rock felt hard
I can confirm: you massaged every single thing in existence
he broke into my house
@@notsteam9327can confirm he massaged your existence
bro same he's touching my microwave rn-@@notsteam9327
He completed a sidequest
@@asmrdude8487 yes
i LOVE the book massages. thanks for throwing one in
me too! honestly one of my favs
This was satisfying to both the eyes and ears!! Loved the squishy blobs and
Mr Rock who's a regular now🗿
i like this guy..no intro no bs talk just straight to the point
The most original ASMR I have seen in my time consuming it. And very very very relaxing!🎉
Love the description 😂
19:25
Never in a million years would I have thought a car door would be the most tingly thing I’d ever heard
2:47 bro be like "I'm gonna turn your head this way, don't let me"
... and the tree didn't let him.
🌲 : "Sorry dude I can't move"
@@bennet3353fr?
I am so happy for the trees! They totally deserve those massages.
Bro, i actually noticed something new on that rock... the rock seems to be more... smoother...
Relaxed rock 👍, lmao
What is rocks are soft but they just tense up when ever you touch them
@@Blue_689thanks, that’s a horrifying concept
I loved the car bits! Especially with the door handle, mega tingles. Would love a full video of just those ❤
Wait stop bc this is actually tingly asf😭
Imagine looking out of the window and your neighbour is massaging his car.
Soon enough, he's gonna be so skilled at massaging that he can massage atoms.
Starting a new survival world in Minecraft be like 2:08
Lmao 😂
Idk why, but I like the rocks a lot. Second place to the skinny trees, soft & flexible enough to be pulled and pushed.
The rock is really pampered more than I am in real life 🪨☝🏻
Incrivelmente relaxante 😮
I love the energy you bring to your videos. Keep going and never stop surprising us with your talent.❤️
These triggers are lovely! Put me right to sleep. I would love to see a part 2 in the future
The man of EVERYTHING massager ✨ but mostly nature💚
i actually loved this video and it gave me hella tingles! my faves were the rock, the tree, and the car 💀 loved it haha
Outstanding. Thank you for being so creative.
One of the best asmr Videos i‘ve ever seen!
This is probably my new fav ASMR video
Whispersoft going absolutely crazy on the tree massage🗣️🔥
The rock massages were definitely the highlights of this video! So relaxing
Omg 26:58 is amazing and how the wind picks up too !! So many tingles
Alternate tittle: everything, everywhere, massage
Always insanely creative,awesome content :D
Wow i love the sound of the bush! 🌳
An asmrtist and an author? One, the best there is.
Камень аж охренел от такой доброты
Most happy rock on this planet
He is Max level at massaging skills.
Change my Mind.
i love this man so much🍓
Ngl this is the most intresting asmr channel ive seen
the stone is getting a massage for the first time in hundreds of years, I think he would say if he could😅
the best asmr, I like it
this is my new favorite asmr video
Really loved the car one! ❤
I m in love with this video 🥰thx !❤️🔥
Imagine je gave a tree a massage and is suddenly oh that's the spot right there 😂😂😂😂
ohhhhhhhh im so glad i found your channel!!!
when a tree gets more massages than me
Loved the video! I especially loved the colored cubes I thought those were really neet!❤
The rock waited a few million years for that massage
that lawn looks beautiful!
Even a Pokémon card? This dude is wild
This video made me laugh and relax at the same time... Amazing 😂👍🏼
4:18 "Honey I'll be working on the car for a bit."
i love how in most massage videos he makes that tree is always apart of the video
That tree needed it and was thankful!
Rock after massage
...... it's about drive ... it's about power 😅
チョップで音出してる人初めて見たけど最高
omg this is exactly what I need, thank you^^
BEST ASMR ON THE PLANET
Your videos are the best! Never stop creating this content 😍
I SWEAR that rock looks more relaxed
the rock said it hurt a bit
This videos rocks
It really doughs 😉
If that rock doesnt crumble into a million little pieces under the sheer force of this man’s massaging grip within the next 0.2 seconds im going to cry
1:20 i felt my brain move
Сосед, наблюдающий за массажем автомобиля - 🤨
Но звуки - кайф ❤
Awesome rock massage😊
I love the way the rock is formed
Consider me relaxeddddd 😌😌
I can't believe I fell asleep watching a video of a dude massaging a rock
That tree must have felt real good
Why is this visually appealing lol
When he was massaging de tree I imagined his neighbors like 👁️👄👁️
these are your best videos
i seen a short where a girl bought something to do asmr
"Whispersoft be like"
Rock + Hands = ASMR
AND IT'S A GOOD ONE
Your videos are pure ❤❤❤
Idk why, but the parts with the car are my favorite. ❤
this bread is so durable
Кайфую с этого каждый раз слушаю 100000 раз
8d audio car massage would go insane,it’d be awesome
You are the Man of Steel. 😅 At least your hands are definitely made of steel.
I wish! Lol
please acknowledge how many splinters this man has tanked from massaging trees
One day marvel will do a comic about you. You shall be known as “Mr. Massage”
Legend has it he is still massaging
*sees neighbor karate chopping a tree*
“sir, this isn’t minecraft”
Der Stein!! 😍
I loooooove this video so much!! Can we pleeeeeaase get a part 2?
I'm waiting for the AIR MASSAGE. 🐢 We have to care about oxygen too!
The best youtubeurs ❤❤❤
The Pokémon cards😩❤ sooo good
Oh, it’s legendary rock!❤
don't know why but its so good ngl
.black void for sleep watching 😴
:)
It’s not just a bolder. It’s a rock, it’s a rock.
The tree part made me nervous about splinters😂
You should massage a rock sculpture of The Rock.