So, righteous in the moment whilst accompanied by rocking music but, upon further reflection, terribly unfair to a group of hard working, socially tight-knit, children, feeding into their and other’s belief in misunderstood and damaging stereotypes and simultaneously driving potential allies farther away from the “light” side of an upcoming war?
@@anne.eyewitness I have to disagree. Impressive as that may seem, killing Hitler would prove little in the way of their progression in their curricular activities. In fact, the principal judged them for their personality, literally, instead of for their behavior. In didactic guidelines, this is a Big No-No, especially as in this case doing so may incentivize other students to confront dangerous murderers on their own for gains in unrelated aspects of their life.
@gerbendekker3273 Um, actually, the points were in fact awarded for their behaviors. Ron got them for self-sacrifice and chess, Hermione for her wit, Harry for bravery and selflessness, and Neville for the most difficult thing, trying to keep friends from doing something "bad" while not being a narc
" Chewie doesn't speak English, nor does Han. English won't be invented for many years." To quote John Mulaney, "First of all, get out of here with your facts!"
I got that immediately, because I played various versions of the Star Wars RPG and all of them repeated the information that the language is called "basic" multiple times.
Um, actually, the Officer Jennies and Nurse Joys within the Pokemon universe are not completely identical, as Brock is able to tell the differences between the different town's representatives. (They have slightly different hair lengths, wear different perfumes, or have other subtle differences like that... yes, I know, Brock is also obsessive about this.) Edit: Brock also has the ability to denote whether a Nurse Joy/Officer Jenny is real or not....
Um, Actually we see Nurse Joys in training who were not related to another Nurse Joy and so technically not all nurse joys are part of an extended family
Uuhhh Tank! by The Seatbelts is not electro synthpop. It's like the most purely Bebop jazz tune in the whole show. There literally isn't a single electric instrument. It's a percussion section, horns, and a bass. And they don't even use an electric bass guitar, they use an actual upright bass. Calling it electro synthpop is so incredibly innacurate. That's like calling Bob Dylan a funk musician.
Um, actually. Tank! is actually not regarded as jazz by its composer Yoko Kanno. She regards it as closer to being "brass-funk". In fact, there's only a couple of tracks within the show that she actually wrote as jazz music.
@@TheCanipaEffect yeah, that's a good description if the track. The percussion is definitely more funk than jazz, and the brass section is way bigger and has a more distinct and clear melody than anything usually found in Bebop. That said, the influence is pretty undeniable. Still definitely not electro synthpop, though lol
Um actually, in cowboy bebop the dog's name is Ein. Ein is an example of *a* data dog. The way the statement is phrased makes it sound as though someone refers to Ein by the *name* "data dog" however that is incorrect as it is never used as a name, only as a description. That would be like you being "known as human."
Um, Actually The Doctor is way older than 900, the 10th Doctor was 900-ish at the end but then 11th lived for around a thousand years, 12th lived for several thousand years (or billions, if you include the time inside the Confessional, (which I don't)), and I don't remember if they mention The Doctor's age during 13th time.
lol I just wrote a long ass comment about this thinking no one else had, totally agree. i think 13th's age *might* be mentioned in one of the teasers/intros/big speeches but the doctor is *definitely* older than 900 though there's no 100% clear statement on how old the doctor is beyond 10's explicit mentions to my knowledge.
Yknow what's wild tho? Since Clara ripped herself apart into every moment of The Doctor's life, she's technically older than him by like 20 or so years because of the time she lived before living in all of his moments... Don't be mad that I don't remember how old Clara is :(
Came here to say this. Was super surprised when nobody corrected the age which as far as I can remember the Doctor (mostly thinking around 11th) is 945 years old.
I think Thomas may be my favorite guest so far, just because he tries so desperately to be a jock, and the second GURPS comes up, he immediately goes full nerd mode
Um actually Han speaks to Chewie in Shyriiwook when they first meet (although poorly), so it is technically incorrect to say that Han *only* speaks to Chewie in Basic. And as we all know, technically correct is the best kind of correct.
The language is called Basic because it's the most common *trade language* in the core regions specifically. It's an engineered language designed for inter-species communication (sort of like esperanto, but less of a failure) The outer rims and the great chaos beyond that all have multiple other trade languages
@@owen429 esperanto is cool and so are the esperantists I've met, but it was designed to be the standard language for all international communication, which it obviously didnt achieve
@@Freekymoho Id argue its not a lost battle until no evidence of esperanto exists. I could still very much see a future where europe decides to use it in place of English as a sort of Lingue Europa
Um Actually, The Defense against the Dark Arts position doesn't *SEEM* cursed, it *IS* cursed. Additionally, Carrow never taught the subject, as they taught Dark Arts, rater than Defense against the - .
This is one thing I never quite got, How did Voldemort curse something as abstract as a teaching position? And if that is that easy, why didn't he curse the position of headmaster, to get Dumbledore harmed or fired. If Dumbledore is more powerful than Voldemort, then why could he not reverse the curse. For all the explaining that Rowling did, past and present, some things she just kept annoyingly vague. Same thing with the Goblet of Fire. What would stop Dumbledore to declare Harry's participation in the Trimagical Tournament null and void? They say that Harry entered a binding contract but what are the consequences for violating the contract and how does the Goblet check if Harry entered the Tournament. And since Harry technically didn't enter by himself, can the contract even be considered binding? This is something J.K. Rowling should explain. Not how wizards pooped before indoor plumbing was invented.
@@wjzav1971 I think that's why they went with "seems". Also because even the characters are not sure whether or not the position is truly cursed. Dumbledore makes the conclusion that, since the "curse" started after Voldemort was denied the job, the two events are likely related. But, there also appears to be a number of loopholes, such as (as is mentioned in the first book) one teacher was able to serve as the DAtDA teacher off and on for several decades, despite the "curse." For your second point: a Binding Magical Construct is defined elsewhere in the books, and I'm fairly sure that it is stated, outright, that NOT participating results in death. Lastly, Barty Jr. explains that it took a significant work to convince the cup that he was: a) not too old, b) Harry, and c) that Harry was not too young. The plan COULD have been undone by this act, but sentient magical items are well-known for their flaws in-universe. It's actually astonishing the wizarding world depends on them as much as they do, given that magical items have enormous biases and blindspots. Lastly-lastly, since a Binding Magical Contract is more-or-less the same as an Unbreakable Vow, it stands to reason that the two are a dangerous kind of magic, one that it is much easier to be whammied by, than loophole out of.
"Our students were quite traumatized in the last year with all those werewolves and dementors and stuff. We should do something to make them smile and laugh again. How about murder games with dragons where they also have to rescue their most beloved ones from a traumatizing deep lake experience?"
I feel like if you're going to accept "USS" as part of the Enterprise's name, then you'd also have to accept "Battlestar" for the Galactica. But since that wouldn't have otherwise changed the order I might have given it to him... UNTIL he tried to use the Picard song to justify his answer, as the pictured ships *clearly* "Star Treking, across the universe, on the Starship Enterprise, under captain Kirk!"
Umm, actually USS is a prefix whereas Battlestar would be a class. It's the difference between Mr. Thomas Middleditch and Humon Thomas Middleditch but it is true that his name in both cases is still Thomas Middleditch so Enterprise and Galactica would both be the correct name
@@shadebug Umm, actually the term "Battlestar" is not a class, it's more like a designation to show it as a capital ship. There are many classes of Battlestar, with the Galactica in the reimagined series belonging to the Jupiter class.
Love how Middleditch knew immediately Wolverine was from Canada, then goes and calls "z" zed. Of course you'd know Wolverine was from your country. I would.
Um, actually, the Doctor lies about his age quite often, to the point where he supposedly can't remember his real age. So although he claimed to be 900 years old at the start of the series reboot, we have no way of knowing. Plus, in the most recent series arc, the Doctor learns that she had lived many lives prior to the original series, which she doesn't remember (unless the Master or someone was lying about that, which is possible).
Umm actually, he states during capaldis run that he is 2000 years old (excluding timeless children) and he is trapped in the confession dial for 4 billion years
@@angussherlock8777 it might be 4 billion years from the moment The Doctor first entered the Confession dial (or whatever it's called), until The Doctor left it, but The Doctor that left it spent only a couple of weeks (at most) inside.
But....technically, before she joined the x-men, she lived in Kenya, meaning she was from Kenya. If I’ve lived in Atlanta for 20 years but was born in Nashville I would say I was from Atlanta.
Um, actually it's not "The Serenity" it's just "Serenity" And Um, actually Han speaks Shyriiwook in Solo: A Star Wars Story. Aaaaannd... Um, actually Halle Berry did an accent in the first X-Men movie, but she dropped it after that.
This episode originally came out in 2018, so they might've been trying to avoid Solo spoilers. Also, it doesn't say he can't speak Shyriiwook, it says he doesn't, which is, in general, true. And the reason is also true. I don't think I'd call that a valid correction.
Um, actually, the Doctor Who question had two errors. One was that the TARDIS is old, but the other is that the Doctor's age is unknown, so saying they're 900 years old is wrong. Even the Doctor doesn't know their own age anymore. It's anywhere between 900 and like 1200 years old or something like that.
I do not know if 13th has sad her age at all but 12th at one point said he was over 2000 and even that some people think is an underestimate as they think he started counting again or the Time War messed things up.
@@James-xb7qc they've been counting since 10th, and it is stated every time they goes without companions they age 200ish years (like with the ponds, he left them for a short while going from 1000ish to 1200 by 11's end). (i may have fudged a detail or two, take with salt)
Also, there are theories that they started over at some point during the Time War. Colin Baker and Christopher Eccleston's Doctors both claim to be 900, but the Time War is said to occur over a period of 500 years (but of course time travel is involved, so The Doctor may have relived some of that twice). Of course, until contradicted, "The Timeless Children" throws all of that guess work out the window.
Um actually, The Doctor's age is unknown and his TARDIS was an old model that was in the shop to get fixed when he stole it. Specifically, the chameleon circuit was broken, thus the reason it was almost always in the form of a blue Police Box. The chameleon circuit was fixed on a couple of occasions but never for very long.
Um actually "Adun Tassadar" isn't a Protoss phrase. You just took two Protoss names and slapped them in the same speech bubble. Common phrases using those names are "Adun toridas," which means "Adun hide you" or "Adun keep you safe," and "En taro ___," which means "in honor of ___" usually the name of a venerated Protoss hero fills that blank such as Adun or Tassadar.
Umm, actually, the doctor was 900 years old when we met him as played by Christopher Eccleston in the beginning of "New Who", but since the Matt Smith iteration ran for a couple thousand years, (s)he is much older than that now.
Umm, actually, as stated by stephen moffat in 2010, the doctor has no idea how old they are, and simply keeps on lying, even from the start. The 900 years of Christopher Eccleston is a guess by his part, as during the timewar the doctor was subject to multiple agings and de-agings,. This is also confirmed by the fact that at the time of their first regeneration (from 1st to second) was roungly around 900 years as well (as noted in the licensed article "the phoenix in the TARDIS") There is also the philosophical question as to whether or not the 4,5 billion years in "heaven sent" counts towards their age. Which could be argued, as while they doesn't remember each cycle and their body doesn't age, neither does "ME", but she is still counted as being fucking old, which means that neither memories, nor physical appearance can be the classification of age. Rather the time spent in the universe, changing and influencing it, even if it is just chipping the mountain with you beak.
umm, actually the 7th doctor celebrated their 1000th birthday so they are lying to make themselves appear younger, its like when you meet a new younger group of people and say you are 27 instead of 30, its only a few years but it makes the difference.
"Everyone knows the Starks and the Lannisters." Umm, actually most people mistakenly believe the phrase 'a Lannister always pays his debts' are their words, but in reality it's 'Hear Me Roar.'
Umm, actually your claim would require accurate polling information to be true. At this point, you're speculating. In fact, the safer assumption would be that "most people" have never heard of the Starks nor the Lannisters. Viewership and readership of the series is multiple orders of magnitude lower than the global population.
The viewership though, has heard "A Lanister always pays his debts" far more often than the actual house motto, if they have watched all episodes equally as often.
@@CappySambo Um actually, the claim would require accurate polling information to be *known* as true. The trueness or falsehood of a claim exists independently of the demonstration of such.
8:00 Um actually the doctor is over 1000 years at this point. He gained like a 100years in season 7 or so. Who knows how much older she's by now. And also I don't have Twitter 😂
At this point I just assume The Doctor is every being in the universe. "Timeless Child" ruined everything, even the 50th anniversary means nothing if The Timeless Child is a thing. Infinite amounts of regeneration means The Time Of The Doctor meant NOTHING.
@@nicholascurran1734 Its not that she doesnt say it, its an editing issue. You can tell there is a cut right at that moment. There are people tracking the 'um actually' part behind the scenes (host has been interrupted to point out someone missing saying it at times in other episodes).
@@d4rksol123 Just as the host and probably most of the audience did, it would be easy for the BTS verifiers to miss the lack of "um". WE NEED CLARITY, RELEASE THE UNEDITED TAPES!
True however an unstated rule which has been demonstrated multiple times is that if nobody (Trapp, BTS people, or fellow contestants) catches that the answerer didn't say "Um, Actually" then they get the point. Like a wrestling referee.
Um, actually! Corrections should be made in the “quarantined” spaces laid out in the episode not here in the comments section! This section is where we request sports and sportsball be included in the fandom categories and not just traditionally nerdy fandoms!
Don't remember if this episode released after the news came out or not, but for anyone who isn't aware, just a little PSA. Cloak and Dagger, one of the major exclusive goth clubs in LA actually got shut down recently largely in part to Middleditch and others constantly harassing and groping women there and the management refusing to do anything about it. So for everyone calling for him to be a guest again, I wouldn't hold out hope for it.
Um actually, Storm is actually not from Kenya. She was born in the US and became orphaned and stuck in Cairo. When Xavier recruited her, she was situated in Kenya. But she should be considered a US citizen
Um actually, it is not necessarily the uss enterprise as the image shown is a generic constitution class starship, of which there are many in Star Trek lore. Without the ship identification number the name of the vessel in question cannot be verified and could potentially be tge USS Yorktown, Asimov, Douglas, Potemkin, Lexington, Hood, Farragut, Intrepid etc.
there are three wookie langs, but shyriiwook is a universal trade lang that outsiders learn. the other two are only spoken by natives of the Kashyyyk system!
Yeah, but it feels like a bit of a retcon. It certainly feels implied at the start of the book that he had taught it more that one year. I dont think muggle studies was even a thing in book 1
@@redbeard5939 I have watched a few, but it's explicitly stated in the half blood prince that since Voldemort was refused the job, that no-one had lasted more than a year. A more accurate um actually would have been that they didn't teach defence against the dark arts in Harry's 7th year, they taught dark arts instead.
10:58 - um, actually, there is no indication that any of the Pevensies had sex. No heirs of their line are mentioned, and while Lewis does say that many different princes WANTED to marry Lucy or Susan, there is no indication that they or their brothers were ever wed in Narnia (and since Aslan is Literally Jesus, having sex outside of marriage would not have been allowable for them).
Um actually "Adun Tassadar" doesn't make any sense as a phrase in Khalai, those are both just nouns. "Adun Toridas" is a common phrase that means "may the shadow of Adun protect you"
SPOILER : .. . . . . .. If zach had said "chewie doesn't understand english" he would have been technically correct, but he had to go and say that chewie doesn't understand anything lol.
I'm glad she got that last point. Because she was absolutely right about jacking up the car before you remove the tire. So they both should have gotten a point for that one.
Um actually, Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys, while it's true they're family, but more specifically, they're cousins. Also, not an um actually, more like a fun fact: Nurse Joys go to a nurse training program and are raised to be nurses along with their helper pink healer pokemon (differs depending on the region). And the anime has shown some Nurse Joys who either don't have the region's pink healer helper, dislike their job, flunked out of medical school, or have helper pokemon who are different from the others.
Because it feels in the spirit of this type of game, I would like to point out that I got the GoT houses and phrases sorted in about 20 seconds and I only watched about two and a half seasons of the show.
13:16 Um actually the name of the ship from Firefly is "Serenity" not "The Serenity." Kaylee discuses this point with an Alliance officer in one of the episodes.
@@MrCash-lm1xz Ships names takes the definite article "the" when used in a sentence if grammar requires. but the article is not part of of the actual name.
Um, Actually, very few ships have the word THE at the start of their names. The naming convention is to name without a starting THE, but add THE to the front of the name of the ship when referring to her, because she's "The only ship with that name". It's the same for "The Battlestar Gallactica", "The Enterprise", "The Andromeda", etc. There are some exemptions, like Moya from Farscape, where the ship was a living being and would never use THE in any circumstances with Moya. (That gets into "The Todd" situation, where the person refers to themselves in the third person." So, Captain Mal's ship would be named Serenity, but you would often call it the Serenity, as you do with MOST ships.
With love, please throw in some ad breaks for the full episodes. We love seeing the whole episodes and want to support the possibility of getting more whenever it becomes possible to film them.
Um Actually, the image used of the starship from Star Trek is that of a generic ship. It is not denoted on the hull that it is the USS-Enterprise. Meaning that it should be referred to as a Constitution Class Starship 2260S.
I don't know about Um, Actually, but Dropout is still producing new stuff. This is an old episode though, they posted the first half on the main channel a while back.
I was coming to ask this exact thing, like if college humor isn't a thing anymore will this show continue, it's definitely my favorite new series from them, also are they still making content on dropout? I understand they're probably on an upload schedule putting episodes from dropout onto this channel but will it always be on dropout first or are they shifting to just uploading on this channel?
You can typically tell they are old, when they have the mid episode fan corrections, they are timestamped. One posted the other day was commented back in 2017. Lol In this episode @7:07 you can see the timestamps of October of 2018
Man, Becca Scott got screwed over in this episode. Ein is never called Data Dog as if it's his proper name, and Storm was actually born in New York City before journeying to Africa as a young girl.
Um, actually Becca still got the extra point for the Storm fact, and they never claimed Data Dog was his proper name, just that Ein is known as Data Dog, so it could just be that he's talked about by that name without using it as a proper name.
um, actually the black speech of Mordor in Saurons speechbubble should read "ash (one) nazg (ring) gimbatul (to find them)" not "Azsh Nagh Gimbatul" as depicted.
Um actually, severus snape served for more than one year as during the professorship of Remus Lupin, Snape served as substitute defense against the dark arts teacher once a month due to the full moon.
Isn't the defense against the dark arts teaching position more than just seemingly cursed? If i recall correctly someone (I don't recall who, probably Voldemort) did curse the position and that is one of the reasons why Dumbledore kept Snape out of the position for so long as to prevent anything from happening to him?
Tom Riddle returned to Hogwarts shortly after Dumbledore became headmaster and asked for the job, but Dumbledore knew he was already super shady so turned him down. Nobody stayed for more than a year after that.
I love how the fake jock facade break when GURP is mentionned
Um actually, that's GURPS to you.
@@MrSlothJunior Or Generic Universal RolePlaying System!
well hey, you can make sportsball stuff for it
Um actually, it's kayfabe
that Dune reference he makes in the last shiny question is amazing
Winning on a technicality is the best way to win
The best kind of correct
Apart from being the only one to get answers correctly.
Perfectly fits the spirit of the game lol
She had a lot of heart too 😅 well earned
*only
Zac deserves a bonus point too for muttering the correct calculation for the number of permutations of answers in the ship ordering question.
Um, actually... It was in the GoT house quotes question that he mutters about permutations.
Sorry, had to do it to you.
I caught that too lol. He’s not gonna be happy when he realizes 6! Is 720 possible permutations
Um actually, Amycus Carrow wasn't a defence against the dark arts teacher, he was a dark arts teacher
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@@MrCash-lm1xz Um actually actually, they're both correct, the "c" is British english and the "s" is american english
I think it would also be inappropriate to consider Snape teaching only for one year considering his potions teaching.
When he started teaching he was DATDA but he later changed his title to DA
@@VVheeli but he only taught 1 year as DADA teacher, which was the curse
That win felt like the moment in Harry Potter when Dumbledore awarded extra last-minute points to Gryffindor then they won the house cup.
So, righteous in the moment whilst accompanied by rocking music but, upon further reflection, terribly unfair to a group of hard working, socially tight-knit, children, feeding into their and other’s belief in misunderstood and damaging stereotypes and simultaneously driving potential allies farther away from the “light” side of an upcoming war?
To be fair, if one kid killed Hitler on the last day of the academic year, I think that kid would deserve a lot of last minute points.
They saved everything if they don't win this worthless thing then what was it all for
@@anne.eyewitness I have to disagree. Impressive as that may seem, killing Hitler would prove little in the way of their progression in their curricular activities. In fact, the principal judged them for their personality, literally, instead of for their behavior. In didactic guidelines, this is a Big No-No, especially as in this case doing so may incentivize other students to confront dangerous murderers on their own for gains in unrelated aspects of their life.
@gerbendekker3273 Um, actually, the points were in fact awarded for their behaviors. Ron got them for self-sacrifice and chess, Hermione for her wit, Harry for bravery and selflessness, and Neville for the most difficult thing, trying to keep friends from doing something "bad" while not being a narc
" Chewie doesn't speak English, nor does Han. English won't be invented for many years."
To quote John Mulaney, "First of all, get out of here with your facts!"
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I got that immediately, because I played various versions of the Star Wars RPG and all of them repeated the information that the language is called "basic" multiple times.
Nice
@@cariocaemfuria3946 its like dnd "I talk to him in English... What do you mean English doesn't exist?"
@@nerosoul2506 It shouldn't! Unless it's some sort of historical setting you are playing on!
Um, actually, the Officer Jennies and Nurse Joys within the Pokemon universe are not completely identical, as Brock is able to tell the differences between the different town's representatives. (They have slightly different hair lengths, wear different perfumes, or have other subtle differences like that... yes, I know, Brock is also obsessive about this.)
Edit: Brock also has the ability to denote whether a Nurse Joy/Officer Jenny is real or not....
this answer makes me so angry yet, I actually remember all this too now.
Plus their designs differ from region to region.
Also the Joy's have different symbols on their hats depending on the city they work in.
@@hine66 So do the Jennys
Um, Actually we see Nurse Joys in training who were not related to another Nurse Joy and so technically not all nurse joys are part of an extended family
I just love that he's wearing football pads with hockey gloves.
"Uhm actually it's Doctor WHOM" is such a good joke
"But only in the objective case" is the best follow-up.
This is the second or third time they have had a Starcraft question and nobody cared. I see you, production assistant. I see you.
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But also the quote was nonsensical, "Adun Tassadar" thats like saying that a normal earth quote is "Jesus Lincoln"
@@rutgerjunior1104 "Jesus, Lincoln!"
@@rutgerjunior1104 THANK YOU for pinting that out
@@rutgerjunior1104 I'm pretty sure that Honest Abe was told, "Jesus, Lincoln!" at least once in his life
Uuhhh Tank! by The Seatbelts is not electro synthpop. It's like the most purely Bebop jazz tune in the whole show. There literally isn't a single electric instrument. It's a percussion section, horns, and a bass. And they don't even use an electric bass guitar, they use an actual upright bass. Calling it electro synthpop is so incredibly innacurate. That's like calling Bob Dylan a funk musician.
Yea they really need to listen to that song. Tank is one of the greatest songs ever made tbh
Sorry, no point, because you didn't start with um, actually
Um, actually. Tank! is actually not regarded as jazz by its composer Yoko Kanno. She regards it as closer to being "brass-funk". In fact, there's only a couple of tracks within the show that she actually wrote as jazz music.
@@TheCanipaEffect yeah, that's a good description if the track. The percussion is definitely more funk than jazz, and the brass section is way bigger and has a more distinct and clear melody than anything usually found in Bebop. That said, the influence is pretty undeniable.
Still definitely not electro synthpop, though lol
@@TheCanipaEffect also that's pretty neat, I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing 👍
Me when thomas said Zerg: *feels angry* ugh, not even close man, sheesh.
Him mocking me 2 seconds later: HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT'S A ZERG!!!
You could always mock him for using a phrase that went out of fashion 25 to 30 years ago. "No doi!"
It makes me so happy every time Redwall gets referenced. Keep the spirit of Brian Jacques alive! EULALIA
Um actually, in cowboy bebop the dog's name is Ein. Ein is an example of *a* data dog. The way the statement is phrased makes it sound as though someone refers to Ein by the *name* "data dog" however that is incorrect as it is never used as a name, only as a description. That would be like you being "known as human."
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Wait, you don’t call other people you know in life, “human person”?
@@fountgarde No, but I call my family by dad, mom. bro, and sis. 😊
Some people would totally go "hey, dog!" though. Hell I call my cat by her name but also "cat" and all kinds of random other things.
That's was such a griffindor wins the house cup moment.
Um, Actually The Doctor is way older than 900, the 10th Doctor was 900-ish at the end but then 11th lived for around a thousand years, 12th lived for several thousand years (or billions, if you include the time inside the Confessional, (which I don't)), and I don't remember if they mention The Doctor's age during 13th time.
Umm actually time is relative to us so depending when the doctor shows up they could be 900ish 800ish or 12000ish so.
lol I just wrote a long ass comment about this thinking no one else had, totally agree. i think 13th's age *might* be mentioned in one of the teasers/intros/big speeches but the doctor is *definitely* older than 900 though there's no 100% clear statement on how old the doctor is beyond 10's explicit mentions to my knowledge.
Um, actually he’s so old that he has forgotten how old he is so we don’t actually know how old he is besides that he is way older than 900 years old
Yknow what's wild tho? Since Clara ripped herself apart into every moment of The Doctor's life, she's technically older than him by like 20 or so years because of the time she lived before living in all of his moments... Don't be mad that I don't remember how old Clara is :(
Came here to say this. Was super surprised when nobody corrected the age which as far as I can remember the Doctor (mostly thinking around 11th) is 945 years old.
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I think Thomas may be my favorite guest so far, just because he tries so desperately to be a jock, and the second GURPS comes up, he immediately goes full nerd mode
you can tell he is a fake jock too because he has football pads and a football helmet but hockey gloves😂
That Star Wars question was the shittiest question you've ever done. Love it!
It's also exactly the kind of question I would have gotten right by accident, thinking I was being a douche. So, perfectly in line with the show!
Becca radiates adult younger sibling energy in this episode, and i’m here for it
Um actually Han speaks to Chewie in Shyriiwook when they first meet (although poorly), so it is technically incorrect to say that Han *only* speaks to Chewie in Basic.
And as we all know, technically correct is the best kind of correct.
Came here to say this haha
Anyone who considers Solo to be canon should be tarred, feathered, shot, drawn, and quartered.
Get outta here with these garbage prequels.
@Mr. Perfect Cell Good. We can sand away all the garbage prequel bullshit.
@@ieyke Honestly, Solo was by far no the worst of the Star Wars movies.
Neither Prequel nor Disney. It was the very definition of "Meh"
@@wjzav1971 Solo wasn't great, but it was sometimes fun. Which is more than I can say for The Last Jedi or Rise of Skywalker
The language is called Basic because it's the most common *trade language* in the core regions specifically. It's an engineered language designed for inter-species communication (sort of like esperanto, but less of a failure) The outer rims and the great chaos beyond that all have multiple other trade languages
woah, esperanto catching a stray bullet
@@owen429 esperanto is cool and so are the esperantists I've met, but it was designed to be the standard language for all international communication, which it obviously didnt achieve
@@Freekymoho Id argue its not a lost battle until no evidence of esperanto exists.
I could still very much see a future where europe decides to use it in place of English as a sort of Lingue Europa
@@mckinneym.2743 then you are high, frankly. The sheer magnitude of the logistics to implement such a vast change, all for no discernable benefit
Um Actually, The Defense against the Dark Arts position doesn't *SEEM* cursed, it *IS* cursed. Additionally, Carrow never taught the subject, as they taught Dark Arts, rater than Defense against the - .
This is one thing I never quite got, How did Voldemort curse something as abstract as a teaching position? And if that is that easy, why didn't he curse the position of headmaster, to get Dumbledore harmed or fired. If Dumbledore is more powerful than Voldemort, then why could he not reverse the curse.
For all the explaining that Rowling did, past and present, some things she just kept annoyingly vague.
Same thing with the Goblet of Fire. What would stop Dumbledore to declare Harry's participation in the Trimagical Tournament null and void? They say that Harry entered a binding contract but what are the consequences for violating the contract and how does the Goblet check if Harry entered the Tournament. And since Harry technically didn't enter by himself, can the contract even be considered binding?
This is something J.K. Rowling should explain. Not how wizards pooped before indoor plumbing was invented.
@@wjzav1971 I think that's why they went with "seems". Also because even the characters are not sure whether or not the position is truly cursed. Dumbledore makes the conclusion that, since the "curse" started after Voldemort was denied the job, the two events are likely related. But, there also appears to be a number of loopholes, such as (as is mentioned in the first book) one teacher was able to serve as the DAtDA teacher off and on for several decades, despite the "curse."
For your second point: a Binding Magical Construct is defined elsewhere in the books, and I'm fairly sure that it is stated, outright, that NOT participating results in death. Lastly, Barty Jr. explains that it took a significant work to convince the cup that he was: a) not too old, b) Harry, and c) that Harry was not too young. The plan COULD have been undone by this act, but sentient magical items are well-known for their flaws in-universe. It's actually astonishing the wizarding world depends on them as much as they do, given that magical items have enormous biases and blindspots.
Lastly-lastly, since a Binding Magical Contract is more-or-less the same as an Unbreakable Vow, it stands to reason that the two are a dangerous kind of magic, one that it is much easier to be whammied by, than loophole out of.
@@wjzav1971 Umm actually its called the Twiwizard Tournament, yknow, because it features three wizards.
@@FireUIVA Ah, sorry. Read that book in my mother language. They called it Trimagical Tournament there.
"Our students were quite traumatized in the last year with all those werewolves and dementors and stuff. We should do something to make them smile and laugh again. How about murder games with dragons where they also have to rescue their most beloved ones from a traumatizing deep lake experience?"
um actually, the pevensies only ruled for around a decade. they were in their 20s or 30s when they found their way out of narnia
I said the same thing, they reigned15 years. They were the following ages leaving
Lucy: 23
Edmund: 25
Susan: 27
Peter: 28
His process was exactly how I got the linguistic problem right without know anything but "valar morghulis" and "poodoo"
I feel like if you're going to accept "USS" as part of the Enterprise's name, then you'd also have to accept "Battlestar" for the Galactica. But since that wouldn't have otherwise changed the order I might have given it to him... UNTIL he tried to use the Picard song to justify his answer, as the pictured ships *clearly* "Star Treking, across the universe, on the Starship Enterprise, under captain Kirk!"
Umm, actually USS is a prefix whereas Battlestar would be a class. It's the difference between Mr. Thomas Middleditch and Humon Thomas Middleditch but it is true that his name in both cases is still Thomas Middleditch so Enterprise and Galactica would both be the correct name
Umm, actually Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Battlestar is equivalent to Galaxy Class
But I do still think that the name would be Enterprise
Umm Actually USS means United Space Ship and is not actually part of the ships name
@@shadebug Umm, actually the term "Battlestar" is not a class, it's more like a designation to show it as a capital ship. There are many classes of Battlestar, with the Galactica in the reimagined series belonging to the Jupiter class.
Um actually, there are also versions of Storm where she's from Wakanda. So, Kenya, the US, and Wakanda are her countries of origin.
and egypt
Love how Middleditch knew immediately Wolverine was from Canada, then goes and calls "z" zed. Of course you'd know Wolverine was from your country. I would.
Thomas' comment about wanting to fuck everything in a fantasy land definitely hits different since this episode was released
I feel like every person on that couch came into this episode expecting a different game mood.
Tenchi Muyo!? High five, Um Actually, for the deeper dive. I am a proud space cowboy.
Um, actually, the Doctor lies about his age quite often, to the point where he supposedly can't remember his real age. So although he claimed to be 900 years old at the start of the series reboot, we have no way of knowing. Plus, in the most recent series arc, the Doctor learns that she had lived many lives prior to the original series, which she doesn't remember (unless the Master or someone was lying about that, which is possible).
Umm actually, he states during capaldis run that he is 2000 years old (excluding timeless children) and he is trapped in the confession dial for 4 billion years
@@angussherlock8777 it might be 4 billion years from the moment The Doctor first entered the Confession dial (or whatever it's called), until The Doctor left it, but The Doctor that left it spent only a couple of weeks (at most) inside.
Forgot about the teleportation that reassembles a “new” version of him each time
Umm actually we don’t talk that about episode become it’s ridiculous and stupid and terrible lol
Lawrence Geller timeless children or heaven sent/hell bent
im so happy these are being uploaded because THIS EPISODE! i needed to see the comment section because of our good boy middleditch
When she answers the question about doctor who she doesnt saw UM, only actually.
and you said neither so no point.
Holy shit, doobs is here.
He RSVP'd to this episode one year ago today. ON E-VITE.
Ummmm actually: Storm was born in Brooklyn, and then lived in Cairo till she was 12, when she moved to Kenya
Watch to the end
But....technically, before she joined the x-men, she lived in Kenya, meaning she was from Kenya. If I’ve lived in Atlanta for 20 years but was born in Nashville I would say I was from Atlanta.
Wasn't she retconned into being from Wakanda at some point?
@@Krwzprtt I believe T'Challa met her when he left the country for something
@@15thCrypt Oh so she gained Wakandan citizenship later
Um, actually it's not "The Serenity" it's just "Serenity"
And Um, actually Han speaks Shyriiwook in Solo: A Star Wars Story.
Aaaaannd... Um, actually Halle Berry did an accent in the first X-Men movie, but she dropped it after that.
This episode originally came out in 2018, so they might've been trying to avoid Solo spoilers. Also, it doesn't say he can't speak Shyriiwook, it says he doesn't, which is, in general, true. And the reason is also true. I don't think I'd call that a valid correction.
Um actually, she didn't use an accent. She had strained her larynx in a yodelling accident.
I hate her portrayals of Storm.
She (like others) were miscast.
Big love for GURPS, Thomas Middleditch earned my respect today.
Um, actually, the Doctor Who question had two errors. One was that the TARDIS is old, but the other is that the Doctor's age is unknown, so saying they're 900 years old is wrong. Even the Doctor doesn't know their own age anymore. It's anywhere between 900 and like 1200 years old or something like that.
I do not know if 13th has sad her age at all but 12th at one point said he was over 2000 and even that some people think is an underestimate as they think he started counting again or the Time War messed things up.
@@James-xb7qc they've been counting since 10th, and it is stated every time they goes without companions they age 200ish years (like with the ponds, he left them for a short while going from 1000ish to 1200 by 11's end).
(i may have fudged a detail or two, take with salt)
Also, there are theories that they started over at some point during the Time War. Colin Baker and Christopher Eccleston's Doctors both claim to be 900, but the Time War is said to occur over a period of 500 years (but of course time travel is involved, so The Doctor may have relived some of that twice).
Of course, until contradicted, "The Timeless Children" throws all of that guess work out the window.
The doctor's timeline is so convoluted it's impossible to pinpoint their exact age.
Hell the 8th doctor spent at least 1500 years walking in nothingness in the divergent universe alone. The audio Scherzo.
Um actually, The Doctor's age is unknown and his TARDIS was an old model that was in the shop to get fixed when he stole it. Specifically, the chameleon circuit was broken, thus the reason it was almost always in the form of a blue Police Box. The chameleon circuit was fixed on a couple of occasions but never for very long.
I've been binging this amazing show for the last 4 days. Would love to see a rematch between these three
Um actually "Adun Tassadar" isn't a Protoss phrase. You just took two Protoss names and slapped them in the same speech bubble. Common phrases using those names are "Adun toridas," which means "Adun hide you" or "Adun keep you safe," and "En taro ___," which means "in honor of ___" usually the name of a venerated Protoss hero fills that blank such as Adun or Tassadar.
For me a protoss phrase is "BUILD MORE FUCKING PYLONS DAMN HUMAN!"
A man of culture
En Taro Adun! En Taro Tassadar!!
Um, Actually… the theme to cowboy bebop is just acoustic jazz. Specifically a big band Latin infused hard bop style.
Man, they need to make new episodes of this
Umm, actually, the doctor was 900 years old when we met him as played by Christopher Eccleston in the beginning of "New Who", but since the Matt Smith iteration ran for a couple thousand years, (s)he is much older than that now.
Yeah, that question was not written by someone who has watched past David Tennant.
Umm, actually, as stated by stephen moffat in 2010, the doctor has no idea how old they are, and simply keeps on lying, even from the start. The 900 years of Christopher Eccleston is a guess by his part, as during the timewar the doctor was subject to multiple agings and de-agings,. This is also confirmed by the fact that at the time of their first regeneration (from 1st to second) was roungly around 900 years as well (as noted in the licensed article "the phoenix in the TARDIS")
There is also the philosophical question as to whether or not the 4,5 billion years in "heaven sent" counts towards their age. Which could be argued, as while they doesn't remember each cycle and their body doesn't age, neither does "ME", but she is still counted as being fucking old, which means that neither memories, nor physical appearance can be the classification of age. Rather the time spent in the universe, changing and influencing it, even if it is just chipping the mountain with you beak.
umm, actually the 7th doctor celebrated their 1000th birthday so they are lying to make themselves appear younger, its like when you meet a new younger group of people and say you are 27 instead of 30, its only a few years but it makes the difference.
After seeing the last episode and now this, I feel like they added a rule that the person on the left seat of the couch has to be drunk.
9:30 "I'm only anti-nerd when it's not the nerd thing that I don't know about." That makes no sense. Got an extra negative in there.
Everytime I see Middleditch I gotta go back and watch the street fighter red tape series
"Everyone knows the Starks and the Lannisters." Umm, actually most people mistakenly believe the phrase 'a Lannister always pays his debts' are their words, but in reality it's 'Hear Me Roar.'
Umm, actually your claim would require accurate polling information to be true. At this point, you're speculating. In fact, the safer assumption would be that "most people" have never heard of the Starks nor the Lannisters. Viewership and readership of the series is multiple orders of magnitude lower than the global population.
The viewership though, has heard "A Lanister always pays his debts" far more often than the actual house motto, if they have watched all episodes equally as often.
@@CappySambo Um actually, the claim would require accurate polling information to be *known* as true. The trueness or falsehood of a claim exists independently of the demonstration of such.
Several years later: um actually the doctor isn’t 900 he’s like over 1100 now. Also not born on gallifrey. We have the timeless child storyline now
8:00 Um actually the doctor is over 1000 years at this point. He gained like a 100years in season 7 or so.
Who knows how much older she's by now.
And also I don't have Twitter 😂
Um actually the sonic screw driver is not trustee and sometimes just doesn’t work
1. Sonic sunglasses
2. [SPOILER?] Timeless child screws the whole timeline
Um actually the doctor's timeline is so convoluted at this point that it's difficult to pinpoint their exact age.
Based on the most recent season The Doctor is probably 100s of thousands of years old if not millions
At this point I just assume The Doctor is every being in the universe. "Timeless Child" ruined everything, even the 50th anniversary means nothing if The Timeless Child is a thing. Infinite amounts of regeneration means The Time Of The Doctor meant NOTHING.
I’ve already seen all of these on dropout but I’m rewatching on UA-cam so you guys get the ad revenue as well.
Didn't Becca get a correct answer but only say "actually" and not "um Actually". I think this still should've been a 3 way tie.
Good spot, her "first" point awarded for the tardis question she doesn't say "um"
@@nicholascurran1734 Its not that she doesnt say it, its an editing issue. You can tell there is a cut right at that moment. There are people tracking the 'um actually' part behind the scenes (host has been interrupted to point out someone missing saying it at times in other episodes).
@@d4rksol123 it's on screen when she rings in and begins speaking. This may have happened in other episodes but I don't see it applying here.
@@d4rksol123 Just as the host and probably most of the audience did, it would be easy for the BTS verifiers to miss the lack of "um". WE NEED CLARITY, RELEASE THE UNEDITED TAPES!
True however an unstated rule which has been demonstrated multiple times is that if nobody (Trapp, BTS people, or fellow contestants) catches that the answerer didn't say "Um, Actually" then they get the point. Like a wrestling referee.
I'm usually not very competitive, but I would've CRUSHED this episode
Um, actually! Corrections should be made in the “quarantined” spaces laid out in the episode not here in the comments section! This section is where we request sports and sportsball be included in the fandom categories and not just traditionally nerdy fandoms!
Um, actually, call it what you want but Yoko Kanno is a fucking genius composer and will never get enough kudos.
Don't remember if this episode released after the news came out or not, but for anyone who isn't aware, just a little PSA. Cloak and Dagger, one of the major exclusive goth clubs in LA actually got shut down recently largely in part to Middleditch and others constantly harassing and groping women there and the management refusing to do anything about it. So for everyone calling for him to be a guest again, I wouldn't hold out hope for it.
Oh I'm sure they were only doing it ironically. Just like his completely asinine bit in this episode.
I didn't know that, thanks for the info !
Really makes that "in a fantasy world, I'd fuck anything" comment by him stand out
The heck is a goth club? Like a nightclub where you have to be dressed as a goth?
@@gligarguy4010-It’s a nightclub for goths. Like a gay club or a lesbian bar. Goth isn’t just a costume for some people
Um actually, Storm is actually not from Kenya. She was born in the US and became orphaned and stuck in Cairo. When Xavier recruited her, she was situated in Kenya. But she should be considered a US citizen
Um actually, it is not necessarily the uss enterprise as the image shown is a generic constitution class starship, of which there are many in Star Trek lore. Without the ship identification number the name of the vessel in question cannot be verified and could potentially be tge USS Yorktown, Asimov, Douglas, Potemkin, Lexington, Hood, Farragut, Intrepid etc.
Um, actually, 1701 is visible on the underside of the saucer. It's the Enterprise.
Honestly a 3 way tie would have been such a cool way of ending it lol. Going down in um actually history for decades lol
um, actually, dr who is well over 900 years old.
Um, actually, he's referred to as "the Doctor."
Thomas: idk I don't watch dork cartoons
(me, behind a wall: YOUR BEST FRIEND IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WHAT DO YOU MEAN)
as Bobby once told Sam & Dean: "Family don't end in Blood, boy!"
Um, actually, there's only 6 DADA teachers in HP. Carrow taught just Dark Arts
Um actually, quirrell was never stated to be a new teacher that year so we can assume he was a teacher the years prior.
there are three wookie langs, but shyriiwook is a universal trade lang that outsiders learn. the other two are only spoken by natives of the Kashyyyk system!
Remember to state your correction in the form of an “Um, Actually”!
Um actually profesor Quirel had taught multiple years before Harry came to Hogwarts
Um actually, he did, but he taught Muggle Studies. Harry's first year was Quirrell's first year teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
The position was cursed. No-one lasted more than a year as Defense against the dark arts teacher after Voldemort was rejected for the job.
Yeah, but it feels like a bit of a retcon. It certainly feels implied at the start of the book that he had taught it more that one year. I dont think muggle studies was even a thing in book 1
I'm guessing that you guys are SCB fans
@@redbeard5939 I have watched a few, but it's explicitly stated in the half blood prince that since Voldemort was refused the job, that no-one had lasted more than a year. A more accurate um actually would have been that they didn't teach defence against the dark arts in Harry's 7th year, they taught dark arts instead.
I love that he starts naming off the different houses in Dune
Um, actually the U.S.S. Enterprise classification would be a "Constitution Class" while its registry number is "NCC-1701".
"I'd F anything..." awkward given the new accusations...
10:58 - um, actually, there is no indication that any of the Pevensies had sex. No heirs of their line are mentioned, and while Lewis does say that many different princes WANTED to marry Lucy or Susan, there is no indication that they or their brothers were ever wed in Narnia (and since Aslan is Literally Jesus, having sex outside of marriage would not have been allowable for them).
nothing like the editing of this episode speaks of hard work and stone cold temper
Um actually "Adun Tassadar" doesn't make any sense as a phrase in Khalai, those are both just nouns. "Adun Toridas" is a common phrase that means "may the shadow of Adun protect you"
I love that years later, the Fast and Furious shade holds up even better
SPOILER : .. . . . . .. If zach had said "chewie doesn't understand english" he would have been technically correct, but he had to go and say that chewie doesn't understand anything lol.
I'm glad she got that last point. Because she was absolutely right about jacking up the car before you remove the tire. So they both should have gotten a point for that one.
Um actually, Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys, while it's true they're family, but more specifically, they're cousins.
Also, not an um actually, more like a fun fact: Nurse Joys go to a nurse training program and are raised to be nurses along with their helper pink healer pokemon (differs depending on the region). And the anime has shown some Nurse Joys who either don't have the region's pink healer helper, dislike their job, flunked out of medical school, or have helper pokemon who are different from the others.
Because it feels in the spirit of this type of game, I would like to point out that I got the GoT houses and phrases sorted in about 20 seconds and I only watched about two and a half seasons of the show.
13:16 Um actually the name of the ship from Firefly is "Serenity" not "The Serenity." Kaylee discuses this point with an Alliance officer in one of the episodes.
Yeah but that’s some stupid shit. “I’m Malcolm Reynolds, captain of Serenity.”
@@MrCash-lm1xz Ships names takes the definite article "the" when used in a sentence if grammar requires. but the article is not part of of the actual name.
Thomas Zhang so the sentence where he says the ship’s name is not a sentence?
Um, Actually, very few ships have the word THE at the start of their names. The naming convention is to name without a starting THE, but add THE to the front of the name of the ship when referring to her, because she's "The only ship with that name". It's the same for "The Battlestar Gallactica", "The Enterprise", "The Andromeda", etc. There are some exemptions, like Moya from Farscape, where the ship was a living being and would never use THE in any circumstances with Moya. (That gets into "The Todd" situation, where the person refers to themselves in the third person."
So, Captain Mal's ship would be named Serenity, but you would often call it the Serenity, as you do with MOST ships.
Thomas Zhang but the sentence in which he used it required it. So what’s the problem?
With love, please throw in some ad breaks for the full episodes. We love seeing the whole episodes and want to support the possibility of getting more whenever it becomes possible to film them.
Um Actually, the image used of the starship from Star Trek is that of a generic ship. It is not denoted on the hull that it is the USS-Enterprise. Meaning that it should be referred to as a Constitution Class Starship 2260S.
Um Actually, "objective case" is correct but is usually referred to in English linguistics literature as the Oblique.
"Like floopyland" triggers my fight or flight
I had a moment there...
16:09 Well Technically, Professor Quirrell has done more than one year.
I know Thomas was going for a character bit, but I absolutely hated that decision
I did too the first time I watched the episode, but this time around it was just “meh”.
Yeah he really irritated the shit outta me. Even if it was for a “bit”
Same
These coincidences are wild! I just finished Mossflower the other day!
Are they making new ones of these or is this left overs from college humor/ drop out
I don't know about Um, Actually, but Dropout is still producing new stuff. This is an old episode though, they posted the first half on the main channel a while back.
I was coming to ask this exact thing, like if college humor isn't a thing anymore will this show continue, it's definitely my favorite new series from them, also are they still making content on dropout? I understand they're probably on an upload schedule putting episodes from dropout onto this channel but will it always be on dropout first or are they shifting to just uploading on this channel?
@@iApollo722 at the very least they've been producing seasons of Dimension 20 during the pandemic, as their currently airing show is done over zoom.
You can typically tell they are old, when they have the mid episode fan corrections, they are timestamped. One posted the other day was commented back in 2017. Lol
In this episode @7:07 you can see the timestamps of October of 2018
Just to clarify, they are making new Um Actually episodes, available on dropout.
4:25 the family F&F talk is giving me flash backs to the family F&F memes
Man, Becca Scott got screwed over in this episode. Ein is never called Data Dog as if it's his proper name, and Storm was actually born in New York City before journeying to Africa as a young girl.
Um, actually Becca still got the extra point for the Storm fact, and they never claimed Data Dog was his proper name, just that Ein is known as Data Dog, so it could just be that he's talked about by that name without using it as a proper name.
@@sanderevers9396
But he isn’t called “Data Dog” he’s A data dog.
Thomas Middleditch omg. I've seen him on his improv show but he fully nerds out when you mentioned GURPS!!
Oh man Toms wanting to fuck everything line has not aged well!
“Still an electro synth pop opening”
Have you HEARD Tank?
It’s pure jazz. My stepfather’s father was impressed by it and he WAS a Jazz musician.
um, actually the black speech of Mordor in Saurons speechbubble should read "ash (one) nazg (ring) gimbatul (to find them)" not "Azsh Nagh Gimbatul" as depicted.
Um actually, severus snape served for more than one year as during the professorship of Remus Lupin, Snape served as substitute defense against the dark arts teacher once a month due to the full moon.
Oh good. Thomas Middleditch. He's not obnoxious at all.
Wasn't sure if I was packing mine right and I think you really helped with that
Isn't the defense against the dark arts teaching position more than just seemingly cursed? If i recall correctly someone (I don't recall who, probably Voldemort) did curse the position and that is one of the reasons why Dumbledore kept Snape out of the position for so long as to prevent anything from happening to him?
It was to prevent Snape from being tempted back to his own ways, but yeah, you got the idea
Tom Riddle returned to Hogwarts shortly after Dumbledore became headmaster and asked for the job, but Dumbledore knew he was already super shady so turned him down. Nobody stayed for more than a year after that.
"If I was in a fantasy land, I'd literally fuck everything."
We know Thomas, we know. That's the problem.
His "fake jock" act backed up with real hockey commentary is a banger
Ryo-Ohki! I’ve been waiting for a Tenchi reference.