My mum always said she was going to come back as a bird so she could shit on everyone that pissed her off!! The day of her funeral & my brother in law got bird shit down the sleeve of his jacket & my dads sister got done by the same bird. Inwardly I was laughing 🤣🤣
Last winter our small town in Ontario Canada, had a turkey held our town prisoner. It would chase municipality workers into work. The cops chased it around town with a fish net trying to capture it. This thing evaded capture for weeks. It was kind of sad really, turkeys hang in packs. Knowing this guy lost his pack was very sad. The town named him Vanturken. It was all over facebook.
My step father, whom I detest, was on our family's first vacation. He was amazed by the weather in Florida. He stuck his hand out of the car window saying he couldn't believe the weather. At that point a birt crapped in his hand. I have had an affinity for birds ever since
I can't stop laughing about Gary the guinea pig! My cat was lying on my stomach when I started laughing and I bounced him around so much he got up in disgust and left!
Starting the story with “someone stole my guinea pig to sell for drug money on the black market for $25” is WILD and then to immediately cut to a UA-cam ad is WWIIILLLLLDDDD
As a southern American, I know that it's "Nana in the wind," but all I can hear is "Nanner in the wind." The reason this is funny is because that's another word for banana. So, when I hear that, I just see a tiny banana being blown around in the wind like the feather from Forrest Gump.
the guinea pig story being on the local news reminded me of my social science teacher back in highschool. It was the best thing, he was a local political commentator for the radio and was apalled that not many of us listened to the local news several times every day. He went on this 15 minute tirade about how important it was to keep up with what was going on locally and how out of touch we'd be with the political scene and so on. Then he had the brilliant idea that we should all listen to the local news broadcast in class so he could really drill in his point when no one had heard the stories on there cause we were out of "the loop". Top story that day: there were 3 unadopted kittens at the local shelter. That and how the busses were delayed again was literally all they talked about on the broadcast and my teacher was so angry. We all just kept our mouths shut, but it was so funny.
Ryan .. if it makes you feel better .. I was at Disney World and went to the washroom and then walked for about 20 minutes and kept feeling something brush up against my ankles .. I was wearing cropped pants ... and when i looked down I saw nothing .. so kept walking .. I must have walked for like 45 minutes until I walked by a reflective wall and saw then saw that I had toilet paper down inside the back of my pants and hanging from my pant leg ... waving in the breeze! I had my daughter with me and she was too busy sightseeing to notice ... So yeah .. that is my story . I was totally embarrassed for a very long time but now ... 20 years later i can laugh at it lol
As someone who was flogged by turkeys when I was 3 and had to go to the hospital because I almost lost an eye. I can assure you that yes, Turkeys are most certainly very aggressive!
Omg😂 as soon as you were trying to tell Ryan the booger just happened his face looked like a toddler who shit his pants and could smell it but didn't want to tell cus he'd get in trouble and I love how Toni tried to not make Ryan embarrassed so told on herself about pissing herself. That's a real friend.
I’ve been sober a little over 16yrs and I can proudly say I never stollen and sold a guinea pig for drugs. lol. Poor little guy. Happy he returned home safely.
I have a Persian cat that is extremely friendly and not aggressive at all. He loves hanging out front, getting petted from the school kids walking home. One day, he was stolen... we found his collar a few blacks down the street. I posted photos on the internet with no hope. What people don't know about my cat is he will use a litter box but once only. Evidently, the new owners figured this out. After a month of him pissing on their stuff, they gave him away to grandma, who also wanted nothing to do with him either. After 3 months missing grandma found my missing cat posts online, and I got my cat back. He is now 12 years old and wish I didn't answer the phone that day.
OMG. I don’t even have the letters to sound out how I laughed. As an owner to a cat that takes umbrage to a litter box that is even slightly used; I completely understand.
More singing from Toni, please! I LOVE hearing your powerhouse vocals! EDIT: This was posted in earnest after the happy birthday song and BEFORE the seasons/months/whatever that song was. 😆
A bloke goes to a fancy dress party with a naked woman strapped to his back. Someone asks "What the heck are you supposed to be, then?", the man replies "I'm a turtle," then he points to the naked woman on his back, "See, there's Michelle". That joke pops into my head anytime I hear the name Michelle 😂
Put your podcast on YT five days a week please! I have to have the visual stimulation to pay attention. I love you guys and LOVE that you have started putting the podcast on YT.
In our subdivision, every house has an olive tree. (It was an orchard back in the day) We have a crow that has decided our house belongs to him. He will pick olives and bowl them off the roof all day every day during olive season. We've named him Fred. Sometimes he stands in the driveway and will not let me pass! I inch forward, not wanting to hit him and he will stand his ground until finally he saunters off on to the lawn.
I will suggest befriending Fred! Crows are suuuuper smart, so they will quickly learn that you are a friend! Maybe put out appropriate treats and stuff in a specific location (not on the driveway) when you arrive home, and I'm pretty sure he'll start waiting for you there when he sees your car!
I frickin' love you guys. You never fail to brighten my day. I have a chronic illness, which means I spend every day in pain, and I don't get out much as a result. But you make every day so much brighter. Love ya from Michelle, UK ❤❤
I have so many questions about the guinea pig...how did he get stolen? Were there other animals exchanged or was he worth the entire price of the drugs? Also, what is a guinea pig meetup and how do I get invited?
My 2 cousins & I put on badass concerts for our family every visit! We had outfit changes & rad dance breaks! Toni thanks for the slip down memory lane!! 👊
Ever since it was mentioned on the podcast it's been on repeat in my head so I just gotta say it. The way Toni pronounces cricut as "cricket" has me baffled. All this time I've uttered "cry cut" and considering how bad their software is, it just made sense. Now I have to reevaluate everything.
So the more I watch these, the more I realise I may be Toni’s twin from another bin. Turkey impressions are the same, as is our humour.. or maybe I just watch so much of you guys I feel like you’re family!
Strange hearing you talking about the weather warming up near you while here in Worcester, UK, we've got a couple of inches of snow that we've had for 4 days already, almost unheard of for the whole of winter, never mind in November, & often if there is snow it melts soon after settling but there's a forecast of more snowfall over the weekend!
Food courts are so underrated! 😂 doesn’t matter how many people you’re with, everyone can find something they like and there’s only a 50/50 chance of food poisoning 🤷🏼♀️😂😂
When Toni hitting the high notes in her amazing rendition of Happy Birthday makes my half deaf ancient dog jump scare awake right next to me and fart at the same time and now I’m stuck laughing, gagging and breathing in a stench I can taste 😂 touché Toni! Touché!!
QLDER here... For many years in summer I wore longer skirts/dresses. Once in the car and air con pumping, would grab bottom of said clothing and place it over the vent 😮
I am loving this channel, I'm here in Adelaide awaiting for a hysterectomy so in pain. I watch this channel to help not think about the pain. P.s I'd love a shout out on your show
I'm sorry but toni zombie arms when she's laughing at Ryan's turkey noise at 10:55 had me crying!!! Laughing that much your arms just fall into zombie position!!!
We’re on opposite hemispheres. I’ve lived in Australia for 20 years before that I lived in Germany. I’d definitely say our Christmas is warm/hot weather so a lot of people celebrate outdoors at the beach. Its nice for the new years fireworks but that’s about it 😂
Summer Christmas is the best Christmas you can have. Spending the day outside cooking the BBQ, swimming in the pool or going to the beach, eating fresh seafood, watching the sun set at 9pm, playing cricket on the beach.. who wants to be stuck inside Aussie Chrissy is the bomb ❤
My mom also believes the bird-spirit connection! Especially with cardinals. She doesn’t talk about it much though. She’s an avid bird watcher & has dozens of bird feeders in her yard, hummingbirds especially have a lot. I’ve stood out there with her when the hummingbirds are feeding. Oh my god, their wings are loud! If you’ve ever been buzzed by a fly or mosquito, it’s a hundred times louder. The more there are, the louder it is. We live on the Gulf Coast & often get hurricanes. Ahead of one coming, the local birds always swarm my Moms yard, stocking up in food before they fly off to safety. Mom jokes that she knows how bad a storm will be by how many birds come by.
Coincidence chat! : My name got said today's and the rental car I am currently roadtriping in is a FORD EVEREST! Turns out I need to press more buttons in the car
Sooooo… not to be a prat… but wasn’t Toni “famously the official hip hipper” of the podcast? That being said, still love having you guys playing in the background while I try to work and most of the time end up laughing so hard I spit my coffee out onto my laptop 😂
You should’ve shown the clip of guy. When he grabbed his wife waddle and wiggled it, and she did that turkey gobble. Cracks me up just thinking about it 🤣😂🦃 🤣
That booger though 😂 it makes its first appearance at 22:13 as a bat in the cave on his right side, then migrates up to his forehead at 24:13 😂 Added fact I'm pretty sure he sings "I don't know where my hole is" fuck I love these guys
Finally got to watch the whole episode without falling asleep in the middle 😂 Context - I have to wait until I’ve finished a full day of work before watching because I can’t watch it before work.
It's almost Thanksgiving so I didn't bat an eye at the idea of eating the turkeys that bullied you lol makes it taste even better to know you defeated them lol
No joke i believe 3 days hostage. Ive been bit in the thigh by a turkey and my bit of back fluff by a goose. Large birds are my reality nightmare. I think i would have found something like a sling shot before 3 days but i totally understand
Hate birds. There's always a specific type of bird around here that will swoop down into your face, literally touching your hair, they come down so randomly and so fking fast it just freaks me tf out 😂 my boyfriend was once practically hunted down by an owl in the night 😅 poor guy was held up for hours tryna just stay tf away from it. No matter which way he'd try to go that mfker was coming AT HIM. He wasn't letting up for a good 5hrs lol
I actually noticed it in his nose .. and was going to write a message about it then I hear it ended up on his forehead... poor guy .. happens to all of us ....
My car has cooled seats, but it takes a while for them to cool down after you switch it on. I can't tell you how many times I have suddenly panicked, thinking I just peed myself when the cold kicks in suddenly.
After hearing your turkey noises, made me think of my family attempting to make elephant noises. It was terrible, and we laughed so much. I'd like to hear you make elephant noises!
My mum always said she was going to come back as a bird so she could shit on everyone that pissed her off!! The day of her funeral & my brother in law got bird shit down the sleeve of his jacket & my dads sister got done by the same bird. Inwardly I was laughing 🤣🤣
😂😂beautiful
Your mom is a legend, she got her wish 😂
Last winter our small town in Ontario Canada, had a turkey held our town prisoner. It would chase municipality workers into work. The cops chased it around town with a fish net trying to capture it. This thing evaded capture for weeks. It was kind of sad really, turkeys hang in packs. Knowing this guy lost his pack was very sad. The town named him Vanturken. It was all over facebook.
My step father, whom I detest, was on our family's first vacation. He was amazed by the weather in Florida. He stuck his hand out of the car window saying he couldn't believe the weather. At that point a birt crapped in his hand. I have had an affinity for birds ever since
I can't stop laughing about Gary the guinea pig! My cat was lying on my stomach when I started laughing and I bounced him around so much he got up in disgust and left!
😂😂😂 that always makes me laugh more with the look on their faces at you lol
Starting the story with “someone stole my guinea pig to sell for drug money on the black market for $25” is WILD and then to immediately cut to a UA-cam ad is WWIIILLLLLDDDD
The overworked birthday song, hahahahaha! Toni has great voice control
As a southern American, I know that it's "Nana in the wind," but all I can hear is "Nanner in the wind." The reason this is funny is because that's another word for banana. So, when I hear that, I just see a tiny banana being blown around in the wind like the feather from Forrest Gump.
now this info is gonna live in my mind forever
Heard nanner and was thinking have no bananas
Came here to say this!! Northern American here 🙌
I heard the same thing😆 - I grew up in Alabama
😂 🍌 😂 🌬️🍌
the guinea pig story being on the local news reminded me of my social science teacher back in highschool. It was the best thing, he was a local political commentator for the radio and was apalled that not many of us listened to the local news several times every day. He went on this 15 minute tirade about how important it was to keep up with what was going on locally and how out of touch we'd be with the political scene and so on. Then he had the brilliant idea that we should all listen to the local news broadcast in class so he could really drill in his point when no one had heard the stories on there cause we were out of "the loop". Top story that day: there were 3 unadopted kittens at the local shelter. That and how the busses were delayed again was literally all they talked about on the broadcast and my teacher was so angry. We all just kept our mouths shut, but it was so funny.
Hahaaaa geez Toni, my dog started barking from your Turkey impression 😂😂😂
For not being a bird guy, Toni really made this ep really bird-heavy lmfao
The ending to happy birthday was way stronger than I anticipated based on how it started but holy goodonya Toni! That was GREAT!
TONI THANK YOU!! I have to do a 2 mins stop-motion animation for college and now I finally know what to do thanks to you and the happy bird!
Share it with us!
Ryan .. if it makes you feel better .. I was at Disney World and went to the washroom and then walked for about 20 minutes and kept feeling something brush up against my ankles .. I was wearing cropped pants ... and when i looked down I saw nothing .. so kept walking .. I must have walked for like 45 minutes until I walked by a reflective wall and saw then saw that I had toilet paper down inside the back of my pants and hanging from my pant leg ... waving in the breeze! I had my daughter with me and she was too busy sightseeing to notice ... So yeah .. that is my story . I was totally embarrassed for a very long time but now ... 20 years later i can laugh at it lol
It’s just your tail 😂
As someone who was flogged by turkeys when I was 3 and had to go to the hospital because I almost lost an eye. I can assure you that yes, Turkeys are most certainly very aggressive!
Omg😂 as soon as you were trying to tell Ryan the booger just happened his face looked like a toddler who shit his pants and could smell it but didn't want to tell cus he'd get in trouble and I love how Toni tried to not make Ryan embarrassed so told on herself about pissing herself. That's a real friend.
Nearly pissed myself during Ryan’s turkey impression 😂😅😂
I’ve been sober a little over 16yrs and I can proudly say I never stollen and sold a guinea pig for drugs. lol. Poor little guy. Happy he returned home safely.
I think I popped my t*t laughing so hard at the turkey impersonations
I have a Persian cat that is extremely friendly and not aggressive at all. He loves hanging out front, getting petted from the school kids walking home. One day, he was stolen... we found his collar a few blacks down the street. I posted photos on the internet with no hope.
What people don't know about my cat is he will use a litter box but once only. Evidently, the new owners figured this out. After a month of him pissing on their stuff, they gave him away to grandma, who also wanted nothing to do with him either. After 3 months missing grandma found my missing cat posts online, and I got my cat back.
He is now 12 years old and wish I didn't answer the phone that day.
I can't decide whether to cry or laugh at this! 😂😂
OMG. I don’t even have the letters to sound out how I laughed. As an owner to a cat that takes umbrage to a litter box that is even slightly used; I completely understand.
12:15 😂❤ When dinner DEMANDS to be let inside,
PREHEAT THE OVEN
More singing from Toni, please! I LOVE hearing your powerhouse vocals!
EDIT: This was posted in earnest after the happy birthday song and BEFORE the seasons/months/whatever that song was. 😆
A bloke goes to a fancy dress party with a naked woman strapped to his back. Someone asks "What the heck are you supposed to be, then?", the man replies "I'm a turtle," then he points to the naked woman on his back, "See, there's Michelle".
That joke pops into my head anytime I hear the name Michelle 😂
😂😂😂
No time I have heard that joke has the woman been naked👀 there is no need for Michelle to be naked!😂
Put your podcast on YT five days a week please! I have to have the visual stimulation to pay attention. I love you guys and LOVE that you have started putting the podcast on YT.
In our subdivision, every house has an olive tree. (It was an orchard back in the day) We have a crow that has decided our house belongs to him. He will pick olives and bowl them off the roof all day every day during olive season. We've named him Fred. Sometimes he stands in the driveway and will not let me pass! I inch forward, not wanting to hit him and he will stand his ground until finally he saunters off on to the lawn.
I will suggest befriending Fred! Crows are suuuuper smart, so they will quickly learn that you are a friend!
Maybe put out appropriate treats and stuff in a specific location (not on the driveway) when you arrive home, and I'm pretty sure he'll start waiting for you there when he sees your car!
I frickin' love you guys. You never fail to brighten my day. I have a chronic illness, which means I spend every day in pain, and I don't get out much as a result. But you make every day so much brighter. Love ya from Michelle, UK ❤❤
I have so many questions about the guinea pig...how did he get stolen? Were there other animals exchanged or was he worth the entire price of the drugs? Also, what is a guinea pig meetup and how do I get invited?
Ryan’s turkey impression had me CACKLING. Thank you both for the much needed laughter. Also Toni, I have family members come to me as cardinals. ❤
spoiler alert - we did not cut it out. and god bless for that 😂
My 2 cousins & I put on badass concerts for our family every visit! We had outfit changes & rad dance breaks! Toni thanks for the slip down memory lane!! 👊
Not me pausing the video to check the maths on “25 over 15”. 🤭😅
Same 1.66 😂
Toni can sing!? Vocalssssss on point.
She did Opera!!
Ever since it was mentioned on the podcast it's been on repeat in my head so I just gotta say it. The way Toni pronounces cricut as "cricket" has me baffled. All this time I've uttered "cry cut" and considering how bad their software is, it just made sense. Now I have to reevaluate everything.
When I always saw it online I thought it was Cry Cut too! Because like… if it was spelled “tricut” it wouldn’t be pronounced “Tricket!”
Coincidence chat! My name is also Emily and my birthday was last week! (Im choosing to believe that beautiful song was also for me)
So the more I watch these, the more I realise I may be Toni’s twin from another bin. Turkey impressions are the same, as is our humour.. or maybe I just watch so much of you guys I feel like you’re family!
Hell yeah I've pulled an anxiety-fueled all-nighter doing chores and now I can try relax a little 💙
Strange hearing you talking about the weather warming up near you while here in Worcester, UK, we've got a couple of inches of snow that we've had for 4 days already, almost unheard of for the whole of winter, never mind in November, & often if there is snow it melts soon after settling but there's a forecast of more snowfall over the weekend!
You're in Worcester?!?! I'm in Worcester!!!
When you said nanna in the wind, I immediately heard Elton John....😂
Food courts are so underrated! 😂 doesn’t matter how many people you’re with, everyone can find something they like and there’s only a 50/50 chance of food poisoning 🤷🏼♀️😂😂
25:19 no worries Ryan! It was all cut 😂
😂😂
Thank you, watching this i started laughing on my own, then noticed people looking at me and laughing,😂😂 happy Monday 🎉
I make a good turkey gobble. When my Dad and Step Mom were alive, I’d call every Thanksgiving so I could gobble to them. It’s a family tradition.
Every time the intro song and cartoon comes on my 2 year old stops whatever she’s doing and rushes over to watch it 😂❤❤
When Toni hitting the high notes in her amazing rendition of Happy Birthday makes my half deaf ancient dog jump scare awake right next to me and fart at the same time and now I’m stuck laughing, gagging and breathing in a stench I can taste 😂 touché Toni! Touché!!
QLDER here... For many years in summer I wore longer skirts/dresses. Once in the car and air con pumping, would grab bottom of said clothing and place it over the vent 😮
Oh my god that months/seasons of the year song was yanked from the depths of my memory pit! Absolutely amazing, yltsi
I am loving this channel, I'm here in Adelaide awaiting for a hysterectomy so in pain. I watch this channel to help not think about the pain. P.s I'd love a shout out on your show
Well wishes!
@NanaJo430 Thank you much appreciated
I'm sorry but toni zombie arms when she's laughing at Ryan's turkey noise at 10:55 had me crying!!! Laughing that much your arms just fall into zombie position!!!
That reminds me of the window sticker of the queen, waving. Looked liked Lizzy was sitting in your back seat. priceless.
okay, so im in Canada, and i felt like i knew this but its def fkin me up that our winter is your summer, and vice versa... so strange to me!
Waaaaait👀 fr???
I....I can't believe I didn't know that 😂
We’re on opposite hemispheres.
I’ve lived in Australia for 20 years before that I lived in Germany. I’d definitely say our Christmas is warm/hot weather so a lot of people celebrate outdoors at the beach. Its nice for the new years fireworks but that’s about it 😂
Summer Christmas is the best Christmas you can have. Spending the day outside cooking the BBQ, swimming in the pool or going to the beach, eating fresh seafood, watching the sun set at 9pm, playing cricket on the beach.. who wants to be stuck inside Aussie Chrissy is the bomb ❤
Yep. Use that next time you’re talking to a flat earther. No way we could have opposing seasons if we were all on the same level. 😄
@@SentFromMyiPwn lmao, yeah, i dont think ive ever run into one of those.. maybe they all fell off the edge HAHAH
I love the fact that the bird family was, “mom and cousins.” Too cute.😊
My mom also believes the bird-spirit connection! Especially with cardinals. She doesn’t talk about it much though.
She’s an avid bird watcher & has dozens of bird feeders in her yard, hummingbirds especially have a lot. I’ve stood out there with her when the hummingbirds are feeding. Oh my god, their wings are loud! If you’ve ever been buzzed by a fly or mosquito, it’s a hundred times louder. The more there are, the louder it is.
We live on the Gulf Coast & often get hurricanes. Ahead of one coming, the local birds always swarm my Moms yard, stocking up in food before they fly off to safety. Mom jokes that she knows how bad a storm will be by how many birds come by.
My fiancé has a Ford Mustang with air-conditioned seats, loveee it!!! ~Taylor from New Jersey!
Coincidence chat! : My name got said today's and the rental car I am currently roadtriping in is a FORD EVEREST! Turns out I need to press more buttons in the car
Sooooo… not to be a prat… but wasn’t Toni “famously the official hip hipper” of the podcast? That being said, still love having you guys playing in the background while I try to work and most of the time end up laughing so hard I spit my coffee out onto my laptop 😂
My Lincoln MKZ has air con seats and its pure heaven while I was pregnant lol but the heating was great for my lower back lol
My bad for watching this at 1 a.m. Was stoned in my kitchen, trying to make a snack and getting wrecked by Toni's majestic belting. 😂
I lived at a place called Wybong.... All the signs had "why not?" spray painted underneath 😂
😂😂😂 the turkey impression was absolutely hilarious
🦃 …Oh Toni😂That sounded like a turkey and a Kookaburra had a baby🤣
Why am I hearing "Nana in the Wind" to tune of "Take My Breath Away"? 😂 🎶 👵🏻 💨 🎶
I love these two😂 they're hilarious! A comfort watch😊
For me it’s the shoulder shimmy on Ryan’s turkey impression 😂
You should’ve shown the clip of guy. When he grabbed his wife waddle and wiggled it, and she did that turkey gobble. Cracks me up just thinking about it 🤣😂🦃 🤣
The song, I CAN’T BREATHE 😂😂😂
Ryan, they did not cut it out. PSA 😂😂😂
11:15 genuinely sounds like a cheesed off turkey, ngl
That booger though 😂 it makes its first appearance at 22:13 as a bat in the cave on his right side, then migrates up to his forehead at 24:13 😂
Added fact I'm pretty sure he sings "I don't know where my hole is" fuck I love these guys
Finally got to watch the whole episode without falling asleep in the middle 😂 Context - I have to wait until I’ve finished a full day of work before watching because I can’t watch it before work.
you two are awesome, and nuts!! thanks for the laughs from Terrace, BC, Canada!! Enjoy spring!
Ryan sounds like an animal crossing character when he does the turkey gobble
3:03 holy sheeet toni!! That was amazing
It's almost Thanksgiving so I didn't bat an eye at the idea of eating the turkeys that bullied you lol makes it taste even better to know you defeated them lol
“My sister, Tori”. I was not ready for her to just say my name in the middle of the podcast
16:25 can confirm vented seats are the BEST an absolute must in the hot desert.
No joke i believe 3 days hostage. Ive been bit in the thigh by a turkey and my bit of back fluff by a goose. Large birds are my reality nightmare. I think i would have found something like a sling shot before 3 days but i totally understand
Hate birds. There's always a specific type of bird around here that will swoop down into your face, literally touching your hair, they come down so randomly and so fking fast it just freaks me tf out 😂 my boyfriend was once practically hunted down by an owl in the night 😅 poor guy was held up for hours tryna just stay tf away from it. No matter which way he'd try to go that mfker was coming AT HIM. He wasn't letting up for a good 5hrs lol
100% legit. Birds are assholes, especially the big ones. As a kid, I was chased by a massive swan nipping at my rear end and I now have PTSD.
Your song was AMAZING Toni!!!!! 🎉
I should not have tried to eat lunch while watching this. I nearly choked twice and spit out my drink
The booger did NOT get redacted 😂🤣😂❤️🥰
I actually noticed it in his nose .. and was going to write a message about it then I hear it ended up on his forehead... poor guy .. happens to all of us ....
The turkey noise sent me. Almost blew max and cheese out of my nose
Morning Toni & Ryan 🌷🍃🏵️I put in my pod's & I thought brekky funny you two was the first 😂 didn't even have to look 🤣🌈🌴🌊☀️🌺✌️💚😎
Sophie reminds me of my one of my besties 😊and in the best way possible! She seems like such a lovely person 😊
Back from work to Toni & Ryan… yaaaaasssss ❤️
The reverse cracking is a good interpretation of a Kookaburra
My car has cooled seats, but it takes a while for them to cool down after you switch it on. I can't tell you how many times I have suddenly panicked, thinking I just peed myself when the cold kicks in suddenly.
That was an excellent bjork imitation of happy birthday
The editing of this video had me thinking the two turkeys were the brothers mistaken for each other.
25:24 its all good ryan they cut it hahaha
holy shit Tony absolutely HIT those notes !!!
7:24 actually, due to the dysregulation of the drug market, the price/street value of weed has remained unaffected by inflation
Nah mate not in Australia.
Tony's turkey sounds , sound like donnie from the wild thornberrys 🤣🤣🤣
Toni and Ryan ice cream treat van!
this birthday song lmao i choked from laughing so hard
not even 2 min in
Anywhere is a good date if the vibes are right and the company is good!
I'm so glad they got Gary back
Don't be embarrassed Ryan, everyone has 'em
After hearing your turkey noises, made me think of my family attempting to make elephant noises. It was terrible, and we laughed so much. I'd like to hear you make elephant noises!
My 2019 kia sportage has heated seats and cooling seats. Crazy thing is that I NEVER use it 😂 but it isn't that strong when the cooling air is on!
0:15 long awaited ❤
Your turkey noises sound like the animal crossing characters 😂
lol they didn’t cut it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The bird and i go to the same school 😂
We did not…. I saw the whole thing from it peaking out of your nose to the hand wipe 😂😂😂 we’ve all been there