Handing Back My OBE - Sid Ozalid & Thee Absurdist Monk

Scotland's Top Dyslexic Poet has handed back his OBE. Joined by his best invisible friend 'The Absurdist Monk' Sid has recorded this little song, outlining his reasons for sending his OBE back to number 10 Downing St.
Sid is a real person who lives in a shoe. You can follow him on social media.
Handing back my OBE, OBE, OBE Oh me Oh my
Handing back my OBE, OBE, OBE Oh me Oh my
I do not like spaghetti
When it’s made out of hoops
I don’t like boring TV
Or adult colouring books
Brown bins cost me extra
They collect them very late
Then they go and leave the bin
Beside my neighbour’s gate
Handing back my OBE, OBE, OBE Oh me Oh my
Handing back my OBE, OBE, OBE Oh me Oh my
I have got no hair.
I'm also very fat
I have no friends they ran away.
What do you think of that
I don't like bending down
My back is getting old.
I'm handing back my OBE
That's you lot blooming told
Handing back my OBE, OBE, OBE Oh me Oh my
Handing back my OBE, OBE, OBE Oh me Oh my

[@MissYankey]

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