"I am a giant with a war dog. Either I am making a delivery or I am besieging your fort. Hope for the former." I nearly pissed myself laughing! Gods I miss the original group. :(
readsomebooks666 dude that is so fuckin dope. Like you get to have leliana and shit with you and she could be all "hello sten!" Haha. They probably don't show him because of the huge changes to the race through the games
@@Bubbles99718 incorrect, fool. You are clearly not meant to be here. But seriously, if there is no Maker then what the hell is Corypheus trying to do? What about the dankspawn?
Morrigan praying is the most hilarious thing ever! I love how many little details they put in origins like this one. love it!!! I hope Inquisition will be like this.
Dragon Age games will never have this detail of writing again because for some reason everybody is tied up on open world games. I don't want realism in video games I want great story telling, an interesting and diverse plot-line and no extra shit.
Praying Morrigang and Pretty Oghren were the best. Sten & Dog was crazy Paraphrasing, "either I'm attacking your fort or I'm bringing you this dog". Love his dialogue. 4:07 - Dog Uses Urine! It's Super Effective!
Right, this Morrigan-Leliana praying thing reminds me of the sisters from Sister Act I trying to rent a plane to Reno :P Almost exactly the same words lol!
Jeez, the attention to detail is unbelievable in this game. They wrote so many different dialogues for different versions of this prison break quest....
When I get sad about what happened to Bioware I just go here and watch this vid... It reminds me of how bioware was a great company at point in history
So an elf assassin, a dwarf drunkard, a giant-wannabe, a nutty priest girl, a swamp sorceress, a senior enchanter and a mangy mutt walk into a fortress... This is either the start of what will be the greatest joke in all of Ferelden...or a sign that I should have busted myself out hours ago. Either way, I'm in trouble. Note to self...the next time Alistair suggests "waiting for rescue", I'm leaving him behind. Maker's breath, it stinks in here. Codex Entry - A claustrophobic Grey Warden
Zevran: We are twins! Not Identical of course but brothers! Oghren: I'm the pretty one" I was drinking water and I spit it all over my screen when he said that XD
It was pretty funny when they came to rescue my dwarf noble character and he came bursting through the door swinging his sword in the air after basically slaughtering the entire guard there.
“And now I’m talking to an animal, I’ve been in this country for too long” you see, my dear Sten, in Ferelden the Mabari are almost citizens... At least more citizens then the Orlesians.
Pretty much awesome. Sten's responses are hilarious- he is an impatient giant with a war dog!! And the Broma Brothers XD Maybe it's funnier since broma in spanish means rouse/trick/joke. XD Ohh Zevran. Great video!
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Morrigan has not given one single fuck throughout this entire game.
Yeah haha!
+Patrick Boyle She did in my first playthrough. And definitely more than one since I romanced her... ;)
Well, she wanted to give Sten a fuck, but he said no.
"I am a giant with a war dog. Either I am making a delivery or I am besieging your fort. Hope for the former." I nearly pissed myself laughing! Gods I miss the original group. :(
readsomebooks666 dooood I just wonder what ever happen to sten
Apparently he became Arishok after Hawk killed the one in DA2. Which makes the offer of an alliance in Inquisition very interesting.
readsomebooks666 dude that is so fuckin dope. Like you get to have leliana and shit with you and she could be all "hello sten!" Haha. They probably don't show him because of the huge changes to the race through the games
His name isn't sten, that was his title, it'd probably be rude for her to greet him as sten
Templarkiller Gaming pretty sure it'd be fine considering they're friends
"Why didn't I take the post at Lothering?" And everyone by now knows Lothering was over run by darkspawn lol
That was the point... He'd rather be dead!
Hence my lol at the end of the sentence.. that was the joke that I thought was hilarious in the vid!
Raigh Darkhawk BAH! I didn't read that far into your comment!
guard: I wasn't told we are getting a Mabari...
Dog: (pees on guard)
Mabari war hounds, smart enough to talk, wise enough not to.
I am surprised Morrigan did not burst into flames praying..
this comment made my day thank you!
Thats because there is no god.
@@Bubbles99718 the chant of light it's inspired by Cristianity in some ways, of course she wouldn't burst into flames
@kakyoin The Milf Destroyer Noriaki
That could have simply meant that Andraste was so powerful than her ashes had some of her healing powers.
@@Bubbles99718 incorrect, fool. You are clearly not meant to be here.
But seriously, if there is no Maker then what the hell is Corypheus trying to do? What about the dankspawn?
Morrigan praying is the most hilarious thing ever!
I love how many little details they put in origins like this one. love it!!!
I hope Inquisition will be like this.
That's why I use Leliana and Morrigan for the rescue.
That's why Origins is the best Dragon Age
Amazing voice acting too, thanks to Claudia Black, really make the character come to alive.
xVikaBla I'm from the future...its not. But it's a good game though it just can't compare to origins
Dragon Age games will never have this detail of writing again because for some reason everybody is tied up on open world games. I don't want realism in video games I want great story telling, an interesting and diverse plot-line and no extra shit.
I can just imagine Leliana cringing when Morrigan started "praying". x'D Maker, I love this game.
Oghren's the pretty one.
I love how helpless Zevran sounds when he says they're brothers. xD
"He's adopted"
(I know, it's 5 years. Still awesome)
His accent only makes things even better.
"Forgive these godless souls, they know not what they do..."
I lost it when Morrigan pretended to pray xD
"I'm the pretty one" and I'm on the ground laughing
goddamn game is so well made...
5 Yeahrs of developing. may ea be killed, they have ruind to many games.
LOL
Sten as actor:
Guard: "You're a dog trainer?"
Sten: "..." "I have a dog, what more do you want?"
XD
no matter how old the game gets, the original party just steams with charisma and cant be topped :D
The irony is a handful of then;(“Morrigan, Sten and Oghren in particular”) have terrible persuasion
Leliana: everyone trusts priests.....even the ones with bows. It's only natural.
Lol "I'm the pretty one"
Praying Morrigang and Pretty Oghren were the best.
Sten & Dog was crazy Paraphrasing, "either I'm attacking your fort or I'm bringing you this dog". Love his dialogue.
4:07 - Dog Uses Urine! It's Super Effective!
Why couldn't DA:I have a mission like this? Could you imagine the banter between Iron Bull and Dorian or Sera and Cole?
oh my.
my mind has come up with something perfect.
thank you for giving me such a wonderful thought.
yo bull and Dorian would fuck and then they'd get caught
hOLY-
I know right?
It was a shitty game made to exploit microtransaction and multiplayer mode.
"I'm the pretty one..."
I've been watching this video for 6 years. I know it's coming. It cracks me up everytime
When in trouble, let the dog bluff
Man I forgot how much I loved this game. The voice actors were great!
This is as good as it gets. We probably will never enjoy a RPG this much.
"Maker, forgive these godless souls; they know not what they do."
Coming from Morrigan makes this part ten thousand times more hilarious.
Apparently Leliana and Morrigan have the exact same bust size lol.
Always wondered what would happen if I waited for my trusted companions instead of escaping disguised as a guard
god damn Oghren i love you
vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?
sharangcool its over 9000
sharangcool its high as hell :)
Morrigan praying cracked me up haha
Favorite line: "You can perform in the main hall on the condition that the Dwarf keeps his pants on. That's non-negotiable."
Right, this Morrigan-Leliana praying thing reminds me of the sisters from Sister Act I trying to rent a plane to Reno :P Almost exactly the same words lol!
I want to see the dwarven dance of death in Inquisition so badly! :D
Damn, I've played this game through several times but have always rescued myself. I've been missing out. I guess it's time for another run through.
Same here, didn't even know it was an option :__D. All these amazing scenes. What have I missed.
I missed too :(
Glad I stumbled across this while still playing through my second playthrough.
got to love the fact that even those in disguise still carry their weapons
Sten and Dog, definitely the best duo xD
I did it with Wynne and the Mabari. The dog and his healer. And chose the dog for all of the dialogue options. :)
4:04 OMG the dog peed on him... that is just too awesome... HAHAHAHAHA
The Broma Brothers!!
I love how Morrigan just makes crap up about the Chantry as she goes along and hopes it works out.
Jeez, the attention to detail is unbelievable in this game.
They wrote so many different dialogues for different versions of this prison break quest....
"I'm the pretty one"
Shave my back and call me an elf I laughed so hard
if you have leliana by your side, seriously, who'd have let morrigan do the talking?! XD
"he sets his pants on fire and everything!" yes~!! lol
its just me or morrigan looks adorable in pink?
Next time I play Dragon Age I'll let Morrigan and Leliana save me hahaha
When I get sad about what happened to Bioware I just go here and watch this vid... It reminds me of how bioware was a great company at point in history
"I'm a giant with a war dog, either I am making a delivery or I'm besieging your fort... Hope for the former." You Sten, are the reason I like Quanri.
So an elf assassin, a dwarf drunkard, a giant-wannabe, a nutty priest girl, a swamp sorceress, a senior enchanter and a mangy mutt walk into a fortress...
This is either the start of what will be the greatest joke in all of Ferelden...or a sign that I should have busted myself out hours ago. Either way, I'm in trouble. Note to self...the next time Alistair suggests "waiting for rescue", I'm leaving him behind. Maker's breath, it stinks in here.
Codex Entry - A claustrophobic Grey Warden
Oghren: "I'm the pretty one" lmfao
This entire game is full with golden lines. BioWare has some damn good writers
Morrigan praying killed me. Xd
LOL, this was awesome! Thanks for uploading this! xD
4:07 Laughed like a madman. You sir made my day :D
The scene with Morrigan and Leliana "praying" for the guards is oddly reminiscent of a scene from "Sister Act."
"Im the pretty one" had me dying hahaha
5:11 is like that scene in National Lampoon’s Vacation where they had to give the grandma’s eulogy in the rain and Morrigan is Clark Griswald
Oghren at the deep roads “shave my back and call me an elf!”
Zevran: BROTHER!
Zevran: We are twins! Not Identical of course but brothers!
Oghren: I'm the pretty one"
I was drinking water and I spit it all over my screen when he said that XD
Morrigan + dog (dr.smiles) rescue cracked me up. Protip, trust the dog.
It was pretty funny when they came to rescue my dwarf noble character and he came bursting through the door swinging his sword in the air after basically slaughtering the entire guard there.
Only ones I used were Morrigan and the mabari. Hilarious! And Sten with Zev. Pretty funny the irony.
funny af when it comes to Oghren's jokes
I can't believe I wasn't able to get Sten...
I love that no one questions the weapons
"And now I'm talking to a dog. I've been in this country too long..." - Sten
I like to imagine all of these happening on the same day. Those poor door guards.
6:36 Grunt in the shower: I'm a pretty biiiiird.
Wait wait wait wait... Morrigan and Leliana never had such a rack!
+Martin Jeřábek I knew I wasn't the only one seeing that!!!
The praying just killed me
"...we're twins!" -Oghren: "I'm the pretty one."... xD who could someone be that high to find out things like this... xD
Nothing is more awesome than Morrigan in a chantry uniform and making a prayer to the Maker. :)
Morrigan is praying to the Maker LMAO
"Let us pray, Sister"
I'm still laughing 🤣🤣🤣
“And now I’m talking to an animal, I’ve been in this country for too long” you see, my dear Sten, in Ferelden the Mabari are almost citizens... At least more citizens then the Orlesians.
"And now I'm talking to an animal. I've been in this country too long." xD
Zevran never fails to talk about how expensive he is. 😂
I love you Grunt! Uh.. I mean Oghren.
"Like a good little boy"
Oghren: im the pretty one.
never ceases to make me laugh.
"I'm the pretty one"
I lol'd
Zevran and Ohgren's are the best no matter what.
"I'm the pretty one"... that floored me! :P
"i'm the pretty one"
oghren FREAKING rocks
Hearing morrigan try to pray is the funniest thing that ever happened
"i am now talking to an animal. I have been in this country far too long"
-Sten
hahaha
I love how Morrigan was "praying"
"To be turned away at the door by some uncultured soldier?! Unthinkable."
Me: YOU UNCULTURED SWINE XD
"Never said anything about any circues freaks." That line always makes my day along with Ogrhen's "I'm the pretty obe."
Pretty much awesome. Sten's responses are hilarious- he is an impatient giant with a war dog!!
And the Broma Brothers XD Maybe it's funnier since broma in spanish means rouse/trick/joke. XD Ohh Zevran.
Great video!
LMAO "I'm the pretty one" Oh gawd Oghren!
I love how Zevran and Ohgren get in every time
LOL 6:35 with Zev saying they're twins and Oghren saying he's the pretty one! lmao!
I laughed so hard when Morrigan prayed! xD She sounded like she was in physical pain!
I want Broma Brothers in DA4.
Zev: we are twins identical twins
Oghren:i'm the pretty one
"You can perform in the main hall on the condition that the dwarf keep his pants on. That's non-negotiable." xD
'I'm the pretty one' I love how serious he said it, i cracked up for minutes :D
"I'm the pretty one." Yes, Oghren. Yes you are.
during the part with Oghren and Zevran, there should have been an option where Oghren yells "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" as the commander walks up
"You can perform in the main hall on the condition that the dwarf keeps his pants on. That's non-negotiable." ROFL
The dog.... LOL. I love it when the dog pees on the guard like that. :P
"Let us pray..."
DECEASED.